Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00Watch this, Ruff.
00:07One for the money, two for the show, three...
00:11Um, I forget.
00:14And four... I don't know.
00:19It's Saturday, Ruff.
00:21No school for two whole days.
00:25Hey, I bet Mr. Wilson's excited, too.
00:28Oh, George, it wouldn't hurt you to be nice to Dennis once in a while.
00:33Hurt me, Martha? It could very possibly kill me.
00:36I tell you the only safe time to be outside is before Dennis Mitchell hits the streets.
00:41Now, when I get this satellite dish up there, you go park our car over on Mason Street.
00:47Whatever for, George?
00:49That way, Dennis will think we're gone for the weekend,
00:51and I'll get to watch the big football game on TV in peace.
00:55Yeah, you gotta get up pretty doggone early to beat old George Wilson.
01:03Oh, please, no.
01:06Hiya, Mr. Wilson. What you doing?
01:09Dennis, you get out of that tree this instant!
01:12Henry, I think Dennis is up.
01:29Oh, don't worry, dear.
01:30If he was up, we'd know it.
01:32Wow! A rain or a dish for me and Joey play Top Gun.
01:43You're the greatest, Mr. Wilson.
01:46From now on, you could use our door.
01:49It sticks a little, so you gotta slam it kind of hard.
01:52Like this!
01:53Why don't I show Joey the...
02:02Whoa! Nice jump!
02:06But you should be careful, Mr. Wilson.
02:08You could fall from your Spetunias.
02:11Mitchell!
02:22I think he's up now.
02:25I tell you, Mitchell, that boy of yours is a...
02:27is a... is a... is a menace!
02:30Other neighborhood kids don't come over when I'm sleeping
02:32and tamper with my eyelids.
02:34Other neighborhood kids don't use my weed whacker
02:37to give the neighborhood dogs a haircut.
02:39Other...
02:40What?
02:40This just in, there's been a breakout
02:42at the state penitentiary.
02:43Two escaped convicts are believed to be
02:45in the vicinity of Midvale.
02:47Anyone spotting them is asked to contact the police immediately.
02:50They are extremely dangerous.
02:53You see that, Mitchell?
02:54And they're choir boys compared to you-know-who.
02:57Boy, Mr. Wilson sure is mad about something.
03:02Yeah, I haven't seen that fain in his neck
03:04do that wiggly little dance
03:06since I used his garden hose for a bent rope.
03:09I'll keep him away from your place from now on, George.
03:12I-I promise.
03:14And here you go.
03:15Good as new.
03:18Yeah, don't forget our old college
03:19is playing in the biggest game of the year tomorrow.
03:22And not even Dennis is going to cause me
03:24to miss a second of it.
03:26Ah, I remember my college days
03:29like they were yesterday.
03:30My old fraternity, Beta Pi Pi.
03:33Great Scott, I was in the Beta Pi fraternity in my day.
03:38Class of-
03:39Well, never mind.
03:41But I was a Pi guy.
03:43Hoo-ha-lay-ah-oo-yah!
03:47What's eternity, Mrs. Mitchell?
03:49Well, it's kind of like a club for big kids, Joey.
03:52They have all kinds of secrets
03:54and love playing practical jokes on each other
03:56and things like that.
03:57Hey, we should start a secret eternity of our own, Joey.
04:01Okay, but I'm not doing that ants-in-your-pants dance.
04:07George, what would you say
04:08to putting together a mini-pie reunion?
04:11Hmm.
04:12Why, you know, I haven't seen the hook in years.
04:16Who's the hook?
04:17Ha-ha!
04:18He-he was the biggest practical joker
04:20in my fraternity house, boys.
04:22Oh, he-he got that nickname
04:24because he could hook food right off your plate
04:26while he distracted you with a-a whoopee cushion
04:28or an exploding cigar!
04:30Ha-ha-ha!
04:32Wow!
04:34Is he gonna come here
04:35and blow things up, Mr. Wilson?
04:37Eh, what-what?
04:38No, Dennis.
04:39But I am going to see if I can track him down.
04:43Beta Pi! Beta Pi!
04:44I'm a pie guy, Jim.
04:46I die!
04:49I bet we can find some b-b-bolt cutters
04:52in that garage down there.
04:53And that's where we go
04:55after dark.
04:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:00Yeah.
05:03Hey, Martha.
05:04Hey, Martha, quick!
05:06I think there's a burglar in the Mitchell house!
05:08Oh, my!
05:09It could be those escaped convicts on the news!
05:11Call the police!
05:12We could get one drink, Ruff.
05:16Then we have to go right back to bed.
05:19Ruff!
05:24Whoa!
05:25Whoa!
05:31Hey!
05:32We can change out of these prison duds, too!
05:36Better sneak up from the back.
05:40Gee!
05:41I wonder what Dad's doing now.
05:47That must be the hook.
05:50Maybe he came early to play a secret joke
05:53on Dad and Mr. Wilson.
05:55Well, I know how to make him feel right at home.
05:57Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:58Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
05:59Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:09Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17Reach for the sky, Mr. The Hook!
06:33Get it! Stop it! Stop it! It's me!
06:39Gee, Mr. Wilson, I thought you were The Hook.
06:42I can't believe this. All right, that does it. We're through.
06:45From now on, I want you to pretend you don't know me.
06:48Okay, Dennis.
06:50Wow. Is this like Eternity Game, Mr. Wilson?
06:53Sure. Forget I exist, and you'll be a Beta Pi guy for life.
07:00Got the prowler.
07:02Wow. Just like Beverly Hills Cops 911.
07:05Yeah, what? No. Dennis, tell them it's a mistake.
07:10You know this guy, kid?
07:11Mm-mm. I sure don't, officer. I don't even know he exists.
07:17Dennis! This is a mistake!
07:22What on earth is going on?
07:24Dennis, why is Mr. Wilson being arrested?
07:27It's a game, Dad. I pretended I didn't know him, and he...
07:32What? Why are you looking at me like that?
07:35Young man, you march into that house right this minute.
07:41The only problem with being an only child at times like this
07:44is you got no one else to blame, Ruff.
07:49Boss, let's get out of town tonight.
07:52Hey, hey. Not so fast.
07:54Let's lie low in that vacant house.
07:57We're not through with this town yet.
08:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:04Martha, Dennis has turned me into a total wreck.
08:11Oh, no.
08:12If that's the toe-headed terror,
08:14tell him I'm still in jail.
08:17Hi-ya, Mrs. Wilson.
08:19Oh, hi, Dennis.
08:21George isn't up yet.
08:23Well, I came to tell him I...
08:25I'm sorry he got sent up the river last night
08:28Because of me.
08:30Oh, I'm sure he forgives you, Dennis.
08:32After all, you were only doing what he asked.
08:36Well, anyway, I picked him this flower for his garden,
08:40because I know how the digging in the dirt calms him down a lot.
08:43Oh, how nice.
08:45I'll give it to him as soon as he gets up.
08:47Tell Mr. Wilson I'm going to let him sleep as long as he wants before the big game.
08:52See ya!
08:53I tell you, that boy is going to make me old before my time, Martha.
09:09Weeds.
09:12Come on, Joey.
09:13Let's go find some eternity secrets of our own.
09:16Holy cow!
09:18Hey, Joey, you know how Mr. Wilson says bald as a baby's bottom?
09:23Well, he just went out and bought some fake hair.
09:26If I look older than the Hulk when he comes here today,
09:29he'll never let me hear the end of it, Martha.
09:31Oh, George, you look fine.
09:33Where'd Mr. Wilson's real hair go anyway, Dennis?
09:37Don't you know anything?
09:39Joey, your hair goes back down into your head when you get old.
09:45No way!
09:47That's why Mr. Wilson gets confused a lot.
09:50The hair tangles his brain.
09:53Martha, does this toupee make me look younger than the other one?
09:59Martha?
10:00Hey, Martha!
10:06Hi, I'm Mr. Wilson.
10:09You don't sound like Mr. Wilson.
10:11Yes, I do.
10:12This is what I say when I pick up the newspaper.
10:14Oh, mercy six.
10:18Preserve me, Martha.
10:20Uh-oh.
10:22Hide!
10:26The heck with it.
10:27I'll wear the thickest doggone toupee I bought.
10:31Taking the cat for a walk, George.
10:42Yeah, what cat, Martha?
10:44Is it...
10:45Oh!
10:47Where is Dennis?
10:49I just know he had something to do with this.
10:53Boy, Mr. Wilson sure hit the roof when he found that cat on his head.
10:58Yeah, I guess it's a good thing he doesn't have a St. Bernard.
11:03Good morning, Dennis.
11:05Want to walk with me and my baby?
11:06I'd rather like mud off my high tops, Margaret.
11:11What are you guys doing anyway?
11:13Me and Dennis are starting an eternity club.
11:16It's a club with all kinds of secret stuff.
11:19And her own house, too.
11:20A house?
11:22Okay, I'll hang the curtains and be the mother.
11:25Kiss our baby, Dennis.
11:27Kiss this.
11:35Okay, this is a great place for eternity meeting.
11:40After I decorate, it'll be our love nest, Dennis.
11:43Then we'll get married and have a different room for each of our hundred babies.
11:47Can't a grip, Margaret, or six.
11:52What's that?
11:57A bunch of snotty brats playing around downstairs.
12:00Hey, we can make a club banner out of this old rug.
12:08Hey, it's the real Trinity Brothers I was telling you guys about from last night.
12:15Hey, you're supposed to be at Mr. Wilson's house to watch the big game with all the other eternity brothers in just a couple of old clocks.
12:24Hey, boss.
12:26He thinks we're on some kind of fraternity.
12:29Shut up and play along.
12:32So that rug thing was a big fraternity joke, huh?
12:36Beta pie, beta pie.
12:38Um, kiss the girls or make them cry.
12:42Oh, wait.
12:42That's not right.
12:43So tell me, kid, there's going to be a lot of people at this game, right?
12:49Sure.
12:49Hooping and hollering for your favorite teens.
12:53Must hurt a lot when you clap, huh?
12:56Uh, how would you kids like to join our fraternity, huh?
13:00Hooray!
13:02Bye!
13:03Bye!
13:03Bye-bye!
13:04Bye!
13:05Boy, oh boy.
13:07They sure were nice initiating us into a real-ternity.
13:10We should do something for them.
13:13Oh, yes.
13:13We should all go home immediately and write thank you notes.
13:17We should pin your pigtails to a bus out of town.
13:20I know what real-ternity brothers like best.
13:23Practical jokes.
13:25And here's exactly what we're going to do for them.
13:28Come here.
13:29Let me tell you what we're going to do.
13:30Oh, I'm so excited.
13:35The Hook and the others are going to be here for the big game in less than an hour.
13:39Well, Mr. Grouse, you seem in a much better mood than you were this morning.
13:43That's because this morning I hadn't Dennis-proofed our house yet.
13:47Every button on the remote is programmed to the big game.
13:50Dennis can't switch channels on me.
13:52The recliner is locked into my favorite position, weighted down by these bricks.
13:58Dennis is too small to move it, and he won't grow any bigger at our expense.
14:02I've sprinkled these cookies with pepper.
14:04One bite and Dennis will lay off our snacks for the rest of the day.
14:08George Wilson, you should be ashamed of yourself.
14:11Oh, I am.
14:13I am.
14:15Sorry I'm late, Mr. Wilson.
14:18Now try to stay out of trouble, Dennis.
14:20I'm making some last-minute adjustments on the TV.
14:23I'll be quiet as a church.
14:26Whoa.
14:33This tastes okay to you, Hot Dog?
14:43Dennis, don't tease the cat.
14:49Dennis!
14:50Dennis, you've made the cat sick.
14:55Okay, I'll watch cartoons.
15:00Your TV's busted, Mr. Wilson.
15:03No, Dennis.
15:04The TV works better than it ever has before.
15:14Your recliner's busted, Mr. Wilson.
15:16Whoa.
15:18Whoa.
15:19Whoa.
15:23Ah!
15:26Dennis!
15:30Nope.
15:31Your recliner's fixed.
15:32But your TV's busted for sure now.
15:35What on earth?
15:37Martha, now I gotta go borrow the TV from the Garden Club.
15:41Thanks to Dennis.
15:42Guess I blew it, huh?
15:45George brought this on himself.
15:47I know just how to make it up to him.
15:50Be right back, Mrs. Wilson.
15:55Welcome to Mr. Wilson's humble commode.
15:58He'll be so surprised to see you.
16:00He'll forget all about his TV.
16:02Until he finds his car missing.
16:05He he he he he he.
16:15Oh!
16:18Oh, my.
16:19Dennis, who are your friends?
16:22They're Mr. Wilson's eternity brothers from college.
16:24Good grub, lady.
16:29Uh, Mrs. Wilson.
16:33Goodness.
16:34I'm not sure they are who they say.
16:37Sure we are.
16:38Old Mr. Wilson and us go, uh, way back.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Way back before he lost all his hair, even.
16:46Oh, they do know George, then.
16:49I told you.
16:51And just watch Mr. The Hook pack away the groceries, just like Mr. Wilson said he could.
16:57Uh, yeah.
16:58Uh, look.
16:59We thought we'd go on a munchie run for you.
17:02Yeah, you won't mind if we take Mr. Wilson's, uh, I mean, uh, George's car.
17:07Uh, uh, Mr. Hook.
17:10Don't worry, Mrs. Wilson.
17:11I'll tell them right where the market is.
17:14There's a new market by the interstate.
17:18Good.
17:19The interstate?
17:20We like.
17:22Go down, Mason.
17:23Thanks a lot, kid.
17:27Beta Pi 1 to Beta Pi 2.
17:33The brothers are on their way.
17:38Hey, that's my car.
17:41Come on, Mr. Wilson.
17:43Want to see a great practical joke on Mr. The Hook?
17:46Dennis, that's not the hook.
17:48That's a crook.
17:49Martha, call the police.
17:52Uh-oh, I did it again.
17:55Stand by for a change of plans.
17:57Dennis, I need your bike.
18:00Cut through the Schmobocker's yard, Mr. Wilson.
18:03Well, uh-oh.
18:06Who's driving, you or me, Dennis?
18:08Yeah.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Ah.
18:13Beta Pi 1 to Beta Pi 2.
18:21Get ready for Operation Beta Pi in your eye.
18:24Who are you talking to?
18:26Ready, Beta Pi 1.
18:34Ready, Beta Pi 2.
18:37Ready, Beta Pi 3.
18:39Ready, Beta Pi 3.
18:39Ready, Beta Pi 3.
18:39Ready, Beta Pi 3.
18:43The only way out is down that alley.
18:46The only way out is down that alley.
18:47The only way out is down that alley.
18:48Ready, Beta Pi 2.
18:49Ready, Beta Pi 2.
18:50Today, the only way out is down that alley.
18:52This is a cartoon, a crew of the police.
18:53The only way out is down that alley.
18:53END
18:55The only way out is down that alley.
18:55The only way out is down.
18:57AHH!
18:58BOOTH!
18:58WAH!
18:58BOOTH!
19:00BOOTH!
19:01Oh, my God.
19:31Beta Pi, Beta Pi, we're the best in natural life.
19:39Wasn't that the funniest joke ever?
19:43Fine job, kids.
19:44We've been after these escaped convicts for two days now.
19:48What?
19:49Convicts?
19:50They'll be a big reward for you.
19:53All right!
19:57Dennis?
19:58I don't know what to say.
20:00They would have escaped without your great practical jokes.
20:04Wow!
20:06Beta Pi, Beta Pi!
20:08Beta Pi, Beta Pi, and that's no lie!
20:10Beta Pi, and that's no lie!
20:13Hey, Mr. Wilson!
20:16What is it now, Dennis?
20:19Is my flower going to hold up in here?
20:22It could die.
20:24Dennis, that's not...
20:26That is to say, come on.
20:30We've got work to do.
20:33Hurry back, you old whoopee cushion.
20:36Second half's about to start.
20:38Yeah, I've been saving a spot for it, Dennis.
20:40What about right here, Mr. Wilson?
20:45Uh, yes.
20:46Well, Dennis, I think I'd prefer to put it right there.
20:50It's gonna be the best flower here.
20:55Now, what do you say we get in there and root, root, root for the home team?
21:00What's this for, Mr. Wilson?
21:06Don't touch that, Dennis!
21:08Dennis!
21:08Dennis!
21:10What a liberty!
21:24Oh, no
21:25No
21:28No
21:30No
21:32No
21:33No
21:35No
21:36No
21:36No
21:39Big.
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