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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Paul was shocked to find Felicia was back on the lane.
00:07Why, hello, Paul.
00:09Tom's new job came with perks.
00:11You know what you can do on a private jet?
00:15Anything.
00:17A relationship was forced to end.
00:19We are no longer friends, not you and me, and not you and Gabby.
00:22You can't speak for me.
00:23I just did.
00:24And Susan got her transplant, thanks to Paul.
00:27I'm sure as soon as I sign the papers, they'll be contacting you.
00:35After Susan Delfino's kidney transplant, her doctor ordered her to abstain from sex.
00:42For six weeks.
00:47But what the doctor couldn't prevent Susan from doing was dreaming about it.
00:53These dreams were filled with torrid caresses.
01:02With passionate kisses.
01:07And with soft cries of ecstasy.
01:11The only thing missing from these dreams...
01:16Was her husband.
01:22Are you okay?
01:30Uh, yeah, I just...
01:33Had a dream.
01:34Yeah, I know.
01:35You know, what do you know?
01:39Was I saying something?
01:40Was I talking?
01:41More like moaning.
01:42Oh, moaning.
01:44Oh, God.
01:45Yeah, you mentioned him, too.
01:47Oh.
01:48Don't be embarrassed.
01:49So you had a sex dream.
01:50It's not surprising, given how long we've had to lay off.
01:53Tell me.
01:55What are we doing?
01:56Ah, we.
01:58And maybe we can recreate it when we end our drought in two days, 17 hours, and 35 minutes.
02:04Well, uh, needless to say, it was some pretty kinky stuff.
02:08Hey, did we do that thing?
02:09That thing we talked about?
02:10Mike, it was my dream, not yours.
02:12Oh, God, I'm desperate.
02:14Can you give me some details?
02:16Uh, or I could show you in two days, 17 hours, and 34 minutes.
02:25Ah, that'll work.
02:27I can't wait.
02:28We'll send MJ to Ms. McCluskey's and have the whole night together.
02:32Yes.
02:33Susan was having dreams about sex.
02:36Just the two of us.
02:39Uh-huh.
02:40Just me and you.
02:43And they were becoming a nightmare.
02:58The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
03:02They love their country.
03:08They root for the home team.
03:10They support their favorite brand.
03:16But the fiercest loyalty on Wisteria Lane is the one between friends.
03:23All right, I gotta run.
03:25I'm meeting the girls for coffee.
03:27Stop.
03:29Which girls?
03:30Will Bree be there?
03:31She better be.
03:32She's buying.
03:33Then you're not going.
03:35Wait, you were serious about us never speaking to Bree again?
03:37That woman sat at our table, spent the holidays with us all the while knowing her son ran over my mother.
03:42Yeah, I'm serious.
03:43Fine, then you stop talking to her.
03:45But you're not going to control me.
03:46Because I have the secret weapon.
03:48You'll withhold sex?
03:49Please, you always fold before I do.
03:51That's not true.
03:52The last time he tried, you got so turned on telling me what you weren't going to do to me, you wound up doing it to me right then.
03:59Damn it.
04:01Well, you're still not going to stop me from seeing Bree.
04:04Yes, I am.
04:06Our relationship with that woman is over and I forbid you to see her again.
04:13He forbid me.
04:15Who is he to forbid me?
04:16I mean, what is this, 19-whenever it was that husbands got to forbid their wives?
04:21Gabby, he has every reason to be upset.
04:24I hate to say this, but I think we should keep our distance for a while.
04:28What?
04:28I'm not giving in to this.
04:30I've already caused Carlos so much pain.
04:32I think it's the only thing we can do.
04:35So what are you saying?
04:36No more poker?
04:38No more lunches?
04:40No more shopping?
04:41I'll miss it as much as you do.
04:43Oh, really?
04:44Doesn't sound like it.
04:45I think this is easy for you.
04:48Easy?
04:48I want to come over there right now so you can drag me to the mall, kicking and screaming,
04:52but we can't.
04:54I have to go.
04:55I have scones in the oven.
04:57I love your scones.
04:59Stop.
05:00Goodbye, Gabby.
05:06You're not hanging out?
05:07But I have to.
05:15Hey, Lynette, you're not going to believe this.
05:20I had to walk Paige around the block eight times to get her down.
05:29Nothing is so important that you need to raise your voice.
05:33Not even this?
05:38Weissman Leadership Conference?
05:41Seriously?
05:42You're invited?
05:44So are you.
05:46Oh, my God!
05:48Warren Buffett goes to this conference, and Bill Gates, and Oprah.
05:53It's one of her favorite things.
05:56Oh, look at this.
05:59All the great speakers.
06:01Plus, they've got the spa, and...
06:03And no kids, right?
06:04No kids?
06:05No kids.
06:07Yes!
06:07Yes!
06:12You take her.
06:13I've got to figure out what to wear.
06:20Hey, you two.
06:22Thanks for watching him.
06:24Hey, can you watch him again on Wednesday?
06:26Mike and I are...
06:26Yeah, I know.
06:27Your big night, huh?
06:29Mike told you?
06:31It didn't have to.
06:32I caught him staring at my cleavage.
06:34So, post-transplant sex, huh?
06:38If it's as good as my post-cancer sex, you're in for a treat.
06:43Fingers crossed.
06:45Hey, have you looked at your old house lately?
06:47It's kind of a wreck.
06:51It does look a little neglected.
06:53You should go over and talk to Paul.
06:54I'll watch him again.
06:55Oh, I can't do that.
06:58Um, he might be in the middle of something.
07:01Or he might be hanging from the shower head.
07:04Do me a favor and check, because if he's dead in there, I live downwind.
07:13Susan?
07:23Paul.
07:25Paul!
07:26Uh, hi there.
07:27Um, I was just in the neighborhood, and it looked like things were piling up.
07:32And would you mind closing that road, please?
07:34Oh, sorry.
07:36I'm sorry about the mess.
07:37I haven't been getting out of the house much.
07:39You look thin.
07:42Are you eating?
07:44Yes.
07:45I'm fine.
07:46A little behind on my chores.
07:49So, there's nothing else.
07:51Paul, um, are you sure you're okay?
07:56Yes, Susan.
07:57Fit as a fiddle.
07:59Goodbye.
08:00Goodbye.
08:00Goodbye.
08:00Goodbye.
08:00Goodbye.
08:01Goodbye.
08:02Goodbye.
08:03Goodbye.
08:04Goodbye.
08:05Goodbye.
08:06Goodbye.
08:07Goodbye.
08:08Goodbye.
08:09Goodbye.
08:09Goodbye.
08:09Goodbye.
08:14I've already spotted two ex-senators and three covers of films.
08:17Everybody here is definitely A-list.
08:22Oh, Bob Lee.
08:23Hey, hey, you fancy hot shots.
08:25Hi.
08:27Hiya.
08:28Hi.
08:28Glad you've done this conference before, because I'm definitely going to need somebody to show
08:32me the ropes.
08:32Nothing to it.
08:33Just don't talk politics.
08:34And don't push Warren Buffett in the pool.
08:36I didn't push him.
08:37He got between me and the margarita bar.
08:41Oh, let me introduce you to Barry Weissman.
08:44Prepare to endure the single most bone-crushing handshake of your life.
08:47Bye.
08:49Come on.
08:52Oh, with this line, it's going to be hard to get drunk.
08:54Lesson one, the power of the words, the President's Council of Economic Advisors want their martinis
09:00now.
09:00Oh.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11That's a little trick I learned when I was too cheap to buy my own newspaper.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:16How fantastic is it that Chris Cavanaugh is speaking?
09:19I thought Flashpoint was the best business book of the year.
09:22I agree.
09:23I've heard him speak before.
09:24He's even better in person.
09:25We're in for a treat tomorrow.
09:26Meg Butler, President of Amtech.
09:29Oh.
09:30Um.
09:31Uh, Lynette Scavo.
09:33My husband is the CFO of Morris Technologies.
09:36Oh.
09:37You're a plus one.
09:39What's that mean?
09:40Unfortunately, it means you won't be seeing Chris Cavanaugh.
09:43The seminars are only for participants.
09:45What?
09:46What am I going to be doing?
09:48I will tell you what.
09:49Japanese flower arranging.
09:51Did I weep at the simple beauty of my design last year?
09:54Yes.
09:55Yes, I did.
09:55I don't want to arrange flowers.
09:57Why are they dividing us up like this?
09:59Maybe it's because some of us spent our lives working our way up the corporate ladder, and
10:04others just married someone who did.
10:07Excuse me.
10:10Oh.
10:11There's...
10:11Wow.
10:13That is ridiculous.
10:15I really want to see those seminars.
10:17Hey, don't worry.
10:18You are going to love what they have planned for us.
10:23Attention!
10:25If I could have all of my plus ones find a buddy, we're going to get to know each other
10:29with a scavenger hunt.
10:30Right away, right away, right away.
10:49Brie.
10:50Cappy, what are you doing here?
10:53I just came by to talk to Lynette.
10:55Oh, she's out of town.
10:57She asked me to water the plants and collect the mail.
11:00Oh.
11:02You look good.
11:05You too.
11:08New coat?
11:10You noticed?
11:13I should go.
11:14Can't you just stay and talk?
11:17Maybe have a cup of coffee?
11:18Cappy, we shouldn't.
11:20It's just coffee, Brie.
11:21But your husband.
11:22He'd never look for us here.
11:26Oh, come on.
11:27It's been really hard for me not seeing you.
11:29Oh, it's been hard for me too.
11:32Especially with Lynette out of town.
11:34I mean, there's Susan, of course.
11:36But lately, whatever topic you bring up, she manages to steer it right back to kidneys.
11:40Tell me about it.
11:41Ha, ha, ha.
11:42Well, I guess I could put on a pot.
11:50I like mine with cream.
11:52I know how you like it.
11:54Hello, Karen.
12:07Felicia.
12:08Hi.
12:11When did they let you out?
12:13About a week ago.
12:14Well, I just stopped by because I wanted you to have this.
12:20It belonged to my sister and she was always so fond of you.
12:26That's sweet.
12:27It's my small way of saying thanks for keeping my secret all those years.
12:35Yeah, not much a secret anymore.
12:38Don't I know it.
12:40But I've kept your secret.
12:42I never told a soul about your role that night and I never will.
12:46Um, it's not really a good time to talk about that.
12:57I understand.
12:59But I hope you'll stop by my place sometime.
13:02We have so much catching up to do.
13:04Sure.
13:05I'll do that.
13:09Uh, where are you staying?
13:12Haven't you heard?
13:13I'm moving in next door.
13:15We're going to be neighbors.
13:22Who was that?
13:26Just an old friend.
13:28Old friend?
13:29You look like you've seen a ghost.
13:34Make me a drink, will you, sweetie?
13:43Toby!
13:45Here, kitty, kitty.
13:47Toby, where are you?
13:49Here, kitty, kitty.
13:52Toby!
13:53Toby!
13:54Oh, Felicia, help me out.
13:55Ida Greenberg's lost her stupid cat again.
14:00What happened to you?
14:01Is that blood?
14:02You never saw me.
14:03I have to go.
14:04Your hand!
14:05Let me call you an ambulance.
14:06You love my sister, right?
14:16And you know Paul Young murdered her.
14:17There's no doubt in my mind.
14:23Oh, my God.
14:25Did you kill Paul?
14:27No.
14:27No.
14:29He killed me.
14:32What?
14:33They'll find my blood in his house and my fingers in the car,
14:35and he'll spend the rest of his life in prison
14:39if you say you never saw me.
14:43Don't ask me to do this.
14:45Please, Karen.
14:46Paul got away with Martha's murder,
14:48but he won't get away with mine.
15:06Toby!
15:08Here, kitty, kitty.
15:08Kitty!
15:09It's all about bringing together nature and humanity.
15:23The three main branches, or shushi,
15:26represent chi, earth,
15:28ten, heaven,
15:31and jin, man.
15:33Interesting.
15:34Nothing to represent woman.
15:35How about this?
15:37Insignificant clump of moss.
15:39We could stuff it down at the bottom
15:40where it will only speak when spoken to.
15:43Does my chi look a little droopy?
15:45Did you hear me?
15:46Yes.
15:47Yes, Lynette, I heard you.
15:49I heard you during yoga,
15:51during the fashion show,
15:52all through salsa dancing.
15:53Life is unfair.
15:54Olé!
15:55Well, I'm sorry,
15:55but I came here to learn new things
15:57and meet interesting people,
15:58not to pretend that putting sticks in a vase is art.
16:03Are we still having a problem?
16:05Yes, we still are.
16:07Doesn't it piss you all off
16:09that we're stuck in our gilded cage,
16:12forbidden to go to interesting seminars
16:14just because we're plus ones?
16:16No.
16:17This is fun.
16:19I really feel like I'm in Japan.
16:21This is the United States of America
16:23in the 21st century,
16:24not some oppressive patriarchal regime.
16:26It may be small and red,
16:30but this lanyard is no better than a burka.
16:34Oh, dear.
16:35We need to storm the gates
16:36and demand to be let inside.
16:38If you're not going to use
16:39the rest of your flowers, can I...
16:40Come on, rise up.
16:42If we do it together,
16:43we will not be denied.
16:46Four o'clock, people.
16:47I think you've all earned a cocktail.
16:50Oh, God.
16:52No.
16:53No.
16:54No.
16:54Do not.
16:55Drink those.
16:57Those are the cocktails of oppression
17:00made from equal parts.
17:01Tyranny and blind obedience.
17:06Oh, screw it.
17:07Oh, God.
17:10Mmm.
17:11This is the best pineapple
17:12upside-down cake you've ever made.
17:14You know why?
17:15It has an ingredient
17:15my cakes have never had before.
17:18Danger.
17:20I know.
17:21Sneaking around
17:22makes everything taste better.
17:23When I was with John Rowland,
17:26every sense was heightened.
17:28It was like this...
17:30Skip it.
17:32You wouldn't understand.
17:34Oh, really?
17:35Wouldn't I?
17:36Why?
17:37What?
17:38You?
17:39No way.
17:40Just because I don't trumpet
17:41my indiscretions like you do
17:42doesn't mean I haven't had
17:43a little walk on the wild side.
17:45You cheated on Rex?
17:46Of course not.
17:47What do you take me for?
17:49I cheated on Orson.
17:50With who?
17:52Carl Meyer.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55He was a slimeball,
17:56but he was hot.
17:58We'd meet at this cheap hotel,
17:59and as guilty as it made me,
18:01I still felt this tingle,
18:04this frisson
18:05and I'd never felt before.
18:07And now this week with you,
18:09it's back.
18:11Hmm.
18:12Just wish Lynette
18:13didn't have to come home tomorrow.
18:17Actually,
18:17that motel story
18:19gives me an idea.
18:20Gabby, I'm flattered,
18:21but I really don't think we should...
18:22Not that.
18:23There's a great new spa
18:24that just opened on Foster Lake
18:26we should go next weekend.
18:29Do we dare?
18:30I think we both know
18:31the answer to that.
18:35I went by our house today.
18:37It's looking a little run down.
18:39Yeah?
18:40You want me to talk to Paul?
18:40He's supposed to be
18:41keeping the place up.
18:42Uh, actually,
18:43I already did.
18:44Uh,
18:45he seems kind of run down too.
18:49Well,
18:49what are you doing
18:50talking to Paul?
18:52I was picking up MJ,
18:54and he came out of the house
18:56and
18:56kind of worried about him.
18:59Why?
19:00Who cares?
19:01Mike,
19:02he gave me a kidney.
19:03No,
19:04Beth gave you a kidney.
19:05Paul did everything
19:06he could to block it.
19:07Yeah,
19:08but
19:08we talked,
19:10and after,
19:11he seemed so sad.
19:12I don't give a damn.
19:14I know you feel bad
19:15for the guy,
19:15but I don't trust him.
19:19Please,
19:19just do me a favor
19:21and stay away from him.
19:25Okay.
19:28Now,
19:29can we talk about
19:29something a little more fun?
19:31Like our
19:32plan for sex night?
19:35Okay,
19:35hold that thought.
19:36I'll take a shower.
19:55May I come in?
19:58Please.
19:59Please.
20:26Lynette,
20:27what are you doing here?
20:27I thought you had
20:28a spa thing.
20:29Oh,
20:29please.
20:30I can get a face
20:31full of steam
20:31standing over
20:32a pot of spaghetti
20:33any night of the week.
20:34I want to see
20:34Chris Cavanaugh.
20:35I know,
20:36and I asked,
20:37and they said no.
20:38The keynote speech
20:39isn't for spouses.
20:39They said they've got
20:40other activities
20:41planned for you.
20:42Activities
20:43that they plan for me?
20:44Tom,
20:45I'm not a child.
20:46I'm a grown-up.
20:52I'll decide
20:52what I want to do.
20:54Come on.
20:55Don't you know
20:55how much I want
20:55to see this guy?
20:56Can't you pull
20:57some strings?
20:58I don't have
20:58any strings.
20:59When I've been
20:59five or six times,
21:00then maybe I can
21:01ask for a favor,
21:02but not now.
21:03There you are.
21:04Someone's been naughty.
21:06Let's go,
21:06Mrs. Scavo.
21:07I think it's
21:08somebody's spa time.
21:09This is why
21:11you keep us drunk,
21:12huh?
21:12So we don't fight back.
21:19This hits the spot.
21:21I remembered
21:21you like your coffee
21:22the same way
21:22you like your men.
21:24Strong
21:25and Irish.
21:28So how did you
21:29get out of jail
21:30so soon?
21:31Was it good behavior
21:32or bad behavior
21:34with the warden?
21:35Oh, Karen.
21:37How I've missed
21:38your friends
21:39frank and salty
21:39questions.
21:42Actually,
21:43it was
21:43what they call
21:45humanitarian release.
21:47You see,
21:50my only daughter
21:51passed away
21:52just recently.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I didn't know
21:56you had a daughter.
21:57Such a sweet girl.
21:59So young.
22:02She was barely
22:0330 when she died.
22:05I wish I could
22:06have met her.
22:07Actually,
22:07I'm pretty sure
22:08you did.
22:08her name was
22:09Beth.
22:10Beth Young.
22:15Can I
22:16freshen that?
22:22So we'll cut you
22:23back to 10
22:24every other day
22:24on the prednisone
22:25and take it
22:26from there.
22:27Any questions?
22:28I do have one.
22:30I do have one.
22:31Shoot.
22:33Is it common
22:34for patients
22:35to have sex dreams
22:36about the husbands
22:36of their dead donors?
22:38I have to admit
22:39I did not see
22:40that coming.
22:41Understand.
22:42Awake,
22:42I have no
22:43conscious desire
22:44for this man.
22:45But in my dreams...
22:46Susan,
22:47I'm not a psychologist.
22:48But you went
22:48to med school.
22:49You must have
22:50learned something
22:51about dreams.
22:52A course,
22:53a book.
22:54Okay.
22:55What did you
22:56talk about
22:57before you went
22:57to sleep?
22:58I was talking
22:59about him.
22:59I mean,
23:00he's not doing
23:01very well.
23:02And I got in
23:03an argument
23:03with my husband
23:04about whether
23:04I should help him.
23:05Well,
23:05maybe the dream
23:06is telling you
23:06to follow that
23:07impulse.
23:08The man's wife
23:09died.
23:10You're alive
23:10because of it.
23:11It's natural
23:12to be concerned
23:13about him
23:13and want to
23:13make sure
23:14he's okay.
23:15Mike really
23:16doesn't want
23:17me to talk
23:17to him.
23:18It's your call,
23:19but my guess
23:20is your dreams
23:20won't stop
23:21until you do.
23:24When Paul
23:25went to jail,
23:26his one goal
23:27was to make
23:28me pay
23:29for putting
23:29him there.
23:30So he wrote
23:31to Beth
23:31begging her
23:32to come see him.
23:33He said
23:34he was innocent,
23:35that he was
23:35a good man.
23:37Paul is very
23:38charming
23:39when he wants
23:39to be in Beth.
23:41She fell in love
23:42with him
23:42just like
23:44he knew
23:44she would.
23:45Didn't you
23:46try to warn
23:47her?
23:47Of course.
23:48She just said
23:49I didn't know
23:50him like she
23:51did when
23:52he was released,
23:53when he had
23:54defiled her.
23:56The real Paul
23:57came out.
23:58He said
23:59he never loved
24:00her,
24:00that she was
24:01stupid,
24:02and she didn't
24:03deserve to live.
24:07So she killed
24:09herself,
24:10just like
24:12he knew
24:12she would.
24:14Bastard.
24:16I hope
24:16you'll keep
24:17the story
24:17between us.
24:19At least
24:19for now,
24:20Beth would
24:20hate for
24:21all her friends
24:22to know
24:22what a fool
24:23she was.
24:24Okay,
24:25but the one
24:26thing I don't
24:26get is why
24:27do you want
24:27to live
24:27on the same
24:28street as
24:28that monster?
24:29So I
24:29couldn't
24:29watch him.
24:31It's too
24:32late for
24:32Beth
24:33and my
24:34sister,
24:35but I
24:36won't let
24:36him destroy
24:37another woman
24:38the way
24:38he destroyed
24:39them.
24:40Well,
24:40you're not
24:41watching him
24:41alone,
24:42because I'll
24:42keep my eye
24:42on that
24:43S.O.B.
24:43too.
24:44Now,
24:45if you need
24:45anything,
24:46anything at
24:46all,
24:47you give
24:47me a call.
24:49Oh,
24:49Karen.
24:53I'm so lucky
24:54to have a
24:55friend like you.
24:56wonderful what
25:05a four-handed
25:06massage can
25:07do.
25:08One more
25:09hand and it
25:09would have
25:09been perfect,
25:10but this ain't
25:11that kind of
25:11spa.
25:14Yeah.
25:15No,
25:16no,
25:16tell him he
25:17has a choice.
25:18He can sign
25:18those papers
25:19before I shove
25:20them down his
25:20throat or after
25:21they come out
25:22the other end.
25:24Yes.
25:24I guess
25:25someone didn't
25:26see the no
25:26cell phone sign.
25:27No,
25:28I guess that
25:28rule only
25:29applies to
25:29plus ones.
25:31I'll talk to
25:31you later.
25:32I want to grab
25:32a soak before
25:33the keynote
25:33speech.
25:34Right.
25:54Miss Butler?
26:06Huh?
26:07Oh,
26:07hi.
26:08Yes,
26:08I'm her.
26:09She's me.
26:09Meg Butler.
26:10Meg.
26:11Oh,
26:11we have a seat
26:12for you up
26:12front.
26:13Oh,
26:14uh,
26:15uh,
26:17great.
26:18Great.
26:24Welcome,
26:29ladies and
26:30gentlemen.
26:30Now to
26:31introduce our
26:32keynote speaker,
26:33the president
26:34of Amtech,
26:35Miss Meg Butler.
26:36Hi.
26:58Those of you
27:07who know Meg
27:08know
27:08I'm not Meg.
27:11Not Meg.
27:12That's funny.
27:14Uh,
27:14anyway,
27:15Meg
27:17asked me
27:18to introduce
27:19Chris Cavanaugh
27:19because she knows
27:21what a huge,
27:22huge fan I am.
27:24Where are you?
27:25You big brain
27:26rascal.
27:27Oh,
27:28there he is.
27:29Almost as hot
27:30as his author photo.
27:33Anyway,
27:35those of you
27:37who haven't read
27:38Flashpoint,
27:38do it immediately.
27:40Put it in your
27:41Kindle,
27:42your iPad,
27:42I don't know,
27:43buy the book.
27:44It will make you
27:45smarter because
27:46what Chris Cavanaugh
27:47has to say
27:48about human nature,
27:51about creativity,
27:53is absolutely...
27:55There she is.
27:56That's the bitch
27:57who stole my lanyard
27:58and my clothes.
28:01Ladies and gentlemen,
28:02Chris Cavanaugh.
28:12Hi.
28:13I called you
28:14a bunch of times.
28:15Your phone must be broken.
28:16It is now.
28:17Please respect my privacy.
28:19Paul,
28:19you have to let me
28:20talk to you.
28:21Why?
28:22Because you're a mess
28:23and someone has
28:24to do something.
28:26And okay,
28:27I'm having dreams
28:27about us.
28:29Dreams?
28:30What kind of dreams?
28:33Regular dreams.
28:34Lots of daylight,
28:35lots of clothes.
28:37Look,
28:37I'm your landlord.
28:38I have a right
28:38to come in.
28:40But I'd like you
28:40to invite me in.
28:41Getting ready to cook something?
28:52I see onions,
28:54potatoes,
28:55this long green
28:57and white thing
28:58with scary little hairs
28:59on the bottom.
28:59This is food, right?
29:01It's called a leek.
29:02I was trying to make
29:03potato leek soup.
29:05I love potato leek soup.
29:07Of course,
29:08that was before
29:09I knew what a leek was.
29:11You want some help?
29:13Come on.
29:14Soup I can do.
29:15Making soup,
29:16is that what
29:17we were doing
29:17in your dream?
29:19No,
29:20no,
29:20we weren't.
29:22That reminds me,
29:22I need to wash my hands.
29:29Hey,
29:30that was a big conference.
29:34Okay.
29:34You meet any guys for me?
29:37I'm not picky.
29:38You know what they say.
29:40Ugly plus money
29:41equals handsome.
29:42Well,
29:43apparently,
29:44crazy plus wife
29:46equals laughing stock.
29:48Uh,
29:49you two having a fight?
29:51Yeah,
29:52kind of.
29:53Well,
29:54you won't even know
29:54I'm here.
29:58Tom,
29:59why don't we finish
30:00this thing?
30:00I'm sorry.
30:02Do you not want to be
30:02embarrassed in front
30:03of your friend?
30:05Well,
30:05she just embarrassed me
30:06in front of the whole
30:06Fortune 500.
30:07I don't know
30:08how many different ways
30:08I can apologize.
30:10At some point,
30:10you're going to have
30:11to let it go.
30:11I kind of don't feel
30:12like letting it go,
30:13Lynette.
30:16It's not just the fact
30:17that you humiliated me.
30:18It's that after all
30:19those years that I supported
30:20you,
30:20took a backseat
30:21to your career,
30:23you couldn't do
30:24the same for me.
30:29What happened?
30:37It was awful.
30:40All weekend,
30:41I was treated
30:42like a plus one,
30:43a second-class citizen.
30:45A wife!
30:46Lynette,
30:47in Tom's world,
30:48that's what you are.
30:50You're going to have
30:51to get used to it.
30:52What if I don't want
30:54to get used to it?
30:55Well, take it from
30:56someone who spent
30:57eight years being
30:58Mrs. Third Baseman.
31:00You can be a wife,
31:03or you can be
31:03a first wife.
31:09Mom!
31:10Hi, honey.
31:11How was your day?
31:12I worked straight
31:13through lunch
31:14and I'm starving.
31:15What's this?
31:16It's a pineapple
31:17upside-down cake.
31:18Wow.
31:21Reminds me of the cake
31:22your old friend Bree
31:23brought to dinner
31:24last month.
31:28I don't remember that.
31:31Because obviously,
31:33Bree didn't make this one
31:34since I don't see her
31:36anymore because I know
31:37how you feel about her.
31:39So where'd this
31:40come from?
31:41I...
31:42made it.
31:47Really?
31:49The woman who ordered
31:50in Chinese food
31:51for Christmas dinner
31:51made a pineapple
31:52upside-down cake.
31:53Well, not that hard.
31:57It's just some
31:57pineapples and
31:58upside-down cake.
32:03You know what?
32:04This looks
32:05so good.
32:07I would
32:08love for you
32:09to make me one
32:10just like it.
32:12Right now?
32:13Yeah.
32:15And I'm gonna sit here
32:16and watch you.
32:18Every step of the way.
32:19Sure.
32:21No problem.
32:27First, I'm gonna get
32:29some flour.
32:30Because you can't make
32:31a cake without flour, right?
32:32Oh, no.
32:39Got it all over me.
32:41Maybe I should
32:42take my top off.
32:45In fact,
32:47why don't you and I
32:48go up to the bedroom
32:50and...
32:51Make the cake.
32:53Well, you really are hungry.
32:55Well, let me
32:57freshen up first.
32:58He wants you to make
33:03a pineapple upside-down cake?
33:04The woman who ordered
33:05in Chinese for Christmas?
33:07Yes, we've already
33:08covered that.
33:09Now what am I gonna do?
33:11If I can't make this,
33:12he's gonna know
33:13I've been seeing you.
33:14Just tell him
33:15I'll make one
33:15and slip it to you.
33:17No, he wants
33:17to watch me make it.
33:19Okay, don't panic.
33:20We can do this.
33:22How?
33:22Okay, one pineapple
33:27upside-down cake
33:28coming right up.
33:35First, preheat your oven
33:36to 300.
33:37First, I'm gonna
33:38preheat my oven
33:39to 300.
33:41Then we're gonna start
33:42with the caramel topping.
33:45And then we're gonna start
33:46with the caramel topping.
33:48For which I will need
33:50sugar.
33:52Brown sugar.
33:59Get butter.
34:00How much butter?
34:02Who are you talking to?
34:04Oh, my grandmother.
34:07See, this was her recipe
34:08and talking to her
34:09makes me feel like
34:10we're making it together.
34:13How much butter, Grandma?
34:17Quarter cup?
34:18Got it.
34:22And?
34:26It's very good.
34:28It is?
34:29Hot down.
34:31You know, truthfully,
34:31I was just kind of
34:32winging it.
34:33Oh, and if you don't
34:34taste the wine,
34:35it's because I drank it.
34:36It was the last time
34:47you and I
34:47had a meal together.
34:50It had to be
34:51before Mary Alice died.
34:54That was a long time ago.
34:55Maybe we should
34:59start doing that again.
35:01Susan,
35:02why are you doing this?
35:04Why do you care?
35:07MJ, no running.
35:10I'll leave him alone.
35:11It's nice to see something
35:12moving fast in here.
35:13Thanks.
35:14And just to warn you,
35:15we
35:16might be a little late
35:17picking him up.
35:18Yeah,
35:19looks like you're going
35:19to be a little late
35:20getting started.
35:29I remember a guy
35:30that used to live
35:31on this street.
35:32He taught my daughter
35:33to swim.
35:34He made a killer
35:35barbecue tri-tip.
35:37He had a laugh
35:38you could hear
35:38three houses away.
35:39I liked that guy.
35:41I'm not that man anymore.
35:45I think you can be.
35:48Oh, yeah.
35:55I'll be right back.
36:00What the hell
36:00are you doing?
36:01I asked you
36:02not to come here.
36:03I know,
36:03but Paul is suffering
36:05and everyone else
36:06has turned their back
36:07on him.
36:07You know why?
36:08Because he's a bad guy.
36:09Look,
36:10you might have fallen
36:10for his act,
36:11but I haven't.
36:12And I'm not going
36:13to let you put yourself
36:13in danger.
36:15Get in the car.
36:15We're going.
36:16I'm not going anywhere.
36:18Mike,
36:19believe it or not,
36:20I am not an idiot.
36:22I don't need to be rescued
36:23from whatever trouble it is
36:24you think I'm getting
36:25myself into.
36:25You don't know
36:26this guy like I do.
36:27I know the look
36:28in somebody's eyes
36:29when they are hurting.
36:30And I'm not leaving
36:31until I know
36:32that Paul is okay.
36:33So you're going
36:34back in there?
36:34Yeah.
36:37Support me or not,
36:38that's what I'm doing.
36:38I don't know.
36:41Oh,
36:53ah,
36:54ah,
36:55ah,
36:56I heard an oven timer go off. Let's take a look.
37:13No! No, not yet.
37:17Secret's all in the cooling and in fact it'll probably cool faster on the windowsill.
37:26Hi, we're collecting for juveniles. Out of my way. Hot cake!
37:32Okay, but while we're waiting, there's just one thing I have to say.
37:37Hey, this is not about a cake. This is about trust.
37:41It is a sad day when a husband forces a wife to bake for him just to prove she's not a liar.
37:46Do you have any idea how offensive that is? Cake's ready.
37:54Ah, there. One perfect pineapple upside down cake.
38:01If only trust were so easy to make.
38:04You look surprised.
38:16You look surprised.
38:31I am. After the way I talked to you, I was kind of expecting the firing squad.
38:39I thought about it. But I decided to go for the romantic dinner. Figured less clean up.
38:49Honey, I understand how you feel about Paul. I know you're just trying to protect me.
38:55And you're just being you. The woman that makes me pull over to the side of the road in a rainstorm to pick up a sick raccoon.
39:04In my defense, I did think it was a cat.
39:08The point is, I can't stay mad at you for being the kind, compassionate woman you are.
39:19Especially since it's been six weeks since we've had sex.
39:23That too.
39:33You sure you're okay watching the girls all weekend?
39:36Hey, you can't miss your old modeling friend's funeral.
39:38Yeah, we were really close.
39:41Well, you get to see some old friends, maybe even reconnect with a few.
39:44Maybe.
39:45Look, I know it's been hard for you to not see Bree.
39:50But it has meant a lot to me.
39:55Nice coat. Is it new?
39:56Yeah, I just bought it this week.
40:03So then this long red hair must have got on it pretty recently.
40:10It's not what you think.
40:12I took Juanita to a kid's birthday party and I hugged a clown.
40:16You hugged a clown?
40:18His monkey died. He was very emotional.
40:21So you're off to a funeral, huh?
40:24What are you doing?
40:25Don't, don't open that!
40:27I packed it very carefully.
40:30I can see that.
40:32One, two, three bikinis.
40:35Is your friend being buried at sea?
40:37Stop it, I'm gonna be late.
40:38Late for what? A weekend getaway with Bree?
40:40Dammit, Gabby, I forbade you to see her.
40:43Well, that was your first mistake. What did you expect?
40:45I expected you to choose me!
40:51You know, ever since we moved to the street and you got so tight with those women,
40:56I always feel like you put them first.
40:59You know that's not true.
41:01Prove it.
41:04Choose.
41:06Who do you want in your life, me or Bree?
41:09Don't do this.
41:11I am doing it, Gabby.
41:16Choose.
41:17Choose.
41:19Yes, the residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal.
41:25But there are times when that loyalty is put to the test.
41:30By the desire to help a stricken friend.
41:34By the need to protect a long buried secret.
41:45By the movement of two lives in opposite directions.
41:49And sometimes, just as one test of loyalty ends, another begins.
42:00Gabby, I thought we said we'd meet at the spa.
42:02Little change of plans.
42:04Carlos knows.
42:06About us?
42:08Yeah.
42:10Can I stay with you for a while?
42:11Of course.
42:15Girls, come on.
42:16Go on in.
42:44Go on in.
42:54Go on in.
42:55Go on in.
42:57You cannot.
42:59ong...
43:01Go on in.
43:04Go on in.
43:06Go in.
43:09Go!
43:10Go on in.
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