00:00There's a U.S. Open going on.
00:02I'll force feed that down Hawk's throat in about two hours.
00:06I'm going tonight.
00:08Oh.
00:09What?
00:09I'm so jealous, man.
00:10I'm going to the U.S. Open tonight.
00:12Asia's flying up.
00:13She's in the air right now, and I'm going to the U.S. Open tonight.
00:16Are you going to Arthur Ashe, like center court?
00:18I'm going to the actual, and I thought I'd get lower bowl tickets,
00:22but my money's not lower bowl money,
00:26so we're going to be in the second, third.
00:28Oh, I thought it might be in a suite or something.
00:31No, bro.
00:32Lower bowl of the U.S. Open right now is $4,400 for the cheapest seat.
00:37Bro, it's stupid expensive.
00:38I wanted to go when I was up there, and I just wanted, like,
00:41they have just like a field pass.
00:43You can go, and you don't get access to Arthur Ashe,
00:45which is like the stadium, but you can go, and you walk around,
00:49you watch the other matches.
00:51It's like $400 just to kind of be there.
00:53Do you see what the prices are for food?
00:55Have you seen any of the concessions?
00:57Well, don't tell me because Asia's going to get hungry tonight,
01:01and I'm not going to like what happens.
01:03They have, check out Darren Revell on Twitter.
01:05They have caviar topped chicken tenders,
01:09and the only reason that they call them caviar,
01:12and they are topped with a little bit of caviar,
01:14but they're $100.
01:16The chicken tenders at the U.S. Open are $100.
01:19Huh.
01:21Lower bowl $4,000 plus.
01:25Second level, $1,000 plus.
01:30Nosebleeds.
01:32We're in New Jersey now.
01:34We're out of the state.
01:39$422, which are back on the wall.
01:41Nosebleeds.
01:42I didn't know the U.S. Open was this expensive.
01:45But who is it tonight?
01:46Is it Borg and McEnroe?
01:47No, I think tonight it's Steffi Graf and Pete Sampras, Hawk.
01:53All right.
01:54I don't think they play anymore, Hawk.
01:56Are you sure?
01:58I don't know.
02:02Hey, Crowder.
02:03I am a Borg.
02:09Crowder, you have to try a honey deuce.
02:14Get the honey deuce.
02:15Witty had one the other night.
02:17Witty was there the other night.
02:18That's the, you know how they have like at the Kentucky Derby, it's the mint julep.
02:21And at, what's at the Masters?
02:24They have, isn't there a drink in addition to the pimento cheese sandwich?
02:30I can't remember.
02:31The honey deuce, is it alcohol?
02:33Honey deuce.
02:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34But that's their like signature drink.
02:37But that's like $40.
02:38Yeah, yeah.
02:39No, it's expensive as hell.
02:40It's Grey Goose Vodka.
02:42It's their sponsor.
02:44And then it's like lemonade and some sort of like raspberry liqueur.
02:50But it's supposed to be fire.
02:51But that's their thing.
02:52Like you can't go to the U.S. Open and not have one.
02:56Raspberry, lemonade, and vodka, $40?
02:59Raspberry.
03:02I mean, come on, fellas.
03:04I can make that at the house.
03:06You're going to the U.S. Open.
03:08You got to have one.
03:09What's it called?
03:10Do I have to dress up?
03:13No.
03:13Do I have to wear nice clothes?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Are you sitting in the Royals box?
03:19I'm on the second level because I couldn't afford them $4,000 seats.
03:23I'll tell you that much.
03:24Look presentable.
03:25You know, like shower, please.
03:27Wash.
03:28So I have to wash?
03:30You can wear what you're wearing right now.
03:32No.
03:33Just a sweatshirt.
03:34Sweatshirt, sweatpants.
03:35It's in the second deck.
03:36What are you talking about?
03:36Oh, God.
03:37This is the U.S.
03:38This is a slam.
03:40This is a grand slam.
03:41Show a little class.
03:42All right?
03:43You're not going.
03:44He's going to the Lincoln Theater?
03:45What do you think?
03:45He's going to see the Radio City Music Hall with the Rockettes?
03:48Well, you're not going to the Orange Boar, the Swamp, where you can dress like a hillbilly.
03:53You got to look presentable at a grand slam.
03:57Solana.
03:58So Crocs are being worn.
04:01What do I need to wear on the top?
04:02I'm wearing Crocs.
04:03That's all I have.
04:04I have Crocs.
04:04Crocs probably won't even let you in.
04:08I'm going to smack their mouth because I paid $892 for these tickets.
04:12How could you not get tickets?
04:13You have so many connections.
04:16I have tickets tomorrow.
04:18I guarantee you, Ryan Clark could have gotten tickets from someone.
04:21I'm not Ryan Clark.
04:23Probably not.
04:24No, no, no.
04:25Hulk, to your point, I reached out.
04:29I text a bunch of people and told them I'm in New York.
04:32My wife's coming up.
04:32We're going to go to the U.S. Open.
04:33They were like, those tickets are like gold.
04:36Maybe for the earlier rounds, you could have.
04:39And for sure, you could have got like a press credential, 100%.
04:42But then you don't have a seat.
04:44Tonight, and here's why it's so expensive.
04:46Tonight, you have two women's semifinals.
04:49There's two Americans playing in each one.
04:51Or I'm sorry, one American playing in each one.
04:53And you have Sabalenka, the world's number one women's tennis player, going up against
04:58Pagula, who's an American.
05:00And then Naomi Osaka, who everybody is just enamored with right now, making her comeback
05:06after giving birth a couple of years ago.
05:08This is her first major semi or slam semi since 2021.
05:12And she's playing like the hottest tennis player.
05:15I don't mean attractively.
05:17I'm talking about in terms of American tennis in women's game.
05:20And Anissa Mova, bro, she took out Svantec yesterday.
05:25We talked about it.
05:26In straight sets, she dominated her.
05:28When did Roddick play?
05:32I don't think you've kept up.
05:36Roddick.
05:37Tracy Austin.
05:39Tracy Austin on this.
05:41Actually, what does Arthur Ashe play tomorrow morning?
05:46Your ticket says Arthur Ashe, right?
05:48Imagine you're surprised.
05:54I'll pay four grand to watch Arthur Ashe play.
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