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00:00The story wastes my time until Sonic gets bound by ropes and he's dragged into the darkness.
00:06There's more worthless padding in the form of a villain scene.
00:10Eggman makes an excuse for why he chose chickens to be made into zombies.
00:15I assumed it was to be creative.
00:18His flimsy excuse is that they needed so little change because the zombies are only slightly less intelligent than jerks.
00:25I respect that the writer tried, but you could say that about so many species.
00:31I thought it before, but what's the point of pretending you're using zombies if they aren't infectious?
00:37Unless he made himself immune to it, it would have screwed him over if he made them infectious.
00:43But you would assume he would make himself immune to it.
00:46There's more wasting my time with worthless words until it turns out an organic being had been the one who had saved Sonic.
00:53And also blindfolded and gagged him for no reason.
00:57Eventually Sonic finds out he had been saved by the Rat King Capone from his first book.
01:03It's always nice to see characters come back.
01:06The narration says that Sonic would have been better off chased by badniks.
01:11Which is true because he's fine with killing them and does so easily.
01:15After some padding recapping that Capone is very big and scarred, it also shields him by saying that even Sonic thought his shades were cool.
01:24Which is forced because Capone is evil.
01:27And people look down on people who wear sunglasses indoors.
01:31Maybe not in the 90s.
01:33He's also wearing a pinstripe suit.
01:37But it doesn't say what colors are on it or what a pinstripe suit looks like.
01:42So that's worthless to me.
01:44It also shields him by saying that the suit suits him.
01:47Capone bites off the end of a cigar.
01:50It was gutsy to reference cigars in Sonic.
01:53It's doing it right because it's not glorifying it because it has one associated with a villain.
01:58And someone coughs because of it.
02:01Capone gets flattered and tells him it'll get him nowhere because he's smart.
02:06And after he arrogantly insists on being called your majesty.
02:10There's more padding and he's also smart enough to correctly assume that Sonic's playing for time and wants to fool him into thinking he'll get what he wants just to run away.
02:20I love how consistently smart Capone is.
02:23I still hate him because of how rudely he talks but an actually smart Sonic character is a real treat.
02:30Sonic wouldn't lie to him that he hadn't been plotting to betray him.
02:35Especially since Capone is smart enough to see through his lies already.
02:39It makes Sonic look cowardly instead of confident.
02:42There's a bunch of padding because Capone takes forever to get to saying what he wants from him.
02:47It says Sonic's trying to sound brave.
02:50I hate that Sonic asks him how he keeps reading the script one line late.
02:55Because I think it's a fourth wall joke about him repeating the narration.
02:59There's more padding and again Sonic resorts to flattery which always makes someone look slimy.
03:05So why did they ever do that?
03:07I could predict from a mile away that Capone wanted to be in the movie.
03:11I hate that after all of the time it took to get to that point he still said exactly what I expected.
03:18Instead there's such padding until it gets to Tails again.
03:21And it says the Count's now wearing a top hat and purple tinted glasses.
03:25The Count asks Tails why he'd ever want to bite him.
03:29And somehow Tails doesn't get the hint.
03:31And somehow Tails doesn't relax and instead talks too much like a coward.
03:35Clearly if he wanted to bite him right now he'd have already done it.
03:40The Count says somehow that just because he kills people and drinks their blood doesn't make him bad.
03:46Why won't he just bite him already?
03:48Why doesn't Tails say?
03:50Why don't you just use animals then?
03:52He says he's sensitive and somehow he thinks being sensitive connects him liking poetry.
03:58So he says that next.
04:00Eventually Tails gets an idea and says the Count looks different now.
04:04And he's eventually told that only sometimes are vampires evil.
04:08Eventually Tails gets told that sometimes the Count writes poetry in his diaries.
04:13And he says oh bogus.
04:15And you'd think that would cause the Count to realize that he doesn't want to get read his poetry.
04:19No matter what lie he says afterwards.
04:22I assume the Count's only ignoring his insults because he's supposed to follow the script.
04:27It's convenient that the responses of Sonic and Tails are always so well accounted for by the script maker that Sonic and Tails don't notice that the response of the actors usually ignore what they're actually saying to them.
04:39Except for the wolf.
04:41Tails thinks he's got no choice but to follow the vampire and listen to an hour of his bad poetry.
04:47Tails is supposed to be able to run at Sonic's speed which would instantly leave him in the dust.
04:52You might say that if he ran that fast he just slammed into a wall.
04:55But if Sonic and Tails couldn't avoid that fate if they ran fast indoors then they would have died long ago.
05:01The required secondary power that Sonic would have to deal with his speed would be that he could interpret the world and make turns to Sonic's speed too.
05:07So the same would apply to Tails.
05:09So Tails could run through the castle at Sonic's speed and make all of the turns.
05:13After a bunch of worthless padding.
05:16Where Eggor types and Sonic talks in an annoying way with slang he hates and gets grabbed by the throat twice.
05:22Sonic says the rule he's gonna get Capone is the best flamethrower on Mobius.
05:27And conveniently the rats are too stupid to know that flamethrowers are weapons not people.
05:32And Sonic was lucky he predicted that.
05:35There's so much padding at this point you guys this is torture.
05:39After this is padding which includes a worthless villain scene.
05:43Bad guys get recruited against Sonic and Capone demands to be an actor by force.
05:48That's all and it doesn't even deserve that being mentioned.
05:52We'd see him as an actor anyways.
05:54I don't care about these characters.
05:56Why do they have entire scenes just about them?
05:59They don't have personalities and I don't care what they're doing.
06:03How did trying to figure out the square foot of seven make the rat called Thug pass out?
06:09He would've just not even tried like most people.
06:12The padding stops when Sonic slips the knot tying his hands behind his back.
06:16While Capone's lampshading the lame night actor's dialogue.
06:20Capone brought Sonic with him to force him to get him the role.
06:24So he could be right there to punish him if he wasn't able to do it.
06:28But Sonic didn't say a word to get him the acting role.
06:31He got there himself.
06:33He never expected Sonic to say anything.
06:35I'm so confused.
06:37Sonic runs away and it goes back to Tails and wastes my time.
06:42I like how Tails is relatable by being bored rigid by people's poetry.
06:46At least he got to stay in a soft armchair for all of those hours.
06:50But realistically he got stiff from it and had to stretch his legs.
06:54Eventually Sunshine streams into the room because it's just after dawn and the vampire shrieks.
07:01I like that Tails says he likes Sunshine because of his warmth.
07:05I like that the count tells him the truth that Sunshine gives people diseases like melanoma.
07:10I hate that Tails has no idea what he's talking about even though he watched his TV a lot.
07:15That doesn't make sense.
07:16The words after this are pointless because realistically he can't come up with a good excuse for not closing the curtains for him.
07:23So eventually Tails runs away and gets chased but gets free of him lying later.
07:29The story wastes my time and he ends up sniffling because he's alone in this place which is such a shame.
07:35And eventually he hits a bookcase next to a wall and it pivots around to reveal a cliche secret passage behind it.
07:42And he gets plunged into darkness and hears Eggman's laughter and talking to Spielbund.
07:47So eventually he ends up walking in a dark place.
07:50At least Sonic gets to comfort himself eating chips he has in one of his pockets.
07:55I wish it said socks instead.
07:57Because what pockets?
07:59I forgot that he was still wearing a rain jacket.
08:02And it's realistic that the chips are soggy now.
08:05It's also good that Sonic hopes Tails is safe instead of only caring about himself.
08:09Of course he does.
08:10It's only a pleasant surprise for a less moral Sonic who hasn't thought about Tails since he was separated from him.
08:16There's padding involving Sonic being talked to by another boring actor.
08:21A rabbit in a hockey mask called Jace blocking his way who somehow needs to ask if this is the set for the Castle Robotnik movie.
08:29Since Sonic's lying to manipulate him drags on forever.
08:32It would have been way less boring if he jumped over him and ran away.
08:36It ends up being pointless anyways because the actor says he's not being paid.
08:40And he's only here because he's a self-proclaimed homicidal maniac.
08:44So he threatens Sonic with a chainsaw anyways.
08:47An apparently battery powered chainsaw that still works without being plugged into the wall.
08:53I doubt that's impossible to invent when batteries exist.
08:56But if it is, of course a sci-fi fantasy planet could have that be invented.
09:01Sonic knows he could defeat him but he's too scared of the chainsaw to even bother.
09:06So he jumps over it and runs away.
09:09He's faced just as lethal things and not cowered it out.
09:13Considering that Sonic's already electrocuted someone, it's not like he's opposed to it.
09:18So he should have killed him to prevent him from killing anyone with that chainsaw.
09:22And he still has it, so you can't argue his threat's been neutralized.
09:26So this isn't an Eggman's non-the-Eggmobile situation.
09:30Sonic runs in the dark into something soft that crumples when he hits it.
09:35How did the sound of the chainsaw get horribly closer that fast?
09:40It had to be that the actor's almost as fast as him.
09:43Either for the same reason Sonic was born fast or because he's a clone of Johnny Lightfoot,
09:47if that's what him sounding similar to him was supposed to mean.
09:50And it wasn't just a waste of time to narrate it.
09:53Sonic calls Tails' buddy and asks if he's alright nervously.
09:57That's especially sweet by his standards.
10:00It wastes time and he says he'd like to say he's most erratically sorry but they have to keep running.
10:06If he knows this, he should know to just grab him and start running.
10:10And it's lame that he says most erratically when apologizing.
10:14But it's another planet.
10:16So none of the slang is actually forced.
10:19It's a shame this book did the concept of a rabbit guy with a chainsaw chasing down a hero before SCC Online.
10:26Shockingly, Sonic asks why the person chasing him doesn't fall over and turn himself into bunny chunks.
10:32Then why hasn't he so much as attacked him yet?
10:35Chase was almost on top of them when Sonic crouches low and spin kicks him,
10:40making his chainsaw hit the door to carve a huge hole in it, sending him falling a long way down.
10:46And a sound from the chainsaw suggests that he died from this.
10:49It's gutsy to write this. I wish IDW had this sense.
10:53After padding, we're at least revealed that Eggman has a head cold that got rid of his sensitive taste and his tongue was burning from Tabasco.
11:02Eggman says to open the black tower door by remote control.
11:06And Tails and Sonic can't figure out the chamber they've gotten into.
11:10The story wastes my time again partly by describing the chamber as having paintings of Mobians dancing around pyramids.
11:17Tails is forced to look stupid by being happy at reading a friendly welcome message in Eggman's castle, just so Sonic can call him ridiculous.
11:26At least Sonic's written to be sorry about it.
11:29There's more padding until he takes a flying, spinning jump at the door and smashes it down to see an empty room with animal statues.
11:36The story wastes some more time with chit chat until they stomp the statues apart.
11:42It's also interesting that Eggman made sure Eggman wouldn't be able to hear Sonic's taunt and get mad enough to melt him.
11:48So he programmed the malfunction into the sound relay circuits.
11:52Sonic smashes the next wooden door and eventually they run away from a giant stone rolling after them with no way to run to the side.
11:59They stomp at a huge hole and eventually Sonic whips out the rope the rats had tied him up with and uses the rope to miraculously catch a door handle and use it to make a tight rope bridge.
12:11I guess he learned how to use a whip before this book.
12:15Sonic launches himself with the other end of it to get to Tails, who imagines the giant ball jumping back out of the hole at him.
12:22Tails anchors the rope safely to the door handle and all of a sudden it turns out Sonic's hanging from the rope.
12:28When I thought he used it as a trampoline like he's done with ropes in the games.
12:33It's explained that if Tails pulled up the frail rope, it snapped.
12:37And Sonic ends up knowing it's frail, so that's why he doesn't climb up it.
12:42There's a bunch of padding because Sonic talks to boring snakes in a pit below him, who I assume only don't recognize them because they're following the script.
12:51Eventually the snake script is dumb enough to tell Sonic there's a secret door behind the big Pharaoh statue.
12:57And there's even more padding.
13:00Because the snake talks about hypnosis that doesn't work.
13:03Until Tails flies down.
13:06I was surprised that Tails mentioned that his grandpa was trained by a hypnotizing mongeese of Emerald Hill.
13:12How does he know about his family?
13:14Tails eventually grabs Sonic to slow down his fall.
13:18And as I wonder why Eggman put rubber snakes there instead of real ones, there's more padding from boring chitchat where Tails vents about irrelevant stuff he hates until Sonic makes the Pharaoh statue crash to the floor, revealing a narrow duct set into the wall behind where its head was.
13:36There's more padding though at least it cuts past their trip through the duct.
13:40And it's realistic that they're getting tired.
13:43It's relatable of Sonic to say history is not his strong suit.
13:46After more padding including a reference to the roaming Romans, Sonic smashes down a door and Tails says a chamber full of gold treasure and awesome.
13:56I don't care what they look like.
13:58After more padding, Tails somehow asks what a Roman urn is.
14:04And Sonic jokingly says about $2.50 a week and snickers.
14:08And thinks one of the functions of a sidekick is saying just the right thing so you can make a joke.
14:13That's charming I guess.
14:15After some time is wasted during which they get talked to by a mummy who sounds like Sally.
14:20Sonic thinks it'd be wrong to attack directly because of that which is a human moment of his but also stupid.
14:27Instead he tries to block her approach by kicking bases futilely.
14:31Tails wastes my time with boring panicky dialogue.
14:35And the jackal headed statues have robotic arms put out of them and they surround them.
14:41Sonic how it says the heroes were trapped when they could just smash the statues or jump.
14:47A hatch on the floor opens and a sniffling robot emerges into the tomb and the robots and mummy press forwards.
14:55The heroes dive for the hatch and find a robot film crew who have boring stereotypical dialogue.
15:01And the hatch closes below them.
15:04The story is padding after this.
15:06Why does a monkey robot ask if Sonic would mind if he fluffed up his spines and used blusher?
15:12He'd just do it.
15:13Because badniks like coconuts don't care about him.
15:16I guess the robot just accused Sonic of partying all night to annoy him because he would know why he was up all night.
15:23I hate this boring scene.
15:25There's nothing but padding for a while.
15:27I'm glad Sonic tries to explain away why he didn't simply kill the robots.
15:31He doesn't have the energy.
15:33It even said they wanted a place to sleep.
15:36Tails has pockets.
15:38And it's explained that he was still wearing the dinner jacket he put on to dine with the Count.
15:43I hadn't been picturing him in that for a while, so thanks for reminding me.
15:47It should have used it more.
15:49They're told there's still some nuts and nachos left for them to eat, which cheers Sonic up.
15:54And there's some more padding where Eggman angrily jumps and bangs his fist on the consoles because the robot's egg were sent there with Sonic.
16:03There's more padding where at least Tails thinks his newly flapped tails look cool, and Sonic gets to relax for a while.
16:10Eventually the people around him get suspicious that he's not supposed to be in the scene because he asks what they're supposed to do.
16:16Why do they think that Sonic and Tails aren't supposed to be in the scene in the castle?
16:21He could just be forgetful.
16:23He eventually talks his way out of it by telling them,
16:26Give us your creative input on the best scenes to exude him.
16:30The robots guide them along the passages, and Sonic whispers to Tails that he could stop them because he feels a bit better.
16:37But Tails is still exhausted and smart enough to say that they'd still be trapped because they don't know any way out of the castle.
16:43And maybe there is one in the Grey Tower.
16:46Or at least a safe place to get food and sleep.
16:49Sonic's smart enough to know he's right.
16:51And eventually the monkey badnik uses some buttons to key in entry codes causing the metal doors to reveal an elevator beyond.
16:58The robot tells them where to go from there.
17:01Why?
17:02They think they're actors.
17:04They question them when they didn't know the script.
17:07But they expect them not to know which floor to go to?
17:10When he's told to remember, Exude Exude.
17:13He waits for the badnik to turn away and puts two fingers up to his mouth to act like he wants to puke in response.
17:21That could be relatable because I hate their dialogue.
17:25Intentionally bad is still bad.
17:27There's no narrative purpose to making your audience suffer so long here.
17:32It's still making your audience suffer for no reason, so why try to get out so long?
17:37Point out your problems as a writer doesn't make them go away.
17:40It's not a deep point he's making.
17:42And it's not mandatory for the story.
17:44It's just using a generalization that film crews and their employers talk annoyingly.
17:50That doesn't need to be said, and especially not for more than one paragraph.
17:54Who gets so worked up over that?
17:56Do the writer work in a film crew?
17:58After a lot of padding.
18:00They use a monorail, and I wonder why the high speed alone makes Tails start feeling sick and dizzy with a headache.
18:06Then how does he keep up with Sonic without any event?
18:10They have to grip the side of the monorail carriage while it's going.
18:14It must be because of Eggman's sheer sadism that he made it that way.
18:18The monorail goes under an archway that says Ghost Train before Pumpkin Hill.
18:24And eventually it goes into a dark ghost train tunnel with the sound of water around them.
18:29Blowing painted skeletons and leering pumpkins fly at them from all sides, almost hitting them.
18:35At least that was new.
18:37What is it that gets Sonic contaminated to the point where he has to lie that Saul faked himself twice?
18:43He's not afraid of fighting Eggman and his badniks.
18:47Well, he's defenseless at this point.
18:49While he isn't in the games.
18:51It's relatable that not being able to see really annoys him.
18:54But why bother mentioning it when that goes without saying?
18:57The carriage dumps, tips over sideways, and dumps them out onto the ground.
19:02A dim light comes in from flickering candles along the walls.
19:06No one cares about the cobwebs and dust and how quiet it is here.
19:10How boring.
19:12Sonic says keep checking the walls because there might be something hidden again.
19:16And since Eggman puts stuff here, he must have had a way out of here.
19:20So that's smart of him.
19:22Tails has a good point that Eggman could have bricked up the way out.
19:25That's what he would have done if he was smart.
19:28He says the obvious wasting my time.
19:31And a whale makes Tails' fur stand on end because he's cowardly afraid of ghosts before a hero said so.
19:37Tails at least doesn't jump to conclusions and instead wonders what that was.
19:42And Sonic's skeptical about it and says everyone knows real ghosts don't exist.
19:47This was before Sonic and Knuckles came out.
19:51So it was accurate for the time.
19:53A large green glowing blob and elderly human drift around and whine.
19:58And Sonic says he knows their special effects.
20:01So the old guy feels insulted and my time is wasted by their worthless talking to each other and stuff.
20:07Tails isn't really stupid for believing he's a ghost in a world full of magic and magical people.
20:12So I'm glad he's not treated like he's dumb.
20:15After all that padding, they run away as green slime slams into the wall at their backs and dissolves it.
20:21But it doesn't dissolve their shoes.
20:24Eventually Sonic smashes into the door knocking it down and enters an equipment room with a machine and a manual.
20:31He threatens the actor with a vacuum and Tails asks to just talk.
20:35The vacuum turning on makes the blob return until he's told to slime them.
20:40And then he expands.
20:42Sonic ends up hitting the blob with a ray of light so it shrinks away to a little point and gets sucked inside.
20:48The vacuum starts to smoke and a hum increasingly loudly.
20:52So Tails assumes it's gonna explode and eventually it says the old guy appears in the doorway.
20:57It has a period after the word in.
21:00Eventually Sonic pulls a lever that is a label saying to never pull it.
21:04Then why was the lever invented?
21:07The machine falls apart and all of the weird energy in it discharges itself through the tube, which flings Sonic back against the far wall realistically.
21:17A big white blob of force screams out across the room and blows apart the supposed ghost standing in the doorway and hits the wall of the passage outside.
21:27The stonework dissolves into a tunnel with daylight at the end.
21:31It's nice of Tails to help Sonic to his feet as he's feeling stunned and seeing stars.
21:36Although the stars are described as looking like green blobs impossibly.
21:40Tails states the obvious because he's happy and I guess Sonic's being dazed is why he says they should grab a souvenir first.
21:47After padding it's explained that Sonic and Tails got to sleep for hours and hours and that they ate a bunch of pizza boxes before that.
21:55I wouldn't think they would have eaten before sleeping with how tired they were.
21:59They get to eat more and eventually look a lot happier.
22:02Eventually Sally asks Tails to open the door and Tails somehow assumes she's the mummy who got all the way here.
22:09And she calls him silly which is annoying.
22:12The rest of Sonic's friends aside from Porker visit them with Johnny laughing and there's more padding.
22:18At least there's not as much as there could be because when Sonic tells his friends about his adventure it doesn't show us every word of it and keeps it to the narration.
22:27Eventually Sally describes how Porker's been different lately in a vampire way aside from the warts.
22:33Which is really ridiculous because they gave him garlic pizza to eat.
22:38So eventually Tails says they have to go back to the castle to find out how to get Porker back to normal.
22:44And Sonic plans to show Mickey something.
22:47He tells his friends to stock up with lots of food.
22:50Keep inside, bar the doors and don't let anyone they don't know come in.
22:55Sonic should have known that even people they know could be monsterified.
22:58Instead Tux had to correct him.
23:01After padding Tails puts a few dozen packs of chips, nuts and nachos in a bag and Sonic and him leave.
23:07Eventually Sally says they can't just expect them to do everything while they sit here like total wimps.
23:13So she gets to have a plan.
23:15Which doesn't get spoiled so there isn't as much padding as there could be.
23:19Because Sonic and Tails had slept all day.
23:22It was night when Sonic and Tails ran to Emerald Hill.
23:25It really didn't need to describe that it wasn't raining for two sentences.
23:31We assume it's not raining.
23:33After padding where Mickey's in his bed wearing a long white nightshirt and somehow acts reluctant to help them because he's tired and tells them to leave.
23:40Sonic says he wants to know about a machine he had taken from the castle.
23:44Mickey somehow wonders why it matters when he should have assumed it was from Eggman.
23:48He's eventually told it's from Eggman's castle and eventually he asks why they didn't say so.
23:53Which makes him look dumber since he should have assumed that.
23:56It wasted one and a half pages on boredom because the writer wasn't told he could have Tails be good with technology.
24:03He plans to see what the machine does and eventually after two hours of him clipping on electrodes and clips and testing the box.
24:11Eventually Tails asks him where he got all of that equipment.
24:14What took so long?
24:16He says he made money selling coconuts to the Romans and bought bankrupt stock in Metropolis and Capone brokered the deal.
24:23There's more padding and he tases them and eventually he says the machine is meant for storing biological energy and transforming.
24:30He lampshades Tails as stating the obvious for a while.
24:34Tails gets to tell him that he's not so clever if he can't tell them what exactly it is.
24:39Eventually Tails has to wonder if it's the thing Eggman's using to monsterize animals.
24:44This happened way before the Archie issue where a female Eggman said she wanted to do that.
24:49After padding, they get responsibly warned to only use it if they're about to be killed anyways.
24:55Tails thanks this jerk who tells them to stand well back if they use it.
25:00Eventually Sonic thanks this jerk for the help and there's more padding for a while.
25:05If Eggman's idea of upgrading the defenses of Scrap Brain Zone is more bad next, he shouldn't have even bothered.
25:11Sonic says piece of cake long before the games had him say it.
25:15I hate that Tails takes him literally.
25:18If these books had three characters in the main cast, the writers could have given the stupid moments to someone other than Tails or Sonic.
25:26This kind of thing is why Sadie M had a huge cast.
25:29But I don't want stupidity anyways.
25:32There's padding where for no reason Sonic's been standing still making it possible for Tails to describe the castle.
25:38When he would have just run into the place fearlessly.
25:41But I like that Sonic's itching to bounce some badniks.
25:45Tails tells him to wait and this time he doesn't ignore his advice.
25:49He says Eggman's got a lot more badniks in the places they've been.
25:53Eventually Sonic naturally says so what?
25:56Tails ends up saying it would be easier to get to their destination if they take the one way in through a part of the council they haven't been to yet.
26:04It's good that he says perhaps there will be less badniks there.
26:08Because logically there wouldn't be.
26:10Sonic says with cringy slang that the plan makes sense.
26:14He wouldn't ask if he could please bounce some badniks.
26:18Tails eventually says they should go to the tower with the rig on top.
26:22I like that he made the plan.
26:24There's padding after this until Sonic gets to enjoy some snacks in the radio station in the tower.
26:29It's smart of Tails to think it'd be a bad idea for Sonic to become a guest on radio shows full time.
26:35Since he's reckless and cocky and impatient.
26:38All of which are traits that make it more likely for you to say something unpopular or bicker with someone.
26:43And as the narration explains.
26:45His liking for being famous often leads him to get into scrapes he shouldn't.
26:49After padding the radio that's playing says that Spielbot's gonna talk about his art.
26:53So Sonic groans and says boring which is relatable.
26:57After padding Sonic listens to a radio play an interview Warchipping Eggman's movie.
27:03Where Tails lampshades why can't they speak properly at just a little jargon.
27:08This is so boring.
27:10And even the characters know it.
27:12So if the writer knows this there's no excuse for putting us through that.
27:15For the sake of padding Sonic doesn't get told what Eggman's planning against him from the interview itself.
27:20And so he has to dial a number to get through live on the air first.
27:24I don't need to talk about what he learns from this until he uses it.
27:27It's good that Sonic uses a fake name and squeaky fake voice.
27:31But eventually this doesn't really work out.
27:34Because he asks them about the monsters in the movie when he didn't actually say there'd be any monsters in the interview.
27:39He could've asked them to tell him about the movie?
27:42Why?
27:43After padding they do some running they could've just done in the first place.
27:48Until it stops being boring for a second because the floor falls in on itself.
27:52Dumping them into a dark pit with a door in it.
27:55They end up seeing someone resembling Porker with a map grid drawn all over his head covered in pins.
28:01It takes forever describing just that.
28:05And the doors slam stealing them in the room.
28:08Basically Sonic tries to figure out if it's Porker and he's told it's not.
28:13And the actor pretends to talk politely while Sonic and Tails talk like they care about him.
28:18He says the pins aren't painful.
28:20So I guess Eggman programmed the monster to not have a sense of pain or feel pain from those areas.
28:25It's just a boring waste of time for a while.
28:28Where he's established his name's Pinhead.
28:31Until eventually Sonic gets trapped against the wall by a web of straightened chains from the wave of a hand.
28:37Then he waves bacon in front of him.
28:40Which magically causes him to talk like a baby.
28:43Eventually Tails crashes into Pinhead sending him flying.
28:47And his magic box smashes against a camera and explodes in a wave of many colored rays, smokes and wailing.
28:54Suddenly Tails is spinning through the air and so is Sonic.
28:57They figure out they're in a special zone.
29:00I guess it had 50 rings in it.
29:02There's padding and Tails sees Triple for no reason and he panics.
29:07When he sends his return he realizes he's lying on the ground on the edge of a jungle next to a shattered box.
29:14And Sonic's covered from head to foot in rings.
29:18There's more padding until he hides and sees a huge pig dinosaur.
29:22No, no, no, no.
29:23Let's go다 to meatloy.
29:24Cannon's with one of the
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