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00:00Fifteen years of this of me outsmarting you and then you getting upset
00:03They already blew the other one. Some people are gonna be mad at this motherfucking Super Bowl
00:08This is gonna be electric. We are live from the parking lot outside of Levi's Stadium
00:27You sure Rob?
00:29You know the the directions are saying it's the exact opposite direction
00:32Brandon's already in a mood man. It's gonna be one of those weeks
00:35I refuse to eat cucumber at dinner last night. I didn't refuse to eat cucumber Evo. He said greens
00:40I don't eat greens. He said I don't eat cucumbers. This is what happened. I don't like cucumbers
00:45I know I don't and Evo had these like shredded cucumber bits that he's like no you're gonna love these. They're so different
00:52It's a cucumber still so I
00:54They're refreshing I put on a brave face and I ate the cucumber strip that he was presenting like it was like a french fry that
01:01You know so delicious and it sucked because it's cucumber and I think it's a terrible is it a vegetable?
01:06What's the deal with Brandon?
01:08He's just you know
01:10He's been just like in this mood recently and
01:14I think he's kind of mad because like this feels like a vacation for him and then he recognizes like we still got to do some work
01:21Uh, so I hope that we're able to get into a good groove. I really really want to go sightseeing with them
01:31Yeah, it's fine. It's good. We went out to a nice dinner last night
01:36It's very hilly like hilly to the point
01:39It's almost shocking. I
01:41I'm gonna walk today, and I don't know if I can do it
01:45That's what I have to say 7 30 in the morning get the fucking camera out of my face
01:51Go underneath your arm
01:59It's gonna be we can't do this already Titus. It's only Monday. You said go behind
02:04There's several ways to do
02:11However you want to do it it's here we go
02:21Oh
02:23Welcome to mostly sports. I'm Mark Titus
02:29Oh
02:31Oh shit, I didn't know you were doing that. I thought you were like trying to mingle with me
02:36Never I'm feeling all right. This is gonna be good. I'm feeling pretty excited. I'm feeling pretty good
02:41That's that's what you want to mean my my identity is morning Nick. You see my tweet. That's not what happened. Yes. No, it's not
02:51No, people were asking about it. So I got on the elevator thing he goes
02:56People are stealing my tweet. I'm just like dude
03:00Is this your first time going crazy going loco?
03:03Kind of unfortunately. It's gotta be your first time going loco. No, it was actually the last Super Bowl at a Kendrick Lamarge
03:09Brandon that got stolen too. This guy's about to steal it next probably
03:16Kind of cool
03:25Yeah, we can do that. You guys look ridiculous
03:33Oh
03:35That is funny
03:37You didn't even have to look ridiculous. You just had to match
03:40I guess you're right. He chose that
03:46Oh, thank you
03:47Steven Shea in his day-to-day back in september
03:50Because he's just he hates liam cohen for leaving the buccaneers. He says that the jaguars are gonna stink
03:55We made the deal on the on the yak that he had to at least or no
03:59The jags had to at least get nine wins and if they got nine wins this season
04:03Which was so far off of what che predicted che had them going like four and 13
04:08Then che had to wear jaguar hair the entire week of super bowl week
04:11So clearly the jaguars wound up winning the afc south
04:15Completely made che look like an idiot and now I think he might look the coolest he's ever going to look people are saying
04:21Che's gonna look like a buffoon with this jaguar hair
04:23I think he's going to look like the coolest that steven che could possibly look
04:28The weird boo
04:33I don't know what he is
04:34Some people are gonna be mad. All right, that's enough
04:38That's all right. Yeah, let's go. That's enough. Let's go. You you tweeted. What a tweet steven tweet
04:42He tweeted that some people are gonna be mad. I'm put myself in that category. I'm mad. Are you pre-mad?
04:48You haven't seen it, right?
04:52This jaguar hair is gonna be awesome. You're gonna get yelled at let him go. All right, wait
04:56Yeah, go ahead, but don't don't reveal yet because I want you to put on the jersey and then come back in
05:01Get me. I have not seen this yet. No jaguars jersey
05:05Pussy eater
05:09And you have to wear this to dinner tonight, too. That's fine. Yeah
05:11It's a dinner
05:13It's a dinner jersey. Yes, that's fine. Are you doing a bit? I have bad news. Some people are gonna be mad
05:19Oh
05:21It's it's the haters
05:26Oh
05:28Oh my god
05:30Wait, stand up. I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:32Oh my god
05:34That's incredible
05:38Stephen Jay
05:40I want to get the back of your hair
05:42Holy shit
06:01Oh, no, you getting old
06:03I haven't worked out yet. That was tough. Oh, what's up, dude? This is good sound
06:08Really good, sir. Yeah
06:10I didn't see that old prospector should have had you in one of those chickens
06:14I know I wanted it to be Eddie house against the old white guys
06:20I got like half the company tickets
06:23Just Kyle just feeling like hey, so
06:26I wouldn't that be funny. No, I don't think that's it's not how I live my life at least not anymore. I want you so bad
06:32I bet you Dave would do it out of spite
06:41A spite ticket to the super bowl celebrate a super bowl champ. You'll get over those those thoughts. Yeah
06:47Right in here. This is like mini radio room
06:51Perfect
06:55I did not expect to talk about so much interesting stuff for me
06:58I didn't even get to half my list man. That's how fired up I was to see you today. Thanks so much. Good to reconnect, Ryan
07:04Yeah, absolutely. All right quick break in the action
07:06This is a reminder to order pizza hut for the big game order the pizza before the hut the big new yorker with slices so big
07:15You gotta fold them ten dollars for a limited time order it for the big game
07:28We're right next to a Ross dress for less some of the
07:40Stiffest security I've ever been through
07:44We got through and we just went and got some things that are our size matching so we got the
07:51VIP collection polo
07:53What brand is this hat?
07:55Don't know
07:57We look pretty fucking sick. You look sick. Yeah, I guess so. I guess it's just I look sick
08:03Which one's it
08:05Is fun fun more comfortable than Patrick to you?
08:07They're equally as uncomfortable. You think they're uncomfortable. All right, I just squeeze into a 12. Oh, you're not
08:16Are you a size 12 to use wear 14? Oh, that fits you perfect
08:20Do you just wear some of that now only with that haircut?
08:24I'm trying to be a wide receiver. Huh? I'm trying to be a wide receiver.
08:28Can you get up for the draft? Yes
08:30Why do you dress like that?
08:34We have to dress as twins
08:36We have to dress as twins on the act this week and we went to Ross and this was the only thing they had to
08:42I'm not proud of it
08:44I'm not proud of it
08:46Why are you dressed like that?
08:48Super
08:50All right, barstool after dark bowl tonight flag football tournament your coaches are dave big cat pft brandon walker all barstool employees
08:58We're having a draft here on the act
09:00They're the coaches. They draw up the plays flag football tournament for thirty five thousand dollars
09:05Ah, legs are stiff up to a fight. Once again, I was Mr. Irrelevant in the draft
09:16I mean, I feel like that's happened a few times in barstool stuff
09:19I feel like that's becoming a trend, but you know what? I got picked and maybe I can go brock party on these foes, you know?
09:27There he is. Watch out
09:29Thank you guys. Daddy's home
09:33Where's my squad at?
09:35All right, fellas. Here we go coach
09:37What's up coach?
09:38Let's go. Let's light them up. Let's go. That is why. We're gonna keep it simple today. We're gonna go up tempo
09:44We're gonna take advantage of our speed. We're gonna run massive. We're gonna run massive. Well, I'm the coach Jake again
09:49That's the second time you've tried to tumble our money. What's up, buddy?
09:53How's it feel with Dave calling you up to the squad? Good. We'll see. You gotta catch the ball. Make a couple of moves
10:00We won't even take the field, Cleet. We won't take the field.
10:03Go get cleats then. You had more than enough time to get cleats
10:07This is this is this is 15 years of doing this where I out think him and he gets upset
10:14No, no, what are those? Who's of those?
10:16Mine 10 and a half for the race. Oh, but then you gotta get in the back. Those are white socks tails. Those are tails. Oh, tails
10:21Well, we're not even taking the field
10:2415 years of this of me outsmarting you and then you getting upset about the rules. There is absolutely
10:29Why can you not wear cleats? You can't
10:31Next thing you know, you're gonna be upset that we all have receiver clothes
10:33No, no
10:34You
10:34Cuz we do. Cuz buddy, we do. We all have receiver clothes. It's all cleated or no cleat. We're gonna get
10:39So how many people on our team? Our team has no cleats. I haven't thought about it. Come prepared, baby
10:46Hey, listen, if you played for a coach like me, you would have already had cleats
10:49Okay, I texted the guys right away. I said give me your sizes. I could go drive to dicks if you need me to drive to dicks
10:54How far away is that? I don't know
10:57This is just a replay of every time we've ever done one of these competitions. There's no way we're going 36 minutes
11:03Why would they even want to play cleats versus no cleats? It's like a different world
11:13Preparation
11:14What are you doing?
11:16As soon as I had announced
11:18I thought we were a noble company, so I'm wearing nobles
11:20Right, they're all friends of us
11:22Shout out noble
11:24Feeling great
11:26Feeling confident, feeling loose, yup
11:28I did my routine this morning
11:30Woke up stretched, shook it out
11:32Drank some water
11:34And uh
11:36Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna run fast
11:38I feel like a lot of people are gonna be surprised with my time
11:40I certainly can't run the race at full speed now
11:44We were trying to figure out how many yards he should get
11:46So we were doing a 40 yard dash
11:48To see how long, how fast he was
11:50And he pulled it halfway through
11:52That's brutal
11:54You're being sarcastic
11:56Man, I didn't see that coming
11:58I really got hurt
12:00I know, I didn't see that coming
12:02No, I really got hurt
12:04I didn't see that coming
12:06No, I really got hurt
12:08Right
12:09You're hurt
12:10Yeah, I am
12:11It wasn't even on camera
12:12It's crazy
12:14Yeah, it's crazy
12:15I know
12:16Yeah
12:17So you're hurt
12:19Bad
12:20Oh man
12:21Yeah
12:22Right
12:23Yes
12:24Dave's hurt guys
12:25I'm hurt
12:26Right
12:27Yes
12:29I am
12:30Oh, so I've been on
12:32You're not even, you're getting in just not even on video
12:34I was doing the timing
12:35No one has that
12:37It was not for content
12:39I was trying to make it for content
12:41Yeah
12:42It's like, it's really painful seeing you walk around
12:44Right
12:45Yeah, I pulled my ham
12:49Actually?
12:50Yeah
12:51You betrayed Chris
12:52I pulled my hamstring
12:53Is it a 40?
12:54Just now
12:55Yeah, just now
12:56You'll snap that
12:57I don't believe that
12:58You could really be in trouble
12:59Believe me
13:00You don't believe me?
13:01Is it on camera?
13:02Is it on camera?
13:03No
13:04It's off camera, there's cameras everywhere
13:05That should make you believe it more
13:07Wait, why would that make it more?
13:09Freeze
13:10That's true
13:11Because if I was doing it for content, it would be on me
13:14You're laying the foundation
13:15No
13:16And you're planting seeds right now
13:17No, Austin was recording my 40 time
13:21So we could see
13:22It'd be like, you know what?
13:23Dave's gonna need a 3, 4 yard head start
13:25Austin
13:26If it's your version
13:27Give us a story
13:28What happened?
13:29Is there any visible signs
13:30No, he definitely pulled it
13:32It wasn't even on video
13:33If we were trying to stage it
13:34We would've had it on video
13:35Oh, it was there
13:36I was
13:37I just had the timer
13:38To make sure
13:39We were trying to figure out
13:40What do I run a 40 in?
13:41So if it's like 6'5
13:42He's probably running a 6
13:43Get a little head start
13:44It's gonna bet him 25 grand
13:46If he could beat me
13:47I pulled it halfway through
13:48So can you eat 10 yards now?
13:51I don't know what's gonna happen
13:52But it's like
13:53It's not a tear
13:54I'm walking around
13:55But it's ready to tear
14:00Can we still go to the house of prime rip tonight?
14:02If it does?
14:03It has to drag me out of that place
14:05I've been waiting for 7 years
14:06For my return to house of prime rip
14:08I don't know what this is gonna do
14:10It might just relieve your muscles
14:13You
14:14You gotta add those
14:15You want it too
14:16Fasoli just carries around Icy Hot
14:19For no reason
14:20You can't do this
14:22If you have a pulled hamstring
14:23Don't even think of it
14:24Was that Fasoli's Icy Hot?
14:25Yeah
14:26That's gotta be his dream come true
14:27That's the best thing to do
14:29I don't know why his camera wrapped
14:31Just in case you go down
14:33No, there's nothing I can be done
14:35If I go full speed
14:36I'm gonna tear my hamstring
14:37Like I can slow jog
14:39But if I go full
14:40It's gonna go
14:41I didn't
14:42If it was the real race
14:43It'd be gone
14:44Yeah
14:45Yeah
14:46Just handicap
14:47Handicap
14:48Whatever you want
14:49You know
14:50I'm pretty hung over too
14:51If that helps
14:52Where
14:53Where do we have a pulled hamstring?
14:56What's fit?
14:57What gets us to the line at the end?
14:59Well I want it out
15:00Yeah, I do want it to be close
15:01I want it to be a nail biter
15:03I'd say like
15:06Circle
15:08I think you can see
15:09Yeah, maybe half
15:13Maybe half
15:14Maybe half
15:15Like here?
15:16Now that I'm thinking about it
15:17Maybe half
15:18I'm fast man
15:19I got sneaky burners
15:21You would've killed me that way
15:324-4
15:334-4-20
15:344-4-20
15:36That's where you're starting though, right?
15:39I'm confused
15:41Oh yeah, he's right
15:42I'm really confused
15:43Why does it matter what
15:44No, you're right
15:45You're right
15:46JMU guy
15:47Colgate first
15:49So yeah, probably right about here
16:02I did it again
16:03I did it again
16:04I did it again
16:05Wasn't even close
16:08I did it again
16:09I did it again
16:10I did it again
16:13Give it to one athlete
16:14See ya
16:15Easy money
16:16You're not
16:17Running straight up with him
16:18Easy on us
16:19All done
16:20Thank you
16:21Endless respect
16:22Thank you
16:23Yeah
16:24Endless respect
16:25Another victory
16:27They never stopped coming
16:29Thanks for coming out, Todio
16:31Enjoy the flight back
16:33Dave Portnoy
16:34With a huge win over Taddeo
16:36Nobody saw it coming
16:37Blow out
16:38I look back
16:39It's like I didn't even see
16:41Unbelievable
16:43And Dave again to the haters
16:44Who say you were totally
16:45Faking this injury
16:46And that your hamstring's completely fine
16:47No
16:48Listen
16:49You ain't cheating
16:50You ain't trying
16:51Did not show
16:52See that?
16:54That's bad
16:55Dude is really slow
16:56Cross
16:57He's really slow, Dave
16:58Yeah, I'm really fast
16:59He was limping
17:00He was limping
17:01He was limping
17:02I did pull my hamstring
17:04Some people will never learn
17:11Yeah
17:12That was fun
17:13Let's do it
17:14I'm ready
17:15Hell yeah
17:16Is what it is
17:17What the fuck are you doing?
17:47What the fuck are you doing?
17:48I said they all worried about me
17:49Here's your chances
17:50You motherfucking Mitzi man
18:03You're a one-hander?
18:05That was unreal
18:08Mr. Orell
18:10Watch this one-handed, left-handed
18:12That's insane
18:14Oh, that was the hell man
18:16I'm gonna throw my shot
18:17That's a touchdown
18:18That's a touchdown
18:19That's a touchdown
18:20That's a touchdown
18:21The ruling on the field stands
18:23That's a touchdown
18:24That was a hell of a
18:26Who was that against?
18:27Who was he against?
18:28Nobody
18:29They didn't cover me
18:30I was over
18:31Wait
18:32We gotta have a meeting about that
18:34Hey, Mets
18:35Congratulations
18:36You said
18:37I was gonna be the secret weapon
18:38Coach said it
18:39He believed
18:40No one else believed
18:41It
18:42And he missed the other one
18:44Hey
18:45I forgot
18:46I was like
18:47This guy's just smiling
18:49Hey
18:50Hey
18:51Holy shit
18:53You know why he's not?
18:54He knows he's wrong
18:55Are we only throwing flags on us?
18:58What the hell is going on out here?
19:01Holy fuck
19:03Raph
19:04Ryan's giving the ball
19:05Raph
19:06It's third
19:07It's third
19:08It's third
19:09Thank you
19:11Hey
19:12What his Иосиф
19:13Way to go
19:14Run
19:15It's third
19:16Way to go
19:19H tr executive
19:20come on
19:21Come on
19:22back on full
19:23That one full
19:24That one full
19:25You missed the one
19:28You missed the pole
19:29Two
19:30Through the Military
19:31Dude
19:32You missed the pole
19:33You missed the one
19:34The other one
19:35every turn
19:36Every call
19:37Every call
19:38That didn't do
19:39That's good, that's good, that's good.
19:52There is nothing you can do.
19:54No, I'm not shaking hands.
19:56I'm only shaking with my guys.
19:58My guys deserve that.
19:59That was Highway Roberts.
20:00I do hope you watch the replay.
20:03You're getting crucified.
20:04They're like, this guy, you gotta take away his driver's license.
20:07Sounds good.
20:09Holy cow.
20:11I appreciate you guys.
20:12Hey, thank you, thank you.
20:14That kind of bullshit.
20:16Hey, let's get a picture, guys.
20:18Yeah, for sure.
20:18What a hell of an officiated ball game.
20:21Great job.
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20:59Now let's get back to the video.
21:06What do you guys got coming in for an interview?
21:09Today?
21:10Yeah.
21:11Charles Woodson?
21:12Yeah.
21:13He's a great player, Hall of Famer.
21:15When I was a head coach, first year head coach with the Raiders, he was my very first draft
21:20pick that I was associated with.
21:23Peyton Manning, Ryan Leaf, and then Andre Wadsworth, and then at number four, Charles freaking
21:32Woodson.
21:33He was a badass man.
21:35I couldn't believe he was sitting there for us.
21:37We had a Hall of Fame corner named Willie Brown.
21:39Yeah.
21:40He was on my staff.
21:41He was a secondary coach.
21:43He wore number 24.
21:45And as soon as Woodson got drafted, Al Davis looked over at Willie and he said,
21:49you know what number he's going to wear?
21:5124.
21:53How do you do, man?
21:56You look good, man.
21:57Good to see you, Woodson.
21:59I want to see your stance bumping around.
22:02Al Davis want to see Willie Brown.
22:05Oh, look at this.
22:06Where's he got a look at you?
22:07What do you got here?
22:09A little post in route, you know?
22:11There's 14 over there.
22:12What does your stance look like?
22:14A little stance right here?
22:15Yeah, here.
22:16You got your outside foot back?
22:17Yeah, I'm always, it would depend.
22:19Yeah, this is a masterpiece.
22:21Why am I going to put this on anything?
22:25Because this, I'm already loaded.
22:27And somebody's throwing his load off his leg and he's playing off like that.
22:30Obviously, you can't get before we get off of here.
22:32We're going to knock something down.
22:33It's, it's, when you guys are off, it is noticeable.
22:36Green Humphrey and Lane freaking Johnson, man.
22:39Why 80?
22:40Why is that?
22:41I see a Lane Johnson stance.
22:44Yeah, so I change my stance up a lot during the games.
22:47I have probably around 60, 40, as far as weight distribution, 70, 30.
22:52And then, I like this stance because I feel like I can still have my eyes up.
22:57Speaking of feet, man, look at this, look at this look, man.
23:01Turn around and show these guys this, this, this jeans, man.
23:04Yeah.
23:05What are you doing with these jeans, man?
23:06I don't know.
23:07You look like that movie Hoosiers.
23:08Yeah.
23:09You ever see that show, Hoosiers?
23:11That's why I'm Indian.
23:12Okay, yeah.
23:13His name is Jimmy.
23:14Yeah.
23:14Do you remember that guy, the best player on the team?
23:16Yeah.
23:16He wouldn't play, but he walked around with his jeans rolled up.
23:20Okay, okay.
23:21Yeah.
23:22You're a man of style or something?
23:25I don't know.
23:26Are you?
23:27I guess, I guess.
23:28What do you wear on a plane?
23:30On the plane?
23:31We wear a sweatsuit now.
23:32Shane Steichen's all up.
23:33Oh, really?
23:34We wear a sweatsuit.
23:35You probably like that.
23:36Yeah, I do.
23:37I do like that, yeah.
23:38Because he didn't want to wear, he was, you know, we had to wear suits.
23:40I mean, you kind of, you come in here the best dressed guy of all of them.
23:45Appreciate that.
23:46Thank you, thank you.
23:47How good are you at trivia?
23:48I'm pretty good at it.
23:49No, I mean, outside of sports, like, would you know actresses, songs?
23:55I would know songs, but I wouldn't know any songs, like, before 1990.
23:59I'll be honest with you, I'm the head coach of a trivia team.
24:03Malisek, he's my star player.
24:06We had Buttman, Bluttman, whatever, I call him Buttman.
24:09He was just shits.
24:11I need firepower.
24:12And you're really a free agent.
24:15We would love to add you to our team.
24:17But I've heard that you're a pain in the ass to deal with.
24:20I can be.
24:21I can be.
24:22Can you be a part of the team?
24:23Yes, I can.
24:24Or are you going to be critical?
24:25Yes, I can.
24:26And are you going to have a negative impact on my team?
24:30I think I'll be happier just doing it less and having more opportunity, more, instead of the expectations.
24:37Yeah, he asks a lot of weird questions.
24:42Like, some of the questions.
24:44I don't even want to answer it right because people will think I'm a dork.
24:48Hello, Frank the Tank.
24:49You know I click every one of your videos when they come in.
24:52Would you like to be on our team?
24:55Yes, I would.
24:56I'm looking forward to it.
24:57We're going to go with a one-year contract.
24:59I'm looking forward to it.
25:00Incentives.
25:01The more you get right, the more we pay.
25:04We cannot stand listen to Brandon Walker and some of these teams we lost to.
25:09So is this the day that you're actually joining?
25:12Yes.
25:13Our team?
25:14Yes, we've won more live events than any other team.
25:19Okay, let's shake on an agreement then.
25:21Let's go.
25:22Frank the Tank.
25:23I excel in the live events, so if we get to the Final Four, watch out.
25:28There's no confusion.
25:29I'm the head coach of this team.
25:31Yes.
25:32And if you get out of hand, you're going to be brought back into your place.
25:36It's a great day.
25:37Gruden, Malisek, and Frank the Freakin' Tank, man.
25:50How you doing, man?
25:51Look at you, man.
25:52Come on.
25:53Let me get a feeling.
25:54Hey, the production set up on your new little show.
25:57Dude.
25:58Talk to Mikey Pat now already.
26:00You're sick, man.
26:02We're good people.
26:03That's crazy.
26:04Jeffy D.
26:05Jeffy D.
26:06What's up?
26:07How's your stress?
26:08We're good.
26:09The picture I saw, the picture on Instagram that you posted where you were just...
26:15I didn't post it.
26:16Bro.
26:17Bryser posted that.
26:18Did you hit the collab?
26:19Huh?
26:20Yeah, of course.
26:21Wham bro.
26:22Of course I took the collab.
26:23Oh, Birdie posted it.
26:24I didn't hit the collab.
26:25I hit the collab.
26:26You knew seeing that pic, you're like, fuck it.
26:28Yeah, I look nice, bro.
26:29I was looking pretty big in that one.
26:30I'll step back to last.
26:31How are we doing, man?
26:32Did you see a whiff?
26:33Yeah.
26:34Come on, baby.
26:35Let's get in between the lines, all right?
26:36Yeah, keep doing the lines.
26:37You doing nice good?
26:38Yeah, everything good.
26:39Congratulations.
26:40That was real.
26:41I know.
26:42I'm kidding.
26:43You were taking it back.
26:44You were taking it back?
26:45Yeah, you had to tell me I'll go.
26:46No, you're killing it off.
26:47Good job.
26:48What's that?
26:49I'm being nice to you.
26:50I know.
26:51I'm being nice.
26:52I'm being nice.
26:53You were good.
26:54Huh?
26:55I'm actually saying.
26:56That was super nice.
26:57I know.
26:58I know.
26:59I know.
27:00I can't even be nice to you without actually thinking of it.
27:02I'm so nice.
27:03I was so nice.
27:04I was so nice.
27:05I was so nice.
27:06I was so nice.
27:07I was super nice.
27:08I know.
27:09I know.
27:10I know.
27:11I can't even be nice to you without you thinking it's weird.
27:14I love this version.
27:15Okay.
27:16I love this version.
27:17Alright.
27:18The glasses are coming.
27:21Has he turned a new leaf in 2026?
27:24Motherfucking champ.
27:26In the fucking building.
27:36Don't get the...
27:37Don't get the...
27:38My titties are getting a little...
27:40I'm getting a little soft.
27:42Sometimes I'll sit like it's like afterwards when you sit in the mirror.
27:45And then this part you can kind of see a little bit to where it's like starting to like roll up on you.
27:49And I'm walking in on you.
27:50I'm walking in on you.
27:51I'm walking in on you.
27:53Somebody that's talking about his insecurities.
27:55Don't need insecurity right now.
27:57You look big.
27:58You look strong.
27:59You look virile.
28:00You look ready to win a tribute competition.
28:01So our celebrity guest was supposed to be Scott Zolak.
28:04Patriot.
28:05And he had to back out.
28:07Legend.
28:08Yeah for work purposes.
28:09And so now we have security Pat.
28:13So I love Pat.
28:14What if he's a ringer?
28:15I saw him at like one and I was like, yeah I think you're the guy.
28:19He's like, oh.
28:20I think Dave's just kidding about that.
28:22I was like, he seemed very serious when I talked to him.
28:25And that was like four hours ago.
28:26So I think Pat's gonna get a jersey tossed on him late here.
28:30I'm easily the worst dozen trivia sub of all time.
28:35Like I don't know how I'm here right now.
28:37I mean this is a wagon.
28:38This is a shock the world type of team.
28:41Security Pat.
28:42Smart guy.
28:43Trivia.
28:44Savant.
28:45I know he watches every episode of the dozen.
28:47I think he's never lost a daily dozen.
28:49So I think we're gonna, we're a shock.
28:57See what happens.
28:58I don't know.
28:59I'm gonna do this before.
29:00I'm gonna hope I get the right topics.
29:02Two eggs.
29:03That shit.
29:04That's a hoax.
29:05I don't look like two eggs at all.
29:06It's gonna be a two eggs girls.
29:08Stand up.
29:09What size is yours?
29:10I think X.
29:11Get the fuck out of here.
29:12You want my X?
29:13I think half the size, bro.
29:15I can't squeeze into a medium.
29:17You want my XL?
29:18No, no.
29:19Can I wrap the Pats?
29:20Yeah, I can't squeeze into the men's medium.
29:23I'm gonna wrap the Pats here, alright?
29:25Is this, you want mine?
29:27Oh, just a hit.
29:28You can't do medium?
29:30You want me to wear it?
29:33No.
29:34You don't.
29:35It was built for curves.
29:37Look at that.
29:38I've been talking about us as fast as much as long.
29:40The number of days!
29:42Another social interaction crush by Nick and KV.
29:46F***ing me.
29:47We kinda killed it.
29:49Let's go, Pat.
29:51Are you trying to tank?
29:53We should've just not had to.
29:55We should've just not said anything about Pat or Clem...
29:57...and just rolled them out.
29:58Yeah, just...
29:59I just need my stuff?
30:01I love you to death, but today you're my enemy, man.
30:05One of the rules of this.
30:07Good luck.
30:09If you don't have the loudest fucking pop when you walk out, there's going to be an issue.
30:17I'm here for the looks.
30:19He's ready for street signs.
30:21Street signs.
30:23He's our guy.
30:25African Geography.
30:27Yeah, yeah.
30:29Countries in Africa.
30:31Do you do a lot of survival there or something?
30:33I've traveled a lot in Africa.
30:35Yeah, Zimbabwe and Namibia.
30:37I can't hear you, Dave.
30:39Your best category is street science?
30:41Street signs and African geography.
30:45Street signs?
30:47How many street signs are there?
30:49Like hundreds.
30:51Like literally hundreds.
30:53Like worldwide?
30:55We're talking worldwide?
30:57Hundreds.
30:58Wow.
30:59I think I would take you out in Survivor.
31:01I'll just say that.
31:02You do?
31:03Yeah.
31:04I think you probably wouldn't.
31:05Outside of the physical part.
31:06Like in the new era in the 26 day game, you might last half.
31:10I may be better at Traders.
31:11Because the physical part of Survivor would wear me out.
31:13But mentally?
31:14I think you'd be great on Traders.
31:15I actually do.
31:16Yeah, Traders would be up my alley.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Survivor, Traders is a harder game too.
31:19But like, I don't know you personally, but what I know of you, I think you'd be great
31:20on Traders.
31:21I think that.
31:22Why was it harder?
31:23Why was Traders harder?
31:24The other kid that works for you though, Tommy Smokes.
31:25Oh.
31:26Why do you say Traders is harder?
31:27Why's Traders?
31:28Why is Traders' harder?
31:29Why do you say Traders is harder?
31:30Why is Traders having trouble?
31:31What do you think?
31:32Why do you say Traders is harder?
31:33I don't know you personally but what I know of you you think you'd be great on Traders.
31:37Why is Traders harder?
31:38The other kid that works for you though, Tommy Smokes.
31:40Oh.
31:41He tries hard but.
31:42Yeah.
31:43Oh no.
31:44He's a good kid I love, Tommy Tommy Tommy.
31:47Tommy Tommy.
31:48You get that dude.
31:49You get that.
31:50You get that.
31:51Why did you say Traders is harder?
31:53harder like strategically traders is harder because like there's more to
31:58like like mind-wise like strategically like you have to think about like more
32:05options survivor you're dealing with nine people on a beach you got nine
32:10people to manage traders is 24 people but Dave like that's what he does seriously
32:20like it's a lot of moving pieces and that's why like like no smoke like for
32:25real I think it'd be good
32:44yeah I didn't see that coming that's tough that's your first game as a squad
32:49right yeah all right one down we got another one to go we got a fucking
32:54spanked I'm not saying anyone had the answers before but I don't think they
32:58missed one did it
33:01what's up against the ex-defending champs with our MVP of the league what
33:12happened Pat happened destroyed him V Pat Pat got in there not on that stage I wasn't I usually am
33:23going to win a championship
33:25probably
33:27we'll see
33:29three
33:30two
33:30party five final
33:31winners
33:32winners
33:33how do you like that
33:39how do you like that
33:42how do you like that
33:44shocking this team never quits
33:46I thought the script crunches did a hell of a job
33:49this team is
33:50a hell of a job
33:51nine now
33:53or eight
33:54lose track
33:55how many of these are going to get
33:57what's the exhibition one?
33:58no this
33:59this guy
33:59oh yeah
34:00that counts
34:03get another ring
34:04this guy
34:04stepped it up
34:06here too would you take a picture of us
34:08yeah I'd be happy to
34:09champs
34:11yeah this is a good omen for the weekend
34:14another Lombardi trophy to stack
34:16obviously couldn't have done it without Pat stepping in
34:19Hank was great
34:20and we got the MVP of the league here
34:22him and Clem
34:22they're a pretty unstoppable duo
34:24always fun to beat Brandon Walker at his own game
34:27yeah so it's feeling good
34:29get the momentum going
34:30I think we're in a long shot coming into this thing
34:32and you know
34:33great things happen
34:33hell yeah
34:35uh
34:37come on
34:41okay
34:44who's that creeping in my window
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