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00:00ladies and gentlemen welcome to
00:02i can't sing but welcome to the show babies ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the best
00:14podcast in the entire world we are here with probably the most anticipated guest ever and
00:20of course we're on episode two but who better for episode two than harry fucking jousey
00:26welcome to the show baby thank you for doing this you're all over the place i know you're
00:33busy guys so we really appreciate it thank you so much for having me i really appreciate
00:36it you know harry usually i drink i say usually don't be nervous you're always you're with
00:43rockets every day you know you don't need to be nervous for the boy usually i drink with
00:48every guest but uh i heard you're 100 days sober so i brought a water oh bless uh thank
00:52you so much yeah is it 100 day today your manager told me 100 days
00:56today harry uh 106 good for you 106 yeah yeah why um i just i was getting a little bit too
01:05consumed in like the party lifestyle and getting pulled away from my dreams and my goals uh
01:10sure pretty much what it was i was just i wanted to sit down and reevaluate where i was going
01:15my brands my business who i am as a person i feel like i was just uh pulling myself away
01:20like spiritually from where i wanted to be and what was going on so i kind of just said
01:24fuck it i don't need to i respect that yeah yeah yeah no 100 i respect that are you going
01:28forever like what's the vibe are you like how do you feel i saw your abs your abs are on fucking
01:32fuego you got like a 14 pack i don't even know if they have 14 abs no i i'm uh i'm getting ready
01:38for a boxing match so i'm trying to get in the best shape i've ever been oh no fucking way who you
01:43boxing uh there's there's a couple people that uh that we're talking to in the moment so it'd be
01:47oh my god and potentially won a little bit sooner so you know i bet you millions of people every
01:53day tell you they want you to knock out jake paul no disrespect to jake paul but i'm just saying that
01:57would be a fucking fight that's something i would pay for good we'll see what happens uh oh i guess
02:01this will come out after the ben asker fight but uh fingers crossed yeah exactly yeah true that but
02:07harry one thing about being sober i've done it before i've tried the 40 day sober thing i just find
02:11if you don't have a girlfriend do you have a girlfriend right now you don't right no
02:14so i find that the trickiest part about being sober is how fucking awkward it is when you have
02:20a girl over and you just kind of do you want a water do you want a peach juice like don't you
02:25find it hard to or weird or awkward to to get down a business you know usually it takes a little
02:30bit of intoxication well nah no i'm here yeah i'll just i legit i only have water in my fridge so i'll
02:38give them like a little box water or go to the bedroom and then put it but maybe smoke some weed
02:43though or something maybe shoot up some heroin crystal meth anything like that just to get them
02:49under the because i just find it so weird just to be like hey how was your day like you know when
02:56it's daylight you don't know a girl it's just it's hard to make that weird move i feel but hey if it's
03:00working out for you i'm sure it is yeah yeah it's working over here okay well if it's working tell me
03:05what's going on what kind of ladies we got like what's going on i've kind of pulled back a little
03:09bit uh at the moment uh just i found that i was kind of getting consumed with wrong people uh give
03:14me bad energy and what was going on and again like very distracting being in la like some of these
03:21girls that i've been dating want a lot of time money and energy and i'm like look like yeah if you
03:26if you don't have a like a job or you're not doing your shit like you don't have a business day
03:30today you're just waiting around taking photos then it's just so consuming because every girl
03:35that i started seeing they're like oh let's go on a trip let's go to hawaii this week let's go to
03:38mexico this week i'm like bro i've got a team of like 10 to 15 people that rely on me i can't leave
03:44every two days just because you want to go so i was like you know what it's yeah or stay in bed let's
03:49order uber eats in bed let's watch our favorite netflix show let's start game of thrones and watch
03:53all eight seasons in two days ah i get it we got shit to do you gotta work out yeah exactly 100
04:00100 100 well i get it i get and you're looking great the bod's great you know not that i'm uh
04:07checking you out you're looking good you're ready to fucking box i'll tell you that i'm getting so
04:12getting ready harry uh last week i had a guest on my show her name is francesca farrago i don't know
04:23if you've heard of her but she's a friend of mine and uh should we go there i i don't i honestly don't
04:29mind do your thing okay okay i grew up with francesca i've known her forever yeah and she
04:35was very in love with you harry very in love she was she actually was and uh she actually called me
04:41when you guys broke up and she was crying she was very sad she said she was looking at rings you know
04:45so uh i get it look no not everyone's meant to be everyone's got that one person to find and hey
04:50maybe it wasn't you two but how do you feel about the breakup how you feel with frankie because poor
04:54girls you know i think she's she was sad she's dating demi now and she's happy in her new
04:59relationship good for her and we love her but uh what what how do you feel about frankie and everything
05:04uh what's going on with that um man it's it really it really sucks it really sucks that uh what has
05:13happened between both of us in the last year or so now mind you it's been a year and i i hate talking
05:19about it because it hurts not only me but her as well sorry to bring it up i had to i'm sorry to
05:25bring it i get it because you guys are besties and like yeah that's completely fine and i feel like i
05:31would rather say this to someone close to her than someone who doesn't know whatsoever um so yeah like
05:38i it was really difficult when we started seeing each other again like it was it was really hard
05:43because there was a lot of mixed emotions everything was going on then the show came out
05:48and i i just feel like it was it was genuinely tough on both of us uh and the breakup was way
05:56too ugly we're both so stubborn uh we're both very like very like i'm not gonna talk to you you're
06:02not gonna talk like i should i could i should have just texted her like look i still love that oh you
06:08guys weren't texting on the back end no not at all so it's almost like the media controlled your
06:13breakup it was so bad it was the way yeah but i get i was reading shit sometimes like oh harry
06:19fucked you know francesca's mom and i was like oh my god this can't be true i hope it's not true
06:24but you know the media was blowing that shit up i i i honestly want this to be the last time i ever
06:29i ever speak about it um and because it's so fitting because you guys are friends um honestly like i still
06:36think about it all the time and i'm like uh i'll see photos of her in daily mail with demi and i'm
06:40like shit like i'm they're so cute they're adorable and it's good to see her happy like that's all i
06:45ever wanted i still like i always get the urge to like check in and text but hey like i hope you're
06:51okay hope everything's all good but it's just not my area um again like i when i look back at
06:58everything that's happened all the bad shit i choose to ignore the bad shit that's happened because we had
07:03some of my happiest moments and some of my happiest ever memories was with that girl and
07:08fuck i loved her i loved her so much that like like it sometimes it like keeps me up because i'm just
07:14thinking about like those good memories and and how special she is and how special that time was so
07:19yeah to that that's pretty much it like i i know that uh we've probably you know burnt our bridges
07:25and stuff like that but uh she's definitely my first first ever love and only ever love and
07:30i i'm just very happy and thankful that we spent time together and that she's uh with someone who
07:36cares for her and that she's happy because that's what she deserves you know i'm so glad you said that
07:41harry i'm really really happy you said that because you know what i thought so too and and the world
07:45kind of thought so and uh you know it was something i'm sure you wanted to say you didn't know how to
07:50say it she didn't know how to say it like you said you're both stubborn so thank you so much for
07:53saying that and i i really appreciate that i'm sure she will when she watches this so uh that was that was
07:57very sweet well i yeah also had a lot of growing up to do i i realized in that time in my life in
08:04that period like uh i didn't have my like some business stuff wasn't tied away i wasn't in a
08:11good you know living environment things were do it like working well now like i've had a lot of time
08:17to sit back and reflect because there's obviously a lot of public scrutiny and what's going on and
08:21how i approach situations and stuff like that and how she approached situations it it was really
08:26like it's i i feel like now i'm in a way better place and i'm way more mature place where i don't
08:30well you guys were both going through your honeymoon of hollywood you know in a way because you guys
08:35were both popular people but then that show just it was number one show in the world like think about
08:38that you guys were on the number one show in the world you were the stars of the show and uh then
08:42you guys were dating the whole fucking world was watching and waiting for one person to fuck up so
08:46hey you know what no one's perfect you guys handled better than i think i would have i would have
08:50i would have pulled the dave chapelle i would have gone to africa i just would have left
08:57i wish i did that i wish i fucking did that
09:01so since then i'm sure girls have been throwing themselves all over you other celebrities
09:06you know random girls like are you only going at your tier now of ladies now that you're you're
09:11mr big shot hollywood is that you want big shot girls only or you giving the lady at the bar a shot
09:16too just random girl maybe a little thick chick i don't know no i i've been i mean uh look i had
09:23a bit of a crazy spell there i'm not gonna deny that but i've been kind of just focusing on my own
09:28shit like focusing on business and getting things right because every relationship that i've had in
09:32the city or whoever i've hooked up with hasn't ended well so i'm like you know what there's i just
09:39need to figure my shit out and you know maybe i'm the problem i probably am and i need to focus on
09:45it's always the girl's fault harry always always that's what my mom tells me anyways because i'm
09:51fucking still single too and i've given my best shot to a million i'm in the same boat here it's
09:57probably tougher for you okay so you're saying you're taking a break does that mean you slowed
10:02it down to like only one kill per day or does that mean like what are we talking here i haven't
10:08because for you slowing down okay you know for your slowdown is like a rampage for some dudes you
10:14know what i mean you say three weeks i promise you i'm not that bad it's legit it's been like
10:20i'm very selective and like picky now with what goes on okay because i'm good i i don't know like
10:26i'm starting to be a little bit more spiritual a little bit more in touch with myself so i'm very
10:29cautious energy transfers and like who i hook up with because i know they they literally suck the
10:35energy out of you they do not all of them but most of them you know maybe i should quit
10:42drinking because it sounds like you're getting your fucking life together i'm trying to figure
10:45it out yeah i'm out here drinking a fake fucking water okay so your next show though that you're
10:51doing match me if you can tell us about that i saw the trailer today you posted on instagram
10:55and you know the trailer for it looked like it was a fucking avengers movie trailer like crazy
10:59yeah it was really cool it was so wild so we yeah that essentially it's a pepsi commercial masked
11:06as a mini series so it's not what you think it is it's legit just like a whole bunch of
11:11wait what i fell i actually fell for that yeah yeah no no it's a pepsi commercial they got a new
11:16drink coming out and they're just like hey we're gonna pay you a fuck ton of money to just look
11:20pretty oh and i'm like sweet so it's this wait am i retarded or does everyone shoot r word i
11:25shouldn't say but am i crazy or did everyone think what i thought too that it looks like
11:29it is it's like a mini series so it's like 10 minute episodes on mtv oh okay it is
11:34but it's mainly like scripted so the stuff that i said it wasn't stuff that i would usually say it
11:40was like okay how we say this right how do this so yeah yeah it was like usually he would say
11:45something more sexual than that yeah you know like can i take you to dinner tonight reservation for two
11:53and then i saw your podcast tap in it's fucking hilarious i watched the first few episodes they're
12:03really oh lit i appreciate that thank you so much yeah and i you know what i like about your podcast
12:08is you're not bringing on just you know who's the coolest person i know which is a lot of people's
12:12vibes you're actually bringing on people to talk about like certain subjects like uh you brought in
12:17the sex lady and you know stuff like that which i thought was fucking cool got me so horny yeah that
12:21was a hectic episode you must be horny yeah you're not having sex you're talking to sex ladies i mean
12:27something's got to give well like i just think it's because i'm training so much i'm training like
12:31twice a day trying to get ready for this so once i'm at home like i'm usually asleep like if i'm not
12:35training i'm napping if i'm not working like i'm fully like just napping and like down so i don't
12:40have any time and probably just jerking off all day two times a day three times a day two yeah you have to
12:46it's a man's game out here what are we watching for porn are we only fans guy do you sub to the
12:53only fans or what yes yeah absolutely i'm a pov type of guy i'm a pov type of guy i can't like
12:59enjoy normal porn it has i have to like pretend i'm there sometimes i like say shit i'm like oh
13:04right you know what i'm into actually right now i'm into chatterbait have you been on chatterbait
13:11before i've seen the ads for that it's great really it's the uh yeah it's the live webcam one
13:17and it's really something no way yeah yeah it's a little bit what are they just they sit there and
13:25just play with themselves and you'd be like well no it's better than that actually it's really good
13:31uh the way they do it is they put a pink thing up their vagina okay and the more you tip the more it
13:36vibrates i don't tip i don't tip my friend is addicted to it i only saw it for the first time
13:42last week that is it was entertaining that it is good yeah and they go you know they say to make
13:48money they say make me come make me come make me come and then tip tip tip tip right that is genius
13:55it's absolutely fucking genius and i was like wow do i want to watch do i want to watch a production
14:01where you know my boy roberto was there filming and doing angles and shit or live where we're
14:06fucking dudes are at home tipping like their fucking dicks off wow that is crazy that's so smart
14:13that makes so much money yeah you know if if ever your career because it's obviously going up up up
14:18but if ever ever you need to make some money you put the pink thing in your ass somewhere i'll put it
14:24up my ass and do a fucking headstand that's perfect i'm down to do it i'll try anything once
14:29have you done sex tapes uh oh plenty yeah yeah heaps and do you let the girls have it on their phone
14:37no no no no everyone's everyone's signing ndas uh over here okay there's no i had i had a girl
14:45when i was asleep i could i felt her try and get into my phone just send it to herself and i was like
14:50you know what this is just too much of a headache i'm just gonna delete whoa yeah i was like look
14:54like yeah i was like hey wait wait so you caught her while you were sleeping you woke up she went
14:58through your phone took the sex tape sent it to herself she was trying she was trying to like
15:02because i could feel the the phone light on my face because she's trying to unlock it and i and i
15:06just legit just looked at her and i was like this is stupid i'm deleting it i'd if you're not
15:10comfortable with it being on my phone i'm not comfortable with it being on your phone let's just
15:13delete it and i did was she a celebrity uh she does okay for herself yeah she's not like a big
15:24celebrity but she's some would say now do you think that was so that she could flick her bean a
15:30b so that she could show her friends c uh leak it to the fucking planet well i think she was gonna
15:37show her friends because there was a photo of us like uh like out like in the shower mirror like
15:43steamy and i was like holding just the top like you could like i had to tip my dick in my hand and
15:49you could see like the base of the shelf and it was like and then she showed her friends that and i
15:53was like hey i don't appreciate that i don't want that going anywhere let's delete it um oh my god
15:59i didn't want her to take the video hey harry you're very in the public eye right now you're you're
16:04doing your thing in hollywood just don't film yourself fucking you know i i want to i just
16:09want to scream it on top of mountain to hollywood and say hey everyone don't film it you know all
16:14these it's like fuck my sex tape league fuck my career's over yeah you filmed yourself fucking i think
16:19it's a good good thing for the career you know what it did okay for the kardashian family you know
16:26what i mean exactly like when it's almost genius it's worked we just have to follow the playbook
16:32well you know what exactly look at jay alvarez okay so jay alvarez sex tape came out did you watch
16:37it of course right okay and and he was an absolute fucking stud in that thing and that boosted his
16:42career did it so for oh yeah he got now he got canceled big time by that girl well every girl in
16:49the world now is saying like but i'm trying to pump now you know they're all trying to i don't know
16:53because did you see her video svet she's great no i didn't see that no she released a youtube video
16:59where she explained what happened and that he was trying to leak it to show the world that he
17:05didn't have a small dick he doesn't have money oh yeah i did hear about that all this money all this
17:09shit and he's like a bad person so i was like you know what all the girls were in a corner i was like
17:15you know that that always a good dicking any day of the week well you know what happened to me my
17:20first love my first girlfriend yeah we broke up and a week later she was fucking jay alvarez in
17:26mykonos for like two weeks straight crazy same kind of thing happened to me with jay with jay alvarez
17:33francesca
17:35i thought you knew this i know that's why you're bringing it up i'm like oh okay no i didn't know
17:41that oh my god i'm sorry i didn't know yeah it's all good it's all good i don't care
17:48oh my god i'm sorry i'm glad i'm glad it was him to be honest yeah well you know what when the sex
17:55tape leaked my ex from five years ago sent it to me and said like here we go this is what i got
18:02she did it to like flex on me seven yeah very seven and and i just took the fucking l on the chin
18:08what am i gonna do you can't you can't compete like no one can compete with that
18:11he's got a hammer and he looks good yeah what are we supposed to do honestly like what can we do
18:19oh my god i owe you an apology i i did not i did not know that and i'm sorry i don't care okay
18:25it's funny so okay post breakup though what was your flex kill then because if she had jay
18:32what was your like check it out guys i'm fucking her now like was there any big a-listers did you
18:38did you ever have to sign an end yet like is there something you can't even say um i did sign an end
18:43with someone uh but we never because she's like yeah we never hooked up we just hung out um okay
18:49that honestly like i i don't think that anyone really compares to fantastic like that feeling like
18:57dude 100 like well oh i thought you meant how she looks and how she because oh
19:02she's yeah she's absolutely stunning but i uh number one yeah i i look back and i just
19:08like the number one one night stands are cool whatever but like having that person and knowing
19:14each other like inside and out that's the best feeling that's the best type of sex so i don't
19:18i don't really count any of them as totally agree totally agree yeah one night stand sex is
19:23a six at best you know it's not good like really you just have to wait for the girl she gives you the
19:29fake orgasm you get to go to sleep you know that's really exactly you're just like jackhammering
19:33away and then until you're just like all right was that good for you uh all right see you later
19:39and then they want to reach in the morning to watch the show yeah so wait are you saying that you're
19:44looking for a girlfriend then um i i would love to have my person i would love to have like a best
19:50friend and someone who's in my corner but right now like there's a lot going on like
19:54in the fight yeah you're focused focused on business uh i'm trying to be in the best shape
20:00i've ever been like i'm really working hard on myself to just because of my one of my goals is
20:05being able to cover men's health and gq by the end of the year so wow i'm working okay absolute
20:09hardest to get to to looking like i belong in one of those magazines uh yeah and that's that's pretty
20:15much it like i just are you taking like you're doing like the needle in the butt thing or are
20:20you just going natural no i'm going natural i the the biggest good the biggest thing is i because i
20:24asked my friends about steroids and everything because it's a big thing in australia and they
20:28literally just look just get a good diet and a good coach and you're good to go so now i've
20:33switched up my training from like just lifting and throwing weights around to athletic training which
20:37i've never done before and that shit's fucking crazy that's just yeah yeah but you feel like a god
20:42yeah well you look like a god right now it's insane i'm currently 224 pounds which is like 105 110
20:50hey you know what someone today mentioned that you're like fucking a giant i didn't know this
20:54at all how tall are you uh six five and yeah 224 pounds so i'm trying to get down to 215 he's six
21:00foot five yeah it's crazy can you believe that yeah but i'm a human i'm not like i'm not big for
21:06any reason i'm just i'm just tall and lanky no you're tall and jack now which is great but yeah
21:13you called that shit but the world doesn't know that harry that you're six foot five like it's not
21:16a known thing it's yeah it's funny when people meet me because like i always crop my legs out of
21:20photos oh they all freak out right yeah my legs are so skinny so i just crop them out when they see me
21:24they're just like oh shit this guy's huge i've never done a leg day in my life yeah fuck legs
21:30yeah i bet because also most people in hollywood are like four foot six you know like tiny humans
21:36it's weird isn't it it's it's so bizarre but i guess they all like have the good looks and like
21:41massive cocks it's something that i guess i just didn't get they all do too they have that too
21:47yeah jesus christ yeah well i'm not coming to hollywood i gotta stay in toronto because i can't
21:51keep up i'm gonna move to toronto and hang out with you guys you should you should come this summer
21:56people would love that actually especially since you know okay let's get let's get harry here
22:02they they really are can we do a club tour or something we let's definitely get harry on a club
22:08tour 1000 i'm actually opening a club this summer called ultraviolet on queen street nice yeah so
22:13you you why don't you host opening night i've been one corner francesca the other and then just
22:19have a club fight oh my god okay what's gonna happen what is gonna happen next time you see
22:27each other because you know what she actually might be there at my opening night for my club so
22:30if you're gonna come host it she'll come as my friend what's gonna happen i don't know high five
22:36hug kiss sex i don't know how i would feel uh when i see it but obviously in the most respectful way
22:43possible she's in a relationship uh i would probably just give her a hug and say it's good to see you
22:48and uh i wish you all the best and yeah she ever needs a friend i'm always here that's just
22:53the number one rule so yeah it's it's it's just ah i hate to keep bringing her up but it's i just
22:59but it's your best friend so i get it i get it it's my fault yeah i knew what i was signing up for
23:03no no okay well that's good you're an absolute fucking stud harry and uh we can we we can change
23:11the subject from from your heartbreak and but you know what i think everyone will be happy to see
23:16that you know you're uh because everyone knows that you're this great handsome funny outgoing
23:20fuckable dude but now he adds the heart to it i mean ladies line the fuck up you know and he's
23:27kind of he's gonna be on the cover of gq you know heard of it heard of it so there's that
23:33yes so you're gonna tell us what your next show is your next big thing is like uh i know you're doing
23:38a bunch of shit but is there something you're like you're really focused on um yeah so we've been
23:43offered like i've been offered like so many fucking shows like oh yeah like stupid money
23:49stuff like that but uh really we're pulling it like i'm pulling away from that i don't want to
23:53be another contestant on another show like that right that's played that's done so you're saying
23:59no to mtv because sex on the beach you were you were casted and then you said no i think right
24:04yeah yes it was celebrity x on the beach and they were trying they were trying to get a hold of me
24:07and i was like nah i'm fine x on the beach sorry not sex on the beach well fucking both for you but
24:11you know same thing but i i'm more so focused on the back end of it like producing hosting stuff like
24:18that like acting that's where we're going down because that's where i see myself i don't want
24:23to be you know because uh on these reality tv shows your shelf life is so short and i have a
24:29passion for entertaining i love being involved and making people laugh so whether it's and you're so
24:33entertaining you are so entertaining like seriously thank you roberto was saying today right roberto
24:38you were saying i see him fucking everywhere all the time right i am and he is everywhere all the time
24:45so yeah which is a great thing so keep yeah he says thank you roberto roberto's got an ear to ear
24:53going but no that's great absolutely so i can't wait to see when like are we looking we're looking at
24:58like a feature film are you you like you're taking acting lessons you're gonna act i i have it on my
25:03my goal board in my kitchen is to be in a movie with will ferrell ah so fingers crossed wow yeah
25:09oh you want to go comedy well i just well i can't be serious like imagine me trying to be sit there
25:13and be serious that would just be horrible or like horror give me uh give me give me a scene from leo
25:18dicaprio what's your favorite i can't i can't do any of that shit i would rather just sit there and be
25:23like a goofy looking weird dude in the corner of like i mean if i just get i see you as like happy
25:28yeah yeah i see you on like a riverdale like the hot high school quarterback guy
25:34oh you know kj maybe something like that maybe basketball player now that i know that you're
25:38seven foot fucking 15 something like that i see you going in that direction that's great have you
25:44thought about doing music at all uh i weird it's funny you say that i actually met some of my boys
25:49from toronto that hang out with uh ovio in that group and they're like yeah come on okay we'll figure
25:54out a plan i'm like look guys like i'm not musically gifted whatsoever you'll you'll hear
25:58the worst music you've ever heard in your entire life if you get me that right so no no i won't be
26:03doing that because i find it so common that like influencers celebrities they all want to put out a
26:09song they all want to do a music video they all want to yeah and and 90 shouldn't you know
26:15it's just a money grab yeah it is and i get that but it like like like what would you even do
26:22would you do like a little slim shady version or i don't even know i i guess i couldn't do anything
26:26like that's that's the thing is like i find that in this space like people right now people a lot
26:31people can see through bullshit like people can see straight through it so if you're just doing it
26:35for money like then people aren't gonna stick around but if you're doing it because you're
26:38passionate people gonna love that shit i totally agree with you and and obviously you're very
26:43passionate about sex and uh and that's why that's why you're so good at talking about it
26:48no that's why everyone loves you because you're an open fucking book think about five ten years ago
26:54people were not saying they were like yeah i do missionary with my one girlfriend i have one kill
26:59and that's like you know what i mean and then you're out here saying like you know i love eating
27:02pussy more than life itself and you know you say some shit like that my podcast episode that comes
27:07out tomorrow which will be out by the time this is out is i legit go step by step how are you pussy
27:12because i'm like this is just fucking crazy you know one okay for women walk us through it like
27:16yeah one in four women have never come to ever is it one in four yeah i was like because i posted
27:23a story and all these girls because i was like would you rather have a hundred plus bodies or one
27:28partner forever and like i saw that yeah yeah this girl was like i've had a hundred plus bodies and did
27:34you story a teaser of that i think i saw you say that but yeah yeah yeah she's like i had you did
27:38but no one's ever made me come and i'm like jesus christ well i need to help my brothers i need to
27:42help the boys like this is what i do and you just need to have exercise patience time effort and
27:48energy keep their socks on just spend some time down there because i literally said how how long
27:54no it's like i'm just saying like eat eat your girl out make her come before anything because then
28:02you can give her the shittest dick ever she still came you still have that golden thing that's all
28:06genius you can be in there for 13 seconds no one cares yeah she came you came happy days here's a
28:13golden badge it's still good because you know what you're making the group chat tomorrow and you're
28:18going to get your review right yeah so that's exactly so they don't want to say he fucking gave me the old
28:23uh flip over jackhammer for two minutes no he went down for a full fucking episode of breaking bad and
28:29then he came up for air once went back down for another episode or a fucking lord of the rings
28:33trilogy came back up then he pumped me for two minutes and it was done yeah like okay so what
28:39do you do though teach me that i here's the thing like what i when i what i was saying on my podcast
28:45i was like fuck man this is so cringe like this is so because i think there's no one way to do it but
28:50literally i was all i was saying to the to my listeners was just you need to seriously exercise
28:56patience make sure you have more than one point of contact on their body like if you're having sex
29:02a missionary make sure your hand is behind their neck or behind their head supporting them if
29:06you're ever eating them out there's this one hand is like above like opening up her pussy and this
29:12other one's like touching her titties or choking her like i was just like you need to just make sure
29:16you're constantly supporting them that's okay just feeling comfort comforted okay but when you're down
29:23there what's your game plan are you doing the alphabet with your tongue like what's going on
29:26you're doing the swirly swirl you're doing up
29:29i was just saying like my main thing is like you just have to make sure that you like once you find
29:35the clip you hone in on that motherfucker you suck on it you lick on it you do absolutely everything
29:39but you have to listen to her body you have to make sure that when you do the right thing she
29:44makes the right squeal you double down on that and you just fucking absolutely assassinate that
29:49fucking yeah yeah you it's almost like a listening game it's like wait it's like
29:53yeah you know what that's that's the great advice for all guys out there because you know every guy
30:08every guy like says they're great at it every guy right it's kind of like girls
30:12i think so too i just talked about it you have the balls to talk about every girl says they're
30:20good at giving head and every guy says they're good at eating pussy but then every guy says that
30:2490% of girls suck and every girl says that 90% guys suck so you know more people have to be like
30:28you harry and fucking talk about it you know i'm just trying to help i'm just trying to help my
30:31my fellow brothers my fellow sisters anyone who needs to hear it i just want you but also it's
30:38gotta help the only fans talking about this shit so fuck it why not hey you know we better get our
30:4412.99 worth you know exactly so girls listen okay when you're doing the ones in the messages where
30:51you say 40 bucks for this video i want you to listen to harry's advice thank you thank you so much yeah
30:56please because i'm the guy paying for the video i'm sitting on the other side paying for that
30:59do you pay for the for the leak like the leak ones yeah it's so annoying because i get so bamboozled
31:05all the time they'll be like oh i'm bent over you can see my tight little kitty and then it's just
31:09them and fucking at g-string and you don't get to see anything i'm like fuck you got me for 50
31:14hey so have you ever posted anything like you know is that is it is he on the internet i think
31:24i would have heard if he was no i have some i have some very revealing like gray sweatpants photos but
31:29i haven't got my meat out just yet oh wait a second is that is that is that i have enough sex
31:38tapes so i'm like you know it's probably gonna come out at some point
31:41holy fuck i pray that i pray that if they leak it it's a good one you know what i mean because
31:48you know i'm sure everyone everyone has good days and bad days i'm sure one of them you're like
31:53i hope that one leaks and then one of them you're kind of like not that one please god like fuck you
31:58though yeah yeah exactly yeah
32:00that would make a lot of fucking money and you know what just fucking drop it drop it tonight
32:06i would do it like a drake album where you kind of said teasers out it's kind of how our boy jay
32:11alvarez did it i'm like ryan ryan told me to do this everyone here's my car get my instagram taken down
32:17well look like like people grew up watching tyga you know i i grew up he was on the song bedrock
32:23he was great rock city and now he's just jerking off on girls faces have you seen his content that
32:29shit is insane you know i didn't subscribe because i'm heterosexual and i thought that would be weird
32:35but i almost did just to see it i did trust me trust me you subscribed to tyga are you serious the
32:41the the talent the performance the amount of dms i slid in after that stuff was just absolutely
32:48oh so you scout you scout his girls he was talent scouting for sure right so i know i'm not the
32:56other one no 100 yeah he was kind of like doing the dambles or anything but except that he was
33:01fucking them on camera exactly so it's just you get right yes it's just it's beautiful it's a beautiful
33:07process and did you ever connect with one of those girls yes you did i have so hold on a second
33:16okay okay so so step one subscribe to tyga jerking off on girls step two dm one of those girls step
33:28three invite her over sober wait sober yeah you fucked that one sober many times okay invite her
33:37over step step but the first time was it sober i find that very impressive i really do and then step
33:46yes yeah it was yeah wow and then step four make a sex tape with her too well let me ask you that
33:53sorry whose sex tape was better yours or tygus oh tygus for sure yeah yeah hey we can't compete
34:01because i i was i was trying to pretend like it wasn't me in it and then and then i'm just like
34:05well you can see my fucking head tattoos and shit so i kind of gave up after like fucking 45 seconds i
34:10was like this is stupid let's just focus on what we're doing wait is your face in it too or did you
34:16pov it i i tried i tried to pov it but i had my hand on her ass and then i was like i was i was showing i
34:22was like oh i wouldn't care if there's a league and then i saw my you know what it's me it's a
34:26matter of time i think you should almost do it like dave portnoy where he kind of knew what was
34:30coming out he just said fuck it here we go you know dave portnoy's got nudes there you didn't see
34:35his sex tapes no are you kidding you didn't see dave portnoy's they're incredible and the way he
34:42handled it was yeah he's my favorite guy in the world and the way he handled it was amazing he just
34:47so he's got a girl she's uh all strapped up and he's holding him by chains and he's fucking her
34:52from behind and he's grabbing her and he's choking her and she's filming it kind of like this and then
34:58he spits on her face at the end i think and then uh it leaked and then everyone was going crazy and
35:02then his stock went down the pen stock went down and then he comes out on a story and he goes
35:05so i had consensual sex and i fucking spiced it up then the regular fucking sex yeah i did i did that
35:13and he just owned it and everyone was like oh okay then everyone moved on like he handled it like
35:16a gem you know no way this is legit and the girl harry right after yeah right after the show i'll
35:24send it to you it's it's good i apparently there's two more and oh no that's what he said too he's like
35:30there's another one where i'm just like weirdly jerking off or he said something like that he's
35:34like i'm glad that one didn't leak but this one i don't give a fuck i'll send it to you right
35:38after the show harry it's a good sex tape you know so you got to make sure you're on dave
35:43portney level for that oh jordan belford just tweeted at me no way yeah he said let's go to vegas
35:49you should definitely fucking go to vegas with the wolf no no but you you should definitely go to have
35:55you hung out with that guy before yeah yeah he's fucking crazy yeah tell me about him please tell
35:59me your best jordan belford story please no so i went and just i went on an uncultured yeah so i walked
36:05into his house and there's like probably like 20 to 30 people there and he's there in the corner
36:11getting a suit tailored and i can hear him talking showed that i was talking to his team and then
36:15they're like giving me a tour of the house and i go into like this weird room and there's like four
36:20dudes there and i got like golf clubs where i had a head and they're like staring at me i'm like what
36:24do you guys do like oh we're in recruitment i'm like for what and they're like don't worry about it so
36:28i just said okay cool i feel smart at being in this room anyway and they're just like okay i'm like look i
36:34i don't want to keep asking questions i'm going to keep moving then i went to another room where
36:38there was this girl apparently that was talking shit about me like the day before like harry jazzy's
36:42piece of shit all this stuff and and i just walked up to her and i was like hey so your friends told
36:48me that you think i'm a piece of shit so that sucks am i actually a horrible person or you just
36:52just making up assumptions on someone you don't know which was probably a bit rude but she was just
36:57like oh no i'm sorry like very like backpedaled but he was very interesting i we sat down i was like
37:03look i got this great tiktok idea that's gonna go viral and it was i think it was his most viewed
37:07video um where i put like the clown uh face on him the crown filter and it was like okay if you go on
37:14this thing you'll see it and it says um because it's like it was like a trend where i'll find it it's
37:21literally it was like when you say you're not fucking leaving but you end up going and do it like
37:25some shit okay that's good yeah so so that shit that shit went fucking crazy
37:30so he is like in the movie like that's him that's his character like that's how he is like
37:37exactly like the fucking movie like no way to a t man he he sat we sat down and we hung out in his
37:43hot tub did his podcast and he legit was like go go go go go like you could hear that this dude is
37:50smart as fuck like he's got a lot going on he is a yeah like he's legit like but i was very like
37:58respect like i respect him a lot because he's he's like okay shit i can see the social media
38:02shit happening i need to take advantage of it so he just hired a whole team blow his shit right
38:06yeah yeah yeah he's so he's he's a genius is what he is you know think about it he gets it this guy
38:12found a way to make 50 million his first year on wall street and then got leo dicapre to play him in
38:15the biggest movie leo's ever done pretty fucking smart if you ask me it's crazy and that that movie
38:20itself is a story like that shit that shit's wild yeah like what the making of the movie and shit
38:26yeah because him and leo became like homies and shit right yeah yeah they're making the movie
38:29like apparently it was meant to be like brad pitt or some shit but leo yeah i heard that leo outbid
38:34him or something crazy like that imagine having brad pitt or leo fight over you like are you fucking
38:39i'd come in my pants i would be like you know this is it i've made it fuck the 50 million that's all
38:46that's all i want right there the boy's fighting at me fucking troy and the titanic harry i think
38:53i think you're probably one of the funniest dark i think i like harry more than you
38:56he's yeah i love him he's so fucking funny bro how we doing roberto good we're good okay
39:02great hey just last question about jordan belfort you guys ever tagged a girl together
39:09me me the the wolf you and the wolf i i would love to i i i said to him i i said to him yo like
39:18what's stopping us from going to vegas right now and he's like well i don't do drugs anymore i'm
39:22like if i got access to quaaludes he's like you can't i've tried i was like okay you know you've
39:27got me there quaaludes are done right forever yeah he he was telling me some big celebrities that
39:32would like text him and be like yo like i need i have them i have them yeah you know i hear that in
39:37toronto all the time like uh oh i have 1994 quaaludes because my nurse's mom's fucking ex-wife's
39:42dogs boyfriends this works at this pharmacy and apparently they're just extinct done yeah like we did
39:48a quick google search plan you get them in south of the river but i think they're the phony shit
39:51yeah i how can how can they not recreate them i can't see that message what's it say just say it
39:57we're at 40 minutes oh my god it's supposed to be 20 harry i'm so sorry well we we did i just
40:04enjoyed talking to you so much we're at 40 minutes already okay well i guess we should wrap it up harry
40:09any final thoughts anything you want to say before you go nah thank you so much for having me i i can't
40:14wait to watch this back kid can't wait to watch franchisca's episode i bet she talked shit about
40:18me okay and granted i had her back in the moment too but i love you both very much all right much
40:25love harry you're the best love you so much everyone thank you for tuning in pillow talk i think this is
40:31the funniest episode we'll ever have so harry harry keep on fucking trucking i can't wait to see you
40:35will ferrell movie i love you and i can't wait to watch your sex tapes and see you on only fans and
40:39maybe see you with the pink thing in your butt on chatterbait all right love you brother see you guys
40:43love you cheers
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