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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03I love this job.
00:04Tom's career took off.
00:06And you gave me the confidence to jump at it.
00:09I could kill you right now.
00:11Or I could do this.
00:12Felicia made peace with Paul.
00:14And don't you worry about Paul.
00:16Or so he thought.
00:18I'll make him pay for what he did to you.
00:21Look, I'm your landlord. I have a right to come in.
00:23But it was Susan who gave him hope.
00:25I remember a guy that used to live on this street.
00:27He had a laugh. You could hear three houses away.
00:30I'm not that mad anymore.
00:32I think you can be.
00:34Who do you want in your life?
00:35Me or Brie? Choose.
00:37And Gabby made a decision.
00:40Can I stay with you for a while?
00:41Of course.
00:42Girls, come on.
00:43Go on in.
00:54Brie Vandekamp
00:56Had occasionally found her home
00:58Invaded by household pests.
01:00And her manner of dealing with them
01:02Was ruthless.
01:05She smashed them.
01:07She poisoned them.
01:10She executed them.
01:14But when it came to the latest pests
01:17Who had invaded Brie's home
01:18Extermination
01:22Was not an option
01:23Girls!
01:25There's mud on your shoes.
01:26Mud on your shoes!
01:29Girls!
01:30We are guests here.
01:31What have I said about wiping your feet?
01:33Sorry.
01:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just...
01:37Never mind.
01:39It hasn't rained in three weeks.
01:43Where did they find mud?
01:44Honey, they don't find mud.
01:46Mud finds them.
01:47So, um, speaking of the fun we've been having
01:50How long do you think it'll be
01:52Before you and Carlos make up
01:54And you can all go back home?
01:57Meh, a few days.
01:58He'll be sitting alone in that house
02:00Realizing how big it is
02:01How quiet it is
02:03How clean it is.
02:04Then he'll show up here
02:05With that hanged dog look on his face
02:06Begging us to come back.
02:08Ow!
02:09Mom!
02:09Celia hit me!
02:11Then hit her back!
02:12Cappy, don't tell her to do that.
02:14I'd rather they settle it
02:15Otherwise, I have to go in there.
02:17That's what a mother does.
02:18Come on.
02:20Girls, if you stop fighting
02:22Then I'll let you have some fresh baked...
02:24Cookies?
02:25Super!
02:27There were two dozen cookies on that plate.
02:30Yeah, you can't leave food out.
02:32They're like bears
02:32You gotta tie it up in a tree.
02:34Ah, Gabby
02:35While you're here
02:36This might be a good time
02:37To teach them a little
02:38Discipline.
02:40Discipline?
02:41What are you talking about?
02:42It's not like the plate's broken.
02:45Oh, boy.
02:48Yes.
02:49Brie Vandekamp
02:50Had finally met
02:51Two pests
02:52She couldn't smash
02:53Poison or shoot.
02:55Okay.
02:55I'm gonna need a garbage bag.
02:57Unless it was an antique.
02:58Then I need glue.
03:01That's not to say
03:02She wasn't sorely tempted.
03:04She wasn't sorely tempted.
03:04Good deeds aren't always done
03:20For the purest of reasons.
03:21We may be trying to impress
03:25We may be acting out of guilt
03:30We may be expecting something in return
03:36But occasionally
03:40A good deed
03:42Comes straight from the heart
03:45Wow.
03:46What's this?
03:47Your lunch.
03:48I got ham, ham and cheese
03:49And that one's ham and gravel
03:51I dropped it.
03:52Susan
03:52You don't have to keep doing this
03:54I want to
03:55You're my new project, mister
03:57Your project?
03:58Yes
03:58Paul Young
03:59Phase two
04:00Where we figure out
04:02What you are doing with your life
04:03Set some new goals
04:05Now
04:07You tried destroying the neighborhood
04:09That didn't work out
04:10What's next?
04:12I don't know what I want to do
04:13I've made such a mess
04:14Of everything so far
04:15No, no
04:16Phase two
04:17Is about the future
04:19Not the past
04:20So from now on
04:21We are only looking forward
04:23Oh my god
04:24Look behind you
04:25Hello, Susan
04:28Oh
04:29Hey, Felicia
04:30Hey, Felicia
04:32You knew she was in your house?
04:35I thought you were in prison
04:36Oh, I've been out for weeks
04:38What nice sandwiches
04:40Are you cooking for Paul now?
04:43Yeah
04:44For Paul
04:45The guy that you
04:47Cut off your fingers to frame
04:49It's all right, Susan
04:50Felicia and I
04:52Have reached an understanding
04:54We can hardly keep squabbling
04:56Now that we're going to be neighbors again
04:58Wait, you're living here?
05:01Right across the street
05:02I just came by to pick up
05:04Some of Beth's things
05:05Although
05:05I think you should keep
05:08That pretty oil painting
05:09She made for you
05:10Hang on
05:11You knew Beth?
05:14You didn't tell her
05:15The topic doesn't exactly
05:17Introduce itself
05:18Beth
05:21Beth was Felicia's daughter
05:23What?
05:29So you're Beth
05:31And you knew
05:33And you're living
05:36I need to sit down
05:39We're going to get a lot of this
05:51So Felicia Tillman
05:56Was Beth's mother?
05:58Snip snip
05:59Tillman
05:59You sure?
06:00Yep
06:00And people say the suburbs are boring
06:02Great
06:03Now we've got another nut job
06:04Living on the street
06:05Actually
06:06Paul is not so bad
06:08Yeah, what were you doing over there?
06:10Bringing him food
06:11Checking up on him
06:12Making sure he's okay
06:13Why?
06:15Because I feel bad for him
06:17The poor guy has had two wives
06:19Kill themselves
06:20And here I was concentrating
06:22All my pity on the dead people
06:23Susan, be careful
06:25Yeah, we understand
06:26Beth gave you a kidney
06:27But you don't owe Paul anything
06:29I know I don't
06:30But that kidney gave me
06:32A second chance in life
06:34And I'm sorry
06:35I feel that Paul deserves the same thing
06:38To us
06:42Our decorating firm
06:44And our latest triumph
06:45The Delaney bathroom
06:46Today, subway tile
06:48And a low-flow toilet
06:49Tomorrow
06:50Not walking in on Mr. Delaney
06:52On the low-flow toilet
06:53You bought this at a drugstore, didn't you?
07:00Come on
07:00Dan Perignon
07:02It's cute
07:02Little tip
07:03When picking champagne
07:05Wordplay usually isn't a selling point
07:07Hey
07:10You're home early
07:11No, I just forgot some files
07:13Headed straight back to the office
07:15Ooh
07:16Dan Perignon
07:17What are you guys celebrating?
07:19Renee and I finished a design job today
07:21Yeah, we actually cleared $293
07:24Well, $290 after this champagne
07:27Hey, we're a small company
07:29Why is the glass always half empty with you?
07:31Hey, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner
07:33I just got my budget
07:35There's some money in there to redecorate my office
07:37How about you guys do it?
07:41Uh, well, we're a little busy
07:43It's $20,000
07:44Busy thanking you
07:46You'd let us do that?
07:48You're amazing
07:49That would be huge for our company
07:51Look, I know this new job's put a bit of a strain on us
07:54This might be a good way to sneak in a little extra time together
07:56So, you think you could do something for $20,000?
07:59This may be the dog shampoo talking
08:01But for $20,000, we will decorate your office
08:04And whack an employee of your choosing
08:06Hey, roomie
08:13Hello, roomie
08:16Those are beautiful
08:19They're for you, from the girls
08:21They felt terrible about breaking your mirror
08:23Oh, you mean my serving dish
08:25Oh, you haven't been upstairs yet
08:28Gabby
08:29But look how beautiful
08:31I'm going to church
08:33Weren't you just there?
08:36I need to do some more praying
08:37Apparently it's not working
08:39I need to do some more praying
09:09If you're looking for the owner, that's me
09:21Are you aware that you're blocking my driveway?
09:25Yeah
09:25Are you aware that you illegally entered my vehicle?
09:28Well, I need it to get your attention
09:29Doesn't make it legal
09:30Oh, don't try to make this my fault
09:31Blocking my driveway is illegal
09:33Yes, but breaking into my car is criminal
09:35Really?
09:36Let's call 911
09:37I'd love to get a policeman's opinion on that
09:39You just did
09:40Oh, my
09:43You are a policeman
09:44Detective Chuck Vance
09:45Fairview PD
09:46Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman, is a parolee
09:48I was paying a routine call
09:50But now it appears that she's not the only dangerous woman on the street
09:54Look, I don't know what laws I may have broken
09:57Lawful trespass
09:58Tampering with a police vehicle
10:00Malicious mischief
10:01Okay, okay
10:02I'm sorry
10:02I'm just so frazzled today
10:04A friend of mine is staying with me
10:06And her two girls are absolute monsters
10:08In fact, I don't suppose I could borrow your gun
10:09To shoot the children
10:13I was joking
10:15So was I
10:17I'm sorry I blocked your car
10:19Well, um
10:22I'm sorry that I got into yours
10:25I'll tell that to the judge
10:28I'm sure you'll get off with community service
10:29Wait
10:32What?
10:36Still joking
10:37Gabby?
10:56Oh, right
10:57Girls, no running!
10:59Is that all you're going to do?
11:01Of course not
11:02Next time I'll trip one of them
11:03Or perhaps you could try taking a firmer hand
11:06Oh, please
11:08I've tried everything
11:09I even bought them a puppy
11:10Just so I could threaten to kill it
11:11They asked if they could watch
11:13Well, I can't take it anymore
11:15Would you mind if I talk to them?
11:16Perhaps hearing it from somebody else
11:18Would make a difference
11:19What are you saying, Brie?
11:23You think you're a better mother than me?
11:26Well, not to cast aspersions
11:28On tripping and killing puppies
11:29But there are other approaches
11:30Okay, Mother Superior
11:33You think you can get those girls to behave?
11:36Be my guest
11:37Oh, and if the little one charges, move
11:43It's like someone dropping a sack of flour
11:45Off the Empire State Building
11:46Girls, I need to talk to you
11:50Not now, we're playing deathmatch
11:52We do not fight in this house
11:54With pillows made of hand-dyed silk
11:55Now, I'm going to count to three
11:57One
11:58Two
12:00Do you know what happens after three?
12:03Four
12:04Put the pillows down
12:06Now, I am sure you've heard the expression
12:11My house, my rules
12:13No
12:13Well, there is an expression
12:15My house, my rules
12:16And as long as you're staying here with me
12:17You will behave properly
12:19You will mind your manners
12:20You will do your chores
12:22You will listen when spoken to
12:24And
12:25Where are they going?
12:28Hmm?
12:29I wasn't paying attention
12:30What were you telling them?
12:32Girls, get back here!
12:38Don't smirk
12:39The key to discipline is consistency
12:41And I will not give up
12:42Neither will they, Bree
12:46Neither will they
12:48Wow
12:55If I knew Tom was working with so many handsome rich men
12:57I would have worn a lower top
12:59Lower?
13:00I think you would call that a belt
13:01But you look at this
13:03He's kept us waiting 45 minutes
13:05Good to see being married to the boss
13:07Gave us the leg up
13:08If he keeps us waiting any longer
13:10I know two leads that won't be going up
13:12Sorry about the wait
13:16I just got off the phone with London
13:17Close to deal worth 10 million dollars
13:20Phyllis
13:20Okay, ladies
13:23I have 15 minutes
13:24And they are all yours
13:25That is all we need
13:26The overall look we're going for
13:31Is very warm and inviting
13:33We're thinking soft wood
13:35An overstuffed linen sofa
13:37That sounds great
13:38But I already know what I want
13:39With that
13:42Out of a magazine
13:44This is Donald Trump's office
13:48Isn't it cool?
13:49I love that desk
13:51Black marble and chrome
13:52And look at that samurai sword
13:54And those dragon lamps
13:56I'm sorry
13:59Are you planning to take over the world
14:00With your death ray?
14:02I think this is impressive
14:03But it's not you
14:06You'd need a telephone book
14:07To sit behind that desk
14:09Lynette, if this is what our client wants
14:11Thank you, Renee
14:12You know when Doug played for the Yankees
14:15The Donald invited us on his yacht all the time
14:18I'll just call his assistant
14:20And find out where they got the desk
14:21The Donald
14:22You're wondering if you can pull off
14:25The Tom, aren't you?
14:28No
14:28Good
14:29Because the idea of you in an office like this
14:32Is totally workable
14:34Why don't we get some pieces in here over the weekend
14:37And you can take a look on Monday
14:38Now that is the attitude I like
14:40Can do
14:41I have a meeting
14:43Great work, everyone
14:45See Phyllis on the way out
14:47She'll validate your parking
14:48Wow, that was easy
14:50I know a place that has these fabulous
14:52Chrome and steel pieces
14:53We're not doing that
14:54Why not?
14:56Because that's not Tom
14:57He's definitely a soft wood kind of guy
15:00Okay, lesson one
15:01Tom is the client
15:02If he wants a big shot office
15:04He gets it
15:05And lesson two
15:07No man wants to be referred to as soft wood
15:10Felicia
15:13What are you doing here?
15:15I'm sorry to drop by without calling
15:17Is this a bad time?
15:20Yeah, it is
15:21I'm in the middle of cooking dinner
15:22Of course
15:24I just
15:25I was missing Beth so much
15:29And then I remembered that part of her was still alive somewhere
15:32Could you spare a few minutes for a woman who lost her only child?
15:40Sure
15:40Come in
15:41Smells good
15:46It's for Paul
15:47Chicken pot pie
15:48Right
15:49You said you were cooking for him
15:52That's so thoughtful
15:54Well, just trying to be a good friend
15:56I hope that we can be friends too
15:59You do?
16:01You and me?
16:03Friends?
16:04I know what you're thinking
16:05What I did to Paul was horrible
16:08But thank God he's forgiven me
16:09And now I just want things back to normal
16:11I even got this glove
16:14So people wouldn't be put off by me
16:17What?
16:18You mean the finger thing?
16:20Oh, people hardly notice it
16:22But the glove is good
16:23Oh
16:27What's wrong?
16:28I get these migraines
16:31Could I trouble you for some aspirin?
16:34Sure
16:34Hang on
16:41Mmm
16:42This smells wonderful
16:46I wouldn't begin to know how to make a pot pie
16:52Well, the crust is store-bought
16:55Don't tell Paul, okay?
16:58Don't you worry
16:59I know how to keep a secret
17:02With repeated small doses of the toxin
17:11Death is both slow and agonizing
17:14What did I tell you, dear?
17:16It's so much better than a bullet
17:19Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting
17:22These are followed by metabolic acidosis
17:26And cardiovascular dysfunction
17:28He'll think it's his heart
17:31As if he had one
17:33And finally
17:35Acute renal failure
17:37And
17:38Death
17:41And you know the best part
17:45I couldn't get near Paul's food
17:49If it weren't for you
17:50Or at least that last little piece of you
17:53That's still alive in Susan
17:55It just goes to show
17:59You may be gone
18:02But we're still one heck of a team
18:08But we're still one heck of a team
18:10And we're still one heck of a team
18:11And we're still one heck of a team
18:12And we're still one heck of a team
18:13And we're still one heck of a team
18:14And we're still one heck of a team
18:15And we're still one heck of a team
18:16And we're still one heck of a team
18:17And we're still one heck of a team
18:18And we're still one heck of a team
18:19And we're still one heck of a team
18:20And we're still one heck of a team
18:21And we're still one heck of a team
18:22And we're still one heck of a team
18:23And we're still one heck of a team
18:24And we're still one heck of a team
18:25And we're still one heck of a team
18:26And we're still one heck of a team
18:27And we're still one heck of a team
18:28And we're still one heck of a team
18:29Susan, how's he doing?
18:56I don't get it.
18:56He just keeps getting worse and worse.
18:59I think I'm going to have to start bringing him breakfast, too.
19:02You're a good friend.
19:10Daddy, I missed you so much.
19:13I missed you, too.
19:15Why don't you guys go wash up with him?
19:20So, tomorrow after school, they come back to me, right?
19:24Right.
19:24Carlos, how did we get here?
19:33We're talking like a divorced couple.
19:37What do you want me to say?
19:39Just tell me how long this is going to go on.
19:43How long are you going to be friends with Brie?
19:45Carlos...
19:46Because that is how long it's going to go on.
19:54What are you doing?
19:55Giving my plant a drink.
20:00Why do you hate Mommy so much?
20:02I don't hate Mommy.
20:06I just...
20:07I'm mad at something Brie did.
20:10What did she do?
20:12Well, it's kind of a grown-up thing, honey.
20:15You guys say that about everything you don't want to talk about.
20:21You're right.
20:24Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:25Sit.
20:32Sit.
20:33Sit.
20:33You know Grandma died.
20:37But you never heard the story of how it happened.
20:44Hey, have you seen our bank statement?
20:46I'm in the middle of a quiz.
20:48Well, I think you might like this a lot better than are you having enough orgasms.
20:56Oh!
20:57I just had one.
20:59We actually have money.
21:02We paid all of our bills, and we have money left over.
21:05Well, the insurance is covering your surgery 100%,
21:07and to add that to the money you won playing poker,
21:09by the way, don't do that again,
21:10and we're finally out of the hole.
21:13In fact, we can afford to move back into our old house.
21:17Oh, that would be great.
21:20But we can't until Paul's ready to leave.
21:23Well, he might be ready a little sooner
21:24if his new best buddy asked him.
21:27Mike, I'm not going to do that to Paul.
21:32Think of what he's been through. He's a wreck.
21:35Well, maybe moving out of a house filled with memories of Beth
21:37would be good for him.
21:41Am I supposed to believe that you are suddenly interested
21:44in Paul's well-being?
21:46Look, I don't like the guy. I never will.
21:49But as long as you're taking him under your wing,
21:51why can't we get something out of it?
21:57So, now do you understand why I'm so upset?
22:02I know it's a complicated story.
22:05Do you have any questions?
22:07No, Daddy.
22:08Okay.
22:10I'm going to go grab my wallet,
22:11and we are going to go get pizza.
22:18Celia, come here.
22:21You know what Daddy just told me?
22:25Brie killed Grandma.
22:27Hello, girls.
22:44Did you have a nice time at your father's last night?
22:47Uh-huh.
22:49Well, now that you're back at my house,
22:50I'd like to try once again to discuss my rules.
22:53Would that be okay?
22:58Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
22:59Oh, hello, Gabby.
23:12What is this?
23:14Juanita's helping me make dinner.
23:16Good job.
23:17Now, after you're done washing the Brussels sprouts,
23:19you can help me set the table.
23:21Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
23:22Brussels sprouts?
23:30You do know the girls are eating here tonight.
23:33Yes, don't they like Brussels sprouts?
23:35Sure.
23:36As projectiles?
23:38Well, they'll eat them tonight,
23:39or no cupcakes.
23:42You actually left those out in plain sight?
23:44Have you learned nothing?
23:45You could lose the sideboard.
23:47Oh, they won't touch them.
23:48Not till I tell them they can.
23:49Thank you for straightening up, Celia.
23:56Now, would you please help your sister in the kitchen?
24:01Okay.
24:02What the hell did you do to them?
24:04Oh, I simply sat them down
24:05and explained what I expected of them
24:07while they're staying here.
24:09Oh, cut the crap, Bandicamp.
24:10Did you give them drugs?
24:11Threaten them?
24:12Children don't respond to threats.
24:14They respond to structure
24:15provided with a firm hand.
24:17So you hit them?
24:18If you stick to my system
24:19by the time you take these girls back to Carlos,
24:21they'll be perfectly behaved.
24:23You're welcome.
24:34Hey, sweetie.
24:35You can relax.
24:36You went upstairs.
24:38No, I have to get this done.
24:39Do you want a cupcake?
24:50Mrs. Vandicamp says those are for after dinner.
24:54Well, Mrs. Vandicamp isn't here.
24:59Mmm.
25:00I'm not saying I love this more than you and Celia,
25:03but if the three of you fell in a pool
25:05and I could only save two,
25:06one of you would finally get her own room.
25:08Here, sneak this upstairs.
25:13Eat it later.
25:15No, thanks.
25:16I'll have an apple.
25:21What did she do to you?
25:22How did she break you?
25:24Okay, those go right in front of the desk.
25:36Yes, ma'am.
25:36And watch the...
25:37Yeah.
25:39Uh, what's going on?
25:40I told the movers to be here at 11.
25:42Yeah, I made a teensy change.
25:45And this is not the furniture I ordered.
25:48Again.
25:50Teensy change.
25:51Oh, my God.
26:03I can't believe you did this behind my back.
26:06We're supposed to be a team.
26:08I almost bought you a coffee this morning
26:09without you even asking.
26:11But you didn't.
26:12Yeah, and I felt bad about it.
26:14Till now.
26:15I've got two dragon lamps in my car.
26:18What the hell am I supposed to do with those?
26:19I'm sorry, but trust me, I'm saving us time.
26:23How?
26:24Tom said what he wants.
26:25Tom said what he thinks he wants.
26:27I know what he really wants.
26:29And you have to admit,
26:31it looks pretty good, doesn't it?
26:33All comfy and cozy.
26:34Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job
26:36ignoring what he asked for.
26:38All that's missing is an antique jar
26:40for Tom to put his testicles in.
26:42You're just having a nightmare.
27:10Honest, everything is okay.
27:19They won't come out.
27:20Not even for you?
27:21Nope.
27:22That's how scared you got them.
27:24I swear I didn't do anything.
27:25I went in to check on them
27:26and they got hysterical.
27:28Carlos, it's me.
27:29Where are you?
27:30The girls won't come out for anyone
27:31except their daddy.
27:35It's about time.
27:38Okay, Carlos.
27:39Who the hell are you?
27:41Detective Vance, Fairview PD.
27:44We got a 911 call from two girls
27:46who said that their mom's crazy friend
27:48is trying to kill them.
27:49What?
27:51Hello again.
27:53I guess you found someone
27:55to loan you that gun.
27:56I spoke with the girls.
28:07They're pretty sure
28:08that Mrs. Vandekamp here
28:09was trying to murder them.
28:12Well, that's preposterous.
28:14Why would they say such a thing?
28:15Well, that's not all they said.
28:17Gabby!
28:20What's with the panic phone calls?
28:22It's nothing.
28:23The girls got all freaked out
28:24and called the police.
28:26Freaked out about what?
28:27Are you the father?
28:28Yeah, Carlos Solis.
28:29Detective Vance.
28:30Mr. Solis,
28:31did you tell your daughter
28:32that Mrs. Vandekamp
28:33killed your mother?
28:41Did you tell her that, sir?
28:42I think I know what this is.
28:52Me and the girls
28:52were talking about
28:53my mother's death.
28:55And I said being apart
28:56from their mom
28:57felt almost as bad.
28:59And I said
29:00that I blame Bree for that.
29:03They must have gotten confused.
29:07Yeah, well, don't be mad at them.
29:09It's hard on kids
29:10when the parents are apart.
29:11It's actually kind of funny
29:14if you think about it.
29:16I mean, not funny.
29:18Funny, but sad.
29:20Funny.
29:21Daddy!
29:21Hey, girls.
29:24So sorry to have dragged you
29:26out here in the middle of the night.
29:27No problem.
29:28I hope everything,
29:29you know, works out.
29:31Let me walk you to your car.
29:32Let's go pack your stuff.
29:34I'm taking you home.
29:34Go.
29:35Go.
29:35Go.
29:35Go.
29:35Go.
29:36Go.
29:36Go.
29:36Go.
29:36Go.
29:37Go.
29:37Go.
29:37Go.
29:38Go.
29:38Go.
29:39Go.
29:39Go.
29:39Go.
29:39Go.
29:39Go.
29:40Go.
29:40Go.
29:41I'm glad you didn't kill someone.
29:46I'd have felt pretty dumb
29:47for not arresting you
29:48when I had the chance.
29:50Tell me something.
29:52When someone calls 911,
29:53don't they usually
29:54just send a patrolman?
29:56I was a dispatch
29:57when the call came through.
29:58When I heard the address,
30:00I said,
30:01I'll take it.
30:04I wanted to see you again.
30:06Really?
30:08About what?
30:09Your neighbor,
30:11Mrs. Tillman.
30:12Here's my card.
30:13If you see anything suspicious,
30:15I want you to call me.
30:16Okay.
30:18Or even if you don't.
30:22What is it about you?
30:23I never have a clue
30:24what you're thinking.
30:26I'm a detective.
30:27I find clues.
30:29I don't give them.
30:31Good night, citizen.
30:34Good night, detective.
30:35They are almost done packing.
30:46I can't believe you told them.
30:49Juanita wanted to know
30:50why we were fighting.
30:51I told her the truth.
30:52Great.
30:52So now they think
30:53Mommy walked out on Daddy
30:54to live with the lady
30:55that killed Grandma?
30:57Well, that is kind of
30:58what you did.
30:59And I never said
31:01that Bree killed their Grandma.
31:02I said that she helped
31:03the person who did kill her
31:04get away with it.
31:06Yes, she was protecting her child,
31:08which is exactly what we'd do
31:09if I was our kid in trouble.
31:11Families stick together.
31:12Then why are you living here?
31:14Why did you pick Bree over me?
31:22Carlos, thank you for not saying
31:23anything in front of that policeman.
31:26You think I did this for you?
31:28I just assumed...
31:29That was for Andrew.
31:30He was a kid when all this happened.
31:32You weren't.
31:32Okay, lay off her, Carlos.
31:33She's apologized again and again.
31:35Well, I don't forgive her.
31:36And as long as you're taking her side,
31:38I don't forgive you either.
31:43We're ready, Daddy.
31:44Let's go home.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52I just keep waiting
31:54for this to blow over.
31:55We have to face it, Gabby.
31:57This is never gonna blow over.
32:01So what am I gonna do?
32:04You're gonna go home to your husband.
32:06I feel guilty enough
32:07about Carlos losing his mother.
32:09I will not be responsible
32:11for him losing his wife.
32:17That means you and me.
32:21Yeah.
32:22I know.
32:23I'll call you, okay?
32:32Please.
32:34Don't.
32:43These look delicious.
32:45Nicely done.
32:47Well, I had help.
32:48I just stirred the batter.
32:50A very important job.
32:52So you get to try the first one.
32:56No.
32:58I don't want to spoil my dinner.
33:00Please.
33:02I want to know that they taste good.
33:03And I'm allergic to nuts.
33:04Well, I guess that makes me
33:12the guinea pig.
33:20Best I've ever tasted.
33:26But not good enough to finish?
33:30They're terrible, aren't they?
33:31You know what?
33:33I'm gonna toss these
33:34and start again.
33:35No, you can't.
33:36I...
33:36I just didn't want to
33:39break my diet.
33:41But who can resist
33:42with these?
33:47They're really good.
33:49Like nothing
33:51I have ever eaten.
33:55I'm gonna get you
33:55some milk to wash that down.
33:57No, I can't stay.
33:58I, uh...
34:01need to go buy
34:02a new handbag.
34:04What's wrong with that one?
34:06What?
34:07What?
34:08What?
34:17My keys.
34:18You're not still mad
34:29at me, are you?
34:31No.
34:31I'm good.
34:33Because I think
34:33we're gonna see
34:34a happy client
34:35walk out of his new office.
34:38Hmm.
34:40I need a second now.
34:46You two.
34:47I love it!
34:55You do?
34:57Love it!
34:58You do!
34:59Hey!
35:00Well, you live with someone
35:02for 25 years,
35:03you might know a thing or two
35:04about a thing or two.
35:05Come on.
35:06Come on.
35:06You're right, Lynette.
35:21You're right, Lynette.
35:25What are you talking about?
35:26It's perfect right here.
35:28I mean, look at this.
35:29The only way it could be
35:31more intimidating
35:31as if flames
35:33shot out of it.
35:35Is there any way
35:36that we could...
35:37Nah, forget it.
35:40And what is it
35:40about leather
35:41that just says
35:42I own your ass?
35:44Oh,
35:45I'm out of order?
35:46No,
35:47you're out of order.
35:48Get out!
35:51So you really like this?
35:52But I love it!
35:54You know,
35:54I was a little worried
35:55about how this was
35:56going to work out,
35:56but you came through.
35:58I mean,
35:58you captured it.
35:59It's amazing.
36:00I'll tell you
36:01what's amazing.
36:02The rug
36:03that we haven't put down yet.
36:04Let's get to that showroom
36:05Lynette before
36:05some other hot shot
36:06takes it.
36:07Thanks again!
36:10Hey!
36:10How could you do that?
36:13Do what?
36:14Make our customer happy?
36:15Oh,
36:16he's kidding himself.
36:17That testosterone trap
36:18is not Tom.
36:19Maybe it's not the Tom
36:20who's been pitching it
36:21with Carpool
36:22the past few years,
36:23but the Tom
36:23who's running this company.
36:24Yeah,
36:25it is.
36:26And you need to accept that.
36:30You're not going
36:31to accept that.
36:32No.
36:38You cannot be serious.
36:39What are you talking about?
36:43This.
36:44This whole
36:45master of the universe
36:47playroom.
36:49I thought you liked it.
36:52I hate it.
36:54Then
36:54why did you do it this way?
36:57I didn't.
36:58I had a whole other
36:59office in here.
37:00Then Renee came
37:01and changed it.
37:03Then good for Renee.
37:04At least one of you
37:05gets me.
37:06Tom.
37:07This office
37:09is not who you are.
37:10You're a great
37:11down-to-earth guy,
37:13not some jerk
37:14that has to show
37:15people how powerful
37:17he is.
37:17I am powerful.
37:20And I do need to show it.
37:22I am surrounded
37:23by gunslinger kids
37:25who'd steal this job
37:26in a heartbeat
37:27if they weren't
37:28a little scared of me.
37:29I have a role
37:30and I play it
37:32damn well.
37:34And I'm sorry
37:35if that threatens you.
37:37It doesn't threaten me.
37:39I just don't want
37:40to lose the guy
37:41I married.
37:42Oh, you mean Tom
37:43the screw-up?
37:44The one who couldn't
37:45make a go
37:45of the pizza parlor?
37:46The one you could
37:47always put your arm
37:48around at the end
37:48of the day
37:49and say,
37:49it's okay, honey.
37:51I'll get us through.
37:52Don't make it sound
37:53like I'm not glad
37:54you're succeeding
37:55because I am.
37:56You say that.
37:57You say that
37:58all the time.
37:58But I am waiting
37:59for a sign
38:00to see that
38:01you actually mean it.
38:02And I thought
38:03this office
38:03was that sign.
38:05I mean,
38:05I walked in here
38:06and I thought,
38:06how great is this?
38:09She gets it.
38:10She's happy.
38:12She's proud of me.
38:15My mistake.
38:22Yeah?
38:24Ed next.
38:24You in?
38:28Yes.
38:30Wait, we can't
38:31end the conversation
38:32like this.
38:34I have to take
38:35this call.
38:41Hey, Eddie.
38:42How are you?
38:44What, are you kidding?
38:46The chance to kick
38:47your ass at golf
38:48and take your money?
38:50You don't have
38:50to ask me twice.
38:52Tuesday works.
38:53Yeah, I'll let you
38:55hit from the ladies'
38:56teas.
39:10No good, huh?
39:11No.
39:11I'm just not very hungry
39:12these days.
39:14Are you okay?
39:16A little dizzy.
39:16Sit.
39:19I'll clean up.
39:25Oh, um,
39:26you took down
39:27Best Painting?
39:28Yeah.
39:29Some days it's nice
39:30to be reminded of her,
39:31but others,
39:33it's too many memories.
39:34Hey, um,
39:39do you ever think
39:40living in this house
39:41might be one of the
39:42reasons you feel so bad?
39:45Maybe you could use
39:45a change of scenery?
39:47You mean
39:48leave Fairview?
39:49No, no, no,
39:50just this house.
39:52I couldn't do that
39:52to you.
39:54Where are you going to
39:54find another tenant?
39:56Well, that's the great
39:57part.
39:58Mike and I have been
39:59saving up, and now
40:00we're ready to move
40:01back in.
40:01I'm an idiot.
40:09What?
40:12Very impressive, Susan.
40:14I actually thought
40:15you gave a damn
40:15about me.
40:16What are you talking
40:17about?
40:17Of course I do.
40:18Bringing me food,
40:20checking in on me.
40:21It was a masterful
40:22performance.
40:24It must have been
40:24hard being patient,
40:25though.
40:26Not show your hand
40:27too soon.
40:28You don't give a
40:29crap about me.
40:30it's this house
40:31you wanted.
40:32Paul, that's not
40:33true.
40:34I swear, Mike
40:35suggested it, and I...
40:37Mike?
40:37Of course he's in
40:38on it.
40:39I bet you had a
40:40hell of a time
40:40planning out the
40:41whole thing.
40:43I knew nobody in
40:44the street cared
40:44about me, but for
40:45you to pretend you
40:46did just to get
40:46something out of me,
40:47that makes you the
40:48worst one of all.
40:49Oh, Paul, please!
40:52Leave me alone!
40:54This time I mean it.
41:00People do good deeds
41:05for many reasons.
41:08But sometimes, good deeds
41:11have bad consequences.
41:16Correcting a colleague's
41:17mistake could breed
41:19resentment.
41:23Opening one's home to a
41:25friend can damage
41:27that friendship.
41:32Trying to bring a
41:33spouse closer might
41:35push her further away.
41:39That's why there's an
41:41old expression about
41:42helping people.
41:45No good deed
41:47goes unpunished.
41:52I don't know.
42:22I don't know.
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