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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Brie discovered a family secret.
00:06Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
00:08Lynette struggled with chemotherapy.
00:11While Susan took joy in being pregnant.
00:14I'm eating for two.
00:16The biggest obstacle to Carlos and Gabby.
00:19The IRS could make me testify against you.
00:21Was the promise Edie forced Carlos to make.
00:24We're engaged.
00:25I really did care for Edie.
00:27But I can't let it ruin my life.
00:30Trevor! Over here!
00:34All children love to play games.
00:37But before they can race their bikes.
00:40Or jump their ropes.
00:42Or toss their frisbees.
00:45Children understand they must first convince their friends to play along with them.
00:51The same is true for adults.
00:54Hi Gabby, it's me.
00:56I'm throwing a party Saturday night.
00:57Guess what kind?
00:58A charades party?
01:00Didn't you just throw one?
01:01No.
01:02That was a year ago.
01:04Oh, right.
01:05Guess it's time for another one.
01:07Sure is.
01:08Can you come?
01:09Um, sorry Victor needs me at this political thing.
01:13Damn.
01:14Damn, damn.
01:15Aww.
01:16You have to come.
01:17You're the best charades player I know.
01:19That's sweet.
01:20And totally accurate.
01:22But I'm really whipped from the chemo, so...
01:25Oh, there's my other line.
01:26Can you ask me next time, okay hun?
01:28Okay.
01:29Bye.
01:30Hello.
01:31Oh, hey Bree.
01:32Hmm, what's up?
01:33Well, I stopped by Catherine's last night just to get a recipe.
01:35And you'll never believe what I overheard.
01:36She slapped her kid?
01:37No.
01:38Yes.
01:39Get this.
01:40When Adam said Dylan was just going to keep asking questions, Catherine said, and I quote,
01:47Well, we're just going to have to find better lies.
01:53Oh, hang on.
01:54I've got another call.
01:55Don't answer it.
01:56Susan.
01:57She's hosting another game night.
01:59Another one?
02:00It's time for an anonymous letter.
02:02Wait.
02:03Is Catherine going to Susan's charade night?
02:05Probably.
02:06Why?
02:07We should go too.
02:08Get a few drinks in her.
02:10See if she loosens up.
02:12I doubt a woman like Catherine is going to spill her secrets just because she's had a
02:16little wine.
02:17I don't know.
02:18You came out with some interesting things before you swore off the sauce.
02:21Well, none that I recall.
02:23Didn't you tell me you lost your virginity in the back feet of a...
02:26Point?
02:27Well taken.
02:28I'll bring the wine.
02:29Susan.
02:30Good news.
02:31We can come to the party after all.
02:33Hey, you know who else you should invite?
02:35Yeah, I am feeling much better, so count me in.
02:39Will our new neighbor be coming?
02:41Of course.
02:42I love your charades parties.
02:44I hope you're inviting that delightful Catherine Mayfair.
02:50So, you were paid a very nice compliment today.
02:53I was?
02:54Yes.
02:55I am hosting a charades party and all of my friends went out of their way to insist I invite you.
03:00Really?
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:02Yes.
03:03Not all adults like to play games.
03:06But the ones who do?
03:09Play to win.
03:11Stella Wingfield hated to cook.
03:12Still, she spent that Friday morning grating cheese, and greasing a pan, and laying in macaroni.
03:24Because her eldest daughter was sick, and Stella could no longer sit by and do nothing.
03:41Lunchtime.
03:42Oh, no thanks.
03:43Oh, come on.
03:44I made it for you special.
03:45You've got to keep your strength up.
03:46I appreciate the effort, but I told you I can't keep anything down.
03:47And FYI, mac and cheese is halfway to vomit.
03:48You might as well have given me a plate of creamed corn.
03:50Aren't you taking the anti-nausea drug?
03:54Yeah, I am taking it.
03:55It's just not working.
03:59Well, um, I know something that might help your nausea and boost your appetite.
04:02Um, perhaps a little bit more than your head-to-piece.
04:06I might be at it for you.
04:07Oh, well, I think that made it for you special.
04:12Oh, you gotta keep your strength up.
04:15I appreciate the effort, but I told you I can't keep anything down.
04:18Perhaps a little visit for my old friend, Mary Jane?
04:25You're suggesting pot?
04:27A lot of chemo patients use it. Hell, I did.
04:31Come on. Let Mama score you some kick-ass chronic.
04:37Kick-ass chronic. Uh-huh.
04:41You're a grandmother. Shouldn't you be off somewhere knitting an afghan?
04:44Just trying to ease your pain.
04:47Well, thanks. But I prefer not to get my medication from some guy under a bridge.
04:57Suit yourself.
05:06Hey. What's this?
05:10A crib. Oh, and look. Safety latch.
05:15I figured if the baby takes after you, accident proof is key.
05:19Honey, you know, I'm still in my first trimester.
05:21Um, don't you think it's a little early to be making cribs?
05:25Early would be painting it pink or blue.
05:27But I got both, so we'll cover either way.
05:33Great.
05:35And whether it's a boy or a girl, Colt's fan. That's non-negotiable.
05:41Um, Bree's home. I'll be right back.
05:44Look sharp, Susan.
05:50God, it's getting harder and harder to keep her at arm's length.
05:54I never knew she was such a hugger.
05:56You want me to run interference?
05:58I don't know. Getting good at props.
06:02Hey, Susan. What's up?
06:03I need a favor.
06:04Um, I remember you mentioning that you liked your obstetrician.
06:07Can I get his number?
06:10I thought you were using Dr. Mayfair.
06:12Yeah, I don't know. It's getting a little weird.
06:15You know, Adam is my neighbor.
06:17Well, you don't mind Orson being your dentist?
06:19Well, that's because I don't blush when Orson says open wide.
06:22You know, my OB is all the way across town. You just do not want to drive that far.
06:28Oh, well, we could schedule our appointments together and carpool.
06:31You know, pregnant gals on the road.
06:34It does sound fun, but I don't think my doctor's taking on any new patients.
06:39Oh, I can talk him into it. What's his name?
06:42I, um, don't remember.
06:46You don't remember?
06:47No, you know, I usually just call him Doctor.
06:50Brie, just get me the number.
07:11Here you go, but please don't mention my name.
07:13As I said, you know, he's overbooked and I just don't want to get on his bad side.
07:16I'm so excited. Pregnant gals sharing a doctor.
07:19Ah-choo!
07:20Oh, bless you.
07:21Sorry.
07:22Probably just allergies, but, you know, you don't want to take any chances.
07:24Ruth.
07:25Hey.
07:26Can I get a drink?
07:27Yeah, sure.
07:28By the way.
07:29I'm going to stop.
07:31Oh, thanks.
07:33Hey, can I get a drink?
07:39Yeah, sure.
07:48By the way, I'm going to start.
07:51Oh, thanks.
07:52Thanks.
08:02I'd say the car's clean enough.
08:04Catherine.
08:05You did seem awfully friendly. Do you know her?
08:08No. We said two words. She criticized my car washing.
08:11It's funny. When I criticize you, you don't put on a big goofy grin.
08:15You really need to stop this.
08:17Given our history, shouldn't I be saying that to you?
08:20Catherine, I can't just not speak to women.
08:22I'm a gynecologist, for God's sake.
08:24Yes, I know.
08:28But you don't have to bring your work home with you.
08:42You leaving already?
08:44Edie asked me to help her pick out a gift for her sister.
08:48So I gotta swing by the mall.
08:50When can I see you next?
08:52Well, Victor has a teacher's union thing on Thursday.
08:56Guess I'll see you on Thursday.
08:58Carlos, what's happening here?
09:02I mean, with us, why are we still sneaking around?
09:06You know exactly why.
09:08Oh, come on. Edie's recovered from her little suicide attempt.
09:10Don't you think it's time to move on?
09:12Look, I've got some things going on, and I need them to pay off before I can make a move.
09:16Really, I don't have a choice.
09:18Okay, but if you did have a choice, would it be a hard one?
09:22I mean, it's not like you're in love with Edie, is it?
09:25No, I don't love Edie.
09:27And I've got a plan to get her out of my life forever.
09:29Just give me two weeks, okay?
09:34Bracelet's always nice.
09:39Brady's sister.
09:43Good idea.
09:59Here's the thing. My daughter has cancer. She's so nauseous, she stopped eating.
10:13And I can't just stand by and watch her waste away.
10:16So I ask around, and people thought you might be able to get me what I need.
10:21You follow my drift?
10:24Um, yeah. You want me to score you some weed?
10:28The best stuff you can get. Nothing's too good for my little girl.
10:40Darling?
10:41What is it?
10:43I don't want you to worry.
10:45I just got off the phone with the convent.
10:48It seems Danielle took a little spill.
10:51You're eight and a half months pregnant.
10:54What in heaven's name were you doing rollerblading?
10:57I'm bored. All I do is lay around.
10:59In your condition, that's what you should be doing.
11:02And where on earth did you get skates in a convent?
11:05I borrowed them from one of the eating disorder girls.
11:08They have all the good exercise equipment.
11:10Danielle, what if your reckless behavior had hurt the baby?
11:13They're going to examine me. I'm sure the baby's fine.
11:15Yes, and it is going to stay that way because I have instructed Sister Teresa to keep you sequestered in your room until the baby is born.
11:22What am I supposed to do for fun?
11:24You won't even get me a DVD player.
11:26Well, I was hoping that you could use these last few weeks for reflection and personal growth.
11:32I hate you.
11:34Clearly it would be time well spent.
11:37How was the lasagna?
11:45Why don't you ask it yourself?
11:47Honey.
11:48Sorry.
11:49At least eat a little. We need you in fighting form for charades tonight.
11:53Yeah, about that I don't think I'm going to make it.
11:56You have to. You are the charades assassin.
12:00They still talk about the night that you guessed the Americanization of Emily in 15 seconds.
12:04Twelve.
12:05And that's my point. I'm undefeated. Why spoil my winning streak by playing when I'm not up to it?
12:10Honey.
12:11People know that you're sick.
12:14They don't expect you to be at your absolute best.
12:16Tom, hair loss and constant nausea, those are inconveniences. Losing at charades to Susan Meyer, that is just flat out intolerable.
12:30Hey, Andrew.
12:31Hey.
12:32What's up?
12:33Hey, Mr. Scavo. A package for Lynette's mom got delivered to our house by mistake.
12:36I've got it, Tom. It's a pattern. I'm knitting Lynette an afghan.
12:43You're working.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Grab it.
12:47Yeah.
12:48You've got to know what's up to them again.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yeah.
12:53No.
12:54No talk.
12:55I'm getting home now.
12:56Alright?
12:57A friend of mine recommended this place.
13:27It's not exactly what I expected.
13:34Best be one heck of a doctor though, huh?
13:37I don't know.
13:38I just come here to buy clean urine.
13:44Shoo!
13:45Those are only for grown-ups.
13:46Why?
13:48Because they have special medicine in them.
13:50Like the grown-up iced tea you always drink?
13:53Similar.
13:54How about some ice cream instead?
13:55And you can watch TV till your eyes fall out.
13:57Yeah!
13:58You, stay.
14:02Grandma needs a favor.
14:04And you've got just the face for it.
14:11Wow, sweetie, those really look delicious.
14:13But I just don't feel like eating right now.
14:16Just one, Mom?
14:18I made them special.
14:20Just for you.
14:21Mmm, this really is delicious.
14:33Now if there's an emergency, you can reach me on my cell phone.
14:35Or you can just walk across the street.
14:47I'm fun, girls.
14:48Don't do anything I would do.
14:49Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
14:53Adam seems really laid back.
14:57Yeah, he's pretty cool.
14:59Of course.
15:00Everyone seems cool compared to robo-Mom.
15:04Hey, you never told me.
15:06What happened when you asked her about your real dad?
15:08She freaked out, just like I thought.
15:11She wouldn't tell me anything.
15:15Well, there are other ways to find things out.
15:19Does your mom keep any old papers, you know, letters, diaries?
15:23Not that she shows me.
15:25There's stuff in the storage room upstairs, but it's locked.
15:29So forget about it.
15:34What kind of lock is it?
15:38Oh, come on in, I was hoping you were Susan.
15:42She's not here?
15:43No, she's not answering her cell phone.
15:45Is she?
15:46Well, she had an appointment with this new obstetrician over on River Street.
15:49She should be here by now.
15:50Why would you see a doctor over there?
15:52That's a terrible neighborhood.
15:53It is?
15:54Yes.
15:55Don't you remember?
15:56That's where they murdered those two prostitutes last year.
15:58We should help Mike with the food.
16:01Knock, knock.
16:02We're here.
16:03Oh, good.
16:04Catherine.
16:05I was hoping we'd get a chance to chat.
16:07Open this now.
16:10Oh, Susan's parties are always such a snoozefest.
16:14The only thing people will be miming is get me the hell out of here.
16:17Aren't you a little overdressed for charades?
16:20Well, I thought that I'd look nice.
16:22Just in case we decided to, well, I don't know, announce our engagement.
16:29We're not announcing anything.
16:34It's Susan and Mike's party.
16:36I do not want to make it all about us.
16:38You're right, darling.
16:42I may drop a few hints, though.
16:44Edie, let me be clear on this.
16:46You were not to tell anyone about our engagement.
16:48Got it?
16:49Fine.
16:50I won't say a word.
16:51I won't say a word.
17:08Oh, this is fantastic.
17:09You know Edward Ferber?
17:10Hmm?
17:11State Senator?
17:12Yes.
17:13His wife just got picked up for shoplifting.
17:16Why is that fantastic?
17:18He was making noises about going against me for governor.
17:22I guess the light-fingered Mrs. Ferber just put an end to that.
17:24Why?
17:25It's not like he shoplifted.
17:26It doesn't matter.
17:27It's a scandal.
17:28You know what they do to pull numbers?
17:30Oh, that's right.
17:31I was reading about that in Politics is Boring magazine.
17:34I'm just glad I don't have to worry about you pulling crap like that.
17:39Yeah, you're lucky.
17:44So where's Lynette?
17:45She's usually your charade's MVP.
17:48Ah, she wasn't feeling so well, but you are still going down, mister.
17:53It's just a game, Tom.
17:55A game you wish you never played.
17:57Oh, hi, Gabby.
18:00Catherine and I were just talking about the old days.
18:03So when you were living with your aunt, was Dylan's father with you?
18:07No, just me and Dylan.
18:09Were you widowed or divorced?
18:13Actually, I prefer not to discuss my first marriage.
18:17If you don't mind.
18:19Oh, well, we certainly didn't mean to pry.
18:22Let me just tinge that up for you.
18:25Hello.
18:28It's so nice to see you.
18:30All right, is it fine?
18:33Oh, no.
18:36Oh, my contact slipped.
18:40Is that an engagement ring?
18:43Oh, shoot.
18:45Pretend you didn't see that.
18:47I promised my fiancé that I wouldn't say a word until the official announcement.
18:53Excuse me.
18:57Gabby!
18:58Sorry I'm late.
18:59Oh, my God!
19:00You made it!
19:01That is such a beautiful dress.
19:02We're gonna have so much fun.
19:04You.
19:06Come with me.
19:09She's got a ring!
19:10What?
19:11Edie!
19:12You're in a big honkin' engagement ring the size of a peach pit!
19:14Hey, I didn't get her a ring!
19:16Oh, so you're not engaged?
19:18Well, see, here's the thing.
19:20Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
19:21Let me explain!
19:22Yeah, I am done with your explanations and I am done with just give me two more weeks, baby.
19:27Whatever games you're playing, I'm sick of it!
19:29We're through!
19:30So you're just gonna go and live happily ever after with Victor, huh?
19:35You think Victor's my only option?
19:38Well, I got news for you, Carlos.
19:40I can have any guy I want.
19:42Because this...
19:44waits for no man.
19:53You bought yourself an engagement ring.
19:56It's been three days, Carlos. How long was I supposed to wait?
19:59You agreed not to say anything.
20:01Ah, but I didn't agree not to wear anything.
20:05Don't worry. It wasn't expensive.
20:08You can pay me back later.
20:10Count on it.
20:12And the whole time, I just kept thinking,
20:15this is Bree's doctor. Bree recommended him.
20:18He must be the best.
20:20So I didn't worry when it was between a needle exchange
20:23and the area's only transvestite bookstore.
20:25And I ignored that my shoes stuck to the floor
20:29and there was a cigarette machine in the waiting room.
20:33But when I saw the ant traps on his speculum tray,
20:37I thought that you and I should have a talk.
20:40Oh, Susan, I am so sorry.
20:41And, of course, I will pay for the slashed tire
20:43and the stolen cell phone.
20:44That is not the point!
20:45Why would you send me to somebody who is obviously not your doctor?
20:51I can't tell you.
20:52Why not?
20:54It's private.
20:56You know what else is private?
20:58The parts of me that I'm pretty sure he snapped with his camera phone.
21:04I have a party to throw. I will deal with you later.
21:06Look, Al, she is totally out of control.
21:15I need her taken care of.
21:18Fine, I'll see what I can do.
21:27Adam, I feel the tag of my dress sticking out and I can't reach it.
21:31Do you mind?
21:32Yeah, sure.
21:35There you go.
21:37I think I gotta chill.
21:39Now let me see if I can give you one.
21:42Yeah, it's worth it.
21:48We haven't been here an hour and you're already humiliating me?
21:51Are we really having this conversation again?
21:53Oh, I guess you learned nothing from Chicago.
21:55For God's sake, I was not flirting.
21:57She asked me to fix her dress.
21:58Yeah, I saw your face. I could tell what a chore it was for you.
22:03You know what? I think I'm a little behind you in the alcohol department.
22:05Let me go catch up.
22:11I'm sorry. I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
22:15But you really shouldn't take this out on Adam.
22:18And Gabrielle has a little bit of a reputation, if you know what I mean.
22:21No, I don't. But I'd certainly like to.
22:27Okay, everybody. Let the games begin.
22:30Um, okay. I will be team captain one. Who wants to be captain number two?
22:35I'll do it.
22:36Great. Okay, you pick first.
22:39Oh, okay. I will pick Adam.
22:45I pick Lynette.
22:47Where's Lynette?
22:48Ah, she really wanted to be here. She's just feeling too sick to party.
22:52It's funny, isn't it?
22:58Are you kidding? It's genius. He's a sponge, but he talks.
23:04Well, it looks like somebody is feeling a little better.
23:08Yeah. I guess that anti-nausea medicine finally kicked in.
23:14That must be it.
23:19Orson.
23:21Carlos.
23:23Um, husband in the room?
23:24Honey, I love you, but I want to win.
23:29You should pick Edie.
23:31Why?
23:33The woman just tried to commit suicide. Don't make her last pick.
23:35She's still fragile.
23:36Good point. Mike!
23:39Yes! Let's get started!
23:41No, no! Wait, wait, wait!
23:42Gabby, you know how it works.
23:43Okay, first I have to go over all the signals.
23:45Okay, so, um, this is a movie.
23:48Um, TV.
23:51Where did you learn to do this?
23:53When you live with a mother who constantly locks herself out,
23:55you develop certain skills.
24:01I don't know. Maybe this is a sign we should stop.
24:04What were you saying about signs?
24:11A whole concept, person, um, let's see, Shakespeare, book, and then if you do the signal for book and you touch your heart, then that's poem.
24:21Okay, when has anyone ever used a poem as a clue?
24:25Yeah, come on, let's play!
24:27Let's play!
24:29Yeah, let's play!
24:31Hey, honey, you made it!
24:33Aha! Dibs on Lynette! She's on my team!
24:35Oh, that's not fair! She's like the charades ninja!
24:38That's me, the ninja!
24:39That's me, the ninja!
24:40What?
24:41Ah!
24:42Ah!
24:43I'm sorry.
24:45Okay.
24:47Okay, I'm ready.
24:53Okay, go.
24:54Shoes.
24:55Socks.
24:56Socks.
24:57Socks.
24:58Socks.
24:59Itch.
25:00Itch.
25:01Whister.
25:02Whister.
25:03Sounds like Whister.
25:04Kister.
25:05Sister.
25:06Two meals for Sister Sarah!
25:08Okay, 22 seconds.
25:10Lynette, you're up.
25:11Come on, babe.
25:12We're 40 seconds down.
25:13We need you to make that time up.
25:15Who do you think you're talking to?
25:17Right on.
25:18All right.
25:21Ready?
25:22Get set.
25:24Go.
25:31Honey, the clock's ticking.
25:35I know.
25:36This is a really hard one.
25:39Okay, come on.
25:40Come on.
25:41What is it?
25:42Is it a book?
25:43Is it a movie?
25:44Movie?
25:45It's a western.
25:46No talking.
25:47Sorry.
25:48Honey, start with the first word.
25:49How many syllables?
25:58One word?
25:59Sweetie, act it out.
26:00You're really good at that.
26:03Okay, okay.
26:04Whole idea.
26:07Me.
26:08Edie.
26:09Woman.
26:10Blonde.
26:11Bleach.
26:12No!
26:25Hang him high?
26:26Yes!
26:27Yes!
26:28Yes!
26:29Okay.
26:30Okay.
26:31Well, I think it's time for break.
26:33Good idea.
26:34Yes.
26:37You feeling okay?
26:38Because you're acting kind of spacey.
26:40Yeah, no, I'm good.
26:42Hey, do you think they have any grapes or lobster?
26:45Why don't I go get you some coffee, hon?
26:47Orson.
26:48Hey.
26:49There's a phone call for you at the house.
26:50You should probably take it.
26:51Oh.
26:52Okay.
26:53There's a phone call for you at the house.
26:55You should probably take it.
26:56Oh.
26:58Yeah.
26:59There's a phone call.
27:09Hello.
27:10Oh, Tom.
27:11Oh, Tom.
27:12Stella.
27:13What are you doing here?
27:14I made some brownies earlier.
27:18And I just noticed they were missing.
27:22Uh, Lynette didn't bring them here, did she?
27:26Why?
27:27Is that a problem?
27:28It's like chocolate love.
27:31Oh, God.
27:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:33Sorry.
27:34Uh, don't eat those.
27:35Don't eat those.
27:36Sorry.
27:37Um, nope.
27:38Ooh.
27:39Bad batch.
27:40Bad.
27:41Bad, bad, bad.
27:42Whoa.
27:43Sorry.
27:44Um, full of trans fats.
27:45Oh!
27:46Oh, God.
27:47Oh, Tom, watch it.
27:48I am sorry.
27:49Oh, thank you.
27:50Oh, thank you.
27:51Let me get that.
27:53Okay.
27:54It's all right.
27:55It's a little cold.
27:56Sorry.
27:57It's all right.
27:58Would it be too much to ask you to keep your hands off my husband?
28:01What?
28:02I spilt my drink on him.
28:03And you're trying to make up for it by breastfeeding him?
28:06Ugh.
28:07Catherine?
28:08Look, lady, you need to calm down.
28:10You get a reputation around here for having to stick up your ass.
28:13Better that reputation than when you're toting around.
28:15What do you mean by that?
28:17Okay, back to charades.
28:19Never mind.
28:20Forget it.
28:21Oh, no, no.
28:22Tell me, what's my reputation?
28:23Am I smug and holier than thou?
28:25Oh, no, wait.
28:26That's you.
28:27Let me be specific.
28:28By reputation, I mean that you are the kind of woman that treats a man like a plaything,
28:33whether it's my husband or, let's say, your teenage gardener.
28:38Bree saw you slap your daughter.
28:49Excuse me?
28:51Gabby.
28:52Yeah, she asked about her father and then you smacked her.
28:55Why'd you do that?
28:57This is the last thing that I will ever say to you.
29:02Yes, I lost my temper with Dylan.
29:04But her father is a horrible man.
29:06I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter.
29:10What was I supposed to tell Dylan about that, hm?
29:14I hope that satisfies everyone's curiosity.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:30Ham I has three syllables.
29:35I guess you saw what happened down there.
29:42Yep.
29:45Look, it was a long time ago and it didn't mean anything.
29:49How many people know about this?
29:52Now or before tonight?
29:56How many?
29:57Look, I know you're upset.
29:59I'm not upset.
30:00I'm just trying to work out how to spin this.
30:04Clearly the boy was underage.
30:06Do you think money would shut him up?
30:09Victor, really, I don't think it's a big deal.
30:12Hm.
30:13That's because you're not me.
30:24Okay, you've got to remember this.
30:26This is Bodsworth.
30:27You took him everywhere.
30:28No, I think I'd remember a bear that ugly.
30:31Well, clearly it's yours.
30:33Your mom kept it all these years and he's here in your old room.
30:36Wait, this was my old room?
30:39My mom told me I'm in my old room down the hall.
30:42No, this was your room.
30:44What are you talking about?
30:45Evening girls.
30:49Hey, how was the party?
30:52It was lovely.
30:54I think your mother would like your home to help clean up.
30:57I'm sorry, Mom.
30:58It's okay, sweetie.
31:00But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
31:02I'm sorry, Mom.
31:03It's okay, sweetie.
31:04But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
31:07I'm sorry, honey.
31:08I'm sorry, Mom.
31:09It's okay, sweetie.
31:10But I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
31:12I'm sorry, honey.
31:13I'm sorry, honey.
31:14I'm sorry.
31:15I'm sorry, honey.
31:16I'm sorry.
31:17I'm sorry.
31:18It's okay.
31:19I don't want you seeing that girl anymore.
31:22I don't know anymore.
31:36Where's Dan, honey, where have you been?
31:38We got a call from Danielle's doctor.
31:41Apparently her fall caused a placental abruption
31:43where the placenta separates from the uterus.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:46And they said not to panic.
31:47There are degrees of this.
31:49They're doing a sonogram, then they're going to call us.
31:51I can't wait that long.
31:54I have to be with her.
31:55Okay, I'll get you a purse.
32:01What do you think you're doing?
32:02You can't leave yet.
32:04Something's come up. We'll talk tomorrow.
32:06No, we'll talk now.
32:07You still owe me an explanation for that scuzzy gyno you sent me to.
32:10I said I was sorry, for God's sakes.
32:12Susan, not everything is about you.
32:18I know this night has been a complete disaster,
32:20but all in all, it's still your best party ever.
32:41I'm confused.
32:43Ow!
32:43Now I'm confused and my head hurts.
32:44That's for letting Edie think you're engaged.
32:47And the kiss?
32:50When you saw me flirting, you smashed a glass.
32:53When Victor heard I had an affair, he started crunching poll numbers.
32:59I need a man who cares enough to explode when he thinks he's going to lose me.
33:04I don't just love you.
33:06I love the way you love me.
33:07So we're back on?
33:13See you Thursday.
33:14Now, what have you got for me?
33:34I think I found a way to make this happen.
33:36But it might take a week or two to line everything up.
33:40Fantastic.
33:40I'll call you when it's done.
33:43Shirley?
33:46Can you make some copies of the Brit file?
33:59Seen Gabby?
34:01Uh, yeah.
34:02In the bathroom upstairs.
34:03Tell me something.
34:04When you found out that kid who you were paying to mow your lawn was doing your wife,
34:11how did you not kill him?
34:15Well, I wanted to at first.
34:17But, hey, we're all human, right?
34:20You gotta forgive and forget.
34:22You're a very understanding man.
34:24If she pulled something like that on me, that guy wouldn't be around for long.
34:27Yeah, but no woman's worth going to jail for, right?
34:33If you have enough money, it's not that hard to make someone disappear.
34:42Let's go, honey.
34:44Night, Carlos.
34:45Darling, what are you doing?
35:01I have to bring this DVD player to Danielle.
35:04Honey, we really have to go.
35:06It'll just take a few seconds.
35:07These damn cords.
35:09Sweetheart, it's a long drive.
35:11It's the only thing she asked for.
35:12Yes, hello.
35:21Hello, doctor.
35:23How is she?
35:29Thank God.
35:30Oh, my God.
35:32She's gonna be okay.
35:42Kids are all tucked in.
35:50They're sleeping like angels.
35:52Great, but Quaili's in their cocoa.
35:54Could you check on them for me, please?
36:00So, how was the party?
36:02You drugged me.
36:03Oh, just a little.
36:05What is wrong with you?
36:06I told you I didn't want any pot.
36:09Before you slap me around, let me ask you something.
36:13Do you feel better?
36:16That's not the point.
36:17And what were you thinking using my son as a drug mule?
36:20He didn't know what was going on.
36:22And why are you making such a big deal about it?
36:27Let me ask you something.
36:28Do you remember what I wore to the junior prom or what part I had in the play that year?
36:34Who remembers that stuff?
36:36Parents who weren't stoned.
36:40My whole childhood passed in a blur because you were medicating yourself.
36:45Pot when you were sick.
36:47Booze when you weren't.
36:48I am not going to do that.
36:50I won't miss a second of my kids' lives.
36:52Not if I can avoid it.
36:54Well, I'd say I'm sorry.
36:57But I'm not.
36:58You're a mom.
37:02You know there's nothing worse than watching your kids suffer.
37:07And seeing you act all goofy watching that cartoon, well...
37:15It was probably the high point of my trip.
37:20I get it.
37:21But if you ever pull something like this again...
37:27I won't.
37:29Okay.
37:30Well...
37:31I think I'll turn in.
37:34Yenta.
37:39What?
37:40Junior year.
37:41You were Yenta in Fiddler on the Roof.
37:44You remembered.
37:46Yeah.
37:47There are some performances so bad even alcohol can't block them out.
37:51Brie?
38:04Brie?
38:07Can we call a truce?
38:09Please?
38:13So you know I'm not bluffing.
38:15Um...
38:16I brought cake.
38:17I'm so sorry that I snapped at you tonight.
38:24It's okay.
38:27I just want to know what's going on.
38:30Ever since you've been pregnant, there's been this wall between us.
38:34It's like something's changed and I don't know why.
38:38Did I do something to offend you?
38:43It's not about you.
38:44I've just been going through some things.
38:48Like what?
38:50I mean, come on.
38:51Just tell me.
38:52We share everything.
38:55Okay.
38:58I haven't told anybody this, but...
39:03It's about the baby.
39:10There have been some complications.
39:12Oh, no.
39:15Is everything okay?
39:17Yeah.
39:17Everything's fine, but there was just a time where I thought I might lose it.
39:21Oh, my God.
39:24And there I was, just bugging you about your doctor.
39:26I'm so sorry.
39:28You should have just told me.
39:29No.
39:30You're pregnant, too.
39:31I'm not going to tell you anything that's going to worry you.
39:33Oh, are you kidding?
39:34It's the first baby I've had in 17 years.
39:36You know, I could not possibly be more freaked out.
39:39This morning, I caught Mike building a crib.
39:43No.
39:44This early?
39:45Yeah.
39:46I wanted to scream.
39:47You know, are you nuts?
39:48Do you just want to jinx it?
39:49This is what we get for having kids at our age.
39:54Anxiety.
39:55Terror.
39:56It's just going to get worse.
39:58Do you know when our babies go to college, we'll be like...
40:03Dead?
40:06If we're lucky.
40:12Look at us.
40:14Pregnant gals eating cake and bitching.
40:17It's kind of nice, huh?
40:19It really is.
40:29What are you doing?
40:31The hospital called.
40:33My aunt's ready to come home.
40:34And you wanted her to stay in here?
40:36Yeah.
40:38I think making this room off limits was a mistake.
40:41If I want Dylan to focus on other things,
40:44I really need to make it less intriguing.
40:46Speaking of intriguing,
40:50what were you thinking last night?
40:54What?
40:55Come on.
40:56The worst thing a father could do?
40:58You realize what people are going to think.
41:01Yeah.
41:02They're going to be very uncomfortable.
41:05And uncomfortable people don't ask questions.
41:07All children love games.
41:23But children grow up,
41:26and then they find new games to play.
41:28They pretend to be well so their families won't worry.
41:36They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon.
41:41I'm sorry.
41:43I'm sorry.
41:44They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends.
41:49Here you go.
41:50Yes.
41:53Everyone has fun playing games.
41:58Right up until the moment...
42:02someone gets hurt.
42:05I'm sorry.
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