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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:04Gabrielle got pregnant
00:07You walked out on me
00:08Yeah, but look how far I got
00:10I'm just up the street
00:12Trouble moved in
00:14Being with George made you feel a bit guilty
00:16Well, I'll just have to get over it, won't I?
00:18And Bree moved on
00:19I know who really killed Melanie Foster
00:21You arrested the wrong man
00:23But not everyone
00:24Call 911 and tell them you got a killer locked up in the basement
00:27He is not a killer
00:28Got what they deserved
00:30It is often said that necessity is the mother of invention
00:38This is how mothers came to invent playdates
00:43So occasionally they could have a little time for themselves
00:47If you need me, I'll be at the salon
00:49But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation
00:54Mothers like Lynette Scavo
00:57Who was no longer able to rest on weekends
01:00Because her twins no longer receive playdate invitations
01:04Ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy
01:08That a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly
01:11And they had double dared Sharon Chazen's boy to ride his bike
01:16Blindfolded
01:18And they had encouraged Lisa Siegman's boy to try an exciting new game called Toss the Brick
01:27The Scavo twins had become persona non grata
01:31And Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays
01:37Was growing dimmer and dimmer
01:40Until one day
01:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
01:46Porter pressed to knock it off, alright?
01:48Did you hear me?
01:49I said stop it
01:49Stand up
01:50Stand up
01:51Stand up
01:51Come here
01:52I'm so sorry
01:54Did my son beat you up?
01:56No, we were beating them up
01:58Is that true?
01:59Did they beat you up?
02:00Nah, it didn't hurt that much
02:02Jimmy?
02:03P.T., what are you doing?
02:05What have I told you about ganging up on people?
02:08I am so sorry
02:09I know, it's okay. You know, believe me, my boys can take care of themselves.
02:13If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills.
02:16No, not to worry. I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves.
02:23Really?
02:27What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house and letting them hang out with mine sometime?
02:32And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed.
02:36Time for herself, and playdates for her kids.
02:43I'm sorry, but my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.
02:48It was fun!
02:51Playdates she was determined to keep.
02:54Well, they look fine to me.
02:56At all costs.
02:58Same time next week?
03:00Okay.
03:06Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images.
03:12Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize.
03:17They remind us of the long journey we've taken.
03:20The loved ones who traveled alongside us.
03:25Those we lost along the way.
03:27And those waiting for us on the road ahead.
03:33Okay.
03:34How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?
03:37Oh, Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram.
03:39Let me see.
03:40Oh.
03:41Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something.
03:43I don't think so.
03:45Oh, come on.
03:46That's a picture of your baby.
03:47You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited.
03:50Fine.
03:50I'm pregnant.
03:51Whee!
03:53Now, come on.
03:54Well, you're supposed to be cheering up Susan.
03:56This is a time of crisis, and I think you need another scoop of mint chocolate chip.
04:01Thanks.
04:01Susan, why are you so eerily calm?
04:05Mike Delfino just dumped you.
04:07The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.
04:11Oh, come on.
04:12Trot her on out.
04:12She's fun to watch.
04:14Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty zen about the whole thing.
04:17Well, I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.
04:20No.
04:20I came between the man and his son.
04:22It was a huge betrayal.
04:24I can't even blame him for hating me.
04:27But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again.
04:30Exactly.
04:30You're a mother trying to protect her child.
04:32It's a natural impulse.
04:34Over the past couple of days, I gave myself a long, hard look in the mirror, and I did
04:39not like what I saw.
04:41I'm with you.
04:42Ariel.
04:42I just think if I start acting like an adult for once, maybe, who knows, somewhere down
04:49the line, Mike and I at least can be friends.
04:52All right.
04:53You're not zen.
04:54You're numb.
04:55I'm fine.
04:58Do you got any pie?
05:00Not unless we made some.
05:01I can wait.
05:07Whoa.
05:08All right.
05:10So if you need us, we'll be at home just having a quiet evening.
05:17Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite.
05:20Well, don't forget, next week it's our turn.
05:22We'll be taking Porter and Preston off your hands all weekend.
05:25Rest assured, we have not forgotten.
05:27See ya.
05:29Bye.
05:30Don't worry.
05:34Whoa, guys.
05:35Whoa, why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy?
05:37They're watching this dumb video they brought.
05:40It's boring.
05:41Well, you should be polite and watch it, too.
05:42You know, they're your guests.
05:46Guys.
05:50Hey, guys.
05:51We got snacks.
05:52We got snacks.
05:53We're good to go.
05:57Okay, ready?
05:57Okay.
05:58Hang on now.
05:59So remember, I'm just getting up.
06:01Guys, what is this?
06:03A movie.
06:04Mommy and Daddy made it.
06:07Peek-peek-a-boo.
06:07Whoa, what's under there?
06:08Peek-a-boo.
06:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:10Peek-a-boo.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:13Where's the open?
06:14No, it's underneath the panel thing.
06:16Well, it's stuck.
06:17Get the remote.
06:18Get the remote.
06:18Get the remote.
06:19What's wrong?
06:21Oh.
06:21I found it.
06:21I found it.
06:22I found it.
06:23I found it.
06:25I found it.
06:26Oh.
06:27Oh.
06:31So, can we have the cocoa now?
06:39Well, what do you think?
06:40It is glorious.
06:44I have to have it.
06:45I'm not sure you deserve Dolce and Gabbana.
06:47Vern.
06:48You never call.
06:49You never write.
06:49I know.
06:50I haven't been to the store lately, but I've been a little busy getting my husband out of jail.
06:53That's such a white trash thing to say.
06:55Luckily, the judge dropped the hate crime charge.
06:58So, now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing.
07:02He'll be out in six months.
07:03If he's still in the Who Scout, why do you need a fancy party dress?
07:06Because some of my model friends are coming down from New York on Friday.
07:09So, I have to look better than ever.
07:11I can't have them thinking I move to the suburbs and I shop at strip malls.
07:14When they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor like the Botox tags they are.
07:18Good.
07:20You know, it's a little snug.
07:23Yeah, I see that.
07:24I have the same thing in a zero.
07:25Why not go up a size?
07:27Because I wear a double zero, you twerp.
07:29Why are you getting snippy?
07:30Because you just called me fat.
07:31Honey.
07:32You're pregnant.
07:33Your body's changing.
07:35But I'm only three months pregnant.
07:37Women don't show her three months.
07:39Some women do.
07:41Do you want the larger size or not?
07:45I'm just not going to eat for two days.
07:48Okay, you totally deserve to wear Dolce and Gabbana.
07:54I want an exclamation mark.
07:56You don't hear me.
07:57Katie, you just better get the hell off my back, so help me.
08:00Oh, oh, what are you going to do?
08:01I'd like you to do this.
08:02Big man, big dress.
08:04Back off.
08:05Just back the hell off.
08:07What?
08:07Excuse me.
08:10Excuse me.
08:10Hi.
08:13Okay, so I got the box of things you left on my porch.
08:17Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back.
08:19Thanks.
08:20That's great.
08:21Because if you decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs, I would have had to come after
08:24you with a club.
08:28You're right.
08:29It's not funny.
08:31Actually, I did want to just see if you were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's
08:36Day card I made you.
08:36I was aware, yeah.
08:40Oh, well, I mean, when two people split up, normally they don't give things back like
08:47Valentine's Day cards.
08:49If you don't want it, you can throw it away.
08:51I just, please don't give it back to me.
08:53It's tacky.
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56That's okay.
08:57People make mistakes.
09:01Anything else?
09:02Look, are you sure this is what you want to do?
09:07I mean, I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue.
09:10You have made that clear.
09:11But I sort of thought down the long corridors of time, maybe you and I could be friends.
09:17And if you keep acting like this...
09:19Susan, it's over on every level, okay?
09:21I moved on.
09:23You should do the same.
09:24Well, I'll say one thing for us.
09:39Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that.
09:41Okay, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale.
09:52That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car.
09:55Are you ready for your surprise?
09:56Mm-hmm.
10:00Oh.
10:02George, this is just an empty house.
10:05Why is this a surprise?
10:06I just bought it.
10:07Oh, my God!
10:11Congratulations!
10:12Oh, George, I didn't even know you were looking.
10:14Hurry, Seal!
10:15They're here!
10:16I'm coming!
10:17Hey, Georgie.
10:19Brie, I'd like you to meet my mother.
10:21George never introduces me to anyone.
10:24So, I knew you were special.
10:27And this is Seal.
10:28This is my mother's friend and the real estate agent who sold me the house.
10:31Hi.
10:32Hi.
10:33Well, we're going to go in the back.
10:35So, George can, you know.
10:44So?
10:46You really like it?
10:48I do.
10:49I really do.
10:50Good.
10:51Because, uh, I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here.
10:58Brie?
10:59Brie?
11:02Will you marry me?
11:03Huh?
11:08I love you.
11:09And I think I know how you feel about me.
11:12So why wait?
11:13George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months.
11:16Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short.
11:21It's dumb to play it safe.
11:23If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight.
11:26See, I thought we were going to a yard sale.
11:32Please.
11:34Just say the word and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth.
11:39Congratulations, you two.
11:41Mazel tov.
11:43Guys, wait.
11:45She hasn't said yes yet.
11:47Oh, I told you we should wait.
11:49So, uh, Brie?
11:55What do you say?
11:57See, George, um, the thing is...
12:00Okay.
12:13You will?
12:15You'll marry me?
12:16Okay.
12:20Oh, my baby.
12:26Oh, my baby.
12:28Oh, my baby.
12:31Oh, my baby.
12:32Oh, my baby.
12:37Who is it?
12:43It's your ex-husband.
12:44Carl, what do you want?
12:49Uh, Edie and I just broke up.
12:53Oh, well, come on in.
13:00I'm sorry to come over on such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel.
13:04Oh, that's okay.
13:05Julie's staying at her friend's tonight.
13:07You can sleep in her room.
13:08Well, the sofa's fine, but thanks.
13:10So, uh, am I allowed to ask what happened?
13:16You could ask, but I won't tell.
13:18Why not?
13:19Because it's embarrassing.
13:21Carl, did you cheat again?
13:23No.
13:24Did she cheat?
13:25No.
13:26You finally saw her without her makeup.
13:28Susan.
13:29I'm sorry.
13:29Are you okay?
13:34Yeah.
13:34I hadn't been working for quite a while.
13:37This was inevitable.
13:39Well, these days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy.
13:44That's right.
13:45I heard you made the plumber angry.
13:47No, I made the plumber furious.
13:49That is definitely over.
13:54So there will be no gloating from me.
13:58Well, here's to no gloating.
14:02Hmm.
14:03Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing.
14:06Um, last night I started writing and, well, I think there's a book in there.
14:11A book?
14:11Yeah.
14:12Like one of your children's books?
14:13Nope.
14:13This one's for adults about all my failed relationships.
14:17You're not writing about me, are you?
14:19You're like the first 14 chapters.
14:23Are you going to be fair?
14:24I'm going to be honest.
14:26I was afraid of that.
14:31It was just awful.
14:33George had a ring.
14:34His mother and her friend were there with champagne.
14:36If I had said no, it would have devastated him.
14:40So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
14:43Well, obviously there's a downside to having good manners.
14:45So when will you tell him how you really feel?
14:50That's why I wanted to talk to you.
14:51I mean, part of me keeps thinking maybe I should just do it.
14:55Do it?
14:56You mean actually marry him?
14:58Well, I know it sounds rash, but, well, there's something comfortable about George.
15:03We share the same tastes and interests.
15:06Oh, and best of all, he loves the opera.
15:09The opera?
15:09Yes, we saw Aida last week and we both cried buckets.
15:13It was fun.
15:16George loves art, poetry and music.
15:20It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world, like I do.
15:23I don't know.
15:32That's why I'm here.
15:33I don't know what to do, Dr. Goldfein.
15:36Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George, but you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex.
15:44No.
15:44True love is great, but at this point in my life, I think I'd rather just go to the opera.
16:02Give me a glass.
16:03Oh, no, no, wait.
16:03We're going to finish off this.
16:04No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no.
16:05Four glasses is my limit.
16:07If you help me finish off this bottle, I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie.
16:13It hit me.
16:22Edie was making the bed and found a picture I kept under the mattress.
16:29A picture I didn't want her to see.
16:33What was it?
16:36It was a picture of you.
16:39Why would you...
16:41Because it's something I like to take a look at every now and then.
16:45Wow.
16:49Huh?
16:55What the hell was that?
16:59That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time.
17:01Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie.
17:04Well, so you're on the rebound from the plumber.
17:06No harm, no foul.
17:10Carl, it would be so weird.
17:12We're two old friends who suddenly find themselves single.
17:15There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be...
17:20a little less lonely.
17:22Thanks so much for taking care of the boys.
17:29I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up.
17:31Leonard and I are going to take them all to the water park.
17:34Yeah, um, before that happens...
17:36Oh, yeah, we're going to be able to take Penny sooner.
17:38She's getting so big.
17:43Peekaboo!
17:45Peekaboo!
17:47Peekaboo!
17:47Yeah, okay, enough of that.
17:49Is there something wrong?
17:51Actually, yes.
17:53We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma,
17:56but one of your private videos
18:00made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag.
18:11Please.
18:12Tell me the kids didn't see it.
18:14Oh, no, don't worry. I caught it. I caught it.
18:15Right before you took off your bra.
18:17I have to go.
18:22Oh, Norma,
18:23you just thought you needed to know what happened.
18:25Seriously, we're cool with this.
18:27We should give it away from the kids.
18:29Don't let it. This is going to happen.
18:31Jimmy, Peekaboo!
18:32Oh, my God.
18:33Are we all supposed to...
18:35Norma, wait.
18:38We're still here for next week.
18:41Norma!
18:42The water park!
18:44Right?
18:44Right?
18:47Mom!
18:56Mom!
19:02Mom?
19:03Mom?
19:04Mom?
19:04Are you up?
19:07Oh, my God.
19:14Oh, Julie, I thought you were going straight to school.
19:17I needed money for lunch.
19:19There's a 20 in my pants, if you can find them.
19:21Oh, Julie, God.
19:23Julie, God.
19:24Honey.
19:30Okay, there is a good explanation for what happened.
19:33I doubt that.
19:34Oh, you probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night.
19:38You slept with him the same night he broke up with her.
19:41Well, I said it was a good explanation, not a great one.
19:44Oh, Julie.
19:46Hey, pumpkin.
19:47Don't even.
19:48Oh, I feel really awful.
19:53Me too.
19:55We should not have done what we did.
19:57I know, I know.
19:58I gotta tell you, last night was the best sex ever.
20:06Wasn't it, though?
20:07You were fantastic.
20:09I was just trying to keep up with you.
20:13Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?
20:15Because we've been angry at each other for so long.
20:19We finally found a way to channel it.
20:22Maybe.
20:23So, what happens next?
20:26Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
20:28No, I mean with us.
20:30Us?
20:30What do you mean?
20:31There's no us.
20:32You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going.
20:37I mean, what happened last night was explosive.
20:41Carl, last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch.
20:45That's it.
20:45Suzy Q.
20:46Carl, I want to move on.
20:49I don't want to go backwards.
20:50I'm sorry.
20:51Mwah!
20:52But thank you for the explosion.
20:54I really needed it.
21:02After 48 hours of crash diety, Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor.
21:09But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably.
21:14Ah!
21:23Ralph!
21:25I need help getting dressed.
21:26Get in here.
21:31Now!
21:35I have to fit in this.
21:36For God's sakes, put the muscle into it.
21:39I'm trying.
21:41Yeah, it won't zip.
21:42Well, try harder.
21:43Oh, my hands hurt.
21:47I'm sorry, Miss Solis, but I can't get you into this dress.
21:49It's just too small.
21:51Get me into this dress, and I will pay you ten more dollars a week.
21:57I think I got it.
21:57Hold on.
21:58Hold still.
21:59Here we go.
22:01One, two, three.
22:04Oh, thank God.
22:08I brought you some ice cream.
22:24I know how long it's been since you've had any.
22:26We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.
22:32First, I want you to talk to me about what happened.
22:40About Melanie.
22:41I don't want to talk about her.
22:44You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this.
22:47But I can't let you out until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again.
22:54And the first step is for you to show me that you understand that what you did was wrong.
23:00Well, she was a bad person.
23:05She deserved it.
23:08No one deserves to die like that, Caleb.
23:13Don't you agree?
23:25Very well.
23:25If that's how it's going to be.
23:34This is how it's going to be.
23:35This is how it's going to be.
23:55I can't believe we're doing this.
24:12If Leonard and Norman want to cut ties with us, who are we to stop them?
24:16They need to know we don't judge them for what they do in the privacy of their own home.
24:21And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself while you're having sex.
24:25Obviously, they were so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us.
24:27Maybe we need to respect them.
24:29I need these playdates.
24:34Tom, we need these playdates.
24:36Fine. Fine.
24:38But you do all the talking.
24:40Okay.
24:42Norma.
24:43Mom!
24:44Wait!
24:46Let's go.
24:46No!
24:47Hi, Scavoz.
24:50What are you guys doing here?
24:52Hi.
24:52Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but, um, could we talk to you for a minute?
24:57Sure, come on in.
24:58Uh-huh.
24:59So, um, we've been trying to contact you, but you haven't been returning any of our messages.
25:06And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video.
25:08Home.
25:09Home.
25:09Movies.
25:10The fact is, we really don't care.
25:13And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.
25:17We just don't know how they found it.
25:19But, you know, boys, they get into everything.
25:21But, seriously, it's not a big deal.
25:23I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again.
25:25It's the new millennium.
25:26We're hit.
25:28You know, what we're saying is, we get it.
25:31You're just having fun.
25:32It's nothing to be ashamed of.
25:33I'm just so relieved this all worked out.
25:38At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving.
25:41Oh, no.
25:44Thank you for being so open-minded.
25:47Please, we're all adults.
25:49I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot.
25:55The production values are caca.
25:58Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional.
26:02What you saw was an example of my earlier work.
26:06Since then, I've become much more adept at production.
26:10Ah.
26:11You know, editing and lighting.
26:12Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies.
26:18Ironic, isn't it?
26:18I finally get my wish and no one ever gets to see my work.
26:23That is a damn shame.
26:27Norma, what do you think?
26:28Should we show them the room?
26:32Let's show them the room, huh?
26:38Check out this baby.
26:40Three-chip high def.
26:411280 by 720 lines of resolution, bounced lighting, and dark sheets so you don't get a kick off the pillows.
26:47Took me a while to learn that little trick, huh?
26:49These walls are completely soundproof.
26:52You could scream your lungs out in here and nobody'd hear you.
26:55It's true.
26:58So, anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know.
27:03You guys would love it.
27:05Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star.
27:09Good night.
27:16I'm taking no more playdates.
27:17Not a one.
27:24Hey, we better hurry.
27:25The movie starts in 20 minutes.
27:27There's been a slight change of plans.
27:28My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you, and I thought, what the heck, it could be fun.
27:32Do you mind?
27:34No, I guess not.
27:37Hey, everybody.
27:38This is Bree.
27:47And this is my Uncle Sid.
27:49Hi.
27:49My Aunt Rosalie.
27:50Hello.
27:51Oh, and this is Stan Grotz, who does my mom's taxes.
27:55She's a knockout, George.
27:56I guess I owe you an apology.
28:00Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mom I was gay.
28:03I'm still going to need some proof.
28:05But I guess I'll be getting that in about nine months.
28:07Hey, Bree?
28:08What happens in nine months?
28:10That's just Stan's little joke about when we're going to start our own family.
28:13No, just so you know, Stan, it's going to be a while before we even think about kids.
28:17I want Bree all to myself for a while.
28:19Well, I don't want to wait too long.
28:22After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.
28:24Am I right, Bree?
28:29If you'll excuse me, I have to go.
28:37Bree?
28:38Bree, where are you going?
28:39Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home.
28:42What's wrong?
28:44George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement.
28:49What?
28:49And I'm not the only one who thinks that.
28:51Other people have said the same thing.
28:52What others?
28:53Andrew?
28:54No.
28:55Dr. Goldfein, my therapist.
28:57Your therapist?
28:58He doesn't know me.
28:59He knows me.
29:00It's certainly better than you do.
29:02How can you say that?
29:03Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children.
29:07Really?
29:08Really?
29:09Well, I didn't know.
29:10But you should know that.
29:12That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other.
29:15Does it matter?
29:18I don't need children.
29:20It's not just that, George.
29:21Dr. Goldfein has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right.
29:26Look, I'll agree with Dr. Goldfein on one thing.
29:33We should slow things down.
29:36Really?
29:36Yes.
29:37Just because two people are engaged doesn't mean they have to get married anytime soon.
29:41I'll talk to Dr. Goldfein about it tomorrow.
29:48Take whatever time you need.
29:49How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step, Matthew?
30:09Are you going to answer me?
30:11Did you leave the door open?
30:12How'd you do?
30:43Not good.
30:44People are going to start coming home from work soon.
30:46Okay.
30:47You can't panic.
30:49Caleb is scared.
30:50He doesn't know the area.
30:52So he's got to be close by.
30:54Which of you are having to check in?
31:06Bree?
31:07I desperately need your help.
31:09Dear, what's wrong?
31:11How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?
31:15I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden.
31:18Do you really want to know my secret?
31:20Oh, yes.
31:21Horse manure.
31:22I have it delivered.
31:23Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding.
31:25I have it delivered.
31:41Hello?
31:42Hey.
31:44Looking for something?
31:49Uh, yeah.
31:54Actually, I'm looking for you.
31:56Me?
31:58You're looking for me?
32:00Yeah.
32:01I've been thinking about you.
32:02And that time we met, I thought you were really cool.
32:04So, you came to ask me out?
32:15Because I'll say yes.
32:23Anything?
32:34That was a waste of time.
32:36Pretty much.
32:41Did you hear the big news?
32:43Uh, the big news?
32:45Carl and I are back together.
32:46And I know that he stayed at your place last night, which leads me to why I'm here.
32:53There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.
32:57Edie, I...
32:58Whatever it was that you said to him really helped.
33:03He showed up with flowers, and he apologized for everything.
33:07So, thank you.
33:14I'm sorry, what?
33:16Well, I'm not going to say it again.
33:17It hurt my teeth the first time.
33:19No, Edie.
33:20I mean, this is so unexpected on so many levels.
33:22I don't know what to say.
33:24Then say nothing.
33:25Oh.
33:26And, uh, here.
33:28It's the photo of you I found in our bed.
33:31I know he told you about it.
33:33Why are you giving it to me?
33:36Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night.
33:40But it's still important for you to understand that I won.
33:45You won?
33:47Yeah.
33:48Whatever little hold you had on Carl is officially over.
33:52So, you can stop feeling all smug and superior that he kept that thing.
33:57Believe me, I don't feel superior.
33:59Good.
34:00Because you shouldn't.
34:01He made his choice.
34:03And it's not you.
34:05You're right.
34:07He made his choice.
34:08Brie, it's still too easy to breathe.
34:23You've got to make it tighter.
34:24Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down.
34:27I don't care.
34:28I can't have these girls thinking I'm pregnant.
34:30Gosh, do you actually think they're going to make fun of you?
34:33Trust me, they're merciless.
34:37But why?
34:37I mean, surely they have friends who have children.
34:40When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days being rich and in love and childless.
34:48And they laughed at me and they said I would just end up being another fat housefrau, living a life that I didn't plan.
34:56I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.
34:59Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.
35:01Brie, my friends are models.
35:03They're never happy for anyone.
35:05Do you ever think you might like it?
35:08What?
35:09Motherhood?
35:11No.
35:12Oh, come on.
35:13You don't think you're going to love your own baby?
35:15I'm not saying I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger.
35:17I just don't have the motherhood gene.
35:20I wish I did, but I don't.
35:24What?
35:24Well, I'm just smiling because I think a few months from now,
35:27you're going to come to me and tell me how madly in love you are with your new little baby,
35:32and I'm going to have to resist the urge to say, I told you so.
35:35Maybe.
35:37I doubt it.
35:37There you go.
35:38All done.
35:41How do I look?
35:44Positively glowing.
35:47Brie.
35:47Come on.
36:17Come on.
36:47Come on.
36:49Hi.
36:53Hello.
36:55Oh, my God.
36:58You're pregnant.
37:02Honey, it's open.
37:09Come on in.
37:10Hi.
37:12Hi.
37:13My, uh, friends just left and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing.
37:22How was your little reunion?
37:24It was, um, weird.
37:28Weird?
37:29Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs to 14-year-olds.
37:34Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables and Yasmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial
37:41treatment that probably causes short-term memory loss.
37:44You know, I just stood there the whole night trying to remember why we were ever friends.
37:52And I couldn't.
37:53You know, honey, people change.
37:56Yeah, but that's the thing.
37:57They haven't changed.
37:59That's who they've always been.
38:01I've changed.
38:03And I honestly don't know how.
38:06Well, maybe Susan, Lynette, and I have had a good influence on you.
38:11I doubt that.
38:16Come on.
38:17I'll...
38:18I'm gonna finish up here.
38:19I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that.
38:22All right.
38:23But hurry up because I've been having to pee since hors d'oeuvres.
38:32Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?
38:35I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit.
38:39Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.
38:43I like the sound of that.
38:47Thanks.
39:09And I like the door to a service on you.
39:10Take it away.
39:11Hey, Paul, come on and take it over.
39:12Take it away.
39:13Be careful with my sewing kit.
39:14Can you do that?
39:15Oh, I don't like the sewing kit.
39:19Okay, I'll leave the sewing kit.
39:21And then, let's go through the sewing kit for the sewing kit.
39:23Then, you can get there either.
39:24I should get to the sewing kit.
39:25I'll go through the sewing kit.
39:26At the sewing kit.
39:27You're so cool with my sewing kit.
39:28I'm going through the sewing kit.
39:29I'm ready soon.
39:30I'm ready to go dropping my sewing kit,
39:32Get ready.
39:34I can't.
39:35It's over the sewing kit.
39:36Wait, wait.
39:37No, no.
40:07Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images.
40:30Wait.
40:35Oh, she needs me to get something for her.
40:37I will be right back.
40:38But in truth, they can capture so much more.
40:44They can uncover hidden longing of men who should no longer care.
40:53They can reveal the extraordinary secrets of the most ordinary marriages.
41:03Most amazing of all, cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.
41:11Dreams we didn't even know we had.
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