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00:00It wasn't gone up into his stomach.
00:02And isn't it?
00:03No.
00:04Well, you can't see no trace of it, so...
00:06But maybe that's why he wasn't a humpy dog.
00:11Oh, shut up, my show's on.
00:17Oh, why is he doing this?
00:19Jesus Christ, he don't give you any warning.
00:22I told you what I'd tell you.
00:24Oh, my God.
00:26Oh, lad.
00:27Did this actually happen?
00:30And they make mic drop.
00:32That's the fucking weirdest thing I've ever said.
00:41In the week that an awfully man drove Europe to Ryder Cup victory,
00:45we watched loads of great telly.
00:49RTE1 took us on a lively night out with a group of siblings on Sunday.
00:55I would love this.
00:56I'd be severely entertained if this broke out.
00:59I would be so jealous that I wasn't a part of it.
01:01I just don't like people having fun.
01:03We were introduced to a sun-kissed viral sensation on Channel 4.
01:07Well, he's kind of lucky.
01:09What, the lobster?
01:10Now the hair.
01:14Oh, my God, oh, my God.
01:15I love we live in a world where this man is a thing.
01:17And on Friday morning, Virgin Media One woke us up with some girl talk.
01:22It is a cry to women to really embrace their intimate health.
01:28Do you know if you met her out now and you were after a few drinks, you'd be like,
01:31Look, does that look alright?
01:37In Dundalk.
01:39Turning 34 next week, are you excited?
01:41I'm not turning 34.
01:43I'm turning 33.
01:44Okay.
01:45David and his wife, Sarah.
01:47Are you excited?
01:48Sad?
01:49I'm happy to be 33 because I like, I just like the number, which is nice to say.
01:54Yeah.
01:55But I'm aging like a dead corpse.
01:57Like, I've started to notice it.
01:59Like, I just see a little, when you look back in pictures and you just start seeing bits of hair that aren't there anymore.
02:05And then, worst case, when I brought you up to the hospital, the nurse said, is that your dad?
02:09Yeah, she did.
02:10She literally did that.
02:11It was so funny.
02:12She goes to me, is that your dad out there?
02:13You were standing right beside me when she opened the door.
02:15So, I'm happy, I'm feeling good about myself, but not, like, looks-wise.
02:20I feel like a bag of shit.
02:22On Thursday, a brand new series on Netflix had us drinking in some Dublin-based drama.
02:30Sex, nudity, language, violence, discrimination, it has it all.
02:38Oh, House of Guinness.
02:39Oh, Guinness.
02:40Oh, cool.
02:41Today, they bury Benjamin Guinness.
02:44It's in James' case.
02:46I was born, just across from that, 98 years later, Jax.
02:501966 in Bema.
02:51I was born.
02:52Oh, this is just going to make you want a pint at the end of it, isn't it?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Sure, I used to have to drink a glass of Guinness when I was a kid, because I was too skinny.
03:00And I used to sit up at the counter with the old fellas, and it was bitter.
03:04And I'd have a dimpled whiskey glass this size, full of Guinness every day.
03:08It was disgusting as he ate it, but that's what started me on my way.
03:13In the show, we followed the dramatic fallout after the death of the head of the Guinness family.
03:19The colour of him.
03:20Well, he's dead.
03:21Yeah, I know.
03:22What?
03:25Where's he at?
03:26I think he's trying to make him smile, isn't he?
03:30Cool.
03:31Cool!
03:32This funeral parade for a rich unionist shall not go unchallenged!
03:40Are the Guinness family British?
03:42Or Irish?
03:43God, I don't know.
03:44They have money.
03:45I presume they're British.
03:51I don't know.
03:53Sir, what timeline are we in right now?
03:55I actually don't know.
03:561890, whatever it was.
03:58This is loosely based on this real story.
04:00Very loosely.
04:02God damn, I am back!
04:05Are we meant to be on their side?
04:10Oh, Jesus Christ.
04:12Some fucker funeral, that, innit?
04:21I'm confused.
04:22I don't know which side is which.
04:23Get your brits out.
04:24Get your brits out.
04:25Get your brits out.
04:26We're on a mad one.
04:27Get your brits out.
04:28Is this...
04:29Kneecap.
04:30Kneecap?
04:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:32Oh!
04:33I don't know what it is.
04:34There's something in my genetics that when music like that comes on, I just want to put
04:37on like a balaclava.
04:38Get your brits out.
04:39Get your brits out.
04:40Get your brits out.
04:41Get your brits out.
04:42We're on a mad one.
04:44Can someone explain what's going on?
04:47I will when I figure it out.
04:49We met a leader of the local Fenian Brotherhood and his sister as they plotted against the
04:56Guinnesses.
04:57We men have begun to make preparations as well.
05:00I'll open the gates tonight so that we can light our fires.
05:03If you burn their barrels, they will have their excuse to take you and they will string
05:09you up.
05:10Come with me, you bonehead.
05:12Bonehead, the popular term in 1800s Ireland.
05:15At least they've got the Irish accents right.
05:18Yeah.
05:19There's nothing fucking worse than when they get the Irish accents wrong.
05:21Well, still.
05:22With his body barely cold, we saw Benjamin's heirs tussle for control of the famous family
05:28business.
05:29Yet tomorrow, by the reading of the will, since I am the eldest son, the brewery in its entirety
05:35will be left to me.
05:36Fucking tash.
05:37I know, yeah.
05:38I'd love to grow tash like that.
05:39I would buy it from you.
05:40The whole thing.
05:41With what?
05:42With an agreement.
05:43Maybe 30% of the profits.
05:44For doing nothing.
05:45Planning the succession plan already at their dad's funeral.
05:46We have no need for lawyers or accountants, brother.
05:47No, no, no, no.
05:48Our love is our bond.
05:49Slimy fucker.
05:50Don't I notice?
05:51There was no colour in the clothing back then.
05:52Everything was like black and grey and boring.
05:53Dave, this is a funeral.
05:54Oh.
05:55Aw, these guys are still gonna do their nonsense.
05:56He didn't listen to the woman.
05:57No.
05:58Are they gonna burn the barrels?
05:59Looks like it.
06:00Mm-hmm.
06:01Is Guinness flying?
06:02Is Guinness flying?
06:03Is Guinness flying?
06:04No.
06:05No.
06:06No.
06:07No.
06:08No.
06:09No.
06:10No.
06:11No.
06:12No.
06:13No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:22No.
06:23No.
06:24No.
06:25So what we're being here...
06:26It's flammable
06:27Alcohol will be flammable.
06:29But is Guinness flammable?
06:30Like if you put a match into a pint...
06:32No, not like Whiskey.
06:37This makes me feel Guinness is highly explosive.
06:40I...
06:47I was just thinking about having a pint of Guinness this weekend.
06:49I'm right off the idea now.
06:50I need a source, a new stout.
06:51Are we sure about all of this?
06:52Yeah.
06:53about all this yeah can't be doing that like that's unbelievable the irish have been through
06:57a lot of shit haven't they yeah like the famine yeah obviously i nearly lose in guinness i'm glad
07:04that's your takeaway from this in ballymun they look gorgeous how did you make them meet paul
07:14charlene reese and cayley the flynn fitzgerald family oola betty chocolate yes and they did
07:22use the real white buttons are really right can i have one can i get the first things can i get when
07:31i'm taking it okay it actually looks good i don't know i don't that's chewy um they're chewy and gooey
07:41on friday things got a little bit fabulous as a long-running series returned to bbc one
07:48oh my god tonight with michelle the star i love her alan carr i love alan carr joel
08:00thomas i love joel thomas a lot keep me cushion where it is
08:10i do enjoy british drag in a way it is clever it is clever the show introduced us to a couple of queens
08:17with a familiar lilt my name is el vosk i'm 22 and i'm from belfast in northern ireland
08:23oh she's a nordic queen did you kind of tell you recently i'm actually very confused hi my name is
08:30bonnie-ann-clyde i am 30 years old i'm originally from dublin and i am a funny girl oh she's from dublin
08:37oh no way i'm the first ever queen from the republic of ireland on drag race i'm glad to let her in
08:44because they always exclude us i'm trying to apply for bake-off no one let me in
08:47bullshit how do you two know each other we do a bit of cabaret together you're fab she plays the
08:52violin i do i play the skin flute so is this actually meant to be a comedy show or is it meant to be a
08:58fucking serious good morning ladykins good morning rupaul always has the best suits i would die i would
09:07die if i met rupaul oh brick crew did it get warmer in here thank you foxy racers start your engines
09:24and be the best drag queen win i wonder what i'd look if i went in drag i don't know if it would
09:29come out well the bearded lady so you're the first queen from dublin i'm the first queen from like
09:34dublin and the whole republic of ireland yeah why does he have no eyebrows because they draw them on oh
09:40they're martyrs for their art
09:45look at the frock gorgeous
09:47honey i tell you look at the figure welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race uk
09:52that's a dress i know and tonight on the runway category is queen of your hometown i love this
10:01part queen of belfast l voss i am doing belfast proud by serving the titanic museum it is located
10:10right where the titanic was built the building it's a bit why wouldn't she dress as the titanic she is
10:17handsome she is pretty she is l from belfast city to be fair that was a cool costume it generally looks
10:23like something your ma would make with cardboard for a halloween costume i do not agree with that
10:27queen of dublin bonnie anne clyde what is she meant to be like a hybrid of a bishop
10:34saint patrick oh yeah i didn't notice the snake saint patrick is our patron saint and i really wanted to
10:39make like a fierce version of that to bring to the runway i can't see the point of that we said we
10:44were gripped as we waited to find out who would be crowned this week's queen queen i've made some
10:50decisions whatever vaseline they put in the camera lens for all of these people is quite remarkable
10:57el vasque at the brit gala you were a titanic success congratulations you are the winner of this
11:08week's challenge oh my god fucking dub's getting robbed again to the moon to the moon to the moon
11:20that's the fucking weirdest thing i've ever said
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11:43in kilkenny the most awkward thing we've ever had to do in our lives the saunders family
11:51time that you brought in the packet of the condom packet and the banana and told us how
11:56you made us say she did not she did yeah she did yeah i did and i went into him then and i said well
12:03that's another job done what did you do i said i just showed him how to put on a condom he said you
12:07what i said when they were small did you teach him how to tie their shoes yeah did you teach him how to
12:13wash their face and hands yeah so why not teach him how to put on a condom it's being responsible
12:17and then i when i knew they were going if they were going out or anything i'd be a little packet
12:23of condoms under their pillow so was it jack was going over the gate she roared from the back door
12:28have you have you got your condoms i hope it wasn't him must have been stevie then i mean if it was
12:36raining you'd say have your rain caught on thursday night rte1 showed us this very serious show about a
12:43very serious problem prime time ireland in bits anti-social behavior ranging from low-level
12:53incidents like graffiti to violent attacks appears to be surging across the country it's always been
12:58like that it's always bleeding on disorder well i don't think it's been as bad dave it is frightening
13:03now geraldine carney runs the landis and circle k and castle troy in limerick city this is the shop
13:11invasion uh we had seven kids aged between the ages of 10 and 12. 10 year olds yeah just see the surprising
13:21thing is an awful lot of young girls they're coming to rob vapes vapes at 12 and they'll start
13:29shouting at you you're not allowed to put a finger on me and you're not allowed to touch me they get
13:36up on my shop's counter bang spartan kicked well if they're like that on the streets what are they
13:41like behind the doors well obviously monkey see monkey do and i've been hit five times and they're
13:48taking between 150 and 200 churros worth of product like whose kids are these yeah that's the thing
13:55they know that under the age of 12 that the justice system isn't there years ago if a fella was caught
14:03shoplifting the guards are called guards went down and gave a clip around the ear kicking the hole
14:07they brought him up to the parents the parents gave another clip around the ear kicking the hole
14:11and that was the end of it there was no charges no summons or nothing at all but they turned out
14:15to decent people i know you can't do it these days as well it's no respect anymore shoplifting accounts
14:20for 97 of crime reported by retailers this footage from a dublin shop shows how some people brazenly
14:26shoplift the owner has told prime time that the perpetrators have no fear of reprisal anita i was in
14:33littles probably about two months ago and this woman came in and she filled her back up and walked out
14:41and i went to the security guard and i said can you not see what she's doing he says yeah what can we do
14:47and i told her and says okay then so if i go and fill my bag are you going to stop me and he went
14:55many people would say that they feel less safe and they feel there's almost like this um menace in
15:02the air it's not just dublin i feel like it's everywhere i don't know like i don't find belfast
15:06to be as as like i would be much calmer in belfast i don't know why it's off no i do be no way
15:12well i got punched in the face that one time in belfast yeah jennifer not a real name moved to
15:20ireland earlier this year and lives in a town in leinster where she has been tormented by a group
15:24of teenagers i'm in a gay relationship so i guess it started with like bangs on the windows
15:33what you need is a neighbor that knows him to get out and see i'm i'm that i'm that in my street
15:37i'm sick of it they just love to pick on anybody that's different and my partner was coming home
15:45from work and there was a group of lads they were calling her uh a lot of like homophobic slurs i
15:53think there's a real naivety with people in general since marriage equality oh i know that
15:58everything that the public sentiment is this stuff doesn't happen yeah where the reality of it is
16:03it did get better but it is now definitely going i feel far more vulnerable now than what i did in
16:092015 yeah certain times where i'm in certain areas where you absolutely watch yourself out of pure fear
16:15the psychology behind that is when young people are either growing up in a toxic environment
16:20or they feel like they have no opportunities and no aspirations that they can take back some control
16:26by being in control of the the physical environment there hasn't some time come to a
16:31point where there's some accountability you can't just constantly blame everyone else for everything
16:35like and i know you can have a shit upbringing but find a way out of it sometimes you need to have
16:39that like you can't keep blaming everyone else for your problems the department of justice has told
16:44prime time it hopes new community safety partnerships will be rolled out across all local authorities by
16:49the end of the year however opinions differ on how to curb young offenders can we not like put tags on
16:57them like wrist like ankle tags like lindsay lohan monitoring yeah yeah i think i've solved it
17:08in cork i was chatting to one of the girls the other day right dale and her wife dawn we were discussing
17:15about how i personally think that the national dish of ireland should be taylo sandwich because like
17:23like stew is grand and all right it's like meaty soup right potato sandwiches are elite and it
17:29should be the national dish do you know what i mean like and i was saying about how like i like the
17:34normal potatoes but i also like salt vinegar and i was like listen i'm not gonna die on the hill when
17:38it comes to salt and vinegar because it's kind of like pineapple on a pizza you know like you either
17:42like it or you don't whatever it kind of is right grand i have done i have done like a sandwich of
17:49some sort so like ham and cheese i have done ham and cheese and then cheese and onion though yeah
17:54to enhance the cheese flavor agreed potato sandwich national dish you're right i've proven my point
18:01now on wednesday night channel 4 pulled back the curtain on the day-to-day life of a viral sensation
18:08everything happened so fast this was just this summer how is there a documentary on him
18:23be the final boss not this clown what does he do even burn i'm waiting to see what he does he's a boss
18:29isn't he seven seconds of footage one tiktok post and a unique trim absolutely broke the internet
18:40i just can't he looks like a mushroom just like that the ibiza final boss was born launching countless
18:47memes let's never forget that clip of you dancing in panty bar that was in channel 4 news i'll never
18:52forget it maria gala there you are if he plays it right reports show that jack could bank six figures
19:02before summer is even out it's just the epitome of a yup brow like the absolute caricature all wrapped into
19:11one the program gave us some insight into what life has been like since that now infamous video
19:19it's unbelievable like to live this life it's just a dream wanna see isn't it just madness though
19:24for looking like a tech prick that's what he got famous for with just two days until he's back in ibiza
19:31jack's making sure his trim is flawless his hair at the front looks like straw i thought he was wearing
19:37a cap how often do you get your hair cut here it's like three times three times a week no three times a week
19:43he's getting his hair cut and it still looks like that that's worse than you stop yeah you go once
19:48a week if you're good you go on the menu egg final boss trim oh no why would anyone want to get their
19:55hair cut like that deliberately i know girls that that success don't keep that maintenance that's
20:00excessive look at me bleeding roots like we watched as jack sat down with a talent agent to see what his
20:08future holds you're the most viral guy on the planet probably at the minute the last 30 days you've
20:12had it you've got to reach about 150 million on your instagram which is it's incredible i just think
20:18as a society we've all just lost the plot top uk brands like curry's greg's and halfords
20:24have already jumped on jack's viral fame it's kind of look like what the lobster now the hair
20:33you've been there a couple of times haven't you i've been there too it was more like a tourist
20:38destination those days not for it it was yeah good one mom
20:45a local yacht company has invited jack and seven of his mates out for a day on the water
20:49the fine pair of legs on him look at it built yeah broad-shouldered best on the island
20:58saw me and my friends out of the day but she's on kangaroo and butter on finally abita baby
21:03jack posts the clip and by sunset it's already hit 1.5 million views wow wow that's nice later we
21:13followed jack back to london as he prepared for yet another public engagement
21:18jack needs to keep a clear head for the broadcast tomorrow as his performance could make or break
21:23future brand deals but as he touches down in the capital he gets a dm from a mayfair restaurant
21:30and a few moments later
21:35the boss is back hit the impression this man does not have much else to do
21:39but he hasn't got the work ethic at all doesn't he not judge he just wants to go in good morning jack
21:48aka iv for final boss what's happening although it's this is quite early for you this would be my
21:56worst nightmare going into a very brightly lit room at 8am hung over having people shout at me oh my god
22:01can you please introduce your song for us right now won't kiss breakfast yeah it's um get a noise
22:07corner beats jack here oh my god your mind's asleep what are you doing you idiot though like i mean
22:13you're getting this weird chance out of nowhere like don't be a dope
22:18how do they expect though that's his thing of course yeah he defeats a final boss yeah he has to party
22:25jack's radio show was not the best don't tell me it's all over before it's begun
22:30i've seen this story play out with amy winehouse i wouldn't really put him in the same bracket as
22:35amy winehouse it turns out a talent dave hopefully he does something good with all the money he gets
22:40and doesn't just like it away hair extensions
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22:59in donegal men were brittle in them days they would shout out and whistle at you they were so sexist
23:11barbara and her sister janet and i would run a mile i would be cut oh i would love it if a man
23:17whistled at me now that never offended me they're always ginger do you what is it do you snap and i
23:25went no a bite and i would run a mile no i i didn't mind the wolf whistles i find it as a compliment
23:32and it was it was uh you know some of them are dirty old buggers you know they'll say show me your
23:39tits and all that crap and if you did they would shit themselves on sunday night a new drama series on
23:45rte1 introduced us to this group of sisters they'd ask you what you'd like and you'd say what my
23:52sisters happen oh it's your one from dairy girls i love her she's great we've eaten here don't remember
23:58being that much fun but i guess the part of me just thought it always be the other way around
24:07i feel like on nights out like there's a whole other type of night going on
24:15oh god christ she's like a corpse
24:27i'm not to get in a fright
24:31i'm dying to see this this is going to be about breakups and stuff isn't it it's going to be about
24:35life yeah and marion key's a good writer you know who's marion key's she's a writer so it's
24:43well i know she's a writer but she's a good writer like what are you doing hey hey are you okay
24:50i couldn't wake you sit up she won't have that waking up give her a minute you know what i mean
24:54a hangover is looking at this i know i called an ambulance you are what what of course i call an
25:00ambulance you're gonna have to shake your vitals rachel i was shaking her she wasn't breathing okay look
25:03can we all just calm down please this is how i felt when you came back from sandy moon and i had to take
25:08care of you the whole fucking night i was one inch from just pushing you out that fucking window the
25:13worst part is i have no memory of that night yeah i had to put towels on the floor except fucking
25:17vomiting my boyfriend called for an ambulance but i just want to uh cancel it you can't even cancel
25:24an uber eats how can you cancel an ambulance rachel's obviously the trouble maker anyway isn't she
25:29later the show took us back on the set as rachel was joined by the rest of the walsh clan
25:39guys we need to do the answer to something i've been saying this for weeks i would love this i'd be
25:44severely entertained if this broke out i would be so jealous that i wasn't a part of it i just don't
25:49like people having fun get off the floor i've done that before not the warm but yeah it's like you
25:57can do the warm no i like come to the wall and i did a handstand when you don't text me wrong it's
26:01like everything's wrong i mean i hated not replying to you but i don't know what to say to you right
26:07get out of that relationship man you know what you have to do oh sorry i'm a bit drunk no she needs
26:13to sort herself out yeah she's with the droidoc for a week i'm trying to subtly suggest that we leave
26:22if if i was him i would get away from this one get away from them wall sisters there's something
26:26wrong with them i give up rage oh she's no respect for him there's no respect for ourselves for herself
26:36well he's obviously a good guy and she's wasting him isn't she rachel had us a little concerned as she
26:42continued the party with an old work friend me as well you look like you could do it with a lot more
26:48on this one do you have some maybe he's gonna cook on that now later like it's red as well
26:58i mean they cook raw meat i just started a bit of salmonella oh jesus oh fuck can you tell us
27:11what happened drugs is rampant though like everywhere it's like when all the 14 year olds
27:16in my school had to get their stomach pumped after saint patrick's day this just isn't the reaction you
27:22okay yeah no i'm totally fine honestly what i need is a ranny give me one please you've been here a lot
27:31last month there was the shoulder a dislocated kneecap the glass shard in the hand two sprained ankles there
27:37was a slippery stairs she only likes a bit of crack she's she's only a med left we are advising
27:46some rehabilitation and support for you well sorry like rehab yeah but when you're young you think
27:53you're immune to having like addiction issues oh where are you going why are you interrogating me um
28:03she's to take responsibility she's like ownership of what you don't you just see what you want to see
28:08on them drug addicts oh that's gaslighting yeah jesse this is deep in it for a sunday night very deep
28:16oh my god we got a sense of deja vu as we went for yet another drink with rachel seriously call her
28:23okay are we still wearing the top from last night for the love of god hey anna i'm sorry you're right
28:32i'm sorry you're right i i think a bit of time away at rehab might be good for me he has to tell her
28:39what to say that's helpful isn't it it's not coming from her is it will you please pick me up
28:47so is the sister to the rescue up two-way street or yeah oh sorry it's right here
28:57oh my god oh no i didn't see that coming oh stop i want to see the next one that's a shame
29:06do you think she's dead yeah
29:13nsi he keeps him it hitting me it's really annoying me now what's he doing the gruffer cheese
29:19don't go on do it do what you do right why do you do it so i do this voice like he'll say
29:24say something to me will you ever clean up that room will you ever clean up that room tries me
29:30because i know he's getting at me right and i try not to oh it's easy trigger you though because you're
29:35asking him to clean and that's annoying so he's gonna annoy you back i know but the face is a
29:40shithole and i'm smiling that bad man alex it is because then he says that oh you still have your
29:46holiday clothes in your suitcase actually i brought them down right brought them down four weeks after
29:51your holiday doesn't matter still brought them down clean up your room well fifa came out so no
29:58there you go oh my god that's the problem and again clean your room clean your room stop it
30:05this week we logged on to discovery plus as they took us on an international quest for romance
30:15that's how come we always want to be watching this kind of stuff cause helen life's too serious
30:22i'm victoria i'm 39 in a few hours i'm headed to the airport going to ireland she's come to ireland
30:29because i believe the man of my dreams is there waiting for me and then she gets with an irish
30:34fella and he's also bleeding numpty so like why specifically like ireland i don't know it's just like
30:41the irish like way of being i guess like their like lifestyle and you know like don't spend so much
30:47time in like pubs she's a melt i'll tell you she's going to get afraid because we generally start
30:51fierce early tomorrow and we work like dogs all day long not a lot of irish girls have fake boobs so
30:56he said the irishman will love my fake boobs so pity the poor fucking irishman fuck's sake in the series
31:05we followed victoria after she landed in dublin to meet with a matchmaker of course she's wearing
31:10green in ireland what would you wear in america fucking gun who am i gonna sit you up with first
31:16i think i just really don't know what i want i feel like i'm just like open to
31:20different ways of life different religions different relationship styles in other words
31:24she's desperate do like drugs almost for the moment like so you want the guys to do drugs
31:29no not do drugs but someone who would do like those types of things not someone who does drugs but
31:35someone who would do drugs i think she wants somebody to take her out of her shell she wants a bit of
31:39fucking rough i can feel the deep inside victoria's really longing for a stable solid reliable responsible
31:47man where the fuck is she gonna find that nerd and today is my first official date katarina has
31:55picked an oyster farm for our date spot oysters are rank i would not want to go to an oyster farm
32:00from my first i had oysters like twice or something like they are disgusting
32:06she's very smiley isn't she she'd give an apple an awful death anyway wouldn't she she'd give an
32:11apple an awful time
32:13it's so the match i have for victoria is dave and my nickname for dave is mr danger
32:24look at this little cat
32:25are you arriving in a fucking mitsubishi ah lads what's up hey how are you good how are you very
32:33good nice to meet you nice to meet you oh he's wearing a jumper on top of a jumper he's just come
32:37to a building site why is he showing up like that he's gonna give me a quote they say oysters are an
32:41aphrodisiac so does that give me like a buzz or what's the so now an aphrodisiac is something that
32:47you could eat that makes you excited makes you all like oh you know you know them feelings when you're
32:53your age and they just come on you for no apparent reason do you know that sort of way all right all
32:58right i got i got it like a romantical you oh yeah yeah yeah like poppers like poppers oh my god
33:05representation like i feel like confident around american women the americans might be a bit more
33:11open to beat me being wild and crazy than irish women so we'll see we'll find out well you'd be so
33:16pissed off if they gave you subtitles and you're speaking english wouldn't you so they'll tie the bag and
33:22you can see can you see the can you see the new shell growing on the oyster see the white the white
33:26brand new shell there yeah like this is a forced date and i'm basically walking yeah baby whoa can i blast
33:37myself with it she's not embraced is she i've always just like given everyone the chance so
33:58we'll see how this could go oh my god can you do that can you talk to her to eat something kind of
34:04spicy is nice with the oysters too um happy days the green's a bit milder this will spice things
34:11right up right let's see how this goes does he calm down and victoria's seems like she's up for
34:17good fun and i really like that about her i appreciated that so like i wouldn't mind like sleeping with her
34:22oh my god no no see i told you he's weird like i'm feeling randy now what about you oh i'm feeling good
34:30oh jesus i love him he's a madman speaking of spice let's put some in my eye
34:38no way oh no
34:42don't do that oh don't do that
34:47is he actually gonna put that in his eye he's gonna put it in his eye on the first day why is
34:50he doing nothing oh it's brain damaged it's not normal are you okay ah this fella is the
35:01fucking man i love him oh my god who is this guy like what is he doing fucking nearly blinded
35:09yourself and you've shown the rest of the country you're a pillock
35:11so her quest continues cinderella searches on for her prince god love her
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35:41in dunlairi yeah i don't know your memory's gotten worse concerningly so friends david and john
35:51because because of the move i'm all over the shop yeah fair enough i knew i had bought black bags
35:56right i knew i bought them could not find them so i was using all these other bags to just fill in
36:01the rubbish and then i went to the fridge to get a diet coke and there were the black bags beside the
36:05ham on the top shelf refreshingly chilled i was like okay okay check me into a nursing home
36:11home now you'd do very well in the nursing home you would you like a routine people bring them
36:17food there's loads of bitching loads of goss oh yeah oh yeah you'd be the queen bee yeah yeah i always
36:23think this should have more gay nursing homes there's ones in the uk yeah but i don't want to have to live
36:28in the uk monster on monday a new doc on virgin media one took us inside the shocking reality of a case
36:38from our recent past i have never once in nearly 30 years of being together laid a finger on her
36:46that's your man who's this satchwell the most i've ever done to her is ever having a tight cuddle
36:53loving the bones off her
36:59richard satchwell i've never heard of him have you no it was christmas of 2016 when she and richard moved
37:07to y'all tina went virtually overnight from being someone who had a lot of friends a lot of social
37:12contact to being completely isolated and cut off from people it was her and richard together in
37:16that house on grattan street where they knew nobody oh oh red flag number one cut off from friends and
37:22family and then suddenly in march of 2017 tina vanished richard didn't notify the guardee
37:31that tina was missing until the following friday if i'm not home at 12 o'clock at night you're wondering
37:36well if you'd be ringing me to see am i all right do you know what i mean
37:41well jace hell if you weren't missing we'd have live on goujons and in his initial interviews he
37:47claimed that he believed tina had difficulties in the relationship she needed time to get her head
37:54straight okay so he's cute that is very clever door as well in the dock we were surprised to see richard
38:02plead his innocence so publicly my house was searched without my knowledge
38:10and the guard he didn't find anything to suggest anything untoward you can't go in and search
38:15somebody's house you need a warrant that's a life or a star in time it'll all prove that i've done
38:20nothing wrong see the little delay there before he said wrong i always get really weirdly fascinated by
38:27doing someone who will publicly put themselves in front of cameras and journalists and all this yeah
38:32and act the victim that baffles me like over time richard satchwell stopped being a person of
38:39interest and became a suspect and crucially about that time 2022 2023 inspector toomey said that she
38:47came to believe that tina satchwell had been in fact murdered of course she had like the fact is
38:53do you know how difficult it is to disappear in today's world they searched everywhere they dredged
38:59the harbor oh jesus yeah like it the search was really extensive later we heard the grim details
39:07as richard was arrested and his house was searched but it's only because of the initial entry into the
39:14house and the use of the cadaver dog that was a tough job very sad isn't it but the dog had shown
39:19particular interest in around the stairwell she was there the whole time realized that there was a
39:26rectangular type of shape which was a freshly poured concrete which was a different color and of course
39:31that rectangular shape exactly mirrored what we would expect a gravesite to be he probably thought
39:37he should never be found that's fucking disgust though and they gradually brought the remains out
39:44god rest her god love her the second he was told we found her the whole mask slipped he began to tell
39:54this whole new story must be very hard for the family trying to think about like her last moments
39:59he described tina coming down stairs that morning on the 20th of march with a chisel and she then flew
40:06at him randomly attacked him i think what's so particularly cruel about this kind of defense
40:13is that not only has he like killed her and hit her body from the family for years it's this final
40:18assassination of the character amidst this struggle he somehow managed to grab the belt of her dressing
40:24gown robe and he put it to her neck he's had long enough to think of something like that now hasn't he
40:30i don't believe him he kept her uh with him on the couch in the front room of the house what the hell
40:36and the dogs sat with uh her as well and were licking her this poor woman
40:44my abiding memory of the jury and coming back was that hush guilty obviously and then you hear it's
40:52unanimous guilty verdict and i looked at richard satchel and there was there was no major reaction no
40:57emotion not at all no we as a family can never put into words the impact of her loss that has had on all
41:06of us like it's incredible when people come out of court after hearing like verdicts like that and
41:11are able to stand so composed if you murder someone to go on television and to actually ask people to
41:18do interviews with and all like that that raises the flag straight away it's too hard has to yeah
41:22you know so all right my next guard myself but the guards fucked up totally in that case
41:28in the first part of it did a great job in the second part of it and convicting them was
41:31absolutely fantastic you know but they did up in the first place in the liberties friends tracy and
41:41anita how long is baby well when did the actual die april you know who's dead
41:50who the doggy of the square the white the golden labrador kenny's friend
41:57up this square yeah yeah yeah and um seb the alsatian is getting put down as we speak oh no don't
42:09tell me i know andrea's mj had to get put down as well i don't want to talk about it i keep
42:15thinking i'm here and i'm going ma ma
42:18so sad on friday we kicked off our day with a bit of education we never knew we needed
42:35okay great i'm awake now our next guest has released her debut novel all about how as women
42:41we can love ourselves exactly as we are glamourism here to tell us all about is the fabulous pharmacist
42:47laura dowling love your vulva laura what huh do you love yours i do it is too early for all this
42:55alex what is that a vulva yeah it's part of your fanny oh it is a cry to women to really embrace
43:05their their intimate health because it's something that has been minimized so a fella going to buy
43:10that book for his wife now i know he looked like a real man if you buy that for your wife now
43:15what would i book yeah don't even fucking start
43:21one what's the vulva what is it it's secure it's like your vaginal area i think a lot i'm not wrong
43:30in saying this a lot of people don't realize what actually the vulva entails it's a whole
43:34network down there really isn't it it's not just one particular piece it's more than one piece
43:39i thought it was just a little section it is absolutely hence my my vulva puppet that i bring
43:43with me everywhere yes we have an interactive demonstration oh finally give me the vulva
43:49one i have never isn't she beautiful okay oh no oh lord what's that it's slippers oh no it's a vagina
44:01a pair of slippers so yeah it's the entire female not you know this is this has been around the block
44:08you know yeah yeah so is half of everyone else's love not mine you're bearing up there love just
44:13about her just about because people just think of the vagina and they don't yeah the vagina is here
44:18it's the hole here but there's the outer labia why are there two layers of lips the outside is the vulva
44:24and that's the labia what's the little hood on the top it's the inner labia there's the clitoral hood
44:28oh so that's when the clitoris is but why are they always having problems finding it it's just there
44:34what's the hood just keep it warm and it's just so very important that we give our young girls and
44:40our young boys the proper anatomical terms for our bodies so then do you know if you met her out
44:45now and you're after a few drinks you'd be like look does that look all right yes so it was important
44:51to me that we celebrate at women's bodies all types of women's bodies young and old there's a very
44:56special picture in it of an older lady as well oh there she is there she's beautiful well ever
45:01since i went to that talk on menopause i told every single woman i meet to take them estrogens and
45:09i deliberately put that lady in because i think that women in their older years aren't celebrated
45:13enough in actual fact some eastern cream on the vulval area into the vagina would actually help
45:18negate all those uti's so oh i hate a uti in your vulva no where's the status did you ever get that
45:26no i got nothing ever it's awful women have an awful life oh my god one day your ham sandwich is
45:33working like there's no tomorrow and next thing the ham's falling out there's no mail
45:38oh christ and the bread's gone please stop talking
45:46david tennant stars as journalist nick davies uncovering the explosive phone hacking scandal at
45:53the news of the world all new gripping true crime drama the hack begins thursday at nine on virgin media
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