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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Talk!
00:09I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies.
00:11Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your favorite podcast.
00:16This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pownall.
00:18And today, we have the hottest girl to ever come out of Canada in the history of the world.
00:21Her name is Chloe Touré, at Chloe with a K.
00:24The hottest Chloe with a K I've ever seen in my life.
00:27Not that there's any big, stiff competition out there.
00:30This is Chloe. Welcome to the show.
00:31Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
00:33Chloe, how are you so hot?
00:35A lot of plastic surgery. No, I'm kidding.
00:39Oh, and there it goes.
00:40There we go.
00:42Can you hear us now? Can you hear us?
00:44Chloe, so how are you so fucking hot? You're the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
00:47Aw, thank you. I mean, it takes a lot. It takes a village.
00:50I definitely spend a lot of time at salons and spas and getting all my shit done, working out, eating right.
00:56Yeah.
00:56True that. Most girls, Chloe, are catfishes.
01:00Oh.
01:00And you, when I met you the other night, I was like, oh, shit.
01:04I was like, hey, boys, look at her.
01:05She looks better than her Instagram, and her Instagram's already the goat.
01:08So how do you feel about this thing?
01:10You probably get that a lot, that you're not a catfish.
01:12Yes, I do.
01:13It's crazy how much people, like, do body dysformia just from editing their photos.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I know girls that take edited photos of themselves into, like, a plastic surgeon and are like, I want to look like my pics.
01:25Right.
01:26Oh, yeah.
01:26Yeah, I've seen it all.
01:27That's a thing.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:28People probably say, I want to look like Chloe, and they go to their plastic surgeon.
01:31That probably happens, too.
01:32Maybe.
01:33You're right.
01:33Okay, so how many cc's in those breasts?
01:37Oh, the boob job story is a very interesting story.
01:40So, first I went too little.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Then I went too big, and now I'm just right.
01:44What do you mean too big?
01:45They were bigger than this?
01:45Oh, yeah.
01:46How big?
01:47They were 600 cc's.
01:48Oh.
01:49Oh, my fucking God.
01:51And at the time, I was super skinny, so it was like tits on a stick.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:55But, yeah, I say I'm like, who is it?
01:57Little Bo Peep?
01:58Or what is it with the bear?
02:00Goldilocks.
02:00Goldilocks.
02:01I was Goldilocks, because first I went too little, then I went too big, and now I'm just
02:04right.
02:05Okay, yeah, those look perfect.
02:07Those look very nice.
02:08These are like 450s, 475s.
02:09That's really.
02:10Works for me.
02:11My ex just messaged me saying, hey, should I get my tits done?
02:14The answer is yes.
02:15She says 450 cc.
02:16She's like, I think I should go this big.
02:19And I was like, most women get them and say they didn't go big enough.
02:21Exactly.
02:22I know.
02:22My girlfriend just got her breasts done, and it's like, wow, they went too small.
02:26Because, you know, you want to be conservative with it until you have them, and you're
02:29like, I just spent all this money, and my tits aren't even that much bigger.
02:31You might as well get fucking balloons, right?
02:33Yes.
02:34And we know a lot of good.
02:34Do you know Amber Emery, our girl?
02:36Yes.
02:36So she's done it four times, and now they're probably like tits on a stick like you had.
02:41Yeah, exactly.
02:42She hates you?
02:42No, beats me, because I've had three surgery, three boob jobs.
02:45Okay, so Chloe, you're now a crypto girl.
02:48Yes.
02:49Is that because so many guys just want to pump and dump you all the time?
02:52Oh my gosh.
02:54That's irrelevant.
02:55Because that's what I want to do.
02:56I mean, you know, I would.
02:57And dump me.
02:57No, I would stay.
02:58Believe me, they always come back.
03:00I have never had a man not come back.
03:02I'll say that.
03:02No, I would stay on a fucking leash like the two little dogs are.
03:05Exactly.
03:06Yeah.
03:06Pull me around like a little white dog.
03:08What's up?
03:08Yes.
03:09So no, actually, I got into crypto during COVID.
03:12I feel like everyone came out of COVID.
03:13Well, a lot of people came out of COVID with a new skill.
03:15I was super bored.
03:16Got interested in stocks, investing in things I use every day, and then randomly stumbled across
03:22Elon Musk and Dogecoin on Twitter, and then was like, fuck it.
03:26I'll just invest like a thousand bucks.
03:27Long story short, a year later, I turned $1,000 into 60 grand.
03:31I'm like, okay, crypto.
03:32Yeah, true that.
03:33You have all my attention.
03:35Yes.
03:35I'm like, yes.
03:35So this is what I'm doing now.
03:37But no, I love it.
03:37I'm, I mean, I'm all in on Ethereum.
03:40There's so many.
03:40I could talk about crypto.
03:41I'm an Ethereum guy.
03:41Oh yeah.
03:42I love Ethereum.
03:43It's Canadian.
03:43Really?
03:43I know that.
03:45It's from Toronto.
03:45What?
03:46Now I'm even more all in on it.
03:47Yeah.
03:48I mean, for me, I obviously work with a lot of different alternative coins and the NFT
03:52space is super exciting for models as well because print is dead.
03:56And we've known this for so long.
03:58And I feel like NFTs and owning your own work and art is going to be the future for modeling
04:03as well.
04:03True that.
04:04Wow.
04:05Yeah.
04:05You can sell it, selling your image and stuff.
04:07You know, everyone gives it away for free on all these different platforms.
04:10True.
04:10So now you can actually own your likeness.
04:12So have you sold an NFT?
04:13Yes, I have.
04:14Of like, yes.
04:15Of your 450 CCs?
04:16Oh yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Topless NFTs for the win.
04:18No way.
04:18Check out Taboo.
04:19That was a plug.
04:20Oh my God.
04:21True that.
04:23Oh, so your OnlyFans and NFT crypto world has all come together.
04:26It is.
04:27So I'm actually very new on OnlyFans.
04:29Shockingly, I know.
04:30I did Playboy and I was very like, for so long, I was like, no, I've only posed nude
04:34for Playboy, da, da, da, da, da.
04:35And then during COVID, I was just like, fuck it.
04:37All my girlfriends are making over a hundred grand a month.
04:39This is stupid.
04:40Oh my God.
04:41Why do I have loyalty to Playboy?
04:43How much are you making a month?
04:44I'm not telling you how much I'm making a month.
04:46Is it a lot of money?
04:47I'm making a lot of money.
04:51Like you're fucking killing it, right?
04:52Yes.
04:53Okay.
04:53And you have all these followers on Instagram.
04:55More than many big celebrities have been in TVs.
04:5790% male.
05:00Shocking, eh?
05:00True that.
05:01That's weird.
05:03And then 10% lesbian.
05:04Let's be honest.
05:06I'm a follower boy, so you'll toss to follow quick.
05:08You should have seen.
05:09When you left the room, Chloe, when you came in and said hi, and you were like, this
05:11is my ugly outfit.
05:13Every guy here at Darkstar, we're a fucking hyena.
05:15I was like, chill the fuck out, guys.
05:17What's going to be your hot outfit?
05:17She's not going to want to answer any questions.
05:19So what kind of stuff can we see on your OnlyFans?
05:21Do you have stunt cocks?
05:22Like what's going on in there?
05:23Oh, no, no, no.
05:24Actually, I really, I do nude yoga.
05:27So, and I'm definitely the most flexible person you know.
05:30Steven.
05:31Really?
05:32Follow her on OnlyFans for my phone, please.
05:34Keep going.
05:35So, yeah, I'm super flexible and I, you know, I make it artistic.
05:39I'm not trying to like be on there like hoochie mama shit.
05:41You're not going to get that with me.
05:42Follow a few of my girlfriends that are porn stars.
05:44Go ahead.
05:45But mine, I'm trying to make it more artistic.
05:47Something that I like the image is, I'm a brand, you know what I mean?
05:50And I really respect like myself and my body and I love it.
05:53I love being nude.
05:54I'm a nudist.
05:55I hate wearing clothes.
05:56I wear clothes to make other people feel comfortable.
05:58I see.
05:59So.
05:59I would feel pretty comfortable.
06:01I don't know if you took your top off.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:05Oh.
06:05No.
06:08Everybody's head.
06:09Oh, down, boy.
06:10Down.
06:10Three people here almost broke their neck.
06:11Yes.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Okay, great.
06:14I think it's time for Mr. Quickie.
06:15Why not?
06:16Yes, let's get Mr. Quickie going.
06:18Do you know who Mr. Quickie is?
06:19Yes, I watched a few of my girlfriends.
06:20Oh, so you know of me.
06:22Hi, Chloe.
06:22My name is Mr. Quickie.
06:24Oh, see if my phone back is.
06:25Do you want to know why they call me Mr. Quickie?
06:26Sure.
06:27Because I do everything and I mean everything as quickly as possible.
06:31Okay, so Ryan is going to kindly start a 60-second timer.
06:35Okay.
06:36And basically, you're going to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can starting now.
06:41Okay.
06:42All right.
06:42You have a ton of celebrities following you and that must feel really cool.
06:46From a scale of who gives a fuck to didn't even notice, what was the feeling you got when 905 Shooter followed you?
06:52Oh, I'm so happy you followed me.
06:55So excited.
06:56Let's shoot.
06:56So excited?
06:57So you didn't even notice, right?
06:59No.
06:59Seems like you made a lot of money in crypto.
07:01Does that mean you're going after even richer daddies now?
07:05Or are you doing charity work and still letting guys like Ryan and I pump?
07:08Oh, no charity work.
07:10My man needs to be making more than I do.
07:12Oh, okay.
07:12Noted.
07:13Sorry, Ryan.
07:13How long before my NFT friends can throw a VR headset on, strap themselves to a Sibian, and go to the moon while they virtually bang you?
07:24Oh, my goodness.
07:25Wow.
07:26That's a lot.
07:27Not sure how soon that'll be, but not hopefully soon.
07:32Everyone's like, hopefully soon.
07:34All right.
07:34Is it true your favorite position is Doge-y style?
07:38Yes.
07:38I love that.
07:40Yes, it is.
07:41There we go.
07:41Wow, that's a good Mr. Quickie.
07:43Well done.
07:43Oh, it is Doge-y style.
07:45Let's fucking go.
07:46Amazing.
07:47I had another one roasting Ryan, but we'll go to that one after.
07:51Don't need that.
07:51You just beat the game.
07:53Yeah, yeah.
07:53That was great.
07:54So let's talk about that.
07:55All these celebrities following you.
07:56Have you dated celebrities?
07:57Of course you have.
07:58Have you fucked them?
07:59Of course.
07:59Do they beg for you?
08:00Of course.
08:00Let's talk about the celebrity stuff on your Instagram, your DMs.
08:03Oh, boy.
08:04I feel like you have some stories for us.
08:05We must have a few blue check marks in there.
08:07Oh, fuck.
08:07I have a blue dog.
08:08Does that count?
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10Why is your dog blue?
08:11Because he loves it.
08:13That's what he thinks.
08:14So, he does.
08:17Anyways, yeah.
08:18So, you know, yes.
08:19There's a lot of athletes.
08:21Okay, what does it?
08:22Actors.
08:24Celebrities in my DMs.
08:25Singers.
08:26Yes.
08:26Rappers.
08:27Yes.
08:27Rappers must be fucking banana sandwich.
08:29Which one is the most persistent?
08:31Won't get the fucking hint.
08:32Like, you ghosted scene, scene, scene, scene.
08:34Get out of your taiga.
08:35Like, who is it?
08:36Yeah, exactly.
08:37Get out of your taiga.
08:39Can I guess, like, your top five?
08:40Yeah, sure.
08:41You already got one.
08:43Ready?
08:44Taiga.
08:46Okay.
08:46Diplo.
08:47Yep.
08:48Oh!
08:49Have never followed him back.
08:51Has been following me for years.
08:52Oh, wow.
08:53Diplo.
08:53I shouldn't do this.
08:55Chris D'Elia, the comedian.
08:57Oh, he's been in my DMs.
08:59Yeah.
09:00But everyone.
09:01And wait, what's the guy from Entourage?
09:03Vinny Chase?
09:04No, the one who played the lawyer.
09:05The bigger guy.
09:06Ari Gold.
09:07What?
09:08We love Ari Gold.
09:09We love him.
09:09Will not stay out of my mind.
09:10He's the one that I'm just like, I didn't see it.
09:12Jeremy Piven?
09:13Jeremy Piven.
09:14Are you serious?
09:15Good lord.
09:15Ari Gold is in your DMs every day?
09:17Every day.
09:18I'm like, how do you reply to so many stories?
09:20Oh, my God.
09:20Adam Levine.
09:21Like, there's just so many.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23And I'm like constantly, yeah.
09:25Adam's hot.
09:25Why haven't you fucked Adam?
09:26Isn't he married?
09:27Yeah, but if I was gay, I'd fuck Adam Levine.
09:30I just hate.
09:31If I was straight, I'd fuck Adam Levine.
09:32Wow.
09:33I'm just like, if you're married, why are you hitting me up?
09:36Sorry.
09:37Have you seen yourself?
09:38What does marriage mean anyways these days?
09:41True that.
09:41I guess.
09:42Yes.
09:42You ever going to get married?
09:43Yes.
09:44Really?
09:44To who?
09:45To Diplo?
09:46Are you seeing anyone now?
09:47No.
09:48Not to Diplo.
09:49When's the last time you had the sex?
09:51It's been a busy Thanksgiving.
09:54No.
09:55Did you do any stuffing?
09:56No stuffing.
09:56Have you had any of the sex in Toronto?
09:58No.
09:58None?
09:59None.
09:59Zero.
10:00A little hand job?
10:00No.
10:01You see any turkey basters?
10:03Oh, my Lord.
10:05No, no, no.
10:05Okay.
10:06So, when's the last time you did have sex?
10:08That's like a woman never tells.
10:10I tell it.
10:11Your friends told us?
10:12Did they?
10:13Oh, my God.
10:13And it's always within seven days.
10:14Everyone's always fucking, I've realized.
10:15I can't call myself out.
10:17Let's just say that.
10:17True.
10:18Okay.
10:19Okay.
10:19Who was your last boyfriend?
10:20Who was he?
10:22And if you don't want to say his name, describe him in full detail.
10:24Okay.
10:25So, he's 6'9".
10:28You dated 6'9"?
10:30NBA?
10:30No, no, no.
10:31That's how tall.
10:32Yes, he played the NBA.
10:32Oh, I thought you dated Tekashi 6'9".
10:34NBA.
10:34No.
10:34I was like, he said describe him.
10:36You're fucking 6'9".
10:38No.
10:39Did his carpet, did the carpets match the drapes?
10:42Yes.
10:42Like, sorry, Rack City, but I'm with Tekashi tonight.
10:45Neither, no, none.
10:46I'm not really, you know, I'm good on the rest.
10:49All right, so he's an NBA player.
10:50He was.
10:51Okay, 6'9".
10:52LeBron?
10:53No.
10:54No.
10:55Bron Bron.
10:55We're not going to be guessing.
10:56Has Bron DM'd you?
10:58King James?
10:58Mm-mm, no.
10:59I think he doesn't DM.
11:00I think he's an in-person guy.
11:01Yes.
11:02He's too, you know.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Have you fucked Leo DiCaprio?
11:07Fuck me.
11:08Let's go, Leo.
11:09Hey, did he wear the headphones like you're wearing right now?
11:12Yes.
11:12No comments.
11:13Because I heard that's a thing.
11:13Because apparently, tell me if it's true, okay?
11:17Whether it's from you or from a girl that knows this from your friends.
11:20But some lady grabs you from the club and says, Leonardo would like to have sexual intercourse
11:24with you tonight.
11:25Are you interested?
11:26Yes.
11:26Great.
11:26Let's try that.
11:27It's always yes.
11:28Yeah.
11:28It's always yes.
11:28Of course.
11:29It's Leo.
11:29It's fucking.
11:30It's the wolf.
11:31It wasn't a girl who came up to me.
11:32And I'm not saying I had sex with Leo.
11:35But you're also not saying you haven't.
11:36Okay.
11:36It's like a butler.
11:37But yeah.
11:38Like he has someone who came up to me.
11:39It was like, Leo wants to meet you.
11:41Okay.
11:41Fair.
11:42Leo wanted to meet me, but we're just going to leave it at that.
11:44And then they make you go in this room.
11:45You sign some papers.
11:46You go on all fours.
11:47Oh, no.
11:47He comes in with like.
11:48I do not sign NDAs.
11:51Sorry.
11:51Oh, you say fuck it?
11:53Huh?
11:53You don't sign shit?
11:54I'm not going to sign a paper that I haven't had my lawyer review.
11:57Are you crazy?
11:58True.
11:58But I make people sign NDAs.
12:00When someone has sex with you, they have to sign an NDA?
12:02She had to sign an NDA because she works for me.
12:04Can Ryan sign your titty?
12:06Sign my titty?
12:07Yeah.
12:07I would love to.
12:08Okay.
12:09That'll end.
12:10Ken!
12:11You can't spit on the.
12:13You cannot spit in my mouth, but you can sign my titty.
12:15How come you didn't want to spit in my mouth?
12:16Oh, I was going to spit in your mouth.
12:18Yes, for the TikTok.
12:19I don't know.
12:19It's a lot.
12:20We're going to do it after.
12:21We'll do it after.
12:23Okay.
12:23Let's transition back into the crypto stuff.
12:26Yes.
12:26Are you making more?
12:27I'm passionate.
12:27Yes, exactly.
12:29We're grilling too hard about the celebrities.
12:31I am 100% making more in crypto than I ever made modeling.
12:35Ever.
12:35What about OnlyFans?
12:37Well, OnlyFans, I mean, I'd say it's pretty close, but I just started OnlyFans six months
12:41ago.
12:41So I'm like super new to the platform and I'm killing it.
12:45So I'm excited about that.
12:46But honestly, like I just love that I'm making so much money off.
12:48I love crypto and I'm not having to show my titties.
12:50But what you do with crypto, you just study it and know what to do or you're giving advice
12:53to people?
12:53Yeah, all of it.
12:54Basically, I show coins all day.
12:56I'm big on Twitter.
12:57So because you're so popular, people just look up to you and you just pump shit up.
13:01That's what you do.
13:02Yes, I'm a crypto influencer now.
13:04Okay, so tell us about taboo.
13:06Oh, you pump shit.
13:06Yes.
13:07And then you...
13:08I...
13:08I'm not dumping shit.
13:13Okay.
13:13No, I hold a lot, obviously.
13:15Except for Ari Gold gets dumped every day.
13:17That's it.
13:17No, he doesn't even get acknowledged.
13:18I do get like a billion DMs.
13:24So it's not, you know, it's easy for me to say like I never saw it.
13:27I can only imagine.
13:28Hey, do you have an...
13:29Kristen, Kayla, Kelsey.
13:31Close.
13:32Kelsey, do you manage her DMs?
13:34No.
13:35She tried to at one point and we had like, she just could not handle it.
13:38It's psychotic.
13:39Yeah, like how do you do...
13:40Well, you know what?
13:41If you're a proper business, you're reaching out to my management and then you're going
13:44through the email, you're not sliding in my...
13:45You're not sliding in my DMs with a business opportunity.
13:48If it's going to be in my DMs, then it's not anything that, you know, is worth my time.
13:52It's probably a dick pic.
13:53It's probably requesting feet pics.
13:55I think that's number one.
13:56What is up with that?
13:57I don't know.
13:58And I have...
13:59Honestly, like I'm not going to like point out my flaw, but I will.
14:01My biggest flaw is my feet.
14:03I have size 10 feet.
14:04I mean, on my body, they don't look crazy.
14:05I keep them really cute.
14:06But like men are obsessed with my feet.
14:08Well, clearly they make red bottoms.
14:09Isn't that weird?
14:10I don't know why.
14:12I don't know why men are so obsessed with my feet.
14:14And they'll literally be like, your size 10s are so sexy.
14:17I want to put them in my mouth.
14:18And I'm like, what the fuck?
14:19Is it normal people that like feet?
14:20Because I don't know who it is.
14:21No one will ever confess.
14:22Yeah.
14:23I mean, I've dated a guy before who like...
14:24You like feet?
14:25You're obsessed with feet?
14:26No, I've dated a guy and he was like trying to suck on my toes.
14:29You like feet?
14:30Fuck yeah.
14:30No way.
14:31Producer Zach likes feet.
14:32Wow.
14:33Like you suck on toes?
14:34Yeah, why not?
14:35Oh boy.
14:35There's always one.
14:38Fucking weird.
14:39What kind of other requests do you get?
14:40Do you get dick shaming?
14:41Oh yeah.
14:42I have men who want me to like talk down to their penis and shit.
14:45I had to stop.
14:45Like I only...
14:46Now I only use Snapchat for like my friends because like the shit that people would send
14:50me on Snapchat.
14:50Some guy like printed a hundred photos of me and just jizzed all over them.
14:53Oh my God.
14:54And I accidentally opened it and I was like, great.
14:57Son, this is why we don't use Snapchat anymore.
15:01Oh my God.
15:02So would you say more guys are fucking weird than not?
15:05Yes.
15:05I think so too.
15:07Yeah.
15:07And then I feel like guys also like mask it.
15:09Just how girls mask crazy.
15:11Right.
15:11Guys mask their fetishes in the beginning.
15:13Like there's someone here doing weird shit.
15:15Oh my God.
15:16I know.
15:16I know you're up to something.
15:18Little bad boy.
15:21Yeah.
15:22How about this?
15:22When you had a boyfriend, Colby, because you're so hot, did you ever have his friends
15:26or family try to fuck you behind his back?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Yeah.
15:32Or teammates.
15:34Or teammates.
15:35That's insane.
15:37But yes, for sure.
15:38Guys are not loyal to even to the bros.
15:40No, I know.
15:41They'll do anything for some pussy.
15:42It's pretty wild.
15:43Just recently that happened to me.
15:44I had to cut a friend off.
15:46He tried to fuck my girl.
15:46Wow.
15:47Yeah.
15:48He met her in my...
15:49These hoes ain't loyal.
15:49No.
15:50These bros ain't loyal.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Yes.
15:52Have you ever cheated?
15:53Um, I cheated after...
15:55Well, no, because we broke up.
15:56I was cheated on and then I fucked his best friend.
15:59Oh my God.
15:59Oh, best revenge fuck, eh?
16:01Yeah.
16:01You cheat on me?
16:02Me, but I was, you know...
16:03Me?
16:05Bitch.
16:06I'll fuck your dad.
16:10And then sell him taboo coin.
16:12Right?
16:12Who's the oldest guy you've had sex with?
16:15Um, I'd say only like 11 years older than me.
16:17I'm not really into older guys.
16:18I'm actually into younger guys.
16:20Really?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Good girl.
16:21How old are you, Chloe?
16:22I'm 28.
16:23So, yeah.
16:24Okay.
16:24I like, you know, young and impressionable.
16:26You're 93?
16:2624, yes.
16:27Yeah, you're not a cougar yet.
16:28You're like 24, 25?
16:29Uh-huh.
16:30Really?
16:30Yeah.
16:31Really?
16:31Yeah.
16:31Oh my God.
16:32So, you like the little TikTok boys in LA?
16:34Uh-huh.
16:35Chisel.
16:36Oh, you do?
16:37Maybe.
16:37I mean, not for anything...
16:38Okay, it's not like...
16:39Maybe.
16:40For a serious relationship, I would never like consider a younger guy, you know?
16:43Right, but when you're having fun, hanging out, whatever.
16:45Yeah, I mean, they're cute to look at.
16:47When you're pumping and dumping, you're just going for the...
16:49I don't pump and dump.
16:52Crypto.
16:57Who knew crypto could have so many sexual innuendos?
16:59Yeah, it's true.
17:01I do love it, Doji style.
17:02Chloe's funny.
17:03So, why haven't you gone on like a reality show if you're funny and hot?
17:06Good question.
17:08Yeah.
17:08I actually am tomorrow.
17:09No, I mean, I am.
17:11Oh, you are?
17:11Yeah.
17:12I don't want to...
17:12I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I am filming with MTV for the next two weeks.
17:16Let's go, Chloe.
17:17Big show?
17:18That's amazing.
17:18It'll be fun.
17:19It'll be interesting, that's for sure.
17:21That's amazing.
17:21Last time I was on MTV, I was on Losing It, where you explain how you lost your virginity.
17:25Wow.
17:25Yeah.
17:26I destroyed the girl's life.
17:27She moved across Canada.
17:28Yeah, she hated you.
17:28No way.
17:29Yeah, true story.
17:30Wow.
17:30And you know what?
17:30It's been 10 years and she still...
17:32He reached out and she still hates him.
17:33She still hates me.
17:34Wow.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Because I said her full name.
17:37On the show?
17:38Yeah, and I got everyone to watch and everyone watched and destroyed her life.
17:42Sorry, Carly McClain.
17:43Oh my goodness.
17:50We're probably not going to beep that out because we always forget.
17:52We always forget.
17:54It's fine.
17:54Sorry, Cass.
17:55Yeah, I don't remember anything.
17:57I mean, I don't remember anything.
17:58There's nothing I've said thus far that you'd have to bleep out.
18:00Let's cross the line.
18:01Okay.
18:02Let's get into some dirty shit.
18:03What's like the...
18:05Tell us your most embarrassing or weirdest...
18:07Something fucked that happens sexually.
18:09Like your weirdest sexual experience, baby.
18:11Like this happened.
18:12Oh my God.
18:13Like it was an orgy place.
18:14Or weird place.
18:15Weirdest smell.
18:16Maybe a guy was weird.
18:17Maybe a move he did was weird.
18:18Like something fucking weird.
18:19Maybe he made a weird noise.
18:21Men are just so weird.
18:23Yeah.
18:23I'm trying to think right now.
18:24Yes, we are.
18:25I don't know.
18:26Because you're so hot, are guys usually like really scared of you?
18:29Yeah, and I don't like to be approached.
18:30I like to approach.
18:31And I will.
18:32Okay.
18:32I'm very dominant in that way.
18:34So you go on.
18:34I'm dominant in every single way except for the bedroom.
18:36Oh, really?
18:37Then you like...
18:37So what do you like?
18:38You like to be choked and everything.
18:41I'm not kissing and telling.
18:42That's not a no.
18:43It's not a no.
18:43Have you ever had weird toys going on?
18:45Like a gag ball?
18:46No.
18:47Do you like being tied up?
18:48I don't know.
18:49Probably.
18:49But I haven't.
18:51I've never tried that.
18:52Let's not go too crazy.
18:54Handcuffs.
18:54All right.
18:55Handcuffs are caught.
18:56Yeah?
18:56Yes.
18:56Wow.
18:58What kind of porn do you watch?
19:01I don't watch porn.
19:03Do you follow other girls on OnlyFans?
19:05No.
19:05Do you fuck other girls just one-on-one?
19:06You don't support small businesses?
19:08I should, right?
19:09I'll support my girlfriend's candle business before I follow her OnlyFans.
19:13I'm actually not into girls.
19:15Oh, really?
19:16Shockingly, yeah.
19:16So you don't do that for us?
19:17Strictly dickly.
19:20Strictly dickly.
19:21Yeah.
19:21Girls are hot though, you know?
19:22Like, if I were to be with a girl, I'd be with like a Megan Fox or like one of my best
19:26friends, Bree.
19:26She's like brunette, bright blue eyes, like.
19:29Okay.
19:29You like that look.
19:30I want the opposite of me.
19:31You know what I mean?
19:32So I want that like pale skin.
19:34Have you had a threesome before with another girl?
19:38Perhaps.
19:40Yes.
19:40Who are these guys?
19:42Who the fuck are the legends that are having threesomes with you?
19:45And who was the other girl?
19:47Oh, no, no, no.
19:48Is she a little baddie though?
19:49Yeah.
19:50Oh, she's a baddie.
19:50Can you describe to us what she looks like?
19:52The exact, what I said.
19:53She has like black hair, blue eyes.
19:55Oh, wow.
19:55Pale skin.
19:56So you had a threesome with Bree.
19:57Is that Bree?
19:58No, I have not.
20:00I have not.
20:00Is there a Bree?
20:01There's no Bree here?
20:02No.
20:02Who are these legends?
20:03You know, it must be the Leos of the world, right?
20:05Oh, for sure.
20:06It's the Leos of the world.
20:07Okay.
20:07Okay.
20:08It's like, let's go champ.
20:09Yes.
20:10Yes.
20:10On the PJ.
20:11It's not Toronto podcast, boys.
20:13Fair.
20:13No.
20:14Well, I don't know.
20:15I'm sure you've had your fair share of threesomes.
20:17I've had sex before.
20:18Have you?
20:19Yeah.
20:19Wow.
20:20Shocking.
20:20Yeah.
20:20Yeah.
20:21He says, I've had sex before.
20:22Points to me.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Well, I was going to say, my last threesome was with Dark.
20:25Really?
20:26Wow.
20:26It was so much fun.
20:27Yes.
20:28Were you super quick?
20:29That lucky woman.
20:30Wow.
20:31You were quick, actually.
20:32You were pretty quick.
20:34Is it weird to be like fucking a girl with your buddy?
20:37It's more comedic than sexual.
20:39Okay.
20:40It's an enjoyable moment.
20:41Wow.
20:42Bonding.
20:42Big time.
20:43We bonded big time.
20:44Our friendship took like a whole three years fast forward.
20:48Wow.
20:48Yeah.
20:49And you know what?
20:49We're good teammates too.
20:50We're coaching each other.
20:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:51Good job.
20:52Yo, good pump, bro.
20:53I like that move, man.
20:54That's a nice.
20:54Oh my gosh.
20:55No, I didn't know your last cheeks could do that.
20:57You can go to lunch with someone every day for three years, or you can just have a threesome.
21:00Same.
21:00Yeah, yeah.
21:01And your friendship will be like the same advance.
21:02Yeah.
21:03You're so right.
21:04Have you done two dudes?
21:05No.
21:06No.
21:06No?
21:06How come?
21:07I don't know.
21:09Only one at a time?
21:09Honestly, honestly, I am such a sexual being, and obviously I'm a sex symbol, but I'm not
21:14as sexual as you would think I am, which is probably very-
21:17I don't believe you.
21:17Yeah.
21:18No, I mean, I'm just like, I'm down to explore, but I'm not trying to explore two dicks at
21:21the same time.
21:22And you're 28.
21:23You would have done it by now.
21:24I think so, honestly.
21:25And I mean, I've made out with girls, but I don't, I'm not sexually attracted to a vagina.
21:29You've never eaten pussy before?
21:30No.
21:31Want me to show you?
21:33No.
21:33Do you like real boobs or fake boobs?
21:36Fake.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Come on.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Is there a comparison?
21:38Real tits are so last year.
21:40I mean, I'm sure real tits are good up until a certain age, but they have a very quick
21:44expiry date.
21:45Oh, yeah.
21:46And then it's like-
21:46And then they're like-
21:47Then you can play-
21:48You can skip with them.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Men are so lucky.
21:51We get better with age.
21:52Do you?
21:53Yeah.
21:53Well, we're still on the tit subject.
21:57They don't get better with age.
21:57She cuts guys off after they can get their license.
22:00I actually don't have my license and have never driven a car.
22:04Wow.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Well, you're so rich.
22:05I'm a driver.
22:06Yeah.
22:07So who do you, like, where do you live in LA?
22:09Do you have a sick house?
22:09You're rich as fuck?
22:10So no, I live in a condo in Marina del Rey, right on the ocean.
22:14I've been there for the last five years, but I have been actively house hunting for
22:17a beautiful house on PCH in Malibu.
22:19Oh, wow.
22:20I'm Malibu Barbie.
22:21That's been my dream forever.
22:22So I'm manifesting my dream Barbie.
22:25Beautiful house.
22:26I'm going to have crazy parties at, and I'm going to invite you to come to LA.
22:29Oh, my goodness.
22:29We're going to LA January.
22:30Okay, perfect.
22:31Yeah, nice time to escape Canada.
22:33Yeah.
22:34January, February.
22:34You're going to be our friend.
22:35You're going to show us around?
22:36Yeah.
22:36Introduce us to Bree.
22:38Okay.
22:39Introduce me to anyone, really.
22:40Yeah.
22:41I'll fuck the blue dog if I have to.
22:43Wow.
22:43Hand me down.
22:44He won't be blue anymore by then.
22:46Okay, let's finish with a banger.
22:47Tell us a crazy story.
22:49Oh, my goodness.
22:49You just put me on the spot.
22:51Crazy.
22:51Something fucked.
22:53Something fucking banana sandwich.
22:55I mean, how crazy.
22:57I mean, the craziest shit I've ever seen is obviously Dan Bilzerian with like a bunch of chicks on a PJ to Cabo.
23:02Have you had sex with Dan Bilzerian?
23:03No.
23:03I've witnessed it, though.
23:06He's tried for sure.
23:08Oh, for sure.
23:08And I was like, I was young and impressionable.
23:11So.
23:12Right.
23:12But, yeah, no, it was like a hundred girls and like three guys all went to Cabo.
23:17Wow.
23:17It was pretty wild.
23:19And they all left with chlamydia.
23:20Probably.
23:21Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:21I stayed in a room with three girls, so I was good.
23:24No chlamydia here.
23:25Good for you.
23:25What are your thoughts on condoms?
23:27Huh?
23:27Well, I mean, I hate condoms.
23:29Yeah.
23:30But have sex with somebody you trust.
23:32Yeah.
23:33Yeah.
23:33I don't know.
23:34Condoms suck.
23:35But use protection, kids, okay?
23:37If they look nice, just go raw dog.
23:38Figure it out later.
23:40Oh, God.
23:40No, that is not the advice.
23:43It's 2021.
23:44You can get a new leg.
23:44You can also get rid of whatever you're getting.
23:47Actually, the girl that I slept with last just asked me like, oh, my God, did we wear a condom?
23:52I'm like, are we in grade nine?
23:53Like, why are we talking about this?
23:54Of course we didn't.
23:55Also, if you have to ask if you wore one, you probably didn't.
23:58Probably didn't.
23:58You'd know.
23:59Maybe she's telling me something.
24:01Yikes.
24:03Oh, well.
24:03So, what are you going to do, Ryan?
24:05You're going to bang someone else?
24:06Let her get checked?
24:07And if she doesn't have anything, you're good?
24:09You know.
24:09Is that the cycle?
24:10Wow.
24:11Is that how it goes?
24:12That's how it goes.
24:13Jeez.
24:14Yeah.
24:14You know, work smart, not hard.
24:16Yeah.
24:17He's a busy man.
24:18Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in.
24:20Chloe, where can everyone find you?
24:21Well, my Instagram is super easy.
24:23It's just at Chloe, K-H-L-O-E, and my Twitter.
24:26And I think we're about to open a TikTok account for me.
24:28Yes, we are.
24:29We are.
24:30Big time.
24:30Chloe, thank you so much for coming on.
24:32I'm your host, Ryan Poundell.
24:33This was Dark Mr. Quickie.
24:34We will see you next Tuesday.
24:36Thank you, Chloe.
24:39You fucking smoke show.
24:40You legend.
24:41Chloe's the goat.
24:41Yay.
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