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00:00:00How long?
00:00:02What's happening, guys?
00:00:03Welcome to Wake Up Barstool.
00:00:04It is Friday, and we got some preseason football to break down.
00:00:08We got Bruce Feldman stopping by the show later.
00:00:11Brock Huard, it's the finale of our summer sandwich series.
00:00:15We got film as we celebrate running quarterbacks.
00:00:18We got a lot to get to another TVA.
00:00:20It's the end of the show, so let's get it started right now on FS1.
00:00:44What's happening, everybody?
00:00:46Welcome in.
00:00:47It is a Friday crew.
00:00:49We got Chief Dana Beers, Michael Kadick, Megan making money,
00:00:52hanging out with you this morning.
00:00:54Very excited.
00:00:55Football's in the air, guys.
00:00:57How's everyone feeling this weekend?
00:00:59Fantastic.
00:01:00So good.
00:01:00Yeah.
00:01:01So many Hoosiers on the scene last night.
00:01:04It's true.
00:01:05Just seeing so much football on the TV gets me tingly, man.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Yeah, it feels good.
00:01:10It feels good.
00:01:11I'm excited.
00:01:13And last night, I think, you know, as always during preseason,
00:01:17the story is young quarterbacks, right?
00:01:21Whether they're brand new, like Fernando Mendoza, Drew Aller,
00:01:25or even like an Anthony Richardson, a guy who has had,
00:01:29not the career he's hoping for up to this point,
00:01:32but, you know, maybe there's still some potential left there.
00:01:35Mikey, let's start with your hero, Fernando.
00:01:40Last night, he gets his first action with the Raiders.
00:01:42How did you feel like he did?
00:01:45I mean, I felt like he played pretty well.
00:01:49He has some zip on his ball.
00:01:50I tweeted that out last night.
00:01:52Like, he's just got – this thing flies out of his hands.
00:01:55The fake – you know, just like little stuff, like the fake he drew out
00:01:59over the – when he threw that long pass over the middle.
00:02:03And then, obviously, the touchdown pass.
00:02:05And did you see how excited he was when he got that touchdown pass?
00:02:08That made me –
00:02:09He's just leaping into the arms of all the offensive linemen.
00:02:12He looked like a – he looked a bit – which is in keeping with – again,
00:02:15his personality is sincere.
00:02:17It's not a put-on.
00:02:19But, yeah, after he throws the touchdown, which is excellent placement,
00:02:23low to Jack Besh.
00:02:24Yes.
00:02:25You can see him overwhelmed with excitement.
00:02:28So excited.
00:02:28He's like – it's bubbling over, and you can see him kind of hopping
00:02:32like a little kid.
00:02:33Oh, he looks like –
00:02:34He really is zipping that thing.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:36He is zipping, dude.
00:02:38Well, yeah, I mean, look, that's no surprise, I guess.
00:02:40I think – sorry.
00:02:42No, I was just going to say, like, the questions people had,
00:02:44how did he do under center?
00:02:45How did he – the speed of the NFL game?
00:02:47He was obviously a jump.
00:02:48I thought he looked very composed.
00:02:50He did – he did string out a play that he didn't need to string out,
00:02:54and he got whopped at the end.
00:02:57So he's got to learn that kind of stuff, like, just get rid of the ball.
00:02:59You don't need to take a hit from these guys.
00:03:02Like, you can take a hit from a guy from Kennesaw State last year,
00:03:05but, like, don't take a hit from an NFL defensive lineman.
00:03:10But, no, I think you give him a couple weeks behind Kirk Cousins,
00:03:14especially when the regular season starts.
00:03:16And then I think you give him a shot, you know, week six through eight-ish,
00:03:21maybe.
00:03:22I mean, I don't know.
00:03:23Again, they may go the super patient route.
00:03:26Probably not because he's the number one overall pick.
00:03:27But either way –
00:03:28He looked good, though.
00:03:29Chief, I feel like with what I saw last night at Mendoza,
00:03:31if I was a Raiders fan, I'd be pleased.
00:03:34Yeah, and you would expect him to do all, like, the little things
00:03:37that he can prepare for and do those well and do them on time
00:03:40because he's such a student, and he did.
00:03:43Like, he didn't look out of place,
00:03:44and I think you just don't want your young quarterback to look overwhelmed.
00:03:47He looked pretty good.
00:03:48He looked like he belonged.
00:03:49He had – he ripped one throw between the linebacker and safety
00:03:55and the seam a little bit.
00:03:56That was throw of the night.
00:03:57That was really impressed from the end zone copy.
00:03:59And then I thought there was kind of a funny college learning moment
00:04:03where he dominated back shoulder in college, right?
00:04:06Like, Indiana used it to a tee, and you can see that the NFL windows are just –
00:04:10They're, yeah.
00:04:11They're just infinitesimal because he does it just like he did in college,
00:04:15and it was a great throw, and it would have worked,
00:04:16only it's just as perfect a coverage you could actually get from the DB.
00:04:21So, Fernando, in his debut, he shines,
00:04:24but maybe the story of the night was Drew Allard.
00:04:29Shocking.
00:04:29In Pittsburgh.
00:04:30Dana, how about it?
00:04:31To say the least.
00:04:32Man, I was going to ask you guys around the room a little bit,
00:04:35how much stock do you put into a performance like this?
00:04:38Because he looked awesome.
00:04:40And we always have these conversations about whether it's summer league
00:04:44or preseason or whatever it may be.
00:04:47Do you put a lot of stock into something like this when a guy goes out
00:04:52and just kind of shines when it's not exactly against starters?
00:04:56So, it's not against starters, but –
00:05:01and, I mean, I guess to, like, draw on personal experience,
00:05:06the preseason game – I played four preseason games.
00:05:09I played the National Championship, all this stuff in college.
00:05:11Like, that was the most nerve-wracking football I've ever played in my entire life.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:16Like, there weren't that many fans there.
00:05:18The vets don't care.
00:05:20They're chilling.
00:05:21They got hats on.
00:05:22It's your life.
00:05:22But it is your life on the line.
00:05:24And, like, if you're Drew Aller, college didn't end how you wanted it to.
00:05:29The last time we saw you, you went out with a whimper, not a bang.
00:05:33And for him to come out last night – and you can't control your opponent,
00:05:36but you can always try to be better than who's ever put in front of you.
00:05:39Right.
00:05:40And for him to do what he did last night, no.
00:05:42I mean, there's no way that's a negative.
00:05:44Now, I don't know if I'm fully here with Jerry yet about him being the future,
00:05:49but, like, does anybody in this room think less of Drew Aller after last night?
00:05:53No.
00:05:54Absolutely not.
00:05:54No, you think more.
00:05:55Right, 100%.
00:05:56Now, this just reminds me kind of of the Patriots when – I forget his name.
00:06:02Malik Cunningham.
00:06:03Remember Malik Cunningham from Louisville?
00:06:05Yes.
00:06:06Yeah.
00:06:06He had a couple preseason games where he looked like the greatest quarterback of all time.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:12And now he's, what, in the CFL somewhere?
00:06:15All due respect to the CFL.
00:06:17But these are the – the Pittsburgh fans in my life, even before this game,
00:06:23have been gassing him up pretty well, like saying he might be the guy.
00:06:28Just what they've seen from camp.
00:06:30So, I don't know.
00:06:31Maybe he is the guy.
00:06:32He was so hyped up in college.
00:06:35Yeah.
00:06:35Like, he was on the Heisman watch list.
00:06:37And then, you know, you're waiting for him to, like, take that step,
00:06:40and it felt like he was always going backwards.
00:06:42I think it was – was it the Notre Dame game where he did not complete a pass
00:06:46to a wide receiver?
00:06:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:48He had some –
00:06:49Oh, they had some crazy numbers like that.
00:06:51Like, at one point, he didn't complete his pass in the second half, I think,
00:06:53in a big game.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55So, it's just like he never performed the way that you expected a guy with that talent to.
00:07:00Maybe he just has, like, a reset now.
00:07:03He can get out of, like, the whole Penn State.
00:07:05So, okay, I think, to me, last night's performance reawakened to take in me
00:07:10from years ago that I kind of thought long dead, which was two years ago
00:07:16when Aller had a very good statistical season.
00:07:18He had, like, 26 tuds, so I think, like, only one pick.
00:07:22My opinion was that that is a red flag, only throwing the one pick,
00:07:26because it shows that Penn State was just completely risk-averse.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:31Like, he wasn't empowered to push the ball down the field.
00:07:33He wasn't empowered to kind of play free.
00:07:36He was being forced and kind of held back and constrained.
00:07:39And we knew he had all the physical tools, right?
00:07:43That's been one of the things that people have always pointed to.
00:07:45But, yeah, I mean, there's an argument to be made that maybe Franklin and company
00:07:49were kind of putting the governor on him and holding it back.
00:07:54And maybe now it's a better NFL coaching.
00:07:56Like, again, there's no way you emerge from last night and don't feel better
00:08:00about what you saw out of Drew Aller.
00:08:03Now, Kadek, as a Steelers fan, would you prefer to see one of these younger guys
00:08:07like Will Howard or Drew Aller?
00:08:09Eventually in the season.
00:08:11Like with Fernando, like, I don't know.
00:08:14I liked Will Howard going into last night.
00:08:16Now I might be going with Aller.
00:08:20Right.
00:08:20But I don't know.
00:08:23But if Rodgers is healthy, who do you want to play all year?
00:08:26You just got to give Rodgers.
00:08:27He knows Mike McCarthy well.
00:08:29They played together.
00:08:32And he's got great weapons.
00:08:33Like Michael Pittman coming in from the Colts is huge.
00:08:35Obviously, DK Metcalf.
00:08:37And then that kid last night, Jeremy Bernard from Alabama.
00:08:40Yeah, Jeremy's good.
00:08:41He played out of his mind.
00:08:42I think he has, you know, great weapons around him.
00:08:46You got Darnell Washington.
00:08:47Yeah, big boy.
00:08:50Animal.
00:08:51So I don't know.
00:08:52If it were to be someone, though, other than Rodgers, now I think I'd want Aller.
00:08:57Also, as a Steelers fan, how long or what needs to happen for you to just be completely out on
00:09:02Rodgers?
00:09:03Like how long do you think it's going to take?
00:09:04What would it take to be like, no one, I'm done?
00:09:07What do we see here?
00:09:08Because this is a pretty friendly first night.
00:09:10I mean, up until the bye week, I think we could win, I don't know, six out of those eight?
00:09:16Yeah, yeah.
00:09:17And then, what do you think?
00:09:20Going six and two?
00:09:22That's a pretty easy schedule.
00:09:23Six and, but the.
00:09:24I think we could beat the Browns twice.
00:09:26Yeah, to Chief's point, it's the Steelers.
00:09:29Maybe it would be like, are you going to go like five and three?
00:09:33Who are we kidding?
00:09:34They're going to be nine and eight.
00:09:36More and four.
00:09:36They're going to be nine and eight.
00:09:37That's just how long, but that's Mike Tomlin's Steelers.
00:09:40Like, you know they're going to squeeze out six of those eight.
00:09:43I don't know.
00:09:44I feel like the Colts were so good until they had the injuries last year.
00:09:48We don't really know what they are.
00:09:50Burrow will probably still be healthy at that point in the year.
00:09:53Yeah, it's true.
00:09:53Patriots are coming out of the Super Bowl.
00:09:55Yeah, the NFC South's champ.
00:09:57Saints and Bucs are solid.
00:09:58Like, I don't know.
00:09:59I'm not like.
00:10:01The Steel Curtain, though.
00:10:03Yeah, bro.
00:10:03You know what?
00:10:04You're right.
00:10:04The Steel Curtain.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Going too super dope.
00:10:07So, I don't know.
00:10:07If maybe we go, say we win four of those games and Rodgers throws, you know, five picks,
00:10:14I think you give Aller or Howard a shot.
00:10:17The problem with Rodgers is, again, he's just completely limited.
00:10:20He doesn't want to get hit.
00:10:21He doesn't want to push the ball downfield.
00:10:23He can't run.
00:10:25And then you have these two giant strapping young lads sitting behind him.
00:10:29Speaking of giant strapping young lads, though, Anthony Richardson, back on the scene last
00:10:35night for the Indianapolis Colts.
00:10:36Remember, he's coming off of one of the more odd injuries that we've ever heard of.
00:10:41He was doing a rubber band workout in the locker room, and it snapped back, hit him in
00:10:46the eye.
00:10:47He had to have surgery.
00:10:48Missed all of last year.
00:10:50He's back in action last night.
00:10:51He played quite a bit, and...
00:10:54That's just such bad luck.
00:10:56Yeah, it's bad.
00:10:57That's terrible.
00:10:58I mean, how many times have you guys been in there stretching with rubber bands and it
00:11:01just not hit you in the eye?
00:11:02Kadic was stretching with a rubber band the other day, and Ella pantsed him, and his underwear
00:11:08came down as well.
00:11:09Oh, no.
00:11:10Yeah, just flashing meat in the middle of the gym.
00:11:12Anyways.
00:11:13First girl to ever see that?
00:11:14Tough look.
00:11:17Anyways.
00:11:19No, but look, Richardson, though, I thought, okay, here's my deal with Andy Richardson.
00:11:23I would never be willing to commit to him as an every-down quarterback.
00:11:28Use the top-five pick on him, though.
00:11:30This guy could be a red zone demon.
00:11:33Yeah, like you said.
00:11:34Like, I mean, he's just an extra athlete out there.
00:11:37I mean, that can throw the ball really well.
00:11:38Like, run a QB counter, run a QB trap with him down on the red area, down at the goal
00:11:45line, and he's just, he's a monster.
00:11:47It's like, we're going to break down a lot of QB run in the crawlers next segment, and
00:11:52it's going to show what it does, right?
00:11:54You add a member of the offense to the attack.
00:11:57Like, you gain a main advantage, and you can really affect the offense in a lot of ways.
00:12:01Like, in a world where Taysom Hill exists, and had so much success with the New Orleans
00:12:06Saints, the Colts would be leaving money on the table if they don't create entire sub
00:12:12packages in the red area for Anthony Richardson.
00:12:15I agree, but if I'm a Colts fan, that would frustrate me, that my top-five pick is now
00:12:22becoming Taysom Hill.
00:12:23Yeah, but I mean, but again, you got to, like, are you going to live in regret and let that
00:12:30kind of ruin the present?
00:12:31Are you going to accept that you messed up, and that this is, like, we have to get some
00:12:36value?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37We have to get some value here.
00:12:38And when you drafted him, you knew the risk.
00:12:40Right.
00:12:40You see it, and I mean, we just saw, we just showed a highlight where he, he's so powerful,
00:12:45and he's so fast for his size, so it's like, you're right, he could be used in certain
00:12:49packages, and he could be used for certain goal line plays, or whatever it may be, but
00:12:54to me, it's like, that's ultimately disappointing, if that's what he's going to be used for.
00:12:59It is, and I just, like, Taysom Hill is, I think, the exception to the rule.
00:13:05The guy who's going to drive you 80 yards, get you into a scoring position, you're going
00:13:09to sub him out to run a gimmick offense.
00:13:11I just feel like you're taking your best and most important player off the field at
00:13:16a critical point to put in a gadget thing.
00:13:18But you can, but you can handle this a million different ways.
00:13:21You can keep Daniel Jones on the field.
00:13:23You can light Anthony Richen up at running back.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26You can light him up at tight end.
00:13:27Like, you can, you can get as creative as your brain is willing to, and again, Sean Payton
00:13:34in New Orleans did lay out the blueprint for, for things that can't be done.
00:13:38So, and also, like, Chief, I, I, like, Daniel Jones, love Indiana Jones, right?
00:13:42I was one of the premier Danny Dimes guys last year.
00:13:45You were, you were.
00:13:45But he is not taking Patrick Mahomes off the field.
00:13:49Yeah, that's fair.
00:13:50He is not taking Caleb Williams off the field.
00:13:53That's fair.
00:13:54Like, you can justify what?
00:13:57Caleb Williams is in Mahomes territory?
00:14:00Well, no, I just couldn't fathom taking Caleb Williams off the, with Caleb Williams' playmaking
00:14:06ability, taking him out, like, taking him off the field of the red zone would seem absolutely
00:14:09absurd.
00:14:10Like, when the Saints took Derek Carr out, sure.
00:14:13Everybody's cool.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:14That, that's, that, that's completely fine.
00:14:16Um, so I don't know.
00:14:17I, I thought it was a good night for some of the young quarterbacks and good to have a
00:14:21football back.
00:14:25Welcome back to Wake Up Barstool.
00:14:27Screw up, man.
00:14:29Welcome back to Wake Up Barstool, guys.
00:14:30Uh, it's time for a new segment, okay?
00:14:33This is big story or non-story.
00:14:36I think it's kind of self-explanatory.
00:14:38Uh, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna hit a new topics and then, uh, we'll engage
00:14:42them to.
00:14:42All right, all right.
00:14:43All right.
00:14:43Very great.
00:14:44Very great.
00:14:45There's more coming up.
00:14:45Where that came from.
00:14:47All right, Plato.
00:14:47Bellas.
00:14:48You don't know Plato?
00:14:51Come on, dude.
00:14:52I used to try to eat Plato.
00:14:53Yeah.
00:14:53That's what I, that's what I thought.
00:14:54Yeah, that was kind of fun.
00:14:55All right, Marcus Aurelius.
00:14:56Yeah, yeah.
00:14:57Look, what?
00:14:57I thought Marcus Aurelius was gladiator.
00:15:00Who, yeah, who was, wait a minute, who was Marcus Aurelius?
00:15:02That was a, the gladiator.
00:15:03Yeah, but he had six.
00:15:04Oh, no, no, that was, no, Marcus Aurelius was, dude, he was an emperor, bro.
00:15:09Yeah, but the gladiator fought under Marcus Aurelius.
00:15:11Yes, that is true.
00:15:12He is, he's the philosopher emperor at the beginning of the, uh, Maximus Desimus.
00:15:17He has sick quotes.
00:15:18Maximus Desimus.
00:15:19Father of a murdered child.
00:15:20Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:20Husband to a murdered child.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:22I will have my vengeance in this.
00:15:23Yeah, whoa, Dana, so are you getting in the stoic state and getting into the classics?
00:15:26You know, I know my stuff.
00:15:28I know my history.
00:15:29I know my stuff.
00:15:30I need a meditation.
00:15:31Meditations.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:34Yep, dude.
00:15:35It's whatever.
00:15:36No big deal at all.
00:15:38It's really not a big deal.
00:15:40All right, let's go ahead and dive in, guys.
00:15:42Uh, the first topic of the day.
00:15:44So the Bengals, you know, all the off-season drama, as always, can you protect Joe Burrow?
00:15:49And on the opening drive, uh, this happens, Joe Burrow comes out and gets, uh, sacked immediately.
00:15:57It's so light.
00:15:58It's, ugh.
00:15:58Kind of a coverage sack there, though, if we're being honest.
00:16:00No, yeah, he should be, he should be getting the ball out, but still.
00:16:05And you can tell every time he gets sacked, he's pissed, man.
00:16:09Yeah.
00:16:09Like, he's just, you know.
00:16:10I don't think he's pissed at his own, I mean, maybe sometimes, but it is just like that situation as
00:16:14well.
00:16:14I think sometimes he gives that vibe off.
00:16:16That pocket collapsed pretty quick.
00:16:17It did, but you've got to get the ball.
00:16:19You have, what, two and a half seconds to get the ball out.
00:16:21My question is, is this, is this a full starting, uh, line?
00:16:27Yeah.
00:16:27Would you put Burrow out there with backups?
00:16:29I was going to say, if Burrow's out there, then you're, you're playing the most healthy line you got.
00:16:33I don't want to say this is a, I know it's a big story or a non-story.
00:16:37I'm kind of in the middle.
00:16:38I know that's not the segment, but like.
00:16:40You got to kind of, you got to kind of worry if it's the first thing you see.
00:16:44Big story.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:45I would say, I would say it's a non-story just because we've seen Burrow get sacked so many damn
00:16:50times.
00:16:50That's true.
00:16:51I mean, look, 213.
00:16:52Yeah, it's not like, oh, this is just, like, you know, time is a flat circle.
00:16:56Oh, Burrow's getting sacked again.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:58Like, yeah, of course I would love to see him out there getting the ball out and not getting sacked,
00:17:02but I've seen it so much that it kind of feels like a non-story.
00:17:05This is.
00:17:06They're wasting him.
00:17:07They're wasting.
00:17:07They have, like, a great, one of the top quarterbacks in the NFL, and they're wasting him because
00:17:12they can't keep him off his back and keep him healthy.
00:17:14Yeah, to me, this is a non-story, but the fact that he even makes it into this segment
00:17:21is the story.
00:17:22Yeah, right.
00:17:22Because it just highlights all the insecurity of Bengals fans and exactly what Chief just said.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:28But I will say they made it to the Super Bowl with one of the worst offensive lines I've ever
00:17:33seen in my life.
00:17:34Well, I mean, look, he's.
00:17:36Was that five years ago now?
00:17:37Four years ago?
00:17:38I think it was his second year.
00:17:39I think it was his second year.
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40But it's been a rough couple years for Joe.
00:17:43I mean, he had the year where they didn't make the playoffs two years ago, but he played
00:17:45like an MVP form.
00:17:47It's a testament to how good he is, though, that on all the, you know, the tier lists where
00:17:51they talk to, like, executives, head coaches, all that, he's always top five.
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:55Even with the injuries, even with some of the team not winning.
00:17:58I mean, so, yes, that speaks to everybody saying this is a bingle problem, not a Joe Burrow
00:18:04problem.
00:18:04I'll always remember that.
00:18:05That's why no one's going to wear his number ever again.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:07I'll always remember that Super Bowl specifically being in 2021 because I was on a bachelor party
00:18:11and I peed the bed.
00:18:13How many times have you done that on a bachelor party, Dana?
00:18:16Only once.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:18What about the other?
00:18:18That's huge.
00:18:19I'm too.
00:18:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:22We don't.
00:18:23That's okay.
00:18:24We don't need to bring that to the Wubb universe.
00:18:27We'll let Dana exist with a clean sheet there.
00:18:31Speaking of things that might make Chief insecure, rumors swirling yesterday, another update on
00:18:38the Bears heading to Hammond, Indiana.
00:18:41And, Chief, yesterday all the smoke was that they might change the name to the Indiana Bears.
00:18:45Yeah, there was one tweet that said that, well, it might have been that divine guy.
00:18:51I don't know.
00:18:51Yeah, it's like Bears insider, but I didn't fully trust it.
00:18:55I don't, and McCaskey did come out and say that yesterday that they're keeping the name
00:18:59no matter where they are.
00:19:01But I'm so tired of this story.
00:19:03If you're from here, you've been hearing about it for, it feels like, six years now.
00:19:08They shut down the Arlington track a long time ago.
00:19:11There's been no progress made, no shovels in the ground, no timeline for shovels in the
00:19:15ground anywhere.
00:19:16I think it will end up probably being Indiana now.
00:19:19It does feel like the Bears don't want it to be, where it's like, as long as we don't
00:19:24start building, then Arlington's still an option if Illinois gets their act together.
00:19:28But I'm so tired of the story.
00:19:30So it's a non-story because it is happening, but the Bears, the Indiana Bears thing is not.
00:19:36Indiana, though, is laying themselves prostrate in front of the Bears.
00:19:41They're giving them, like, the entire stadium for free.
00:19:43They're just, they're giving them everything they want.
00:19:45And Indiana's already starting to victory lap here.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:48Like, they are applying very public pressure to McCaskey and Co. that it's already done.
00:19:53It's a done deal.
00:19:54Do you believe it's a done deal today?
00:19:56I think it's a done deal.
00:19:57But I also, like, at this point, I almost just want to stay in Soldier.
00:20:01I don't care about having a Super Bowl once every 30 years.
00:20:03I don't care about having the Final Four.
00:20:05I don't care about Beyonce.
00:20:06I want outdoor, lakefront, bare weather.
00:20:09And I know that's impossible.
00:20:10And Soldier Field stinks.
00:20:11I hate Soldier Field.
00:20:12But it's like these other options that they're laying out, they're like, oh, we're going to have a Super Bowl
00:20:17one day.
00:20:17How about you just have the team make the Super Bowl?
00:20:19That's all I really care about.
00:20:20I don't care about hosting one.
00:20:22Dana Beers.
00:20:22Question.
00:20:25Hypothetically, if they do become the Indiana Bears, how will that make you feel?
00:20:30And will, I'm saying hypothetically.
00:20:33Would you bail on the team?
00:20:34Would, I feel like a good amount of the fan base would, would they stick around?
00:20:39Well, what goes on if that happens?
00:20:40What, are we going to just not watch football?
00:20:42Some people, some people would riot.
00:20:44Get us an expansion team?
00:20:45They might riot.
00:20:46What do we do?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:47No, like, I would, I'm, I've been on the internet railing against this from day one.
00:20:52It's so, like, calling them the NBA, I can't even entertain.
00:20:55It's ridiculous.
00:20:56It sounds terrible.
00:20:57And it's, like, it's 20 miles from Chicago.
00:20:59Whatever.
00:21:00It's just, but, like, McCaskey's saying, like, oh, I wouldn't have even known when I was in
00:21:04Indiana if I didn't see the signs.
00:21:05Shut up.
00:21:06You knew you were in Indiana.
00:21:07Yeah, you know.
00:21:08You very clearly know you're in Indiana.
00:21:10We drove through Hammond.
00:21:11Don't try to sell me on Hammond.
00:21:12You know you're driving through Gary as well.
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15I cannot wait to watch Dana and Mikey sling in, like, PB and J's or, I don't know, Kool-Aid
00:21:25covering a Bears game in Hammond, Indiana.
00:21:27It's going to be so much.
00:21:29That does.
00:21:30Right over to the casino afterwards.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33So, heading to baseball, Paul Skeens the other night pulled from the game after just 65 pitches.
00:21:40The velo is down.
00:21:42Didn't hit 97 in his last start.
00:21:45This is a guy that came in to find his game throwing 100.
00:21:47Meg, is this a big story or a non-story?
00:21:51For me personally, I think it's a non-story just because Paul Skeens knew exactly what he,
00:21:56the rest of his life is already kind of laid out.
00:21:59He's with Livy.
00:21:59Livy's very successful.
00:22:01That's a spin zone.
00:22:02They're just going to.
00:22:02This is Cope.
00:22:04This is major Cope, dude.
00:22:05They're just going to live together in happiness and, you know, he's going to go down with some
00:22:10some great stats and has an LSU legend.
00:22:13Does she want to marry a guy that doesn't throw 100?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I mean, it's true.
00:22:16She also knew what she was getting into.
00:22:18Doesn't work like it used to, Chief.
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:19This is LSU spin zone.
00:22:21She knew what she was getting into.
00:22:23Like, that picture of them on the beach where he's got a little bit of a belly.
00:22:25Like, we like to drink in Louisiana.
00:22:27She likes to drink.
00:22:28They all like to party.
00:22:30We're not going to lie on the guy for a bad picture.
00:22:34This is Cope, though.
00:22:36I mean, this is what Big T was doing yesterday.
00:22:38We're talking about pressure.
00:22:39He's like, how great our pressure makes $100 million.
00:22:41Yeah, but we're talking about the sport.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:43Like, Paul Skeens is supposed to be the guy.
00:22:46Already got a Cy Young.
00:22:47Incredible.
00:22:48I'd be concerned if I was a Pirates fan.
00:22:52What if he's just hitting a point of regression?
00:22:54I mean, you can only be the greatest for so long.
00:22:56And then you have all these other pictures around you.
00:22:58Yeah, but that could be, this could be his little lull.
00:23:02He works out, comes back stronger than ever, and then he just proves all the haters wrong.
00:23:07That is true.
00:23:08What about a role as Chapman, who's like 40 and still throwing a hundred and six?
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:12That's what I'm saying.
00:23:13This could just be a down year.
00:23:14Yeah, he's a reliever.
00:23:15I think it's August.
00:23:16It's dog days.
00:23:17It could just be like, you guys got a dead arm.
00:23:19Yeah, they are saying there's no help.
00:23:21Also, the Pirates are dead.
00:23:22There's no help.
00:23:22What's the point?
00:23:23Yeah, yeah.
00:23:24Why go out there and throw your best stuff every time if your team,
00:23:28can't give you run support?
00:23:29Also, throwing 97 and being like, is something wrong?
00:23:33Yeah.
00:23:34It's crazy.
00:23:35Non-story.
00:23:36Kind of a brutal year, though, for Pirates fans,
00:23:39because they were actually pretty frisky and good for a while,
00:23:41and to not have that lineup with, like, skeins being in Cy Young form,
00:23:46that, you know, that kind of sucks.
00:23:48All right, next, Tua Tongavaloa.
00:23:51He's going to get the start for the Atlanta Falcons tonight.
00:23:53I don't know if there's ever been a bigger non-story in my entire life.
00:23:56I can't believe this is even being brought up.
00:24:00I mean, who cares?
00:24:03If I wanted to advocate for it, I would say that, like,
00:24:07the Falcons we should potentially care about.
00:24:11They have B. John Robinson, who's maybe the best running back in the entire league.
00:24:15Kyle Pitts is now a kind of objective top five tight end.
00:24:19Like, he finally made it.
00:24:20Drake London's a great receiver.
00:24:23Oh, who else did they bring in Weapon Wise production that we were talking about,
00:24:26I think, yesterday?
00:24:27I'd be so disappointed if I were any of those guys being like,
00:24:31yeah, Tua's throwing to me, or is he throwing to me?
00:24:34You got Tua, and then it's Kinnick, who's still hurt.
00:24:39Oh, yeah, and they got Zachariah Branch now, one of the most exciting young.
00:24:42The D2 kid?
00:24:43No, no, he's the guy that he started at USC, went to Georgia.
00:24:47He did best at Georgia, but he never quite attained the form that you thought he would,
00:24:53but he's just like a freak of an athlete.
00:24:55The point is, they have weapons everywhere, but there's just no faith in Tua or Michael Pennix.
00:25:00If he gets hit in the head one more time, his career's over.
00:25:04Yeah, he's got a little bit of Billy Bob in him.
00:25:05He's got slushy upstairs.
00:25:07Yeah, you can't have that.
00:25:08He's got his mouth and just fill up a cup with his brains.
00:25:12Jeez.
00:25:14Is that not accurate?
00:25:16Oh, my goodness.
00:25:16Call a spade a spade.
00:25:17I mean, there's a phrase that we now say like Tua hands, and we all know what we're talking about.
00:25:25Non-story, non-story.
00:25:27I mean, listen, he's, I don't know what the Falcons are doing.
00:25:31Like, what has their plan been for the last three years?
00:25:35So, I think, in my opinion, well, they took a shot on Pennix and it just hasn't quite worked.
00:25:40But, in my opinion, there are like a few what I call John the Baptist teams
00:25:46where they appear to be getting all of their ducks in a row
00:25:50and setting themselves up for the savior quarterback.
00:25:53Like, look at Cleveland.
00:25:54They've drafted very well offensively, defensively on both lines at the skill positions.
00:26:01Arizona going to Jeremiah Love.
00:26:02It's what Oakland did last year, taking Ashton Jinty and, okay, you know, we might suck.
00:26:09And, you know, they wanted it to go better.
00:26:10But, okay, we're improving everywhere else.
00:26:12So, when the guy shows up, we'll be ready.
00:26:14That feels like Atlanta and everybody's eyes appear to be at this next quarterback class.
00:26:20I feel like they're not, because of all that, they're not going to be bad enough to get one of
00:26:23those top, top guys.
00:26:25Cleveland already has their savior quarterback, so they don't have to worry about that.
00:26:28She does see.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30By the way, we didn't talk about Jordan Love at all.
00:26:34He's unbelievable.
00:26:35Yeah, yeah.
00:26:36Oh, you were just talking about from last night.
00:26:38Yeah, I mean, I guess it's because at this point.
00:26:41Offensive rookie of the year.
00:26:44Jeremiah.
00:26:44Oh, oh.
00:26:45Who did I say?
00:26:46Jordan Love.
00:26:47Oh, sorry.
00:26:48I was so confused.
00:26:49Sorry, sorry.
00:26:49I was like, yeah, I mean, sure.
00:26:51Jordan Love's a really good quarterback.
00:26:53Hand up, hand up, hand up.
00:26:55Jeremiah Love.
00:26:56Sorry, we didn't talk about him.
00:26:57We all just went with it.
00:26:58We're like, oh, he did look good.
00:27:00Three of five.
00:27:02Jeremiah Love, so good.
00:27:04Yeah, he was incredible.
00:27:05He did look awesome.
00:27:06Spin move, the hurdle.
00:27:07You know who he looked like to me?
00:27:09A young AP.
00:27:11I don't know about that.
00:27:12Quite the billing to live up to, but if anybody could, I mean, Love was freakish last year.
00:27:17Finally, we got some college football rule changes, guys.
00:27:20A lot of targeting stuff?
00:27:22Yeah, they've overhauled the targeting rules.
00:27:23So, when you get your first targeting of the year, you will not be suspended from any part of the
00:27:30next game, even if it happens in the second half.
00:27:34So, remember, it's been that weird rule of having the year.
00:27:36That's not happening more.
00:27:37I like that.
00:27:37If it's your first, you're still ejected from the game, but if it's your first, you're not going to miss
00:27:41any additional time.
00:27:42If it's your second targeting of the year, you get suspended for the first half of the next game on
00:27:47top of getting ejected.
00:27:49And if it's your third, then you get suspended for the entirety of the next game on top of getting
00:27:54ejected.
00:27:54I'd say, yeah, this is good.
00:27:56Yeah, that's good.
00:27:57Wait, so if you get your second targeting in the first half, you're just sitting out.
00:28:01If you get a targeting, you're out that game.
00:28:03You're immediately ejected.
00:28:04If it gets confirmed as targeting, you're ejected no matter what.
00:28:07This is all for the next game.
00:28:08But if it's, yes, if it's your first, you don't miss any additional time.
00:28:11Second, you miss first half.
00:28:12Third, you miss an entire game.
00:28:14Gotcha.
00:28:14Yeah, I agree.
00:28:15It just makes more sense.
00:28:16There was nothing more kind of pointless or minutiae-filled than getting a second half targeting and having to miss
00:28:24the first half for no arbitrary reason.
00:28:27It happened in the first kickoff.
00:28:29Like, you're getting punished for, like, a week's worth of, basically, you're going back to practice for an entire week.
00:28:35And then you go back and you're like, well, I've got to sit out from my punishment from the game
00:28:40before.
00:28:40And it's just, like, arbitrary.
00:28:42Like, in order to sit out the whole game, I just can't play in the first half.
00:28:45Is there any type of appeal system for these?
00:28:48Because there's nothing worse than when a guy gets kicked out and it's clearly, like, not a bad call.
00:28:55Like, the receiver goes down and lowers his head.
00:28:57Yeah, it's like an accidental targeting or something, and they still are.
00:29:01So, I think for, like, the subsequent, like, the second and third when you could miss time, I think there
00:29:05is an appeal process.
00:29:06But also, I felt like they did a much better job last year of getting in the booth and, like,
00:29:15really confirming intent.
00:29:16Not going by pure letter of the law, like, did he accidentally stumble into something, but, like, did he intend
00:29:22to?
00:29:23And so, I thought they called it pretty good last year.
00:29:25But, yeah, this is not the biggest story, but this is a good rule change.
00:29:27Good rule change.
00:29:28Yeah, I agree.
00:29:28This is something you can get behind.
00:29:32Welcome back to Wake Up Barstool, guys.
00:29:35Five wide here in the studio as we finish off a series that we've been doing all summer long, the
00:29:41Summer Sandwich Series, okay?
00:29:43We took all of our favorite sandwiches.
00:29:45And by hook or by crook, emphasis on the latter when they eliminated the po' boy.
00:29:51But by hook or by crook, we have a final four, guys, a smasher pass, final four.
00:29:56Here's how we got here.
00:29:57The breadbasket region, Deli Italian really cruising through.
00:30:02Cuban the only pseudo-upset on the list here, but it would not stay all chalk.
00:30:08Let's get to the next bracket here.
00:30:10It's the deep fryer and smoker region, chicken cutlet.
00:30:13Oh, boy.
00:30:14Oh, the seventh seed.
00:30:16The seventh seed emerging a seven and five.
00:30:20Seventh seed and a five seed in the Elite Eight.
00:30:22That was crazy.
00:30:23So, so far, we have two of our finalists.
00:30:25What happened to the others?
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27Philly cheesesteak was no problem.
00:30:29Smashed the competition.
00:30:30Probably the biggest winner we've had thus far.
00:30:32There's the flat top.
00:30:34And then finally, the delicatessen, where, again, a four and a six make it through.
00:30:39BLT getting upset by ham and cheese in the first round.
00:30:41Absolutely insane.
00:30:42But French dip reigns supreme.
00:30:45So now, guys, it's time.
00:30:46We're here.
00:30:47It's the final four of Smash or Pass.
00:30:51Oh, yeah!
00:30:52Look at this, guys.
00:30:54Look at this.
00:30:55Yeah!
00:30:57I had a laugh.
00:30:57Bring him in!
00:30:59Bring him in, Carson.
00:31:00Bring him in, bud!
00:31:03Sandwiches.
00:31:04Yeah!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:06Oh, no, Carson.
00:31:08This guy, man.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11This guy.
00:31:11If anybody else did that, Carson would be losing his mind for the record.
00:31:17That said, we've had a, we've had, guys, we have had a slight miscommunication.
00:31:25We were supposed to have French dips.
00:31:27Okay, yeah, okay, whatever.
00:31:29Guys, I'm trying to give the restaurant some grace here.
00:31:31But we ordered French dips.
00:31:33They sent us turkey clubs.
00:31:34That's okay.
00:31:35So it's okay.
00:31:36It's okay.
00:31:36It's eight in the morning.
00:31:37Because also, like, we're not judging these based on these sandwiches specifically.
00:31:41Right.
00:31:41Because you know you're going to be all pornographic about your Cooper Sharp cheese and whatnot.
00:31:45And the bread.
00:31:45But tasting them may help to inform us a little bit.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50So should we start with deli Italian and chicky cutlet?
00:31:53Yeah, I think so.
00:31:53Is that the matchup?
00:31:54That's the matchup.
00:31:55Look.
00:31:55Oh, I didn't even see it.
00:31:56Italian and cutlet.
00:31:57And we got two things.
00:31:57Also, I'm happy to say this for Max.
00:31:58Oh, this is, this is, this is.
00:32:00Yes, and we have some video for Max, guys.
00:32:02Everybody here, grab one of each.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:05Start to.
00:32:06Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to go in for the cutlet.
00:32:08Hand me the little guys.
00:32:09Go in for the cutlet here.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Go to Max while we're tasting.
00:32:14My God, that's good.
00:32:17First off, we have the Italian hoagie and the chicken cutlet sandwich.
00:32:22You've heard me talk about both of these sandwiches at length in the past couple weeks.
00:32:25Unfortunately, we're going to have to go.
00:32:29The chicken cutlet sandwich is going home.
00:32:31I love a chicken cutlet sandwich.
00:32:32But the Italian hoagie has so many different, so many different iterations of it that make
00:32:38it so delicious.
00:32:40You've got a good quality olive oil on there.
00:32:43Balsamic that tastes so sweet.
00:32:45It's like candy.
00:32:46Fresh mozzarella and some.
00:32:48Then you have some provolone and some others.
00:32:50I love them both.
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54All right.
00:32:55I'm sorry, y'all.
00:32:57Everybody's eating here.
00:32:58There's mayonnaise everywhere.
00:32:59Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Megan's got sauce all over her pants.
00:33:02I do as well.
00:33:03I got all.
00:33:03I already had a jarred state on there.
00:33:05All right.
00:33:06Does anybody have a strong opinion here?
00:33:08I do.
00:33:09And Max went deli Italian, obviously.
00:33:10I think the, sorry, Megan.
00:33:12No, go ahead, Dana.
00:33:13I think the answer's deli Italian.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:15I think it, I think.
00:33:16Really?
00:33:17To a man?
00:33:17You can't beat this.
00:33:19See, I think the cutlet's better.
00:33:21It not even does in this sandwich.
00:33:22I just think I like.
00:33:23The cheese, man.
00:33:23The cheese, like the different flavors of the meats.
00:33:26The coldness of, like, the crunch.
00:33:28It's just the classic, like, you know, you throw the ball down the middle and the batter's
00:33:34swinging and missing.
00:33:35It's a good fastball.
00:33:36Mm-hmm.
00:33:37It's got everything, too.
00:33:38It's fried chicken, though, dude.
00:33:39It's a Paul Schien's 96-mile-an-hour fastball.
00:33:42Mm.
00:33:43Like, it's not reaching 100, but it's safe, and it's the play that you'll never be dissatisfied
00:33:50with unless you get, like, a bad tomato or something.
00:33:53I would go chicken cutlet.
00:33:54Ooh, yeah.
00:33:54I know I'm a mess.
00:33:55But I'm constantly in the minority here.
00:33:58So, deli Italian.
00:33:59Clean sweet.
00:33:59Mm-hmm.
00:34:00Uh, deli Italian.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:02Megan.
00:34:02Babe, I'm saving that one.
00:34:04Deli Italian's the best.
00:34:05It looks like it shouldn't work.
00:34:06There's so much going on.
00:34:07All the things come together perfectly.
00:34:09All right.
00:34:09So, deli Italian moving on through.
00:34:13Now, everybody grab, everybody grab yourself a cheesesteak.
00:34:16Also, if it doesn't hit the floor, it's going to hit my pants.
00:34:18So, it's one or the other, and I'm choosing, I'm choosing the floor.
00:34:21Nah, just put it on the floor.
00:34:22We can, we can make, yeah, let's go to Max.
00:34:23Carson already put everything on the floor anyway.
00:34:25Max, our sandwich expert, he's going to weigh in on Philly cheesesteak versus French tip
00:34:29while we eat a little bit.
00:34:30Mute our mics.
00:34:30I know his answer.
00:34:32Kind of similar sandwiches.
00:34:34Oh, fuck.
00:34:37But it's just got to be the cheesesteak.
00:34:40And you knew I was going to say the cheesesteak.
00:34:41The cheesesteak is the perfect treat.
00:34:45The perfect treat of a sandwich.
00:34:47And it's something that, when done right, is one of the best bites you'll ever have in your life.
00:34:51And that's why the cheesesteak is going down as the winner.
00:34:56I've talked about it before.
00:34:57I'll say it again.
00:34:57It's something that you look forward to.
00:34:59I haven't had a good one in quite some time now because I haven't been to Philly in a couple
00:35:03months.
00:35:03But when I go home, I'm going home for a cheesesteak.
00:35:09A real cheesesteak with the crusty bread and the cheese that is so melty that it feels like it's soft.
00:35:16A tender, thinly sliced steak that just combines with every single bite that you have of the perfect ratio between
00:35:26bread, meat, cheese, delectableness, which isn't a word, but I'm using it.
00:35:32The cheesesteak is the winner.
00:35:33And you knew the cheesesteak was going to be the winner.
00:35:37All right.
00:35:37So, Max, obviously, you know, he's from Philly.
00:35:40But, to me, yeah, I don't think French dip should have been here in the first place.
00:35:47It needs an au jus to drip in.
00:35:49Yeah, it needs an au jus to dip in.
00:35:51It's not like it can't stand on its own two legs.
00:35:53The answer is cheesesteak.
00:35:54Yeah, and this is, you know, this is a okay cheesesteak, I'm sure.
00:35:58And, like, that tastes delicious.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:00This is, like, cubed up cheesesteak with, you know, not the best seeded roll, but without a doubt, it's cheesesteak.
00:36:08All right.
00:36:08Yeah, I would go cheesesteak as well.
00:36:10I do love a French dip, but I think there's a time and place for both.
00:36:14Right.
00:36:15And I think that the Philly probably wins out.
00:36:18You could have a cheesesteak every day of the week.
00:36:21French dip, you probably couldn't.
00:36:23Yeah, you would.
00:36:23No, hell no.
00:36:24You would look like that picture that passed around.
00:36:28Then, again, every day of the week, cheesesteak would be pretty crazy.
00:36:30That's pretty crazy.
00:36:31I mean, that's pretty crazy as well, let's be clear.
00:36:32If I know my boy Kadek, I know he could have it every day.
00:36:34Now, that is interesting, because, like, Deli Italian, you actually could eat every day.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:39Okay, so here we go.
00:36:42Deli Italian versus Philly cheesesteak.
00:36:44A battle of the one seeds.
00:36:45The only two one seeds to make it through their brackets.
00:36:48Wow.
00:36:49So, all right.
00:36:51Here's my take.
00:36:52Need another bite of this?
00:36:53I feel like it's really hard to mess up a Deli Italian.
00:36:57I feel like, like, even, like, this cheesesteak, even though it's not the best, it's good.
00:37:01You're not cooking anything.
00:37:03Yeah, I feel like Deli Italian just, you can't really mess it up.
00:37:07What if I were to frame it, though?
00:37:09What would I frame it?
00:37:10What if we, like, so, yeah, so how are we framing it?
00:37:11Are we saying, like, again, what has more margin of error?
00:37:15What can be overall better no matter where you're going?
00:37:17Or are we saying, okay, if they're both at their absolute peak, who's winning?
00:37:20I don't think you can do absolute peak.
00:37:22I think you have to think about, you have to think about.
00:37:24We've been doing absolute peak the whole time.
00:37:27Yeah, I guess you're right, but now it's coming down to the wire and, like, who should be the winner.
00:37:31And, again, like, I like the no-cook factor.
00:37:34I like, you know, no matter where you go, you're going.
00:37:36You don't have to melt.
00:37:37Yeah, the Deli Italian, no matter where you go, is basically, it has the same ingredients.
00:37:41You know what to expect.
00:37:43Like, it's not going to ever be, like, terrible unless it's, like, hot and, like, rotten.
00:37:48I don't know.
00:37:49But, like, a feeling.
00:37:49Hot rotten?
00:37:51I don't know.
00:37:52I'm just, like, raving it.
00:37:53Hey, give me a hot rotten!
00:37:55It's cheesesteak.
00:37:56At the peak peak, it's cheesesteak from Angelo's in Philly without a shadow of a doubt.
00:38:01If I'm going to treat this competition as I have two sandwiches in front of me, which one am I
00:38:07going to pick up and eat?
00:38:08Oh, that's a great, that's the way to play it, Dana.
00:38:11The answer is cheesesteak.
00:38:13I'm going off of variables and factors here.
00:38:16So, Megan, are you flipping officially?
00:38:19Oh, man, I just, it's so hard, because I do, like, hmm.
00:38:22Chief, where are you at?
00:38:23I'm kind of deciding between, if I'm going to have one every day, it's Deli Italian.
00:38:28If I can only, if it's a death row meal, I'm probably going cheesesteak.
00:38:32You know what, I think I'm going to see.
00:38:33Death row.
00:38:34So then if it's death row, then I got to go cheesesteak.
00:38:37Wow.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Wow.
00:38:40Who could have seen it coming?
00:38:42Who could have seen it coming?
00:38:44Shout out to Philly cheesesteak.
00:38:46Shout out to production.
00:38:47Thank you for the restaurants for supplying us to these delicious sandwiches here on a Friday.
00:38:53Congratulations to all of the Philly scumbags out there.
00:38:57Look at this floor.
00:38:58Your sandwich.
00:38:59Yeah, this is terrible.
00:39:01Carson, get the vacuum cleaner out.
00:39:03I made a mess.
00:39:04Guys, your sandwich, all you Philonites, Philadelphians, you Philistines, your sandwich
00:39:11has been named the number one sandwich in America.
00:39:15Congrats.
00:39:16The Smash or Pass crew.
00:39:17That's right.
00:39:18Congratulations.
00:39:18Big boys.
00:39:19Great work, guys, all around.
00:39:20All right.
00:39:21Coming up next, we got Bruce Feldman of The Athletic.
00:39:24This man knows college football inside out.
00:39:26He just released a freaks list.
00:39:27We'll get into that with him.
00:39:29We got Brock Huard coming on after that.
00:39:31So we're about to get into a lot of great football talk here on WUB.
00:39:34Don't go anywhere.
00:39:41What's happening, everybody?
00:39:42Welcome back to Wake Up Barstool.
00:39:45I'm very full.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:46We just inhaled those sandwiches.
00:39:49This is my first ever chicken cutlet sandwich.
00:39:53I think it's the cutlet.
00:39:54To me, the best sandwich we just ate was the cutlet.
00:39:56Yeah, the one we just ate.
00:39:59Cheese steak was great, but it is pretty heavy.
00:40:03The deli Italian was a little kind of hardened at the time we got up.
00:40:07Hardened a little bit.
00:40:08The bread?
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:09Yeah, yeah.
00:40:10A little bit.
00:40:10Stale.
00:40:11Dare I say bread is like the most important.
00:40:14One of the, I think behind the meats is the most important part of it.
00:40:20It's the vehicle.
00:40:21It's the vehicle.
00:40:23Provound.
00:40:23Wait.
00:40:24Wait.
00:40:24Did you hear Jeremy?
00:40:25Did Jeremy say that in your ear?
00:40:29Oh, my God.
00:40:30Jeremy just came in my ear.
00:40:32No, no, no.
00:40:32I'm saying this.
00:40:33Jeremy came in my ear alone, and he just said, no, K-dick.
00:40:37Just yelled it.
00:40:37He was so infuriated with you, thinking you had made a profound point.
00:40:41I mean, I guess the only other thing is cheese.
00:40:44Cheese is fine, right?
00:40:45Okay, that was sparing.
00:40:46Maybe lettuce.
00:40:47Because there's not much else.
00:40:48In my opinion.
00:40:48I'm saying bread is the most important part.
00:40:50In my opinion, when we're talking football, my take is that quarterback is the most important
00:40:58position on the field.
00:40:59I think that's what really separates the good teams from the bad.
00:41:04Speaking of, Ben Johnson, Chief, getting out here and saying he wants the Bears to have
00:41:09the highest scoring offense ever.
00:41:13Not, you know, not just be good, not be great.
00:41:17No.
00:41:17Thinks they can be the highest ever.
00:41:20I don't want to play with something here.
00:41:21Who do you think has a better chance of cracking this list?
00:41:24Look at this.
00:41:25These are the most successful offenses of all time.
00:41:29Of course, I'm still burping up Sam, so I apologize.
00:41:31The 2013 Broncos offense, Peyton Manning, the stats were dummy.
00:41:35I mean, that was, I think, a 50-touchdown year in Sandy.
00:41:38They end up losing to the Seahawks in that Super Bowl.
00:41:40Brady DeMoss.
00:41:4207 pages.
00:41:43That was Brady DeMoss, right?
00:41:43That was the 18-0 year.
00:41:45Welker.
00:41:46Oh.
00:41:472018 Chiefs.
00:41:48How the mighty have fallen there.
00:41:49The Chiefs used to be so explosive, so exciting.
00:41:52Did the Chiefs win the Super Bowl that year?
00:41:54Because otherwise, none of those teams won the Super Bowl, right?
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:0011 Packers.
00:42:01That was the 15-1 Packers.
00:42:03Wait, hold on.
00:42:03Is 12 Packers, is 12 Patriots?
00:42:05No.
00:42:07Oh, 11 Packers did win the Super Bowl.
00:42:08Oh, I thought they won.
00:42:09No.
00:42:09No, no, no, no.
00:42:10That was the year after.
00:42:11Yeah, they were 15-1.
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:13They didn't win it.
00:42:14Patriots didn't.
00:42:15Wait, which Patriots team was 18-0?
00:42:17That was 07.
00:42:18That was 07.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:20What was 2012 Patriots?
00:42:21That was the year after the-
00:42:23So none of those teams won the Super Bowl, so I'm out on this Ben Johnson wants to have
00:42:27the best offer.
00:42:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:29Hell yeah.
00:42:30Does not want him to have it.
00:42:31Now, that's-
00:42:33Oh, they didn't make the graphic, but another team tied at 34.8 points a game.
00:42:38The 98 Vikings.
00:42:40One of the most exciting teams that has ever taken a football field.
00:42:44Yeah, lose to the Falcons.
00:42:45Another 15-1 team.
00:42:47Randy Moss, Chris Carter, Dante Culpepper.
00:42:51Who was the little running back?
00:42:52I don't remember the running back.
00:42:53I only remember-
00:42:54Robert Smith?
00:42:55Maybe so.
00:42:56That sounds right.
00:42:56I only remember that on NFL Blitz, 98 or 99, one or the other.
00:43:02God, that was just-
00:43:03Culpepper, Moss, and Carter were crazy.
00:43:05I think it was Randall Cunningham.
00:43:07Oh, it was Randall Cunningham.
00:43:08You're right.
00:43:08No, no, you're right.
00:43:09It was Cunningham in 98, and then Culpepper came after.
00:43:12But yes, it was old.
00:43:14It was Randall Cunningham having a Michael Vick with the Eagles MVP type of year.
00:43:20All right, so-
00:43:23So let me ask.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:24Is this-
00:43:25I mean, has defenses just gotten that much better?
00:43:29Has offenses kind of plateaued?
00:43:31Like, there hasn't been, since the 18 Chiefs, like, a very, very high-powered, high-scoring offense.
00:43:37We are, for all the talk of how football's so offensively driven, all the other stuff,
00:43:42right now, in the NFL meta, it has rubber-banded back to defense.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:47Yeah, yeah.
00:43:47I mean, go look at the numbers last year.
00:43:49Like, a lot of too high coverages that defensive coordinators have figured out they're still
00:43:55able to stop the run, despite playing too high with some personnel stuff.
00:43:59So, yeah, it seems like right now defense is punching back again.
00:44:02But, Ben Johnson, Sean McVay, they're going to try to change that.
00:44:06I also feel like this, in that window here, this is like a 10-year window,
00:44:10that's when you really start to have, like, more spread, and then defenses have adjusted
00:44:16to have, like, that nickel kind of hybrid, where that's become base.
00:44:20So, it's like the defenses might have caught up to this philosophy.
00:44:24So, this is what I love about the NFL meta.
00:44:28It's all the kind of, like, you're saying, punches and counterpunches.
00:44:31So, like, the college game, like, infected the NFL, RPOs spread.
00:44:36Like you said, we see these numbers.
00:44:38The defenses bounce back.
00:44:40They can now defend that stuff.
00:44:41But now the best offenses are the ones that are going big again, right?
00:44:46It's going back the other way.
00:44:47A lot of 13 personnel.
00:44:48Let's put three tight ends on the field.
00:44:50Let's create mismatches where we can take advantage of our size if we want to throw the ball.
00:44:56But then also we're bigger and we can run the ball.
00:44:58And I think that 12 Patriots team was the Gronk Hernandez.
00:45:03So, like, they had kind of brought the two tight end back.
00:45:06So, they were a bit ahead of the curve there as well.
00:45:09All right.
00:45:10Right now, let's go to one of my favorite guys.
00:45:12I've been talking to him for years now.
00:45:15Author of Meat Market as well as many other books.
00:45:18A man who writes for The Athletic.
00:45:20He does his freaks list every year.
00:45:21It just dropped.
00:45:22It's amazing.
00:45:23It's Bruce Feldman.
00:45:25Bruce, what's up, babe?
00:45:26How are we doing today?
00:45:27Great to talk to you again, man.
00:45:28What's up, T-Bob?
00:45:30Doing well.
00:45:30I don't know how I wrote about you when you were a big high school recruit somewhere at a really
00:45:34fancy private school in Georgia.
00:45:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:37That was the Meat Market book.
00:45:38I think he came out to cover me at an LSU camp where I got absolutely demolished by Drake Nevis
00:45:44and started crying a little bit.
00:45:46And they put that in the book.
00:45:48But it was cool.
00:45:49It was cool to be mentioned at the time.
00:45:51For sure, Bruce.
00:45:52All right.
00:45:53You just dropped your freaks list.
00:45:54Just explain what that is real quick for everybody.
00:45:56The uninitiated.
00:45:58Yeah, so for 20-plus years dating back to my early days at ESPN, I was doing a college football
00:46:04blog looking for stuff to write about in the dead of the offseason.
00:46:07And had an idea there's always these guys you hear about, like, there's one at every program or maybe every
00:46:14couple years at a program who are these freak athletes.
00:46:18It may be a 320-pound defensive tackle who can do backflips.
00:46:21It can be a wide receiver who can bench press, like, twice his body weight.
00:46:26Just whatever it was.
00:46:28I was trying to find 10 of them.
00:46:29And over time, now it's grown to be 101.
00:46:33It's at all levels of college football.
00:46:35And it's been really cool just because not only have, like, NFL scouts and draft people really kind of got
00:46:42into it, but also, you know, the strength coaches who are, like, kind of the lifeblood of the training programs,
00:46:47they've bought in.
00:46:48So it's been a kind of fun, passion project.
00:46:50It takes probably about three months.
00:46:52Like you said, it just dropped a few days ago.
00:46:54And so it's always kind of a big sigh of relief once it's there because it means the season's right
00:47:00around the corner.
00:47:01Yep.
00:47:01So I want to get into some of the names on the list.
00:47:04And let's start with Nick Harbour.
00:47:06And this is the thing about the Freaks List.
00:47:08Like, some of the names you're going to recognize, some are maybe going to be guys that are not household
00:47:11names.
00:47:12But this is Harbour's third time being number one on this list in four years.
00:47:17What is it that puts him there?
00:47:20And it seemed like last year he started to crack the actual on-field success.
00:47:24Like, do you think he blows up this year?
00:47:27Well, for Shane Beamer's sake, he better.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30What it is about him is he is like this insane combination of size and speed.
00:47:35He's a legit track guy.
00:47:37He was running 10, 100 meters.
00:47:39He got there.
00:47:40He is the crazy thing about him for context sake.
00:47:43Right?
00:47:44Megatron, Calvin Johnson, one of the all-time great football players and receivers ever.
00:47:48Nick Harbour is actually an inch taller and he's even faster.
00:47:51Good God.
00:47:51John Johnson was 6'5", 235 and ran a 4'3", 5'40 at the combine.
00:47:58This guy is faster.
00:47:59I mean, he runs almost 24 miles per hour, which is remarkable.
00:48:036'6", long arms, almost 240 pounds now.
00:48:085% body fat.
00:48:11He's been a track guy for a lot of the off-season in past years.
00:48:15He's been more focused on developing as a football player.
00:48:18I mean, like you said, T-Bob, he got better last year.
00:48:21Now they need him to take another big step to help Lenora Sellers out and get back to
00:48:26where, you know, South Carolina is a top 25 team.
00:48:29Bruce, another wide receiver, Jeremiah Smith.
00:48:34Obviously, a lot of production on the field, but we don't see a lot of, you know, what he
00:48:37does in the weight room, stuff like that.
00:48:39Talk about him and how he was, you know, number two on your list.
00:48:42Yeah, he was number one last year.
00:48:44I mean, the comparison for him is Andre Johnson, pro football, and a super strong track guy
00:48:50out of Miami.
00:48:51But what's different about Jeremiah was Andre Johnson wasn't that way when he first got
00:48:57to Miami.
00:48:57He redshirted.
00:48:58It took him a bit.
00:49:00Jeremiah Smith was a grown man, probably more impressive than any receiver had coming out
00:49:06of Ohio State when he got there.
00:49:08Six, three and a half, almost 225 pounds, runs 23.5 miles per hour.
00:49:14You know, broad jumps 11 feet.
00:49:16These are all like, remember when Sonny Stiles blew up the combine, you know, a few months
00:49:21back?
00:49:21That's what Jeremiah Smith will do if he decides he needs to do those things and tests, because
00:49:28he'll probably be the first or second pick in the draft.
00:49:32The other amazing thing to me is this is a program that has a ton of fast guys, and a
00:49:37lot of them are 40 pounds lighter.
00:49:38When they did their 10-yard splits, he was the fastest of anybody at Ohio State, 1.44
00:49:44seconds.
00:49:45Anything under, like, 1.5, 1.52 is blazing fast.
00:49:49So to be that fast, that big, plus on top of it, he's that detailed, that physical, that
00:49:55talented.
00:49:56He's just a remarkable all-around athlete.
00:49:59Talk to us about the Oregon defensive lineman, Amore Washington.
00:50:03Amore Washington, there's a video of him squatting 855 pounds, 855 pounds.
00:50:10I know, and Dan Lanning told me he was like, he could do more.
00:50:13We just, you know, you're plenty strong enough.
00:50:15We're out of weights.
00:50:16Crazy, right?
00:50:17You have a guy who's 330 pounds, runs almost 21 miles per hour.
00:50:22He vertical jumps 35 inches.
00:50:25I mean, like, when they sent me his numbers, he was in top five last year.
00:50:29When they sent me his numbers last year, when Lanning texted me, I was like, did like a
00:50:34triple take, because if he was 230 pounds doing the stuff he's doing in terms of, like,
00:50:39the jump, the speed, top-end speed, that'd be like, yeah, that's impressive.
00:50:43He was doing it last year, he was like 337.
00:50:46This year, he's almost 330.
00:50:48Again, you see what he's doing in the weight room.
00:50:50That is a ton of plates on the bar.
00:50:52And, again, he could have done more, Lanning said.
00:50:55And, again, that is an Oregon defensive line that is probably the best in the entire country.
00:51:01And so that's a name, like, again, he's like a Jeremiah Smith, very productive.
00:51:04That's a name you need to know.
00:51:06Bruce, my guy Mikey, he has a bit of a bone to pick with you here.
00:51:11Freshman year, Bruce, all I wanted was to be on, I played at Indiana.
00:51:14All I wanted was to be on your list.
00:51:17Freshman year, obviously, I know I had.
00:51:19So he's going to give you the measurables.
00:51:21Does he crack the top 100 here, Bruce?
00:51:23I didn't have any of the, like, on-field production.
00:51:25I know that probably feeds into it a little bit.
00:51:28I was about 6'4", 3'15".
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:33Those are my measurements.
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:364'05", hand clean, which I thought was pretty good.
00:51:39Yeah, pretty good.
00:51:41The, well, so, Amari, he was doing the hand-supported squat.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46Yeah, the hot field squat.
00:51:46Yeah, I didn't do, I did 6'45 on that.
00:51:50Okay, pretty damn good.
00:51:51And I had a 4'05 bench, 30-inch vertical, 9-inch broad jump, or 9-foot broad jump.
00:51:59That's impressive.
00:52:00You came in as a freshman.
00:52:01When I cracked it, when I got it.
00:52:01As a freshman, that is true.
00:52:02As a freshman, that's crazy.
00:52:04You would.
00:52:05Here's the thing I wonder about.
00:52:06Like, so what I found out over the last few years is there'll be a guy, you know, you'll
00:52:12either hear about him now from, like, the NIL agent who will pitch me and say what the
00:52:15numbers are, or a parent, or maybe the player themselves.
00:52:19And then I'll ask, like, the strength coach, or I'll ask the head coach if I know him, you
00:52:23know, text with him.
00:52:24Be like, hey, so-and-so, I heard he did this.
00:52:27What do you think?
00:52:28Like, and then they'll be like, eh, you know, that guy hasn't really done anything yet.
00:52:32We don't want to put him out there.
00:52:33Maybe it's a character issue that they don't want to promote.
00:52:36I'm not saying somebody stabbed you in the back in Bloomington.
00:52:40It's possible, though.
00:52:43Maybe he had a couple too many beers off the field.
00:52:46No, there's a beer.
00:52:47Prior to my suspension.
00:52:48This kid's a chuckle.
00:52:49Prior to my suspension.
00:52:51All right, Bruce, let's look at more of this.
00:52:53Okay, because Freaks looks awesome, guys.
00:52:55Again, go read it.
00:52:56There's a million cool athletes that you've, like, a ton that you've never heard of that
00:53:01that'll blow your mind.
00:53:02But let's talk about on the field this year.
00:53:06It does seem like there's a very exciting kind of top of the hierarchy with the teams
00:53:12that we believe to be definitely capable of winning the national championship, be it
00:53:15like Texas, Oregon, Howe State.
00:53:18What is a team that you think is capable that has more of a dark horse sort of bent to
00:53:25it?
00:53:26You know, it's actually, I hate that you asked me the question, but I think LSU is lurking
00:53:32there, right?
00:53:33You've got a quarterback who led his team to the playoff.
00:53:36I wasn't doing it for your benefit, but, like, they have everything they need, right?
00:53:40So, yeah, the one thing I'm curious about, like, right last year, Lane Kiffin had a big
00:53:46time running back, they ran the heck out of it.
00:53:48It wasn't just Trinidad Chambliss.
00:53:50You know, that history, they've always had elite running backs.
00:53:53I don't know, is Harlem Berry going to really step up, was a big recruit?
00:53:57But you look at the players they have, I think he's got coordinators on both sides who are
00:54:03really good.
00:54:04The other thing is, like, I didn't have, just touching back on Freak's List for a second.
00:54:09You know, LSU took a minute to get back to me, so I updated it, like, yesterday, but
00:54:14there was some other guys I asked about.
00:54:16There's, like, three freaky defensive linemen who are freshmen that are in there that I
00:54:21think are going to make a big impact, right?
00:54:23And so, you know, like, their defense hadn't been that good under Brian Kelly.
00:54:27That was obviously lagging.
00:54:29Blake Baker does a good job.
00:54:31I think they're a dangerous team, you know, because of all the guys they added in the portal.
00:54:35They have a ton of speed.
00:54:37Again, Sam Levitt, quarterback who's led a team to a playoff when he was at ASU, I'm
00:54:42not predicting that they're going to win it, but they, to me, are, like, the dark horse
00:54:45to watch that's lurking around, like, 10 to 15 spot.
00:54:49You know, everyone's going to talk about Georgia and Arch at Texas coming out of the
00:54:52SEC.
00:54:53You know, I wouldn't sleep on LSU.
00:54:57Yeah, it's interesting, Bruce.
00:54:59Coach O's been kind of hyping up that D-line as well, but at running back, I'm hearing that
00:55:04Dylan Jones, the Wisconsin transfer, may be in the running to be the starter there.
00:55:10Somebody learned just a couple of days ago.
00:55:12So be on the lookout maybe for him if they're going to be one of your dark horse teams.
00:55:17So you're someone who's also been very tied in with LSU through the years, kind of know
00:55:23the drama in that program inside and out.
00:55:25What are your thoughts on the reports yesterday that Jane Daniels comes out and says, cease
00:55:31and desist, don't use my NAL.
00:55:32Give me your copy of the Heisman Trophy.
00:55:35I'm upset that you've given my number to DJ Pickett.
00:55:39Yeah, that was a kind of a, nobody looks good in this story, right?
00:55:43You know, I think a lot of people are like, oh, you know what?
00:55:45Because there's always been past stories of like, maybe Jaden's mom being like, you
00:55:50know, kind of leaning into some of this stuff and it feels petty.
00:55:54You know, you talk to people who've been at LSU for a long time, know that place.
00:55:56They're like, well, if you're going to retire a jersey, they have, the player has to have
00:56:00graduated from LSU.
00:56:02I think he graduated from ASU and not LSU.
00:56:04And how long have you been away from the program before they do that?
00:56:11You know, if I'm an LSU fan, I'm like, hey, thanks.
00:56:13Thanks, Jaden.
00:56:14You know, you had an amazing, you know, couple of years there.
00:56:18Obviously, you weren't Joe Burrow, who led us to a national title and was like a generational,
00:56:22you know, all time, all time great.
00:56:25But the guy did win a Heisman.
00:56:27You hope that they could sort this out.
00:56:30You know, you feel kind of bad that DJ Pickett has kind of gotten thrown in the middle
00:56:34of all this, too.
00:56:35And Brian Kelly, who supposedly made the promise, he's now doing TV.
00:56:39He's no longer there.
00:56:40So it's just one of these stories that I think makes everybody look kind of petty.
00:56:46Chief, talk to Bruce about your Irish.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Notre Dame, T-Bob left them off as a potential.
00:56:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:53They're in that group.
00:56:53They're in that group.
00:56:54Let's talk about LSU.
00:56:55They're in that group.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57I feel like they are not usually represented on your freaks list.
00:57:03They don't have the high-end athletes.
00:57:05And that's become a trend.
00:57:06Excuse me.
00:57:06We were eating sandwiches the second ago.
00:57:09Who for Notre Dame has broken into that list?
00:57:13And overall, do you think the team now can compete with the Ohio States and the SEC schools
00:57:20with this class under Marcus Freeman?
00:57:22Yeah, you know, it's a good point because for years, Notre Dame, I feel like, was best
00:57:27known for really good offensive linemen, really good tight ends.
00:57:31And then all of a sudden, you know, it was pre-Marcus Freeman.
00:57:34You'd have, like, Kyle Hamilton.
00:57:36You obviously had Jeremiah Love.
00:57:38You know, we've had a bunch of guys.
00:57:39This year, there's four Notre Dame players on the freaks list.
00:57:43You know, they're all linemen or, you know, bigger players but are really athletic.
00:57:47You know, we know Leonard Moore probably might be the best defensive player in the country.
00:57:52He's an athletic, big cornerback, five picks.
00:57:56I mean, he's going to get a big showcase game when they play the rematch against Miami and
00:58:02Malachi Tony.
00:58:03So we'll see how that goes.
00:58:04I think what has changed is, you know, Brian Kelly did a really good job.
00:58:09Marcus Freeman has done an even better job of resonating with top-level athletes.
00:58:16And I feel like, so you have a guy like CJ Carr, who's a legit Heisman candidate.
00:58:21He may not put up the huge, huge passing numbers because I think their offense is not quite built
00:58:26to do that.
00:58:27But I think they're really good on both lines.
00:58:29You saw what they've upgraded, especially on defense, the D linemen they've added.
00:58:35And I think this is a team that should be right there.
00:58:39I mean, the schedule is weird in that they play Miami and South Bend.
00:58:44They play a good BYU team and they play SMU.
00:58:46And then the rest of it feels, you know, really watered down.
00:58:49And obviously there's no conference title game.
00:58:52But they were one of the best teams in the country.
00:58:55They obviously lost to Miami in a close game, lost to, you know, real close game to A&M.
00:59:00And that was it, right?
00:59:01But I think that Freeman's done a really good job.
00:59:04I think he's put together a heck of a staff.
00:59:07I mean, to me, they're in it.
00:59:09Like, if you ask me right now who would I think would be the three safest picks, I think,
00:59:15to make a run at a title, you know, outside of like the dark horse I was talking about
00:59:19for, would be really like Notre Dame, really like Oregon, and also really like Texas, who
00:59:25I felt like was a year away last year.
00:59:27And I feel like they've made some really good additions.
00:59:30And to me, that's kind of where the sweet spot is.
00:59:33Not saying that somebody can't come off the radar a little bit out of that group, but
00:59:37I just feel like Notre Dame is built for this year to make a run at the national title.
00:59:42Bruce, similar question, but with Indiana, because, you know, under Coach Signetti, they
00:59:47like he likes to bring in a lot of guys who have proven production or or lower level guys
00:59:52from JMU, things like that, who may not be the biggest, strongest freaks out there, but
00:59:57they get on the field and it's just production, production, production.
01:00:01What do you see, you know, coming out of Indiana, maybe freaks list or just in general with,
01:00:06you know, how they will go throughout the season?
01:00:09Yeah, I think it was interesting how he trusts his evaluation as much as any person in football,
01:00:15right?
01:00:16You see what he he he made an interesting move, I thought, to go say, hey, you know what?
01:00:20You know, Mendoza's younger brother's been with us, you know, he's got ability, he's
01:00:24played some mop up duty or whatever.
01:00:25It's like, no, I'm going to go take a guy who's played a lot in Josh Hoover, you know,
01:00:30has done some good things, good arm talent, maybe make some questionable decisions and
01:00:34turns it over at times, but has played a lot of football.
01:00:37And I think he has this arc where, OK, the guy and this was like Fernando last year, the
01:00:43guy was like, he's OK in spring.
01:00:45And then in the beginning, remember, I need, you know, like the old Dominion game wasn't like
01:00:49great.
01:00:50And then he I think there's something to how he sees how guys get put into like the adversity
01:00:57piece, because we saw Fernando come back all the time.
01:01:00And, you know, in key moments, you know, he makes a mistake and, you know, throws a pick
01:01:05and then the next drive, he leads him to a touchdown.
01:01:07And you see that.
01:01:08I think what's what's really, you know, impressive about them is it is an older team.
01:01:12It's now an even older team because they added two really experienced defensive linemen
01:01:16who are really good players, you put that with Tyreek Tucker, you put that with Mariel
01:01:20and, you know, who are like all-American caliber guys.
01:01:23Anyway, you got a really good group of linebackers.
01:01:27And I think you've got an experience front.
01:01:30Right.
01:01:30So all those pieces, plus you add it to Charlie Becker, who's like a freaksless caliber, you
01:01:35know, athlete.
01:01:36You add, you know, add in Turbo Richard, a running back.
01:01:38Like, I mean, they run the football well.
01:01:40I think they're for anybody who feels like they're a fluke.
01:01:43I don't think you get what he has done there.
01:01:46Right.
01:01:46And I think you're not giving him enough credit.
01:01:48Not to mention like, you know, they went toe to toe and they bullied a lot of teams.
01:01:54Really good, talented teams with more high-ranked recruits.
01:01:58But as you guys know, once you get into college football, who is a five-star and who is a
01:02:02two-star
01:02:03doesn't matter.
01:02:03If anything, that puts the chip on the shoulder of the two and three stars and the five-star
01:02:08guys are battling off the entitlement.
01:02:10And I think that's where, you know, they kind of have the secret sauce right now.
01:02:14Yep.
01:02:15All right, Bruce, we've talked about individual freaks.
01:02:17We've talked about dark horses.
01:02:18But who's going to win the national championship?
01:02:21Yeah.
01:02:22Man, if you pin me down right now, I would lean into one of those three teams.
01:02:27Oregon, Notre Dame, or Texas.
01:02:30I feel like this might be the Irish's year because there's something to the narrative to
01:02:37me about they didn't play last year.
01:02:40They decided to opt out of basically the bowl season.
01:02:44And, you know, I think CJ Carr, he looked really good against Miami in a tough place to
01:02:49play.
01:02:50You know those are like two werewolves coming off the edge that Miami had getting after
01:02:54him.
01:02:54He still played well, right?
01:02:55I think he's capable and ready to lead them to a national title.
01:03:00I know they lost two first-round running backs, but they've got good talent in the backfield.
01:03:05I think they've upgraded a little bit at receiver in terms of athleticism, get some guys back.
01:03:10And I just think they've gotten so good on defense.
01:03:14And I don't think Marcus Freeman gets enough credit for the guys he's put around him.
01:03:19And I just feel like there's a presence there.
01:03:21Again, you know, the schedule is not great.
01:03:23They're probably, you know, I don't know if they can afford more than one loss, you know,
01:03:27given who they play.
01:03:28But I don't think they will.
01:03:29You know, I think they're going to roll right through.
01:03:31I think they will be the team.
01:03:33Last year we saw 16-0.
01:03:35I guess they would be 15-0 because there's no conference title game.
01:03:38But I would bet on the Irish right now.
01:03:40There you go, Chief Bruce.
01:03:41Thank you so much, brother.
01:03:43You're the man.
01:03:43My pleasure, guys.
01:03:44Great seeing you.
01:03:45College football insider, has-been forever reporter, excellent author.
01:03:50Smartest guy we've had.
01:03:51Yeah, yeah, best guy.
01:03:52Best guy we've had.
01:03:54Except for not putting me on the freeze.
01:03:55Sneaky great voice.
01:03:56Sneaky great voice as well.
01:03:58Yeah, got that kind of gravely baritone.
01:04:01Very manly.
01:04:02Coming up next, let's talk to another man's man, Brock Hewitt.
01:04:06Talk a little maybe Washington Big Ten.
01:04:09Talk a little Seahawks defending Super Bowl champs.
01:04:13Brock's a good friend of the show.
01:04:14We'll talk to him next here on Web.
01:04:20Welcome back to Wake Up Barstool.
01:04:22There it is, guys.
01:04:23Go vote in the poll.
01:04:24We just put it up.
01:04:25We're retweeting it.
01:04:26Vote or something.
01:04:26It's a bit serious.
01:04:27Interesting.
01:04:29What's better, a deli Italian or a filet chistar?
01:04:32Interesting.
01:04:33Guys, I just remembered something.
01:04:35This is the biggest news since the Jelly Roll divorce.
01:04:40Diary of a polarizing figure dropped today.
01:04:44Hello?
01:04:45Anyone?
01:04:47Anyone?
01:04:47Pat McAfee's?
01:04:48The Pat McAfee album.
01:04:50The country album.
01:04:51Y'all haven't been super excited for it?
01:04:55Oh, I didn't mean to be disrespectful.
01:04:56I thought that was one of your nerdy...
01:04:57Oh, yeah, same.
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59Wow.
01:04:59I didn't know you were like Lord of the Rings nerdy things.
01:05:01Wow.
01:05:02Way to go, guys.
01:05:02I'm tapped in.
01:05:03It does sound like it was some sort of history.
01:05:07Like T-Bob.
01:05:08Lord of the Rings.
01:05:10Damn.
01:05:10Old English.
01:05:11Yeah.
01:05:11I guess y'all don't want to listen to Pat sing country songs, dude.
01:05:14Couldn't be me.
01:05:15Couldn't be me.
01:05:16Actually, real talk.
01:05:17John Batiste did drop two albums today, too.
01:05:19I don't know who that is.
01:05:19And that's very exciting.
01:05:21One of the best musical artists we got out there.
01:05:24Black Mozart.
01:05:25And I can't remember what the other one is.
01:05:26I've been listening to him.
01:05:27It's him.
01:05:27It's piano.
01:05:28It's wonderful.
01:05:31Now, a guy who's been a great friend of the show and is wonderful in his own right.
01:05:35Brock Huer.
01:05:35Brock, what's up, babe?
01:05:36How we doing this morning?
01:05:37Thank you for joining us again.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:39Not so wonderful when you're late.
01:05:41All right.
01:05:41I know radio.
01:05:42I know television.
01:05:43I'm sorry.
01:05:43This is on me.
01:05:44No excuses.
01:05:45Brock, come on, dude.
01:05:46Please.
01:05:46Stop.
01:05:47Stop.
01:05:47Stop.
01:05:49Let's start with something a bit controversial.
01:05:53And then maybe we get some more fun stuff.
01:05:55Terry and Arnold.
01:05:57So he gets cut from Detroit.
01:05:59The scandal's kind of crazy.
01:06:01The Seahawks bring him in.
01:06:03They say they do due diligence.
01:06:04And now they're planning on signing him.
01:06:06What's kind of the inside story there?
01:06:08Yeah, I think there's a couple things going on.
01:06:10I think the fact that he's going to go right to the commissioner's exempt list kind of gives,
01:06:15to me, the Seahawks and John Schneider some cover.
01:06:17Like, hey, you know, we like him.
01:06:19And guess what?
01:06:20Five other teams liked him, too.
01:06:22But he and his agent felt like this was the best fit for us.
01:06:25So he'll go on the commissioner's list.
01:06:26And then Roger and crew will decide when he's able to play through the legal proceedings
01:06:31and whatever unfolds over the weeks and months ahead with that.
01:06:34I don't think there's any expectation in Seattle this guy plays early.
01:06:38It may not even be – it may be a 10- or 12-week suspension.
01:06:41I mean, they just don't – they don't know.
01:06:43But they're willing to take that risk.
01:06:45A couple other things.
01:06:47The guy that recruited him to Alabama, Carl Scott, is their secondary coach.
01:06:51Jalen Milrow, the third-string quarterback, is his best buddy.
01:06:55He's got a cousin that plays professional women's soccer in Seattle.
01:06:59So he's got just a bunch of touch points that's a long ways away from Tallahassee
01:07:06and some of the routes that got him in trouble.
01:07:08So they feel like they're going to be the incubator
01:07:10and the best incubator to develop them.
01:07:12His agent, who's also Jalen's agent, I think felt the same way.
01:07:16And I think that's why he's a Seattle Seahawk today.
01:07:19Brock, sticking with the Seahawks, hard knocks.
01:07:22It's been so fun watching.
01:07:24It's one of my favorite series ever.
01:07:27Anything standing out to you so far heading into this season?
01:07:31Yeah, I think a couple things.
01:07:33So we're the flagship of the Seahawks.
01:07:35Our station's been in that for decades.
01:07:37And we get a chance to sit with Mike every Monday morning after games.
01:07:41And that's valuable time.
01:07:44Before the segment, after the segment, we've gotten a chance to just watch him grow.
01:07:48But now you're seeing him just bloom.
01:07:51Right?
01:07:51Like, you know, he went in the soil, new head coach, as he said, kind of awkward.
01:07:56I think our first radio interview with him after Pete Carroll for 15 years,
01:08:01Salk and I were like, uh-oh.
01:08:02Yeah, that's crazy.
01:08:03That is true.
01:08:04That's a hard act to follow with Pete.
01:08:06Yes.
01:08:07Yeah, Pete was one-on-one in that way, man.
01:08:09He was such an open book.
01:08:10But, you know, you're just kind of like a seed, man, in soil.
01:08:13And you watch him grow, kind of like Leonard Williams in the garden, right?
01:08:16That whole thing.
01:08:17And now he's just, he's like blossoming in front of the whole country to watch.
01:08:21And you get a chance to see what John Schneider, what he knew in that interview process.
01:08:26If you remember, he had to wait for Mike.
01:08:28And there was a chance that the Ravens maybe even go to the Super Bowl.
01:08:31And he really had to wait.
01:08:33But he knew he was his guy for everything you're getting to see and the country's getting to see.
01:08:38Hey, Brock, so we're seeing kind of on hard knocks a little bit of the energy after the Super Bowl
01:08:42win.
01:08:43And I just want to see from your perspective outside of the show what you're seeing from training camp so
01:08:48far.
01:08:50Yeah, these guys, man, they really genuinely do care about each other.
01:08:55And I think you see that, honestly, in some of the fights.
01:08:59Because you've got to divide a team, right?
01:09:01Those melees turn into issues.
01:09:04They turn into divides.
01:09:05They turn into clicks.
01:09:07They turn into guys that just aren't all on the same page together.
01:09:11So the reason this team won the Super Bowl last year, and if we've said this once on our show,
01:09:16we've said it a million times,
01:09:17they didn't win it because of their top stars.
01:09:19They didn't win it because of their top 10 players.
01:09:22They won it because they truly believe they're 70 strong.
01:09:25And, you know, you go back through the season, there were characters in the story that were there early in
01:09:31the year
01:09:31that weren't even on the team late in the year.
01:09:33Part of that 70 that went through the climb.
01:09:35And there were guys late in the year that really, you know, came to the occasion and helped that final
01:09:40step and final journey.
01:09:41And so they believe that they've got something pretty special in anybody who's been out to practice.
01:09:47And probably one of the cooler anecdotes was Jay Glazer.
01:09:51And I was texting with him, he goes to all of them, he's like, I don't study football fronts, coverages,
01:09:57come on.
01:09:58What I study is the chemistry, the charisma, just the connectedness.
01:10:02And there's very few places like Seattle.
01:10:04And I think that's credit to John Schneider over a couple decades and all the people that are there in
01:10:09the continuity,
01:10:09on top of the human beings that they want on their team and are willing to move on from those
01:10:14that just don't fit that culture.
01:10:16Yeah, John Schneider, I mean, we've broken down plenty on this show as well, but unquestioned, I think, should be
01:10:22considered the best GM right now.
01:10:23All the douch on the moves two years ago, and you see what it led to last season.
01:10:29And then there's the Charbonnet element in this, where you let Charbonnet walk when his stock is high.
01:10:36So you draft Jadarian Price.
01:10:37What have been the early returns on, or excuse me, Kenneth Walker walking.
01:10:41Excuse me, I got my running backs mixed up.
01:10:43But, so Walker out, Charbonnet's still there, but I'm hearing a lot of hype around Jadarian Price thus far.
01:10:50Yeah, that's good.
01:10:51You know what that little slip points to?
01:10:54Just the interchangeability.
01:10:56There you go, buddy, exactly.
01:10:59It's too early for me to say that word, but they're interchangeable, right?
01:11:01The interchangeable parts that have been a part of, like, the whole Shanahan tree forever.
01:11:06And that's where Brian Fleury comes from, from San Francisco.
01:11:10And whether it's Charbonnet, whether it's Jadarian, whether it's Kim Walker,
01:11:13I think there's a belief and a feeling that, actually, what's much more important are the T-bombs in front
01:11:18of them.
01:11:18Moving people, like Bray Zabel and Jalen Sundell and those guys did, yeah, making that thing happen.
01:11:25And Jadarian, he's a unique dude.
01:11:27Like, he has got, like, Hulk Hogan pythons, man.
01:11:30Like, he is absolutely jacked up top.
01:11:33And it's almost, I don't want to say it's, like, totally imbalanced, you know,
01:11:36but the lower half does not look like the upper half, or else he'd be, like, a 255-pound defensive
01:11:42end.
01:11:42So, yeah, he is absolutely stacked up top.
01:11:47He's got these kind of little subtleties.
01:11:49He reminds me of a guy that I was around in Seattle years ago.
01:11:52Play style different, but movement similar, and that's Sean Alexander.
01:11:56You know, I know everybody watched Jeremiah Love last night, and I'm sorry, first carry, you're like, come on now.
01:12:02That's Adrian Peterson.
01:12:03Okay, that's what Dana said.
01:12:05There you go, Dana.
01:12:06Hell yeah, dude.
01:12:07Bro, like, he just moves.
01:12:08I mean, he just moves and explodes like AP.
01:12:12God bless you.
01:12:14And I think Jadarian a little bit more, Jadarian a little bit more like Sean Alexander.
01:12:20Banged up a little bit now.
01:12:21I think they'll have to, you know, with lower body soreness, whatever,
01:12:25because they've worked him and worked him and worked him through the offseason.
01:12:28It'll be a one-two punch, I think, with him and Charbonnet for sure.
01:12:32Brock, I can't thank you enough.
01:12:34I mean, unfortunately we have to go.
01:12:35There's a million things I could ask you about.
01:12:36Taman Williams, Washington, but T's and P's to all the Mariners fans out there, man.
01:12:42That franchise is a constant source of heartache.
01:12:45I'm sorry, dude.
01:12:46Oh, it's been hard.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:47It's been really hard.
01:12:48But you know what?
01:12:49We're going to sweep the Astros this weekend, and we're going to be right back.
01:12:51Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
01:12:53That's right.
01:12:53Doubtful, doubtful.
01:12:54Brock, you heard it.
01:12:55Very doubtful.
01:12:56She's an Astros fan.
01:12:57Co-host of Brock and Salt.
01:12:58Brock, you're the absolute man.
01:13:00Thank you so much.
01:13:00Thanks, Brock.
01:13:01All right, see you guys.
01:13:02Yeah, Brock and Salt, great classic radio show, flagship of the Seahawks.
01:13:06Brock's the absolute man.
01:13:07Coming up next, it's time for TBH with TBH.
01:13:10Yay!
01:13:12I get to do whatever the hell I want.
01:13:20All right, guys.
01:13:21Welcome back.
01:13:22It's time for TBH with TBH.
01:13:44Come listen to one of the more unexpected and self-inflicted stories to be sung.
01:13:49Commander Jaden Daniels has learned news that has stung.
01:13:54His number that to five is gone, despite the fact that he won the Heisman.
01:14:00It cannot be, he tells his mother.
01:14:03This disrespect, it cannot stand.
01:14:05They would never treat Joe Burrow this way in these lands.
01:14:09No one wears his nine, despite the fact it's been half a decade on.
01:14:13And yet, they give five to a freshman All-American.
01:14:17No, this will not stand.
01:14:19They will pay.
01:14:20I will make them give me back their trophy.
01:14:23I will tell them that my name is my own.
01:14:26And I will refuse to let my face be shown.
01:14:30The fans of LSU, upon hearing the news, were perplexed.
01:14:35Did it really matter?
01:14:36Is his ego so fragile to feel so vexed?
01:14:40And thus, the divide did begin to grow.
01:14:44Fans and their heroes turning from friend to foe.
01:14:48Legacy picked apart.
01:14:50Lack of championships highlighted.
01:14:52All because the quarterback's ego felt so slighted.
01:14:56So let this be a lesson to any players, young or old.
01:15:00Never let your hubris command control.
01:15:03Be grateful, be humble, and toe the line.
01:15:07And accept your fate.
01:15:09You will never be number nine.
01:15:13Woo!
01:15:14Yeah, yeah.
01:15:16There you go, guys.
01:15:18Yeah, let's go, team.
01:15:21So, to be honest.
01:15:24Okay, that's very kind.
01:15:25You don't have to do that.
01:15:26You don't have to do that.
01:15:27Sick costume.
01:15:28This is my full wizard costume.
01:15:29This is just a cloak.
01:15:31But, to be honest, my wife had the best take that I heard in this entire Jaden Daniels saga yesterday.
01:15:37Shout out, Caitlin.
01:15:39When she said that, like, because, like, none of these numbers are retired, right?
01:15:43Almost nobody retires.
01:15:44You put people in the ring of honor, but their numbers stay in circulation.
01:15:47Well, Shadour Sanders.
01:15:48That is true.
01:15:49Shadour got his number retired.
01:15:50He retired his number a year after he left.
01:15:51And, like, technically at LSU, Billy Cannon has his number retired.
01:15:54But, like, nine is not retired.
01:15:57But, this is what my wife pointed out.
01:15:59It's like, Joe Burrow is so badass that nobody would even attempt to wear number nine.
01:16:06Yeah.
01:16:06It's a fact.
01:16:07Like, it's like, he set a bar so impossibly high that that number is off limits.
01:16:13Not because you said it's off limits, but because he's that much of a badass.
01:16:17Maybe nine will be retired in Minnesota someday.
01:16:20No.
01:16:20No.
01:16:22I saw a tweet about, you know, like, senior night when Burrow came out with the, like,
01:16:26the EA UX jersey.
01:16:28Like, you know, they're like, oh, they never treated Jaden like this.
01:16:31Well, duh.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:32Duh.
01:16:33I mean, it's, again, again, and see, this is the worst part about this story.
01:16:37Is you end up, like I said, picking apart guys that are great, players that you love,
01:16:42and legacies that should be celebrated.
01:16:44Maybe a little bit of stat padding.
01:16:45Like, Jaden Daniels was incredible.
01:16:47Don't get me wrong.
01:16:47He had third Heisman in school history.
01:16:49That said, they didn't win championships.
01:16:52A year after I left, they gave my number to a walk-on.
01:16:55Yeah, me too.
01:16:56Yeah, me too.
01:16:58Me too.
01:16:58I was dead immediately.
01:16:59Back up, walk-on O-line.
01:17:00I'll say this.
01:17:01If Sam Levitt's a real one, he'll walk into Lane Kiffin's office today and demand nine.
01:17:07No, he'll take 53.
01:17:09Yeah, that'd be sick.
01:17:10That'd be sick.
01:17:10Fair, Bogmer.
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