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00:00Since we last saw you, have you fucked any more dads?
00:03No, and I haven't fucked a dad.
00:05She fucks sons.
00:06Yes, I fuck the sons, and I say, if you play with me, boy, I will fuck your father.
00:10True.
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00:52Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast.
00:54This is Pillow Talk.
00:55I'm your host, Ryan Pownall.
00:56We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark.
00:58And today is a very special episode.
01:01We're joined by two ladies.
01:03We're besties.
01:04They're besties.
01:05They're supermodels.
01:06They're pro cheerleaders.
01:07They're Playboy cover girls.
01:09They're the fucking goats, and they took over the world.
01:12This is Chloe Ture and Jenny Summers.
01:15Woo-hoo!
01:16Welcome to the show, ladies.
01:17She's back.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19Chloe has been on the show, and Jenny was just on our last episode.
01:22Yes.
01:23This is a big episode.
01:24We've got a good job there, right?
01:25Oh, fuck.
01:26We're lucky, guys.
01:27Jeez.
01:28We don't get to have sex with them, but we get to talk.
01:30Yep.
01:30We get to talk about sex with them.
01:32Let's talk about your vaginas.
01:34Woo!
01:34Let's talk about it.
01:35Yes.
01:36I'm not strong.
01:37How are your vaginas doing, ladies?
01:38My vagina's doing amazing.
01:39Okay.
01:40I went to see Jennifer Berman.
01:42She's a doctor here in L.A.
01:43Okay.
01:43When I did this Emcella chair.
01:46When you sit on it, it makes you do 12,000 Kegels, and for those that don't know what
01:51a Kegel is, basically, it's an exercise that you ... I'm doing it right now.
01:55I'm clenching my vagina.
01:56I'm sure you've had sex.
01:57A girl clenches and ...
01:58Yeah.
01:58That's the ...
01:59That poor chair.
02:01It's like ... Yes.
02:02So, this chair, and I was sitting on it wrong.
02:04I'm like, this hurts.
02:05I was dying for a few minutes, and then I figured it out.
02:08So, this is Chloe's vagina.
02:1012,000 Kegels.
02:10It's tight.
02:12Yes.
02:12Love it.
02:13It's like a guy doing push-ups with his penis.
02:15Right?
02:15There you go.
02:16Yeah, kind of vibe.
02:16So, we're ...
02:17Good male Kegel.
02:17Tighten up those muscles.
02:18Wait.
02:18So, you guys both went?
02:19We did.
02:20And how did it go?
02:20Do you feel like it's tighter?
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:22Okay.
02:22I feel great.
02:23Tight and bright, always.
02:24What else does this doctor do to vaginas?
02:28What other things can you do?
02:29Yeah.
02:29She does these ...
02:32I know that she does that on the vaginal area as well.
02:35Some girls do bleaching to help with the pigmentation and everything, laser hair removal, all of it.
02:40What about the big curtains that come out of some vaginas?
02:43Does she fix that?
02:44She was actually talking about that.
02:46She was saying that that actually feels good.
02:49Some men prefer that because it suctions the penis.
02:51I actually had those removed 10 years ago.
02:54Oh, yes.
02:55I found that out recently.
02:56I have no idea.
02:57Labia minora.
02:58Yeah, it's labioplasty.
03:00That's the one.
03:00And you have your labia removed.
03:02You took incision for a vagina.
03:03I did.
03:03I did that in Toronto when I was 18 years old because I'm psycho.
03:06Because the last girl I hooked up with, her vagina kind of looked like the neck of a rooster.
03:11Yes, exactly.
03:12Yes.
03:12I don't mind that.
03:13Honestly.
03:13No, I don't at all.
03:14Well, because when I'm licking ...
03:16Oh, wow.
03:16It's sloppy.
03:17I'm really happy I did it because I have nothing down there and it's super clean and cut.
03:21And obviously, I posed nude for a living for a while.
03:24Pretty much still do.
03:28Quite the living you might be making, eh?
03:29Yes.
03:30But no, I prefer it.
03:32I think it's nicer aesthetically, but to each their own.
03:35I don't judge it.
03:35And now that I've seen more vaginas, I don't think that mine was that bad, but I'm still
03:41happy I did it.
03:41Good for you.
03:42Do you think you've seen more vaginas than Ryan Pownall?
03:45Yeah.
03:45I've been to the Playboy Mansion.
03:46I worked at the Playboy Mansion for six years.
03:48Wait, and what does that mean?
03:48What, there's girls naked all the time?
03:49All the time.
03:50I was painted for every single party while Huff was still alive from the age of 18 to 24.
03:55He hand-selected me to be painted.
03:57That entailed me being naked all day at the Playboy Mansion, watching and getting painted
04:02myself with others.
04:03Actually, we got painted together a few times.
04:05Was that the Halloween party?
04:07Halloween.
04:07And Midsommars.
04:08So, you know, seeing her vagina.
04:10She just walked around like an ice butler, holding ice cubes, being like, all right,
04:14ladies, let's get this hard.
04:15Yeah, you think we have a good job, Darkin.
04:16I've actually, on the side of Playboy, had an ice boy before, because I always want my
04:21nipples to be hard.
04:22Okay.
04:23We shot a few of my pictorials in Kelowna, so I did not need it because it was butt-ass
04:27freezing.
04:27Yeah.
04:28But all the other ones were like Mexico, here, all over the place, even in South Africa
04:32I've shot.
04:33So there, I would need an ice bucket, man.
04:35True that.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Keep that up as hard.
04:36But you have nice nipples, right?
04:38I do.
04:38I've Googled you naked, and I saw them, and I like them.
04:40I thought maybe you saw them, but we're good.
04:42Well.
04:42Did you?
04:43Not yet.
04:43No, not yet.
04:44Let's just say, if you dumped them out now, you wouldn't be the first.
04:46Can you show us a nip?
04:47Okay, I'll show you a nip.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Are we going to cover it?
04:50Let's see.
04:51No, we're going to show up.
04:51Give us one nip.
04:52We'll blur it.
04:53We'll blur it.
04:54Yes!
04:55Those are nice.
04:56Wow.
04:57These are new.
04:57These titties are only two months old, so that's why I was like.
04:59Oh, you did get it.
05:00Yes.
05:01You told us you wanted to last time.
05:02This is my fourth big job.
05:03We were talking about it last time.
05:04Oh, that's right.
05:04Yeah.
05:05My ex-girlfriend wanted to get.
05:06How many cc's are we at now?
05:07So, I ended up going.
05:08They're pretty much the same size.
05:10Okay.
05:10I was going to go smaller.
05:10I didn't.
05:11We actually took some of my own fat and put it around the breast, so they're like super
05:15squishy.
05:16Oh, wow.
05:16Way squishier than they were before.
05:17Jenny, can you give us a little just so we can.
05:19Yeah, they're very natural.
05:21How do they feel?
05:22Beyond incredible.
05:23These are my favorite titties so far, but we're still.
05:25Dark, come here.
05:25It's only been, you know.
05:26Let me feel.
05:27It's about two months now, so like we're still recovering.
05:29Yeah, Dark.
05:30I did chest today.
05:31Yeah.
05:31This is the best out of four, so you know.
05:34Jenny, do you want to switch seats and try that?
05:37Okay.
05:38We tried.
05:39So, you guys must have some fucking stories together.
05:43Yeah.
05:43So, the best story is, or do you want to tell it or should I?
05:46No.
05:46Okay.
05:47So, Jenny and I met in 2015.
05:50We got deported together.
05:52What do you mean deported?
05:53So, we were deported from Indonesia together.
05:55Wow.
05:56That was the beginning of our friendship.
05:58You really bond over.
05:59You think you bond over your threesome.
06:00We really bonded in a jail cell in Indonesia.
06:03You were in jail.
06:03No, it wasn't jail.
06:04It wasn't really jail, but it was kind of like a police station, and they had us all
06:07in like this room, and it was sketchy as fuck, but basically, both of our ex-boyfriends
06:12are idiots and got us deported.
06:14Long story short, we were there with 30 models, 10 photographers, and actually, myself and three
06:21of the other people there were Canadian, right?
06:23And they were talking to the American consulate, and they were like, there's nothing we can do
06:26for you.
06:27So, I had to be like Team Canada's captain.
06:29Like, how the fuck are we getting out of this shit?
06:30But basically, we were deported because we were there doing shoes for Playboy.
06:34We did not know it was a Muslim country.
06:38And this dumb bitch, we're not going to say her name, but she's from fucking Toronto, got
06:42on top of like, it was like a temple, and she was posing nude prerogatively, and she
06:49was disrespecting.
06:50It was like one of those places.
06:51That's how you start a world war.
06:52They had all the offerings, like the flower.
06:54She was stepping on the offerings they had offered to their god.
06:57You know what?
06:57If they sent missiles towards Canada, I wouldn't even be mad.
06:59It was a disaster.
07:00You get off that temple.
07:01Her name's Natasha Marie.
07:03Oh.
07:04Oh.
07:04I don't give a fuck.
07:06You got us deported.
07:07Natasha Marie did that?
07:09Yes, she did.
07:10Get off the temple.
07:11That hoe.
07:12Anyways.
07:12So, yeah.
07:14I bet she doesn't even do Kegels.
07:16Right?
07:17She's loosey-goosey for sure.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Oh.
07:20Wow.
07:21So that was like a long time ago.
07:22It's forgiven.
07:23They said that we're allowed to go back to Indonesia five years later, but I had a girlfriend,
07:27CJ.
07:27CJ Sparks, who you guys need to have on the show as well.
07:30Oh, I know who that is.
07:30The brunette.
07:31Yeah.
07:31She's super hot.
07:32One of our...
07:33Yeah.
07:33I mean, we got deported with all of our friends.
07:34We've been like lifelong friends ever since this experience.
07:36No kidding.
07:36Except for not Natasha.
07:38But anyways.
07:39Or the ex-boyfriends.
07:40Or the ex-boyfriends.
07:41But CJ tried to go back to Indonesia like a year before they had said, I guess it would
07:47have expired in 2020 since we got it.
07:49It was 2015.
07:50They did not let her in.
07:51She spent a day, like 30 hours in custody in the airport and then got a one-way ticket
07:56to Thailand because she's like, fuck this shit.
08:00So I don't know if I'll ever go back.
08:01Yeah.
08:01Well, Bali's nice.
08:03But we both...
08:03Our passports expired and we were like, we kept them because they have the huge deportation
08:08stamp in.
08:09Oh, wait.
08:09And I'm like, this is just...
08:10You have to keep that in memory.
08:11You know what?
08:11That is how you bond.
08:12Absolutely.
08:12Yeah, for sure.
08:13I mean, I've been to 60 countries.
08:15So I hadn't been deported from one.
08:17You want to go pose nude on a temple?
08:19You won't do it.
08:20It wasn't us.
08:21It wasn't us.
08:22Oh, my God.
08:23Okay.
08:23So how did you guys even meet, though?
08:25Is that how?
08:25There.
08:25We met.
08:26Oh, on that trip?
08:27So, yeah.
08:27We had a huge villa.
08:28It was a very organized trip until everything shit hit the fan.
08:31But we were there.
08:31This was organized by Mr. Hefner, of course?
08:34No, he was not there.
08:35But it was for Playboy and Playboy Plus.
08:37Yeah, his corp.
08:37Yeah, yeah.
08:38Yes.
08:38So we...
08:39But it was organized by our ex-boyfriends that are idiots.
08:43But anyways, they're photographers.
08:44Were they young, old, athletic, rich?
08:48He's the oldest guy I've ever dated.
08:50He was 10 years older than me at the time.
08:5125.
08:53What's too old for you right now?
08:55Well, so my...
08:55Like, we're going to get into the dad combo, too, right?
08:57Yes.
08:57So my dad is like a stud.
08:59He's like 51.
09:00Looks like he's 38.
09:01He's tatted.
09:02He's hot.
09:03He's tanned.
09:04He looks at Miami like...
09:05Wait, he's 30.
09:05Did you say 38?
09:06No, he's like 51, but he looks like he's in his mid to late 30s.
09:09And he still pumps every day.
09:10Yeah, like he's stud.
09:13Do you have any sisters?
09:13Is your mom a rocket, too?
09:14She must be.
09:15My mom's a rocket.
09:16My mom was a Versace supermodel.
09:17She's 6'1".
09:18Oh.
09:19Life's for days.
09:19Super hot.
09:20So, yeah.
09:21So your parents are both hot.
09:22You're hot.
09:22It all makes sense.
09:23It's just a lifestyle.
09:24Yes, but they're not from both parents.
09:26I'm the product of a one-night stand.
09:28Oh.
09:29No way.
09:30What have I?
09:30My mom got pumped on a motorcycle, so I hear you, dog.
09:33Pumped and dumped?
09:37We're not talking about crypto, are we?
09:41Fucking crypto.
09:41What about you, Jenny?
09:42Are your parents still together?
09:43Yes.
09:43Oh, that's nice.
09:44And you know what?
09:45It shows.
09:47Hey.
09:48You're a nice woman.
09:48Yeah, but what does that mean about Chloe?
09:50She's a sweet little peach.
09:50Well, my parents are together.
09:52I'm talking shit about myself, too.
09:53You're an asshole.
09:54Yes.
09:55Yeah, I think that it makes you, when you come from a beautiful, happy home and relationship
10:00with your parents, you have that as your example.
10:03That's kind of what Jenny's searching for.
10:05You want your life partner, but when you've seen what I've seen, you kind of accept that
10:10this is how people are.
10:11My dad is the biggest fuckboy I know.
10:13I love him to death.
10:14I love him to death.
10:16And sometimes when I date fuckboys, I'm like, oh, I'm dating my father.
10:19Right.
10:19Has he fucked any girls that you're friends with?
10:21And we're no longer friends.
10:22Oh, girls fuck your dad?
10:25It's happened?
10:25Oh, yeah.
10:26Was it Natasha Murray?
10:27No, she's dead to us.
10:28She's done.
10:29That was, no.
10:30Okay.
10:30She probably wanted to, though.
10:31The girl's third.
10:32Has he hit on you, Jenny?
10:33Her father?
10:33My father has recently hit on Jenny.
10:35Whoa.
10:35Tell us what happened.
10:36No, he was at all, though.
10:38Because she does not know.
10:39My dad is such a sly dog.
10:40He texts me.
10:41He's like, your friend.
10:42She's so beautiful.
10:44She's in Florida.
10:45Asking me all these questions about her.
10:46I'm like, stop.
10:47Yeah.
10:47You stop.
10:48Wow.
10:49You can't be calling my dad Poppy.
10:51I spoke Spanish.
10:52I said hi.
10:53I gave him a hug and sent him with his clothes.
10:55You called him Poppy.
10:56Yep.
10:56Yeah, I did.
10:57Because he speaks Spanish.
10:58So, it's your fault, really.
11:00It's your fault.
11:00But he wasn't, like, sexual.
11:02No, not in her eyes.
11:04Yeah.
11:05My dad's like, it's a home run.
11:06Fuck.
11:09But anyway.
11:10Has your dad ever tried to fuck you, Chloe?
11:11Are you crazy?
11:12Okay.
11:12Too far.
11:13Too far.
11:13I always cross the line.
11:14Let's play Mr. Quickie.
11:16Wow.
11:17I got to follow up that?
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11:46Revert, revert.
11:47Chloe, welcome to your second ever Mr. Quickie segment.
11:52You know why they call me Mr. Quickie, obviously.
11:54Well, not because you know it firsthand, but.
11:56No.
11:57You now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can.
12:01Starting now.
12:02Last time you were on Pillow Talk, you said, and I quote, I'll fuck your dad.
12:06Since we last saw you, have you fucked any more dads?
12:11No, and I haven't fucked a dad.
12:12She fucks sons.
12:14Yes, I fuck the sons, and I say, if you play with me, boy, I will fuck your father.
12:17True.
12:18Okay.
12:19So it's an empty threat.
12:21Okay, sounds good.
12:22It is not.
12:24Looks like you went skiing in Utah recently.
12:26Did you take the chairlift up to take a pic and then get a helicopter to bring you back
12:30down, or can you actually ski?
12:31I can ski.
12:32I'm not the best skier, but I can fuck.
12:34I'm Canadian.
12:35Come on.
12:35No, it's true.
12:36I just had to throw a chirp.
12:37You're really good.
12:37You're fun and cool and hot.
12:39I had to do it.
12:39All right.
12:40Boob token.
12:42Were you and your team at Taboo ahead of the game when you named a blockchain after nice
12:47fucking titties, or was it just luck that NFTs stand for the same thing?
12:50Nice fucking titties.
12:52I love that.
12:53Yes.
12:53Yes, these are some nice fucking titties.
12:55And Taboo, which we both represent, we were ahead of the game.
13:00One more.
13:00Quick, quick, quick.
13:01Mr. Quickie.
13:01If you can guess the color of my underwear, you get a prize.
13:05Hot pink.
13:06Fucking close.
13:07Oh, darn.
13:08I'll give you a prize anyway.
13:09Yay.
13:10Oh, actually, we'll finish with the last one.
13:12Would you rather get a cold sore from Ryan Pownall or watch Ethereum drop 17% in three
13:17days again?
13:17Ethereum, first of all.
13:20And fuck, I don't want a cold sore.
13:22I guess I'm getting the cold sore because of Ethereum, you know?
13:24There's medication for that.
13:25Yeah, yeah.
13:26You just take one pill every day at 9 a.m.
13:28What?
13:29I don't know the rest of you.
13:30I'm just saying.
13:30Like, my heart cannot take watching Ethereum fall any fucking further.
13:35Oh, I'm broke.
13:36Bro.
13:36I got a broke six.
13:37But I have a ton of fucking eight fucking NFTs.
13:41I'm going to need Jenny to pay my phone bill soon.
13:43It's a sale.
13:44Wow.
13:44And, you know, it wouldn't be her first time.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Because she dates young, just like Chloe dates young.
13:49Let's talk about that.
13:50I don't date young.
13:51I fuck young.
13:52Let's get this straight.
13:53Oh.
13:54Yeah.
13:54I'm not dating anyone younger.
13:55What if they start getting, like, lovey-dovey with you?
13:58Do you just be like, no, no, no.
13:59This is fucking only.
13:59Okay.
14:00Cut.
14:00Do you tell them at the start, hey, we're just fucking?
14:03Yeah.
14:03I mean, I guess I'm kind of a fuckboy as well, but, you know.
14:06Fuck girl.
14:07Fuck girl.
14:07When's the last time either of you have had sex?
14:12Yesterday.
14:13You both did yesterday?
14:14No, just me.
14:14Okay.
14:15What about you, Jenny?
14:17It's been a little bit.
14:18Oh.
14:18I'm not just there.
14:19No, that's okay.
14:20It's okay, baby.
14:21When's the last time you had an orgasm then?
14:23That's a good question.
14:24Not yesterday.
14:26No, she definitely.
14:27You can have those every day.
14:28Yeah.
14:29You know, girls fuck themselves more than guys.
14:31Apparently.
14:32Like, you're good for one or twice a day, right?
14:34Ryan takes five ends and jerks off seven times a day.
14:36Wow.
14:37Four.
14:37That's a vibe.
14:38He treats it as a thing to do on his to-do list.
14:40Oh, jerk off number four.
14:41Okay, yeah.
14:41Gotta get this out of it.
14:42You know.
14:43Gotta bang this out.
14:44Back to the kids, though.
14:46The children.
14:46The children.
14:47Yes.
14:47The youth of tomorrow.
14:48Okay, the guy you fucked yesterday.
14:50How old is he?
14:51That's none of your business.
14:52Come on.
14:52No, he was not so young.
14:54He wasn't so young.
14:55Over or under 30?
14:56Over 30.
14:57Oh.
14:57Yeah, we're good.
14:58He's a man.
14:59Yeah, exactly.
14:59Okay, that's good.
15:00Yeah, we're good.
15:00I'm over 30 and I am a child.
15:03What's your youngest, Chloe?
15:05Your record?
15:06Um, I was 21 and he was 17.
15:12Is that legal?
15:13No.
15:15But we were not in North America.
15:17And that was the first time she went to jail.
15:18It was international waters.
15:21It was very international.
15:23You could not get supported from that person.
15:24No, I could not get supported.
15:25I was good.
15:26Very good.
15:26Natasha Murray fucks 13-year-olds in those waters.
15:29Fuck, we hate her.
15:30Only one to get kicked out of a notion.
15:33Okay, moving on.
15:34How's crypto going, Chloe?
15:36Awful.
15:36It's in the shitter.
15:37I'm sad.
15:38But you know what?
15:39It's going to come back.
15:40It's going to come back.
15:41Yes.
15:42I believe in crypto, but yeah, I've been focusing on my NFT game recently.
15:46Yeah.
15:46So, yeah.
15:47You know how many people, by the way, ask me every day, hey, can you ask Chloe to promote?
15:51Do you get asked every 10 minutes to promote crypto shit?
15:53Yes, yes, yes.
15:54And what?
15:55You say no now?
15:56You're kind of over it?
15:56Yeah, like I don't want to promote things that I'm not actually invested in because like
16:00I've had-
16:00Because people use you to promote it.
16:02It makes you look bad.
16:02And then so many fucking rug pulls that I, like, I'd like to put this on the record.
16:07I've never knowingly promoted a rug pull.
16:09Never.
16:10But obviously, and I always write, not financial advice, I write that it's an ad.
16:14I have been paid to promote crypto, but when I am paid, I take half of my payment in
16:20that crypto.
16:21So, I'm also losing money because I always, I don't want to promote shit that I'm not.
16:24I can't show you my wallet and say, hey, I'm holding this much taboo.
16:27No way to do it.
16:27Hey, I'm holding this much whatever fucking shit coin it is.
16:30Yeah.
16:30So, if it rugs, I'm losing money too.
16:32That's how I tried to protect myself, but I still got fucking, some stupid fucking YouTuber
16:37made a video saying I was like scamming.
16:39Who?
16:40I don't even know his name.
16:41It got a lot of views though, but it was like the crypto queen is scamming people.
16:46So, I kind of like took a step back with promoting coins.
16:49But yeah, I would love to say that like, fuck, I don't promote shit.
16:52I look at the white paper.
16:53I do my research.
16:54And you know what?
16:54You're so fucking rich.
16:55It's not like you need a couple bucks to promote something.
16:58No, and I don't accept anything.
16:59You're paying me like five, you know, there's at least five zeros.
17:02On the number one, you're paying me to promote.
17:03Because you're rich as shit, right, Chloe?
17:05I mean...
17:07Would you show us your checkings account?
17:11No.
17:12Maybe.
17:13No, it's your Ethereum account.
17:15And it's done.
17:15I don't need to show you shit except for my wrists.
17:17Yes, yes.
17:18Look at the flick of the wrist.
17:20Look at the flick of the wrist.
17:20Yeah, very rich.
17:21I'm broke.
17:24What's most of your income right now?
17:26What's like the majority?
17:28Is it OnlyFans?
17:28It's going to be OnlyFans.
17:29Yeah, like I mean, you always have to have like multiple streams of income.
17:32I always have like five or more.
17:34So, yeah.
17:35You have to.
17:35I have definitely have five or more.
17:36Jenny's going to make that fucking bank on OnlyFans.
17:38I've taken Jenny under my wing.
17:41So, we're going to help her like get on her.
17:43Get on that horse.
17:44I can't wait to see some nude yoga.
17:46A little downward dog action.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47She'll be so good.
17:48Yeah, for sure.
17:49That's nice.
17:49I saw you and Cassandra do it.
17:51Yes.
17:51What kind of content are we talking about?
17:53Well, that's her thing.
17:54She does nude yoga classes.
17:55I do nude yoga.
17:56And she has all these beautiful women in the class naked with her.
17:58It's really cool.
17:59Oh, wow.
17:59It's a vibe.
18:00I'm not like...
18:00I'm not...
18:01You're not sticking things in your vagina?
18:03No, no, no, no, no.
18:03No, she's classy.
18:04For the longest time, like we both actually only ever posed nude for Playboy.
18:08Playboy is like a very classy brand that I've respected my whole life.
18:11And like I've looked up to it.
18:12So, when I decided to do OnlyFans, I was like, I want to keep it at the level.
18:16You know what I mean?
18:17I'm a professional model.
18:18I'm not going to be fucking jerking off with a vibrator.
18:20If you want that shit, go find that shit.
18:22But it's not going to be me.
18:22That's a girl I slept with.
18:23If I'm wet, a lot, find less.
18:25The girl I slept with on Tuesday.
18:27Artistic nude.
18:27Yeah.
18:28I think the female body is like the most beautiful thing in the world.
18:31I actually, like I think I said last time, I'm a nude.
18:34I wear clothes to make other people feel comfortable because I would be naked all the time.
18:38Really?
18:38I love my body naked.
18:40Do you want to finish this interview naked and we'll blur it out?
18:43Totally cool with that.
18:44It's actually too cold.
18:45And it's nippy.
18:46Yeah, it's nippy.
18:47But no, I really like when we're in Tulum and we're wherever, like I'm somewhere hot and
18:52I'm feeling it.
18:53Like I don't want to wear a bikini.
18:54That shit's like on me.
18:55Oh, on the beach, you're naked?
18:57I'll be naked on the beach all the time.
18:58I'm European.
18:59Like my vibe, like I'm in Europe, even like I'm always topless.
19:02Your dad for sure whips his big dick out on the beach too.
19:04Ew.
19:05No.
19:05Have you seen that thing recently?
19:07Stop.
19:08We're just, we're, no, too far.
19:11I want nothing to do with that.
19:14What are you, Jenny?
19:14You like being naked?
19:15She loves being naked.
19:16I do.
19:16I'm not a nudist.
19:17I am.
19:18But I do.
19:19I'm very comfortable.
19:20I'll rip her clothes off though.
19:21Yeah.
19:22I'm more, I'm not a nudist per se, but I like jerking off all over the place.
19:26And I don't like seeing, I'm straight, but I like, I don't like seeing a guy naked.
19:30I'd rather see Jenny naked.
19:32You know what I mean?
19:33Like who would, yeah.
19:34Like I would rather.
19:34That's why I don't understand, you know, how people, how girls like guys and how guys like
19:38guys.
19:38I mean, we're fucking disgusting.
19:40What the hell is this?
19:41What's so fun about this?
19:42Look at you.
19:43Like Kush.
19:44You're a girl.
19:44You're straight.
19:45You really want to fuck us instead of them?
19:47That's weird.
19:48No, fuck no.
19:49Of course not.
19:50For sure.
19:51Like Zach, you're a fuck them than us.
19:53Dirk can get it.
19:57I knew you liked him more than me.
19:59Jesus Christ.
20:00I fit the dad husk bod look for you, eh, Zach?
20:02You nail every, check every box.
20:04Okay, Chloe, tell us some dirt on Jenny.
20:06Let's go.
20:06Let's fire it up.
20:07I mean, I told you some dirt on Jenny.
20:09Okay, let's get some dirt on Chloe.
20:11Let's get some dirt on Chloe.
20:12Yeah, let's talk about the horoscopes.
20:13So recently.
20:14Oh, yes.
20:14Yes, I saw this meme.
20:15Yeah.
20:16You said whore.
20:18Whore-scope.
20:19Wow.
20:19Is that on purpose?
20:20Yeah, maybe.
20:21Okay.
20:22So basically, I saw this meme and it was just like, if you've fucked like every single horoscope,
20:27you're like on a whole other level.
20:28And I was like, shit.
20:29I was like, I need to do this for some research to see like what guys I usually date and see
20:34if there's like more of a certain, you know, thing.
20:36So I will find my little list.
20:39And for the longest time, it was like 11 out of 12.
20:41And then I found my 12th one.
20:42I was like, damn.
20:43I felt like Thanos.
20:43You don't think I'm doing this when I get home.
20:44And with like all the rings.
20:46I'm like, fuck.
20:46I fucked every fucking horoscope.
20:48Hey, was there one horoscope that you found you were fucking more than others?
20:51Yes, I did.
20:51So let me tell you my research.
20:53Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:54So Aquarius.
20:55Are we talking dating or just sex?
20:57First of all, tell us who you are.
20:58Okay.
20:58So I'm a Taurus.
20:59I'm the bull.
20:59Yep.
21:00And I have definitely fucked every horoscope.
21:03And Jenny, what are you, by the way?
21:04I'm a Pisces.
21:05Pisces.
21:05The water sign.
21:06What a pretty little girl.
21:07We love Jenny.
21:08Yeah.
21:08So yeah.
21:09So my most are Aquarius and Cancer.
21:13So Aquarius.
21:14Baby girl.
21:15Yeah.
21:16He's a Cancer.
21:16What's your sign?
21:16Cancer.
21:17Fucking emotional ass bitch.
21:19You want to fuck my emotional ass, don't you?
21:23You want me to cry on top?
21:26Baby girl.
21:28Yeah.
21:28So there we go with that.
21:30But yeah.
21:30So my most are literally Cancer and Aquarius.
21:33And I feel like Aquariuses are just fuck boys.
21:34What was the one that you took so long to bang?
21:37What was the last one?
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:39I couldn't find a Sag.
21:40Okay.
21:41And then I figured it out.
21:42Why?
21:42Why is that?
21:43What's wrong with Sag?
21:44Nothing.
21:45It's a December baby.
21:46I just feel like, I don't know.
21:47I am like, it's the spring and summer.
21:48They have shitty birthdays.
21:50It's cold out.
21:50Yeah.
21:50It's like close to Christmas.
21:51You want to share it with Rudolph?
21:53Rudolph.
21:53They go back into COVID lockdowns every year.
21:54I always would say like it was really shitty for the kids like growing up who had,
21:58Christmas birthdays because like, fuck.
22:00Like, fuck.
22:00You want your birthday to be far away from Christmas so you get double the presents.
22:04Yes.
22:04Yes.
22:05When's your birthday, Chloe?
22:06I'm May 7th, 93.
22:08Oh, it's coming up.
22:08Yes.
22:09Kind of.
22:09Don't say that.
22:10Fuck.
22:10Okay.
22:11It's January.
22:13Wait, how old are we turning together?
22:14We don't want to talk.
22:1429.
22:14I don't care.
22:15What are you?
22:15I'm turning 29.
22:16Oh, you're a 93?
22:17Yeah.
22:18Oh.
22:18How old are you?
22:19I'm a 29.
22:20You're a 29?
22:21Yeah.
22:21What?
22:22I thought you were older.
22:23You're a 29.
22:2492.
22:24Okay.
22:25I'm older than you, Chloe?
22:26Yeah.
22:26You're older than me.
22:27I've been around the block, though.
22:28You just have so much life experience.
22:29Yes.
22:30Yes.
22:30So, you know, living in Toronto.
22:32You've lived it.
22:33He looks like he's lived it.
22:34Yeah.
22:34You look like you've lived it.
22:35No, that's nice.
22:36When I lived in Toronto, like.
22:38You rubbed your leg.
22:39Yeah.
22:39You old fucking looking bitch.
22:42You little emotional old looking bastard.
22:44Yeah.
22:44I got the Benjamin Button effect.
22:46Okay.
22:46There we go.
22:47There we go.
22:47When I have sex, I like to do it high.
22:50And my favorite way to get high is with Miss Jones.
22:52They have edibles, they have weed, pre-rolls, you name it.
22:56This right here is an infused drink.
22:58You drink it, you get high.
22:59Imagine that.
23:00We love Miss Jones.
23:01The owner Terry is our fucking boy.
23:02Austin Anshus, let's go, baby girl.
23:05Yeah, I worked at a tanning salon, which was Bellartan.
23:10Now it's a beauty bar.
23:11It's in Toronto.
23:11You know what?
23:11That's where bottle service girls go for training.
23:15Yeah, when they're 16 and hot, but they can't work at a club yet, they work at a tanning
23:19salon.
23:19Okay.
23:19So I worked at the tanning salon, you know.
23:21And then the owner owned a nightclub.
23:23And so I used to like go to the nightclub at like 16, 17, whatever.
23:27In Toronto?
23:28In Toronto, yeah.
23:29So when I was like 16, 17, I looked 19.
23:31And I've just always like, I've, you know, moved to Mexico when I was 18.
23:35I was on permanent spring break for 10 months.
23:38I was just like a whole show.
23:39So I've lived many lives.
23:41She has.
23:42You dated old guys.
23:43You dated young guys.
23:44I never dated old.
23:45Oh, really?
23:46No, like the oldest I dated was 10 years older than me.
23:48Okay.
23:48And yeah.
23:50No.
23:51And not that you look old at all, because you don't.
23:53Yeah.
23:53You look like a young and little, perfect little 21 year old.
23:55But people assume you're a little older just because of your experience.
23:58Yeah.
23:59Yeah.
23:59For sure.
23:59I've been to 16.
24:00You know, Jenny.
24:00Traveled the world.
24:01I can't tell if Jenny's 16 or 40.
24:03I have no idea.
24:04And I'm not saying you look 40.
24:05I'm just saying I have no clue what your age is.
24:06Yeah.
24:07She's beautiful.
24:08Yeah.
24:08She's perfect.
24:10Okay.
24:10We're getting close to the end.
24:12We need to get some fucking good shit out of you girls here.
24:14Okay.
24:14So you want some dirt.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Give us some good shit.
24:18Dirty.
24:19Dirty.
24:19Dirty shit.
24:20Filth.
24:20Filth.
24:21It's been a good episode so far, by the way.
24:23It's been a very good show so far.
24:25Too dirty to clean my act up.
24:25Oh.
24:26Plug Christina Aguilera dirty.
24:28That's one of my faves.
24:29True.
24:29I used to jerk off to that one.
24:30Really?
24:30Yeah.
24:31I think I did that for like a, what's it called?
24:35It was not high school.
24:36It was like middle school.
24:37What were the talent shows?
24:38And I did the, I got in trouble.
24:39You were born to be in Playboy.
24:40The dirty dance.
24:42Oh, I actually, talking about high school, I was telling Jenny recently, I went to like
24:46all girls, basically Catholic school.
24:48We had like the kilts, the whole nine.
24:49I ran a business out of my locker, sewing girls' skirts shorter.
24:53Wow.
24:54No way.
24:54Yes.
24:55Wow.
24:55I took fashion or whatever it was, sewing class, just to learn how to sew so I could like
24:59make hoes out of the Catholic school girls.
25:02It's a lifestyle.
25:03And it was an all girls school?
25:04So, I say all girls because it was a art school and you had to audition to get in, so
25:10most of the guys that went there were gay.
25:11Like they were in dance with us or what have you.
25:13There was some guys that weren't, but like they probably came out now.
25:16I would have played the role.
25:17I would have pretended to be gay and like I could draw and I would have been getting my
25:21first boners in grade six because of you.
25:23Wow.
25:23Yes.
25:23Yeah.
25:24I got a half of you right now.
25:25How about you?
25:25Are there male teachers there too?
25:28Oh, have you ever fucked a teacher?
25:30No.
25:30Have you?
25:31A teacher.
25:32That's exactly where I was going with that, Ryan.
25:32No, no.
25:33Well done.
25:33A teacher.
25:34What about a prof?
25:35A professor?
25:36Yeah.
25:37Like a college professor.
25:37Well, actually, yeah, I feel like one guy that I hooked up with like taught a class
25:42at Yale or something like, but he was like a-
25:44No, but I'm talking about like your math teacher in high school.
25:46Oh, fuck no.
25:47Like after you graduate though?
25:48Absolutely not.
25:49No, it's not appealing for me.
25:51No way.
25:52Like we're both very into athletes.
25:53I'm like, I'm trying to put, I'm putting the gas on that because-
25:56I feel like you're into hockey right now.
25:58You're going around for games.
25:59I go to, I always go to hockey games.
26:01Yeah.
26:01I always fuck hockey players, but they're like losers, you know?
26:04Yeah.
26:04Well, no, they're good.
26:05They're good guys.
26:06No, they're not.
26:07Hey, can you girls together, can you rank which athletes are the most fuckable to least
26:14with the five major sports?
26:15Are we like sisters?
26:17Like what is it called when you're like, we've had sex in the same way?
26:20Eskimos sisters.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Oh, yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:23I'm trying to think.
26:24Is there any guy out there that's just like tapping themselves on the back watching this
26:27episode right now?
26:28Because Jenny?
26:28Like I did both of them.
26:29Yeah.
26:29I'm wondering.
26:30I feel like, well, the thing is, is that a lot of guys, like we're, we're both blonde.
26:35We both have like similar playboy look, like sexy, whatever.
26:39Like I feel like a lot of the guys that DM me, DM Jenny, I don't think they get that
26:42far.
26:43Yeah.
26:43Jenny like has a different type than me, which is good.
26:45You know, like we have the same taste in food, but different tastes in men and same
26:50taste in liquor because we love tequila.
26:52But yeah, I'd say like Jenny loves more like the Latinos.
26:56She's into more of like the soccer players.
26:57Whereas like I love my Canadian fucking hockey players.
27:01Have you had sex with Austin Matthews?
27:05Who?
27:05Who's that?
27:07Who's that?
27:08You know what?
27:08He's, he's the king.
27:09Bueller.
27:10Yeah.
27:11Bueller.
27:11Is this thing on you?
27:12Okay.
27:12So, uh, first would be soccer for Jenny.
27:15Mm-hmm.
27:15Hockey for Chloe.
27:16Yeah.
27:16I'm more into basketball.
27:18NBA number two, right?
27:20Yeah.
27:20NBA number two for sure.
27:21For both of you?
27:21But no, she's NFL.
27:23Hockey before NFL.
27:24Oh yeah?
27:24Today?
27:25Yeah.
27:25Okay.
27:26Okay.
27:26Really?
27:27Yeah.
27:27I mean, I was, I really haven't been into any-
27:29Well, hockey boys, eh?
27:30I really should have worked on my slap shot as a kid.
27:32I can't skate backwards.
27:33You should have, for sure.
27:34Okay, and then number three, how about UFC fighters?
27:37We like them or no?
27:37No.
27:38No.
27:38I've never been in charge.
27:39Boxers, UFC fighters, no.
27:40Why are you afraid to get beat up?
27:42Yeah.
27:42Well, they do beat the shit out of their wives a lot.
27:44Yeah.
27:44It's happened.
27:45So do athletes, actually.
27:46A lot of athletes do it.
27:48They have a lot of testosterone.
27:49Yeah.
27:49Too much.
27:50Yeah.
27:51No much.
27:51And then what's like the sport that girls are like, get out of here, bro?
27:54I mean, do men play volleyball?
27:59Yeah, we thought that was a doubles women's game only.
28:00Whatever the broke ones are, right?
28:01Right, yeah.
28:01Like lacrosse players.
28:02Lacrosse, yeah.
28:03No, so many.
28:04What is that sport in Australia?
28:06I feel like they're all DMing me.
28:07Cricket.
28:08Is it cricket?
28:09No, no, no.
28:09It's rugby.
28:10Rugby.
28:10Rugby.
28:10And I'm like, bruh, you, no, you can't afford me, sweethearts.
28:16Hey, do we have any billionaires on the roster right now?
28:18Always.
28:19Really?
28:19Yes.
28:19With a B?
28:20B.
28:20Capital B?
28:21Okay, and how does that work?
28:24Like, you have to have sex.
28:26Isn't it a immediate NDA or?
28:27Yeah.
28:28Yeah, how does all that work?
28:29Tell us about, like, having a billionaire on the roster and you're not even dating them.
28:33Yeah, like, I'm very, like, it's very hard to fuck me unless I already have decided that
28:37we're just going to have sex.
28:38So, like, I'm either, you know what I mean?
28:40Because, like, if you're dating, I would date to marry a billionaire.
28:43Right.
28:43You know what I mean?
28:43But I actually don't want to, I think I said this last time, but I don't want to be with
28:46a billionaire because then it's his.
28:48I want to be with a guy that's, like, making millions and, like, I'm going to help him, like,
28:52make billions.
28:53You know what I mean?
28:53Right, right, right.
28:54Power couple shit.
28:54That's, like, the end game.
28:55No, it's just, okay.
28:56Because when you're, I don't like dating billionaires, per se, like, dating them because they're so
29:00controlling.
29:01They want you to either probably stop your OnlyFans, stop your Instagram.
29:05Like, they have so much money they don't know what to do with it, so they're willing to
29:08just, like, throw it and it just gets, like, the power moves, you know?
29:11And I cannot be controlled.
29:13They're kind of weird, aren't they?
29:14Don't you fuck?
29:14Oh, yeah, and then fetishes.
29:15I feel like the more money that men have, the more fucking freaky weirdo.
29:18Because they can get everything they want.
29:20They want to thrill.
29:21Yeah, they have.
29:22Chase your next high.
29:23That's why I want to try Austin.
29:24So, you don't want to be another Ferrari in the garage.
29:26No, I'm not a trophy wife.
29:27I've worked my whole life.
29:28I will continue to work, but obviously, like, I want to be with someone who's also successful
29:33and it's different than, like, I'm not, like, seeking you out.
29:36Like, if you're a billionaire, I'm going to date you.
29:37I'm just saying, like, you know, I have very successful men on my roster at all times.
29:41I'm a very successful woman.
29:43I know I'm the whole package, so I'm looking for men with the whole package, too.
29:45Coincidence?
29:45I think not.
29:46Wow.
29:47Chloe, too, right?
29:48Good for you, babe.
29:49Yeah.
29:49And Jenny, you're just building the roster.
29:51We're building it.
29:51She's scouting right now.
29:52She's going to games.
29:53She's going, yeah, you didn't play well tonight.
29:55No, we can't do this.
29:56Yeah, she's always gone.
29:57My mom says I used to watch SportsCenter like it was the shopping channel.
30:03I'd be like.
30:05I genuinely love the sport.
30:06I'm like, write down number eight on.
30:10The blue team.
30:12Yeah, I know, but that's all in my past, honestly, because, like, fuck.
30:15Athletes are just fuckboys.
30:17They're great for having sex.
30:17What about, like, actors and stuff?
30:19No.
30:20Oh, no?
30:21I don't.
30:21Why not actors?
30:22Or rappers.
30:23No, God.
30:24Wait, wait, why not?
30:24If I wanted rappers, my DMs are all Atlanta.
30:28Are they the easiest to fuck, the rappers?
30:30Oh, come on, yeah.
30:30Especially, like.
30:31But why not actors?
30:32I want to know why not.
30:33Yeah, actors are cool.
30:35I don't think I want a guy that, like, maybe if he was an actor that's not too into social
30:39media, I don't think I would want to be with a guy that's, like, super into social media
30:43because, like, I am and stuff, and I would not, I wouldn't find that very attractive, like,
30:46actors that are, like, DMing all these girls and taking selfies.
30:50Like, I don't know.
30:51Or, like, yeah, I saw this really hot guy, but he was going into, like, a med spa that
30:54I go to, and I'm like, you're not as hot anymore, you know?
30:56I feel like actors talk to themselves now in the mirror.
30:59Yeah.
31:00Yeah.
31:00Yeah, they have to do facial.
31:01We were rehearsing lines last night, and I was, like, I found myself being, like, oh,
31:04my God, I feel like I'm talking to myself walking down the street alone.
31:07This is weird.
31:08I get it.
31:09They probably do weird shit.
31:11I mean, L.A. date.
31:12Don't come to L.A. to date.
31:14Come here to fucking grinds and make your career, but L.A. is, like, the worst place to
31:18date.
31:18Okay, so to guys watching, you beautiful girls, what's the best advice for a guy to get with
31:24a girl like you or date a girl like you?
31:26It's so fucking hard.
31:29It's a fucking, it's worth it, but it's going to be, it's a fucking struggle.
31:32It's a game.
31:33I don't like being approached.
31:34Work on yourself.
31:35Yeah, work on yourself.
31:36Get your shit together, and then, like, be at the right place at the right time, and
31:40maybe I'll have a shot.
31:41So buy a lottery ticket.
31:42Yeah.
31:45Ladies and gentlemen, what an episode.
31:48We have 30 minutes already.
31:49That went by fast.
31:50We could talk forever.
31:51We really could.
31:51Chloe makes our job so easy, eh?
31:52Jenny Summers, the sweetest human in the world.
31:54Yay.
31:54Yes.
31:55Chloe needs her own podcast.
31:56Yes, she really does.
31:57You really do.
31:57Yeah.
31:58Okay.
31:59Ladies and gentlemen, oh, Chloe Touré, at Chloe, at Chloe, we don't know how you got that
32:03name.
32:04Impressive.
32:04K-H-L-O-E.
32:06Then at Jenny Summers, J-E-N-I Summers.
32:09Yes.
32:10Two besties.
32:10Hotest goes ever.
32:11Great.
32:12Love them.
32:12I'm your host, Ryan Poundl.
32:14That was Mr. Quickie.
32:15I will see you next Tuesday.
32:16You cunts.
32:18Oh, that was fun.
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