"Rats off a Ship!" Is LeBron James making a stink with his dancing glutes? Will the Canes and FSU be a close game?!

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JFig comes in with our favorite Wednesday game, "Rats off a Ship!" Is LeBron James making a stink with his dancing glutes? Will the Canes and FSU be a close game?!

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00:00time to get your flippers and snorkel on as we play america's favorite wednesday game

00:07and i'm not talking about dancing with the stars with whitney from secret lives of mormon wives

00:12i'm talking rats off a ship hello jennifer hello jennifer hello guys why do you look like you're

00:22about to broker a huge conglomerate deal i don't know i think she has like a power suit on today

00:30leroy like some kind of like she's walking in with a briefcase it looks like she's trying to

00:34sell something to shark tank exactly really yeah that's crazy you look like corporate

00:40yeah it's that power red i'm telling you wow like a burgundy like a wine what do you got going on

00:47there and it's not one of your normal colors so it's exciting even more huh it's any color she

00:54doesn't usually it's just blacks and grays you know it's great this is not even this is my brother's

01:01shirt so i guess it is a power shirt it was his very color so what do you got for us today jennifer

01:09they're just saying it's just a regular old t-shirt it really is

01:14um how do we feel about lebron james making a stink

01:19hmm is he making a stink well here's the thing leroy lebron james

01:29is supposedly missing lakers practice with what does he have jfick do you know what his injury is

01:38old well not i mean he is old believe his injury is i think he has a glute injury

01:45a nerve irritation in his glute that's a literal pain in the ass so he has a nerve irritation in his

01:53glute oh i know what that's called the skip bayless

01:57and he yesterday showed up on uh kai sanat's stream

02:05and i don't know dude glute looked pretty good to everybody else

02:11as he was uh and by the way people have noticed

02:14i don't know if you noticed leroy but could be something

02:18could be nothing if you say the colors on his shirt is that what you're gonna say

02:23well the miami vice he's got the miami vice with two larry o'brien trophies on jennifer

02:30and those look like miami vice south beach lebron nikes

02:34some would say interesting some would say he put the shoes on and then said oh i got the matching shirt

02:42some would say that it could be something could be nothing but some would say interesting others

02:49would say very interesting you don't just put something like that on and you know expect no

02:57noise let's just think about this luka donchich extension jj reddick podcast boy extension

03:10lebron james no extension um i can tell you why was that how old is he 41 he's gonna be 41 in

03:22december yeah um and keep in mind a lot of this has to usually do more with lebron and what he wants

03:33to do other than the team you see what i'm saying here's the thing though right look they

03:40did him a lot of solids last year drafted his son okay when his son may not have been drafted

03:44they uh hired podcast boy because that's who he wanted okay got him luka you can say but they

03:51could also look at me like yeah luka's new golden boy you remember luka knew about the ownership

03:55change lebron didn't i don't know it's interesting lebron usually likes to do things on his terms

04:02so is he making a stink jennifer i will say this i'm not rats off a ship because i can't say that

04:08he's not not making a stink so i'm not rats off a ship i'm i'm not rats

04:14off a ship for this reason if you got nerve damage in your ass

04:23right then i don't know if you should be on somebody's live stream

04:30dancing it up using nothing but glutes oh they said his appearance on the stream was a nike thing

04:40and the the glute looks fine does it not i'm not doubting it's a nike thing but as you said leroy

04:50now i will say this he also could have just sat in a chair i'm i'm i'm i'm also notorious for telling

04:57other people this all right just because you did a little dance don't mean you could play

05:04basketball you know what i'm saying and the other thing is it's lebron he gets he does get some who

05:15needs hey who needs less camp than lebron james i'm with you that guy's played more basketball

05:20than anybody in the nba the last in his career vlad says he chose to opt into that contract

05:31understood however there was no cap space this summer vlad so it's not like anybody could just

05:35what was he going to do go to the brooklyn nets but but still like okay he's still like that man's

05:43calculated in his decisions yeah right i think his calculator said hey nobody else has those

05:48cast space to pay me 47 million dollars this year yeah i mean whatever the hell he is right

05:54uh but i don't know like i don't like we need to just get over this reading so much and what lebron

06:04does right i'll stop like he has earned the right in his career to kind of handle things the way

06:13he wants to because at no point in time what does one thing have to do with here's what i said

06:17what does one thing have to do with the other you're right he does but just because he has

06:22the right doesn't mean he's not going to do passive aggressive stuff which he's literally done his

06:25entire career yeah well he's always done that that's what i'm saying right all right so you would

06:32agree though no i wouldn't agree you would agree i wouldn't agree this could be him i don't agree

06:36i don't agree because you're saying you said you're not rats off a ship yeah i said i'm not

06:42rats off a ship okay so there we go so we agree i'm not rats off a ship because well lebron always

06:47has this kind of something going on you know what i'm saying like he does he does he has every right

06:58to it i don't get mad at it but it still doesn't mean he ain't got something he's thinking big picture

07:03here you've turned to him and maverick carter into boris and natasha hey let me tell you something

07:09that maverick carter that dude is living his best life because he he have all the right things to say

07:15about all the players and all the players are getting max money uh where are your rats jennifer

07:22first thing on the ship i'm not rats off the ship it's interesting interesting it is interesting

07:29uh and that one rat get a a regular rat tail instead of a bunny you're asking way too much of

07:36ai he has a bunny tail though bunnies it's a rat i know but he has a bunny tail you got that dollar

07:41story ai yeah yeah you got that team of ai well you know what get me the real one then no that's

07:48britney we know where are your rats they're not off the ship i'm not gonna lie that that outfit is

07:57that has me more than anything interesting oh so you're taking it to a whole nother level you're

08:04thinking about miami heat thing i'm not even thinking about that he's coordinating i mean that

08:09as she brings it up come on i don't even want lebron james because my guy andrew wiggins i mean

08:14what a guy that's my guy right i just tell you what a dude if in a month if you hear rumors of

08:19lebron going back to miami you stop just not for my guy wigs love him he's doing reverse psychology

08:28i think he is no i love andrew wait wait wait wait is there anybody more is there anybody since

08:34he's been here that's been more critical than uh than you of andrew wiggins look it's tough in my

08:40position when you know you have to be a journalist and you have to be unbiased uh and by the way i

08:47was right on all these things um but what what a gem of a guy i mean just seems like an a plus human

08:52andrew wiggins heat lifer i don't like the tone you're giving i'm just you just throw up your hands

09:01keep it moving let's just let's just move on to the next one because this will last a whole hour just

09:07sitting here calling him out on all of his lunacy you saw him during the interview he couldn't he

09:12couldn't sit right he couldn't sit still because he knew he knew like i'm a guy did i feel bad a

09:19little bit perhaps because he's a good dude he is a really nice man right very calming aura about right

09:27he just you know what it is is that there's certain people in sports that have the demeanor

09:33that leads you to believe they don't care he's a like he's a chill guy and so you take that as

09:41meaning no fire no you know you know he doesn't have that that fire in his gut and he's not that

09:48committed to it and people jump to that conclusion just based on seeing a guy and his personality

09:53that's not fair like he's just a chill dude

09:57what's number two jennifer

10:01the canes and fsu being a close game

10:06we're taking them to blowout city enjoy your two tickets fsu where are we going blowout city

10:18um i'm in like i don't know how to explain this i think the game is going to be close for a long

10:29period of time and then miami is going to wear them down like they did florida um and they do have a

10:36quarterback that has the potential to have a big play here or there so that's also another thing that

10:43could add to you know they get a quick score and the game's closer than it should be i do think that

10:49the canes win by double digits yeah but it's not gonna be like okay we're 14 points up and

10:56we're gonna just keep cons it might be a a three-point lead at halftime and then uh another

11:05three points a six-point lead and then they score that final touchdown with five minutes left to go in

11:10the game and make it a 13 point game and it's just gonna be methodically wearing them down

11:16that's how i think the game's gonna play out um so do i think it's gonna be close it's gonna be

11:23closer but not because the teams are close it's gonna be closer because the canes

11:31have a way of just wearing you down to when you get to the end of the third and the beginning of

11:38fourth quarter they're doing whatever the hell they want so i'm not rats off a ship so you think

11:47it's gonna be close but not the whole game right no i think they're gonna eventually they're gonna

11:51pull away but it's gonna be a lot closer for longer than people think simply because that's

11:58just kind of how the canes play can you get the rats off the fence are your rats off a ship on it being

12:04close or not i don't understand what you just said i'd explain to you i said it's gonna be close

12:09for a while and then the game will end up double digits so is that a close game no okay yeah i'm

12:15rats off a ship thank you like you're i tried to explain it now i understood what you were saying

12:22he's just being the jackass jackass i'm not being the jackass wait i had i had some of my friends

12:29going this miami team same old miami team they can't even blow out florida florida's got a good

12:35defense they warm down like that's kind of how these things go you can't win you think you're

12:42gonna cover the point spread in the first five minutes of the game no it's over the whole period

12:47of the game so like yeah jennifer where are your rats my rats are wherever leroy's rats are

12:54okay so your rats are also britney are your rats off a ship do you feel like it's going to be a

12:59close game um i i hate to say that but i agreed with a hundred percent what leroy was saying

13:06so my rats weren't gonna be off a ship see see see those rats try to break it down and because

13:16because words out of my mouth i literally was gonna say i feel like it's going to be very similar

13:21to florida where we feel like it's a close game but in reality like we we dominated them but the

13:28score isn't really going to reflect that reuben bain is going to turn their quarterback into a

13:33their quarterback their quarterback can throw better than the other quarterback who can run

13:39and he's also a better runner okay he's gonna be running for all right for his life but he can run

13:45like i'm just telling you these are how these games go you get there you get real close and he

13:51scrambles out and then everybody runs to the quarterback because he can run and then boom down

13:55the field it happens i'm not saying that's going to be an indication of how the game goes but you're

14:01gonna have a you might have a player too like that oh my goodness you like i don't understand

14:10how we've been doing the show together for so long and still you're just being wishy-washy like

14:17the game i'm not being wishy-washy have a take that that's that was a take i gave you a lot of

14:22games gonna go okay but ultimately you agreed your rats were off a ship fine they were gonna just

14:28linger on the boat for a little bit and then they decided cannonball like that yeah but i feel like

14:37the rats jumped off the ship like when we were at port like just walk off the boat going land dummy

14:43right that's why the rats dumb now my rats my rats were already on the way you see any dog

14:51any rat that would get his ass snapped in half over a piece of cheese is dumb your ai rats look like turd

14:57floaters so is your take oh we'll see on monday when that when the king but let me tell you something

15:07j fig so what do you think the final score is gonna be 35 to 8

15:13two tickets to blowout city i would say 30 to 20 30 to 17 something around there okay and that last

15:26touchdown is gonna come right at the end after they just just run all over them yeah we call that

15:30window dressing dude nothing leroy's rats would never on the ship to be off it

15:36you

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