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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Principal Hobson just called and Juanita got accepted to Oak Ridge
00:06There was acceptance
00:08I like the blunt honor more than the cute honor
00:10So, you think I'm cute?
00:13A plea
00:13You have to let me help you or I am gonna
00:15Or you won't get into heaven?
00:18A breakdown
00:19Did you stab yourself?
00:21I have to get to fight!
00:22Please!
00:23And a confrontation
00:25I don't know how you feel, Lynette, because you never talk about it
00:29We lost a kid!
00:30How can saying this out loud be helpful?
00:38If you want to throw a successful dinner party
00:41There are certain rules that must be followed
00:44If the good silver is used, it must be polished
00:48If music is played, the volume should be low
00:53If the guests bring wine, it must be served
00:58And if the evening is to be truly successful
01:03There must be a toast
01:06To Lee, this dinner has been a total triumph
01:09And it's not over yet
01:13I made a fruit tart for dessert
01:15In case any of you are diabetic, let me just say
01:18It was nice knowing you
01:19No, seriously, this is how we lost his cousin
01:24Hey, Bob, where's the whipped cream?
01:27Oh, I totally forgot
01:29I was on my phone and I drove right past the store
01:31Of course, because it's something that I needed
01:33I was working all day
01:36If it was that important, why don't you just go out and get it?
01:39I work too
01:39Selling houses is work
01:41House
01:42He sold one house in six months
01:45Attacking
01:47What's that?
01:55My feelings journal
01:56Lee and I are seeing this counselor
02:00She has us write down our negative feelings to discuss in our sessions
02:04Seems like you got a lot of feelings there, Lee
02:09That's volume three
02:10With an entire chapter about me forgetting to put down the toilet seat
02:13I thought that would be the one advantage with two guys living together
02:18You'd think
02:19Well, the good news is that you're getting help
02:26We should think about seeing someone
02:28What?
02:31You know, to help us with our stuff
02:33Can we talk about our stuff later?
02:36We could
02:36But you won't
02:38She never wants to talk
02:40You know how I feel about therapy
02:44It's for weak, indulgent
02:46Street people
02:50You guys totally make it work
02:52I used to feel the same way about therapy
02:55But this lady, she's really great
02:56Volume three?
02:59Can't we give it a try?
03:02I don't need someone telling me how I feel, okay?
03:04So can we just drop it?
03:06And the number one rule for a successful dinner party
03:12After dessert, let's karaoke
03:16Keep discussion of your marriage
03:19To an absolute minimum
03:22Dr. Brent Avedon
03:36Dr. Brent Avedon was the head of psychology at the Fairview Health Center
03:39He spent his days treating antisocial adolescents
03:44Delusional dowagers
03:48And bipolar businessmen
03:52But lately, his most interesting patient was a housewife
03:59Who'd had a nervous breakdown
04:03I was just so lonely
04:06And then
04:08One day
04:09Along came this wonderful man
04:11A man who
04:13Made me laugh
04:14Who
04:15Gave me hope again
04:17And who turned out
04:20To be alone with someone else
04:23So
04:25I went back to being lonely
04:27Only
04:29It was worse now
04:31Because
04:32He wasn't really gone
04:34He was across the street
04:36Holding her hand
04:39Laughing with her
04:41So one day
04:45I pretended
04:49Just
04:50For a second
04:52That
04:54That
04:54It wasn't
04:55Her hand
04:57He was holding
04:57It was mine
05:03And that's how the fantasy started
05:08When I was hurting
05:13I would
05:14Let myself imagine
05:16That he was there
05:17With me
05:18But then
05:21Those moments
05:21Started to
05:23Mean more to me
05:25Than
05:25What was real
05:27So
05:28I just let myself have them
05:33And let them take over
05:35What about now?
05:38Do you feel that the medication is helping you?
05:42Well, I
05:47Certainly have
05:48A firmer grasp in reality now
05:50I can see things
05:53For the first time in a long while
05:56Very clearly
05:57That's great
06:00No
06:02Not really
06:04Because now
06:06I can see what I've done to my life
06:09And
06:11How I've ruined it
06:17Okay Orson
06:23It's time for me to give you your bath
06:25Not now
06:27Orson
06:31You haven't bathed in over a week
06:33Now
06:33I don't want to do this any more than you do
06:35But frankly
06:36You're getting a little ripe
06:37I said
06:38I don't want a bath
06:39Well
06:40It's not about what you want anymore
06:42It's a matter of preserving the drapes
06:44To have another human being bathe me is humiliating
06:48Here
06:50What's this?
06:52A list of things I need at the store
06:54I just went to the store for you an hour ago
06:56Can't it wait?
06:57No
06:57I need these items immediately
07:00It's urgent
07:01Orson
07:02How are corn nuts urgent?
07:07I'm sorry, Brie
07:08I just thought that since you played a major part in putting me in this chair
07:13You'd want to play a small part in making my new life tolerable
07:17Give me the list
07:21Better yet, leave it on the table and then back away
07:28Hey, teach
07:36Hi
07:37I just dropped off Juanita for her first day
07:41She's a little nervous
07:43Oh, she's going to love it here
07:44The teachers are great
07:45So what animal is she?
07:47Excuse me?
07:48Oh, they test the kids and they place them in groups according to their level
07:51In math, there's leopards, chipmunks, giraffes
07:54It should be in her folder
07:56Oh, she's a leopard
07:58Oh
08:01What's MJ?
08:04He's a giraffe
08:05How?
08:07So
08:08Which is the advanced group?
08:11No one knows
08:12They won't even tell me
08:14Principal Hobson feels that if the parents find out, they'll freak and get all competitive
08:19That's crazy
08:22Who cares?
08:24Exactly
08:24Leopards are the morons, aren't they?
08:32No
08:32I didn't say that
08:34Yeah, you did
08:35When I asked about MJ, you were like, he's a giraffe
08:38And then I said Juanita was a leopard and you were like, ooh
08:40You're just talking to conclusions
08:43You know something
08:49Spill it
08:50Okay, uh, I don't know for sure
08:54But I teach these kids and it's pretty obvious
08:58We were making paper mache globes
09:01This is Rachel Miller
09:04Damn, that's good
09:07She's a giraffe
09:08And this is Wendy Benson
09:11Okay
09:13Chipmunk
09:14And this one was made by Adam Hunter
09:20A leopard
09:21Oh my god, it looks like an actual leopard made it
09:25There's nothing wrong with being a leopard
09:29They're very important here
09:30They've moved the cafeteria tables
09:33Excellent door holders
09:35This isn't fair
09:38Gabby, we have a saying around here
09:41It's the pace, not the race
09:43I know my daughter
09:44She is all giraffe
09:45I'm gonna go talk to the principal
09:47Um, you don't push, you
09:51Sorry, my daughter wasn't here to hold it for me
09:58Jeez, Lynette
10:05Dinner's ready, go wash up
10:07What is that?
10:10It's nothing, it's, uh, it's, uh
10:11It's personal
10:12Personal?
10:15Yes
10:15And I think it's important that we respect each other's boundaries
10:19This morning you walked in and sat on the toilet while I shaved my legs
10:23We have no boundaries
10:25Attacking
10:28What?
10:29You sound just like Bob and...
10:31Oh, oh, oh my god, is that a feelings joke?
10:34If you must know, yes it is
10:36I started seeing their therapist
10:38Why didn't you tell me?
10:41Because I wanted to talk to someone
10:42And I didn't need your ridicule
10:45Are you talking about the baby?
10:48Started out about that
10:49But now we're on to, uh, other things
10:52Other things you mean like me?
10:56I might have mentioned you once or twice
10:58Once or twice, uh-huh
10:59I bet if we downed a shot every time we read the name Lynette
11:03We'd be hammered by page two
11:05We see that
11:08No, no, no, no way
11:09But if you're really interested in what's in here
11:15You can always join me in therapy
11:18Like how?
11:22Fine
11:22And I guess you'll just have to wait for the movie
11:25Here we go!
11:37Thanks again for having me
11:38This all looks delicious
11:40Oh, it's your first night over
11:41I wanted to make you a traditional Italian meal
11:43Rigatoni with sausage, chicken porm
11:45Just salad would be great
11:47Oh, screw the salad
11:48That came out of a bag
11:49This rigatoni came from my heart
11:52To be honest, I don't eat carbs
11:55But you'll make an exception tonight
11:58Because I've been sweating over the stove all day
12:00Mom, let it go
12:01She's watching her wait
12:02Her wait?
12:04If I put the air conditioner on high
12:05It'll blow her across the room
12:06I just have to be careful
12:08As soon as I graduate high school
12:10I'm going to New York to be a model
12:11Oh, no college?
12:14Are you kidding?
12:15And miss my prime modeling years?
12:20What, I think it's great
12:22Takes guts to follow a dream
12:24Yeah, it's great
12:27But it'd be nice to have something
12:29Other than the porn industry to fall back on
12:31Mom?
12:34Well, I'm not saying that's going to happen
12:36But, you know, a lot of models do end up that way
12:38I know, it's risky
12:40But I'm really passionate about this
12:42And I think that the best way to be successful in life
12:45Is to do what you're passionate about
12:47That's why I keep telling Danny to pursue his poetry
12:49Poetry?
12:52Yeah
12:53It's amazing, right?
12:55I wouldn't know
12:56I'm too busy cooking food
12:58Nobody's going to eat
12:58Danny, why don't you have to show me your poetry?
13:03It's no big deal
13:03Danny, it's great
13:04I keep telling him he should come to New York with me
13:07So he can really focus on his writing
13:08Wow
13:11A model and a poet
13:13So while you're doing porn
13:15He can make the dialogue rhyme
13:17This is why I don't tell her stuff
13:22Okay
13:27I'm sorry, I was just trying to make a joke
13:29Let's get back to dinner, huh?
13:32Oh, no, I'm good
13:34Carbs
13:36I'll be out running errands today
13:46So you'll have to let the physical therapist in when she arrives
13:49Hmm
13:51What's wrong?
13:53There's no strawberries
13:54You know I like strawberries with my waffles
13:57I am sorry
13:58They're right here
13:59There you go
14:00Strawberries
14:01Enjoy
14:02I need whipped cream
14:05Unless you think the strawberries are going to magically stick to the waffles by themselves
14:11Mm-hmm
14:33Not so fast
14:35Say please
14:38I will not
14:39Give me my breakfast
14:40Orson
14:41I am happy to do whatever you ask
14:42But I will not be treated like a slave
14:44Now say please
14:45Now that I look at your waffle
14:54I understand why you're so eager to have it
14:57Three
15:02You know the magic word
15:04It has six letters
15:06I know a word that has three
15:08If you don't give me my food
15:10I'm going to shove that fork up it
15:11Mmm
15:15Mmm
15:16Mmm
15:16You can have it when you're ready to be polite
15:19Mr. Hobson
15:27My daughter is incredibly bright
15:29I just need to know if she's in the advanced classes
15:31You know that we have a policy not to disclose that
15:34No, you don't have to say anything
15:36Just blink when I mention the smart group
15:38Leopard
15:38Mrs. Solis
15:40Wait, was that a blink or a twitch?
15:42I can't tell
15:42You seem very nervous
15:43You see, this is exactly why we don't tell the parents
15:46They start behaving irrationally
15:50And stop trying to read things on my desk upside down
15:55What is the big deal?
15:57I just need to know if my daughter is going to succeed in life
15:59She's seven
16:01Now I suggest that you stop prying
16:04And just be proud of her
16:05No matter what group she's in
16:07I am proud of her
16:09And I don't pry
16:11By the way, enjoy your colonoscopy on the 16th
16:17Mom, what are you doing here?
16:26I'm just having a nice get-to-know-you chat with the principal
16:28Who are your friends?
16:30Um, this is Wendy and Rachel
16:32We're a map together
16:34Oh, wait a minute
16:35I think I saw your art projects
16:37Wendy, you're a chipmunk, right?
16:40And Rachel, you are a giraffe
16:42Okay
16:43You know what I would love to do
16:48Is take a picture with Juanita
16:50And her friends
16:52And, uh, you know what would be really cute
16:55Is if you hold up your math homework
16:57Got it
17:06But I wasn't smiling
17:08Yeah, well, it's a tough world out there
17:10Not much to smile about
17:11Have a great day
17:13Your mom's weird
17:17You have no idea
17:19Orison
17:32I'm letting myself in
17:35Time for your therapy
17:37Help me
17:40Oh, dear Lord
17:48Orison
17:49What happened?
17:51Oh, George
17:51Oh
17:53I was trying to get those waffles
17:55And I fell out of my chair
17:57What are they doing up there?
18:02Starving him?
18:03That's ridiculous
18:04Really?
18:06So you don't torment him
18:07By putting food out of his reach?
18:09Oh
18:09Well
18:10You're going to have to be there for that
18:12Can someone please get me a piece of bread?
18:15Orson
18:15For God's sake
18:16Stop that
18:17Please hit me in the legs this time
18:19There's no feeling there
18:21Mrs. Hodge
18:22May I speak to you privately for a moment?
18:24You have to believe me
18:34I would never hit my husband
18:35I sensed him being a little dramatic
18:38But withholding food?
18:39The whole thing started because he refused to say please
18:43Which I know sounds rather petty
18:47But you have to understand he has been impossible lately
18:51The man is facing life in a wheelchair
18:53He's mad at the world
18:55And unfortunately he's taking it out on you
18:57Look
19:01I know this is not easy
19:04But until he comes to accept this
19:07You're going to have to figure out how to be more patient
19:09And if you can't
19:12It's my obligation to report it
19:14Oh
19:19And give the man a bath
19:21Physical therapy shouldn't require gloves
19:24Hey
19:31Hey
19:32You aren't home when they try to deliver this
19:33So I signed for it
19:34Yeah
19:35We just
19:36We had a
19:36Saw an ad
19:37For
19:38Honest to God
19:40Don't need to know
19:41Good
19:42Um
19:42Ah look
19:43Looks like somebody got a new girlfriend
19:51Yeah
19:53Not for long
19:54I do not approve
19:55Ah
19:57You don't approve
19:58And she's got a body
19:59That would make the Pope walk through a sliding glass door
20:02Gosh
20:02Who's going to win?
20:03He is my kid
20:04If I don't think she is good for him
20:05I will do whatever I have to do
20:07Which will drive him towards her
20:09And away from you
20:10Look I know what it's like
20:14When a mom hates the hottie her son loves
20:16Bob's mom hated me
20:17Huh
20:19I always thought that Bob was the hottie
20:21The point
20:21Is
20:22She overplayed her hand
20:24And made Bob choose between us
20:26Now long story short
20:28I'm cuddling up with Bob every night
20:29And where's mama?
20:30Nursing home
20:30How'd she get there?
20:31Don't know
20:31Can't remember
20:32It's just
20:35I don't know this girl
20:36I don't know if I could trust her
20:38Well then you better get to know her
20:40I'd hate to see you lose your son
20:42Because you're afraid to share him
20:43Get out of here
20:47Carlos
20:52Did you get the pictures I sent you?
20:54You're as beautiful as the day we met
20:56Time hasn't touched you at all
20:57Not of me
20:59Of the math homework
21:00What?
21:02Here
21:03This assignment looks easy
21:05Doesn't it?
21:06Pretty basic yeah
21:07And look at this one
21:09With the multiplication
21:10A little more complicated right?
21:13I guess
21:14And this one?
21:18Word problems
21:18Fractions
21:19This is the hardest one isn't it?
21:21Looks like it so?
21:22Carlos
21:23This is the leopard's homework
21:25Well that cleared that up
21:28No don't you get it?
21:30Our daughter is a leopard
21:31She's in the advanced class
21:33Hey
21:33Good for her
21:35Oh poor Susan
21:37Yeah why?
21:41Well she was convinced that MJ's brilliant
21:43And turns out he's in the slow group
21:44Would hate for her to find out
21:48Gabby you are not telling her
21:50Why not?
21:51She didn't have any trouble telling me
21:53She thought Juanita was one thermos
21:54Short of a lunchbox
21:55She said that
21:56Yes
21:57With her tone
21:59Mmhmm
22:00Well we've had enough drama
22:02With the neighbors lately
22:03So just drop it
22:04Fine
22:05I'll drop it
22:06But just so you know
22:07I like you better when you're reading the newspaper
22:09Pretending to listen
22:10Sure
22:11Take whatever you need
22:12What are you doing here?
22:28I told them I don't want any visitors
22:29Who says I'm visiting?
22:31Maybe I'm bonkers too
22:32You gonna eat the applesauce?
22:35Remember when my gout flared up
22:43And I couldn't walk
22:44And you used to come over to see me
22:48I figured I owe you
22:51That paid
22:52Goodbye
22:52I see you got your charming personality back
22:55So
22:57When are you going to be coming back home?
23:01What makes you think I would ever come back?
23:04After what I did to those people?
23:05No
23:05They hate me
23:06Take it from the raining odd duck on the lane
23:09Nobody cares about all that silly stuff
23:12Oh you're right
23:13Three and I can just laugh, laugh, laugh
23:16About silly me nearly destroying her business
23:19And I'll tell Susan that I was just
23:20Dashing about trying to wreck her marriage
23:22Oh and Mike is still chuckling
23:25About me getting him thrown in jail
23:26Will you listen?
23:28Kathy
23:29I'm serious
23:30I'm willing to bet there's more forgiveness there
23:33Than you imagine
23:34In that case, you know what?
23:38What?
23:39Maybe you are bonkers
23:41Hey hon, look who's here
23:54Hey Susan, what's up?
23:56I was going through some of MJ's stuff
23:58And I found these math workbooks from last year
24:00I thought Juanita would find them helpful
24:02Well
24:03Thank you
24:08No problem
24:10I thought it might help her catch up
24:12Catch up
24:15Yeah
24:17You know, from when she was out of school
24:19She was never out of school
24:22I was homeschooling her
24:23And I know you did the best you could
24:26But now she has professional teachers
24:29And I bet she's going to catch up to MJ in no time
24:32Get her
24:36Well, Susan
24:40By the way
24:41Did you hear?
24:43Leopards are the advanced students
24:45What?
24:47Yeah, it's true
24:48Chipmunks are average
24:49And giraffes, well
24:51Those cafeteria tables aren't going to move themselves
24:53How do you know this?
24:56I got a copy of each group's homework
24:58Trust me, I cracked the code
25:00So that means that MJ's not in the
25:03Hey, but you said it yourself
25:05It's no big deal
25:06It's the pay, it's not the raise, right?
25:09Right?
25:10Oh, and please
25:11Don't say anything to anyone
25:13You know how competitive some parents can get
25:15Huh, yeah
25:17All too well
25:26I'm finished
25:27Can I have my milk and cookies now?
25:34Sure, sweetie
25:35Use some pasta stuck to the right side of your face
25:38No, sweetie
25:41You're right
25:42Oh, never mind
25:46Hey guys
25:48Mike, can you help me take out the trash?
25:51Sure
25:52Never mind that
25:53Okay, so he's a giraffe
25:59You know, there's nothing wrong with being average
26:01No, chipmunks are average
26:03How many times do I have to tell you?
26:04Leopards, chipmunks, giraffes
26:06I love him so much, Mike
26:09What if he's...
26:10Slow
26:13He's not slow
26:15He's a smart, inquisitive, bright little boy
26:19Oh, no
26:23He's got his hand stuck in the glass
26:28Oh, come on, buddy
26:32Come on, just hold the glass
26:35Pull with the other hand
26:39You can do it
26:43Come on, MJ
26:46Yes
26:49Oh
26:50Yes
26:52See, you were worried about nothing
26:53You're right
26:55Oh
26:55Oh, no
26:58He's heading toward the toaster with a fork
27:00Honey?
27:24Yeah
27:25Hey
27:28Hi
27:28Okay
27:29You want to grab lunch today?
27:32Uh, maybe tomorrow
27:33I have a thing
27:34If you mean therapy
27:35Why not just say therapy?
27:38I just didn't want to get into a fight
27:40That's all
27:40Hey
27:41Won't you need this?
27:44Right, thanks
27:45Don't you want to know if I read it?
27:50Oh
27:50I'd know if you read it
27:51Excuse me
28:11Are you waiting for Dr. Graham?
28:13Don't tell me she double booked again
28:15Oh, no
28:16I don't have an appointment
28:17But I really need to talk to her
28:19So can I have yours?
28:21I don't know
28:21I really need to talk to her, too
28:23Seriously?
28:25Because I was looking at you thinking
28:27What is he doing here?
28:29That guy's really got it together
28:30Thanks
28:32But I've been having a pretty hard time lately
28:34I'll give you 200 bucks
28:35Cash?
28:3720's okay
28:37So, um
28:40What
28:42Were you going to talk to her about?
28:45I'm starting to feel the urge to gamble again
28:47Thanks
28:49Mr. Jameson?
28:57He had to go
28:58But he said I could have his appointment
29:00Uh
29:01I'm sorry, but it doesn't work like that
29:05If you're interested in becoming a patient
29:07I'm not
29:08I'm Mrs. Tom Scavo
29:10Yep
29:13That's what I thought
29:14Well, I don't blame you for reacting like that
29:20I can only imagine the stories Tom's been reading to you
29:24From his big book of
29:26Wah
29:26So
29:28Here I am
29:30Tom Scavo's bitch of a wife
29:32In the flesh
29:33Why do you put it like that?
29:37I don't know
29:38Specifically
29:39What word he uses
29:41I'm just
29:42Picking the one that seems the most likely
29:44So you think your husband describes you as a bitch?
29:49Doesn't he?
29:50What Tom says in this room is private
29:52Which means yes
29:54Well
29:55Obviously it does to you
29:57I'm just wondering why that might be
30:00I see what you're trying to do
30:04But I did not come here for therapy
30:06I came here to defend myself
30:08Because there's two sides to every story
30:10So you're not a bitch?
30:12Not all the time
30:13No
30:14But
30:15Sometimes?
30:17I just
30:20Need
30:22Want
30:24To feel
30:25Like I'm in control
30:27And when I don't
30:29That makes me mad
30:31And
30:31Maybe I'm mad a lot
30:34Because I don't know if you've noticed
30:36But
30:37You can't control what happens in life
30:39Like your baby dying
30:43I'm going to sit down
30:54But only
30:55Because I'm tired
30:58Unless you need to go or something
31:07No
31:07I don't need to go anywhere
31:09Hey
31:20Hey
31:21How was your day?
31:26Is that a
31:27Yep
31:27Looks like we'll be going to therapy together
31:30Really?
31:32That is great news
31:33Thank you
31:34Where's dinner?
31:44I mean
31:45You were home all day
31:46What are you writing?
31:53You'll find out
31:54Tuesday at 1230
31:55Colleen
32:01Can I talk to you?
32:04I've got parent-teacher conferences
32:06But not for a few minutes
32:06What's up?
32:07It's about MJ
32:08How is he doing in your math class?
32:11Oh
32:12He's such a joy
32:13Oh God
32:15You just did the
32:16He's such a joy with the head tilt
32:18I give that one to parents all the time
32:21When I think their kid is driftwood
32:22No seriously
32:24MJ's doing great
32:25Oh really?
32:27Well if he's doing so great
32:28Why is he a giraffe?
32:30What?
32:33He should be a leopard
32:34They're the advanced students
32:35You don't know that
32:37I do now
32:38Gabby Solis broke the code
32:40What?
32:42That's right
32:43Giraffes are the slow learners
32:44And you know it
32:45Giraffes are the slow learners?
32:47No no no
32:48Mrs. Chapman
32:48No one said that
32:49Why don't you wait for me in my classroom?
32:52Gabrielle Solis figured out the code
32:54Leopards
32:55Chipmunks
32:55Giraffes
32:56Jenny
32:58We got the code
32:59Leopards are the smart ones
33:01Now look at what you've done
33:03MJ is here
33:05He's leopard
33:06Get used to it
33:08Where have you been?
33:14I need you to close the door
33:15Oh uh well I
33:18Thought a little fresh air would be nice
33:20Hmm it isn't
33:21Well as the person who has to share a house
33:24With the person who won't take a bath
33:26I need the fresh air
33:27I don't care
33:28Close it
33:31Orson
33:32I know that you are angry at the world right now
33:36What happened to you is unimaginable
33:38And I am going to do whatever I can to help you through this
33:42And all I ask in return is that you treat me with a little bit of courtesy
33:45And that includes using the word
33:46Please
33:48Why the sudden interest in etiquette Bree?
33:51I mean I don't recall you saying please before you cheated on me
33:54This conversation is over
33:56The door stays open
33:58I want it closed
33:59No you stink
34:01And you're a whore
34:02Here's the difference
34:04I can get clean
34:05Hmm
34:09Yes you can
34:12What are you doing?
34:23What's going on?
34:24I'm not even dressed
34:25What is that?
34:32What is that?
34:32What's going on?
34:35Bree
34:35Stop
34:36You wouldn't
34:44Stop it
34:46Bree
34:46Stop it
34:47Stop
34:48Bree
34:49Only there was a word you could use to get me to stop
34:54Like
34:54Please
34:55I'm calling Joyce
34:56Safety
34:57Go to hell
34:58Why can't you just say it?
35:00It's easy
35:01Please
35:02Please
35:03Please
35:04Please
35:04Please
35:05Please
35:05Please
35:06Please
35:06Please
35:07Stop
35:07Please
35:07Stop it
35:08Please
35:09Stop
35:10Please roll me over
35:13Please help me off the toilet
35:14Please
35:14Please
35:15Please
35:16Please
35:16That's the life I'm facing now
35:21Having to ask people for help
35:24For everything
35:24Do you know how hard that is?
35:27Every morning I wake up at five
35:29You get up at six thirty for an hour and a half
35:31I lie there staring at the bedroom door
35:34Fantasizing about how lovely it would be
35:36How excruciatingly lovely it would be
35:39To get up and make myself a cup of tea
35:42One last time
35:43No please
35:45Just hot water
35:48And tea
35:49Orson
36:06I'm so sorry
36:10Forgive me
36:15Face
36:19What are you in for?
36:36Eating paste
36:37What animal group are you?
36:41Giraffe
36:42Dan
36:44Joey Murphy
36:47I'll be with you two in a moment
36:56Sorry for getting you in trouble
37:02It's my own fault
37:06Got carried away
37:08Me too
37:10It was just so important to me that Juanita was doing well
37:14I know
37:16No
37:18I don't think you do
37:19My kids are my calling card
37:23They're what I have to show for myself
37:26I don't have a career, Susan
37:28My kids are my job
37:30And whatever happens if they succeed or they don't succeed
37:33It's because of how I raise them
37:34Well at least you get to raise them
37:37Ever since I took this job I feel like I'm never with MJ
37:41I constantly worry
37:42Am I there enough for him?
37:44Am I letting him down?
37:46You don't have anything to worry about
37:48MJ's a fantastic kid
37:50Yeah
37:51Well so is Juanita
37:53They're moms that are the competitive nuts
37:58It's been so ridiculous
38:00Leopards and giraffes and chipmunks
38:03I mean who created this crazy system?
38:05You know, reading class is just as bad
38:06There's otters, penguins and seals
38:09Yeah, Juanita's an otter
38:10I mean, what does an otter have to do with learning how to read?
38:17Juanita's an otter?
38:18Yeah
38:19Why? What's MJ?
38:23Penguin
38:24Huh
38:25This is pretty, what do you think?
38:42I think maybe I'd buy it for my grandma
38:44If I hated her
38:46You're so funny
38:49So, as much fun as we're having here
38:52Why are we doing this?
38:55We are getting to know each other
38:57Oh
38:58You know me
38:59And you don't like me
39:01It's not that I don't like you
39:07It's just I don't think you're good for Danny
39:09Why? Because I wouldn't eat your pasta?
39:13Rigatoni
39:14I know
39:16It's because you are a good-time girl
39:19Out to have fun
39:20Not that I blame you for it
39:22You're young, you're beautiful
39:23You're supposed to have fun
39:24But Danny has been through a lot
39:26And he needs someone who is not gonna hurt him
39:29I know Danny has been through rough stuff
39:32When he lashes out
39:35And gets all defensive
39:36Trying to protect himself
39:38I get it
39:39Because I used to do it too
39:41Yeah
39:44That's the thing that made me like him
39:47I know how he feels
39:49And
39:50It's not fun
39:52At all
39:53I don't care if you like me
39:57And
39:58I don't care if you hate how I dress
40:00But
40:00I am not gonna hurt Danny
40:02How can I be sure of that?
40:06You can't
40:07But it doesn't matter
40:09Because
40:10I'm not going anywhere
40:12What are you doing back here?
40:24I've been thinking about what you said last time
40:26The more I thought about it
40:28The more it pissed me off
40:30Why's that?
40:32The people on that street
40:33Have been your friends for years
40:35You really think we would dump your ass
40:37Just cause you went off the deep end
40:39For some months?
40:42I appreciate you coming here
40:44I do
40:45But after everything I did
40:47I don't see how anyone could forgive me
40:50Well we're not saying it'll be easy
40:52But we'll give it a try
40:56I told them how much better you were doing
41:09But they couldn't take my word for it
41:11So they had to see for themselves
41:12No
41:13No
41:14No
41:15Mm-hmm.
41:45In our darkest moments, we all need someone who will listen.
41:59Some turn to friendly professionals.
42:03A few rely on those who are older and wiser.
42:08Others seek out someone who knows what they're going through.
42:14But for most of us, nothing is quite so therapeutic as a good long talk with a few old friends.
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