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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
00:04Lynette made an announcement.
00:06I need to start dating again.
00:08But her first attempt...
00:10Oh, the salmon looks good.
00:11At a steakhouse?
00:13...was a disaster.
00:15The stress of covering up a crime...
00:17You told us that as long as we trusted each other, everything would be fine.
00:21You're on your own.
00:22...drove a wedge between Bree and her friends.
00:25A night out is exactly what you need to lift your spirits.
00:28Leading her back to an old addiction, and down a very dangerous path.
00:39Being in love can bring out the worst in people.
00:43They may become stingy...
00:46...or hostile...
00:51...or simply indifferent.
00:54But in the beginning, when love is still a promise, people bring their best to the table.
01:04Here's to second chances.
01:07Oh, here's to you for giving me a second chance.
01:12I really didn't expect you to be so nice on the phone.
01:15I guess you were charmed by my groveling.
01:19But now I'm kind of in a pickle.
01:21I spent the last week complaining about the crazy bitch I went out with.
01:24Now I have to go back and tell everyone.
01:26This is one of the best dates of my life.
01:27Aw, that's so sweet.
01:30Not so fast. We haven't had dessert yet.
01:33We still could blow it.
01:34Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
01:36Well, how about we get out of here?
01:39I could have dessert at my place.
01:41That sounds great.
01:45So I have half an apple pie.
01:47I've got some of those little pudding cups.
01:49And I think there are some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer.
01:51Oh.
01:54Come on.
01:55Who can resist a pudding cup?
01:58No, it's just...
02:00I didn't realize that you actually invited me over here for...
02:05dessert.
02:07Oh.
02:09Dessert? You thought I meant...
02:10Sex.
02:12Right.
02:14That's why you ran all those red lights.
02:17I figured you had a sweet tooth.
02:18Yeah.
02:21So just the three choices?
02:26I think so.
02:29Don't get me wrong.
02:30I love dessert.
02:31Both kinds.
02:31It's just so soon.
02:33And it's only our second date.
02:35Only the first one that's gone well.
02:36I get it.
02:37No problem.
02:38Plus, there's a certain amount of prep work involved that I would have done had I known
02:42we were thinking of.
02:44And I didn't make my bed.
02:45And there are no clean towels.
02:46I misunderstood.
02:49And now I made you feel uncomfortable.
02:50I'm so sorry.
02:51We had a great night.
02:55Yes.
02:55I look forward to doing it again.
02:57Oh.
02:58Yes.
02:58Sounds good.
02:59Okay.
03:02Just please don't think that this means I never want to have sex with you because you're
03:06great.
03:07And sex is great.
03:08I love sex.
03:09I always have.
03:09I was a total whore in college.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13All right.
03:14All right.
03:14Well, I guess this is good night, then.
03:17Okay.
03:17Good night.
03:18Good night.
03:19Yes.
03:19The promise of love can bring out the best in us.
03:23Unless we find that we're a little out of practice.
03:28After a disaster, every housewife has her own way of coping.
03:46Some turn to drink.
03:53Some turn to sweets.
03:57And some turn to the people they trust the most.
04:01So then I said I'd love to have sex with them, but I'm not sure I'm ready yet.
04:06And now we're going to have this awkward thing hanging over us.
04:09Nobody expects you to hop right into bed with someone new.
04:12Why not?
04:12Tom did.
04:14I'm just trying to motivate her.
04:16To do what?
04:18Have random sex with the first guy she meets?
04:21You don't want to be that girl.
04:22Yeah, because that sounds like too much fun.
04:25Susan, Lynette is pushing 50 with a very long stick.
04:29Point is, she should be out there getting some while she's still limber enough to enjoy it.
04:33Are you supposed to be on my side here?
04:35Of course.
04:36First things first.
04:38Do you really like this guy?
04:40Yeah, I think I do.
04:42What's the problem?
04:43Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty.
04:45It's been a while.
04:46The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait so long between pap smears.
04:50Oh, okay.
04:52You're putting too much pressure on yourself.
04:54And if you really like this guy, you should take it slow.
04:57Yeah, but not too slow.
04:58You're starting a new relationship, and sex is a big part of it.
05:01You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive.
05:03So drive this guy, Lynette.
05:04Drive him hard.
05:06So, how much longer is Carlos going to be in rehab?
05:11Fourteen and a half days.
05:12I don't know.
05:13The first time with somebody is always awkward and weird.
05:16And exciting and great.
05:18Come on, in 20 years of marriage, you never fantasized about being with someone else?
05:23Constantly.
05:24Sometimes during.
05:26Well, here's your chance.
05:27Huh.
05:28I guess this is the upside to having your marriage collapse.
05:31Okay.
05:32I just have to figure out how to make my first move.
05:35I know who could give you some tips.
05:42My God, is that another one?
05:44I know.
05:44What happened to the blonde guy from last week?
05:46Blonde guy?
05:47The guy I saw had dark hair in the sports car.
05:49The guy I saw drove a motorcycle.
05:51What is that?
05:52Five guys in a week?
05:53She's starting a basketball team.
05:57Should we be worried about her?
05:59After the way she treated us, uh-uh.
06:01She's not our problem anymore.
06:08Who are these women staring at us?
06:13Nobody I know.
06:17Juanita, why do you insist on giving out Valentine cupcakes when I bought you a box of perfectly good cards?
06:23Store-bought cards are lame.
06:24Who cares?
06:25I could be watching TV right now instead of trying to cram the name Harrison onto a cupcake.
06:29I wish Daddy was here.
06:31He always helps do his stuff.
06:34You really miss him, huh?
06:36Yeah.
06:37Why do you have to go to stupid Europe anyway?
06:41Well, you know, business trips are very important.
06:43That's why they call them business trips.
06:46But he's never been gone this long.
06:48It feels like forever.
06:50I know.
06:51But when he gets home, everything's going to be great again.
06:53Do you have any more of those sprinkles?
06:57I'm spending a lot of time on that one cupcake.
07:00Is it for someone special?
07:01No, it's for nobody.
07:04Juanita, what's his name?
07:06He doesn't have a name.
07:07Ha!
07:08So you admit he exists?
07:11Fine.
07:12His name is Ryan Veo.
07:14He's so cool.
07:15He can dislocate his shoulder so it looks like he was in a car accident.
07:19Huh.
07:20You and me, we go for the bad boys.
07:22So I just want his to be special.
07:24Do you think that's dumb?
07:25No.
07:27I think you need more candy hearts.
07:35Hey, I've been meaning to ask.
07:37Do we have any cereal?
07:39It's for Julie.
07:41For the rest of her life?
07:42When she was a kid, our favorite thing was to have cereal dinner.
07:46But I couldn't remember her favorite, so I got them all.
07:49I can't believe it's been six months since she's been home.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Why the visit?
07:53I think she just misses her mom.
07:55She sounded a little blue on the phone.
07:57Well, we should think of some stuff to cheer her up.
08:00Way ahead of you.
08:01We are going to do all the things she loved to do when she was a kid.
08:05Oh, hey.
08:06Do we still have that trampoline in the garage?
08:08She would jump on that thing for hours.
08:11I would be up in my room reading, and her head would keep popping up in the window.
08:14Hi, Mom.
08:15Hi, Mom.
08:16Hi, Mom.
08:17Hi, Mom.
08:17Oh!
08:18Julie!
08:19Hi.
08:20Hey, Mike.
08:21Hey, kiddo.
08:22You look great.
08:23Oh, you do.
08:24You look wonderful.
08:25Can I get you something?
08:27Uh, yeah.
08:28Share some water.
08:28Oh.
08:30We are going to have so much fun this week.
08:32I thought we'd start at the amusement park with some high-risk rollercoastering.
08:37Uh, Susan.
08:39And then I'm going to take you to my kick-ass kickboxing class.
08:44Yeah, uh, babe?
08:46And to top it off, Mike is going to dig out that trampoline so that you can...
08:49Oh, my God.
08:49Yeah.
08:53I don't think we're going to be needing that trampoline.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:04You're pregnant.
09:06Yeah.
09:08Six months.
09:11You didn't even tell me you were in a relationship.
09:16Oh, God.
09:18Is there something wrong with the guy?
09:20I'm going to hate him, aren't I?
09:22No.
09:23Because you're not going to meet him.
09:27It was just kind of a casual thing, and he's not really interested in following through.
09:32Um, I was right.
09:33I do hate him.
09:36And you're okay with that?
09:38Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:40I am.
09:41Then we are, too.
09:43Of course.
09:45And we are going to be here for you.
09:48You can move back home, and Mike and I will help take care of the baby.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53I can't believe I didn't even ask.
09:55Is it a boy or a girl?
09:56It doesn't matter.
10:00I'm giving it up for adoption.
10:03What?
10:05No, you're not.
10:06Mom, look at my life.
10:08I live in a crappy apartment.
10:10I am working part-time while I finish my PhD.
10:12But you always said you wanted children.
10:15Yeah, with a husband.
10:17I'm not in a place to do this right now.
10:20No, no, no.
10:20Slow down.
10:22We need to think this through.
10:24I already have.
10:26And I'm working with this agency, and they set up a meeting with a great couple who doesn't live too far from here.
10:32Oh, God.
10:33I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night.
10:36And they want to meet you, too.
10:37To learn about my background.
10:40So that's why you came home.
10:42Not just to break my heart.
10:47Okay, well, guess what?
10:48No one is meeting anyone, and no one is going to give away this baby.
10:54Susan.
10:54Mom, you just said you'd be there for me.
10:57I really need your support.
11:02Please?
11:06Okay, I'll do it.
11:08We'll have them over for dinner.
11:16Happy sucky Valentine's Day.
11:19What happened?
11:21Ryan didn't like your cupcake?
11:24He ate it.
11:25But he didn't even give me a card.
11:27Oh, well, who cares about him?
11:30Plenty of other people gave you valentines.
11:33Like Jacob.
11:35Dear Juanita, my parents made me write this.
11:38You smell like ham.
11:41You like ham.
11:44I like Ryan.
11:45Why doesn't he like me?
11:47What's wrong with me?
11:48Nothing is wrong with you.
11:50You are wonderful.
11:51Come here.
11:57Hey, sweetie.
11:58Are you sure Ryan didn't give you a card?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Maybe you should double check your backpack.
12:05You could have slipped it in when you weren't looking.
12:07How would he do that?
12:08Boys are weird.
12:10Take a look.
12:11What are you doing?
12:36Nothing.
12:36Hey, what's, uh...
12:39What's that?
12:40What?
12:41That thing that just fell out of your backpack.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48Oh, my God.
12:49It's from him.
12:50Happy Valentine's Day.
12:51XOXO Ryan.
12:53What's XOXO?
12:54Hugs and kisses.
12:56Hugs and kisses?
12:58Oh, he does like me.
13:00I'm going to call him.
13:02No, no, no, no, no.
13:03You can't do that.
13:03Don't do that.
13:04Why not?
13:05Because boys don't like it when girls tell them they like them.
13:10Then how will he know?
13:12Oh, sweetie.
13:12He knows.
13:13You know.
13:13So neither of you need to say it.
13:15It's much more romantic this way.
13:17I'm serious.
13:18Don't talk to him.
13:19Ever.
13:19It'll wreck the relationship.
13:20But if we don't talk, what kind of relationship is that?
13:24The very best kind?
13:28Oh, my God.
13:28Is this...
13:30Chocolate?
13:33He's perfect!
13:39Susan, this was delicious.
13:41Oh, just a little something I whipped up.
13:44A toast.
13:45To Julie and Susan for inviting us into your beautiful home
13:48and offering us this amazing gift of life.
13:56You're not drinking, Debbie?
13:59I'm abstaining in a show of solidarity with Julie.
14:03I may not be able to carry my own baby,
14:05but I can support the woman who is.
14:08Oh, that's sweet.
14:10But word of advice.
14:11Drop that plan when the doctor starts talking.
14:13Episiotomy.
14:14Oh.
14:17Susan, I can't believe how great you're being about this.
14:21It's wonderful that your mother is so supportive.
14:25Well, she understands how this is going to be
14:28so much better for everyone.
14:30Absolutely.
14:31Can't think of a better home for this baby
14:33than with the two of you.
14:35Oh.
14:40Julie, do you mind getting the dessert?
14:43Oh, sure.
14:44And Debbie, if you're peeing in solidarity with me,
14:47then that's where I'll be heading first.
14:50Oh.
14:52You have done an incredible job with her.
14:54She seems great.
14:56Yeah.
14:57She's having one of her good days.
15:02Her good days?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Seems Dr. Cohen finally got her meds perfectly balanced.
15:10That's why I'm letting her use a knife tonight.
15:12Wait, meds?
15:14She never mentioned anything on her application about...
15:18Mental illness?
15:21Yeah.
15:23Grandma used to say her family tree grew nothing but bananas.
15:26Before she hung herself.
15:31I think legally she had to disclose this to us.
15:35Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal.
15:38Then we'll have to see all of her jail tattoos.
15:42Bill?
15:42Um, what else didn't she tell us?
15:48I don't know.
15:51Did she tell you she can hold her hand over an open flame without crying?
15:58Yeah, her eyes water.
15:59But she just keeps laughing and laughing.
16:03But it's not all her fault.
16:06I should have stopped drinking when I was pregnant, but I laxed my wine.
16:13I'm back.
16:14Who's ready for dessert?
16:24You don't have to do that.
16:30Still not talking to me, huh?
16:32I'm channeling my anger into cleaning.
16:34Well, I was going to apologize, but maybe I should wait until you tackle the bathroom.
16:41You do realize that scaring those people off doesn't change anything?
16:46I'm healthy, I'm white, I'm a year away from my PhD.
16:49You can't imagine how many people want this baby.
16:53Including me.
16:56I'm sorry, it's my grandchild.
17:00And I know that you think you have thought this all out.
17:03But until you have held that baby in your arms, you have no idea what you're giving up.
17:10I'm going to bed.
17:11No, please.
17:12Hear me out.
17:14You're scared.
17:16I get it.
17:17But you can do this.
17:19I don't want to be a single mother.
17:21Why can't you respect that?
17:22It's not so bad being a single mother.
17:25We had a great time.
17:27We were like best friends.
17:29Remember, we would have cereal for dinner and we'd stay up in my bed all night telling each other our secrets.
17:35It's funny you remember it that way.
17:39Because I don't.
17:42I was 12, Mom.
17:45I slept in your bed because you couldn't handle looking at the empty side.
17:49And how about those fun drives past Dad's apartment to see if he was bringing anyone home?
17:53And the only reason we had cereal dinner was because that's the only food I could make since you were too upset to cook.
18:05Oh, wow.
18:06I had no idea.
18:16That is why I don't want to have this baby on my own.
18:21Because I already raised a child.
18:24You.
18:36What are you staring at?
18:48Shh.
18:49Don't talk.
18:51Why not?
18:52You'll ruin our relationship.
18:54Oh, we don't have a relationship.
18:57Right.
18:58That's why you gave me the exos.
19:01Exos?
19:02What's that mean?
19:03I'll show you.
19:03Sexual harassment?
19:07Are you kidding me?
19:08She's a nine-year-old with a crush, not a presidential hopeful.
19:12Regardless, here at Oak Ridge we have a zero-tolerance policy for unwanted advances.
19:18Honey, I was a model.
19:19I know all about unwanted advances.
19:21Try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy David Lee Roth.
19:25Your daughter forced this boy to the ground and kissed him against his will.
19:30Oh, and we all know how much boys hate being kissed.
19:33He cried for 20 minutes.
19:35He could barely tell me what happened.
19:37Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby.
19:39That kid's not going to last a day in high school.
19:42Mrs. Solis, I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation.
19:47I mean, it's not like when we were kids.
19:50Hey, hey, Cotton Top, you and I are not the same age.
19:53You need to talk to your daughter.
19:57Because if she so much as glances in that boy's direction again, we will have no choice but to expel her.
20:04I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling rather bold tonight.
20:30Can I buy you a drink?
20:34Sure.
20:36Matt, drink for my friend here.
20:39What's your poison?
20:41Whiskey, straight up.
20:43I'm Brie, by the way.
20:48Jerry.
20:50Jerry.
20:51Nice to meet you, Jerry.
20:52Not much of a talker, huh?
20:57Well, that's okay.
20:58I will ask all the questions.
21:01What do you do for a living, Jerry?
21:03I'm a roofer.
21:05Same thing I was two nights ago.
21:09When you took me home.
21:13Jerry.
21:14Jerry, I'm so sorry.
21:17It's just so dark in here and I...
21:18It's okay.
21:19It happens.
21:21Especially with this crowd.
21:25Well, I can assure you that I will not forget you twice.
21:34Sir, uh, any way I can make it up to you?
21:37Well, I, uh...
21:39I do remember the other night.
21:42Mm-hmm.
21:42And yeah, you have several ways.
21:45Well, then, um...
21:51Let's not waste any time.
21:54Hey, kid.
22:21Want a beer?
22:22Oh, right.
22:24It's so weird to remember being a kid here and now to be...
22:36Yeah, I'll bet.
22:38Imagine how weird it is for your mom.
22:40I get that.
22:43I just wish she'd...
22:45Julie, if you're about to wish that your mom would stop trying to figure out your life for you,
22:49you're about to waste a wish.
22:50It sounded like you were kind of rough on her last night.
22:57I was.
22:59She told you, huh?
23:01The fact that she didn't tell me is how I knew it was rough.
23:05I was just really angry.
23:07It's like she doesn't realize this whole thing is killing me, too.
23:11Oh, believe me, she does.
23:13That's why she won't stay out of it.
23:16Well, it's not making it any easier on me.
23:21When it comes to her kids, your mom has one gear, Julie.
23:26Love.
23:27That's it.
23:29And if you sort through all the times in your life that she drove you nuts,
23:33what she did, what she said, how she acted,
23:37you're going to find love.
23:42I know.
23:46And as far as flaws in a mom go,
23:51that's a pretty good one.
23:52What's the big deal?
24:02I kissed him.
24:03It's a free country.
24:04Well, some people at school think that's inappropriate to do on the playground.
24:08Oh.
24:10Well, I know a spot at the park where we can kiss.
24:13No, no, no.
24:13No kissing Ryan anywhere.
24:16But that's how it works.
24:18First kissing, then get married,
24:20then he buys me presents.
24:21Oh, my God, you are my daughter.
24:25Honey,
24:26I don't think Ryan likes you like that.
24:31What do you mean?
24:32He sent me a valentine.
24:36Actually, he didn't.
24:38I did.
24:43I signed his name, and I let you think it was from him.
24:49It's just when you didn't get a valentine,
24:50and you seemed so upset.
24:52And I just wanted to see you happy again.
24:58I'm sorry, Juanita.
25:00I hate seeing you sad like this.
25:03I'm not sad.
25:04I'm mad.
25:06You always lie to me.
25:07I don't lie to you.
25:09Okay, then.
25:11Where's Daddy?
25:14Because I know he's not in Europe.
25:17How do you know that?
25:19I can tell.
25:20I'm not a kid anymore.
25:22I know when you're hiding stuff.
25:23You're growing up so fast.
25:34Honey, a part of me still sees you as this cute little baby I used to bathe in the sink.
25:39But every day you're getting stronger and smarter.
25:47So maybe I don't need to protect you quite so much.
25:54Why don't we get some cupcakes?
25:57You and I are going to have a little talk.
25:58Mom, what are you doing?
26:10Don't worry.
26:11I'm putting them away.
26:14Oh.
26:16Do you remember these?
26:18No, Mom.
26:19I was one.
26:21I had a pair that matched.
26:24People would always look at us.
26:26Because you were a grown woman in pink striped overalls.
26:29They probably thought we were a Christian singing group.
26:32They'd say we looked sweet together.
26:36I wouldn't trade that memory for anything.
26:45I know this is hard.
26:48And I'm really sorry for the way I went off on you.
26:51No.
26:53I'm the one who should apologize.
26:56I had no right to lie to those people.
27:02And I know that I made mistakes with you.
27:05A lot of them.
27:11I guess I just told myself it was okay because you turned out so great.
27:15But...
27:16You did the best you could.
27:20I know that.
27:26You're a great mom.
27:34I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
27:40Because no matter how hard it was...
27:41You were always the best thing in my life.
27:49Mom.
27:51I've given this...
27:53A lot of thought.
27:58And it's the toughest decision I've ever had to make.
28:01But I've made it.
28:11I understand.
28:16I'm just trying to do what's best for her.
28:21Her?
28:24It's a girl.
28:25Hey, you.
28:38Sorry I'm late.
28:39Stupid traffic.
28:41We should get a move on if we're going to make our reservations.
28:43No, no, no.
28:44We have time.
28:44Come on in.
28:45So can I, um, get you anything before we go?
28:49Coffee or a drink or dessert?
28:55Dessert?
28:56We haven't eaten yet.
28:57I know.
28:58I'm talking about dessert.
29:02I'm not falling for this again.
29:04Are you talking about...
29:05Sex.
29:05I'm talking about sex.
29:06Would you like to have sex?
29:08Now?
29:09Mm.
29:10You said the kids are at your ex's all night.
29:12We could still go to dinner.
29:14No, no, no.
29:14Because then it'll be hanging over our heads all night.
29:16And they'll be drinking too much and laughing too hard at your jokes.
29:19And I really don't have any more reasons.
29:21So could we please just go have sex?
29:28Ah.
29:32Mm.
29:35Mm.
29:36I was kind of hoping that we could leave that on.
29:38Five kids.
29:40Trust me, it's better off.
29:41Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
29:42You look amazing.
29:43Mm.
29:47Tell you what.
29:49I turn the bedside lamp on, and you get the candles.
29:54How about...
29:55I'll see your bedside lamp.
29:58And I'll raise you a floor lamp.
30:01Ah.
30:02Floor lamp's out.
30:03I'm not going over 25 watts.
30:05How about...
30:08Closet light on.
30:11I'll crack the door.
30:16And...
30:16You...
30:18get to keep the candles.
30:22Sorry.
30:23That's as high as I can go this round.
30:30Then I'm all in.
30:31Oh!
30:34Lynette?
30:35Sweetheart?
30:38What is going on?
30:39I couldn't understand your message.
30:41Mm.
30:42Oh.
30:43That's what you left on my machine.
30:45Can you use your words, please?
30:47Mm.
30:48Is this about your date with Frank last night?
30:51Grunt once for a yes, twice for no.
30:54Mm.
30:55Did you have sex with him?
30:58Sort of.
30:59Sort of?
31:00What does that mean?
31:02I don't want to talk about it.
31:04Oh.
31:04This is ridiculous.
31:06You called me over.
31:07Now tell me what happened.
31:12I cried.
31:14Oh, no.
31:16When?
31:17After?
31:18Right in the middle.
31:20Oh, God.
31:22Is there any way he didn't notice?
31:24I blew my nose in the sheets.
31:27Kind of hard to ignore.
31:28What made you cry?
31:33I opened my eyes, and I saw him, this lovely man I have a really nice time with, and I realized
31:39my marriage is over.
31:43But didn't you realize that when Tom took his girlfriend to Europe?
31:45No, I didn't, because that was Tom, and I kept thinking, boy, Tom's moving on, but this is me.
31:56This is really happening to me.
31:59I love bites, doesn't it?
32:10What did, uh, Frank do?
32:13He was really sweet.
32:14Handed me a box of Kleenex.
32:16Said all the right things.
32:18But trust me, I'm never seeing him again.
32:21Well, think of it this way.
32:25It cost you one guy to face the truth.
32:28Your marriage is over.
32:30Now you can move on, just like Tom.
32:35Yippee for me.
32:37Mm-hmm.
32:39I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Brie when I took her out drinking.
32:42The only way to live life is wildly.
32:49What?
32:50You took Brie out drinking?
32:52Yeah.
32:53Why?
32:54Is it bad?
32:56How the hell could Renee take her out drinking?
32:58Doesn't she know Brie's an alcoholic?
33:00I have known Renee a long time, and she's not exactly what you'd call a detail person.
33:05Well, at least this helps explain the way Brie's been acting lately.
33:09I don't know.
33:10There's not enough booze in the world to justify the skeezes coming out of that house.
33:13How could we not know this?
33:15Because we're not speaking to her, you know?
33:17Because of what she did.
33:19I was so mad.
33:20I thought I'd stay mad a long time.
33:21But now, knowing that she's hurting just seems mean.
33:25Yeah.
33:27I miss her.
33:28I miss us being us.
33:31So, whatever happened, we need to put it behind us and go help Brie.
33:36You think we can get through to her?
33:38I don't know.
33:39But we have to try.
33:40Are you sure this is your house?
33:55What the hell?
33:57Wow.
33:58Booze, loose morals, and now swearing?
34:00Too late.
34:01There's no Brie left.
34:02Why are you in my house?
34:04This is an intervention, Brie.
34:06This isn't for TV, is it?
34:07Because I'm married.
34:09I was going to tell you.
34:10An intervention?
34:11You've got to be kidding me.
34:12We're your friends.
34:13We want to help.
34:15Get out!
34:15All of you!
34:16Not you!
34:17Not you!
34:21Idiot.
34:22Talk to us, sweetie.
34:23Why are you behaving like this?
34:25I don't know what you're talking about.
34:26It's not like we can't see what's going on.
34:28We know you're drinking again.
34:30Oh.
34:31What about all these men?
34:32We know about that, too.
34:34Wow.
34:34Can't hide anything from you girls, huh?
34:36And did you also know I tried to kill myself?
34:43What?
34:44Oh, my God.
34:46How did that little nugget of information slip past my nearest and dearest friends?
34:51If this is a joke, it's not funny.
34:54It's not a joke.
34:56I checked into a motel room with nothing but a bottle and a gun.
35:01Susan, then you're wrong, Susan.
35:03It is funny, funny, that the women standing here before me, professing to be my supportive friends.
35:14One of the reasons I was in that motel room.
35:18Please stop.
35:18No.
35:19Don't give me this friends nonsense.
35:21All I ever was to you was the organizer, the problem solver, a leader, when you needed one.
35:27Which is exactly what I was, that horrible night when we buried your stepfather.
35:35And I'm so grateful for that.
35:38Liar.
35:38All of you liars.
35:41Because as soon as it got rough, as soon as there was any trouble, it all became my fault.
35:47And off you went.
35:49We had no idea.
35:51I wish you had told us.
35:52Oh, I tried.
35:53But even when I came to you to apologize, you slammed your doors in my face.
36:01Okay, fine.
36:02You're right.
36:03We did.
36:03We screwed up.
36:04We let this pull us apart, but that's not going to happen again.
36:08Because no matter what you think, we love you, Bree.
36:12We'll do whatever it takes.
36:13We just want things to be back the way they were.
36:20Well, I don't.
36:21Frank, what's all this?
36:34Well, this is something I recently discovered called pizza.
36:38I think you're going to like it.
36:40I'm sorry.
36:42Did we have plans?
36:44Nope.
36:45This is more of a stealth date.
36:47Every time we made plans, there's been too much pressure.
36:49So I figured, maybe things will be better if we sneak up on each other.
36:54Do you have some unresolved mother issues or something?
36:57Well, actually, my mother and I get along quite well.
37:00Why do you ask?
37:01Because that's the only reason I can think of, of why you would keep coming back here.
37:06Oh, I can think of another.
37:08I like you.
37:09You do remember I cried in the middle of sex, right?
37:12Well, in that, you lived with the same guy for 20 years.
37:18It only makes sense that he'd be in your head.
37:20And frankly, I'd think twice about you if he weren't.
37:24Is it weird to say frankly when your name is Frank?
37:27Not until now.
37:27Look, I'm a guy.
37:32So obviously, I'm a complete idiot.
37:36But the one thing I do know is that if you're lucky enough to meet someone
37:39who's sexy, smart, and funny, and who actually likes you,
37:43you give that person all the time they need.
37:49Now where's your corkscrew?
37:49A metal drawer on the right.
38:00Hey.
38:01Hey.
38:08Wait.
38:10I know you weren't comfortable like this.
38:14Leave it on.
38:19Evening, Brie.
38:25The usual?
38:27I suppose it has become the usual, hasn't it?
38:32Yes, please.
38:37Hey.
38:41I got a thing for redheads.
38:44Want to see it?
38:46Charming.
38:49It's Brie, right?
38:51Listen, I just came here to have a drink.
38:53I really don't feel like talking.
38:55Yeah?
38:57Well, it wasn't the chance to have a conversation that brought me over.
39:02I beg your pardon?
39:03I know what you come here for.
39:04We can stop the game.
39:06We can stop everything, including this unfortunate encounter.
39:10Now please leave me alone.
39:13Wait.
39:15Wait, wait.
39:15So, so suddenly you're some high-class lady?
39:21Hmm?
39:22Give me a break.
39:25Everybody in this bar knows what you are.
39:30I'm going to start a tab for you.
39:32No.
39:42No, I don't.
39:43I have to go.
39:52I'll drive.
39:56Please give me my keys.
39:58Come on, Brie.
39:59I see some of the dirt bags you drag out of this place.
40:01What?
40:02I don't make the cut?
40:03No.
40:03You're vile.
40:04Now give me my keys and get away from me.
40:08Oh.
40:09This is a new low for me.
40:11I'm not good enough for the town to pump.
40:16You know what?
40:18I think we'll take my car.
40:19No!
40:21I'm not going anywhere with you!
40:23Get your hands off of me!
40:24You're going to like a fight, huh?
40:25It's a complete rough.
40:27Let go of me!
40:28Let go of me!
40:29You heard her.
40:31Let go.
40:35Orson!
40:36Hello, Brie.
40:37We'll catch up in a moment.
40:39If you're smart,
40:41you'll step away from her
40:42and go back to the hole you crawled out of.
40:45Buddy,
40:46I got a rule about not hitting guys in wheelchairs,
40:47but you,
40:48you're begging for an asterisk.
40:50I also have pepper spray.
41:07I also have pepper spray.
41:07Forreston, what are you doing here?
41:13How did you...
41:13Your friends called me.
41:15Oh.
41:16They said you were going through a rough time.
41:18Forreston, I've made such a mess of my life.
41:30Don't worry, dear.
41:33The one thing you and I were always good at
41:35was cleaning things up.
41:36Yes, love can bring out the best in us.
41:50The confidence to move on.
41:57The courage to tell the truth.
42:00The strength to keep hoping.
42:11But sometimes,
42:12what surprises us most
42:14isn't what love brings out,
42:18but who it brings back.
42:30The courage to tell the truth.
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