00:00I thought no one remembered my birthday until the balloons started inflating themselves.
00:06I'm like nice. The only people who remember my birthday are demons, with better social skills
00:11than my friends. The card just said, happy final one. I laughed. Bro, my love life's already on
00:20life support, so what else you trying to end? I cut a slice, except instead of frosting,
00:25there was hair baked inside, long, greasy, and still warm. The cake icing began to melt,
00:32and underneath was raw flesh, twitching like it was still alive. When I cut through the cake deeper,
00:39the knife dragged across something solid and pulled out a tooth baked inside.
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