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Gogglebox Ireland - Season 11 Episode 4
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00:00I'll have you know that I'm very jet-lagged at the moment.
00:03You went to Queensland.
00:06Every evening in Australia...
00:08What's happening here?
00:09You've never heard about this.
00:10..TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:13What? Where's the proof?
00:14I want to know how they calculated this number.
00:17But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:19Absolutely no chance, champ.
00:21Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:25You know, I love this show. I love it, love it, love it.
00:27These guys got no idea.
00:29It's bloody tough to follow on, but everyone loves it.
00:33This week, we caught some Aussie drama.
00:35We're offline doctor service. They're going to have to decapitate.
00:39Amputate, maybe?
00:40Some Aussie comedy.
00:41Mother and son, right?
00:42Yes, the new version.
00:44I'm used to Maggie saying, I say, I say, I say, Arthur.
00:47And some Aussie shore.
00:50What did I just see?
00:52Their parents must be so proud of them.
00:59This week, Adam and Simon are overseas for a wedding.
01:05Meanwhile, in Brisbane, Kevin's been at karaoke.
01:08All by myself.
01:12You keep singing like that, you will be by yourself.
01:15Tuesday night on 9.
01:16The Block.
01:17Oh, we love a good episode of The Block.
01:19Do we?
01:20Sure we do.
01:21And this week...
01:22Oh, it's alfresco week.
01:25What's alfresco mean?
01:26Alfresco is a Spanish word.
01:28No, it's an Italian word that means...
01:30Out in the sun.
01:31No, it means out in the cool.
01:33Never heard of an alfresco.
01:34We've got one at our beach house.
01:36Look, whatever.
01:37All we need to know is that last Wednesday,
01:40police officers Britt and Taz were caught
01:42working on their alfresco area early.
01:45Ah, cheating dogs?
01:47Well, you'd expect that from the coppers.
01:49And so this morning, Britt walks into this.
01:53Uh-oh.
01:55Showdown outside Mecca's.
01:57Of course, the gay's got the ice latte.
02:00What's going on?
02:02We're going to have a body corporate this morning.
02:04Oh, body corporate meetings.
02:07Normally end in tears.
02:08Here we go.
02:09Here's the drama.
02:10Before we start...
02:11I want to acknowledge country.
02:13No, they won't do that.
02:14I don't want you to think that we're attacking you
02:16because we're not.
02:17It's just we're trying to get a fair playing field, right?
02:19Oh, for God's sake.
02:21Shut up, Sonny.
02:22We're not attacking you,
02:23but everyone here thinks you're shit.
02:26We all agreed that you can't start to deck
02:29until the rest of us have our subframes.
02:31Bullshit.
02:32She's being a dickhead.
02:33I think that's fair.
02:34That is fair.
02:35They work for a day.
02:36They get a day off.
02:36They lose a day.
02:38It is paved off.
02:40It's not a personal attack.
02:41It doesn't feel like that
02:42when you're saying really snide comments.
02:44Here we go.
02:45Now it's personal.
02:46We haven't said anything negative or derogative.
02:49Derogative.
02:51Is derogative a word?
02:52I walked out yesterday.
02:54Sonny, just stop talking for a second.
02:56For her husband under the bus as well.
02:58What's snide?
02:59Like yesterday, you've walked out
03:00and you've made numerous comments to us.
03:02No, no, no, no.
03:03No, no, no.
03:03That's where you're wrong.
03:04Oh, for God's sake.
03:06Alicia.
03:06This is not passive-aggressive.
03:08It's aggressive-aggressive-passive-aggressive.
03:09I am in the least snide person.
03:12I will say it to your face.
03:13I'm the least snide person.
03:15Who is she?
03:16Who are you, woman?
03:17Who are you?
03:18I like her.
03:19Yeah, you would.
03:20We won't touch the deck today.
03:23So you agreed they're not going to touch the deck?
03:24That's how I argue.
03:25The loudest voice always does win.
03:27God, they're wasting time
03:28standing around in a circle.
03:29Get to work.
03:30Oh, yeah, the building.
03:31But just as they're getting close
03:32to starting on their deck subframe,
03:35Foreman Dan and Site Manager Aido
03:37discover an issue.
03:38What?
03:38The deck that everyone's got.
03:40Can't use it.
03:41Oh, now they've got the wrong type of deck.
03:44It's not bushfire-rated.
03:46Oh, no!
03:47It's not what?
03:48Bushfire-rated.
03:49No-one else can do any decking either.
03:51So that's not a punishment?
03:52No, it's like when the public holidays
03:53fall on the school holidays.
03:55Yes, stupid!
03:56Bastards, every time.
03:57Karma can become a bitch.
04:00So, with no-one able to work on their decks today,
04:03teams are instead shifting their focus to the shed.
04:06Shed?
04:07You'd think so.
04:08What?
04:08Great biscuit bake-off.
04:10Can we get to the building?
04:12Yep.
04:12Right after we bake these cakes.
04:14So, I'm making a Tim Tam cheesecake.
04:17That is pathetic.
04:18What would you do?
04:19Chocolate ripple cake.
04:20Chocolate ripple cake!
04:22That's...
04:22Chocolate ripple cake!
04:23That is pathetic.
04:25Let's go back to the show.
04:27We're going to make a cheesecake now.
04:28Show us the building.
04:30I love that.
04:31You're very Lebanese.
04:31You always want to just see the building.
04:33With our blockheads creations setting in the fridge...
04:36Do we think we'll build now?
04:37Oh, no.
04:37Because...
04:38Box party for Sonny.
04:40The block has turned weird, man.
04:43Look, I'm sure they'll start building soon.
04:45Now we're breaking and entering.
04:46Any moment now.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48Wow.
04:49Oh, Jesus cross.
04:51Surely this is it.
04:53This is the most random show.
04:56Yeah, and apparently now they're at the pub.
04:58Both our families don't know that we're pregnant yet.
05:00Now there's a baby.
05:01So, this will be the first time we're sharing the news with everyone.
05:04Oh, how lovely.
05:05Hang on.
05:06I thought we wanted to see the building.
05:08Oh, that's really cute.
05:10But you were all just saying...
05:11That's so nice.
05:14Whatever.
05:14We decided that we would share the news with everyone by putting our ultrasounds in the menus.
05:19Oh, I love that.
05:20That's such a good idea.
05:21Open your menus.
05:22What's for dinner, everyone?
05:23Can I just have one fetus?
05:25And the garlic bread looks good, too.
05:28Oh!
05:30No!
05:31Yes!
05:32Oh, that's so cute.
05:35No, it is, but it's the bluff.
05:42He's not having a baby with you.
05:44That way they found exactly how he thought it would.
05:46I love a good pregnancy reveal.
05:48I know, so do I.
05:50The day my mother found out my brother was having his first day,
05:53child, she blocked traffic in the valley
05:55because she started crying and couldn't see out of her eyes
05:59and stopped in the middle of Anne Street.
06:00Oh, I didn't know your mother was that emotional.
06:03She cries when I go to the airport for work.
06:07You're joking me.
06:09No one built anything!
06:10The best part of that episode was the baby reveal at the end.
06:13That episode literally had everything except for renovating.
06:16On the Gold Coast, Nick and Milo are getting some advice from AI.
06:31How do you tell the difference between a white wine glass and a red wine glass?
06:34White wine glasses tend to have a smaller, narrower bowl
06:37to keep those lighter, more delicate aromas
06:39and a slightly cooler temperature.
06:41Just quickly, should you scull red wine?
06:45When it comes to red wine,
06:46I'd say it's more about sipping and savouring than sculling, but hey...
06:50All right, that's enough then, that's enough.
06:51I think we got enough advice from you.
06:56This week we watched the return of an Aussie drama.
06:59RFDS.
07:01We're offline doctor service.
07:02Do they fly out to the patients?
07:04Yes.
07:04Isn't that pretty cool?
07:05They've even got an ambulance plane.
07:07And season three of Ambulance Plane starts on a bus
07:11where we find Nurse Pete.
07:13Oh, that's a guy from Home and Away.
07:14Yeah, Steve Peacock.
07:15What a hairline.
07:17And sitting just in front of hairline is...
07:19Oh, that lady.
07:20She's another show watcher.
07:21Yeah, that's Poppy.
07:22And she's feeling sick, so her brother asks the driver...
07:25Any chance we can stop again at the next rest stop?
07:27Next break's in an hour.
07:29If I keep stopping every 15 minutes, we'll never get there.
07:31All right, well, you clean up the spiel on the bus then.
07:33All right, take it easy.
07:35I can't take that easy!
07:36Oh, God.
07:37If we're half an hour late, I lose my job.
07:40Taking his eyes off the road.
07:41Where's the road?
07:41Oh, shit!
07:44Oh!
07:46No!
07:47You're going to lose your job now, mate.
07:50Oh, and it's Becca Burke.
07:52At least you get to use a little hammer to smash the glass.
07:54It's always been one of the fantasies of mine.
07:56Okay.
07:57Got a hair at a place, Steve Peacock.
07:59What's his name?
08:00Um, Joe.
08:02Joe, this is your fault, you dumbass.
08:04So Home and Away Hairline sends Joe to call for help.
08:07Who are you going to call out there?
08:09Well, the show is called...
08:10RFDS.
08:11...and the team quickly springs to action.
08:14Can you get her a blanket?
08:15She's a doctor.
08:17I'd get her that much.
08:20Deceased.
08:21Oh, this is terrible.
08:23You don't want the black tag.
08:24What happened to the girl that was sick?
08:26Poppy, the sister.
08:27Oh, yeah, Poppy.
08:29Dad!
08:30She's still in the bus!
08:31She's in the bus!
08:31Are you serious?
08:35Oh, my leg's stuck.
08:36How could they not have looked for her?
08:38Just write the black tag and call it a day.
08:40Give her a chance, dude.
08:42Have you hit your head or had any trouble breathing, Poppy?
08:45Oh, no, but just my...
08:46Her hair gets killing me.
08:48Ow!
08:48I bet it is.
08:50Oh, my God.
08:50So then Ty waited the bus as on her legs.
08:53Joe!
08:55Poppy!
08:55Oh, what's going on now?
08:56Is there a Joe or a Poppy here?
08:58Who's this?
08:58Are they...
08:59My kids!
09:00Mum's here.
09:01How did Mum just rock up to the middle of the outback?
09:03Well, I reckon the brother got reception and called her.
09:05Mum, we're halfway across the Nullarbor.
09:08Just duck on down.
09:09And she arrives just in time to see them lift the bus.
09:12Lift the bus?
09:15And now it's night time.
09:16How hard is it to jack a bus?
09:18Are you freaking...
09:19I can't.
09:19I can't with this.
09:20Are you serious?
09:21Spoken by a mother of two boys.
09:23Yes, and a daughter of a panel beater.
09:25I know you can jack the bloody bus.
09:28Oh!
09:29We're just here, okay?
09:32Oh, jeez!
09:34They're going to have to decapitate.
09:35Amputate, maybe?
09:36The only way to free you is to remove your lower leg.
09:40What about a band-aid?
09:41Band-aid?
09:42Are you stupid?
09:44Scalpel.
09:44You don't need more than a scalpel.
09:46What are we doing?
09:47We're sawing it off like threading when you get your eyebrows threaded.
09:50Is that how they do it?
09:51Oh, jeez!
09:54Oh, jeez!
09:58Excuse me.
10:00Just get the shit out of me.
10:01Can you open some gauze for me, please?
10:03Do you reckon she gets to take the leg home with her?
10:05It's not like losing a tooth, man.
10:07Where's Joey?
10:08Where's the son?
10:08Oh, yeah, Joe.
10:09Well, he's collapsed at this rest stop.
10:12Joe?
10:12Joey's been lying there for about six hours.
10:14Honey, it's mum.
10:15Come on, darling.
10:16Open your eyes.
10:16He's gone.
10:17I'm here.
10:17Tag him.
10:18Come on, honey.
10:18Can you stop tagging and bagging, everyone?
10:24Then, as the team are dealing with Joe's head injury, this happens.
10:29Oh, they're all falling apart.
10:30Is there anyone on this show that isn't injured?
10:33She hurt her ankle.
10:34Tag and bag her.
10:35Not so quick.
10:36That's Home and Away Guy's daughter, who also works for the RFDS.
10:41And she's got a secret.
10:43What about the baby?
10:44Oh, she's pregnant.
10:45Your dad's right there.
10:47What?
10:47What baby?
10:49I know we've got the flying doctors there, but let's start moving these people to the hospital.
10:53Good point.
10:54We've even had enough time to build a fire.
10:56Well, that's because some big decisions are being made.
10:59You see, there's four patients, but the plane can only fit three of them.
11:03Oh, no.
11:04Basically, one person's going to have to die.
11:06So we're going to take Poppy, this young woman, and the driver.
11:09What?
11:10They're leaving Joe.
11:11Your son's head injuries are catastrophic.
11:14Oh, Joe has the least amount of chance of survival.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:18This is horrible.
11:18You can't just leave him there to die.
11:20Come on.
11:21Come on.
11:21Oh, shit.
11:22It's flatlining.
11:23Come on, my baby.
11:25Come on.
11:25Just hang on.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:27I can't watch this.
11:28Like, I can't watch it.
11:29Time of death.
11:319.36pm.
11:34Oh, she just lost her son.
11:37That's devastating.
11:46Dag him.
11:49It's not a great day in The Office.
11:51It's a good show.
11:52I like it.
11:52But every episode is drama, drama, drama.
11:55It's unbelievable.
11:56It started right up here, dude.
11:57What are they going to do?
11:58Just keep taking it higher.
12:00Right up to where the doctor's flying in.
12:02Oh, my goodness.
12:14Oh, my goodness.
12:15There's a shark.
12:16What?
12:17There's a shark.
12:18Come on.
12:18Don't eat me.
12:19Don't eat me.
12:20Here we have two Lebanese sharks in their natural habitat.
12:24This week, we dive to new depths with the new Disney Plus doco.
12:31Dolphins up close.
12:32With Bertie Gregory.
12:34Who's Bertie Gregory?
12:36Over the last 10 years, I've become completely obsessed with searching the ocean for epic gatherings
12:42of predators.
12:43Hello, Bertie.
12:45All hunting the same prey at the same time.
12:48Look at all the birds.
12:49There's a lot of birds.
12:50Must be a lot of fish.
12:50In wildlife film, we call these a bait ball.
12:53What's a bait ball?
12:53It's a big ball of fish swimming together.
12:56And they attract a group of predators that you'd never otherwise see together.
12:59So he wants to find a massive bait ball?
13:01Yes.
13:02And this is the narrow window when all of them converge on the Azores.
13:07Azores.
13:08They're just the fishing mecca of the world.
13:10Let's go, Bertie.
13:11Let's find your bait ball.
13:12And helping him to do that is a local captain.
13:15How are we going to find the action?
13:17Follow the birds.
13:18That's what you did most of your life.
13:20You must look for shearwaters.
13:22Shearwaters?
13:23Shearwaters.
13:24Oh, that's the name of the bird.
13:25Yeah.
13:26How many shearwaters are we talking together?
13:28Two or three thousand.
13:29Two or three thousand.
13:31If you're afraid of birds, you wouldn't want to be there.
13:33I hate birds.
13:34Can you imagine him on that boat?
13:36Cuz, cuz, the birds are coming from everywhere.
13:38You can hear that squabbling noise.
13:40They're feeding.
13:41They're in the fish.
13:42Underwater, I can see what's on the menu.
13:46I did not know birds could swim that deep.
13:48I don't know birds could swim full stop.
13:50Hundreds of jack mackerel, huddled together in a small, dense, swirling sphere.
13:55Look at it!
13:56It's an actual ball!
13:57Bite ball.
13:58Formed when fish are under attack.
14:00Dude, you want to stay in the middle, wouldn't you?
14:01Okay, get out of me way.
14:02I'm going in the middle.
14:04Oh, look, look.
14:05Oh, there goes Harry.
14:07There goes George.
14:08But I know these events happen on a much bigger scale.
14:11Where are the dolphins, though?
14:12Isn't this a show called Dolphins?
14:14Fair point.
14:15But before we get to them, Bertie meets another bird.
14:18Oh, hello.
14:19We appear to have picked up a hitchhiker.
14:21Who are you?
14:22A brown boobie.
14:23A brown boobie?
14:24I love seeing a good boobie, hey.
14:26Not a pair?
14:27Ever got a pair?
14:28Oops.
14:28Oh!
14:29The boobies doing the poopies.
14:32Oh, it's spraying.
14:34That fresh fish was obviously off.
14:38Bye, boobies.
14:40Have a great day.
14:41So you shit the deck and pissed off.
14:43And just in time.
14:45Well, that does not look good.
14:46Oh, storm's coming.
14:47This storm could signal a shift in the seasons.
14:50And my hopes of filming an epic bait ball are fading.
14:54He's really hung up on this bait ball.
14:56God, he loves his bait balls.
14:57But Bertie's captains found a window of opportunity.
15:00A really small gap between the storms.
15:02And we live around two, maximum three hours.
15:05So they've got one last shot to catch the bait ball.
15:08Right, you've got to risk it to get the biscuit.
15:12Our timing is critical.
15:15Go, Bertie, go.
15:16This is more like it.
15:18Oh, the birds are out again.
15:19We have thousands of shearwaters joining the chart.
15:23Everything's taking advantage of the break in the weather.
15:26Oh, finally, some dolphins.
15:27So we've got shearwaters, dolphins,
15:30a lot of predators joining this party.
15:32This is going to be it.
15:33This is a bait ball brewing.
15:35Oh, so many dolphins.
15:37It's a properly epic scene.
15:39Bertie, this is your last chance.
15:40Get in the water.
15:41Go, go, go.
15:42All right, feeding frenzy.
15:44Let's add some humans to it.
15:47Whoa.
15:48That's so cool.
15:50Circling the school, the predators tighten their grip.
15:53Get it up.
15:54Make it tighter.
15:55Make it tighter.
15:57They form a bite ball, bite ball, bite ball.
16:00It's a tight ball, too.
16:02It looks like they're doing an underwater dance.
16:04But something has spooked the dolphins.
16:06Oh, no.
16:07What is it?
16:09Blue sharks.
16:10Whoa.
16:12Oh, it had it go off the camera.
16:13Oh, no.
16:14Get up.
16:14Get out of the water.
16:15Get out of the water.
16:15Bertie, get out of the water.
16:16They return to the depths.
16:18Oh, hallelujah.
16:19Thanks for coming.
16:20See you later.
16:21But the feast isn't over.
16:23Down come the shearwaters.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28Look at that.
16:29That is called a Sunday buffet.
16:30And it's not over yet.
16:33The commotion draws the attention of a minky whale.
16:36Minky alert.
16:40Oh, look at him.
16:42He's took the whole lot.
16:43How greedy are you?
16:44In one giant gulp.
16:46He took the whole lot.
16:48There's always one friend who eats more than his own share.
16:51Matt, that's like you in the Christmas buffet.
16:54You just whack in like a minky.
16:56Minky whale.
16:56And clean it up.
16:57And just when I thought it couldn't get any wilder.
17:02Is that a humpback?
17:03A huge humpback.
17:07Matt!
17:09That's so cool.
17:11I mean, that has got to be one of the greatest shows in the ocean.
17:15Like once in a lifetime kind of stuff.
17:17Not bad for two hours.
17:19I know.
17:19Before a storm coming in.
17:21Yeah, buddy.
17:22Finally.
17:23I'm so glad Bertie got his happy ending.
17:28I didn't mind that.
17:29Thanks, Bertie.
17:30What a day.
17:31Well, we've seen a bait ball and a career highlight all in one.
17:34It seemed a lot more bait balls up close.
17:37Not dolphins up close.
17:39But nobody would watch it if they called it bait balls up close.
17:43I would.
17:44If you get sprayed deodorant, what's your routine?
18:00Are you...
18:00Or are you...
18:02I'm...
18:05Friday on Foxtel, we tuned into Interior Design Masters with Alan Carr.
18:18Hello, everyone.
18:20Hello, Alan Carr.
18:21How are you all feeling?
18:22You love this guy.
18:23He's like a comedian.
18:24He's gayer than the Pride Club.
18:26Me, Cam.
18:27Does he know anything about interior design?
18:29No.
18:30He's just gay.
18:30That's right.
18:31And he's searching for Britain's best new interior design master.
18:35What's the brief?
18:36To kick things off, you're heading to a youth hostel.
18:39Oh, a hostel.
18:40Where you would be transforming a bedroom with your signature style.
18:44Signature style.
18:45What's mine?
18:46Well, you just put a bed in and say, I think I've done it.
18:48It's called a bedroom.
18:49There's a bed.
18:49That'd be a fridge.
18:50You've got two days and a budget of £1,200.
18:54That's not much, is it?
18:55I don't even buy a couch for that.
18:56Good luck.
18:57It's a low-budget production.
18:59Very.
18:59Before we get too judgy, let's see what they have to work with.
19:03Oh, wow.
19:03Oh, those rooms have seen something.
19:05First, we meet aspiring designer Victoria.
19:08My signature style is contemporary luxe.
19:11I like her accent.
19:12Love it.
19:12This space is going to be a flower explosion.
19:15Oh, no.
19:16Wallpaper on every wall.
19:18No.
19:19She's adding hand-painted stripes to the ceiling.
19:22Oh, my God.
19:23That's a lot.
19:24I'm super excited.
19:27Me too.
19:27My design style will be rustic, textural, chic.
19:32Three words only said by interior designer.
19:35Hi, Rita.
19:36Hi, Alan.
19:37This isn't very glamorous, is it?
19:40So what are you doing with this old bit of corrugated iron?
19:42I'm cladding the wall with it.
19:44You're going to put that on the wall?
19:45Yeah.
19:46How would you describe your signature style?
19:48Dirty.
19:49Rusty.
19:50I want to make sure that your guests have their tetanus shots.
19:52Rita's using the slate grey paint to cover the walls, ceiling, and bedding.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58It's like a dungeon.
19:59That's too dark.
20:00I don't like dark.
20:01Rita, you've lost the plot.
20:03No, I like it.
20:04All right, let's meet another design master.
20:06My signature style is largely organic.
20:09Okay, what have you got?
20:09The octagonal windows have inspired the shape of SA's big wardrobe design.
20:14It's like a coffin.
20:15A double coffin.
20:16Oh, that's foul.
20:17These guys are losing me by the minute.
20:19Well, maybe arts and craft teacher Emma can win you over.
20:22Making cushions, making curtains.
20:26No, this is a little bit too artsy-fartsy for me.
20:29Emma's used her artistic skills to design her own wallpaper.
20:33That ceiling looks so nice, just wiping and you're ruining it.
20:37That is lush.
20:39Dad's head just keeps getting worse the longer this show goes on.
20:41You haven't got luck.
20:42I'm interested to see how the rooms go.
20:44And so are the judges.
20:45Given the jacket this guy's wearing, he's probably going to like this.
20:49Shiver my timbers.
20:50Oh, my God.
20:51That is disgusting.
20:52First up, it's Emma's room.
20:53It's like a Polly Pocket room.
20:55The ceiling is genius.
20:57Love it.
20:58Do you think they're all colour blind?
21:00I just feel Emma's got totally carried away with all the crafting.
21:03Too much craft.
21:04All right, how about Victoria's room?
21:06It's a bit girly.
21:07Do you get a couple of boys coming in, ready to party?
21:10I want the top bed with the sunflower pillow.
21:14Who describes her style as contemporary luxe?
21:16I would have said contemporary shit.
21:18Didn't need the stripes on the ceiling.
21:20Nah.
21:20I have a real issue with the dried flower chandelier.
21:23I bet all cat is on fire and burns down.
21:25What about this room?
21:26I've got hay fever looking at that room.
21:28This is very uplifting.
21:29Uplifting?
21:30It makes me want to throw myself out that window.
21:32Maybe you'll like this one.
21:33No, no, no.
21:36Aperol spritz on the wall.
21:37Or this one.
21:38It looks worse than it did before.
21:40It's over.
21:41Rita, how did she end up?
21:43Oh, the worst.
21:45The worst.
21:46Super sexy.
21:47Sexy?
21:48It's fantastic.
21:49Too dark.
21:49It's too dark.
21:50Compared to the others, it's not that bad.
21:52But it's a very, very low benchmark.
21:54I can't wait to see the scores.
21:561.1, 0.75, 0.85.
21:59Which of the rooms would you be happy to hang your hiking boots up in?
22:03None of them.
22:04This is...
22:05Who's the worst to the least worst wins?
22:07I suppose there was a clear standout space.
22:11Really?
22:11Really?
22:11They could?
22:12Rita.
22:13Yeah, I love it.
22:13You can go and brush your teeth with a side risk of tetanus.
22:18They were all terrible, really.
22:20They really were.
22:21I will never watch that again.
22:24I think you two should put in an application.
22:26Look, the way those rooms look, I reckon we do okay.
22:28Okay.
22:29Oh, I was going to get...
22:39Oh, Keith, can you please get my water?
22:41Are you comfortable?
22:42It doesn't make any difference if I'm not comfortable.
22:45Okay, let's put it another way.
22:46Otherwise, we'll just share this.
22:47No, I'll get yours then.
22:49No, I'm quite happy to share this.
22:51No, no.
22:51I'll get you...
22:52Where's your water?
22:53No, please.
22:54Let's share this.
22:54No.
22:55On Thursday night, we checked out a new food show.
23:01I'm Lara Lee.
23:02Hi, Lara Lee.
23:03Have we met Lara Lee before?
23:05No.
23:05I'm an Australian-Indonesian food writer and chef.
23:08Indonesia.
23:12Sorry?
23:13And I'm on a journey back to my ancestral homeland.
23:16What did you just say?
23:17I counted to 10 in Indonesian.
23:19Why would you know that?
23:20Selamat pagi.
23:20So join me as I travel through some of the world's most exotic islands...
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27Food and travel, my two jams.
23:29...to taste and cook my way beyond Bali.
23:33Ooh, this is going to be good.
23:34I wish I'd seen it before I went to Bali.
23:38Beyond Bali with Sarah Lee.
23:40Lara Lee.
23:41Lara Lee, Sarah's sister.
23:42I do like going to Bali, but it's just become overrun now with feral Western tourists.
23:47Bali's the best, man.
23:49Lara's first stop is Bali's biggest food market.
23:53This is the land of ketchup manis.
23:54This is, like, my favourite condiment.
23:56I like ketchup manis.
23:57It means sweet soy.
23:59Really?
24:00Ketchup manis literally means sweet soya sauce.
24:04Milmo, you're blitzing!
24:05Ketchup manis is also used in Malaysia.
24:07I hope Indos don't claim everything.
24:10If there's one dish that represents Indonesia for me, it would have to be satay.
24:15It is.
24:16It is.
24:16It's eaten everywhere.
24:17Satay is a Malaysian institution.
24:20Really?
24:20I'm pretty sure it's a Westernised thing, is it not?
24:23Malaysian!
24:24Then Lara heads to lunch with a friend.
24:27Made's taking me to his favourite local warung, or cafe.
24:30Ooh, what are they going to get?
24:32The satay here comes with boiled rice and soup.
24:34Ooh.
24:35You're going to have the rice.
24:36As if I'd eat the rice.
24:37I'll have the soup.
24:38Now, wait a minute.
24:39What's floating in there?
24:40Bakso is an Indonesian meatball, typically made from finely ground beef.
24:45Oh, nice.
24:46Yes.
24:46I can smell the aromas from here.
24:49And then this is the satay.
24:52Oh, that's my favourite.
24:54That'd be chilli cake.
24:55Oh no.
24:55It's covered in it.
24:57Yeah, I love it.
24:58Oh, I miss you so much.
25:01Beautiful heat of chilli, but it doesn't overpower.
25:04Wouldn't overpower.
25:05Well, pepper overpales you, so that'll kill you.
25:08Okay, I'm going to try some of this sotodogging.
25:11And are you putting the rice into the soup, or the soup onto the rice?
25:14Ooh, that is the million dollar question.
25:16You've got to put the soup in the rice.
25:18Yes.
25:18Now, you've got to put the rice in the soup, mate.
25:20Correct.
25:20There's always, like, debates.
25:23Like, you put sugar in coffee, you don't put the coffee in the sugar.
25:25What?
25:26So I normally put the soup in the rice.
25:29Wouldn't you put the rice into the soup?
25:30I'd put the rice in the bin.
25:33Well, see what you think of this.
25:34A superfood that was invented here many centuries ago.
25:38What is it, Jad?
25:39Tempeh.
25:40It's also delicious, especially if it's been made by Benny Santoso.
25:45Tempeh!
25:46The guy knows his stuff.
25:48The first step in making tempeh is to mix the soybeans with the fungus.
25:52With the fungus?
25:53You're losing me at fungus.
25:55And I can see the little fur of the mould growing.
25:57Of the mould?
25:58Oh, mould.
26:00We've got fungus and mould.
26:01And it's edible.
26:03Okay, here we go.
26:03Oh, sorry.
26:05No, no.
26:06Oh, my goodness.
26:07That is so good.
26:08So if we go to Bali, don't go to no tempeh.
26:11We're going to come back like that because we wouldn't eat anything.
26:14Oh, come on.
26:15Surely you'll like something from this guy.
26:17Chef Wayan Kresni Yasa worked in Michelin-starred restaurants around the world.
26:21Oh, God.
26:22What's he making?
26:23We call it a tipachandok.
26:24Who?
26:25Potential.
26:25A tipachandok is just like a rice cake, steamed vegetable, peanut sauce.
26:30It sounds simple but yummy.
26:31Peanuts.
26:32Oh, I hate peanuts.
26:33The peanuts will be the basis of the dressing we're making for our vegetable salad.
26:37That looks epic.
26:40The finishing touch is a classic Indonesian embellishment.
26:43What is it?
26:44That looks like when you pull off a pimple pad.
26:46I love this, this explosion.
26:51It's like a tampon, doesn't it?
26:52What?
26:53It looks nothing like a tampon.
26:54What are you talking about?
26:55No, I'm just meaning how it absorbs and then it blows up.
26:58I'm not hungry, Nia.
26:59This is what I'm talking about.
27:00Yeah.
27:01Oh, mate.
27:02I am hungry now.
27:03I would try it.
27:04I would try it.
27:05Yeah.
27:05And you would love it.
27:06No.
27:07Oh, Jesus.
27:08We're going to starve.
27:09When you ask people what they love about Bali, it's the people.
27:12And the bintangs and the singlets.
27:13It's the best.
27:17Are we going to watch Lara Lee again?
27:19I will.
27:20I really enjoyed Lara Lee.
27:21Isn't there some simple food I can eat there?
27:24Well, you'd have to find a McDonald's, Keith.
27:26Would they have McDonald's in Bali?
27:27What are you eating?
27:43Mmm.
27:44I just found some cereal in your cupboard.
27:46Oh, yeah?
27:47Yeah.
27:48Nice.
27:49I'm having that for dinner.
27:51Nice.
27:51Because I was rushing around.
27:52Is that all right?
27:53Yeah, why not?
27:54Do you want some?
27:55No.
27:55Just give me one little thing.
27:57Just give me one little thing.
27:59Let me just take one with my hand.
28:02Blindfolds off in three.
28:03Friday night on the ABC.
28:05Two.
28:06We watched.
28:07One.
28:08The return of a revamped Aussie sitcom.
28:10Amazing.
28:11And it's all about a mother and her stay-at-home son.
28:15Ta-da!
28:16So this is mother and son, right?
28:18Yes.
28:18The new version.
28:19Like an old comedy revamped.
28:21Mum and I used to watch this together all the time.
28:24Are we all ready to have family fun in the sun?
28:27I love a good family holiday.
28:30And you thought I couldn't make a simple holiday reservation.
28:34What's that woman's name, man?
28:35Denise Scott.
28:36I like Denise.
28:38How come Robbie gets her own room and I don't?
28:40He's got a bunk with his mum.
28:41That doesn't sound good.
28:42This holiday is about spending time with family.
28:46Oh, sorry.
28:47Oh.
28:47Oh, hello.
28:48Good looking.
28:49Who's this?
28:50A love interest?
28:50I guess so.
28:52Allow me to introduce myself.
28:54Ronaldo.
28:55Oh.
28:56Call me the fun captain.
28:58Fun captain?
28:59He's a sleaze bucket.
29:00But I see I'm going to have to up my game.
29:02Yes, you are.
29:04Oh my God.
29:05Is this how old people actually flirt?
29:07That's giving me the ick.
29:08It's fabulous.
29:09It's my duty to ensure you enjoy yourself.
29:12Oh.
29:12The last thing I want to see is my mother getting randy with some stranger.
29:15Can he still get it up?
29:17You'd be surprised.
29:18No.
29:19No.
29:20With introductions over, mother and son head to the pool.
29:24I suppose you're just going to lie there.
29:26Oh God.
29:27It's boobs.
29:28Oh my.
29:30Is that my future?
29:31Yeah.
29:31You can't miss it.
29:32Tim, her eyes are up here.
29:37Oh, classic.
29:38The oldies love their acro-aerobics.
29:41You're fun, Captain Reynolds.
29:43He's back, baby.
29:44Oh, here he is.
29:45Oh God.
29:46So many beautiful faces, but only one can be mermaid of the day.
29:50Oh, I think I know who's going to be mermaid of the day.
29:52It's the vision in leopard print, Maggie Boran.
29:57Oh my God.
30:00That's actually not pool water.
30:01It's all them old girls getting excited.
30:06Shit, mate.
30:07I know.
30:07That's the captain.
30:08Oh yeah, it certainly is.
30:10You can't have a perfect time.
30:12Wait, what's he doing?
30:13Is the old man taking nudes?
30:15With a flush?
30:16That should be in your inbox now.
30:19I think he's taking a DP.
30:22He's sending dick pics.
30:23What's a dick pic?
30:24Would you take a picture of your dick and send it to someone?
30:27Oh my God.
30:29Tell me what you think, sweetie.
30:31Ew.
30:32Can I do that?
30:33Next, it's dinner time.
30:35What a gorgeous crew.
30:36Permission to board?
30:38Here comes the captain.
30:39Captain fun pics.
30:40Everything about you is special.
30:42Oh, very smooth fun, captain.
30:45Wait till you see the corn on my left foot.
30:47Some say it looks like Tasmania.
30:50Oh my God.
30:51Actually, I've got a corn.
30:52You want to see the corn on my left foot?
30:53Does it look like Tasmania?
30:56Ow.
30:57Oh.
30:58Oh no, that was awful.
31:00Rinaldo definitely goes the extra mile.
31:02He's just a horny old man.
31:03Funny you should mention that.
31:06Oh!
31:08Rinaldo!
31:09Rinaldo, you dirty dog.
31:11The fun captain's doing a lot of room service.
31:14He's not hot enough to be acting this way.
31:16You know, old people have fornication too.
31:20Is that what they call it?
31:21They're old enough to call it that, yes.
31:22And Maggie soon finds herself alone with the fun captain.
31:26Like a lioness hunting a wounded gazelle.
31:29Why has he come as bloody Captain Cook?
31:31He's come to colonise her.
31:33I've never told you this, but when I was in grade four,
31:36I dressed up as Captain Cook.
31:38Oh!
31:39Blaine, get out.
31:42Stop!
31:42We did a reenactment.
31:44No, get out.
31:45I saw you with the woman in the hall.
31:47Bernice, she's my sister,
31:49and she's going through a very rough patch.
31:51What?
31:51Oh, no.
31:52You kissed your sister on the lip?
31:54That was not a sister's kiss.
31:55Some families kiss on the lip, some don't.
31:57Yeah, they kiss on the lip.
31:58They're just getting tight.
31:59This is getting weirder and weirder.
32:01He was sending photos to his sweetie.
32:04Dr. Ian Sweet, my urologist.
32:06Oh, he's got an answer for everything.
32:08I do not like this bloke.
32:10I'm the fun captain.
32:10Oh, you're exhausting.
32:13Maggie's got the ick.
32:14Maggie's got the ick.
32:14I've got the ick.
32:15I'm sorry I disappointed you.
32:18It was a disastrous holiday.
32:20Don't take this personally, but I probably will forget you.
32:26Called dementia.
32:27That's what I reckon's happening to me, dementia.
32:29Forgetting bloody everything.
32:30That's right.
32:31Do you again?
32:31Do you know we haven't had sex yet?
32:33Oh, shut up.
32:36I really enjoyed that.
32:38Ah, it's a bit of fun, man.
32:40The oldies would have loved that one.
32:41I still can't get used to them.
32:42I'm used to Gary McDonald as Arthur.
32:44And Maggie's saying, I say, I say, I say Arthur.
32:47I say Arthur.
32:47You've aged 10 years in the last five months since you got married.
33:06You're walking like an old man.
33:08More greys.
33:09He's got the Lord Firecourt hair.
33:11Are you going to be a grandfather before you become a father?
33:13This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references.
33:17Oh, no.
33:18That accent only means one thing.
33:21Yep.
33:22Thursday over on Paramount Plus, we packed our bags for the second series of...
33:27Aussie trash!
33:29They're back for round two.
33:30I can't believe it's been renewed.
33:31Nothing like settling down to a bit of Aussie trash.
33:34And I love it.
33:36And everyone's back.
33:37Let's go, baby!
33:38And ready to go troppo in cans.
33:42I'm too old for this shit.
33:44Jade is back.
33:45I remember her.
33:46Yeah, I've got things to prove.
33:47I've got people to kiss.
33:48I've got people to fuck.
33:49Oh!
33:50Whoa.
33:50My neck!
33:52Oh, wow.
33:53Jeez, her nipple's going to come out if she's not came.
33:55Oh, the tussie's out!
33:57Oh, there it is.
33:58There it is.
33:58Yeah.
33:59Oh, my God.
34:00Oh, man.
34:02Wow.
34:03They haven't picked up the classiest Australians.
34:05Oh, come on.
34:06Give them a chance.
34:07Here's Lily.
34:08She's the drama queen.
34:09I'm back and I'm ready and I'm a smoke show.
34:12So, Lily really loves penis, but she also really loves her own boobs.
34:17Oh.
34:17Yeah, it's nice.
34:18Okay.
34:19Yes.
34:19New season, new beginnings.
34:21New beginnings.
34:22100%.
34:22And there's some new faces.
34:24Who's that?
34:24I'm Francesco.
34:26Francesco.
34:27And I've got the mullet.
34:28Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
34:29On a night out, the ladies, they come up, they ask to touch it, they ask to play with it.
34:33Ew.
34:34Yuck.
34:35I'm super close with my mum.
34:36She's been a part of my life, all my life.
34:39Oh, gosh.
34:40Really?
34:40Really?
34:41She gave birth to you, dickhead.
34:42Well, hopefully he'll make his mum proud.
34:44Where is everyone?
34:46Hey.
34:46Hello.
34:47Fresh meat.
34:48Here they go.
34:49Swamp.
34:50Goddamn.
34:50Hi, I'm Jada.
34:52Goddamn.
34:53Jada's straight in there.
34:54You like to party?
34:55Oh, you look great.
34:57Yeah, thank you.
34:58You're welcome.
34:59I love you.
35:00So, what do you think about Francesco?
35:03He's so cute.
35:04Jada is loving him.
35:06Should have a sign up saying F me.
35:09And I'm predicting that Lily's going to jump on the new guy straight up.
35:12No, no, no.
35:13I don't want him.
35:14Yeah, right.
35:15He's, like, not really, like, not really my type.
35:17Lies.
35:18What is your type?
35:19Penis.
35:19Mm-hmm.
35:20Jada said she's interested, so I'm going to let her go, because that's what a real girl
35:25girl does.
35:26That's what a real girl girl does.
35:28Is that what a real girl girl does, Sarah?
35:32Let the party begin.
35:34Yeah, it's time to get shit-faced.
35:37Yes, let's go and get smashed and root hot, guys.
35:40Woo!
35:45Whoa, what's going on here?
35:46How's my vagina?
35:48Oh, what'd she just say?
35:50Huh?
35:51What are you looking at?
35:52Vagina?
35:52No.
35:53Eyes up.
35:54You're missing the plot.
35:56Oh, my gosh.
35:59Ah!
35:59No, no, I'm done.
36:06Give this woman a towel.
36:07And some pyjamas.
36:09Yeah, great idea.
36:10You are...
36:11What?
36:12I see you, Lily.
36:14Iconic.
36:15No, mate, go to bed.
36:18Go to bed.
36:19Good night.
36:19Okay, good night.
36:20Good night.
36:20Thank God it's over.
36:21Well, not quite yet.
36:23Oh.
36:23Because Lily's not ready for bed.
36:25Bro, you're not sleeping in the boys' room.
36:27We are allowed to.
36:29There's no rules.
36:30It's my rule.
36:30But we're all family.
36:31What?
36:32Oh, if they're all family,
36:33then we're watching a lot of incest.
36:35Are you going to sleep?
36:37Maybe.
36:37What's happening here?
36:38I don't know, Lewis.
36:39I said Francesco wasn't even my type.
36:41Yes.
36:42But he's growing on me.
36:43What?
36:44That's not okay.
36:45Remember she said she wasn't interested?
36:46I remember.
36:48Uh-oh.
36:49The old cuddle trick.
36:50You know, just a little bit of cuddle.
36:51That's what I want.
36:52What's that thing stabbing me?
36:53Oh, don't worry about that.
36:55You have bad news.
36:56Don't go over there.
36:57She's going to.
36:58Don't go over there.
36:58She's going there.
36:59Don't go over there.
37:00She's going there.
37:01I'm trying to be a good person.
37:03Well, then roll over and go to sleep.
37:06I'm the show.
37:08That was a lot.
37:09Their parents must be so proud of them.
37:11I feel disgusting after watching that.
37:14Like, I need to go to church.
37:15I need a shower.
37:16Something, yeah.
37:17You go to church, you go have a shower,
37:19I'll watch the next episode.
37:21I've got a connection with your neighbor now.
37:36What happened?
37:37As I'm peeing, you've left your window open.
37:39So I'm looking out and he's sitting on his back landing.
37:42And we've just locked our eyes for like 30 seconds.
37:45None of us moved, so I might have to slip in my number.
37:51People have told me that your shoes are not only the most famous,
37:55they're the most infamous.
37:57Ah!
37:58The Wizard of Oz.
37:59That's right.
38:00This week on Disney+, we watch the true story about a pair of prized slippers.
38:05Ruby Red Hand, it's stealing America's most famous pair of shoes.
38:10Dorothy's shoes.
38:11I never heard of them being stolen.
38:13One of the most recognisable pair of shoes in motion picture history is MIA.
38:18It is the most iconic pair of shoes.
38:20Everyone knows the red slippers.
38:22Don't shoot me, but I've never seen it.
38:24Can I have your gay card, please?
38:28The wonderful Wizard of Oz.
38:29This is Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz and Judy Garland, most famous actress of all time.
38:35So are the red slippers what?
38:37Dorothy wore.
38:37Dorothy wore them.
38:39And they're very popular, especially in a scene where she clicks them together.
38:42And she goes, there's no place like home.
38:43Click, click, click.
38:44There's no place like home.
38:47There you go, see?
38:48Wait, so is Dorothy real or not?
38:49I thought she was just a made-up character in The Wizard of Oz.
38:52Hmm.
38:52Anyway, in 2005, when they were stolen, they were estimated to be worth around a million dollars.
38:59A million?
39:00For shoes?
39:01It's a piece of American history.
39:03That must be why owner Michael Shaw loved them so much.
39:06I mean, 35 years I had those wonderful shoes.
39:10They had brought so much happiness and joy.
39:12To be fair, he probably just lost it amongst all the junk he's got.
39:15Actually, he'd loaned them out.
39:17Where were they stolen?
39:18Out of the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids.
39:21How can you steal from a museum these days?
39:24Wouldn't they be in, like, a glass-locked case?
39:27The thieves came in here and they smashed the plexiglass case.
39:30Okay.
39:31Surely they have security cameras somewhere.
39:33In hindsight, we should have had a video monitor on them.
39:36No video surveillance!
39:38You know, you can't help stupidity, can you?
39:40I became physically ill.
39:42That's how I feel whenever I give you guys some clothes and never see those again.
39:44Why?
39:45Why did they take them?
39:47There is no way that you can show it on display or try to resell it.
39:52Yeah.
39:52Because everyone's going to know.
39:54It's going to be someone with a weird foot fetish.
39:55You just know it.
39:55For sure.
39:56The case of the missing slippers goes cold until, in 2017, the FBI was brought on board.
40:02I became an FBI agent to stop terrorism and find some red high heels used in Hollywood.
40:09The FBI set up a sting operation with a fake reward to flush out the thief.
40:14In walks a man named Joe Friedberg, who just happens to be Minnesota's most famous criminal
40:19defense attorney.
40:20Thanks.
40:21He's a defense attorney.
40:22So he was the thief?
40:24No, he just turned out to be the middleman, returning the shoes for the FBI's fake reward.
40:29Okay.
40:29So we've got the shoes.
40:31So who pinched him?
40:32Well, to cut a long story short, the lawyer led them to the actual robber.
40:36The thief himself lived in Grand Rapids all along.
40:40What?
40:40Who was it?
40:41Who stole the ruby red slippers?
40:42I don't have a mug shot, but here's a picture of him outside the courthouse looking old
40:47as f**k.
40:49Well, you know what?
40:51Anyone can be a thief, right?
40:52And he wasn't working alone.
40:54A second man has now been charged in connection with theft of the Wizard of Oz ruby slippers.
40:59What?
40:59Why are they all on oxygen?
41:02The shoes are clearly giving out emphysema.
41:04And the reason they masterminded the whole operation?
41:07Yeah, why would someone want to steal the ruby slippers?
41:10What is the reason?
41:10Jerry Slitterman realised that there weren't actual rubies in the ruby slippers.
41:16Oh, he thought there was actual rubies in the slippers.
41:20Oh, what a moron.
41:22This is why men shouldn't steal shoes.
41:23And after 18 years, the slippers were finally returned to Michael Shaw.
41:28Ding, ding, ding.
41:32Oh.
41:33It's like welcoming back in red.
41:35Oh.
41:37Oh, look how happy he is.
41:39Oh my God, get over it.
41:42Well, it seems he did.
41:43He decided to sell them at an auction.
41:45Oh, okay.
41:46After all that.
41:47What do you reckon they sell for?
41:48I'm going about 3.5.
41:50I reckon 1.2 million.
41:52Yeah, I reckon a couple of mil.
41:53Let's open the bid app.
41:551,550,000.
41:571.5?
41:58I thought they would have gone up more.
42:00Okay, that's a nice start.
42:012 million, 2.1, 2.3, 2.3, 2.4.
42:046 million, 7 million dollars.
42:077?
42:088 million dollars.
42:098 million dollars?
42:1117 million.
42:1217 million!
42:1319 million here.
42:1520 million dollars.
42:16Jesus!
42:17No!
42:17All bids in now, the ruby slippers just sold for 28 million.
42:2228 million dollars for this pair of shoes.
42:25Oh my God.
42:26People, they're not real rubies.
42:30That was different to the normal doggers we usually watch.
42:33What a story.
42:34What a story.
42:35Interesting.
42:35I am gobsmacked by that.
42:38I might go and watch Wizard of Oz.
42:40Maybe those shoes mean something.
42:57Do you have some news to share with us, Ethan?
42:59Nah.
43:00What are you talking about?
43:01Look at the smile on your face.
43:04What are you talking about?
43:05You know, sometimes people say, like, when you're in a new relationship, you're attached
43:09at the hip.
43:11Ethan is attached at the lips.
43:13That's all I'm saying.
43:16That's all I've been saying.
43:17I have no idea what you're talking about.
43:20This week on Paramount Plus, we watched these guys.
43:23Jack and Falcon.
43:25These are the inspired unemployed boys.
43:27That's right.
43:28Australia's favourite pranksters were back.
43:30Are these two the new Hamish and Andy?
43:32Yes!
43:32These guys love putting themselves in uncomfortable positions.
43:37What is Jack and Falcon doing now?
43:39They've got their own travel show.
43:41This is the list of things you probably don't want to do before you die.
43:45Oh, this is like the bucket list in reverse.
43:49In each country, Jack and Falcon handed a list of items they have to complete.
43:54Is there something you wouldn't want to do?
43:56Maybe like a full week of work for me.
44:00Where are we?
44:02Welcome to Munich.
44:03They're in Germany.
44:04Willkommen!
44:07Oktoberfest is an annual Munich beer festival and fun fair.
44:11I would actually love to go to Oktoberfest.
44:13Are you a bit old for Oktoberfest?
44:15No.
44:16There are five items on the list.
44:18The first one is a stein carrying competition.
44:21Yes!
44:22I would do this.
44:23Whoever can carry the most steins from one end at the bar to the other.
44:27You've got to go big early.
44:2918.
44:29Oh, this is hard.
44:33Go Gak.
44:34That's Falcon.
44:35Go Falcon!
44:37Oh, no.
44:38He's missed one.
44:40I need long fingers in this.
44:41I don't have overly long fingers.
44:43Muscles also help.
44:44You also don't have them.
44:45No, no.
44:47He's done it.
44:4817.
44:49Thank you, everyone.
44:50How many is Jack going to do?
44:52Jack goes big with 18 steins.
44:55Carry it!
44:56No, no, no, no.
44:57He's done all 18.
44:58Yeah!
44:59Oh, he's beat Falcon by one.
45:02No one cares about that.
45:04What's the next thought on the list?
45:05Spend the day at a nudist club.
45:07What?
45:08Okay.
45:08What?
45:16What the hell's going on here?
45:18Germany is the home of naturism.
45:20Oh, look at this one.
45:21Oh!
45:22They're showing us a show and they're pixelating the private parts.
45:27What's the point of watching it?
45:28How are you?
45:28Jack.
45:28I'm Yana.
45:29Nice to meet you.
45:30This is so awkward.
45:32He doesn't know where to look.
45:33Thanks for having us.
45:33Thanks for having us.
45:34Yeah.
45:34I feel like we're a bit, I feel a bit weird being in clothes.
45:36You're overdressed, boys.
45:38You won't have to feel weird for long, Falks.
45:40You're about to play strip badminton.
45:42Oh, God.
45:43Holy dooly.
45:44This is the most high-stakes games of badminton I'm ever going to play.
45:47Okay.
45:48Game on.
45:49Oh, oh, oh.
45:50Yours.
45:52No.
45:52Come on.
45:53Take it off.
45:54Take it off.
45:57Oh, no.
45:57Take it off.
45:59Oh, my God.
45:59Falcon, just, if you lose this point, just know you're going to be stalkers.
46:03This is nail-biting stuff.
46:05Ah.
46:06Oh, yes.
46:06Oh, look at the crowd.
46:07Crowd?
46:08Crowd's going berserk.
46:09Four people.
46:12I think the Falcon's going to cook this.
46:14Oh, she did.
46:15Yes, he lost.
46:16Get your decks off.
46:17And in Germany, eh?
46:18Couldn't he just take the hat off?
46:20Oh, my.
46:21Oh, he's done it.
46:23Wunderbar.
46:24Oh, very good.
46:26Yeah.
46:27I don't know how I'd feel with a bunch of men cheering me on with their dicks out.
46:34Oh, Jack's gone, too.
46:36Same time tomorrow.
46:38Okay, put your clothes on.
46:40After ticking two more things off their list,
46:42the final item is back at Oktoberfest for...
46:46Yodeling.
46:47Oh, no.
46:48Lydia, Lydia, Lydia.
46:50Do you?
46:51You never go to Germany.
46:54Oh, they're on the stage.
46:56I definitely would not do that.
46:59You're hooty.
47:01Hooty.
47:02Yoddy, oh, yoddy, oh, yoddy.
47:03Yoddy, oh, yoddy.
47:05Oh, crickets.
47:08Oh, this is so cringy.
47:11Thank you, Germany.
47:14Oh, well done, boys.
47:16Classic.
47:17They're my favourite.
47:18Ho, yoddy, hoo, hee, hee.
47:20Can you please try and practice and get into it?
47:23We could have a band in us.
47:25A German yodeling band.
47:26A black German yodeling band.
47:28We could perform at NAIDOC.
47:29I've said non- dale one.
47:38Timothy whee.
47:41We could have a band in us.
47:42I mean, we are needed.
47:42With the harden服.
47:43By the way.
47:43By the way.
47:43By the way.
47:44With the glazes.
47:44By the way.
47:44By the way.
47:45By the way.
47:46By the way.
47:46By the way.
47:47By the way.
47:48By the way.
47:48By the way.
47:49By the way.
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