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01:35Now, she's the one with the monobrow, right?
01:37Yeah.
01:37Harry Potter.
01:38That's the one.
01:39Well, you made the cut, so you must be good.
01:41I'm proud of you, kid.
01:42Well, have a good afternoon.
01:44You too.
01:45Does Thomas still like them sweets that make his face go like...
01:57Yeah, but don't get in on it.
01:58OK, well, how about a game, then?
02:02You can't blackmail kids into accepting things.
02:05Well, not all the time, anyway.
02:08Are you nervous?
02:09Same as you, perhaps.
02:10You can stop stressing.
02:12You're the best present Thomas could get, and he's so lucky to have you adopting him.
02:16I mean, he's not even said yes yet.
02:17Yes, but he will.
02:25Hello, new customer.
02:27What can I get you?
02:27I just need directions.
02:29Oh, no food or drink.
02:30We have a large range of tasty lunchtime items and hot and cold beverages.
02:35No.
02:36No, thank you.
02:37I should charge for tourist information.
02:39I'm not a tourist.
02:40Really?
02:41Hey.
02:44Hi.
02:44Hi.
02:45We're on your lunch.
02:46Uh, yeah.
02:47Um, do you fancy coming to get pizza at mine tonight or something?
02:49Ooh, you are the second person to offer that.
02:52I've already had to say no to Rona, because I've got netball practice.
02:54Since when did you sign up for netball?
02:56Oh, God, deja vu or what?
02:58If you want details, just go and speak to Rona.
02:59All right, I was just asking.
03:03Is that you?
03:04Uh, no.
03:07Must be him.
03:08Um, I'll text you later.
03:10I'm not even going to buy anything.
03:15Can you please go to the shop at some point today?
03:17We need coffee, we need milk, we need those yoghurt tubes for Harry.
03:20Uh, is there anything else?
03:21Right.
03:23Wow.
03:25Riveting chat.
03:26Hey, what's your problem?
03:28Do you mean, apart from a meltdown with Myri yesterday?
03:32Oh, yeah, right, sorry.
03:33Um, you OK?
03:35Oh, it's too late to pretend to care now.
03:38You've barely looked up from that screen.
03:40You're waiting for a text off Aaron.
03:42Well, who says it's from him?
03:43Oh, please.
03:43Who else do you speak to?
03:44You're obsessed.
03:45We've agreed to be friends.
03:47All right, that's all.
03:48Mates.
03:49Yeah, right.
03:50See you later.
03:52I'll, uh, cook us tea later, yeah?
03:54We can have a proper talk.
03:56Steak and buy wine.
03:58Lots of wine.
03:59Suggers.
04:16Told you I had a surprise for you.
04:20That good, eh?
04:21Yeah, it's just you, here.
04:25Now.
04:26If this is a bad time, then.
04:29No, no, don't be daft.
04:29Come on, get in.
04:30All right, cheers, but pick your jaw up off the floor first, yeah?
04:34So don't trip over it.
04:36Shit.
04:38Vinny is so nervous, bless him.
04:40Yeah, I'm sure he is.
04:42Maybe you should be nervous.
04:44Oh, don't.
04:45Okay, all right, all right.
04:47Right, do we need more ketchup?
04:49Yeah.
04:52Look, I'm just going to say it, okay?
04:54Oh, Laurel, can't you just send me some passive-aggressive texts later?
04:57I'm not going to do that, am I?
04:59Look, I know that you're worried that I'm not fully committed to Vinny,
05:03and that if all this goes wrong, Thomas is going to be the one that suffers.
05:06It's just that you can't give him a dad and then take it away,
05:08because that wouldn't be fine.
05:09I know, and I know I messed up with that Portuguese guy,
05:13and I know Mum tries to cancel the wedding,
05:15but she was wrong, like you are.
05:18Vinny is the one that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
05:21I won't be putting Thomas through it if he wasn't.
05:22But it's just...
05:23No buts, Laurel.
05:25Conversation finished.
05:29Right, ketchup.
05:31Eight will do it, right?
05:33I want to go over to that cafe.
05:36Long one Nicola, is it?
05:38She seems like a bit of a live wire.
05:40Could be a laugh.
05:41What, you been in?
05:41Yeah.
05:42She told me where you were hiding.
05:46What about that pub?
05:48Over the road.
05:50Not a decent pint since about...
05:522002.
05:56Yeah, why don't we just stay here?
05:57We can talk properly without people gawping.
06:00Yeah, better have cold ones in the fridge.
06:02Yeah, of course.
06:05Why don't you tell me you're coming?
06:06Well, if you'd answered any of my texts, maybe I would have.
06:10You are happy to see me now, aren't you?
06:14Yeah, of course.
06:20To freedom.
06:21Freedom.
06:21That's better than that mucked the brew inside.
06:35Heard that you went back in for a bit on remand.
06:37Yeah.
06:39Shame we didn't cross.
06:43You been a naughty boy again?
06:44No, um, someone's trying to fit me up.
06:49Who?
06:51It's sorted.
06:52Can I ask that?
06:54Can I ask who?
06:55You don't even know him.
06:56Just give me a name and I'll do it.
06:57I just said it's sorted.
06:58You don't need to worry about it.
07:00Right?
07:00He's out of my life.
07:02Good.
07:06Good.
07:07Because if he wasn't, he'd be out of his life.
07:13Or a permanent life.
07:32Won't you, um, give Victoria a bell?
07:44I'd love to make that.
07:45Yeah, she's in town now.
07:47She won't be back for ages.
07:48Are you hiding her from me?
07:50No.
07:52Jokes.
07:54You wouldn't die.
08:00So.
08:02Enough catching up.
08:06Have you forgotten where my mouth is?
08:17Er.
08:19Shall we try that again?
08:28Better.
08:32I've missed this.
08:40You.
08:42Us.
08:47So come on then.
08:50What are you waiting for?
08:53Take your husband upstairs.
08:55Not like you.
09:11It's a play hard to get.
09:14I'm not.
09:14It's a close hold.
09:16There's just four play, is it?
09:18Don't be daft.
09:20No one's been sleeping on my side of the bed, have they?
09:23As if.
09:24Look, I've got to go pick up Harry in a bit.
09:27I can't be late.
09:28And, you know, I need to start something.
09:29We couldn't finish.
09:30Well, it's probably for the best anyway.
09:36I'll have to shit off as soon as I've had this.
09:38Oh, where are you staying?
09:41Still at the palace.
09:43I'm on day release.
09:45But when you said freedom, I thought you meant for good.
09:49No.
09:50Not quite.
09:52I didn't think they did day release for cases like yours.
09:54No, well, they don't normally, but...
09:58This isn't standard.
10:02Are you OK?
10:05Come on, what's up?
10:06Look, I've waited till now so I can tell you in person,
10:11because I know that it's going to hit you hard, but...
10:15I've only got months to live.
10:20Six, at the most.
10:24So you've been following me?
10:25Yep.
10:26Creepy.
10:27I knew you were up to something dodgy.
10:28There's no netball, and don't act like you ain't got a burner.
10:31I'm not thick.
10:32Stop.
10:33When did this start?
10:34A few days ago.
10:36And why didn't you tell me?
10:37Because Ray said not to, and it's the same thing anyway.
10:40There's a massive difference between running and dealing direct, April.
10:44It's still just drop-offs.
10:45It's supply and demand.
10:47But you sound like Ray.
10:48Maybe because he knows what you're talking about.
10:49Oh, yeah?
10:50And what happens when it's not some posh student's outside halls?
10:54What if it's some mad crackhead that'll stab you for the bag, all right?
10:57Did you think about that?
11:03Sorry, I didn't mean it, Cheryl.
11:04Have you got any more jobs?
11:09Just one.
11:12Okay, I'll do this one, and we'll get you home, and I'll get you out of this, yeah?
11:16No.
11:17No, we need to pay that debt off.
11:19Ray said he'll knock more off if I didn't work like this.
11:21It's not worth it, okay?
11:22I'm not having you dealing direct.
11:24I'll have a word.
11:25But then he'll know that I've told you.
11:27Yeah, he'll be fine.
11:29Ray won't change his mind.
11:30He will for me.
11:31Are you sure about six months?
11:38I've had more tests than a lab rat.
11:42Six months is optimistic.
11:44I could crack it literally any second.
11:48Sorry.
11:49No jokes.
11:51You don't look like...
11:52like I'm dying.
11:54No, no, it's one of the perks of the illness.
12:00Anyway.
12:02No more deaf chat.
12:04Okay.
12:04So, that's not waste time.
12:12I'm keeping me fingers crossed for more day releases, but in the meantime, will you visit me?
12:18Every week?
12:19Yeah, of course I will.
12:21That makes me happy.
12:25Anyway, I shall go before they send the sniff of dogs out.
12:28If you don't let go, I can't leave.
12:33I'm just...
12:34I've got it for you.
12:38Well, I've got my head around it.
12:42I just need you to...
12:45smile.
12:49Make me laugh.
12:52Distract me.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Oh, I'm sorry.
12:57Am I interrupting?
12:58I didn't know you were going to be back so soon.
13:01Clearly.
13:02Victoria.
13:03So nice to finally meet you.
13:06Is it?
13:08Vic, this is Kev.
13:10I told you all about, remember?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Kev.
13:14It's really nice to meet you.
13:17Aw.
13:19I'm really sorry, but I've got to go.
13:22I'll let this one.
13:23I'll fill you in on all the news.
13:26Yeah, I will.
13:26And I should look forward to meeting you properly next time.
13:29Peace.
13:30And I'll bring something for Harry, too.
13:33Right, so who is for pudding?
13:35Nah, no one here likes chocolate cake, do they?
13:39Nah, nah, he don't, he don't.
13:41I'll get the usual.
13:43Yeah.
13:46So, Thomas.
13:49Me and Vinny have got something really exciting to tell you.
13:52Yeah.
13:52Okay, so do you know how much I love your mummy, yeah?
13:58Well, I love you just as much.
14:01So, I would like to adopt you and become your proper daddy.
14:05I don't think he understands what adoption means.
14:12Of course not, he's three.
14:13Not a lawyer.
14:14Okay, all right.
14:15Right, so do you know how superheroes work as a team, yeah?
14:21Well, you know, you, mummy and me, we're a team already, aren't we?
14:25Yeah, but adoption gives us extra superpowers.
14:31It makes us stronger.
14:33Poo-poo power!
14:35Poo power!
14:37I mean, that is the best power of all, innit?
14:39Can't it be something like flying or invisibility?
14:42Hey, if that's what Thomas wants, that's what we've got.
14:45All right, poo power to us then.
14:47Poo-poo!
14:49Exactly.
14:50Oh, no, no, I think you might actually need the toilet.
14:52Oh.
14:52No, you finish your drinks, I'll take him, love.
14:54Come on, sweetheart.
14:56Let's go.
14:57Let's go.
14:57So, how do you think that went?
15:06Yeah, good.
15:06Really good.
15:08You don't think we've made the wrong decision, do you?
15:10Are you regretting it?
15:11No.
15:12No, why would I be?
15:13Well, you're talking as if you are.
15:15No, I'm just looking for reassurance, that's all.
15:18Right, no, sorry.
15:19Sorry, yeah, I'm just being stupid.
15:21I know you are.
15:23What's up with you?
15:24Nothing.
15:25I just think it's, you know, the stress of today, that's all.
15:28Sorry.
15:29All right, okay, well, um, put your face straight before Thomas gets back, yeah?
15:35Your husband?
15:37Seriously, though, what the actual hell?
15:39I had no idea he was coming today, I thought he was still inside.
15:42What, like he's escaped?
15:44No, he's on day release.
15:46Well, what's he doing for?
15:47Armed robbery.
15:49Great.
15:49So just guns and violence while I can't wait for Harry to meet cuddly Uncle Kev, the armed robber.
15:54He came here to tell me that he's only got a few months left to live.
15:58Where were you going?
15:59To escape this parallel universe that I'm in.
16:02I know it's a lot to take in.
16:04It's madness, is what it is.
16:05It doesn't make any sense.
16:06He saved my life, Vic.
16:08Literally.
16:09How?
16:11You know I wouldn't let anyone visit me.
16:13I know you had a tough time, yeah.
16:16The punches, the names, the laughing, that's the kick in my head in, just for being me.
16:22What, for being bi?
16:23That, and apparently I'm posh too.
16:27It was a great mix.
16:30They became normal.
16:32God.
16:34But Kev stopped them.
16:38And let's just say they came off worse.
16:43It was in solitary for ages, for me.
16:44I was grateful.
16:48But I still don't get how you ended up married.
16:52What, not even if someone offers you protection, safety, sleep?
16:56Married, though?
16:58Wouldn't that just meet your mates?
16:59I was going to be inside there for 14 years, Vic.
17:0214 years.
17:05You have to start a new life in there, otherwise you lose your mind.
17:10I was going to use pining for the outside, because that's never going to happen.
17:14Kev sorting those guys out, it allowed me to start that new life.
17:19I owe him, Vic.
17:23I owe him my life.
17:26Hi, I've got a message to call.
17:27What, the prosecution barrister handling Graeme Connolly's trial?
17:32Yeah, it's, it's, it's, um, it's Finney.
17:34Sorry, sorry, um, Vincent, Vincent Dingle.
17:40Yeah, I, I, um, I confirm my attendance.
17:46Court three, Thursday.
17:5011.30, I'll be there.
17:53Okay, thank you.
17:54Bye, bye.
17:57I'm proud of you, bro.
18:01I'm not proud of myself.
18:03Listen, it'll all be fine.
18:05Will it?
18:07Well, Thomas hugged me so tight today, we're so chuffed about the adoption.
18:12I mean, how can I go sit in a courtroom knowing that I could just ruin everything?
18:15You're doing this for them.
18:18You're showing Thomas his dad's a stand-up guy.
18:21Honest.
18:22Good.
18:23The world's going to be a better place without scum like him.
18:27I get that, right, but it just, it doesn't feel like a win.
18:31Knowing that I might lose everything that actually, you know, really matters to me.
18:34I've got your back.
18:38Whatever happens, you ain't doing this alone.
18:42Thanks, Cami.
18:44Thanks for letting me get changed.
18:46No worries.
18:47And, um, thanks for doing that last job for me.
18:51Yeah, it's cool.
18:51Right, I need to go.
18:54When will you speak to Rhea?
18:55Er, tomorrow.
18:56I'll let you know.
18:58Right, you're going to have to come up with a story why you can't do netball anymore, alright?
19:01What, I am definitely?
19:03Yeah, I promise.
19:04Okay.
19:04See you later.
19:08Hey, love.
19:10I thought you'd still be at netball practice.
19:12Er, no.
19:13Harry Potter's kid was ill or something, so we had to go.
19:16Right, well, should I see if we can still go for that pizza?
19:18It saves me getting a meal for one.
19:20Sure.
19:21Brilliant.
19:21Well, let's get changed and go and stuff our faces with carbs.
19:25Er, I don't think I'm going to carry on with netball.
19:28Oh, how come?
19:31Just prefer to be at home.
19:33Well, for that, you get dough balls as well.
19:35Come on.
19:41Don't say I never do anything for you.
19:43It's all right.
19:45Right, I need you to be honest with me.
19:48How much more honest can I be?
19:49Are you in love with Aaron?
19:52Yeah, I'm in love with him.
19:54Right, so you need to divorce this Kev.
19:56The sooner the better.
19:58I'm assuming it's, like, official.
20:00Yeah, it's a proper marriage, but there's no need to divorce him.
20:03You can't hang on for him to die.
20:05Can you?
20:06Yeah.
20:07And you've only got his word that it's six months.
20:09But it's not just that.
20:10Like, Kev has a lot of money.
20:16And?
20:17Well, if I stay married to him, then I'll inherit it.
20:21And it's a lot of money.
20:24Right, so he's happy to leave you all his money,
20:27as long as you, what, hold his hand until he dies?
20:31Yeah, it's what he wants.
20:33Come off it.
20:34You're prostituting yourself to one of the Kray twins
20:37just so you can get your hands on his millions.
20:39It's not millions, and it's not all about the cash.
20:42It's more complex than that.
20:43Don't act like this is some noble sacrifice.
20:46And I'm assuming Aaron has no idea, either.
20:48No, no, and please, don't tell him.
20:51Robert, what is wrong with you?
20:53You're trying to outdo John for the title of family nutter.
20:56Hey, I'm nothing like him.
20:58I actually thought we'd move forward after John
21:00and things would get better.
21:02But no, here you are, dragging me and poor Aaron
21:05into your mess.
21:07It's disgusting you asking me to keep your dirty secret
21:09while you play sugar baby to a dying gangster.
21:12Hey, babe, where are you going?
21:14I'm going to pick Harry up,
21:15and then I'm taking him to his friend's party.
21:18Like people do in real life.
21:19A life where you don't bring death and danger
21:21to your family's doorstep.
21:23I'll sort it.
21:24I promise.
21:24Just please, please don't tell Aaron.
21:28Okay.
21:29I won't.
21:30Because you should.
21:32But if you don't, I swear, Robert,
21:33I'll tell him myself, and when I do, you will lose him.
21:37And any future you thought you might have had together.
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