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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Can we start over?
00:04It was a surprising day for the women of Wisteria Lane.
00:09Well, I was wondering if you might want to have dinner with me.
00:11Okay.
00:14He's giving her orgasms?
00:15Yeah, not deliberately.
00:16I can see you're going to be great friends.
00:19You are a vibrant, attractive woman.
00:22You haven't had sex in two years.
00:24That spells grandma to me.
00:26Let me come stay with you when I get out of here.
00:28This guy thinks I'm on a commission and I want to keep it that way.
00:31What's wrong with you? You've been antsy all night.
00:33I think I left the freezer door at Scavo's open.
00:35But it was an even more surprising night.
00:38Crap! It's my dad!
00:39For the Scavo's.
00:40Where is she?
00:41Don't.
00:42She isn't wearing anything, all right?
00:43Who is she?
00:44Just some girl from English class.
00:46I'm going to go in the bathroom.
00:47You've got 60 seconds to get her out of here.
00:58There was a slight misunderstanding in the Scavo house that night.
01:11You see, someone in the family was having an affair with a married woman.
01:17And Lynette Scavo suspected her husband.
01:23Hey.
01:24False alarm.
01:25The freezer was shut tight.
01:27Unfortunately for Lynette, she was wrong.
01:31Liar.
01:32What?
01:33I always knew things could change between us, Tom.
01:35But no matter what, the one thing I always thought I'd get is your respect.
01:39Lynette, what's going on?
01:41I followed you to the warehouse.
01:43I know everything.
01:46Oh, boy.
01:51Yeah, at this point, I think I'm going to need a little bit more than that.
01:54You're right.
01:55I shouldn't have kept this from you.
01:57And, you know, for what it's worth, I wanted to bring you in on it.
02:01Huh?
02:02But I was afraid you'd overreact.
02:05That's what you were afraid of?
02:12Hey, I'm upset, too.
02:13But let's face it, boys will be boys.
02:16I think I have to sit down now.
02:20Lynette, are you really surprised?
02:24It's not the first time this has happened.
02:26And it definitely won't be the last.
02:29You know what?
02:30I have to kill you now.
02:31Well, he's your son, too.
02:33Who?
02:34Porter!
02:35What are you talking about?
02:36I found out Porter's been hooking up with some girl at our warehouse.
02:39What are you talking about?
02:43And just like that, the slight misunderstanding in the Scavo house had ended.
02:52Hey, what's up?
02:55You're having sex with your best friend's mother?
02:59And a huge family crisis had begun.
03:04How are we aide my children at?
03:05How are they?
03:06One couldn't live life.
03:07Hey.
03:08What are women that tree isarg I think?
03:09Colen and I've
03:20help you try and stay in problema.
03:22Well, naturally starting to play luck.
03:23It usually stands out to experience isolation.
03:24I'm excited.
03:25He's the kind of young publishing.
03:26I grandstand, having a friend mostly� I put some likes thing.
03:27How am I going to live life.
03:28How are we students pain?
03:29I'm excited.
03:30We don't need.
03:33And pushing us into love affairs we're clearly not ready for.
03:40I want you to call that woman and tell her you are never seeing her again.
03:44Her name is Anne.
03:45Her name is Mrs. Schilling.
03:48She was your t-ball coach when you were six.
03:50By the way, does your best friend know you're sleeping with his mother?
03:55We're keeping our relationship from Kirby for now.
03:57This isn't our relationship.
03:59You are being used by this woman.
04:01No, I'm not.
04:02I love her.
04:03Oh, okay.
04:04That's it.
04:05I'm calling her.
04:06No.
04:06Hey, what if her husband answers?
04:08Gee, Porter, that's just one of the pitfalls of dating a married woman.
04:13Listen to me.
04:15Mr. Schilling can't find out.
04:17He's totally violent.
04:18He would kill her.
04:19Well, then you have put her in a very dangerous position, haven't you?
04:26Okay, I'll call her.
04:27I'll tell her it's over.
04:28I'm not going to say that you know.
04:30That'll just freak her out.
04:31But you have to promise me that you won't say anything to her psycho husband.
04:35I am not promising anything.
04:36So help me.
04:37If I find out that you do something and she gets hurt, I will leave this house and I will
04:41never come back.
04:42Oh, please.
04:42You would never do that.
04:44Yeah?
04:46I've done a lot of things you never thought I would do.
04:48Wait.
04:58We won't say anything.
05:03But if you don't end this, you won't have to leave.
05:07We will throw you out.
05:08So, you wanted to see me?
05:16Sit.
05:18Tell us, Charlie.
05:20Have you enjoyed working here at Mrs. Vanderkamp's?
05:24Yeah.
05:24It's great.
05:25You don't feel you've been underpaid?
05:27No.
05:27Well, then perhaps you can explain why you stole $200 from the petty cash box yesterday.
05:32What?
05:34I didn't steal anything.
05:35Charlie, we wouldn't accuse you unless we had concrete evidence.
05:38And thanks to my diligent partner here, we do.
05:47So am I, like, fired?
05:50You're more than like fired.
05:53You're fired.
05:54And of course we want our money back.
05:56I don't have it.
05:58I spent it.
05:59Well, then I suggest you return your purchase.
06:01Do you have a receipt?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Yeah, like pot dealers give receipts.
06:06Well, you've just covered yourself in glory on this one.
06:09Just, please, don't tell my parents.
06:13I'll get you the money.
06:14I promise.
06:15Could you believe it?
06:20A thief and a pothead.
06:22At least we know now where the two pounds of cookie dough went.
06:30Too many eggs.
06:32Oh, I gotta have one more.
06:34Thank you for doing this.
06:38Ah, well.
06:39We needed to wipe the slate clean, right?
06:41Mm-hmm.
06:42And honestly, this is the best second first date I've ever had.
06:47Isn't it?
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:49And knowing we're not gonna have sex takes all the pressure off.
06:53Okay.
06:55That's something we know?
06:57Yes.
06:58And we're starting completely over.
07:00So this time, we're gonna do things right.
07:04Which means what?
07:06Well, it means no sex until at least date four.
07:11Oh.
07:12I want us to spend this time really getting to know each other.
07:16I do know you.
07:18What's my least favorite word?
07:20Phlegm.
07:22You're just guessing.
07:24It's panties.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26Although some days it's larva or chunks.
07:29Well, I will try to remember that.
07:31Mm-hmm.
07:32Now you tell me something I don't know about you.
07:36Okay.
07:39I'm a painter.
07:40I sort of guessed that when you painted my house.
07:46I mean, I paint art.
07:50Like, on a canvas, in a frame.
07:54Seriously?
07:55I went to art school in Paris.
07:56And my professor had a beret, so you know he was good.
08:03Wow.
08:06So now you're painting my bathroom?
08:10Yeah.
08:12That sucks.
08:13But I've been blocked for the past year.
08:16Blocked?
08:17Yeah.
08:17I mean, I keep trying to start new pieces, but nothing comes.
08:22It's driving me crazy.
08:26Mom, I'm sorry things aren't going well.
08:28But I'm glad you told me.
08:32See, we're getting to know each other.
08:35And we wouldn't have if we'd spent the whole night in bed.
08:37Yeah.
08:38And now I'm creatively and sexually frustrated.
08:45First dates are awesome.
08:46Geez, Roberta, I know you hate to throw anything away, but do you have the garbageman bringing
08:55you stuff now?
08:56Pardon my French, but what's French for kiss my ass?
09:00So you said Dave has a secret.
09:02Now, how are you getting that from this?
09:04It's just a bunch of phone numbers.
09:05Yeah, maybe just a bunch of numbers to you, but to a savvy sleuth with a keen eye and the
09:10nose of a bloodhound.
09:11Yeah, yeah, you're Miss Marple with a bum liver.
09:14So, what's he hiding?
09:16Let me walk you through it.
09:18Around the first of every month, Dave gets a string of calls, five or six, from this number
09:22in Boston.
09:23They're all short, 10, 15 seconds.
09:25My guess is he's not picking up.
09:26Somebody's leaving him messages, you know, bugging him.
09:29Once a month, huh?
09:30Yeah.
09:31My guess it's a next wife looking for her alimony.
09:34Except it's not.
09:34You see this?
09:36After a few days, he always calls back.
09:38And who, you ask, is he calling?
09:42A hospital in Boston.
09:43It's the office of Dr. Samuel Heller, psychiatrist.
09:52So, once a month, Dave whines about his life to a Beantown head shrink.
10:02Big whoop.
10:02Oh, I looked up your Davies doc on the web.
10:06He's not your garden variety shrink.
10:08He's a renowned psychiatrist and published author with a very specialized field of expertise.
10:17And that, my dear Watson, is your neighbor's little secret.
10:21Oh, lap of luxury, how I've missed sitting in you.
10:41Oh, I can't tell you how nice it is to hear the sound of children's laughter in this house.
10:58You know what I was thinking?
11:00Why don't you all stay the weekend?
11:02Oh, we'd love to.
11:03I can't.
11:04Why not?
11:06Celia's birthday party is Sunday.
11:08We've got to get ready for it, remember?
11:09What's to get ready?
11:10You buy a $9 sheet cake and fling a pinata over a tree and bam, party time.
11:15But, I don't have a change of clothes.
11:18My nephew left a whole closet full of old clothes.
11:21I'm sure something will fit you.
11:23Well...
11:24Carlos, just nod your head, because I ain't leaving this pool.
11:28Oh, good.
11:28It's settled.
11:30Oh, Gabby.
11:31Your margarita's getting low.
11:32I'll send Brandon out with a fresh one.
11:39What are you doing?
11:40What?
11:40You heard the woman.
11:41She wants children's laughter.
11:42And I want the lobster the chef is serving for dinner.
11:45It's a win-win.
11:45I just don't feel comfortable with this.
11:47Why not?
11:48I mean, look at this place.
11:49It's like Shangri-La.
11:51Wow, you're right.
11:53The pitch black I see here is much more dazzling than the one at home.
11:56What is your problem?
11:58My problem is that it's a bad idea to mix business and pleasure.
12:01Says the man who massaged her into an orgasm.
12:04Even more reason to keep some professional distance.
12:07Carlos, she is just a lonely old woman yearning for some friendship and human contact.
12:11And I, for one, am happy to be that human.
12:17Mrs. Solis, your margarita?
12:21Oh, shoot.
12:22I can't reach it.
12:34Hey, guys.
12:44Sorry I'm late.
12:45Hey.
12:45You bring beer?
12:46Was I supposed to?
12:47No.
12:48Tom was supposed to.
12:49Gosh.
12:50Sorry.
12:50I thought the two cases I bought Monday would have lasted more than one rehearsal.
12:54Boys, we're better off not drinking today.
12:56We've got a lot of work to do and only one week to do it.
12:59What are you talking about?
13:00We are playing Battle of the Bands at the White Horse.
13:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:05Uh, Dave, Battle of the Bands isn't for amateurs.
13:11You've got to audition.
13:13Uh, we don't.
13:14Edie's got a real estate buddy whose husband owns the club.
13:17You're kidding.
13:18We're playing an actual gig.
13:20In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance?
13:24Well, this is fantastic.
13:25Yes.
13:26But that means the pressure's on.
13:28We've got to really rehearse our cover stuff and we need an original song.
13:33I don't know anything about songwriting.
13:35I know a little bit.
13:36No, you don't.
13:39It's fine.
13:40Mike and I will write something.
13:41You got a little time later?
13:42Not tonight.
13:42I got plans.
13:45Plans?
13:47What's her name?
13:51Can we just rehearse, please?
13:53You know, I heard that Susan and Jackson broke up.
13:56I heard they got back together.
13:57It's not, Susan.
13:58Stop guessing.
14:00Also, get lives.
14:02Whatever, Mike.
14:03Just so long as you're having fun.
14:09Hey, who said you'd turn the board around?
14:13Get back here.
14:14Come out.
14:14Just come out here and show me some moves.
14:17Sorry to bother you.
14:18Just wanted to see if you needed anything before I go off to bed.
14:22No, we're good.
14:23Sure you don't want to order margarita number 12?
14:25I'm sure you don't want to shut your pie hole.
14:27It's so cute how you two bicker.
14:30Carlos, how do those pajamas fit you?
14:32They're perfect.
14:33I hope your nephew doesn't mind that I was wearing them.
14:36He'll never know.
14:36We're estranged.
14:40Oh.
14:40Okay.
14:44Anyway, we're good, so have a nice night.
14:48Oh, what's that?
14:51Some animated thing.
14:52I love animated movies.
14:54The girls wanted to watch it, so we're kind of having a family movie night.
14:58Oh, that sounds like fun.
15:02My heavens, is that penguin surfing?
15:06Gee, I don't know.
15:07Can't really see the screen anymore.
15:10Oh dear, I'm being rude.
15:12That's okay.
15:13Hey, that's better.
15:26Did she just crawl?
15:27Oh yeah.
15:27And so there I was in ninth grade, and my boobs had not made an appearance.
15:38I was desperate.
15:40Yeah, let me refill that for you.
15:42And so that's when I got caught stuffing at the pep rally.
15:46And six months later, kaboom, I was voted prom queen.
15:51Nice work, girls.
15:58Stop that right now.
16:00What?
16:01The sex music.
16:02Turn it off.
16:03That's not sex music.
16:11We are not having sex until date number four, and this is date number two.
16:15I know what it is.
16:18It's just that you look so hot in these pants, and your hair smells so good.
16:23And your eyes...
16:27Ah!
16:27Look, I made you dinner.
16:28Come on.
16:30Jackson.
16:30I braised beef for you.
16:32Do you know what a pain in the ass it is to braise me?
16:35Okay, do you know how sad it makes me to know that you only braised it to boink me?
16:40You're supposed to be asking me questions.
16:43The point of all this was to get to know each other better.
16:45How is it going to make our relationship stronger for me to know that in the fifth grade they sent you to the therapist because you wouldn't stop chewing your hair?
16:53You know, that was hard for me to share.
16:56And the fact that you just make light of it, you know, I am calling the second date officially over.
17:01And you know what?
17:04I was going to let you feel me up over my blouse, but now, nada.
17:08I was going to let you know each other.
17:14So, before we wrap up here,
17:41we still need some chaperones for the junior prom.
17:44Aunt Schilling is coordinating the volunteers and she could really use some help.
17:50Nobody?
17:57I know we're all busy, but this is important.
18:02We want our kids to have fun, but let's face it.
18:05If we don't keep an eye on them, God only knows what kind of trouble they'll get into.
18:13Helen?
18:14Marjorie?
18:15You'll help?
18:16Fantastic.
18:17Thanks, guys.
18:20Hey, Lynette.
18:21Do these meetings keep getting longer or do they just seem that way?
18:37I don't know.
18:38So, how's the family?
18:44I haven't seen Penny in so long and all the kids are getting so big now.
18:50I guess the boys will be going off to college soon.
18:53Ah!
18:54Lynette!
18:55Lynette!
18:56I know everything.
18:57Okay?
18:58Look, I'm sorry, but it's important for you to understand.
19:10I love Porter.
19:11Ah!
19:12Ah!
19:13Ah!
19:14Ah!
19:15Ah!
19:16Ah!
19:17So do I.
19:18And if you ever lay a hand on him again, you will find out just how much.
19:23Oh, Brie, I've got good news.
19:38Me too.
19:39You go first.
19:40I hired a girl to replace that thief, Charlie.
19:44Oh.
19:45Well, are you sure she's trustworthy?
19:47Well, she comes with a strong recommendation from the head of the local FBI office.
19:52Her father.
19:53Who's Mormon?
19:54Well done, Orson.
19:57Your turn.
19:58Oh!
19:59The New Christian Reader just published an advance review of my cookbook.
20:03Listen!
20:04Mrs. Vandekamp's colorful stories of her upbringing show her upstanding values,
20:09but her recipes are sinfully delicious.
20:12They gave me four halos.
20:15Then I think this is appropriate.
20:17Holy cow!
20:20I have to admit I had some reservations about us working together,
20:24but this has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
20:27Mmm.
20:29We're quite a team, aren't we?
20:30Yeah, the best part is we get to see each other all in the time.
20:33Mm-hmm.
20:34I know, which makes the hardest part, keeping my hands off you all the time.
20:39Mm-hmm.
20:40Mm-hmm.
20:41Oh!
20:42Orson!
20:43You can't be serious.
20:44Hear?
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:46This kitchen is the birthplace of our triumphs.
20:49What better place to celebrate them?
20:51Mm-hmm.
20:52Mm-hmm.
20:54Oh!
20:55Oh!
20:56Honest counters.
20:57Hard on my head.
20:58You want me to stop?
20:59No.
21:00Get me an oven mitt.
21:01Right.
21:03Oh.
21:04Much better.
21:07Rise and shine, girls!
21:08Rise and shine!
21:12Oh, my God!
21:13What are you doing?
21:14Gaby, it's fine.
21:15We're just doing a little art project.
21:18I told the girls they could decorate the room any way they wanted.
21:23I'm making a castle.
21:24It's stupid!
21:26No, you're stupid!
21:27You're both stupid.
21:29Stop it!
21:30I mean, Mrs. Hildebrand, this is really nice of you, but why would you want to ruin your
21:34beautiful room?
21:35Oh, it's not my room anymore.
21:37It's their room.
21:39What?
21:40Yes, it's the room they'll be staying in whenever you come to visit.
21:43They're getting new TV, bunk beds.
21:47I'll have it ready by the time you get here next weekend.
21:50Oh, next weekend, uh, Carlos and I have plans.
21:57Well, I bet the girls don't.
21:59I'll send a car for them.
22:02I don't think that's such a good idea.
22:05How about it, girls?
22:06Want to spend next weekend here?
22:08Yay!
22:09Thank you, Mrs. Hildebrand.
22:11Oh, what did I tell you?
22:13Sorry.
22:14Thank you, Grandma.
22:15Grandma.
22:17Come.
22:25Grandma.
22:26She told them to call her Grandma?
22:27Yeah.
22:28That's why we're leaving.
22:29After you told her we'd stay all weekend?
22:30How are we going to do that?
22:31I don't know.
22:32Make an excuse.
22:33Say you have some blind thing you have to go to.
22:37We have to be very careful here.
22:39This woman has a lot of pull at the country club.
22:41Plus, we've got that Europe trip coming up.
22:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:44We're not going to Europe with Grandma Nut Chop.
22:46I'm not walking away from $100,000.
22:48We need that money.
22:49Carlos, it's not worth it.
22:50She's really starting to freak me out.
22:53Damn it, Gabby.
22:54I told you it was dangerous getting chummy with the client,
22:56but you wouldn't listen.
22:57You had to stay for the lobster.
22:59Hey, I seem to remember some melted butter on your bib, too.
23:02Now, how are we getting out of here?
23:04She knows we've got Celia's party tomorrow.
23:06I'll tell her we have to go shopping for that.
23:08Everything will be fine.
23:10Sorry, I had to wait for my folks to go to the store before I could sneak out.
23:22What's wrong?
23:27Are you okay?
23:28I am.
23:29I don't know what to do.
23:32About what?
23:33Let me help you.
23:35It's just all such a mess.
23:37Wait.
23:39Is this about my mom?
23:40Did she do something else to you?
23:42Did she call your husband?
23:45No.
23:46Well, then what?
23:47Tell me.
23:48I'm pregnant.
24:12Hey, do you mind if I cut out early today?
24:15I don't see why not.
24:16I mean, everything's pretty much done here.
24:18You can go now if you'd like.
24:20Thanks.
24:25Hey, Drew, you look handsome.
24:27Do I?
24:28Great.
24:32Something wrong?
24:34You remember Charlie, the kid you guys fired for stealing?
24:37Well, he called and asked how you could prove it.
24:40And I said, we've got a surveillance tape, Scuzzball.
24:44Well, guess who stole the surveillance tape last night?
24:48That does it. We're pressing charges.
24:51You might want to hold off on that, because according to Charlie, the surveillance tape is also a sex tape.
24:57What?
25:02Yeah, he said it shows a couple really going at it.
25:06So, any idea who those crazy kids might be?
25:11Oh, dear God.
25:13Yep. I kind of thought so.
25:15How could this be happening?
25:18Before anything got serious, I made a point of turning the camera off.
25:22Wait, I turned it off, too.
25:24I didn't see you do that.
25:26No, you were looking for the olive oil.
25:28Obviously, you turned it back on.
25:34We need to, um, get that tape back.
25:37Yeah, well, break out your checkbook, because he wants two grand for it.
25:40Two thousand dollars?
25:42Yeah, or he's going to post it on YouTube.
25:44What are we going to do?
25:46Well, first you need to decide what your porn names are going to be.
25:49Okay, this is not a joke.
25:50My book comes out next month.
25:52My old-fashioned traditional cookbook.
25:55This could ruin me.
25:57All right, Brie, we'll just pay him.
25:58No!
25:59I refuse to pay blackmail to some hooligan who's stolen from us twice.
26:08Andrew.
26:10All my life, I have done my best to teach you.
26:13To respect God and the law, and never to harm another living thing.
26:20I want you to forget every one of those lessons if it'll help you get that tape back.
26:25Wow.
26:27So, carte blanche.
26:30Uh, within reason.
26:32We are not condoning arson, or violence, or-
26:35Arson?
26:36Don't cramp the boys' style.
26:39Alright, so, you're not a-
26:40You're not a-
26:42I'm not a-
26:43I'm not a-
26:44I'm not a-
26:45You're not a-
26:46I'm not a-
26:47I'm not a-
26:49I'm not a-
26:50I'm not a-
26:51I'm not a-
26:52Hey, sweetie, now, don't forget to make a wish.
26:56Yeah!
26:57Happy birthday!
27:00Happy birthday!
27:10Virginia!
27:11What, uh, are you doing here?
27:13I came to give Celia her birthday gift.
27:16Well, she's a little busy with her friends right now,
27:19so just give it to me and I'll make sure she gets it.
27:21Oh, I'm afraid that won't be possible.
27:24You see, for my present, I'm going to take her to a shop
27:27that sells the most exquisite antique dolls
27:29and let her pick whichever one she likes.
27:32Well, she's not going to leave her party to go buy a doll.
27:35Of course not. I'll wait on the porch till it's over.
27:38Look, I'm sorry, but I don't want you driving off with my daughter.
27:42Well, you know she'll be safe with me.
27:45But if you'd feel better joining us...
27:47You sure are making this hard.
27:49I have tried to be nice, but I am running out of polite here,
27:53so I'm just going to say, knock it off.
27:55I'm sorry.
27:57Knock off what?
27:58This whole creepy, clingy, I'm your grandma routine.
28:02But I've come to feel like a grandmother to the girls.
28:04In three days.
28:05That's the creepy part.
28:07What a hurtful thing to say.
28:09Especially given how generous I've been to your family.
28:12Yeah, too generous.
28:13It's like you're trying to buy us or something.
28:15Well, we're not for sale, so just back off.
28:18Who do you think you're talking to?
28:21You wicked, ungrateful girl.
28:25You're not the first greedy bitch who's tried to bleed me dry and then wash her hands at me.
28:29Okay, we're done here.
28:30Goodbye.
28:34Am I not making myself clear?
28:36Get off my property!
28:37Gabby!
28:38What's going on?
28:42I came to buy Celia a doll.
28:45I believe you've heard Gabby's response.
28:48Virginia, please.
28:50Allow me to apologize?
28:52I think it's a little late for that.
28:53Thank you for a wonderful third date.
29:09And I'm glad that you're back on board with our plan.
29:12Yeah, I don't really think I'm starting to get something out of it.
29:15Oh, pop quiz!
29:17Why did Tim Beale stop talking to me in eighth grade?
29:21You told Erin Connors about her nose job.
29:23Right!
29:25What time is it?
29:26Uh, 10.48?
29:28No.
29:29It's sex time.
29:31Huh.
29:31Hmm.
29:32Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:34What?
29:34Susan, stop.
29:36We're not having sex till the fourth date, remember?
29:38Jackson, look at me.
29:40I'm tipsy.
29:41I'm horny.
29:42I'm easier than a five-year-old's homework.
29:49I'll call you tomorrow.
29:53The forehead?
30:00I hate to say anything, Stan, but you are president of the country club.
30:09You need to know that the way Carlos touched me during my last massage, well, let's just
30:16say it was highly inappropriate.
30:19And that kind of behavior is a liability the club can't afford.
30:22Good.
30:27I appreciate you taking care of it.
30:30Hello.
30:40Uh, hello.
30:41Is this Dr. Heller?
30:42Speaking.
30:42Who's calling?
30:43I'm Maggie Card, Hilltop Insurance.
30:45We have an applicant for a new term life insurance policy, and he lists you as a previous care
30:50provider.
30:51I was hoping to verify his medical history.
30:54The name's Dave Williams?
30:55Dave Williams?
30:56I don't know a Dave Williams.
30:57Well, sure you do.
30:58You call him every month.
31:00How would Maggie know that?
31:02I'm guessing.
31:03Who is this?
31:05Uh, hi.
31:06Dr. Heller.
31:07I'm, uh, Lindsay Thorne.
31:09I'm, uh, Maggie's supervisor, and she's confused and about to get fired.
31:13And, uh, we just need you to confirm for our records that you're treating a man named David
31:18Williams.
31:19What is your Medicare ID number?
31:23Um, I'm not sure.
31:24We're in the process of converting to the metric system.
31:29I don't know who this is, but are you aware that what you are doing is illegal?
31:36Okay, look.
31:36We're just trying to get some info on this guy.
31:38He just moved to Fairview, and he's really creeping people out.
31:41You're in Fairview?
31:44Yeah, why?
31:45Does that mean something to you?
31:51No, I'm just trying to get all the info I need when I contact the federal authorities
31:56to let them know that.
32:02Well, we really screwed the pooch on that one.
32:05Yeah, back to the drawing board.
32:07Can I Irish that up for you?
32:10It's noon somewhere.
32:11You got the tape!
32:19How did you manage that?
32:20Orson, we don't need to know.
32:22No, you don't.
32:23But it's kind of amazing what you can get a bunch of bikers to do for a case of beer.
32:27Oh, my.
32:28Well, I better destroy this.
32:30Actually, you may want to watch it first.
32:32Why?
32:33I'm embarrassed enough as it is.
32:35Humor me.
32:36I'll queue it up.
32:37You watched it?
32:38Well, I had to make sure it was the right disc.
32:41Here, just watch a little bit.
32:45Oh, dear God.
32:45I can't look.
32:47Really, Andrew?
32:47Wait.
32:52Bree, that's not us.
32:53What?
32:54Well, who is it then?
32:56Wait, wait.
32:57You flip sir in just a sec.
32:58This is where it gets good.
33:05Catherine!
33:06And Mike.
33:07Just so you know, I'm never eating anything that comes out of that kitchen again.
33:23Jackson!
33:23Jackson!
33:34Hi.
33:35Hi.
33:35I am declaring this our official fourth date, okay?
33:50The rules have been followed, and you may begin disrobing now.
33:56I'm kind of doing something right now.
33:59Okay, I just ran into your house half-naked.
34:04The only thing you should be doing is me.
34:07Ah.
34:09What is on your face?
34:11Is that paint?
34:13Are you painting again?
34:14Uh, yeah.
34:17I thought you were blocked.
34:18I was, but, uh, not having sex for a few days, kind of got my juices flowing in a different
34:25direction.
34:26So, uh, now, I really need to finish.
34:28So, you've broken through your creative log, Jim?
34:33Congratulations.
34:35Oh, why not celebrate by ripping off my clothes with your teeth?
34:38I can't.
34:40I'm not finished yet.
34:41How close are you?
34:43Because I can wait.
34:44Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, don't, don't look at that yet.
34:55That's me.
34:57Yeah, I, uh, it's supposed to be.
35:01That look on my face, I've seen it before, in the mirror, when I'm feeling, how do you
35:21know about that look?
35:26Well, I know a lot about you.
35:31I know your cheeks get red when people say you're pretty.
35:37I know that your eyes start to tear up whenever you talk about your grandfather.
35:45And I know that when you're really sad, you get that beautiful, haunted look that you try
35:55to shake off before anybody can see it.
36:01I can't believe I ever thought you didn't know me.
36:14Well, I guess I should let you finish this.
36:18I'm sort of missing hands.
36:20Hmm.
36:21Well, actually, that is one detail I could do some help with.
36:26Really?
36:26Unless you have a problem posing naked.
36:29Oh, come on.
36:32I think you know the answer to that.
36:42Hey.
36:43Hello, Catherine.
36:44Um, I thought you might want this videotape from our surveillance camera.
36:50Do we have a surveillance camera?
36:54Yes, in the, uh, test kitchen.
36:59Oh, my God.
37:01So, that means you saw me and...
37:03Mike.
37:04Yes, indeedy.
37:06Oh, I am so embarrassed.
37:10Oh, what you must think of me.
37:11Let's not dwell on it.
37:12Oh, I mean having sex in the kitchen.
37:15Where food's prepared.
37:16What kind of demented slut would do that?
37:17I said, let's not dwell on it.
37:23Thanks for bringing it by.
37:25Catherine.
37:26I'm sorry, but I just have to ask.
37:28You sure you know what you're doing?
37:31Meaning what?
37:32Meaning Susan is your oldest friend on this street.
37:36She divorced him, Bree.
37:38And she's seeing someone else.
37:40Why can't Mike do that?
37:42Because she's your friend.
37:43And we're women.
37:45We don't do that to each other.
37:46We don't do that to each other.
37:49Look.
37:52I've been alone for five years.
37:55I'm finally in a relationship.
37:56And you're trying to make me feel guilty?
37:58Is that what I saw on the tape?
38:00A relationship?
38:02I don't know what it is.
38:04All I know is...
38:06I'm having the time of my life.
38:10Fair enough.
38:11But just be careful.
38:12I mean, this is very complicated.
38:13I hate to see it end badly.
38:29Hey.
38:30Breakfast's on the table.
38:31Porter, this whole hating me thing that you've got going on right now, believe it or not, I get where you're coming from.
38:51I don't hate you.
38:53But one day, you are going to meet someone more appropriate.
39:01Someone who wants the same things that you do out of life.
39:05Then you are going to know what real love is.
39:08And when you do, I hope you will finally see where I am coming from.
39:20Yeah?
39:21It's me.
39:22Can you talk?
39:24Hey, Gary.
39:24I'm running kind of late.
39:25Can I call you later?
39:27Just listen.
39:29I can leave town Saturday.
39:32You have the money, right?
39:33Yeah.
39:34No problem.
39:34I love you.
39:51I know where you're coming from, Mom.
39:56And I want you and Dad to know that I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
40:01Good.
40:13I'll see you downstairs.
40:26Desire.
40:28It's an emotion designed to lead us astray.
40:31Persuading those who crave love to make foolish choices.
40:39Causing those who yearn for family to act out in anger.
40:45And when the pursuit of our heart's desire becomes an obsession, the best we can hope for
41:09is a caring friend willing to come along.
41:15Hi.
41:16I'd like to book the next flight to Fairview.
41:18And stop us.
41:20For lars.
41:21For lars, please.
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