Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00You
00:30Dennis, your favorite babysitter's here
00:41Oh, Agnes, how have you been?
00:46I still got that ringing in my ears from last time, Mrs. M
00:50But I'm eating solid food again
00:52If you need me, I'll be in the living room
00:54Behind the sofa
00:56Dennis, hurry!
00:57Oh, oh, laser power!
01:02Dennis!
01:03I'm not Dennis, I'm Laser Lad
01:06Up to defend every living thing in the entire known galaxy
01:11You're not going anywhere until you take your underwear off your head
01:16Aw, Mom
01:17Alice, that's not underwear
01:20That's Laser Lad's superhero mask
01:22Gives him all his superpowers
01:24Wanna try my laser lasso, Dad?
01:27Oh, whoa, whoa
01:29Well, I guess I gotta work on my laser loop-the-loops, huh?
01:35Whoa!
01:43Goodbye, honey
01:44Goodbye, Agnes
01:45Dennis, are you there?
01:51Ruff, how many times do I gonna tell people?
01:54I'm Laser Lad, not Dennis
01:57Dennis?
02:03Dennis?
02:03Why is it so quiet?
02:06Laser Lad?
02:11Laser Lad!
02:12Boy, good thing you had on all that equipment
02:15Huh, Agnes?
02:17Agnes?
02:18Hi, emergency room
02:20It's Dennis Mitchell
02:22Remember me?
02:23Good
02:24Uh, remember Agnes?
02:26I hope Agnes is going to be okay
02:33Well, she didn't break anything
02:35And the paramedics said the rug burns weren't serious
02:37Uh, where's my navy uniform, dear?
02:40I sent it to the cleaners
02:42But I've got my naval reserve duty tomorrow
02:44I can't show up in my underwear
02:46It never stopped Laser Lad
02:48Night, Mom
02:50Me and Ruff brushed our teeth and everything
02:52Ruff doesn't have a toothbrush
02:54Oh, that's okay
02:55Keep it out of yours
02:57What?
02:57Why did you let the dog use my toothbrush, Dennis?
03:01Because I couldn't get him the floss
03:03Oh, Dennis
03:05Good night, Dennis
03:06Henry, make sure you lock the front door
03:10They haven't caught that prowler yet
03:12Wow, maybe we could catch him
03:15Laser Lad and Laser Dad
03:17Afraid it'd never work, son
03:19Why not?
03:21Well, Dennis, my, uh, my cape's at the cleaners
03:24But if you practiced your laser lasso
03:27We would be an unbeatable team
03:29Gee, you really think I got the makings of a hero?
03:33Sure, Dad
03:34You can do anything
03:36I mean, you light the barbecue
03:38You put the star on a Christmas tree
03:40And I know you'd look good in that cape
03:43Good night, Laser Lad
03:45Good night, Laser Dad
03:47Chewie, this is Dennis
03:52Come in
03:53Chewie, Chewie, where are you?
04:00What's she doing wearing that?
04:01It's freezing out
04:03My mom thinks I'm taking a bath
04:06Don't worry
04:07After we catch that prowler
04:09We'll be so famous
04:11We'll never have to take baths again
04:13I brought the stuff we need
04:15Fishing line
04:17Camera
04:17Motor oil
04:18Okay, let's get to work
04:20Looks like a hardware store blew up, Dennis
04:25Will this really work?
04:27Hey, is Margaret dumb?
04:28Of course it'll work
04:30It'll trap anyone sneaking around the house
04:33Call you if you get a bite
04:35Henry, wake up
04:49I heard something
04:51Could be the prowler
04:53George, what was that crash?
05:03Great, Scott
05:03Dennis might have fallen out of his window
05:05As much as you complain
05:08You really do care about him, don't you, George?
05:13No, I just want to make sure he didn't land on my rose bushes
05:19That kid is going to be the death of me yet
05:23Ouch!
05:29Hold it right there, Buster
05:34You're not going anywhere, Buster
05:47Of course, neither am I
05:49Way to go, Dad
05:50You captured the prowler with your laser lasso
05:53By next time you use Mom's robe for a cape
05:56Don't put your arms in the sleeves
05:59Look, Mr. Wilson
06:03My dad dropped the prowler
06:05I'll tell you all about it
06:07Think Mrs. Wilson has any of those cookies
06:10With the real good chocolate chips left?
06:12Boy, catching prowlers sure makes me hungry
06:15How about you?
06:16Martha
06:17You're quite a hero, Henry Mitchell
06:22Hey, Bob
06:23I stole a purse that'll go good with that robe
06:26Hey, everyone
06:29Say cheese
06:31Step right up and tour on the scene of the crime
06:37For a nickel a piece
06:38This is where my dad captured the most evil prowler of all time
06:43Big deal, Mitchell
06:46It was a big deal
06:48He risked his life in my mom's best robe
06:51Oh, Dennis, this is so exciting
06:54Our children are going to be wonderful
06:56What are you talking about, Margaret?
06:59Genetics
07:00I'm talking about genetics
07:02Whatever the parents have gets passed down to the kids
07:06Wow, I wish I was Freddy Clun
07:08His father has a motorcycle
07:10No, Joey
07:12This is biology
07:13Look, your father's a crime buster
07:16My father's great at math
07:18Put all that together with these looks
07:21And do you know what our kids will be?
07:23Yeah
07:23Goofy looking heroes we can add
07:26Ah, you make me sick with all this, Mitchell
07:28Your father's no hero
07:30He's nothing but a zero
07:32He is too a hero
07:37Is not
07:38Is triple two
07:39My dad's a real hero
07:41He once pulled a burning school bus
07:44Filled with a hundred students
07:46Out of an avalanche
07:47During an earthquake
07:49A hundred students?
07:51What prowler
07:52He's got you, Dennis
07:53Remember on the day
07:57This whole neighborhood burned down?
07:59Yeah, I remember that
08:01I think I
08:02Hey, wait a sec
08:05That never happened
08:06Right
08:07Because my dad stopped it
08:09Boys, boys, boys
08:12Stop this
08:13Your father's never did anything of the kind
08:15Chuck, your father's a tugboat, Captain
08:18Yeah, right
08:19And he's got the coolest tug on the docks
08:21Yeah
08:22Well, my dad's in charge of the whole Navy
08:25Ooh
08:26What tugboat?
08:29The whole Navy
08:30You're going down, Chuck
08:32He goes there once a month
08:34To make sure everything's ship-shape
08:36And today's the day
08:38Come on, I'll show you
08:39Wow
08:40Wow
08:40Yeah
08:41Attention, fellow art lovers
08:46For the nickels you've donated
08:48I will now lecture briefly
08:50On this impressionist chalk etching
08:52Many up-and-coming artists today
08:54Are working in the bark medium
08:56And I love my nickel band
08:58Me too
08:59What a rip-off
09:00Henry Mitchell
09:10You know, head of the Navy
09:12He signed your check
09:14Yeah, never heard of him
09:15And you can't get on the base without a pass
09:17So ship it out
09:18Or I'll throw you in the brig
09:20Right, Mitchell
09:21Your father's head of the Navy
09:23Not
09:24Uh, that guy must be new around here
09:27We'll sneak in and find him
09:28But how are we going to get in?
09:31Pizza delivery for the mess hall
09:32That's how we'll get in
09:34But we're not all going to fit in a pizza box, Dennis
09:39Unless, of course, it's deep dish
09:42Now you'll see my dad's a real hero
09:46Reservist Mitchell reporting for duty, sir
09:54Okay, Mitchell, you landlocked scrub
09:56Until we ship out for maneuvers
09:58Maneuver this
09:59All right, the rest of you
10:03Move it, move it, move it
10:10Move it, shake it, shine it
10:11And ship it out, Mitchell
10:13I want us ready for maneuvers by 0900
10:15Aye, aye, sir
10:17Whoa
10:18Hold tight, boys
10:22I'll try my son's laser lasso trick to haul you out
10:26Now, how does he do this?
10:29Oh, yeah
10:30Laser power
10:32Oops
10:33Mitchell
10:34You're on anchor polishing detail
10:37Now move it, move it, move it
10:39Hey, we really made it onto the base
10:45I wonder where my dad is
10:48Who cares?
10:49I wonder where the root beer truck is
10:51There's my dad
10:52Hey, dad, over here
10:54He can't hear you for beer
10:57Then we'll have to go out there
10:59Come on
11:05Dennis, you know, I'm not even allowed to get in my dad's boat unless I put on my duck floaties
11:25Actually, don't ever say duck floaties around a Navy base
11:29Besides, they're called wife preservers
11:32Because when the dads are fishing, the wives wear these in case there's a big fish on the line that tips the boat
11:39On the board, who's going aboard?
11:45All right, men
11:46Today we'll be testing the Navy's new hide-and-seek tracking system
11:50Our artillery will try and locate these targets and blow them to smithereens
11:54No matter where we place them at sea
11:56Got it? Get it? Go!
11:59Let's haul anchor, men
12:01Huh, that's funny
12:13I could have sworn I hurt Dennis
12:15Gotta start using a stronger sunscreen
12:17Whoa, check this out, guys
12:27They got their own arcade
12:29My dad will give us some quarters as soon as I find it
12:37Oh, wow, this thing doesn't need quarters
12:42Dennis? Joey? What are you doing here?
12:53I could get into big trouble for this
12:55You can't get in trouble, Dad
12:57You're ahead of the Navy
12:58Head of the... No, no, I'm not, son
13:02But I thought you...
13:04Whoever told you that?
13:06You're not head of the Navy?
13:08Boy, oh boy
13:09When Chuck finds out, you might as well move out of the neighborhood, Dennis
13:13Dad, could you tell Chuck Millman you are in charge around here?
13:18That wouldn't be right, son
13:20Look, I'm proud of what I do here, but I'm not in charge
13:23Okay, okay, forget the Navy thing
13:25It could still work out for me if you tell Chuck you're really laser man
13:29No, Dennis, now stay out of sight
13:31How about bad guy?
13:33Mitchell?
13:33Uh-oh, keep it down in there, boys
13:36I want you on tree detail
13:38Give my palm a regulation trim
13:40Move it, move it, move it!
13:41Sir, yes, sir!
13:42I found this tree when it was nothing but an orphan sapling on a South Sea Island, Mitchell
13:48It's my pride and joy
13:50So no slip-ups
13:53I love the smell of palm trees in the morning
13:57Yes, sirree, the open sea is the life for a man
14:00Salt in the air, spray on your face, kids in your lifeboats
14:04Let's get out of here, Joey
14:06Kids in my lifeboats?
14:09Stowaways on board!
14:10MP after them!
14:13Oh, Dennis
14:15Quick, in here!
14:22Don't worry about a thing, Joey
14:24These uniforms will blend right in
14:27How, Dennis?
14:28We look like snowballs with legs
14:31Just loot and everything will be fine
14:34Ten up!
14:35Dennis!
14:37Two things to remember, Joey
14:39Stay close and don't try marching
14:42Now, what button starts this thing?
14:50Ha-ha!
14:51Let the games begin!
14:56Wonder where your dad went?
14:58I don't know
14:59I'll keep a watch this way
15:01And you'll keep a watch that way
15:02See him?
15:03Nope, you?
15:05Nope, you?
15:05Nope
15:06Uh, Joey?
15:10Yeah?
15:11Didn't these branches used to be up in the tree?
15:14Dennis, what have you done?
15:17Oh, no, you've ruined the captain's tree
15:20What am I going to tell him?
15:22Fall came early this year?
15:24Mitchell, where are you?
15:26Quick, Joey
15:26We gotta hide!
15:27Join the search!
15:28There's two stowaways on board
15:30They could be spies
15:31They could be spies
15:31And when I find out who's responsible
15:34They'll be court-martialed
15:36What's that?
15:39I don't know, sir
15:41Hi-ya!
15:44What's this, Mitchell?
15:47Uh, uh, I-I-I-I can explain, sir
15:50Somehow
15:51Uh-oh, Dad
15:52Maybe I should call Mom and tell her not to hold dinner
15:55I got a feeling we're about to be court-marshmallowed
15:59Mitchell, what are these scalawags doing aboard my Navy destroyer?
16:07Well, I, uh, sir, you see, we had, there was a
16:09Dennis is my son, sir, and, and that's his friend, Joey
16:14Mitchell, I'm bringing you up on charges for this
16:17Hey, you can't yell at my dad like that
16:20Uh, Dennis, please
16:22He's a hero
16:23He catches prowlers in my mom's nightgown
16:26He can make squishy sounds under his armpit
16:28Show him, Dad
16:29That's enough, Dennis
16:34Uh, I'll take full responsibility for anything that happens while Dennis is aboard, sir
16:38All hands on deck
16:40All hands on deck
16:41We're under attack
16:42What? Attack?
16:43Accept that, sir
16:44I'd rather not be responsible for that
16:46Who could be attacking us?
16:48We're the U.S. Navy
16:49Boys, put these on and stay low
17:01Better get one for Chuck, too
17:03Chuck? Chuck's here, too?
17:06Delta the Arcade
17:07Well, there's no arca-
17:08Wait, the War Room
17:10Chuck's in the War Room
17:12Oh, Dennis, the War Room
17:15They have the coolest names for stuff in the Navy, huh, Joey?
17:19Yeah
17:20I'm gonna ask my mom if I can have my next birthday party here
17:24Take that!
17:27And that!
17:31Artillery system locked on automatic
17:34Prepare to fire at all hide and safe targets
17:37Must have lost
17:43Oh, well
17:43Wonder what Mitchell's up to?
17:45What the blazes is going on?
17:47Who could be attacking us?
17:49Prepare to search and destroy all hide and seek targets
17:52Gadzooks!
17:56All the hide and seek targets are still on board
17:59Clear the decks!
18:03It's empty!
18:0520 seconds
18:06If those targets are aboard
18:08The ship will blow itself to smithereens
18:10Take cover!
18:1119
18:12Oh, my gosh
18:14It's a hide and seek target
18:16Boys, give me those
18:19Whoops
18:19Bye
18:21Look, Dad
18:23Chuck has the third one
18:25Hey, Chuck!
18:28All artillery rocking on target number one
18:3110 seconds
18:3310 seconds
18:3410 seconds
18:3510 seconds
18:36Meet you all abandon ship with those
18:385 seconds
18:395 seconds
18:404 seconds
18:41Dennis, give me your best fastball
18:4310 seconds
18:43Coming at you, Dad
18:4410 seconds
18:4510 seconds
18:46Hurray, he doesn't butt
18:4810 seconds
18:4910 seconds
18:50See if you can hit my Knuckle Scroogey Curve Slider.
18:55Fire at target number two.
18:58There's still one more target, boys.
19:01Artillery walking on third target.
19:04Throw it away, Chuck! Throw it away!
19:07What?
19:08He can't hear you, Dad.
19:15Dennis, once I do your laser lamp loop-the-loop,
19:17you and Joey take off on that cart.
19:20Go for it, Laser Dad!
19:24Prepare to fire!
19:26Yikes!
19:35Chuck, you okay?
19:37Hey, Mitchell.
19:39Maybe your dad isn't head of the Navy,
19:42but okay, he ain't so bad after all.
19:45Yep, he's the greatest.
19:48Hip, hip!
19:50Hooray!
19:51Hip, hip, hip!
19:52Mitchell!
19:53Sir, I'll take the blame for anything my son has done.
19:56Nonsense!
19:57That was the bravest thing I've ever seen.
20:00But you're still gonna have to pay for all this damage.
20:03I'll dock your pay for the next five years if I have to.
20:06Move it, move it, move it, move it!
20:15Hiya, Mrs. Wilson.
20:16Does Mr. Wilson have any glue I could use for my scrapbook?
20:20As a matter of fact, he's using some right now, Dennis.
20:24Wow, that's a great ship.
20:26And you know, I know a lot about ships now, Mr. Wilson.
20:30And too bad yours is stuck in that bottle.
20:32I've been working on this for over seven months, Dennis.
20:35And now I'll pull a string and raise the mast once and for all.
20:39Oh, Mr. Wilson, the captain gave me something real neat.
20:43A little glue and she'll be flutting right by bath time, Mr. Wilson.
20:50See ya!
20:53Seven months' work?
20:56There, there, George. Look on the bright side.
20:59He didn't break the bottle.
21:05Dennis!
21:13Big!
21:14Beep.
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