Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00Martha, I've just become the local representative for the hottest line of cleaning products
00:12around.
00:13Fruit scented soaps, musical soaps, and soaps to decorate the finest gourmet kitchen.
00:26Soap sausage on a rope, oh, who'd never buy that, George?
00:32This stuff will practically sell itself, Martha.
00:34I tell you, my ship has finally come in.
00:38Wow, can me and Joey have a ride on it, Mr. Wilson?
00:41What?
00:42No, Dennis.
00:44Look, I'm very busy today.
00:46Could you come back later?
00:47Like, say, after college?
00:49Me and Joey need some wood for our stand, Mr. Wilson.
00:53And you could be our first customer.
00:55Hmm.
00:56Looks like just what I need on a hot day like this.
00:59All right.
01:00I'll be your first customer.
01:02And let you have that wood.
01:04If you promise not to bother me the rest of the day, Dennis.
01:08It's a deal.
01:09Be right back.
01:10That little bit is beautiful.
01:11I'm planning this premature.
01:13I'll use E Candyлу.
01:15Let's go!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:18That kid will be the death of me, eh.
01:19It goes up!
01:20I'm not and I found it, yeah!
01:21Well, oh, oh, oh!
01:22Yeah, I got it.
01:23Yeah, the game算 Thank you, Alice.
01:25That kid will be the death of me yet.
01:29So, what kind of tattoo does Mr. Wilson want, Dennis?
01:37I'm going to make a big purple one that covers his whole chest.
01:41How do you spell born to snooze?
01:44Tattoos?
01:44Wow, I want an eagle.
01:46Can I have something gross?
01:47Yeah, give me another eye on my neck.
01:50Dennis, you forgot to feed Ruff again.
01:52I will in a second, Mom.
01:54That's the second time this week.
02:00Just let me take care of good old Mr. Wilson first.
02:04Okay, Ruff?
02:04Dennis, you tattooed me!
02:27No, Ruff.
02:40It's not your shake, rattle, and roll.
02:47Dennis!
02:47Uh-oh.
02:50Mr. Wilson's going to be real mad now, Ruff.
02:53All that water made his tattoo run for sure.
03:00Now, calm down, Alice.
03:02I can't understand a word you're saying.
03:04Just take a deep breath and tell me what he did.
03:08It's been one of those days, Henry.
03:11Everything Dennis touches.
03:13Ugh!
03:14Henry, your son tattooed Mr. Wilson purple with laundry dye.
03:18What am I supposed to do?
03:20Separate him from the light-colored wash and see if he'll tumble dry, dear.
03:23Tumble dry.
03:25And, Mr. Funny Man, he hasn't been taking care of Ruff.
03:29You can't make us stay here forever, Mom.
03:32Kids got institutional rights, you know.
03:35And dogs, too.
03:36I'm really not sure about that part, Ruff.
03:39But it sounds good.
03:40Alice, look.
03:41I've done a lot of research for my robotic guard dog project lately.
03:45If Dennis has been falling down on his duties with Ruff,
03:47maybe we ought to call Dr. Woodhead's obedience school.
03:50Who knows?
03:51They might even take Ruff, too.
03:52Good day, pets and children.
03:59Welcome to the Woodhead Way School.
04:01Always remember, pets and people are very much alike.
04:05But if your Aunt Louise starts chasing cars, call a professional.
04:12Something tells me we're in for a long afternoon, Joey.
04:19Hey, I got an idea.
04:21Look what Freddy Klon gave me for his tattoo this morning.
04:24His dad fixes trucks and stuff.
04:27We could put it on my bike.
04:29Training will now begin.
04:32Oh, Dennis, don't we have to stay with Ruff?
04:35Nah, we'll do it quick.
04:42The obstacle course is first.
04:47On your mark, get set, go.
04:51Uh-oh, Ruff's headed for trouble again.
04:57Whoa, Dennis, looks like Ruff swallowed some bubblegum.
05:25Or Ruff. He really did it this time.
05:31Curious, but not serious.
05:34Is it all right if I keep Ruff here for a while, Dennis?
05:37Sure, it's okay, Doc. Take good care of him.
05:40Feed him twice a day, and don't forget to walk him.
05:43Come on, Mom.
05:45Well, I guess the Doc will take care of Ruff for a while, huh?
05:48So that's the end of pet obedience school.
05:51Guess again, partner. You're going to finish that course.
05:54But, Ma...
05:56Having a pet is a full-time responsibility, Dennis, not just when you feel like it.
06:01Ruff's my best pal, but sometimes I got stuff to do, you know?
06:05You're getting that certificate from the Woodhead School, young man. End of discussion.
06:09Fine. It's your world. I just live in it.
06:15Dad, what are you doing home?
06:17Ah, your mother and I have to go to a party at my boss's house tonight.
06:20Did you find a sitter so we could go rent you a tuxedo this afternoon, honey?
06:25Bonjour. Is this the house of Michelle?
06:28I am arrived to a babysitter.
06:32Boy, she sure talks funny, Dad.
06:34She got a lot of loose teeth or something.
06:37Michelle's a foreign exchange student, Dennis, from France.
06:40Oh, like an icy London, icy France, icy Margaret Thunderbolt.
06:44Oh, where he picks this stuff up.
06:49Michelle, here's the instructions and a list of where you'll find everything.
06:52Oui, oui.
06:53Oh, that's the last door at the end of the hall.
06:57Oh, sure, Dad.
06:58Goodbye, Dennis.
06:59Be good.
06:59We'll be back to change before the party.
07:02The list says, number one, pick up the toys.
07:06Oh, Michelle, that doesn't mean you have.
07:08But you know, if the list says pick up the toys, then you gotta pick up the toys.
07:14No two ways about it.
07:22Martha, would you look at that?
07:24Mitchell just had a box delivered that looks exactly like mine.
07:28Oh, George, there could be anything in that crate.
07:32But what if he's trying to get in the soap business, too?
07:35Well, you never know, you know.
07:37Hmm.
07:39Maybe I better go have a look just to be on the safe side.
07:42It looks like the same crate.
07:48Whoa!
07:48Whoa!
07:52Great Scott!
07:58Nice, doggy.
08:04I think it's time to go!
08:05The tattoo's not coming off, and I'm getting a head cold, Dennis.
08:17A couple of more hours, Phoebe, and your mom will never know you had it.
08:24What's that big empty box for?
08:26Apparently, it once contained something called the K-9000.
08:36A totally automated robotic guard dog that can be activated by voice commands or heat sensors.
08:42Help!
08:44Sounds like Mr. Wilson.
08:46He's got to do something.
08:59That Robo-Dog's after him.
09:00We must distract it with a heat source bigger than Mr. Wilson.
09:04The only heat source bigger than Mr. Wilson is the sun.
09:08What about the clothes dryer?
09:12Get back, you hard drive hound!
09:14Come on, boy!
09:15Come on, shoo!
09:16Help!
09:16Get me out of here!
09:17Help!
09:21Get me out of here!
09:30That was close.
09:31Oh boy, I think my whole life just flashed in front of me.
09:35Oh yes?
09:36What did it look like?
09:38I don't know.
09:39I was so scared I had my eyes closed.
09:42Hey guys, my dad must have brought this home to help me with my dog training.
09:47Come on, let's go try it out.
09:54That's it, Dennis.
09:55The K-9000 is now programmed to respond to your voice.
09:59In fact, his hearing is so sensitive, you only have to whisper.
10:03You mean just whisper jump?
10:07Wow!
10:07With this mechanical might, getting my certificate will be a snap.
10:11On your mark, get set, go!
10:25Pretty good, huh?
10:26Of course, your mileage may vary.
10:28Very impressive for a robot, Dennis.
10:42Come back with a real dog, and I'll give you another chance to earn your certificate.
10:46But...
10:47No real dog, no certificate.
10:54Hey, Dennis, he's probably thirsty.
10:56Yeah, but where are we going to find a bowl of motor oil?
11:00You've got to be more like a real dog, huh?
11:03Well, for one thing, real dogs wear collars, not stuff like this.
11:11And real dogs love to play games, like tug-of-war.
11:15Grab this, and...
11:19Whoa!
11:26Bones!
11:27That's it.
11:28Ruff loves to bury bones.
11:32Are you sure the coast is clear?
11:35Not a mechanical dog in sight.
11:39Yeah, I guess it's safe.
11:41Find some old bones and bury them.
11:43Like this.
11:44...
11:56Oh, no!
11:59Uh-oh!
12:03Oh-oh!
12:05Not those old bones, boy.
12:12Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
12:15Dennis!
12:20Sit, boy, sit.
12:22Not like that.
12:24Gotta spread out the way Ruff does.
12:26Like this.
12:27Oh, Dennis.
12:29Maybe he's hungry.
12:31Some cookies might help him relax.
12:34They'll help both of us.
12:35Come on, boy.
12:42This isn't going too good, Mrs. Wilson.
12:49Well, he eats like Ruff.
12:52Uh, sort of.
12:54But he's not really like Ruff.
12:56He hates wearing my football helmet.
12:58And his tongue doesn't slobber a bit when he looks at my face.
13:02And every time we walk into the kitchen, all the refrigerator magnets stick to him.
13:09See what I mean?
13:11I know what you need, Dennis.
13:13Why don't you go see how Ruff's doing at the vet's?
13:17It might make you both feel better.
13:18Yeah, I'm going down there and let Ruff look at my face all over.
13:23I always feel better after that.
13:31Dennis!
13:32Oh, you brought another friend.
13:36Dog, what's wrong with my dog?
13:38I see the problem.
13:44It's not a dog.
13:45It's a vacuum cleaner.
13:47He's a mechanical dog.
13:49I'm talking about Ruff.
13:51Give it to me straight, Doc.
13:53I'm brave.
13:54I once sat through a whole monster movie and only covered one eye.
13:58Dennis, Ruff's fine.
14:00I just took him over to your house and dropped him off with your babysitter.
14:03Ruff's better?
14:07He just ate some soap.
14:09Haven't you been feeding him, Dennis?
14:11Well, maybe I kind of haven't been taking care of him like I usually do.
14:16But from now on, I'm going to take better care of him.
14:19You'll see.
14:20See you, Doc.
14:21No, I won't see you.
14:23Because Ruff's never going to get sick again.
14:26Bye.
14:28Don't let anybody say you aren't a great dog.
14:43You are.
14:45I never have to walk, wash, or feed you ever.
14:47You walk like a dog, you talk like a dog, but you know you'll never be rough.
15:03Good catch, boy.
15:21Thanks for chasing my hat down.
15:23Too bad.
15:24Now it's a sleeve.
15:26Oh, well, no matter.
15:27Hey, what's wrong?
15:30You lost?
15:32No color.
15:33You could come home with me.
15:34I love puppy dogs.
15:39Attaboy.
15:40Slobber all over me if you like.
15:42I don't care.
15:43Come on.
15:49Ruff, here, boy.
15:50Where did he go?
15:51Oh, no.
15:54He must have run away.
16:00Just follow that list again this evening and everything should go off without a hitch.
16:04Don't worry.
16:05I'll take good care of her, Mom.
16:09Drive carefully, Dad.
16:10Oh, dinner is in the oven.
16:12Now take the bath.
16:14Oh, I hope there are these bath bubbles.
16:16Wow, she's doing everything on your list herself, Dennis.
16:21Yep, and the minute she stops, I'm sending her to bed without TV.
16:26Cool.
16:26Come on, where?
16:28To find Ruff.
16:32He's better than that old K-9000 anything.
16:36And I gotta find him before my parents get back.
16:40All we need is this oar, this birdcage, and Margaret's cat.
16:45All ready for the big demonstration, Mr. Frump.
16:49Dr. Woodhead has kindly agreed to see if the robot's behavior is as dog-like as we can make it.
16:54Fine.
16:55Make sure nothing goes wrong, Mitchell.
16:58Ladies and gentlemen, the K-9000 guard dog unit.
17:04It is programmed to respond only to the voice commands of its owner.
17:09Sit, K-9000.
17:11Sit.
17:11All righty.
17:14Uh, roll over.
17:16Something's locking out my voice commands.
17:18It's like it's already been programmed.
17:20Ahem.
17:20Sit.
17:22Sit.
17:23Oh, please sit.
17:25Mitchell.
17:26Uh, sir, uh, we engineers have a saying.
17:28Uh, when in doubt, stop and think it out.
17:31I also have a saying.
17:33Fix it, or you're fired.
17:34Dennis, this'll never work.
17:37Sure it will.
17:38Margaret's cat hates Ruff.
17:40When we get within a block of where he is, this cat will go nuts.
17:47What did I tell you, Joey?
17:49But Ruff can't be in a big, fancy place like this.
17:52Tell that to him.
17:54Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I am, uh, now putting the K-9000 on auto...
18:06Ow!
18:07Give it a good kick.
18:09Sometimes these things...
18:11Uh, K-9000 will now go through a series of pre-programmed responses, beginning with a...
18:16Hey!
18:16Watch it!
18:17Oh, get...
18:19Would you get...
18:20Get...
18:20Um, Dennis, are you sure about this?
18:25All we need to do is get to an open window.
18:28Take it easy.
18:29Take it easy.
18:31Take it easy.
18:32I can't reach it, Dennis.
18:34I didn't grow much this past summer.
18:37Go on.
18:38Go through the window.
18:39Go on.
18:39Go through the window.
18:40Ruff's gotta be up there.
18:47Ha-ha, Ruff...
18:56What's going on?
19:00Joey, that Robo-Nut is attacking Mom and Dad.
19:08I saw Cowboy God do this with the bull in the wrath of El Diablo.
19:33Fight-o, fight-o, fight-o!
19:36Dennis!
19:42Dennis!
19:43Look out!
19:44Run for it!
19:49Ruff doesn't steal the shields!
19:52Ruff, shake, rattle and roll!
19:55C'mon!
20:05Thank you!
20:07Still got the moves, pal!
20:09pal oh sir i'm so sorry i'm sure i can explain what happened nonsense mitchell that was a stroke
20:18of genius it was oh i uh yes sir it was wasn't it what was in order to point out the negative
20:25aspects of a robotic guard dog you put it up against a real and the real dog proved its
20:31superiority hands down you mean paused him you have prevented our firm from investing in an
20:37unwise and unnecessary project mitchell oh thank you sir i i couldn't have done it without uh
20:42dennis and i couldn't have done it without good old wolf in his chic rattle and roll which he did
20:49splendidly right on cue and i now say you have complete mastery over your pet young man
20:56so on behalf of the woodhead way school you've earned your certificate and graduate summa kumbak
21:03i'm never gonna forget to feed ya clonk ya or anything else ever again boy
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