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Here are some commercials that aired during episodes of Bonanza and Laredo:
1. Universal 9's ViewPoint
2. 227 Universal 9 syndicated promo
3. The Arsenio Hall Show Universal 9 promo
4. The Tarot Line
5. American National Bank of New York
6. BeautyRest Mattress
7. New York Eye Surgery Center
8. (same as #5)
9. Jacoby & Meyers Law Offices
10. ??
11. Jack Lalanne Health Clubs
12. New Jersey Bell
13. First Capitol Publishing
14. Coronet Furniture
15. National Geographic Special Universal 9 promo
16. She-Wolf of London Universal 9 promo
17. (same as #1)
18. DeVry
19. The Psychic Hotline
20. Fuschberg & Fuschberg Lawyers
21. Champion Mortage
22. Bonanza end credits
23. Republic Pictures (1991)
24. Trust 100 Funeral Homes
25. (same as #10)
26. Universal 9 Special Report
27. Hunter Universal 9 promo
28. Laredo Intro
29. Art Instructions Schools
30. Don Cherry's Rock 'em Sock 'em Hockey Videos
31. The Big Band Collection Music CD
32. Soloflex
33. Tummy Sizer
34.
1. Universal 9's ViewPoint
2. 227 Universal 9 syndicated promo
3. The Arsenio Hall Show Universal 9 promo
4. The Tarot Line
5. American National Bank of New York
6. BeautyRest Mattress
7. New York Eye Surgery Center
8. (same as #5)
9. Jacoby & Meyers Law Offices
10. ??
11. Jack Lalanne Health Clubs
12. New Jersey Bell
13. First Capitol Publishing
14. Coronet Furniture
15. National Geographic Special Universal 9 promo
16. She-Wolf of London Universal 9 promo
17. (same as #1)
18. DeVry
19. The Psychic Hotline
20. Fuschberg & Fuschberg Lawyers
21. Champion Mortage
22. Bonanza end credits
23. Republic Pictures (1991)
24. Trust 100 Funeral Homes
25. (same as #10)
26. Universal 9 Special Report
27. Hunter Universal 9 promo
28. Laredo Intro
29. Art Instructions Schools
30. Don Cherry's Rock 'em Sock 'em Hockey Videos
31. The Big Band Collection Music CD
32. Soloflex
33. Tummy Sizer
34.
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15:28I'm Sarah Lee Kessler.
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16:23The White House is a production of the United States.
16:33The End
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