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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Old friends fought
00:05You knew that Julie was in trouble and you chose not to come to me
00:10New lovers lied
00:13Where did you get it Brie?
00:14She bought it
00:15I'm assuming
00:16Yes, at that little antique store down on Pearl Street
00:19Sorry, we sell furniture
00:21She must have gotten it somewhere else
00:23And suspicion was born
00:25Do you know where Catherine was the night that Julie was attacked?
00:30Julie Meyer was having trouble sleeping
00:36You see, every time she closed her eyes
00:41She dreamt of her neighbor
00:45They met when she came to tutor his son
00:49Later, a chance encounter at a cafe
00:53Led to hours of conversation
00:57He asked to see her again
01:01And again
01:04And again
01:07And the next thing Julie knew
01:10She was having an affair
01:13With a married man
01:15But then
01:17After a close call
01:19She came to her senses
01:21And told the man it was over
01:24Unfortunately for Julie
01:33Some men
01:34Can't take no for an answer
01:37Can I come in?
01:38Can I come in?
01:47What?
01:48That's it?
01:49Is that simple for you?
01:50You have to leave now
01:51Come on, come on
01:52Let's just talk about this
01:53There is nothing to talk about
01:54You just go
01:55Yes there is
01:56Come on, talk to me, huh?
01:57Lynette!
01:58Hi!
01:59What's up?
02:00I'm just dropping off that band candy your mom bought from Penny
02:01Everything okay?
02:02Yeah, everything's fine
02:03Um, Mr. Bolin was just leaving, right?
02:04Yeah, I guess I was
02:05Hey, Lynette
02:06Hey Nick
02:07What was that about?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09Well, I don't mean to pry
02:10It's just
02:11When I was walking up
02:12I heard you two arguing
02:14I was just talking about
02:15You just dropping off that band candy your mom bought from Penny
02:17Everything okay?
02:19Yeah, everything's fine
02:20Um, Mr. Bolin was just leaving, right?
02:21Yeah, I guess I was
02:22Hey, Lynette
02:23Hey, Nick
02:25What was that about?
02:26What do you mean?
02:28Well, I
02:30Don't mean to pry
02:31It's just
02:32When I was walking up
02:33I heard you two arguing
02:34He's the guy
02:40The guy?
02:41The guy I was
02:43Having the affair with
02:45No
02:47No
02:48Why did you tell me this?
02:50You asked
02:51Why not lie?
02:52I'm late for work
02:53I would've bought anything
02:54Look, don't freak out, it's over
02:56Not for me
02:57Now I have to tell your mom
02:59No you don't
03:00She was pissed when I didn't tell her you might be pregnant
03:03If I don't tell her about this, I'm dead
03:05Oh, come on, Lynette
03:06I am serious
03:07She already shot Catherine
03:09Now she's got a taste for blood
03:10There's no reason to tell her anything
03:12I broke it off weeks ago
03:15Then why was he here?
03:17He wants me to take him back
03:19He threatened to tell his wife
03:21He doesn't care
03:22He says he loves me
03:23Oh, honey, you're smart enough to know that that's a lie
03:26Right?
03:27Right?
03:34I keep trying to get over him
03:36But then he comes over here and he says all this stuff and I just get so confused
03:44Listen to me
03:46I will handle this
03:49Really?
03:50And you, you won't tell my mom
03:54No, I won't
03:59Thank you
04:02That night, for the first time in weeks, Julie Meyer would sleep well
04:08Unfortunately, Lynette Scavo would not
04:12The Fairview Homeschooling Workbook was created to help parents teach their children
04:30It's colorful
04:32Very entertaining
04:34A bit challenging
04:37And guaranteed to make teaching fun
04:40Pick that up or I will knock you into next week
04:46I hate fractions
04:47I don't care, you still have to learn them
04:49Why?
04:50Fractions are boring
04:52Okay, fine
04:54Let me make it more interesting for you
04:57Say I take Mrs. Doolittle, your favorite doll
04:59And I chop her into thirds
05:01I bury one third in the yard
05:03I put another third down the garbage disposal
05:05How much of Mrs. Doolittle do you have left?
05:08You're not gonna hurt her, are you?
05:09It depends on how you answer the question
05:13Gabby, can I see you for a sec?
05:22What is going on?
05:24I'm teaching math
05:25By threatening her toys?
05:27Well, maybe teacher's a little tired, okay?
05:29It's not the only thing I have to do around here
05:31I also have to cook and clean
05:32Okay, I hear you
05:34It isn't fair that all this falls on you
05:37I'll get you some help
05:39Thank you
05:40We'll get a housekeeper
05:41What?
05:42No, no, no, I'd rather have a tutor
05:44You'd rather scrub toilets than teach your daughter?
05:46Well, at least the toilets won't talk back
05:48Gabby, she just had to leave her school and all her friends
05:51And now her mother's gonna abandon her and leave her with some stranger?
05:54I don't think so
05:55No, but...
05:56No buts, Juanita needs you right now, you're doing this
06:04Don't worry, your doll's safe
06:07I'm gonna chop anything off, it's gonna be something of your daddy's
06:11So you're saying you won't even talk to her?
06:14No, we already interviewed Mrs. Mayfair
06:17That's when you thought Danny Bolin had attacked Julie
06:20You treated her like a witness
06:22Now you need to treat her like a suspect
06:24Look, Miss, we're not trying to dismiss your concerns
06:26But women don't commit this kind of crime
06:28They tend to keep at a physical remove from their victims
06:32Vehicular assaults, poison
06:34Well, maybe Catherine was thinking outside the box
06:38Hey, did you get any mail?
06:42Yeah
06:44Look, I was skeptical too
06:46But she does have a motive
06:47She hates Susan
06:49Well, that's a motive to attack her
06:51Well, maybe Catherine saw Julie taking out the garbage
06:55And thought it was me
06:57She mistook you for a 23-year-old?
06:59I'm sorry, Mrs. Delfino, but unless you've got actual evidence
07:05We're gonna keep assuming that this is a random incident
07:09And that your daughter, thankfully, survived
07:12Damn it! They forgot the pickle!
07:15What is with this place?
07:17Is there anyone here that understands a woman can be a psycho killer too?
07:21Uh, maybe I can help
07:23You want me to take this one?
07:25How about it?
07:26How about it?
07:28Thank you so much
07:30So how about I take a look at your file?
07:32I will swing by tomorrow
07:34And I'll get your statement then
07:36Great!
07:38Well, it's nice to know that someone cares about justice more than pickles
07:45Come on, Mike
07:48Are you sure you want this case?
07:53Because I've got a serial killer here that might be more fun
07:57Nah, she and I go way back
08:00Mm-hmm
08:02She doesn't remember me now
08:04But she will
08:10Wish you hadn't committed us to this
08:11Why, they're our neighbors
08:13And they've been asking us for weeks
08:14I'm not a fan of Angie Boll
08:16And she can be very forward
08:18I like her, she's earthy
08:20Takes a real interest in people
08:21Yes, last week she asked me how much my dress cost
08:23And did I still get visits from my Aunt Flo?
08:26Well, I believe that's a euphemism
08:28I know what it means
08:30By the way, I stopped by that antique store today
08:33The one where you said you bought that brooch
08:35Oh?
08:36Yeah, I thought I'd get you a replacement
08:38If you gave yours to Susan
08:39But the owner said they don't sell jewelry there
08:42Just furniture
08:44Well, that's odd
08:46I must have confused that store with the jewelry shop on Maple Street
08:50Yes, I remember now, that's where I bought it
08:55Hey, look who's here
09:02My goodness, another course?
09:04Oh, my Grandmama Belly always said
09:06If the men can still button their pants
09:07Dinner ain't over yet
09:08Is the brajule amazing or what?
09:10I have to admit I've never had this before and it is quite tasty
09:12Oh, thanks, Ellen
09:13Hang on a sec
09:15We don't want to stay in that gorgeous blouse
09:16I'm actually a very neat eater
09:17Oh, hey, when Nick here starts twirling his pasta, nobody's safe
09:23I did get some friendly fire from the meatball earlier
09:25I'm glad we're finally doing this
09:26You two are hard to pin down
09:27Well, we've been incredibly busy
09:28Oh, I'll bet, especially since Catherine wigged out and you had to give her the boot
09:29You know, if you need someone to replace her, you could do a lot worse than Angie
09:30Oh?
09:31Yeah, her Grandma Bumbelli had the best restaurant in Little Italy, taught Angie everything she knew
09:32Oh, I'm glad we're finally doing this
09:33You two are hard to pin down
09:34Oh, I'll bet, especially since Catherine wigged out and you had to give her the boot
09:37You know, if you need someone to replace her, you could do a lot worse than Angie
09:38Oh?
09:39Yeah, her Grandma Bumbelli had the best restaurant in Little Italy, taught Angie everything she knew
09:44I mean, if you're looking for help
09:48Well, if your food is all the best, then you're going to be a good one
09:50I'm glad we're finally doing this
09:51You two are hard to pin down
09:52Well, we've been incredibly busy
09:53Oh, I'll bet, especially since Catherine wigged out and you had to give her the boot
09:54You know, if you need someone to replace her, you could do a lot worse than Angie
09:55Oh?
09:56Yeah, her Grandma Bumbelli had the best restaurant in Little Italy, taught Angie everything she knew
10:00I mean, if you're looking for help
10:05Well, if your food is all this good
10:08We're not hiring
10:10Sorry
10:12Okay, it's just a thought
10:15You sure, Bree?
10:18She said no
10:20No, I'm just saying, you don't know what you're missing
10:23Nick, she's had four courses, she knows what she's missing, now zip it
10:26Don't bite my head off, I'm just trying to help
10:29What, by embarrassing our guests?
10:35Just ignore him, okay?
10:38It's your idea to cook for
10:42Thank you!
10:43Now they're going to think that I don't cook for people unless I have an angle
10:48I am so sorry
10:55Now look at them
10:56They're wishing they hadn't come
10:57No, we're having a fluffy time
10:59Perfect!
11:00Now you're making our guests lie
11:03I'm going to go stir the sauce
11:08I'll get more wine
11:10We're going to need it
11:12Just curious, how many more courses?
11:17Three
11:18Orson, I never thought I'd say this to you again, but please unbutton your pants
11:31Okay, if you have half a cabbage and someone gives you a quarter cabbage, how much cabbage do you have?
11:38None, because I hate cabbages and I wouldn't take them
11:41Fine, they're balloons
11:43There's no such thing as half a balloon
11:46Well there is a such thing as half an allowance, which is what you're going to get if you don't start to focus
11:51Why can't I just use a calculator?
11:53Because you have to know this stuff
11:55If not, you're going to end up scrubbing other people's toilets
12:00Sorry
12:03Look, if you finish this page, we'll go get some ice cream
12:05How's that sound?
12:06I don't want to have ice cream with you
12:17I'm going to get some air
12:19Will you make sure she doesn't move from the table?
12:26What do you call this again?
12:28Ah, foie gras mousse
12:30Tastes so elegant
12:32Don't you think it's elegant?
12:34It's okay
12:36Would you like to sample something else, Mr. Vitale?
12:39Some salmon en croat, or perhaps some cocoven?
12:42I've got anything I can pronounce
12:44You don't need to pronounce it, you've just got to wipe it off your shirt
12:49If you want to end up on a plate next to the salmon, keep it up
12:52I'm sorry we wasted your time
12:54My husband doesn't understand elegant food, he's an ignoramus
12:56Hey, this ignoramus is throwing you an anniversary party for 500 people
13:02500 you say?
13:05Let's sit down and figure something out, because I would really love to cater this party
13:11Look, you seem like a nice lady, it's just that our guests are coming in from the Bronx
13:15They don't know from fancy food, it's more of a sausage and peppers crowd, I'm sorry
13:20I could make you brajoule
13:25You can do brajoule?
13:27Yes, and uh, gnocchi and tortelloni and lasagna verde
13:33But none of that stuff's on your menu
13:35That's because they're family recipes from my grandmother Bombelli
13:40You're Italian? You don't look it
13:42Papa was Irish, I may get my hair from the O'Rourke side but my stomach, she's all Bombelli
13:49If you give me this job, I will feed your family my Strakota till the men can't button their pants
13:56Now that's what we're looking for, you're hired
14:02I feel better
14:06Alright, let's get back to it
14:12Hold it, you got all these problems right?
14:16You cheated, didn't you? Confess
14:19No, Ivana helped me
14:21Who's Ivana?
14:22That's me
14:24We met when you handed me this pocket and the rack
14:27Oh, yeah, right
14:29Sorry, you helped her?
14:32I told her to look at fractions like a big chocolate cake
14:36The bottom number is the whole thing, and the top number represents how many slices
14:40Well, I should have known cake would make everything come into focus
14:44Mass is my specialty, I have a PhD in engineering from the University of Bucharest
14:49But it means nothing in the American job market, so...
14:53Wow, a doctor, impressive
14:57Oh, the upstairs bathroom has a bunch of hair stuck in the drain, can you take care of that?
15:02Sure
15:03Mom, this next page doesn't make sense, I need help
15:13Doctor!
15:15I'm thinking that drain can wait
15:24Nick
15:26Hey Lynette, perfect timing
15:28I was just thinking about busting open a bottle of wine
15:31Well, actually, I'm here to talk to Nick
15:34I was admiring your roses and I was hoping you could give me a few pointers
15:38Honey, you hear that? People asking us for gardening tips
15:41We are officially suburban
15:45So, wine?
15:47Uh, you go ahead
15:49Thanks though
15:50No
15:51So, here's the key
15:53You, uh, you cut going away from the bud at a 45 degree angle
15:57I know about you and Julie
16:01For God's sakes, you're twice her age
16:04Okay, Lynette, this is none of your business
16:06No offense
16:08None taken, but...
16:10You know who might be offended? Her father
16:12If Carl finds out, he's gonna come over here and cut your buds off at a 45 degree angle
16:17Yeah, thanks for the warning
16:19I mean it, if you don't stop bothering Julie, you will be sorry
16:22Happy gardening
16:24Hang on a second, hang on, hang on
16:26Hey, Julie said I was bothering her?
16:28Did she also tell you that she started this whole thing?
16:31She came after me
16:33There are two sides to every story
16:35Yeah, well, your side is married
16:39Look, I tried to resist
16:41She just wore me down
16:42Talking about how she never met anybody like me
16:45She never felt this way before
16:46She's been jerking me around since the day we met
16:48I don't care
16:50Just leave her alone
16:51Yeah, alright, alright, fine
16:52Hey, hey
16:55If I find out you told anyone about us
16:58You're the one who's gonna be sorry
17:02So, like I said, you wanna water the roses, you know, a few times a week
17:05Don't get anything on the foliage
17:07That's how they get diseased
17:09Hey, thanks, baby
17:10Thanks, baby
17:24You okay?
17:28I think I might know who strangled Julie
17:40Hey, good timing, I'm putting dinner on the table
17:45I thought the housekeeper was supposed to start today
17:48She did, and she's fantastic
17:54And her family escaped from Romania with practically nothing
17:57What were they fleeing from? Cleanliness?
18:00Well, I didn't wanna just go work at her the first day
18:04We needed time to bond
18:05Okay, so when does she start bonding with the dishwasher?
18:09Daddy, look what I did! Fractions!
18:12Alright, so Mommy taught you how to do fractions
18:16Mommy didn't? Ivana...
18:18Ivana! Take all the credit myself!
18:21Can you believe her?
18:23After all the work I've done
18:25Let's go teach you some manners
18:26Let's go teach you some manners
18:31So the best they can figure, the attack happened around 11.30 that night
18:36Now, people saw Kathryn leaving the wedding in the afternoon
18:40And no one saw her again until the next morning
18:44So, you have to wonder
18:49Um, I'm sorry, but aren't you gonna write some of this down?
18:52You totally don't remember me, do you?
18:55Oh my gosh
18:57No, sorry, uh, can I get a little help?
19:01Denise
19:03Denise LaPera
19:07Of course
19:11A little more help, please
19:13Fairview High, I used to sit behind you in Mr. Parson's English class
19:17Oh my God, I am such an idiot! Denise LaPera
19:23LaPera
19:25LaPera
19:27Oh, wow
19:29Mr. Parsons
19:32Pitstain Parsons
19:34Oh gosh, I wonder what ever happened to him
19:36Yeah, I actually arrested him a few years back
19:39Twice, drunk driving
19:41He got a little aggressive, I had to use my taser
19:45Part of me was like, zzzzt
19:48And that's for Beowulf
19:52That's good times, yeah
19:54Good times
19:56The good times just keep rolling for you, huh, Susan?
19:59I mean, look, she got a handsome husband
20:02And two beautiful children
20:04And a lovely home
20:06Oh, well, how about you, Detective LaPera?
20:10LaPera
20:11LaPera
20:12LaPera, uh, I, you know, you have done very well for yourself
20:17Professionally, maybe
20:19But I'm living in my mother's basement
20:24Oh, I'm sorry, uh, divorced?
20:28Never married
20:30Dating anyone?
20:32No, but I did bowl a 179 the other night
20:36And you're a detective
20:41So, back to Catherine, uh, is there anything else that you need to know?
20:49No, I'm good
20:51I'll just head over there now and nose around and see if she has an alibi
20:56Oh, actually, uh, Denise, one more thing
20:59Um, this is a very tight-knit community
21:02And I'm afraid if Catherine finds out that I'm the one that accused her of this
21:06Things could get ugly
21:08Ah, we wouldn't want that, would we?
21:10Exactly, so maybe you could just say it was an anonymous tip or something
21:15Sure
21:17Thanks
21:19Oh, say hi to your mom
21:20We don't speak
21:24Oh, look, what a nice gift
21:27That's the least I could do to thank you for that marvelous dinner
21:30Oh, please, we should be thanking you for not walking out when me and Nick started screaming at each other
21:34Oh, it was just one course, the rest of the meal was extremely quiet
21:38God, you are so tactful
21:41Do you think you could teach me some of that?
21:44And take away that earthy charm? I wouldn't think of it
21:46Listen, Angie, I have this friend coming to town next week and I would love to serve her that dinner you made for us, if you don't mind sharing your recipes
21:57Oh, gee, I would love to help, but Grandma Bumbelli was real strict about not sharing the family recipes
22:03Oh
22:05Please
22:07This friend just loves good Italian food
22:11Take her to Piccolino, their food is good
22:13Um, this friend, she doesn't really go to restaurants anymore, not since the fire
22:21People stare so...
22:24Oh, my God, that's awful
22:27You know what? Grandma would want this woman to eat well
22:30Hold on
22:31Okay, we got the gnocchi, the lasagna verde, the sordolone, the braggio, the straccato, arancini, and the polenta cake
22:43But, I'm making a big exception here, so promise you won't go passing these around
22:50Trust me, I will treat these recipes as if they were my own
22:54She has been over there a long time, hasn't she?
22:59Man, are there enough photos of you in this yearbook?
23:03Wow
23:05Do you still have this cheerleading outfit?
23:07Mike
23:08Mike
23:09I just thought if you put it on, it might jog your memory
23:14Alright
23:16Looking at Denise's photo might do the trick
23:20Hey, here she is
23:22Yikes, hair in the 80s, what were you girls thinking?
23:25Oh my God, Moose
23:27Too much Moose, if you ask me
23:28No, the animal, that was her nickname
23:32Oh God
23:34Oh God
23:35What's wrong?
23:37This Moose, LaPera
23:40She was the only girl that hated me in high school
23:43Why?
23:44I may have mentioned to Beth Porter that she had a laugh like a moose
23:50You gave her the nickname?
23:51No, I just made that comparison
23:53Beth is the one that got the entire school to go
23:55Whenever she walked by
24:00And she hates you because of that?
24:03And also, I kind of stole her boyfriend
24:08Kind of?
24:11She spent all senior year in love with Mark Malone
24:14And they went on like one date
24:16And Mark noticed me and dumped Moose to ask me out
24:20So the guy who came after you, wasn't your fault
24:23Clearly you were never a high school girl
24:24Moose was convinced that I stole Mark from her
24:27Just like Catherine is convinced that I
24:30Oh my God
24:32I sent her over there
24:34It's like a meeting of the I Hate Susan Club
24:37What am I going to do?
24:39This was a long time ago
24:41Nobody holds a grudge that long
24:43He may be right
24:48Look at this
24:50I think
24:52She might be arresting Catherine right now
24:56That is a perp walk
24:58She is taking Catherine on a perp walk
25:02Looks more like a perp hug
25:07What's going on?
25:09What is she doing?
25:11I think she is showing us how long someone can hold a grudge
25:15Monita, I was thinking
25:17After you and Ivana finish your school work
25:19Would you like to go see a movie with me?
25:21There's the two of us
25:23Cool, can we have Junior Mints for dinner?
25:24It wouldn't be a movie if you weren't throwing up candy on the ride home
25:34Hi, can I help you?
25:35Hola, I'm Cristina
25:36From Happy Housekeeper
25:38Oh, oh, there must be some mistake
25:41Our mate is Ivana
25:43I request Ivana
25:44Where's Ivana?
25:46My English not so good
25:48It's okay
25:50It's okay
25:52It's okay
25:54It's okay
25:56It's okay
25:58It's okay
26:00It's okay
26:01It's okay
26:03It's okay
26:05It's our new cleaning lady
26:06Gracias por venir
26:08Would you excuse us one moment?
26:11Un momento
26:14What do you mean new cleaning lady?
26:16Where's Ivana?
26:17I called the agency and had them send over someone else
26:20What?
26:21Why?
26:23Because Ivana sucked
26:24And not in that good vacuum sort of way
26:26Hey, cut her some slack
26:27She's Romanian
26:28Hey, when your people are being chased into Argentina by angry Cossacks
26:31Maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important
26:34Argentina
26:36How about you stick the fractions and I'll teach Juanita geography
26:42Gracias
26:47How do you feel about teaching math to seven year olds?
26:50My English?
26:52Not so good
26:53Not so good
26:54Yeah, I know
27:00Knock knock
27:04Angie, what are you doing here?
27:05Oh, your shortbread was so good I made you a batch of my pinoli cookies
27:09How incredibly thoughtful of you
27:11Hey, I smell marinara
27:13Are you cooking my food for your friends?
27:14Yes, and I am way behind
27:16Oh no, let me help you then
27:20Wow
27:21You sure got a lot of sauce here
27:24A lot of potatoes too
27:26This is all for three people?
27:36Well, with food like yours, who wouldn't want leftovers?
27:44Vitaly anniversary party?
27:46Arancino, gnocchi, brajol
27:48You were stealing my recipes for a catering job
27:52I wanted to serve foie gras
27:53The client demanded pasta
27:55So you come running to me with some sob story about a burn victim who can only be healed by money, got?
28:00What?
28:01I admit that was a bit tacky
28:02I let it cancel for that woman
28:04If you think about it, it was a huge compliment
28:08And the compliment is that my food is good enough for your business, but I'm not
28:13I would never say you weren't good enough
28:16Of course you wouldn't
28:17You're tactful
28:18But you know what?
28:19I'm not
28:20Which is why I can say that you're a two-faced, condescending bitch who will never make a nickel off my dead grandma's brush hole
28:25Put in two other cookies!
28:33That's insane
28:34I know this is hard for you
28:35It's impossible
28:36It couldn't have been Nick
28:37How can you be so sure?
28:39It was dark
28:40You told the police you couldn't see who attacked you
28:42This doesn't make any sense
28:43He loves me
28:44Exactly
28:45And you broke up with him, honey
28:46This is something we have to consider
28:48Well, I can't consider it, okay?
28:51I just can't
28:55Julie
28:58Look, we watched you grow up
29:00You're like a daughter to us
29:02We can't stand by and do nothing
29:08So?
29:09You're gonna talk to the police no matter what I say?
29:12I think we have to
29:20It just couldn't be him
29:25You?
29:29What are you doing here?
29:30The agency gave me this address
29:32Please, Ivana, I need you to come back
29:34Your husband told the agency that I'm a lousy housekeeper
29:37You never told him what I was really doing
29:40The agency almost fired me
29:42You have to leave
29:43No, no, no, no, no, wait!
29:44Wait!
29:45I need you!
29:46I need you!
29:47I need you!
29:48Ow!
29:49See?
29:50She needs you
29:51She has a test tomorrow
29:52And when I teach her, one of us ends up in tears
29:54Don't make me teach my baby
29:56I'm sorry
29:57I have floors to scrub
29:58Forget scrubbing!
29:59Ivana, you have a gift
30:00Share it with the world
30:01Starting with my daughter
30:04What about the floor?
30:05You missed a spot
30:32Got a minute?
30:35This really isn't a good time
30:38Ooh
30:39New key
30:44Mmm
30:45Tasty
30:47Don't patronize me
30:48Angie's are light as air
30:50Mine are like little shot puts
30:53Well, perhaps this will cheer you up
30:56I went to that jewelry store on Maple
30:59And look what I found
31:01You like it?
31:02I told you
31:03I don't have time for this
31:05You know what's odd
31:06I asked them about the first broach
31:07But they said they had
31:08Oh for God's sakes, Orson
31:09Would you just stop it?
31:11I have told you again and again
31:12I want a divorce
31:13Do you think you can change my mind with trinkets?
31:16I don't want jewelry
31:17I don't want romantic gestures
31:19I want out
31:21No, would you please leave me alone
31:22Or for God's sakes
31:23I swear I'll throw something at you
31:25Just not one of the gnocchi
31:27Those things could put a man's eye out
31:28Sorry I'm late
31:34I had to take down some geezer in the ten items or less line
31:40Ivana, you should probably split before Carlos gets home
31:45Oh my
31:46Yeah, I got off work early so I let our cleaning woman go home
31:55Juanita, good job
31:56Let's knock off early today
31:58Okay daddy
32:08Did you hear that?
32:09I think Celia fell down
32:10Gabby
32:15I'm sorry
32:16I asked you for help
32:17I asked for a tutor
32:18And you said no
32:19Because you're her mother
32:21You should be able to set aside a few hours each day to teach your own daughter
32:24And I will teach her
32:26There's so many things I'm gonna teach her
32:28How to dress
32:29How to put on makeup
32:30I'll even show her how to get a boy to notice her
32:33That's stuff I know
32:34And we're gonna have so much fun
32:36But fractions and grammar and history
32:42It's just not my thing
32:44And she knows it
32:45And then she gets frustrated because I'm frustrated
32:49And it's ruining our relationship
32:52Come on Gabby, let's not exaggerate
32:57Carlos, she turned me down when I asked to take her for ice cream
33:04Holy
33:06I know
33:08I know, some moms are made to homeschool
33:10And I'm just not one of them
33:15Okay
33:16I get it
33:19We will figure something else out
33:21You won't have to homeschool her anymore
33:24Thank you Carlos
33:26You're welcome
33:29Can I keep the housekeeper?
33:31Absolutely not
33:32I know, I know
33:33I know, I know
33:36May I come in please?
33:37What now?
33:38Um, I just came to say I'm sorry
33:41What I did was wrong
33:42And those names you called me were harsh, but regrettably accurate
33:52I don't know if you'd even consider working for me now, but if you would, I would be honored to have you in my kitchen
33:56Well, well, well, well, you must be drowning over there
33:57All right, I'm drowning
33:58And you want me to save you
33:59Please?
34:00First
34:01Tell me this
34:02Why don't you like me?
34:03I like you
34:04I like you, I find you colorful and beautiful
34:05I like you
34:06I like you, I find you colorful and beautiful
34:07I don't know if you'd even consider working for me now, but if you would, I would be honored to have you in my kitchen
34:10Well, well, well, you must be drowning over there
34:14All right, I'm drowning
34:17And you want me to save you?
34:19Please
34:22First, tell me this
34:25Why don't you like me?
34:28I like you, I find you colorful and
34:33Oh, enough with the tact
34:40Fine, I...
34:42You make me uncomfortable
34:46I don't know how to respond when someone is as candid as you are
34:49You say whatever pops in your mind, you fight with your husband in front of guests
34:54Well, not everyone's marriage is as perfect as yours, Nancy Reagan
34:57My marriage is not perfect
35:02Oh, come on
35:04Arsene and I barely speak to each other anymore, we haven't shared a bed in three months
35:12Seriously?
35:18I never would have guessed
35:20That's the point
35:22Our problems are personal, we don't share them with the world
35:24But you can't seem to keep anything to yourself
35:31What?
35:34Trust me, honey
35:39If this one thing I know how to do is keep things to myself
35:42It's keep things to myself
35:51Well...
35:53There we are
35:55You think I'm vulgar
35:57Oh, excuse me, candid
35:59And I think you're a tight ass
36:04But you need help and I need a job, so...
36:08Let's get cooking
36:10You mean it?
36:13Thank you, Angie
36:15You're a lifesaver
36:20So...
36:21No sex for three months
36:23What do you do, sit on the dryer?
36:24Okay, now you're just goading me
36:26One ham on wheat, extra mayo, corned beef, lean, and of course, an entire jar of pickles
36:38What's this about?
36:40Honestly, I don't think this new detective is up to the job
36:45And I need a couple of seasoned pros with old school savvy and...
36:48Hello, Susan
36:50Denise
36:52Why don't you call me Moose?
36:54You know you want to
36:56Moose?
36:58Moose?
37:03Denise, I'm glad I ran into you
37:05I... I came down here to apologize
37:07No, you came down here to get me kicked off the case
37:10Okay
37:12One more thing to apologize for
37:14So, look, I really am sorry about Mark Malone, but that was ages ago
37:20And that guy had loser written all over him
37:23Hmm, he's the CEO of Malone Enterprises with a six bedroom home overlooking the lake
37:28Okay, the point is, I'd hate for our history to cloud your judgment in this case
37:37You think I'm behaving unprofessionally?
37:38Well, when you were leaving Catherine's house the other day, you two did look pretty chummy
37:48Well, it turns out we have a lot in common
37:50We both had boyfriends stolen by you
37:53I did not steal Mike
37:56Catherine just thinks that I did, which is why I'm betting she strangled Julie
38:00Yeah, well, she couldn't have because she was on the phone all night with her daughter
38:03And the phone records confirm it
38:04You sure?
38:06I know how to do my job, Susan
38:08In fact, I've discovered some interesting facts while investigating this case
38:14Is it true that on the evening of September 16th, at approximately 11.45, you shot Catherine Mayfair?
38:23What? That was an accident
38:26And you not reporting it was a crime
38:28Okay, um, let's not blow this out of proportion
38:34I hurt you, but you've got to get past this
38:37You can't keep blaming me for the way that your life turned out
38:41It's just, it's gonna make you bitter and miserable
38:45Like Catherine
38:47You need closure, Denise
38:50You have the right to be happy
38:52And you have the right to remain silent
39:00Here you go
39:02Hey Susan, you know what this is called?
39:05Closure
39:06Julie Meyer assault?
39:16We're not on that case anymore
39:18Detective LePere is handling that
39:20Why?
39:21Well, we have some new information to report
39:23The detective is out on a call at the moment
39:26This needs to be checked out right away
39:28What needs to be checked out right away?
39:30Did you guys ever talk to Nick Boland?
39:31The dad of the kid we arrested?
39:34Yeah, yeah, we talked to him
39:36I'm guessing he didn't mention that he and Julie were having an affair
39:39She broke it off right before she was attacked
39:44No kidding
39:49Hey babe, what's up?
39:52Good news, I am a working girl
39:55Bree asked me to join her company
39:57Yes?
39:58Hey, that's great
39:59Hey, you're still gonna cook for me, right?
40:02Are you kidding? You're my guinea pig
40:06Congrats
40:08Oh, and there was something else I needed to tell you
40:11Oh, right, right, right
40:12Cops called
40:13They wanted to know where you were the night that Julie Meyer was strangled
40:19What?
40:21Why would they be asking about me?
40:24I guess because you were having an affair with her?
40:26Look, I don't know what they told you
40:30They didn't tell me anything
40:32I've known for weeks
40:34Edge
40:36Don't
40:38Don't embarrass yourself
40:40Or me
40:41You did a stupid thing
40:43But
40:45I know you can't go anywhere
40:46And you know I can't go anywhere
40:47And you know I can't go anywhere
40:49So, you're gonna have to get past this
40:51I'm so sorry
40:53I've put you through a lot
40:56So you get this one
40:58But that's it
41:00You know I never attacked her
41:02And that is why I lied and told the cops you were with me the entire night
41:05So we okay?
41:09So we okay?
41:20Now we're okay
41:21The truth is
41:27The truth is
41:29There's only so much we can learn from books
41:33They can't tell you how to make your wife happy
41:37They can't tell you how to appreciate your neighbor
41:43They can't tell you if that man across the street is dangerous
41:56No, the only way to truly learn is from your mistakes
42:02Of course, if those mistakes land you in jail
42:07It might be nice to have a book
42:10To pass the time
42:11To pass the time
42:41This is instagram
42:50Once of the time
42:52I call on the family
42:56Thank you for laughing I have a feeling
42:58Get yourself up
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43:02Somehow you'll probably check out yourpopular
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