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00:00.
00:05Bye.
00:06Bye.
00:10You
00:15You
00:20You
00:25You
00:30You
00:32You
00:35You
00:37You
00:40You
00:42You
00:43You
00:44You
00:45You
00:45You
00:47Listen, honey, you've been tossing a tenny all night
00:50So how about a ring, Roy? Explain that you're not up to it. I'm sure you'll understand.
00:53I am what for it?
00:54No, a bit of crayon
00:55From the older space, I've been good to go.
00:57Okay, Bernie, grief is a process, okay? It takes time, there's no...
01:00There's no hiding from it, there's no shame in it.
01:02Yeah, and I could spike till I drop, but it changes now.
01:05So listen, how about I pick up the quads, lighten your load?
01:07No, I was missing in action the first time round. I've got a...
01:10A lot to make up for.
01:11Yeah, only that's ancient history. Okay, you're a wonderful mother, you're a wonderful grandmother, but...
01:15You are not a superwoman, you're getting grief-muzzed out, right?
01:17Look, how about I do me, and you do you?
01:19Yeah, because...
01:20I am worried about you. Honey, I'm worried.
01:25And you keep up this pace, you're gonna hit a wall, you...
01:27Look, this has got to stop.
01:29Serious.
01:30Seriously.
01:34You know best.
01:35...
01:36...
01:40Oh, it's strange not seeing Billy up on the altar.
01:45Oh, it was, it really was.
01:48Oh, thanks.
01:50Tony.
01:51Tonic plates have certainly shifted.
01:54No kidding.
01:55Look, it's...
01:56How are you feeling, Bernie?
01:57Are you bearing up?
01:58I don't know.
01:59What was it?
02:00What's your alternative?
02:01Spoken like a true stoic.
02:02I was just saying to Sally, it was so strange.
02:05The bishop up there, no Billy.
02:07What with him being dad, you mean?
02:10Oh, cross observation, I'm sorry.
02:13I know what you meant.
02:16Hey Bernie, you're still on for tonight, starting off at the Rovers.
02:19Copy that, Sal.
02:20Right.
02:21She just needs to have a bit of steam.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Just what the doctor ordered.
02:25Oh, aye.
02:26What have you two been up with?
02:30Stop telling your dirty tickets.
02:32A lady never tells.
02:34Summer was in...
02:35Floods.
02:36I'm just down to bed.
02:37Oh, she broke my heart.
02:38And Todd was just...
02:40Dragon, wasn't he?
02:41Yeah.
02:42Bernie's been bottling it up.
02:44Well, there's no...
02:45One size fits all.
02:46Yeah, true.
02:47But, I mean, Deb did text.
02:49Say it's...
02:50Keep an eye on her.
02:52Right.
02:53I am off-skate.
02:55Got a banging headache.
02:56Try not to fall apart without my laters.
03:00Stop talking.
03:01Thank you, Michael.
03:02No need to make a big deal.
03:03Get up, I'm
03:04I got a big deal.
03:07And if you want to make a big deal out,
03:08you're still sitting at the top of my lapelienza,
03:10you're an angle here.
03:13And you can make a big deal of steam.
03:14And you can jump in.
03:15And I'll see you too.
03:17Right?
03:18Yeah?
03:20Bye.
03:21Bye.
03:23Bye.
03:24Bye.
03:25Bye.
03:27Bye.
03:28Bye.
03:05I'm looking for Roy.
03:07Oh, you found him.
03:10Can I help you?
03:11You sent these to my wife.
03:15I did like knives, are you?
03:20Hey, you.
03:26Back all ready?
03:28How was your shift?
03:30Yeah, you know.
03:31Made toasties, poured coffee, wiped tables.
03:34Oh, okay.
03:35And there's a...
03:35What's with the early dark then?
03:36How are you feeling?
03:37Like I'm going to punch the next person who asks me that.
03:41Sorry, I'm being a cow.
03:42No, I'm sorry.
03:43I'm clearly testing your patients.
03:44Listen...
03:45Are you sure you don't want me to pick up the kids?
03:47No, they're expecting me.
03:48You get on with your vet.
03:49Okay.
03:50Well, listen.
03:51How about when you get back?
03:52I, uh...
03:54Fix you a really...
03:55piping hot bath and making something lovely to...
03:57No.
03:58I, I haven't got time on my...
04:00No.
04:01I'm going to jump in the show.
04:02I'm going out with the girls.
04:05What, like another late one?
04:06Fingers crossed.
04:08What's that face for?
04:09Honey, you are...
04:10eating like a bird.
04:11You're barely sleeping.
04:12Well, if I'm keeping you awake, I can sleep in Hardy's room.
04:14Please.
04:16My point is that I really don't think another boozy night is the best idea.
04:19Dev.
04:20No.
04:20The girls will understand.
04:21Okay.
04:22Billy was so precious to you.
04:23It was a special link to...
04:26But yes, there was an ordeal for everyone.
04:28But this brave-faced routine of your...
04:30Everyone is at me, right?
04:32Everyone has got an opinion.
04:33No, honey, I am not.
04:35Everyone.
04:36You're suffocating me!
04:37BBC.
04:38Now just there, isn't that...
04:40just like grief-talking?
04:41No!
04:42No!
04:43It's me talking!
04:44And you not listening!
04:45That's part!
04:46That's part!
04:47That's part!
04:48That's part!
04:50That's part!
04:55Oh, my God.
05:008.
05:017.
05:028.
05:039.
05:0410.
05:0510.
05:05You
05:20I would never pursue a married woman or anyone with a partner come to that.
05:24I can vouch for that.
05:25As can I.
05:26Alice is the one who did all the chasing.
05:28It was intended that...
05:30We meet last week and the flowers were an apology for cancellation.
05:34A sweetener.
05:35He was being a gentleman.
05:37Because that's who he is.
05:39He's never even mentioned me.
05:4431 years.
05:47Three kids.
05:49Yeah, he was stato.
05:50He's never seen it.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Yeah.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Can I offer you a cup of tea?
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:06I hate January at the best of times.
06:11Oh, poor old Billy, Diane.
06:14Todd's fiancé did such a lot.
06:16It's a lovely eulogy that I didn't see.
06:18There's such a lot of love in that room, isn't there?
06:21I told Ben we're having a happy hour.
06:23All spirits are half price.
06:25Min!
06:26Yeah, Mum.
06:27Get him in.
06:28I'm going to bargain.
06:29Sometimes it pays to drink yourself.
06:31That's stupid.
06:32Finger back.
06:33Ka-ching, ka-ching.
06:34And the first round is on the house.
06:36Nice one!
06:37You, Maggie, are an officer and a gentleman.
06:40Pretty sure I can have you.
06:41Canceled for that.
06:42Right now, what's everyone having?
06:44Oh, a J&T Ice and Slice, please.
06:46Large body, please.
06:47Large body, please.
06:48You know, to help process my grief.
06:49Large glass of water.
06:50Okay.
06:51I'm sorry I never met your Paul.
06:54By all accounts, a lovely...
06:56Lovely fella.
06:57Yeah, he was.
06:58He was, yeah.
06:59Hey, come on, girls.
07:00That booth has...
07:01got our name on it.
07:02Can you, er, get a wiggle on, please, Glenda?
07:06I'm patched.
07:07I'm patched.
07:08I'm patched.
07:11Oh, dear, dear.
07:12I can't keep up.
07:13Something like you.
07:14Oh, dear.
07:15Oh, dear.
07:16It's done in.
07:17It's the funeral.
07:18Mmm.
07:19Yeah, thank you for everything.
07:21Oh, it wasn't on my...
07:22I mean...
07:23I'm all right.
07:24I have a warm treat.
07:25Yeah.
07:26I know.
07:27I know what...
07:26Do you know what?
07:27If ever you need to...
07:28Do you know what?
07:29If ever you need to...
07:31Don't burden yourself, to be honest.
07:33I just want to get it off me face.
07:35Relate to that right when...
07:36I'd better keep them coming.
07:37Back in a minute.
07:38Oh, I can help you out there, son.
07:41How about a pint of lime and soda?
07:43Pack it all in.
07:44That is not gonna lie in your...
07:46No pockets.
07:47It will line your stomach, though.
07:49I know your heart.
07:51We're all hurting.
07:52Even Bill Gates has got his problems.
07:56I never met Paul, but...
07:59I really liked Billy.
08:01You have to hang on to the fact...
08:03That they're in a better place now.
08:06A lot of coaching arses.
08:07Maggie's only trying to be kind.
08:10She's not...
08:11They...
08:12Do you reckon?
08:13Oh, God.
08:14They...
08:15They...
08:16They...
08:16They're at peace.
08:17And we're left to get on with it.
08:19She's like a walking bridge man.
08:21Penny?
08:22Penny?
08:23What?
08:24Pipe down!
08:25Yes!
08:26Pull your eyes out.
08:27Show some respect.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:30I didn't need...
08:31I didn't mean to upset you.
08:32No.
08:33You're building your part, love.
08:35He told you...
08:36Show me that I need me bed.
08:39I don't get worried, Sal.
08:41It's no biggie.
08:42No, no, no.
08:46You're meeting dogs.
08:47I don't want to eat dogs.
08:48She wants you to get some vet.
08:49Give me some -"ian!"
08:50I've been waiting for you to get one, though.
08:51See you later.
08:56Thermomitauses like these chewed forests.
08:58Amber疫情 goes by if you layers.
08:59It's cause it's a Veronica of Chi.
09:01Oh, so let's turn that away.
09:02I물 sorry.
09:03I turns it and you Bronx TV.
09:04Just let me pick it up.
09:05Have a look.
09:06Hey, oh.
09:07Oh my gosh.
09:08The camera.
09:09I'm so Suppose I тысячano.
09:11Look.
09:12Nee, I bought this so many cons.
09:13Mythas.
09:14Like Mon agние,ê,
09:15Failing that, I'll have a whiskey and ginger.
09:20Try it in your sorrows.
09:23Meet your mate.
09:25Well, life is art and then you die.
09:30Oh, thank you.
09:35Good night.
09:41I found out my wife has been cheating on me.
09:44Oh.
09:45Aw, mate.
09:47Where's some weirdo?
09:50I'm wearing an apron.
09:53He says he didn't have no clue about me.
09:55Get rid of her.
09:58Just like that.
10:00Just like that.
10:03I thought we were soulmates.
10:06Well, it's not looking good, Mal.
10:09Can't lie to you.
10:11I love that.
10:14Maybe.
10:15Maybe it's just a blip.
10:19You think?
10:21No.
10:22But you bought me a drink and you look miserable, you see.
10:25My son and his husband...
10:29My son and his husband...
10:30They were...
10:33Not home before I buy you.
10:35Biggest Borla Grady fan in the world.
10:37Aye.
10:39Thank God.
10:41Now, my Paul and his Billy.
10:44A little between the...
10:45Them two.
10:46You could feel it.
10:49And they were put...
10:50Through the ringer.
10:52But every battle...
10:54Made him stronger.
10:55Yeah.
10:58Bookie them.
10:59Um...
11:00Oh, yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:03They looked out all right.
11:06My round, please.
11:08My round, please.
11:10One.
11:13One, two, three, four.
11:15One, two white.
11:16Since she's looking over sight...
11:20Should I look him up?
11:22Yeah, knock yourself out.
11:25Should we go clubbing?
11:27We're fine here.
11:28Oh, come on! I've not been so...
11:30To Equinox for Donkey.
11:31Guys, sorry, the only music we'll play in the community is the music that's on PA.
11:36That's the phone police.
11:39Hey!
11:41Have you been in a fight?
11:43No, we got raided by burglars.
11:45Are you kidding?
11:47Do you want a drink?
11:49Aye, aye!
11:50No, Tar.
11:51And to be honest, I think you've probably had enough.
11:54To be honest, I...
11:55I'm only just getting started.
11:56She's fine.
11:57She's fine, no.
11:58She's fine.
11:59I'm looking at her.
12:00I'm gonna go...
12:01Bernie.
12:02Bernie!
12:03Bernie!
12:04Wait!
12:05I'm gonna have to ask you to leave otherwise.
12:06Come on.
12:05Oh, management have spoken.
12:07Come on, Bernie.
12:08Best not kick.
12:10Oh, he bore off.
12:11Right, okay.
12:12Come on, that's it.
12:13Right, okay.
12:14Come on, that's it.
12:15You've got to go.
12:16Now, please.
12:17Oh, no.
12:18Go, you've got to go.
12:19No, no, no, no.
12:20Now!
12:20Just think of this, right, as a mini-wake.
12:26I've heard my son-in-law yesterday.
12:28I know.
12:29I haven't.
12:30Hey, I'm really sorry about that, okay?
12:32But I'm gonna have to ask you to go, Bernie.
12:34I...
12:35I'll...
12:36I'll sorry.
12:37Please, please, please, please, please.
12:38Right, please do that.
12:39Okay.
12:40Okay.
12:41Right.
12:42Right.
12:45I will see you around, pal.
12:47Mal.
12:48Mal.
12:49Mal.
12:50Mal.
12:51Yeah, and you've been wifey off.
12:53Is that it?
12:54Well, Club Lambert...
12:55and then I'm going to get off my cake.
12:58Sounds good.
13:00To me, let's drink the minibar dry first.
13:05Room 59.
13:25Oh, banger after banger!
13:30I love the night you've made.
13:32I can tell.
13:34I can't remember my...
13:35Much of it, man.
13:36Stop it!
13:39Right.
13:40I'm going to be back before you can say,
13:43Hacienda!
13:45Ah!
13:47The legendary...
13:49Hacienda!
13:51Right.
13:52Good to know.
13:53So should we take him before you send me into a coma?
13:55Ah!
13:56I love it when you take me down.
13:58Well, I'm in a safe space.
14:01With me new best mate.
14:02I'll be rude not to.
14:06How long before he keeps him?
14:08How long before he keeps him?
14:10Not long.
14:11You know, a couple of hours of oblivion would do me nicely.
14:15You've been so well, I'm back.
14:17Well, I'm not back yet, love.
14:19No, no!
14:20No, no!
14:21Mal!
14:22Mal!
14:23Just...
14:24Just be in the moment mate!
14:25Alright, just...
14:26Just chill, Kate.
14:27Alright, just chill, Kate.
14:29Alright.
14:30Bye!
14:38Alright, just chill.
14:45It's like a kaleidoscope.
14:50For real?
14:51Nah.
14:52Just trying to be cold.
14:54What in those slacks?
14:59You're mocking me.
15:00You'd have to pay a forfeit.
15:02I've got about...
15:04Four quid in me purse, so go and knock yourself out, mate.
15:09A little for a kiss.
15:10I'm married.
15:12So has my wife been incredible?
15:14It's a jumper style.
15:15Nice one.
15:19Don't sound so surprised that I can parry with the best of you.
15:24How about a cuddle then?
15:25We could both do it once.
15:27Chill out.
15:29That vodka's calling me.
15:34So in the rain.
15:35You're not my sister.
15:36You're right.
15:37Here we go.
15:38My sister.
15:39I'm Jacky.
15:40My husband.
15:41My sister.
15:42My brother.
15:43My sister.
15:44He's in my brother.
15:46I'm not my sister.
15:48I'm not my sister.
15:49I'm not my sister.
15:50Can I buy your sister?
15:52Oh.
15:53I'm a lady.
15:54What are you talking about?
15:55No, no, no, lady, she's not with you.
15:59No, no, she left her.
16:00Oh, maybe she's gone to your house, not the little cuddle with the baby.
16:05No, no, no, she had a bit of umbrage with my...
16:10Maggie or something, she said something.
16:13What?
16:13Yeah, it was something or nothing, she just said a lot to Drew.
16:15Oh, we're all off.
16:16Hooray!
16:17Hooray!
16:18Hooray!
16:20Ellie, why don't you tell me?
16:23Because she told me not to.
16:24All right, ladies, listen up.
16:25I'm sure she's okay.
16:26Let's just give her a ring, yeah?
16:27Oh, no.
16:30I reckon that dealer in the dog and gun sold us a couple of tranks.
16:35I'm starting to wonder.
16:40Tell me about your dead soul.
16:44Oh, you're so...
16:45You know what?
16:47Yeah, he was kind.
16:50His dad fuller was lazy.
16:55He was a great stepdad.
16:58He was a good boxer.
17:00He was a terrible cook.
17:04Tell me about your living...
17:05She could be an MI5.
17:09She could be an MI5.
17:10She's probably there right now, on the corner.
17:13All these years.
17:15Three...
17:15Decades.
17:18That's an achievement.
17:19Aren't you so happy?
17:2025 happy years.
17:2125 happy years would be something to celebrate.
17:24Otherwise, it's just...
17:25It's a matter of not being unhappy enough to get divorced,
17:28but you slowly wade your way through.
17:3025 calendars.
17:33Parents' evenings.
17:35Christmas...
17:35Christmas is with the in-laws.
17:37Ashes, matches, and despair.
17:40I'm glad you found my baby's little life so funny.
17:45I don't think I ever went to a parents' evening.
17:50Yeah, not a one.
17:52Raven.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Yeah, my kids, I'd spend around me.
18:00That was a total disgrace.
18:02It's not just how old are you.
18:05How about your husband?
18:06How many in your life?
18:07I met my kids down on every level.
18:09They had terrible food.
18:10They had terrible step-dads.
18:14Idiots.
18:15I didn't grow up till I was 50.
18:20I thought I had bad news.
18:22Hang on.
18:23Keep your son.
18:25Bye.
18:26Bye.
18:28Bye.
18:28Bye.
18:30Bye.
18:32Bye.
18:34Bye.
18:35Bye.
18:36Bye.
18:38Bye.
18:41Bye.
18:43Bye.
18:46Bye.
18:47Bye.
18:49Bye.
18:49Bye.
18:49Bye.
18:25Sorry
18:28Faint heart
18:30I mean
18:32You look
18:34So
18:35So sad
18:39I can't stay sad
18:40You deserve better
18:41I'm sure you did your best
18:44Oh
18:45You're gorgeous
18:47A proper firecracker
18:50I was an unfit mother
18:55I'll never get the chance to make it up to him
19:00I'm a little bit
19:02I'm a little bit
19:05Billy was the love of his life
19:10Billy was bold
19:14He was lovely
19:15He was the kindest
19:17He was the kindest
19:20He was a little piece of my ball
19:25And now he's gone
19:30He said
19:34They both go
19:35He said
19:37He said
19:38He said
19:39He said
19:40They both go
19:41He said
19:42He said
19:45He said
19:47He told him
19:48He told him
19:49He said
19:53That nothing
19:57He said
19:58He told him
20:01You
20:02He told him
20:04I'm
20:05I
20:06or let me know where you are and I'll come pick you up.
20:11I love you.
20:16I love you.
20:21I've had some complaints about the noise.
20:25Some people should get out.
20:26It's two o'clock in the morning, Bernie.
20:28What's it happened?
20:33We just got wrecked together.
20:36It's none of my business.
20:39Just don't let Debbie see you.
20:44All right, she's going to be in at seven.
20:46I'll be long gone.
20:49Nothing happened.
20:51Just took a pill.
20:53It's not a big deal.
20:54Ah, didn't you?
20:54Look at that.
20:55Right, anything else you've got goes down the bog.
20:57We only had two.
20:58Oh, yippee.
20:59Ryan.
21:03Nothing happened.
21:04I doubt I recall this night.
21:09It's nothing.
21:12Just don't help Bernie.
21:14Hasn't a big deal.
21:19Noah.
21:20What?
21:20I wanna say something to go back.
21:22Bye.
21:22Bye.
21:23Gotta care.
21:24Bye.
21:24Now with Wittang candy.
21:25Bye.
21:25Mother.
21:26Bye.
21:27antibody.
21:28Bye.
21:29Bye bye.
21:29Bye bye.
21:30Bye bye.
21:31Rightba.
21:32Bye bye.
21:33Bye bye.
21:36Bye bye.
21:38Bye bye.
21:40Bye bye.
21:41Bye bye.
21:42Bye bye.
21:42Bye bye.
21:42You
21:52You
21:57You
22:02You
22:07You
22:12You
22:17You
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