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Here are some commercials that aired during episodes of Roseanne, Life's Work, Home Improvement, Spin City & Relativity:

1. Atlanta Braves Baseball Ch. 2 promo bumper
2. ABC Tuesday Intro
3. Maybelline Lash Mascara
4. Coca-Cola/NFL Red Zone
5. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory on Videocassette
6. Taco Bell
7. Townies & Ellen ABC promo
8. D3: The Mighty Duck TV trailer
9. McDonald's Arch Deluxe
10. L'Eggs Reliance
11. SnackWells Fudge Brownies
12. Life's Work/Home Improvement/Spin City/Relativity ABC promos
13. Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman ABC promo
14. Bell South
15. Krystal
16. Ch. 2 News Nightbeat promo bumper
17. 'Roseanne' will be right back
18. Kodak Gold Film
19. Nike Sneakers
20. CK 1 Fragrance
21. That Thing You Do TV trailer
22. Domino's Pizza
23. TGiF ABC promo
24. Full Moon & High Tide Productions/The Carsey-Werner Company (1996)
25. Kudo Chocolate Bar
26. (same as #9)
27. Disney's Oliver & Company on Videocassette
28. Second Noah ABC promo
29. Perot '96
30. Loreal Makeup
31. Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
32. Twister on Videocassette
33. Hunt Club Clothes
34. Ford Expedition
35. ABC's Children First
36. Coach & Common Law ABC promo
37. Primetime Live ABC promo
38. 'Life's Work' will be right back on ABC!
39. M&Ms
40. Indian Summer Fragrance
41. Children's Motrin
42. (same as #29 & #18)
43. The Drew Carey Show ABC promo
44. WEEST, INC (Production Logo Here)/Touchstone Television (1996)
45. Life's Work End Credits
46. AirTouch Cellular
47. Guy Millner for U.S. Senate
48. (same as #16)
49. Jeep Cherokee Sport
50. Wal-Mart
51. KFC
52. (same as #23 & #8)
53. Serta Mattress
54. Red Lobster
55. Mitsubishi Vehicles
56. Spin City & Relativity ABC promos
57. (same as #43)
58. Dole/Kemp '96
59. (same as #15, #16, #25, #21, #9 & #34)
60. Ellen ABC promo
61. (same as #37)
62. 20/20 ABC promo
63. Wind Dancer Production Group/Touchstone Television (1996)
64. Home Improvement end credits
65. Visa Card
66. (same as #32 & #22)
67. High Incident & Under Siege ABC promos
68. Hanes Underwear
69. The Long Kiss Goodnight TV trailer
70. (same as #4 & #6)
71. Relativity ABC promo
72. (same as #7)
73. Spin City ABC bumper
74. Stafford's Options
75. The Chamber TV trailer
76. AEtna
77. Infiniti Q45
78. NYPD Blue ABC promo
79. Ubu Productions/LotteryHill Entertainment/DreamWorks (1996)

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00:00The Crohn's and Pilates Foundation's Pacesetter Walk.
00:06Walk or run on Sunday, October 6th and help find a cure for a disease that affects 2 million Americans.
00:11Registration forms are available now or call 728-WALK.
00:17The Atlanta Braves take on the Los Angeles Times.
00:20Tomorrow at 4 on Channel 2.
00:30Welcome to ABC Tuesday.
00:33Tonight, Roseanne.
00:34Life's work.
00:35Home improvement.
00:37Spin City.
00:38And relativity.
00:39ABC Tonight.
00:42Now, without a pin, a toothpick, a gizmo, it separates.
00:47It defunds lash by lash.
00:49Lash by lash mascara from Maybelline.
00:51Pull out the brush and it wipes off the gunk.
00:54Not once, twice.
00:56No clumps to pick at, no globs to pick off.
00:58Lash by lash mascara, a now new waterproof formula for perfectly separated lashes.
01:04Come rain or shine, it's lash by lash, now and waterproof.
01:08Maybe she's born with it.
01:12Eat football, eat football, drink Coca-Cola.
01:17The Coca-Cola NFL Red Zone.
01:20You can win an official team jacket, two tickets to Super Bowl 31,
01:23or the grand prize, tickets and travel to the Super Bowl for life.
01:28Look under specially marked Coca-Cola Classic bottle caps or can tabs
01:31and watch ABC's Monday Night Football for the official Coca-Cola NFL Red Zone number after each game.
01:37And if the numbers match, you could win.
01:39Eat football, drink football, drink Coca-Cola.
01:42Own the sweetest adventure on video.
01:44Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
01:46He was a boy with a dream and a golden ticket.
01:49I got it!
01:50Your golden ticket to imagination and adventure is now for sale on video.
01:54Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
01:57An army of bizarre one-eyed creatures has just landed in the desert.
02:02Creatures with twisted hollow bodies and hideous bulging eyes.
02:07It appears they're heading for Taco Bell.
02:10People here are frantically buying extreme value combos
02:13and taking home one of four straw-like creatures and a pack of sweet tarts for just 69 cents more.
02:18With a Halloween deal like this, these monsters could soon be in every home in America.
02:24Monsterized straws, only at Taco Bell.
02:27Hey, because of baseball, 90210 isn't on this week.
02:30But your favorite shows on ABC are.
02:32Like Ellen, her parents are getting divorced.
02:34She's going through the five stages of grief.
02:37Ellen, can you hear me?
02:40Yes, Audrey, I don't think that deafness is one of the stages.
02:42And then a kiss isn't just a kiss when it's among townies.
02:45After Ellen, ABC Wednesday.
02:48The Mighty Ducks are back.
02:50We're the new hockey team.
02:51And you are...
02:52Varsity, the only hockey team.
02:54This fall, the coolest team on ice...
02:56You'll never belong.
02:58...is learning there's more to playing the game.
03:00We need to beat the varsity.
03:02Or the board can take away your scholarships.
03:03...than they ever imagined.
03:05I told them that you were the heart of the team.
03:07You know we're going to hurt you.
03:08Bring it on.
03:09Emilio Estevez.
03:12E3, The Mighty Ducks.
03:14Rated PG.
03:16Starts Friday, October 4th.
03:19Bold.
03:20Tastefully done.
03:21Critics are raving about 3 The Grown-Up Way.
03:24From Mickey D's, producer of the critically acclaimed Darch Deluxe,
03:27comes 3 New Deluxe Sandwiches.
03:29Crispy Chicken Deluxe.
03:30Grilled Chicken Deluxe.
03:31Fish Filet Deluxe.
03:32And that's an order.
03:33Yes, sir.
03:34Mature taste.
03:35Love toppings like whole leaves of lettuce,
03:37juicy tomato, tasty sauces,
03:38and a fish filet that's 50% bigger.
03:40You're going down.
03:413 The Grown-Up Way.
03:43An exciting new part of McDonald's lineup.
03:45I'm going in.
03:45I'm going in with you.
03:50Hey, hey, hey.
03:51I know you.
03:52Jamie.
03:53Jamie.
03:53Jamie.
03:53Jamie.
03:54Jamie.
03:55Jamie.
03:56Jamie.
03:56You know your legs are strong enough to get you out of this,
04:03but are your pantyhose.
04:06Enter New Reliance from Legs.
04:08They're silky shield and strong.
04:11A perfect combination.
04:13New Legs Reliance.
04:15A beautiful solution to life's little snags.
04:17I'm so excited.
04:20Snackwell's is now making fudge brownies.
04:22Yeah, me too.
04:22Hmm.
04:23I can't believe there's only two grams of fat.
04:25Will you please help me out?
04:27Those ladies could be here any second.
04:30So moist and chewy.
04:31New Snackwell's brownies and snack bars.
04:34ABC next.
04:35Lisa's about to have her day in court.
04:37You can do this with one hand tied behind your back.
04:39Just like my wedding night.
04:40And all new Life's Work.
04:41Then look who needs counseling.
04:43All you have to do is be open and honest.
04:45All right.
04:47And all new Home Improvement.
04:49And...
04:49I need you to open that jar that's on the counter.
04:51They're calling it the strongest new sitcom.
04:53I love you, my little Hercules.
04:55Spin City.
04:56Then it's the show critics call the best new drama series of the new season on a special night.
05:01I'm ready.
05:01Relativity.
05:02After Spin City.
05:03ABC tonight.
05:04Sunday.
05:05It's the episode that was meant to be.
05:08That's right.
05:09Lois and Clark are finally tying the knot.
05:12I do.
05:12This time, it's really going to happen.
05:15But it's not going to be easy.
05:18Holy matrimony.
05:19Did we mention Delta Burke is the wedding destroyer?
05:23I am planning revenge of operatic proportions.
05:28Cool.
05:28This is one flight down the aisle you'll never forget.
05:31Lois and Clark.
05:32ABC Sunday.
05:35When I was a kid, I made myself a promise.
05:38If I ever made it, I'd give something back.
05:41So when I got into the NBA, I decided to organize charity events for underprivileged kids.
05:47And Bell South helped me do it.
05:49They set me up with a memory call and another phone line for my computer and my fax.
05:53I tell kids, you can be anything if you believe in yourself.
05:56Unless you're 5'3 and you want to play pro basketball, you have to be crazy to believe that.
06:01Order Bell South, memory call service now.
06:03I get one month free.
06:04And now, for a limited time only, Crystal's got the 2, 3, 4 dollar deal.
06:08First offering, one crystal, fries and a drink.
06:11And how many dollars in honor and I've got a good week?
06:12Two dollars sold.
06:13Two dollars.
06:14Second offering, three crystals, fries and a drink.
06:16And how many dollars in honor and I've got a good week?
06:17Sold in the back to the hungry gentleman for four dollars.
06:29Don't forget, for a limited time, the 2, the 3, and the 4 dollar deals are a crystal.
06:33And how many dollars in honor and I've got a good week?
06:35The Lipstick Bandit goes to court.
06:37The latest on the Nightbeat.
06:41Roseanne will be right back.
06:42The Lipstick Bandit goes to court.
07:12Oliver and Company for the whole family.
07:17Hey, we should use this song in the movie.
07:19What movie?
07:20This movie me and Lil did, uh, you know, we're playing cops.
07:23Renegade cops, loose cannons.
07:25What part of the word undercover do you clowns not understand?
07:28Versage, it was the center.
07:30As soon as the game in it, everything was crazy.
07:32It was Penis fault.
07:33I was just discussing a community watch program.
07:35Well, I'm taking you both off the case.
07:36Immediately, get your feet off the desk.
07:39It's called double action, you know, and it's gonna be real cool.
07:41Sounds cool.
07:42The Academy don't recognize this.
07:44We got a problem.
07:55CK1, a fragrance for a man or a woman.
07:58From Calvin Klein.
07:59Critics have a thing for that thing you do.
08:04That is a very expensive, gorgeous place.
08:07It's an absolute blast.
08:08Definitely the thing you should do.
08:10That thing you do.
08:11Written and directed by Tom Hex.
08:13Rated PG.
08:14Friday.
08:14Only in theaters.
08:15Only from Domino's.
08:17New Roma herb crust pizza.
08:19Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, and basil baked into the dough.
08:23Call now and get any large pizza with one topping for $9.99.
08:26A second one topping pizza, just $4.99.
08:28For Hot and Wow.
08:29Call Domino's now.
08:31ABC Friday.
08:32Urkel's going to geek university on Family Matters.
08:35Then, Newsday calls Sabrina New Wave Cool.
08:39Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
08:41And, when your daughter shops like Cher, you'd better lay down some strict rules.
08:45Ten chores for one outfit.
08:47Clueless, followed by Boy Meets World, TGIF, ABC Friday.
09:00It's an all-new life's work happening right now.
09:07Kudas alert in Sector 7.
09:09Bunch.
09:11Great chocolate taste.
09:12Wholesome Oats and Grange.
09:17Nice work.
09:19Kudos.
09:19All systems go.
09:20Roger, copy.
09:28Recently, McDonald's brought you the Arch Deluxe.
09:31Now, there's an entirely new sandwich for grown-ups.
09:39The Crispy Chicken Deluxe.
09:42Lots of fresh toppings and a whole breast filet from a more sophisticated kind of chicken.
09:47It's McDonald's with a grown-up taste.
09:49I love it when it is karma.
09:51Critics love Oliver & Company.
09:53The Chicago Tribune calls it one of Disney's best.
09:56The Miami Herald says it's an instant classic like Lady and the Tramp and 101 Dalmatians.
10:01All right!
10:02For clever, colorful, heartwarming fun by Oliver & Company.
10:05On sale now.
10:06ABC Saturday.
10:08All-new Second Noah.
10:09I want you to stay away from Roxanna.
10:10A new love.
10:11You've taken enough, JoJo.
10:13You don't get any more.
10:14And old scores to settle.
10:15He's your son.
10:16He's a chameleon.
10:17There are animals in our backyard that are better mothers than you.
10:20Noah and Jesse know you're here?
10:21You think you're the only one who's had pain?
10:23Go away!
10:23Emotions explode in all-new Second Noah.
10:25ABC Saturday.
10:26Why won't they let Ross debate?
10:28Is it because after the 92 election, 40% said that if they'd voted their conscience, they'd have voted for Ross and he would have won?
10:37In 1996.
10:38In 1996.
10:39Vote your conscience.
10:40Vote for Perron.
10:41At the end of the day, the last thing I want to fill is my makeup.
10:45So I wear a feel-perfect makeup with ultra-soft microspheres.
10:48It covers flawlessly, but I can't feel it.
10:51So I always feel beautiful.
10:53I don't ever feel made up.
10:55Feel-perfect makeup by L'Oreal.
10:56She crazed that taste.
11:00That big, bold cranberry taste.
11:03That one-of-a-kind ocean spray taste.
11:07The movie that blew you away, Twister, is now for sale on video.
11:17Run!
11:17Hold on to your truck.
11:19Hold on to your house.
11:21Hold on to your TV.
11:22Twister, now for sale on video.
11:27A classic never goes out of style.
11:30But that doesn't mean you can't add more style to a classic.
11:34Introducing Hunt Club's new fall line for men and women.
11:37Casual classics with contemporary style.
11:39Like our crisp cotton pants and rich autumn hues.
11:42Our twill riding jacket with a more refined silhouette.
11:45And our heathered flag vest with new soft velvet trim.
11:48Hunt Club for fall exclusively at JCPenney.
11:51Where the classics have never had more style.
11:54Come in now for great values on Hunt Club wrinkle-free pants.
11:58This is going to be fantastic.
12:01A week of fishing.
12:02Only one way in and one way out.
12:04Peter would have loved this.
12:06Too bad he hates to fly.
12:07Peter's a wimp.
12:08Peter, I was the in-flight movie.
12:22The new Ford Expedition.
12:24The only way to get there.
12:25When you're a kid, you think nobody in the whole world has problems like yours.
12:32Then you grow up and you find out everybody has problems.
12:34If kids don't have someone to confide in, life can be pretty painful.
12:38So, let's do something to help.
12:39Become a mentor.
12:41Help a child who needs some old-fashioned TLC.
12:44Sometimes, that's all it takes.
12:45Children first.
12:46ABC Saturday.
12:49Luther's never read a book in his life.
12:51Now he's writing one.
12:52A failure?
12:53It's going to make you look like a loser.
12:55I am a loser, hey!
12:57Coach, Ben.
12:58Oh, baby.
12:59See these hottest new lawyers.
13:00Steam rose off dahlias, Downey.
13:03No calls.
13:04What law book are they reading from?
13:06Common Law, ABC Saturday.
13:08He killed his close friend and married his girl.
13:10The number two man of the most violent crime family of its time.
13:14See what it really means to be a mobster.
13:16A Primetime exclusive.
13:18Plus, his basic instinct is not to be the average leading man.
13:21His famous family.
13:22His own tough times.
13:24You don't know Michael Douglas till you see Primetime Wednesday.
13:30Life's work will be right back on ABC.
13:36My fans, I have arrived!
13:38Oh, hi!
13:39Why don't you have a seat right over there?
13:42Is this one of those retro 70s chairs?
13:44No.
13:46Comfy?
13:48She sold us out!
13:50Check, please!
13:52Indian Summer.
13:53The new perfume.
13:54By Priscilla Presley.
13:59Indian Summer.
14:01The summer and new.
14:02By Priscilla Presley.
14:03I thought my children's fever medicine worked fine, but I was visiting my sister and Tommy
14:13got a really high fever.
14:14She gave me Children's Motrin.
14:15I couldn't believe how much faster it got that fever down and how much longer it lasted.
14:20Nearly eight hours with just one dose.
14:23I'd have to give two doses with my old medicine.
14:24For eight-hour relief of high fever, Children's Motrin is the pediatrician's new choice.
14:29The next day, Tommy was Tommy again, and I bought my own Children's Motrin.
14:35Today's choice for high fever.
14:38Why won't they let Ross in the debates?
14:40Is it because of his pledge to reform campaign spending and to end influence peddling in Washington
14:45by lobbyists?
14:46In 1996, vote your conscience.
14:50Vote for parole.
14:52Kodak has a great offer for everyone at your house.
14:56A great way to bring home the video of Walt Disney's Oliver & Company.
15:00Just buy a specially marked Kodak Gold Film Value Pack,
15:04and you'll get a coupon that instantly saves you $5 on the classic story of Oliver.
15:09With a Disney twist.
15:11Pick up a Kodak Gold Value Pack today.
15:17The instant way to bring home Oliver & Company for the whole family.
15:22Hey, because of baseball, 90210 isn't on this Wednesday.
15:26But your favorite shows on ABC are.
15:28Like the wonderful, magical Drew Carey Show.
15:36Just drew it.
15:37After Grace, all your favorite shows, right here, ABC Wednesday.
15:49You are the most worthless piece of trash that ever disgraced this courtroom.
15:54No.
15:55You said that to him?
15:56You are so cool.
16:00I mean, he's a Supreme Court justice.
16:03Made him cry.
16:05No!
16:05These are great cigars.
16:11Where'd you get them?
16:12Cubans.
16:13Swiped them from my husband.
16:15Oh, you are so cool.
16:19All right.
16:20Enough chit-chat.
16:22Let's arm wrestle.
16:24Two hands?
16:25Sure.
16:26I bet you.
16:26Okay, people.
16:30This one's simple.
16:32Right now, AirTouch is offering cellular service for just $15 a month.
16:37Can't beat that.
16:38But if you need to think about it, I'll wait.
16:40Well, that was quick.
16:50But after all, at $15 it is an easy call.
16:54For details, call 1-800-AIRTOUCH or a participating agent.
16:59People ask me all the time why I would leave a successful business to run for the U.S. Senate.
17:04This is my granddaughter, Julianne.
17:07She's only two years old.
17:09But she'll pay $200,000 in interest on the federal debt.
17:13If we don't stop the growth of the federal government, her generation will pay almost one-half of every dollar they earn in taxes.
17:21That's crazy.
17:21So why am I running for the U.S. Senate?
17:25To fight for our children's chance to live their American dream.
17:30A two-alarm fire threatens to destroy DeKalb County office complex.
17:34Details on the night feed.
17:39This is it, gentlemen.
17:41Finds like these turn careers into legends.
17:43It is a legend.
17:44I mean, it's responsible for the entire species.
17:47I can't believe it's in this kind of shape after so many years.
17:49All right, let's get it out of here.
17:51Get the crate!
17:52Wait!
17:53They left the keys in it!
17:57The legendary Jeep Cherokee scores.
18:00With a lease rate of just $2.19 a month, it could be exactly what you've been searching for.
18:05See your local Jeep and Eagle dealer.
18:09There's a special place where you can dress your family for less.
18:15Every season, you will always know that you can look your best.
18:23Sensible fashion, it's the way we dress.
18:27If you think KFC just serves the Colonel's original recipe chicken, think again.
18:44There's plump, juicy, tender roast, our new roasted chicken served in pieces.
18:47And the Colonel's crispy strips, freshly prepared all day.
18:51At KFC, our menu is getting so big, you might need a bigger table.
18:55Everybody needs a little KFC.
18:58Now, fill your plate with two pieces of new tender roast or three Colonel's crispy strips,
19:02plus mashed potatoes, gravy, coleslaw, and a biscuit at a special September price, just $2.99.
19:09ABC Friday.
19:10Urkel's going to geek university on Family Matters.
19:13Then...
19:14Newsday calls Sabrina New Wave Cool.
19:17Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
19:18And when your daughter shops like Cher, you'd better lay down some strict rules.
19:22Ten chores for one outfit.
19:25Clueless, followed by Boy Meets World, TGIF, ABC Friday.
19:29The Mighty Ducks are back.
19:31I'm a goalie, not a stayer!
19:34In an all-new adventure.
19:35They got horses!
19:37Emilio Estevez.
19:39Same old ducks.
19:40V3 The Mighty Ducks, rated PG.
19:42Starts Friday, October 4th.
19:47This perfect moment is brought to you each and every night
19:52by the Serta Perfect Sleeper.
19:56Serta.
19:57We make the world's best mattress.
20:00They really lower the prices.
20:02Most restaurants, they go up.
20:03This place, they go down.
20:04I can't get him out unless there are low prices.
20:07Under $10.
20:07Red Lobster introduces new low prices.
20:10Now 15 luscious dinners under $10.
20:13You get shrimp, crab, salmon.
20:15Try our succulent shrimp combo.
20:17Savory scampi and beer-battered shrimp.
20:20I like shrimp.
20:20I'm a shrimp eater.
20:21With salad and cheddar bay biscuits, all this just $7.99.
20:25New low prices at Red Lobster now.
20:27Then we can even afford dessert.
20:28So what a wonderful place.
20:32Nelson Reunion.
20:33Presenting a new family of cars for 1997.
20:36From a new era at Mitsubishi.
20:38Nelson family.
20:39A wide range of rugged sport utility vehicles.
20:42Nelson Reunion.
20:43Red hot sports cars and refined new sedans.
20:47Great new cars for everyone.
20:48Because no two people are.
20:50Nelson Reunion.
20:52Exactly alike.
20:53The new family of cars for Mitsubishi.
20:56Built for living.
21:01ABC next.
21:01They're calling it a runaway winner.
21:03I need you to open that jar that's on the counter.
21:05And the strongest new symptom.
21:06I love you, my little Hercules.
21:08Everybody's falling for Spin City.
21:10Then, it's the show critics call the best drama series of the new season.
21:14I'm ready.
21:15Now's your chance to see it on a special night.
21:17All right.
21:18Relativity, right after Spin City, ABC tonight.
21:20Hey, because of baseball, 90210 isn't on this Wednesday.
21:24But your favorite shows on ABC are like the wonderful, magical Drew Carey show.
21:29Just Drew It.
21:36After Grace.
21:37All your favorite shows right here, ABC Wednesday.
21:40The truth.
21:42484 new spending proposals.
21:45Costing us $432 billion in bigger government.
21:48A massive healthcare bureaucracy.
21:50Thousands of wasteful projects like $2.5 million for alpine slides in Puerto Rico.
21:55$76 million for programs like Midnight Basketball.
21:58The largest tax increase in history.
22:00Yet, Clinton says.
22:01But I don't think that that qualifies me as a cause of a liberal.
22:05That's not what the facts say, Mr. Clinton.
22:07The real Bill Clinton?
22:09A real spending tax liberal.
22:11And now, for a limited time only, Crystal's got the $2, $3, $4 deal.
22:15First offering, one crystal, fries and a drink.
22:17And how many dollars an owner, not a good wheat?
22:19$2 sold.
22:20$2 second offering, three crystals, fries and a drink.
22:22And how many dollars an owner, not a good wheat?
22:24What you pay, what you pay, sold to the lady in the front row for $3.
22:27The last offering are six crystals, fries and a drink.
22:30And how many dollars an owner, not a good wheat?
22:31What you pay, what you be, not a good house.
22:33Sold in the back to the hungry gentleman for $4.
22:35Don't forget, for a limited time, the two, the three, and the $4 deals are a crystal.
22:39And how many dollars, not a wheat?
22:40A little bit.
22:42New charges against the suspected Unabomber.
22:44Update on Night Beat.
22:48We'll be right back here on ABC.
22:54Kudos alert, Insector 7.
22:59Target locked on.
23:02Launch.
23:05That chocolate taste ought to give me a lift.
23:07Those oats and grains will help keep her going.
23:09Critics have a thing for That Thing You Do.
23:26Another major triumph for Tom Hex.
23:28It's the best thing to see this fall.
23:30You are nice boys.
23:32Certainly for you.
23:33That Thing You Do.
23:34Rated PG.
23:35Friday.
23:35Only in theaters.
23:44Recently, McDonald's brought you the Arch Deluxe.
23:48Now, there's an entirely new sandwich for grown-ups.
23:56The Crispy Chicken Deluxe.
23:58Lots of fresh toppings and a whole breast filet.
24:01From a more sophisticated kind of chicken.
24:03It's McDonald's with a grown-up taste.
24:05I love it with you, Ms. Carman.
24:18Did you see what I saw?
24:20Unbelievable.
24:25Did you see what I saw?
24:27It is getting so crowded around here.
24:29We're out of here.
24:30The new Ford Expedition.
24:32It seats up to nine and tows more than anything in its class.
24:35Ford Expedition.
24:36The only way to get there.
24:38ABC Wednesday.
24:39Ellen's parents are getting divorced.
24:40She's going through the five stages of grief.
24:43Ellen, can you hear me?
24:45Yes, Audrey.
24:45I don't think that deafness is one of the stages.
24:47Ellen, ABC Wednesday.
24:48He killed his close friend and married his girl.
24:51He was the number two man of the most violent crime family of its time.
24:54See what it really means to be a mobster.
24:56A primetime exclusive Wednesday.
24:59Friday.
24:59Sexist?
25:00Lewd?
25:01Insulting?
25:01This is not some bachelor party tape.
25:03It's showing in Washington.
25:05Wait till you find out where.
25:062020 Friday.
25:07Still working on that paper at the cafeteria?
25:17Oh, yeah.
25:18The story's exploded.
25:19We're talking big breaking news here.
25:21According to my sources, what the school is selling as pork still is actually made from tofu.
25:27What?
25:30Tofu?
25:31God, they're passing that stuff off as good wholesome pork?
25:34Hello, my name is Al.
25:41Oh!
25:45You're just 30 minutes away from relativity.
25:53Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
25:55You don't need fins to swim under it.
25:58You don't need wings to fly over it.
26:01You don't need four legs to run through it.
26:04But you just might need to bring this.
26:08Because Reefwatch Air Tours, Wild Track, Jeep Safaris and pro-sale schools will take you on the rise of your life.
26:15If they won't take American Express.
26:18Visa.
26:18It's everywhere you want to be.
26:21It's coming to your town.
26:24It's coming to your street.
26:26Over!
26:27It's coming to your home.
26:29It's coming right at us.
26:31Twister.
26:32Buy it for your video collection at a great low price.
26:36Only from Domino's.
26:38New Roma herb crust pizza.
26:39Sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic and basil baked into the dough.
26:43Call now and get any large pizza with one topping for $9.99.
26:46A second one topping pizza just $4.99.
26:48For hot and wild, call Domino's now.
26:51Thursday explodes.
26:53We've got another bomb.
26:54A serial bomber takes on the force.
26:57Give me a reason.
26:57Give me a reason.
26:58Blair Underwood.
26:59The old new high incident then.
27:01Steven Seagal.
27:02Tommy Lee Jones.
27:03In the original and the best.
27:05Under Seed.
27:06Environmental discretion advised.
27:08After high incident.
27:09Thursday explodes on ABC.
27:11There's a message in the wild.
27:15All you've heard about me is truth.
27:20I don't put limits on my life.
27:21It's my heart that's breaking.
27:25Down this long distance.
27:27I work hard.
27:28I'm missing you at all.
27:33I stand up for myself.
27:36I'm resilient.
27:37Change resilience.
27:39It's all about strength and beauty.
27:42We have 24 hours.
27:43We'll find her and we'll kill her.
27:45On October 11th.
27:46We'll be like it!
27:47Take everything you know about action, danger, and suspense, and kiss them all goodnight.
27:57From the writer of Lethal Weapon and the director of Cliffhanger, Gina Davis.
28:02Honk if there's any trouble.
28:03Samuel L. Jackson.
28:04Yes, Miss Daisy.
28:06I be honking.
28:07The Long Kiss Goodnight.
28:08Rated R.
28:08Opens Friday, October 11th.
28:10Special preview Saturday in selective theaters.
28:11Eat football!
28:13Eat football!
28:14Drink Coca-Cola!
28:18The Coca-Cola NFL Red Zone.
28:20You could win an official team jacket, two tickets to Super Bowl XXXI, or the grand prize,
28:25tickets and travel to the Super Bowl for life.
28:28Look under specially marked Coca-Cola Classic bottle caps or can tabs, and watch ABC's Monday Night Football
28:33for the official Coca-Cola NFL Red Zone number after each game.
28:37And if the numbers match, you could win.
28:39Eat football!
28:40Eat football!
28:41Drink Coca-Cola!
28:42An army of bizarre one-eyed creatures has just landed in the desert.
28:47It appears they're heading for Taco Bell.
28:50People here are frantically buying extreme value combos and taking home one of four straw-like creatures
28:55and a pack of sweet tarts for just 69 cents more.
28:58With a Halloween deal like this, these monsters consume me in every home in America!
29:04Monsterized Straws, only at Taco Bell.
29:07Now, Goosebumps are also at Taco Bell.
29:10So come in and get Goosebumps toys today!
29:12Watch the show everyone's talking about.
29:15I'm ready.
29:15The best drama series of the new season.
29:18Alright, you're testing my arm.
29:20Relativity on a special night, ABC Next.
29:23Hey, because of baseball, 90210 isn't on this week.
29:25But your favorite shows on ABC are like Ellen.
29:28Her parents are breaking up.
29:29She's going through the five stages of grief.
29:32Ellen, can you hear me?
29:34Yes, Audrey, I don't think that deafness is one of the stages.
29:37And then a kiss isn't just a kiss when it's among townies.
29:40Did he kiss you back?
29:41Well, I mean, it felt like it, but I guess it could have just been in response to the suction.
29:46Townies, ABC Wednesday.
29:49You're watching Spin City.
29:51On ABC.
29:55Morning, Tom.
29:56Morning, Tom.
29:58Tom, does this match?
30:00Well, I...
30:00Relax, Tom.
30:02We're options by Stafford.
30:03Slacks, jackets, vests.
30:04Everything matches.
30:06All the brown stuff goes together.
30:07All the black stuff goes together.
30:09You mean, I could look like you guys?
30:12Gee, Tom, we're highly paid fashion models.
30:15But you could dress like us.
30:17Cool.
30:17Know your options.
30:19Options by Stafford, only at JCPenney.
30:20When it comes to business casual, you've got options.
30:24Options by Stafford.
30:25Based on the best-selling novel by John Grisham.
30:28So far, all that's been recovered are the bodies of two small children.
30:32Chris O'Donnell.
30:33I want the K-Hall case.
30:34Gene Hackman.
30:35What'd you expect to find here?
30:36Grandson.
30:37The Chamber.
30:38Directed by James Foley.
30:39Rated R.
30:39Starts October 11th.
30:40No matter where we live, when it comes to something as important as health care, we all want the best.
30:52That's why Aetna and U.S. Health Care have joined forces to create a partnership that will set a new standard of quality and care in the health care industry.
31:01Aetna and U.S. Health Care.
31:03Raising the quality of health care for your town, for your family, for you.
31:09What if you could take on a whole new image?
31:16Would you be more elegant?
31:19More dynamic?
31:22More comfortable?
31:24One of the world's best-performing luxury cars has an almost entirely new identity.
31:32The new Q45 from Infinity.
31:36Everything changes, but the soul.
31:41Last year, you shared their glory, felt their pain.
31:44But nothing will prepare you for the new season of NYPD Blue.
31:48I want you to marry me.
31:50The critically acclaimed series is back.
31:52Are you hit?
31:53NYPD Blue.
31:55Andy!
31:55Premiering in two weeks on ABC Tuesday.
31:58Your discretion advised.
31:59The wait is almost over.
32:02Sit, Ubu, sit.
32:03Good dog.
32:06Moo.
32:15What time is it?
32:206.15.
32:20Wow, they're really loud.
32:25Yeah.
32:25Beautiful, isn't it?
32:29Tonight at 11 on the Channel 2 Action News Nightbeat.
32:50State troopers hit the highways in full force to crack down on drunk drivers.
32:54We'll have the latest on the new task force in a live report.
32:57Plus, did two dogs dig up clues to an unsolved mystery?
33:01Stay with Channel 2 for an update on the case from investigators.
33:04And...
33:05We just will not tolerate wrongdoing on the part of police officers.
33:08A sex charge lands an officer in jail.
33:10The details, tonight at 11 on the Channel 2 Action News Nightbeat.
33:14Coverage you can count on.
33:18Channel 2 Action News.
33:20The best coverage of the day's top stories.
33:24The most complete local news.
33:26And the anchors who know Georgia.
33:28Don Farmer, Monica Coughlin, and John Pruitt.
33:36Professional.
33:38Experienced.
33:40Channel 2 Action News.
33:43Coverage you can count on.
33:45Did you get that stain out?
33:50Oh, yeah.
33:51A little club soda.
33:51Came right out.
33:52Yeah.
33:53Mustard is tough to get out.
33:55Fairness.
33:56It looks good.
33:56Yeah.
33:57Did a great job with that.
34:02That's great.
34:02That's great.
34:03Good?
34:03Yeah.
34:03All right.
34:04Thanks, Dan.
34:05Oh, you're welcome, Dan.
34:07Hey, oh, by the way.
34:07You know where Keith's sitting?
34:10He's...
34:10Right over in the corner.
34:11All right.
34:12I got his stuff here, too.
34:13Stop the violence.
34:19Watch for details here on Channel 2.
34:22Ready to fall deeper in love with relativity right now.
34:26Why won't they let Ross debate?
34:29Is it because after the 92 election,
34:3140% said that if they'd voted their conscience,
34:34they'd have voted for Ross,
34:35and he would have won in 1996?
34:39Vote your conscience.
34:40Vote for Perot.
34:41So how do you tighten your belt without feeling the pinch?
34:45Well, hurry in to pay less for the buy one, get one half off sale.
34:48Buy one pair of shoes and get the second pair for half off.
34:50Pick from every pair in the store.
34:52And at these low prices, buying more means saving more.
34:55My life is not bound by being a woman.
34:59I'm interested.
35:00Interested in what I think is important.
35:02I hardly ever do the girly thing.
35:04I don't go around thinking I look beautiful.
35:06But I think I am beautiful.
35:09I like my skin to be soft.
35:10I wash with Dove.
35:12There's nothing like Dove.
35:13It simply can't dry your face like soap.
35:16Dove's famous moisturizer is proven to absorb into your skin to keep it soft.
35:20I'm happy with my skin.
35:22With my life.
35:23Now, without a pin, a toothpick, a gizmo, it separates.
35:33It defines lash by lash.
35:35Lash by lash mascara from Maybelline.
35:37Pull out the brush and it wipes off the gunk.
35:40Not once, twice.
35:41No clumps to pick at, no globs to pick off.
35:44Lash by lash mascara.
35:46And now new waterproof formula for perfectly separated lashes.
35:50Come rain or shine, it's lash by lash.
35:52Now in waterproof.
35:54Maybe she's born with it.
35:55Maybe it's maybe a lady.
35:59Steve wasn't born to shop.
36:01But he picked up lots of terrific stuff at Burlington Coats factory for about half what he would have paid in a department store.
36:07Look at these scorecodes.
36:08You should see the labels.
36:10Doesn't he look terrific?
36:11Wrinkle-free pants from Bill Black.
36:13Great dress slacks.
36:15I really love him.
36:16He needed a new sweater, but at these prices, he got four.
36:19I think I've created a monster.
36:21Want to save on great men's clothes?
36:23Get them at the factory.
36:24I like simple factories with more than great goods.
36:29Look carefully at these ice cubes.
36:34Do you see a subliminal message?
36:37Do you see a beautiful naked woman smiling seductively at you?
36:46If you do, you probably just need a girlfriend.
36:50It's pasta and pasta and more pasta.
37:02The Olive Garden's never-ending pasta bowl, just $6.95.
37:06Unlimited refills of your favorite pastas with free salad and breadsticks, just $6.95.
37:11Hurry and soon at the Olive Garden.
37:13Does your skin feel a little dry?
37:17Quench it with the best Vaseline Intensive Care yet.
37:21Brimming with healing moisturizers and alpha hydroxys,
37:25Vaseline Intensive Care is made to restore your dry, thirsty skin,
37:29to heal dryness,
37:30and keep skin feeling smooth and healthy for 12 hours straight.
37:34So with Vaseline Intensive Care, there's never a dry moment.
37:40Heal your dry skin healthy with Vaseline Intensive Care.
37:44Critics were blown away by Twister.
37:47Now on video.
37:48A one-of-a-kind experience.
37:50It's coming!
37:50Like Jaws and Jurassic Park.
37:55Twister.
37:56Buy it for your video collection at a great low price.
37:59Governor of California was found murdered in bed.
38:05Not alone.
38:06Not with his wife.
38:08Murder One's back with three all-new murder cases.
38:12One new hotshot lead defense attorney.
38:14Anthony LaPaglia stars.
38:16The all-new Murder One.
38:17Premieres one week from Thursday on ABC.
38:19Can you believe what's possible these days?
38:31The entire Internet only a click away?
38:34A quicker, simpler Internet.
38:36All the things you find only on the world's most popular Internet online service,
38:41now more affordable than ever?
38:42It's like living in the future.
38:44The future, now available on America Online.
38:52Earl, you find you sometimes like to just hop off the tractor and play in the dirt?
39:00It all started with the Arch Deluxe.
39:05Yeah.
39:06Our pretend-a-maraca ship.
39:08I love you.
39:10Now McDonald's introduces more grown-up sandwiches.
39:12Old chicken breast fillet and fish fillet that are big, sophisticated, and very grown-up.
39:18McDonald's new deluxe line.
39:20Why should kids have all the fun?
39:21Just because I wear makeup doesn't mean my clothes have to.
39:25Revlon creates ColorStay.
39:27Makeup that looks just applied all day and won't rub off on your collar.
39:31Or on him.
39:32Revlon's oil-free ColorStay makeup.
39:36Revlon.
39:37Ooh, garlic.
39:38Healthy Choice introduces new Garlic Lover's Pasta Sauces.
39:42Brimming with irresistible aroma.
39:44Incredible flavor.
39:45Garlic Lover's Pasta Sauces.
39:47New from Healthy Choice.
39:49Everything a garlic lover loves.
39:52In Phoenix, the Gibsons are about to have their first baby.
39:56And boy, do we have some great ideas about how to pay for college.
40:00Problems, but more importantly, solutions.
40:02On ABC's World News Tonight.
40:04Don't just watch the news.
40:05Use it.
40:06Relativity will continue in a moment.
40:11Here on ABC.
40:14Wednesday.
40:15His basic instinct is not to be the average leading man.
40:19How much do you make for picture now?
40:20That's none of your business.
40:22His famous family.
40:23His own tough times.
40:25You don't know Michael Douglas till you see Primetime Wednesday.
40:31One firefighter was hurt in a massive blaze at a DeKalb County office complex.
40:35Tonight, it's time to survey the damage.
40:38We'll have a live update on the Night Beat at 11.
40:40A dog in Forsyth County brings its owner an unusual surprise, human bones.
40:44And friends wait for word after helping raise money for a Snellville teen's double lung transplant.
40:49Good evening, I'm John Pooey.
40:51And I'm Monica Coff with these stories and Glenn's latest forecast.
40:54And when will the sun return on the Night Beat at 11?
40:57Let's go back in time.
41:02The 60s.
41:04Bob Dole's in Congress.
41:05Votes against creating Medicare.
41:07Against creating student loans.
41:09Against the Department of Education.
41:11Against a higher minimum wage.
41:13Still there.
41:14Against creating a drug czar.
41:16Against the Brady Bill to fight crime.
41:18Against family and medical leave.
41:20Against vaccines for children.
41:21Against Medicare again.
41:23Dole Gingrich tried to cut 270 bills.
41:27Bob Dole.
41:28Wrong in the past.
41:29Wrong for our future.
41:32We keep you moving.
41:34We keep you moving.
41:37At BP, our high octane Super 93 is formulated with our highest level of engine cleaning power.
41:43Super 93 delivers everything you demand in a premium gasoline.
41:46So you can concentrate on more important things.
41:50We keep you moving.
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42:02Wednesday.
42:03All day.
42:04Macy's one day sale.
42:06Savings.
42:07Values.
42:08Store wide.
42:09Shop early.
42:09Shop late.
42:12Monica Kaufman and Don Farmer.
42:14Weekdays at 5 on Channel 2 Action News.
42:16From Butterball.
42:23New chicken requests.
42:24Crispy baked breasts.
42:26For the ones you love.
42:29In five exciting flavors.
42:31Like zesty Italian style herb.
42:33Tangy lemon pepper.
42:34Only the best is ever good enough.
42:38Tender, juicy chicken breasts.
42:40With tasty, crunchy coatings.
42:42Amazingly baked, not fried.
42:44The best of all is Butterball.
42:48Quick and easy from the freezer.
42:49New chicken requests.
42:50It's a different kind of skin.
42:53The delicate skin around the eye.
42:55L'Oreal creates Plinitude Revitalift Eye Anti-Wrinkle Plus Firming Cream.
42:59We really do need a special cream.
43:02It's very simple to use and it's not greasy.
43:05Revitalift Eye firm skin in just six hours.
43:08Plus it smooths lines and wrinkles.
43:10And it reduces that puffy look.
43:13Sometimes we all get in the morning.
43:15New Revitalift Eye Cream.
43:17I love it.
43:18You're just six hours away from more beautiful eyes.
43:22So how do you tighten your belt without feeling the pinch?
43:24Well, hurry in to pay less for the buy one, get one half off sale.
43:27Buy one pair of shoes and get the second pair for half off.
43:30Pick from every pair in the store.
43:32And at these low prices, buying more means saving more.
43:35I'm so excited.
43:38Snackwell's is now making fudge brownies.
43:40Yeah, me too.
43:41I can't believe there's only two grams of fat.
43:43Will you please help me out?
43:45Those ladies could be here any second.
43:48So moist and chewy.
43:49New Snackwell's brownies and snack bars.
43:52A small-time detective.
43:54An amnesia victim with a dangerous past.
43:56You're an assassin working for the United States government.
43:59Now the biggest case of his career could be the biggest mistake of his life.
44:05When we first met, you were all like,
44:07I'm a fool.
44:07I burned the darn muffins.
44:09Now, you're going to a bar.
44:10Sailors come running out.
44:11What up with that?
44:12Gina Davis.
44:13Honk, if there's any trouble.
44:14Samuel L. Jackson.
44:15Yes, Miss Daisy.
44:16I be honking.
44:17The Long Kiss Goodnight.
44:19Rated R. Special Preview Saturday in selective theaters.
44:28Leo's coming over in like two minutes.
44:31He's going to meet everybody.
44:32That is just the point is I don't want him to meet everyone.
44:34Until now, Isabel's managed to keep Leo all to herself.
44:37Everett!
44:38But this Saturday...
44:39I'm starting to figure this whole thing out.
44:41I've been looking for you everywhere.
44:43That will all change.
44:44So you all met?
44:45Mm-hmm.
44:46Relativity.
44:47ABC Saturday.
44:48Friday.
44:49Sex.
44:50Greed.
44:50Fraud.
44:51Jim Baker shackled in crime.
44:53What happened in prison and the man he is now will shock you.
44:56His first interview on 2020 Friday.
44:58When you see Mayfield milk in the grocery store, you may wonder, why is it in a yellow jug?
45:06It's simple.
45:07Yellow blocks out light.
45:09You see, all these studies have proven that when milk is exposed to light, it starts to lose essential vitamins.
45:15Not to mention its flavor.
45:16In fact, up to one-third of the things you buy milk for may be gone by the time you drink it.
45:22So look for Mayfield's yellow jug.
45:24It means that great-tasting milk we bottle fresh every day stays that way until you drink it.
45:29There's Hot 5, Hot 5, Live at 5, but nothing compares to Take 5 from Movie Gallery.
45:36Five movies for five days for $5.99.
45:39Take 5.
45:40Five movies, five days, $5.99.
45:42Excluding new releases at Movie Gallery.
45:46Robert Redford and Michelle Pfeiffer in a story of ambition and experience, passion and commitment.
45:52Do you want to be with me?
45:53So much it hurts.
45:55Real life and real love.
45:58Up close and personal.
46:01What does your copier think of the paper you put in it?
46:04Oh, good.
46:04He's coming to feed me.
46:06I'm starving.
46:07Oh, no.
46:08It's not great white paper.
46:10No, I'm really going to get in a jam.
46:12Copiers worry about the paper you feed them, so Union Camp created great white recycled content paper.
46:17It's virtually worry-free.
46:19So it's as good for your business as it is for the environment.
46:22Great white.
46:22Only from Union Camp.
46:23One less thing to worry about.
46:25He's got to change my diet.
46:28Are we having a bad day?
46:38Over the past 13 years, no other import manufacturer has sold as many sport utility vehicles as American Isuzu Motors.
46:46But, hey, why stop at 13?
46:49Right now, you can lease a 96 rodeo for some of the lowest prices of the year during the Isuzu Big Deal Clearance Event.
46:57The rugged, dependable, go-anywhere Isuzus.
46:59Next on the Channel 2 Action News Nightbeat, a spectacular fire breaks out at a Cab County office complex.
47:08Dozens of firefighters rush to battle the flames.
47:10We'll have a live report.
47:12Also, drinking drivers, be warned.
47:14A new DUI crackdown has begun.
47:16The Nightbeat is next.
47:17Being married to a dentist, we're always getting free samples of toothpaste.
47:24But what do I do?
47:26I buy Mentadent.
47:27Mentadent has all three ingredients dentists recommend most for the care of teeth and gums.
47:31Fluoride, baking soda, and peroxide.
47:33These are the ingredients my husband recommends.
47:35On your toothbrush, into your mouth, as you're brushing, you can feel bubbles everywhere.
47:39Hundreds of bubbles all over your mouth, giving you a fresh, clean feeling.
47:44Mentadent's accepted by the American Dental Association.
47:47My husband would never recommend a product that wasn't.
47:51Why won't they let Ross in the debates?
47:54Is it because of his pledge to reform campaign spending and to end influence peddling in Washington by lobbyists?
48:00In 1996, vote your conscience.
48:04Vote for parole.
48:05Hey, nice bowl of shredded wheat.
48:08Yeah, I think so.
48:09Well, you could eat total and get 100% of 11 vitamins and minerals.
48:12Try to get that from shredded wheat and you'll have to add more than just milk.
48:15Like what?
48:16Well, you could try strawberries for vitamin C.
48:18Oh, that sounds good.
48:19Lima beans for iron.
48:20Eggs for some vitamin E.
48:22You gotta be kidding.
48:23Some peanuts for niacin.
48:24Or a nice piece of liver for some B6.
48:27I'll try the total.
48:29Whole grain total.
48:30One bowl, 100%.
48:32Hey, don't eat it just for me.
48:34Mmm.
48:35Mmm.
48:35We're talking.
48:38God, the devil.
48:38Movie contains adult content.
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