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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Danielle came back home.
00:06Lynette was afraid for her children.
00:09It feels like I've ruined their childhood.
00:11Catherine's past.
00:13We know all about Chicago.
00:14Came back to haunt her.
00:15Oh good, we're in agreement. The fountain stays.
00:18Edie made threats.
00:19If the IRS gets wind of your rainy day fund, they could make me testify against you.
00:25But evasive action was taken.
00:30I want us to be together too, but I also want to feel good about it.
00:34And Gabby and Carlos ended their affair.
00:39Too late.
00:41Could you make it out to cash?
00:44As a little girl, Edie Britt was afraid of many things.
00:54And all the little boys in her neighborhood knew this.
00:58So they would wait for her with rubber snakes and croaking frogs and plastic spiders, hoping to make Edie scream.
01:09But once she was a big girl, Edie Britt was afraid of only one thing.
01:20That her lover might leave her.
01:23For someone else.
01:26And Carlos Solis knew this.
01:28So when he decided to go, he tried to do it quickly.
01:31What the hell is this?
01:34Mostly, to avoid her screaming.
01:37It just hasn't been working for a long, long time.
01:40That's a lie. We were happy.
01:42Come on. Let's not argue.
01:45I want us to end as friends.
01:46I bet you do.
01:47Given all I know about your finances.
01:52That's true.
01:53You know some of my secrets.
01:54But I'm betting you still care enough about me to keep them.
02:00All right.
02:01I won't say anything to anyone about your money in the Grand Caymans.
02:05On one condition.
02:08You have to tell me the truth about why you're leaving.
02:13The truth?
02:15Is there someone else?
02:18No.
02:19Thank you, Carlos.
02:25You made this a lot easier.
02:31Yes.
02:32Edie Britt had been forced to face her worst fear.
02:36And she now felt it was only fair.
02:40Hi.
02:41Um, I know a guy who's got millions in an offshore bank account.
02:46Who would I talk to about that?
02:49That Carlos should face his.
03:05Yes.
03:06It was that time of year.
03:09Halloween had come once again to Wisteria Lane.
03:13And no one was more determined to celebrate its arrival
03:16than the gay couple who had just moved in.
03:21So which of the neighbors should we invite first?
03:22It doesn't matter.
03:23They all hate us.
03:24Oh, Lee, that's not true.
03:25They hate you.
03:26I'm the butch one they can feel comfortable around.
03:27You keep telling yourself that.
03:29Let's start with Bree.
03:31She's got a gay son.
03:32I bet she's homo-friendly.
03:33Why?
03:33My mother has one and she's not.
03:39Hi.
03:40Oh, hello.
03:41We're just dropping by to let you know
03:43we're having a Halloween party.
03:44We'd love for you to come.
03:46Oh.
03:47Well, thank you.
03:48Orson and I would be delighted.
03:49Well, you can bring your whole family if you like.
03:51Is that your daughter?
03:55Odd, no.
03:56My daughter is in Switzerland at boarding school.
03:59Who is that?
04:00My son.
04:03Trying on his costume.
04:05He's going to be Cher this year.
04:06Okay, he's definitely invited.
04:15How many times have I told you
04:16to stay away from the windows?
04:18I'm bored.
04:18You won't let me go outside.
04:19Can I at least look?
04:21What's that?
04:22Oh, we've been invited to Bob and Lee's
04:24for Halloween.
04:25A costume party.
04:26Cool.
04:27Can I go?
04:28Are you insane?
04:30It's Halloween.
04:31I'll go as a pumpkin.
04:32You are two in three weeks.
04:33Until then, no windows and no parties.
04:36So, this is going to be fun.
04:41Will you help me with a costume?
04:44Sure.
04:46How familiar are you with pop icons from the 70s?
04:54Victor, it's me.
04:55I got your message.
04:57I've got to be honest.
04:58I'm very annoyed that you're not coming home today
05:00like you promised.
05:01I told you I have something very important to tell you.
05:04And I wanted to do it in person.
05:06But now you're not going to be home for another week.
05:08And I can't wait.
05:10Victor, I'm leaving you.
05:14I can't believe I'm ending my marriage
05:17on a hotel voicemail.
05:19This is very tacky.
05:21You're forcing me to be tacky, Victor.
05:23I'm not a tacky person.
05:24I am very, very classy.
05:26Oh, hang on one second.
05:27Hello?
05:30Hey, Carlos.
05:32Yeah, I can't talk right now.
05:32I'm breaking up with Victor.
05:34No, he's not here.
05:35He's in Washington.
05:37Yeah, okay.
05:37I'll explain later.
05:40Sorry about that, Victor.
05:42Uh, anyway, it's over.
05:44Uh, we both know it wasn't working.
05:47Uh, good luck on everything.
05:49And you don't have to call me back.
05:51Okay, bye-bye.
05:59I was surprised that my doctor
06:01suggested genetic counseling.
06:03I didn't have to do that with my last baby.
06:05Well, you were 26 when you had your last child.
06:09Now you're...
06:10Careful.
06:12Old enough to benefit
06:13from this particular branch of medicine.
06:16Nice save.
06:18Now, can we just skip to the part
06:19where you tell me what's wrong with my baby?
06:20Well, we don't know if anything's wrong.
06:23So we're just going over
06:24your family medical history
06:25just to be on the safe side.
06:28Okay.
06:29My Aunt Ella has arthritis.
06:32I have two cousins with webbed feet.
06:35And there's a whole lot of third nipples
06:36on my dad's side.
06:39Apparently, I married into carny folk.
06:41Okay, Mike, what about your family?
06:46Everybody's pretty healthy.
06:47My grandmother has epilepsy.
06:50My father had high blood pressure,
06:51but he's on medication,
06:53so it's fine now.
06:55What do you mean it's fine now?
06:56He's dead?
06:58No, he's not.
06:59What makes you think that?
07:01Because that's what you told me
07:02when we first started dating.
07:03Oh.
07:06Well, I'm sorry if I gave you that impression.
07:09It wasn't an impression.
07:10You said those words,
07:12my father's dead.
07:15It's complicated.
07:16How can it be complicated?
07:17He's either dead or alive.
07:19Does it sound complicated for you, Michelle?
07:22Oh.
07:22Um, well, I'm sorry.
07:24I got an emergency plumbing call.
07:27I'm going to have to do this later.
07:28Don't wait.
07:29Okay, so, um,
07:37Mike's grandmother's epileptic?
07:39Yeah.
07:41But apparently his dad can rise from the dead.
07:43So let's hope the baby gets that gene.
07:51Hey!
07:52How'd the pet scan go?
07:53She was a real trooper.
07:5420 minutes inside that tube.
07:56She didn't complain once.
07:57In a couple of days,
07:58we'll know if you beat this son of a bitch.
08:00Hey, Dr. Rushton is very optimistic.
08:03Fantastic.
08:04He's the best.
08:05Hey, what do you say
08:06I ditch work
08:07and I take you to that tight place
08:09for lunch, Lynette?
08:11Is that a hole?
08:12What?
08:14In the garden there?
08:15Has something been digging in there?
08:17Oh, it might be a possum.
08:20I saw one the other day.
08:22You saw a possum
08:23and you didn't tell me?
08:24Didn't know it was front page news.
08:26Well, we got to do something about this.
08:29And we will.
08:31So do you want to bring the kids
08:32or would you prefer
08:32a gloriously romantic lunch with just me?
08:35I can't eat right now, Tom.
08:36I've got to go to the garden center
08:37and get some fencing.
08:39God, this is annoying.
08:41Can't believe you didn't tell me
08:43we have a possum.
08:43I can't eat right now.
09:13Oh, you're up.
09:23I was just going to try not to wake you.
09:25Did you really think
09:26I was going to let you
09:26crawl in bed next to me
09:27without an explanation
09:28for your bizarre behavior?
09:30Well, what good's a dream
09:32if it's not a little unrealistic?
09:34I don't care what the issues are.
09:36You don't deny
09:37your own dad's existence.
09:38My father's in prison for murder.
09:46So can you see why
09:47I might have wanted to lie about him
09:49on a first date?
09:51Oh, my God.
09:55He's in jail for murder?
09:57Yeah.
09:59He's doing life without parole.
10:00Do you see him?
10:07I mean, do you have
10:07a relationship with him?
10:09Visit a few times a year.
10:15Well, I've got to meet him.
10:17No, I don't think
10:18that's such a good idea.
10:19Well, he's your father.
10:20I should know him.
10:21And besides,
10:22that genetic counselor said
10:23we should gather data
10:24about your family's history.
10:25Maybe your dad knows
10:26something you don't.
10:27I mean, I should meet him
10:29for the sake of our baby.
10:32Yeah, fine.
10:34We'll go see him.
10:44Mom!
10:46We're going to bake you a cake
10:47when the doctor says
10:47your cancer's gone.
10:49Great.
10:49Here, grab this.
10:53What's this stuff for?
10:54You know that possum
10:55that's been ruining our garden?
10:57Yeah, me and Preston Dano's
10:58cruffles.
10:59Don't give him a name.
11:00He's not going to be
11:01around much longer.
11:03You're not going to hurt him,
11:04are you?
11:05Honey, I put up a fence
11:06and he burrowed right under it.
11:08The man at the garden center
11:09said these are crafty creatures
11:11and there's only one way
11:12to stop them.
11:13So you're going to kill him?
11:16Sweetie, let me ask you something.
11:18If you had to choose
11:19between Mommy's beautiful garden
11:21and a gross, mean, dirty possum,
11:24what would you pick?
11:27Scruffles.
11:29Okay, we're done talking here.
11:33You're sending me back
11:34to the convent?
11:35Well, you certainly
11:36don't seem happy here
11:38and I thought maybe
11:38you were missing the nuns
11:40and the other girls.
11:41Oh, whoopee.
11:42Knocked up sluts
11:42and celibate freaks.
11:43Start the party.
11:46Whatever.
11:46I don't care.
11:47I just want this thing out of me.
11:54You know, Danielle,
11:55I just want you to be aware
11:57that giving up this baby
11:59might be harder than you think.
12:01It won't be a problem, trust me.
12:03Well, you say that now,
12:04but once you've held your child
12:06and felt that rush of love,
12:08it can change you.
12:11Please, I hate this baby.
12:13What has it done but make me fat
12:14and ruin an entire year of my life?
12:17I'm just saying,
12:18if I were you,
12:19I might be feeling...
12:20Stop!
12:21Who says I have to feel
12:22the same things you'd feel?
12:23I'm nothing like you.
12:25You always say that
12:27like it's something
12:27to be proud of,
12:28but the day I see
12:29even a glimmer of myself in you
12:31is the day that I realize
12:33you finally started to grow up.
12:36Well, don't hold your breath.
12:39No one's second thought,
12:41do.
12:42Do.
12:42Hello, Gabrielle.
12:50Oh!
12:53Milton, you scared me.
12:56I thought you were in Washington
12:57with Victor.
12:58I was.
12:59I got to the messages first.
13:02Oh.
13:03You can't leave him, Gabrielle.
13:05Well, if he really wanted me to stay,
13:07he would have come here himself
13:08instead of seeking Daddy on me.
13:11Oh, Victor hasn't heard the message.
13:13I erased it.
13:14Oh, great.
13:15Now I have to break up
13:15with him all over again.
13:17You know,
13:18there's a lot of talk
13:19about Victor running for governor.
13:21A divorce on the eve of the campaign
13:23could be quite damaging.
13:27And you flew all the way here
13:29to twist my arm.
13:31No, I had something
13:32a little more subtle in mind.
13:35Milton, there is no amount of money
13:37that is wow.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You start tacking on those zeros,
13:41it gets hard to stop.
13:43Hold on.
13:46This check is dated for next year.
13:48Exactly.
13:49If you want this money,
13:50you're going to have to stay married
13:51to my son for the next 13 months.
13:54Huh.
13:55And isn't there an election
13:56around that time?
13:57My son is destined for greatness.
14:01He will be governor.
14:02He could be president.
14:06And you're going to make sure
14:07he goes straight to the top,
14:08aren't you?
14:10Sometimes greatness
14:12needs a little nudge.
14:17What do you mean
14:17there's nothing there?
14:19I'm sorry, Ms. Britt.
14:21I checked the number
14:22you gave me three times.
14:24That offshore account
14:25simply doesn't exist.
14:27Where is that $10 million?
14:34What $10 million?
14:36Give it a rest, Carlos.
14:37You moved that money.
14:39First of all,
14:40I deny having any illegal money,
14:42let alone moving it.
14:44Why are you talking like that?
14:46I don't know.
14:46I thought you might be wearing a wire.
14:49You're paranoid, you know that?
14:50Well, don't I have reason to be?
14:52Now, why would you care
14:53what the money is
14:54unless you were planning
14:54on using it against me?
14:56Oh, God.
14:57You think you are so clever.
15:00Well, you're not.
15:00In fact, you,
15:02you are the stupidest man
15:03I've ever met.
15:04You have no clue
15:06who you're dealing with.
15:07But believe me,
15:08you're going to pay
15:09for what you've done to me, Carlos.
15:11This game is not over.
15:12Actually, it kind of is.
15:15And if you hadn't noticed,
15:17I won.
15:28Bray.
15:30Lynette, I was just thinking about you.
15:32Did you get your test results yet?
15:34Huh?
15:34Oh, the PET scan.
15:36No, not till tomorrow.
15:37Listen, I need your help.
15:39There's a possum in my garden.
15:40Ugh, I hate possums.
15:42Not as much as me.
15:43I put out poison,
15:45but it ate around it.
15:46I got one of those
15:46humane traps,
15:47but all I trapped
15:48was penny.
15:49How can I help?
15:51I want a gun.
15:54Really?
15:54I thought you were
15:55one of those liberal gun haters.
15:57That was the old Lynette.
15:58The new Lynette
15:59kills the possums
16:00and lets God sort them out.
16:02Well, unfortunately,
16:03our bleeding heart town council
16:05forbids us from using live ammo
16:06in our own backyards.
16:08Wusses.
16:09I suggest you get an air rifle.
16:12It won't kill it,
16:13but it'll sting it enough
16:14to keep it away for good.
16:16Perfect.
16:17Where can I get one?
16:18Try, um,
16:19Gun City on Route 6
16:20by the Baptist Church.
16:22Tell them I sent you
16:22and they'll give you
16:23a nice discount.
16:24All right.
16:25What's so urgent?
16:35Can't say hello to a girl?
16:37Yeah, but we had a deal.
16:38We weren't going to see each other
16:38for six months.
16:40Oh, uh,
16:41yeah, about that.
16:43What if we make it 13?
16:46No, just go with me on this.
16:48What I'm about to propose
16:51will give us
16:52total financial freedom
16:53and help conniving billionaires
16:56dream come true.
16:59Whoa.
17:00What's this for?
17:01Milton Lang doesn't want me
17:02to leave Victor
17:03until after he runs for governor.
17:05Once the election's over,
17:06ka-ching!
17:08So basically,
17:09you're taking money
17:11to sleep with a man
17:11you don't love.
17:14Gee, if that were a job,
17:15what would you call it?
17:16I don't have to sleep with him.
17:19Just stay with him
17:20for political reasons.
17:22It's basically a modeling fee
17:24for a 13-month photo op.
17:27Absolutely not.
17:29Carlos,
17:30you're not working right now
17:32and you know
17:33we'll never be happy
17:34if we're broke.
17:35We need this.
17:41What if we didn't?
17:43Huh?
17:43What if I had some money
17:46stashed away?
17:49Okay, remember a few years ago
17:51when I was in business
17:51with Tanaka?
17:52I was always afraid
17:53that he was going to
17:54double-cross me.
17:55Which he did.
17:57But before he did,
18:00I skimmed a little
18:01off the top.
18:03How much is a little?
18:06Ten million dollars.
18:08You embezzle
18:09ten million dollars?
18:10Actually, now it's only
18:17about 9.5.
18:18Cost me half a mil
18:19to hide it from the government
18:20and certain other people.
18:22Oh, wait, wait, wait.
18:24If this is Tanaka money,
18:26then you had it
18:27when we were married?
18:30Okay, I can sense
18:30where you're going with this.
18:31Which also means
18:32you had it
18:33when we got divorced.
18:34Look, if I told you about it,
18:35you'd take me to the cleaners.
18:36Carlos, we were married.
18:39I was entitled
18:40to half of everything
18:41you embezzled.
18:42Look, we're back together now.
18:44What does it matter?
18:45It matters that you lied to me.
18:47I can't trust you.
18:49Gabby!
18:50If I can't trust you,
18:51I don't think I can be with you.
18:52Oh, come on!
18:54I'm serious.
18:55After everything
18:55I have been through?
18:57No!
18:57No, get out!
18:58Gabby, you should be
18:59happy right now.
19:00I have millions of dollars
19:01and I want you to be with me.
19:03Oh, so you want me
19:04to sleep with you
19:05and take your money.
19:06Gee, if that were a job,
19:07what would they call it?
19:24Thanks, kid.
19:27Bearclaw?
19:28Uh, no.
19:29Thank you, Nick.
19:30So, uh, Mike said
19:32you had some
19:32medical questions for me?
19:34Um, yes, the, uh,
19:38genetic counselor
19:39wanted to know
19:40a couple of things.
19:45Um, is there any cancer
19:48in your family?
19:50No.
19:51Great.
19:52Uh, diabetes?
19:55Mm-mm.
19:56Wonderful.
19:56Who did you kill?
19:58Couldn't have covered
20:03this in the car?
20:05I thought she should
20:06hear it from you.
20:14I killed my boss.
20:17Huh?
20:18Okay.
20:19He wasn't my boss
20:20when I met him.
20:21He was just another guy
20:22on the loading dock
20:22like me.
20:23A supervisor's job
20:25came up
20:26and, uh,
20:27we were both
20:27angling for it.
20:29And then Arnie,
20:30that was his name,
20:32he went to
20:33the head of the company
20:34and told him
20:35some lies about me
20:36and he got the job.
20:40So you killed him?
20:41No.
20:42I stood about it
20:44for a few weeks.
20:45I'd see Arnie
20:46walking around
20:47with that smirk
20:48and, uh,
20:49and that tie.
20:50And I thought
20:51to myself,
20:51you know, Arnie,
20:52you don't deserve
20:53that job.
20:54You don't deserve
20:55that tie.
20:56And you don't deserve
20:57to live.
20:58So you killed him?
21:00No.
21:01I confronted him.
21:02I said, Arnie,
21:03what you did
21:03wasn't right.
21:05He just laughed
21:05in my face
21:06and said, uh,
21:07what are you
21:07gonna do about it?
21:13Then I killed him.
21:16Uh,
21:17and how did you...
21:21With the tie.
21:22I thought it was
21:23a nice touch.
21:29Well, now you know.
21:30I thought it was
21:42a nice touch.
21:43I thought it was
21:44a nice touch.
21:45Yeah.
21:45Oh, what did he go?
21:46Whatever.
21:47It's okay.
21:50Hey, Adam, Catherine, or should I say Frankenstein, and Marie Antoinette.
22:05Nice.
22:06You came as a self-important queen who lost all her power.
22:09Isn't that a bit on the nose?
22:13Lee making jokes about a queen.
22:16Isn't that a bit ironic?
22:17You two look adorable.
22:25And who are you supposed to be?
22:28Cher, the beloved pop diva.
22:30It was my mom's idea.
22:32You know, the woman who freaked when she found out I was gay.
22:39Oh, my God, is that Danielle?
22:44I expressly forbid her from coming tonight.
22:46Who does she think she is?
22:47Apparently, you.
22:53Danielle, you're back!
22:55I'm not Danielle.
22:56I am Brie Vandekamp-Hodge.
22:59Oh, no, no, no.
23:01No hugs, please.
23:02I'm uncomfortable with needless displays of emotion.
23:05Your costume looks great.
23:07It's so real.
23:08Oh, I could swear I felt a kick.
23:09You stop that, baby Hodge.
23:11We do not kick people unless they're servants.
23:16Why didn't you tell me she was home?
23:18Oh, it's just a quick visit.
23:19She's driving back tomorrow.
23:22To Switzerland?
23:22Let's go get some cake, dear.
23:31What do you think you're doing?
23:33Exactly what my mother wants.
23:35You did say to be more like you, right?
23:37That's not what I meant, and you know it.
23:38And as for your little imitation of me, I don't sound anything like that.
23:44Danielle?
23:46Who are you supposed to be?
23:47Really, Karen, I don't think our lord is amused when we make light of witchcraft, and you might use a coaster.
23:57Oh, I get it.
23:58She's you.
24:04I just don't see how he could not feel bad about it.
24:09I don't want to talk about this anymore.
24:17You know, I expected to meet a guy that was wracked with remorse, and instead, I'm looking across the table at this...
24:27Person.
24:28He's a person.
24:30Yeah.
24:31An evil person.
24:33No.
24:34He's a good guy who did an evil thing.
24:36There's a difference.
24:37Well, I don't see one.
24:39Look, he snapped.
24:40It happens.
24:41People snap.
24:42I did.
24:43I killed a guy.
24:44You killed a crooked cop who was coming after you.
24:47That's self-defense, and even so, you regret it, right?
24:49Yes, of course.
24:51Well, that's my point.
24:52When good people snap, they feel bad about it.
24:55Your dad doesn't.
24:56Susan, why are you getting so worked up over this?
24:59I don't know.
24:59It just bothers me.
25:02I mean, my God, Mike.
25:05He's your dad.
25:07Yeah, I know.
25:10And this conversation is exactly why I told you he was dead.
25:17Lynette?
25:20Honey, are you out here?
25:24Tsss.
25:27Is that for the possum?
25:30Yeah.
25:32Now he's playing mind games with me.
25:35But I laid out some Halloween candy.
25:37Pretty soon he'll get hungry, and when he does,
25:40trick or treat.
25:42Lynette, I think you should come inside and lie down for a little while.
25:59No way.
25:59He's here, Tom.
26:01I can tell.
26:04Okay.
26:05Now you're scaring me.
26:06Why?
26:08Look at yourself.
26:09You've declared jihad on a possum.
26:15This is not a joke, Tom.
26:17Something has attacked our home.
26:18And when that happens, you don't just stand by, you fight it.
26:22Screw this creature that has come into our lives uninvited and is trying to destroy us.
26:30It will not defeat me.
26:32You do what you need to do.
26:50So, Bri, have you, uh, picked a name for the baby yet?
27:06Not yet.
27:07But I'm thinking you're not good enough if it's a boy,
27:09and you'll always disappoint me if it's a girl.
27:12Okay.
27:19You made your point.
27:20Now go home.
27:21Are you kidding me?
27:22This is the most fun I've had in eight months.
27:23Do not test me, young lady, or I will drag you out of here myself.
27:26You make a scene?
27:27Ha!
27:28That's a laugh.
27:31What's wrong?
27:33I think my water just broke.
27:34Oh, dear heavenly Lord.
27:41Hey!
27:42What happened to my rug?
27:46Danielle!
27:47We agreed to say that to the end of the night.
27:50The best part of the costume is she pops the water balloon when people aren't even looking.
27:57Orson.
27:58Andrew.
28:02I think we can make it to the hospital.
28:06I don't think so.
28:07It's coming.
28:08Okay.
28:08Everybody in the house.
28:09Now.
28:09Not on the couch.
28:19I just had it reupholstered.
28:20Andrew, take your sister into the kitchen.
28:22Get some towels, boil some water.
28:24Everything is going to be fine.
28:25I'm a doctor.
28:26You're a dentist.
28:27What if there are complications?
28:30Should an emergency arise, we will simply call an amulet.
28:33A what?
28:35Ambulance.
28:36How many rum punches did you have?
28:38There was punch in that rum.
28:39I am going back to get Adam.
28:45Bree.
28:46Bree, what's wrong?
28:47I need your services as a doctor.
28:49But before I tell you what's going on, I need you to promise that what you're about to learn will be kept in strictest confidence.
28:54Does this have anything to do with the pregnancy you've been faking?
28:56Okay, you're almost there.
29:05Danielle, you're doing great.
29:07Where's your baby?
29:07Are they home?
29:16The lights are on.
29:17Here it comes.
29:23If they're not home, then what's that?
29:25Probably just a tape they put on to scare us.
29:28Well, you know the rule.
29:29If we don't get our treat, they get a trick.
29:32Come on.
29:41Okay.
29:42How are you feeling?
30:12Tired?
30:16Did Adam leave?
30:18Uh, yeah.
30:19And he promised that no one would ever know what happened here tonight.
30:24That's good, I guess.
30:30Is he okay?
30:34He's perfect.
30:35He's, um, he's all cleaned up now, if you, if you want to hold him.
30:44I don't think he's yet to try.
31:05I don't know.
31:07I don't know.
31:08He's so tiny.
31:33He looks just like you, Dad.
31:38Do you want to be alone with him?
31:48Do you want me to go?
31:52What should I do?
31:52You should take him.
31:57Are you sure?
32:02Sweetheart, do you feel like you're making a mistake?
32:13No, it's the right thing to do for everyone.
32:26Especially him.
32:39But you're right.
32:43It's awful.
32:56I'm going to sleep now.
32:59Okay, baby.
33:06It's okay.
33:15Here we go.
33:17Susan, hey, it's me.
33:30Sorry to leave this message on your machine, but can you tell the other girls I'm going
33:38to be by myself for a while?
33:40I'm just going through some stuff and need to think.
33:46Um, oh God, that's my car ready to take me to the airport.
33:51So I'll tell you everything when I get back.
33:53Okay?
33:54Love you.
33:55Bye.
33:57This is nice.
33:59I didn't order a stretch, but I'll take it.
34:05Victor.
34:06I tried reaching you at the house, but the maid said you'd moved out.
34:09I took the next flight home.
34:10What's going on?
34:12Well, I'm sort of leaving you.
34:16Well, I guess sort of is better than definitely.
34:19What do I have to do to make it absolutely not?
34:22I'll do anything.
34:23Just tell me.
34:24Victor, it's not that simple.
34:26We have major problems, and you never have time to talk about them, let alone fix them.
34:30Well, I guess I better make some time.
34:33Let's see.
34:35There's this weekend.
34:38There's next week.
34:41The week after.
34:42Look at that.
34:43I've got a whole month.
34:45You busy?
34:46Victor, I know you're only doing this because a divorce would hurt your run for governor.
34:51What if I don't run?
34:54You mean that?
34:58The governor's mansion is my father's dream.
35:01You know what my dream is?
35:04You.
35:06Don't run away, Gabby.
35:10And if you do, please, take me with you.
35:23So, where's Mike?
35:27At the motel, I slipped out without waking him.
35:32I've been up all night thinking, and I have something to say to you.
35:38No.
35:40I don't believe you.
35:42I don't believe that you could kill a man and not regret it.
35:47Why do you care?
35:50Because I am carrying a baby that has your genes.
35:55If my doctor told me that there was something wrong with this baby, something physical, I could handle that.
36:00I would probably even love it more.
36:03But if my baby was born without a conscience, without a soul, I don't know what I would do.
36:11You think I don't have a soul?
36:14If you can't feel the tiniest bit of remorse overtaking a human life?
36:19No, I don't think you do.
36:26If I were to think about what I did, really, think about it.
36:32Lay awake nights, trying to remember the look on that guy's face when I strangled the life out of him.
36:41Pretty soon I'd go crazy.
36:46I should go.
36:49You know what I do regret?
36:52What I did to Mike.
36:55What did you do?
36:57He was a real popular kid.
36:59Everybody liked Mikey.
37:02Then when I got sent away, suddenly the whole town just thinks of him as the son of a murderer.
37:12Got some pretty serious demons as a result.
37:19I'm not sure that kind of darkness ever truly goes away.
37:23Well, you're wrong.
37:25He's happy.
37:27He's got a good job and a wife who loves him and a baby on the way.
37:30I had a lot going for me, too, before I threw it all away.
37:36Just keep an eye on him.
37:42Edie, if you're looking for Gabby, she just left for her yoga class.
37:53Yoga?
37:55Is that what she told you?
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59I know how angry and humiliated you must feel.
38:02But don't take it all out on Gabby.
38:06Carla seduced her.
38:08He hated you for taking his wife.
38:11So he decided to make a fool out of you.
38:22I'm sorry.
38:23I know how angry and humiliated you must feel.
38:26But don't take it all out on Gabby.
38:29Carla seduced her.
38:30Carla seduced her.
38:31He hated you for taking his wife, so he decided to make a fool out of you.
38:42I think he deserves whatever is coming to him, don't you?
38:48Hey!
38:49Hey!
38:50Hey!
38:51Hey!
38:52Hey!
38:53Quiet!
38:54She's napping.
38:55Finally.
38:56How'd you get her to do that?
38:58I made her a margarita.
39:00The tequila did the rest.
39:03It's Dr. Rushton.
39:09Her oncologist?
39:11Hey.
39:12Hey.
39:13Hey, Dr. Rushton.
39:16What are you doing here?
39:20Well, so much of my job is delivering bad news that I really wanted to tell you this in person.
39:27Lynette, I got the test results back.
39:29You're clean.
39:31Are you sure?
39:33Lift notes are completely clear.
39:35Congratulations.
39:36I knew it.
39:37I knew it!
39:38Did you hear that?
39:40Did you hear that?
39:41This is so amazing.
39:42I'm gonna go get the kids.
39:44Hey, Doc.
39:45You look like you need a margarita.
39:47And even if you don't, I ain't drinking alone.
39:49You look so good.
39:50Let me come and get home.
39:51You look so hungry.
39:52Don't you want to eat?
39:53Help me?
39:54I'm serious.
39:55You're with me, miss.
39:56You're dining.
39:57You've got a lot of friends here.
39:58Come on.
39:59She's not sitting here.
40:00Let me eat the car.
40:02Take the car.
40:03Take your car.
40:05Take the car.
40:06Take your car.
40:07Take your car.
40:08Take your car.
40:09Take the car.
40:10Take your car.
40:11Take your car.
40:12Take your car.
40:13Take your car.
40:14Take your car.
40:15Take the car.
40:16Take care.
40:47I'm sorry.
41:02No, no.
41:17There is much to be afraid of in this world, but what we fear has nothing to do with gruesome
41:29masks, or plastic spiders, or lifelike monsters.
41:36No, it's the thoughts in our head that terrify us the most.
41:47What if she comes to regret her decision?
41:53What if he really is unhappy?
41:59What if the chance for love has passed forever?
42:05How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
42:09We start by reminding ourselves, what does not kill us, just makes us stronger.
42:16How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
42:32How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
42:48How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
42:55How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
43:05How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
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