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EastEnders 30th September 2025

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00:00Music
00:10Well, what do you think?
00:28Looks like we're getting married then.
00:29Woo-hoo!
00:30Woo-hoo!
00:32Woo!
00:33Woo-hoo!
00:35Woo!
00:37Yay!
00:38Woo-hoo!
00:39I don't know.
01:09Exactly. What they got, what we ain't.
01:11Beaches, beautiful weather, like loads of things.
01:13Oh, darling, we've got Southend, Sunshines, sometimes.
01:16But the most important thing is we've got our Stacey,
01:18and that's the only S that matters.
01:20Well, I've got a meeting about another cleaning job.
01:22Some of us have still got to work.
01:24I told you I'm guesting today, not hosting.
01:26I'm so happy you're staying.
01:31Mum, are you sure you're all right?
01:32Yeah, we'll be when you stop asking.
01:34So, I told you, no more shots.
01:35Lighten up. We're celebrating.
01:37Hey, you need to pay for this.
01:40I told you, just put it on a tab.
01:41I told you we don't do tabs.
01:43Why not?
01:44Exactly.
01:45Look, I've got underwear that's older than you, love.
01:47We're good for it.
01:49Yeah.
01:49She owns the pub around the corner,
01:51so you know where to find us.
01:52I don't care. We don't do tabs.
01:54If you guys can't pay, I'm going to kick you out.
01:55All right, all right.
01:57No, no, no, you're not.
01:58Little bitch job's worth it and go and call Cindy.
02:00Go on.
02:02I'm going to talk to your manager.
02:07All right, ready?
02:08One, two, three.
02:09All right.
02:10Oh, that's ten confirmed, at least.
02:28Enough for a five-a-side kickabout, but still.
02:31Do you want a drink?
02:32I lied to you, Cal.
02:38Right, your dad?
02:39Oh, I love a surprise.
02:41And I love a wedding.
02:42So, a surprise wedding, it's like my dream scenario.
02:45Yeah.
02:46We're having a plus one who actually shows up.
02:47That's my dream scenario.
02:49Let's just hope it doesn't turn into a nightmare.
02:53Er, anyway, who wants a top-up from the granny of the groom?
02:57And for your information, I am officially Mrs. Bill again, as of this morning, I decided.
03:04So, the family get a two-for-one today.
03:06Isn't that nice?
03:07Er, so, here's to love and surprises.
03:10Cheers.
03:11Cheers.
03:11Cheers, Cal.
03:13Thank you, ladies.
03:15Now, Kim Fox presents to you the soon-to-be Baddie Bill Bride.
03:23Oh!
03:24You look gorgeous.
03:26Yeah, you look beautiful, Lauren.
03:29And Peter said he found this in your bookmarks.
03:34So, he's got you sus, didn't he?
03:36Er, do you want help trying it on?
03:39No, don't worry.
03:40Just need a little bit of time on my own, that's all.
03:43Oh, well, what the bride wants, the bride shall get.
03:45So, come on, you lot in the kitchen.
03:47Well done, Denise.
03:49Come on, Payne.
03:50I've got the bottle.
03:51It's nice.
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:56Well, I'm guessing this ain't girl trouble.
04:11That'd be the last port-of-call for that.
04:12The stuff with Ravi's gone too far.
04:18I can't do it anymore.
04:20If Ravi or that idiot have hurt you, then I'm worried about.
04:24And Kojo don't deserve to be in danger.
04:26Maybe I do, but I can't keep him safe if I can't keep myself safe, can I?
04:30I can't do it.
04:35I said I didn't need your help, Mum, but I do.
04:38I'm stuck.
04:40Oh, sweetheart.
04:41You know, when you were younger, we took them to a million of these.
04:50They were death traps back then.
04:52Sheer drops, rusty nails.
04:55You loved it.
04:58And your dad, well, he was a right worrier.
05:01He used to follow you everywhere.
05:04He held your hand in case you fell.
05:06And I used to say, let him fall.
05:08He'll only do it once.
05:09But he still followed you.
05:14Maybe he was right and I was wrong, eh?
05:16First time for everything.
05:20Darling.
05:22You're not stuck.
05:25OK?
05:27You just need a hand.
05:34Sorry, Carol.
05:35I just...
05:37I want you to meet.
05:39Things better for you.
05:42Now, I've been on the phone on morning.
05:44Trying to convince people to come to the funeral of a man who was ashamed of me.
05:49I'm so stupid.
05:50No, you're not stupid.
05:51No, I am.
05:52I am.
05:54Because even if he said what he said to him, what difference would I make?
05:57He wouldn't change what he did to us.
06:01He wouldn't change who he was.
06:06And yet who I am, you're still desperate for his love.
06:12Much more stupid than that, eh?
06:13Callum, Callum, Callum, you are not stupid, OK?
06:20You are one of the best people that I've ever met.
06:27Not what I did.
06:30I did it out of...
06:31I would have loved to have seen her face when she'd come back.
06:50What does she think?
06:50We are thieves?
06:51Well, we did do a runner, and to be fair...
06:53Fair point.
06:54Yeah, and it is also...
06:55It's against policy.
06:57Well, on principle, we walked out.
06:59I mean, I don't know why you're defending her.
07:01She nicked your job.
07:03She's lucky I didn't slap her.
07:05You're 40.
07:07At your age.
07:10Oh, we should go and settle up.
07:12I didn't stay for more trouble.
07:13Oh, come on, Stacey.
07:14It's what we do.
07:15It was funny.
07:16It weren't funny.
07:17No?
07:18Let's have a family vote, then.
07:19Hands up who thought that was funny.
07:21It was funny.
07:25See?
07:26Who needs Brazil when you've got all this entertainment, eh?
07:30Yeah, and I'll say it later.
07:51Listen, Coach.
08:04You ain't gonna do all of this, you know?
08:07My brother used to help me when I got hurt.
08:10So I'm helping you.
08:12Could be nice, they say.
08:14Friendship doubles joy and half-sorrow.
08:17You're my friend.
08:18It's what friends do.
08:18You're my friend.
08:21Yeah.
08:23I've got a brother, too, but he ain't ever helped me.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28Were you scared?
08:29All you stupid people don't get scared.
08:30Nah, you're stupid, sure.
08:33These people, will they come back?
08:35No stress about that.
08:37Ain't no one coming back.
08:40If I'm your friend, like you say, then you just gotta trust me, yeah?
08:44I trust you.
08:45I trust you.
09:01Mum?
09:04Where you going?
09:05Well, I'd better go until Eve that the staff search is off, eh?
09:09You sure?
09:10Well, Kat's right, isn't she?
09:12I miss the entertainment.
09:14Yeah, when it's fun.
09:16What happens when it all kicks off again?
09:20You've got to put yourself first sometimes, Mum.
09:22I want you to be happy, so just make sure that staying is what's gonna really make you happy.
09:25You all right, Laurie?
09:36Oi, your wedding's that way.
09:43You all right?
09:48I don't know if I can do this.
09:51Don't worry, yeah?
09:53I'll handle it.
09:53Do you take after your mum or your dad?
10:02I take after my dad.
10:04You know, when I was 15, we moved to this estate in Shagwell.
10:09And the bloke at the chippy, he gave me a pat on the bum with my bag of chips.
10:14When my dad found out, he went down there, put that hand in the deep fat fryer.
10:19Then he bought us the Chinese on.
10:23I want to get to the point.
10:25Oh, sorry.
10:26Yeah.
10:27The point is, Harry ain't cut out for the dark stuff.
10:31And he wants out.
10:33He also owes me a lot of money.
10:36So until he pays me back, he works for me.
10:39Okay.
10:40And, um, who do you work for, Ravi?
10:44Is it the big boys that I put you in contact with?
10:48Because guess what?
10:50I've still got their numbers.
10:53A couple of calls.
10:55Might end up being someone you care about that gets hurt next.
10:58Now, look, I don't want to do that, okay?
11:01In fact, I'm going to settle Harry's death.
11:05Well, half of it.
11:07Because I think the time he's served already has to count for something.
11:10Right?
11:13He wants out.
11:16And though you are good at this, maybe you should get out too.
11:22Because you've got a family to think about.
11:25And so do I.
11:26So you give me a few days to find that money.
11:31Or I'm going to make them calls.
11:41What do you mean, lost?
11:43I mean, she's not a set of car keys.
11:44You can't lose her.
11:45Well, come on, Denise.
11:46So look, innit?
11:47No, she can't have got far.
11:48Well, unless she got a train.
11:49Or a bus.
11:50Or a cab.
11:51Oh, great.
11:52Listen, listen.
11:53Peter can't find out, all right?
11:54And neither can Cindy.
11:56The last thing she needs is any more ammo.
11:58Please, just get back out there and find her.
12:01All right.
12:02Yeah, all right.
12:03Come on.
12:05Yeah, we're going.
12:07I wanted him to be spontaneous, and he's definitely done that.
12:14I wanted him to sweep me off my feet, and he has done.
12:20But, you know, I feel like you shouldn't have to ask for those things.
12:25I mean, maybe Peter just isn't what I want.
12:31Maybe being happily married just doesn't run in the family.
12:34You know?
12:35I don't want to wake up one morning and realise that I'm not boring.
12:43I'm just bored.
12:46I don't want to break his heart.
12:49I don't.
12:50Not like my dad broke my mum's heart.
12:53I love him.
13:10And he's an amazing dad.
13:14And he bought me the most perfect dress.
13:17And he gets everything right.
13:19He does everything right.
13:20So why am I running away?
13:21Maybe Penny's right.
13:27I mean, I should be jealous of other women.
13:30I should be desperate to get that ring on my finger.
13:33But what if I don't want to be tucked up in bed by nine o'clock?
13:42What if that's not what love is to me?
13:46What if that's not going to be enough for me?
13:51I used to say the same about Martin.
13:55Dependable, safe.
13:58Comfortable Martin.
14:00I mean, I ran away from that more times than I could count.
14:03But at the end of the day, all I wanted was him.
14:08His stupid jokes.
14:11Laying on the city with a bag of crisps on his belly.
14:15Him.
14:21Just him.
14:23That was all I needed.
14:27I realised that too late.
14:32I went looking for excitement.
14:34It never lasts.
14:36Looking for perfection.
14:37It's never there.
14:38So if you're confusing boredom with comfort, then, well, imagine an uncomfortable life.
14:47Do you love him?
14:48Yeah.
14:48Do you trust him?
14:50Can you depend on him?
14:53More importantly, do you still fancy him?
14:54Well, it sounds like enough to me.
15:03Yeah, I don't know if Peter is your Martin.
15:09But I do know he don't deserve to be stood over there waiting, so...
15:14You've got to make a choice, Lauren.
15:18Just pray you don't regret it.
15:20So he snuffed out your fire, did he?
15:37The honesty gene.
15:40You don't get that from me, let me tell you.
15:42So you knew too, then?
15:43Only just.
15:45But I also knew he would tell you the truth.
15:47Because he's a good boy with a good heart.
15:49That's a you.
15:52Which is why you're so well-suited together.
15:58Don't play coy, Callum.
16:00I've seen the way you look at each other.
16:03When you love someone, you'll do anything to take their pain away.
16:08Like your kid with a cough, or your lover's deadbeat dad trauma.
16:14That's love.
16:16And he loves you.
16:17And you know it.
16:22Take it from me.
16:25Don't be too quick to throw love away.
16:28Even when it hurts you.
16:29No, nothing.
16:45No, no, straight through to voicemail.
16:48You checked Harry's barn?
16:49Yeah, yeah, we checked every bar.
16:50This is a run-up, not a relapse.
16:53You can't blame her.
16:54I mean, look, if Harry was a surprise for me with her wedding, his ears would be ringing.
16:59And not with wedding bells, let me tell you.
17:01I don't get it.
17:02I know she was nervous.
17:04But what was she like today?
17:05I don't know.
17:10Right, well, uh, I think it's time to call Ian.
17:16Oh.
17:18I'm not too late, am I?
17:19Oh, thank God, Holly.
17:21Everything okay?
17:23You all right?
17:24Yeah.
17:24I am now.
17:26You sure?
17:27Right, what is going on?
17:29You lot couldn't find a boob in a brothel.
17:37I'll go back to the Vic.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Right.
17:43I better get my dress on, then.
17:46Yay!
17:47Get on the dress!
17:48Woo!
17:50Leave it.
17:53Well, that's it.
17:53One bag of prawn crackers.
17:55Bit tight, isn't it?
17:56Yeah, and these chips are so dry as well.
17:58Uh, did either of you pay for it?
17:59No.
18:00I don't think so.
18:00So stop moaning, or I'll give you something to moan about.
18:04You all right?
18:06Yeah.
18:09Get on.
18:12Just need some pop up.
18:17Are you joking?
18:19You've been like a fart in a hurricane the last few days.
18:21You said we'd all eat dinner together.
18:23Yeah, it won't be long.
18:25All right.
18:33And you saw her.
18:34Like, she's definitely coming.
18:35Yes.
18:36Of course she is.
18:37And with a little bit of luck, we won't have to pay the officiant overtime.
18:40But definitely, I've got the same decorations as we had.
18:45Ten for execution, zero for imagination.
18:49But imitation is a form of flattery, isn't it?
18:51Yeah, ma'am.
18:52Well, they're going to struggle to imitate our wedding night, though.
18:56Mm-hmm.
18:56Told me.
18:58All right.
18:59Trace, Trace, she's here.
19:03Trace.
19:04Trace.
19:05Trace.
19:06Trace.
19:07Trace.
19:08Trace.
19:09Trace.
19:09Trace.
19:15Trace.
19:19Trace.
19:21It's all about you, it's all about you, baby.
19:28You look beautiful.
19:37It's all about you.
19:39It's all about you, it's all about you,
19:46it's all about you.
19:48Hello, and welcome to the marriage of Peter Beale and Lauren Branning.
19:56I'd like to invite Peter to say a few words he's prepared.
20:07I'll finish the cab. I won't be long.
20:10Don't worry about me.
20:12My light has us taken over your shift.
20:15Please, the car through.
20:18It's a good egg, that one.
20:26Shame you got to crack a couple to make a number, though, innit?
20:30Is it worth it?
20:33All of this.
20:35It can't be, right?
20:37You know that.
20:38Listen, forget all of that.
20:39It's too late to learn a trade.
20:41Once you're in, you're in.
20:42It's too late, it's boss.
20:48You're done.
20:50What?
20:50Don't ask questions.
20:52Just like mommy you had.
20:54So, get out.
21:03This is the right call.
21:04This place is done.
21:06He ain't not do it.
21:07He ain't not do it.
21:10So, we found a new cojo.
21:13Fresh start, we go again.
21:16Harry's gone because he's worth less than his debt.
21:20And as for this place,
21:22well, we ain't got enough time to find anywhere else.
21:24We need it.
21:25To make up the money we've lost.
21:26So, you've had your little rest.
21:36Now it's time to go to work.
21:45And you will always have my heart.
21:48And that's why...
21:51I will love you till death do us part.
21:53Oh, thank you.
21:56Now, obviously, the bride hasn't had long to prepare.
22:02But if she'd like to say a few words.
22:11Well, for the record, I did do a run at earlier.
22:16I just...
22:17Well, I came in here and I just felt really overwhelmed.
22:22To tell you the truth, I didn't know.
22:24I didn't know if we needed to get married.
22:27Or even...
22:29I didn't know if I wanted to get married, either.
22:32Lock the door, Denise.
22:37I came to my senses.
22:41Because I love you.
22:43And I trust you.
22:46I depend on you.
22:47Most of all,
22:51I still fancy you.
22:54So, even though you might be a little bit more Noel Edmonds than Noel Gallagher,
22:58and you like to be tucked up in bed by nine,
23:02I'm just...
23:04I'm so lucky.
23:07I get the opportunity to...
23:09to marry the person that I've always loved.
23:11You're the one, Peter.
23:19You always have been.
23:22You are all I need.
23:23You and...
23:25our beautiful little family.
23:27You make me happy.
23:30And that is what love is to me.
23:32Oh.
23:33Oh.
23:33You may kiss the bride.
23:44Can I do it first?
23:45Come on.
23:57Is she taken?
23:59No.
24:00Johnny, I'm sorry.
24:05No, no, no, no.
24:06I'm sorry.
24:08That man did not deserve you as a son, Cal.
24:12Look, I just...
24:13Oh, I know.
24:15No, my old man tried to snuff my light up.
24:19And for years, I let him do it.
24:22Now I've actually got someone who wants me to shine.
24:27I'm not going to throw that away.
24:30I'm not going to throw that away.
24:34I didn't know this morning.
24:36You're happy, though, right?
24:37You're happy with it, aren't you?
24:38You're happy with it, aren't you?
24:38I'm not asking.
24:39I'm not asking.
24:41I'm not asking.
24:41I'm not asking.
24:41I'm not asking.
24:42I'm not asking.
24:43So, how do you think Noel Edmonds did with the flowers and the dress?
24:47Yeah.
24:47Yeah, you did well.
24:48And the song?
24:49It's better when you ain't playing it.
24:51I'm not saying that.
24:53I'm glad you didn't do a run-up.
24:56Yeah, me too.
24:57Oh, she seems happy, don't she?
25:03Yeah.
25:03You better keep it that way.
25:04Well, maybe you should have a word.
25:06Give him some of your top husband tips.
25:09Eh?
25:10She looks stunning.
25:12Yeah.
25:13I'm an artist.
25:14We, we are artists.
25:17Ah, good luck to him.
25:18Marriage is hard work.
25:19Hey, excuse me.
25:20Mrs. Merrim, so is organising a wedding.
25:23All right.
25:23I don't know why we need a goodbye drink for Stasen's not leaving.
25:26Listen, if you stop marrying, yeah, I'll make it up to you later.
25:30Jack, you hear that?
25:32Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:36Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:37Happy birthday to Alfie.
25:41Gina?
25:42Gina?
25:42I'm sorry, all right?
25:50I'm sorry about today.
25:51I'm sorry about everything.
25:52I just...
25:53I've been really stuck.
25:56But I'm not now.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah, well, you and me both, Harry.
25:59No, no, I mean it, G.
26:01I like you.
26:02Like, really, really like you.
26:04And from now on, it's just you and me.
26:06No distraction.
26:07It's just us.
26:08If you give me another chance, I will not let you down.
26:10All right, fine.
26:20You said you wanted to dance, yeah?
26:23Yeah?
26:23Yeah.
26:25Well, I...
26:26I'm going to dance until you come and stop me.
26:33You better get comfy, babe, because I'll do this all night.
26:35This is the mechanic.
26:36No, all right, anything to stop that.
26:43Hey, listen up, everybody.
26:45Ladies, the time you've been waiting for, it's bouquet time!
26:49Yes!
26:50Now, listen up, listen up.
26:52Fellas, do me a favour, all right?
26:54I'll rule here, do not be tripping up your rubber arms, OK?
26:58Right, you got this, Lauren.
26:59All yours, sweetheart.
27:04You going to get in the line, then?
27:06Nah, no chance.
27:07One day you're going to find someone special again.
27:09That's what Martin would have wanted.
27:11Just stop moping about and get in the line.
27:16Well, I owe you one, don't I, so...
27:18I'll aim for you.
27:19Come on, please.
27:22All right.
27:22Get up.
27:24Right.
27:25Come on, girls.
27:26Get ready.
27:26No, no, no, wait a minute.
27:28Whoever cashes his bouquet, all right?
27:29No more surprise weddings.
27:31But enough surprises in one lifetime.
27:33Right, on three.
27:33OK.
27:35One.
27:35Yes.
27:36Two.
27:36Two, two, two.
27:37Three!
27:40Hi.
27:40Hi.
27:41Hi.
27:41Hi.
27:42Hi.
27:48Must be my lucky day.
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