Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00There's one big difference between girls and boys, Dennis Mitchell,
00:05and that is that girls know everything and boys just don't know it yet.
00:09You're wrong, Margaret.
00:11I am not.
00:13Joey and me will show you the real difference between boys and girls.
00:18Dennis, I don't know about this.
00:21The difference is boys can make it home ten times quicker than girls without using sidewalks.
00:28That's the law of the jungle, Margaret. Might as well get used to it.
00:34This Neanderthal display only proves you can't stand to admit I'm right about anything.
00:38Wrong again.
00:42Now, you gonna race us or not?
00:47Sounds like a challenge, Margaret.
00:50Then on behalf of civilized women everywhere, Dennis Mitchell, we accept!
00:55All right!
00:58Whoa!
01:01Whoa!
01:02Whoa!
01:05Uh-oh.
01:11Boy, I tell you, Officer, it's a jungle out there.
01:15Huh?
01:16Huh?
01:19Well, there you go, Dennis Mitchell. You get what you deserve.
01:23Thanks, Margaret.
01:24Hey, Officer, if I get one phone call, can you dial it for me?
01:29I still get my sixes and nines mixed up.
01:36Oh, I hope Dennis didn't give the new babysitter a bad time tonight.
01:40I know. We're already up to Z in the phone book.
01:43She's not tangled hopelessly in Dennis' swing set like Tiffany was.
01:47And she's not dangling by her heels from the bedroom window like Tanya.
01:51Something must be terribly wrong.
01:57Henry!
01:58He killed her!
02:01Oh, sorry. I guess I nodded off, Mrs. Mitchell.
02:04Oh, thank goodness you're all right.
02:07That protective gear must have saved you.
02:09Alice, from now on we outfit all the babysitters.
02:12I didn't need it. In fact, he went to bed before his bedtime.
02:16Huh?
02:17Oh, hi, Bob, Dad.
02:26I hope he's okay. He wasn't very hungry at lunchtime.
02:30Now, now, Alice. He probably just wore himself out playing king of the jungle all day.
02:35Right, Tarzan?
02:38Mom, I think my swallower's busted.
02:42Dennis, we told you to take it easy. You were barely over your last sore throat.
02:46We'll call Dr. Jeffries again first thing in the morning.
02:49Ah!
02:51Next time,
02:53then you're done with a popsicle still on it.
02:56What did you say, Dennis?
02:58Next time,
02:59give me one with a popsicle still on it.
03:02Ah, your cough sounds better today.
03:05Well, I was up all night practicing, Doc.
03:08What do you think, Doctor?
03:10In a case like Dennis' with chronic sore throats, the tonsils should come out.
03:15Huh?
03:16And I'd like to keep him overnight in the hospital for observation.
03:18I gotta go to the hospital?
03:20Yes, for a tonsillectomy.
03:22Tonsils? Neck and tummy?
03:25Sheesh! A couple of sore throats and suddenly I'm falling apart.
03:29Now, son, your neck and tummy are fine.
03:32It's your tonsils that are giving you trouble.
03:35I'll talk to him. We can work this out.
03:42You know, son, your mother and I both had our tonsils out when we were your age.
03:48Did it hurt?
03:49Oh, the hospital will take great care of you, Dennis.
03:52And for someone like you, it'll be quite an adventure.
03:54Yes, my tonsils, right?
03:57I promise. Now, Dr. Jeffries has made all the arrangements.
04:01Pack what you want to take with you, Dennis. We'll go in this afternoon.
04:05Boy, Ruff, I take baths, eat vitamins, get plenty of rest, and still I get sick.
04:11Nothing ever happens to you, and you eat from a dish on the floor.
04:16Ruff.
04:17Hey, maybe Mr. Wilson hasn't had his tonsils out yet.
04:22I wouldn't be so scared of being in the hospital if he came with me.
04:30Hiya, Mrs. Wilson. Can I talk to Mr. Wilson? It's private.
04:35He's right out back, dear.
04:41Gopher, you have met your match.
04:48Guess who, Mr. Wilson?
04:50I don't even have to turn around. I know who.
04:53We have a man-to-man talk.
04:56Not for about 15 years, Dennis. Please go away. I'm busy.
05:01You're kind of an expert on eggs and pigs, aren't you?
05:05Yes, and I'm getting one in my neck right now.
05:08See? I gotta go to the hospital and get my tonsils out.
05:12And I wondered if you can open your mouth so I can see yours.
05:17Dennis, get off my trap.
05:19Yep. They're all pink and slimy just like I thought.
05:26They should come out, Mr. Wilson.
05:29I'll tell Dr. Jeffries to put you in my room.
05:32The only thing I need removed is you.
05:35And on your way out, get your bag off my hose.
05:38Okie-dokie. See you in the expensive care unit, Mr. Wilson.
05:43Dennis...
05:45Why am I wasting time on a gopher when the real pest lives next door?
05:56Why, shame on you, George. Dennis needed you when you were too busy to talk to him just now.
06:03I am going to whip up some homemade ice cream.
06:06And you, Mr. Grouch, are going to deliver it to the hospital.
06:11Martha, be serious.
06:13You'll do it, George Wilson.
06:15Because Dennis needs to hear from a friend that hospitals are full of caring people
06:20who know how to handle any emergency that arises.
06:24Order! Order, please!
06:27The Mitchell kid is coming in for his tonsillectomy.
06:30And I know we all have our horror stories.
06:33In fact, Dennis was born here.
06:35Dr. Chamberlain delivered him.
06:38Two years later, he was in the emergency room for a splinter.
06:43Uh...
06:48That was you that happened to, wasn't it, Dr. Massey?
06:51Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. What'd you say?
06:54Then last year, he came to visit his grandpa.
06:58Now, because of his past history, I've hired a very special nurse,
07:03who will most certainly be able to handle him.
07:05Nurse Shirley Goodnight.
07:08The finest in the business, and with her on duty,
07:10the hospital stands a fighting chance of coming out of this in one piece.
07:15The Mitchell boy will not be the undoing of this prestigious establishment.
07:20Attention, Dr. Barrowmore.
07:21Dennis Mitchell has arrived on hospital grounds.
07:24Ahem. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be on the fairway.
07:27I'll be on the fairway.
07:31So, what's wrong with you, Dennis?
07:33Ah, nothing. Just gonna be in here for a couple of days.
07:38Probably get a neat scar and stuff.
07:41Whatcha gonna name the baby?
07:43Ah, what baby?
07:45Whenever my Aunt Julie goes to the hospital, she always comes home with one.
07:49Oh, Joey, don't be stupid.
07:52When Dennis and I are married, I'll be the one having the baby.
07:56And Dennis, being the breadwinner, will use the money from his high-paying executive job
07:59to build us a magnificent castle in the suburbs.
08:02Get a grip, Margaret, for only six.
08:05Hey, Dennis, is your castle gonna have, like, a boat and stuff?
08:10Yes, right, Joey. And you can feed the dragons.
08:13Cool!
08:14Oh, brother.
08:15Dennis, listen to me. My friend went into the hospital for surgery, and they got his feet on backwards.
08:21Now he leaves everywhere he wants to go.
08:24That's not true.
08:26You don't believe he had an operation?
08:28I don't believe you have a friend.
08:30Good luck, Dennis. You're gonna need it.
08:33If they do offer you a baby, take two. I'll call you first thing in the morning.
08:37While you're in here, I'll go pick out some flags for the castle.
08:41So, is everything okay, son?
08:43Dad, how can everything be okay? Look at this place. They got me sleeping on a pie tin, my TV's on the ceiling, and they ran out of thread making this count.
08:55I wanna go home. I, yeah, I miss my own bed.
09:00Would you like me to read you to sleep, Dennis?
09:02Nah, I'm not going to sleep. Figure I'm safer that way.
09:06Aw, don't worry, dear. They're going to take great care of you here.
09:11We'll be filling out the forms at the nurse's station, son. We'll check back in with you before we go home.
09:16What I need is an alarm, so no sturgeon can sneak in and operate when I don't expect.
09:28What good luck. He's asleep. At least now I won't have to spend all night talking to him.
09:40Whoa!
09:45Mr. Wilson, I knew you'd come.
09:51Ouch. Oh, ouch.
09:55Bring him right up, guys. I'll take care of him.
09:59No. No. Please, no.
10:01Martha, please don't leave me alone with Dennis. I won't last the night.
10:08Oh, George, don't be silly. What could happen? He's just a boy.
10:13Good night again, honey.
10:15Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs...uh, never mind.
10:20Isn't this great, Mr. Wilson? Roommates.
10:25Hey, wanna see if we could stay up all night?
10:28Uh, you're probably worried like I was about what they do to you in here, huh?
10:37I'm not worried about them, Dennis. I'm worried about you.
10:41Gee, thanks. But I'm fine now that you're here.
10:46Hospitals are okay. Except for these gowns.
10:51Just go back to bed, Dennis. I don't wanna talk right now.
10:54Yeah. I felt the same way. Didn't wanna tell anybody I was scared either.
11:01I am not scared.
11:03You'll feel a lot better once I show you the routine here.
11:07First they put on your blood presser.
11:12Dennis, get that thing off me.
11:15Then they hit your knee.
11:17No, eh, ow!
11:23Oh, Dennis, now my bed's wet.
11:27Ah, you should've said something.
11:29They got a special pan for that.
11:31Next, they take your temperature.
11:34Oh, no, Dennis! My temperature's fine!
11:38Yeah, but now your blood presser's sure going up.
11:41Enough of this, Dennis! I am fine!
11:47Hey, good idea! We'll watch TV!
11:51I'll use my own pillow so I don't drool all over yours when I fall asleep.
11:55Oh, Dennis, please!
12:01Next on the Home Market Channel is the amazing Gopher It!
12:08Which will get any gopher out of your yard!
12:12Oh, wait a minute!
12:13That's what I need to get rid of that confounded gopher back in my garden!
12:16Dennis, keep it on that channel!
12:19G9146.
12:20I've got to order one immediately!
12:22If I can just get out of this thing...
12:25Then I'm switching to another channel, okay?
12:30Dennis!
12:33I'll get it, Mr. Wilson.
12:35It's gotta be one of these.
12:37Mr. Wilson, you shouldn't jump on your bed like that!
12:42I don't think this thing's working right.
12:44No!
12:47Whoa!
12:49Hey, look out!
12:50Hey, watch out!
12:51Hey!
12:57Oh, no!
12:58What else can happen?
13:02Come on, Laughing Boy!
13:04Time for your sponge bath!
13:08Uh, you missed the Sponkers. Good night.
13:11Why, thank you, honey!
13:13I don't know why everyone thinks you're such a problem.
13:18You, on the other hand!
13:20I'm gonna watch you so close.
13:22I'll know what key you're burpin', Wilson.
13:25Now, eat up!
13:27Hey!
13:28Why can't I have steak and potatoes like the guy across the hall?
13:31Cause your chart says you got high blood pressure.
13:35Well, I want a second opinion.
13:38Okay, you're overweight, too.
13:40I'm gonna have you back down to your true fightin' weight before you leave here.
13:44Wilson, eat everything on that plate, and then go down to the garage and wash my car!
13:49What?
13:51Only kidding about the car!
13:53It's a motorcycle!
13:55Ah, come on, Wilson! Lighten up!
13:58Laughter's the best medicine!
13:59I gotta get out of here!
14:04Where are my clothes?
14:06Please, Mr. Wilson, I gotta get my tonsil neck tummy out in the morning, and I don't wanna be in here alone!
14:12Look, now you can order steak and potatoes like you want!
14:15I got a gopher destroying my garden, and a nightmare nurse destroying my will to live!
14:26This has been the worst day of my life!
14:30Maybe if I could get him something to cheer him up, he'd stay!
14:34Let's see.
14:36Ruff's not here.
14:38I don't know any clowns.
14:40Hey, balloons!
14:42Just try and be depressed around balloons.
14:44I dare ya!
14:46I wonder if Nurse Goodnight has some strength.
14:53What's that sound?
14:58Hey!
14:59What's going on in there?
15:01I gotta get out of here.
15:03Where's my go-for-it number?
15:06Oh, drat!
15:08Come on! Back in bed, Pops!
15:10Let go of me!
15:11Hey!
15:12Mr. Smedley-ear hasn't been prepped for brain surgery yet!
15:15Smed-
15:16What?
15:18That's the steak and potatoes guy!
15:20No!
15:21Don't touch the little hair I have left!
15:25Help!
15:27Dennis, you did this!
15:29Boy, is Mr. Wilson gonna love these finger balloons!
15:37My head!
15:39They...
15:40They shaved my head bare as a bowling ball!
15:43You search high and I'll search low!
15:44Hey!
15:45Mr. Wilson's order number!
15:47Oops!
15:48Got it!
15:49Well, at least I saved his paper!
15:50Mr. Wilson!
15:51Mr. Wilson!
15:52Now I just gotta get that order number off the ledge!
15:54Great Scott!
15:55Oh, no!
15:56Dennis!
15:57Oh, he didn't fall!
15:58Oh, no!
15:59He's around the corner!
16:00Oh, no!
16:01Oh, no!
16:02Dennis!
16:03Oh, he didn't fall!
16:04Oh, no!
16:05He's around the corner!
16:06Oh, no!
16:07Oh, no!
16:08He's around the corner!
16:09Oh, no!
16:10Oh, no!
16:11Oh, no!
16:12Dennis!
16:13Dennis!
16:14Dennis!
16:15Oh, no!
16:16Dennis!
16:17Oh, he didn't fall!
16:18Oh, no!
16:19He's around the corner!
16:20Dennis!
16:21Dennis!
16:22It's...
16:23It's dangerous out there!
16:24Dennis!
16:25Mr. Wilson?
16:27Hmm...
16:28Still not here!
16:29I hope he didn't really go home!
16:31Wilson's out of his room again?
16:34And leaving the window open so you could catch a cold!
16:39Shame on him!
16:41D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dennis!
16:44You know, I think Mr. Wilson was getting a little scared of not sleeping in his own bed at home.
16:51We're live here at County Hospital, where an apparently deranged nurse is threatening to jump from the fifth floor!
16:58D-Dennis!
16:59Open up!
17:00D-D-D-Dess!
17:04Henry!
17:05It's George!
17:06He looks half-crazed!
17:08There's just one more of these fabulous gopher-its left!
17:14Oh, I see we have a boy named Dennis on the line who wants to order it!
17:18Gotta send it to my pal, Mr. Wilson.
17:21He needs some cheering up, cause he's in the hospital tonight.
17:24D-Daw, you hear that folks?
17:27Oops!
17:28He's not exactly in the hospital!
17:30I gotta go!
17:31D-Daw!
17:32D-Daw!
17:33D-Daw!
17:34D-Daw!
17:35D-Daw!
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18:05D-Daw!
18:06Yes, reel me in. Turn the crank. Turn the crank.
18:12Okay.
18:18What?
18:21That's as far as she'll crank, Mr. Wilson.
18:24Oops.
18:31George!
18:32Hang on, George.
18:36I'll play you a towel, Mr. Wilson.
18:50Maybe there's some in here.
18:53Dennis, look out!
18:57Whoa, Dr. Jeffries never said anything about an indoor slide.
19:01Here's all the towels, Mr. Wilson.
19:09Just leave me alone, Dennis. Leave me alone!
19:12You're coming with me, Wilson.
19:15Please, take me away. Give me shots.
19:17Awful-tasting medicine. Do anything you want.
19:19Just take me.
19:21You sure you won't mind all that?
19:24No. No, I won't.
19:25Put me in isolation if you want.
19:26Yes. That has a nice ring to it. Isolation.
19:30Anywhere away from...
19:32Boy, you sure are brave, Mr. Wilson.
19:34You're going to let him do all that to you?
19:36Please put me in isolation this good night.
19:39I'll be alone. Plenty of peace and quiet.
19:41Please, please, please, please, please.
19:42Yep. And the best part is, you won't be lonely, Mr. Wilson,
19:47because I'll be with you every step of the way.
19:50If Mr. Wilson can go through with all this hospital stuff,
19:54so can I.
19:55I'm ready for my tonsill necktummy nurse.
19:58Good night.
19:59Good for you, Dennis.
20:01No. No.
20:02No.
20:06So, having a tonsillectomy wasn't so bad after all, was it, Dennis?
20:10All the TV I could watch and ice cream I could eat.
20:14Sign me up any time, Dad.
20:17Hey, is this what I think it is?
20:19They just delivered it this morning.
20:21The Wilsons weren't home, so we accepted delivery.
20:24But go for it.
20:25Boy, is Mr. Wilson going to be surprised.
20:28Uh, Dennis, I wouldn't play with that if I were you.
20:34For goodness sakes, George.
20:36The doctor wants you to use the motorized wheelchair.
20:40Oh, all right.
20:42Drat, where did I put that remote control?
20:45What if I push this one?
20:49Not nothing.
20:51How about this one?
20:56I've got to get this thing to work.
20:58Mr. Wilson wants to get rid of that gover in the worst way.
21:02Uh, honey, I think maybe he is.
21:05Look out!
21:06Look out!
21:07Look out!
21:07Look out!
21:08Martha!
21:09Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:10Oh, my God.
21:40Beep.
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