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Here are some commercials that aired during The Fox 53 Movie presentation of Dirty Harry:
1. The FOX (WPGH) Movie bumper
2. The Drew Carey Show syndicated promo (Monday at 6:00pm on Fox 53!)
3. Cheerios
4. Tamiflu
5. America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses
6. (same as #1)
7. The Fox 53 Comedy Zone promo (Home Improvement/Roseanne/Drew Carey/Seinfeld)
8. Honey Nut Chex
9. General Electric
10. Frasier syndicated promo (Monday at 11:00pm on Fox 53!)
11. Walt Disney World (2000)
12. (same as #1 & #8)
13. The Western School
14. (same as #4)
15. Golden Grahams Cereal
16. (same as #5)
17. Ally McBeal FOX promo
18. (same as #1)
19. Seinfeld syndicated promo (Tonight at 11:00pm on Fox 53!)
20. (same as #3 & #9)
21. New Jersey's Wildwoods
22. (same as #1)
23. Honey Nut Cheerios
24. Patio Enclosures, Inc.
25. McKean Auto Group
26. Gladware Containers
27. Hidden Valley Ranch
28. Home Improvement syndicated promo bumper (Weeknights at 5:00pm & 6:30pm only on Fox 53!)
29. The Jerry Springer Show FOX 53 promo
30. The X-Files FOX promo
31. (same as #1 & #2)
32. BeautyBuys
33. Make-A-Wish Foundation of Western Pennsylvania
34. Disney On Ice's Toy Story at Mellon Arena
35. Thomas' English Muffins
36. Aerial Wireless' U-Cam
37. (same as #1)
38. Malt Shop Memories on CD
39. Giant Eagle
40. (same as #17 & #1)
41. Neosporin
42. Francesco Rinaldi Pasta Sauces
43. Gold Bond Medicated Body Lotion
44. Mudd Self Heating Cleanser
45. The Drew Carey Show syndicated promo #2 (Tomorrow at 6:00pm & 7:00pm on Fox 53!)
46. (same as #1)
47. Spirit of The '60s on CD
Video footage courtesy of and a very Special Thanks to Randall Floyd for the content shown here!
1. The FOX (WPGH) Movie bumper
2. The Drew Carey Show syndicated promo (Monday at 6:00pm on Fox 53!)
3. Cheerios
4. Tamiflu
5. America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses
6. (same as #1)
7. The Fox 53 Comedy Zone promo (Home Improvement/Roseanne/Drew Carey/Seinfeld)
8. Honey Nut Chex
9. General Electric
10. Frasier syndicated promo (Monday at 11:00pm on Fox 53!)
11. Walt Disney World (2000)
12. (same as #1 & #8)
13. The Western School
14. (same as #4)
15. Golden Grahams Cereal
16. (same as #5)
17. Ally McBeal FOX promo
18. (same as #1)
19. Seinfeld syndicated promo (Tonight at 11:00pm on Fox 53!)
20. (same as #3 & #9)
21. New Jersey's Wildwoods
22. (same as #1)
23. Honey Nut Cheerios
24. Patio Enclosures, Inc.
25. McKean Auto Group
26. Gladware Containers
27. Hidden Valley Ranch
28. Home Improvement syndicated promo bumper (Weeknights at 5:00pm & 6:30pm only on Fox 53!)
29. The Jerry Springer Show FOX 53 promo
30. The X-Files FOX promo
31. (same as #1 & #2)
32. BeautyBuys
33. Make-A-Wish Foundation of Western Pennsylvania
34. Disney On Ice's Toy Story at Mellon Arena
35. Thomas' English Muffins
36. Aerial Wireless' U-Cam
37. (same as #1)
38. Malt Shop Memories on CD
39. Giant Eagle
40. (same as #17 & #1)
41. Neosporin
42. Francesco Rinaldi Pasta Sauces
43. Gold Bond Medicated Body Lotion
44. Mudd Self Heating Cleanser
45. The Drew Carey Show syndicated promo #2 (Tomorrow at 6:00pm & 7:00pm on Fox 53!)
46. (same as #1)
47. Spirit of The '60s on CD
Video footage courtesy of and a very Special Thanks to Randall Floyd for the content shown here!
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00:00One to two!
00:07Drew's brother is like no other!
00:08I've got a black belt in karate in a matching bag!
00:11He and his gal pals take over the bar!
00:13Drew, ladies' net is pure genius!
00:15Three beers, please!
00:16That'll be six bucks.
00:17You mean, three bucks.
00:19Discount is for ladies only.
00:20I may not be a woman, but I am a lady.
00:22Well, yeah, let's not fool ourselves, here.
00:24I mean, I could put on a browns jacket,
00:26it doesn't make me a quarterback.
00:27Drew's stuck between a rock and a weird place.
00:29Hey, maybe we can have What the Hell Was I Dancing With night on Thursday.
00:32Next Drew, Monday at 6 on Fox 53.
00:37Dad?
00:38Uh-huh?
00:38Why do you shave?
00:39Because I don't want a beer.
00:40Why do you wear a tie?
00:42That's easy.
00:42Because I have to.
00:45Dad, why do you always eat Cheerios?
00:48Because Daddy's cholesterol is kind of high.
00:50And a study shows the whole grain oats and Cheerios can help lower cholesterol when part of a low-fat
00:55diet.
00:55Why do you have high cholesterol?
00:58Well, because Daddy used to eat not such good things before he met Mommy.
01:03Daddy?
01:05The one and only Cheerios.
01:07Carla, it's your mother.
01:10Carla, where are you? The meeting started.
01:12The world doesn't stop for the flu, but you do.
01:15Coughing, chills, fever, and body aches can make you miserable for days on end.
01:21But thanks to a new prescription pill, you can start to feel better.
01:25Now your doctor can prescribe Tamiflu, a new, easy-to-take pill that goes right to the very cause of
01:31the flu, attacking the flu virus itself.
01:34As soon as symptoms start, visit your doctor and ask if Tamiflu is right for you, so you can start
01:41feeling better.
01:42Tamiflu.
01:45And now that the flu has hit, if you feel fluish, see your doctor early.
01:50And to learn to recognize flu symptoms, send for this free brochure and learn more about Tamiflu.
01:56One out of ten may experience mild to moderate nausea or vomiting.
01:59Fewer may experience bronchitis, sleeplessness, or dizziness.
02:03This season, you have Tamiflu.
02:04Tamiflu, helping you get through the flu.
02:07Okay, how are you doing?
02:08Over here.
02:08Good morning, everybody.
02:09Oh, hi.
02:09Excuse me, kids.
02:10Hi, you wear glasses?
02:11Yes.
02:12Yeah, you get the lowest price in sight?
02:13Two, $2.50.
02:14Oh, is that the last kid?
02:16Yeah.
02:16Come with me.
02:17See, at America's Best, you get two complete pairs of glasses.
02:20I'm talking frames and lenses for only $59.99.
02:24And that includes a complete doctor's eye exam.
02:26And two pairs.
02:27Hey, this is America's Best.
02:29Now she's really going to stop traffic.
02:32Call 1-800-2-PAIR to discover the lowest price in sight.
02:351-800-2-PAIR.
02:48Everyone's rushing home to watch the Fox 53 Comedy Zone.
02:51Home Improvement at 5 and 6.30.
02:54Get off the road!
02:57Roseanne at 5.30.
03:02Move it!
03:04Crew carry at 6 and 7.
03:06Roll it!
03:08Oh, come on!
03:09Seinfeld at 7.30.
03:11The Fox 53 Comedy Zone.
03:13Weeknights 5 to 8.
03:14Only on Fox 53.
03:17Mother.
03:19Son.
03:20Woodstock.
03:21Stock Exchange.
03:23Flower Power.
03:24Power Broker.
03:25Tie-Dye.
03:26Coat and Tie.
03:27What brings them to the table?
03:30Honey Nut Chex.
03:31A delicious taste.
03:33An amazing crutch.
03:35Hey, if they can share this family value, what next?
03:38Some friendly political conversation?
03:41Let's not push it.
03:43Honey Nut Chex.
03:45Welcome to Generation Chex.
03:48Dear John,
03:49this is really hard for me to do.
03:53But I can't keep pretending everything is fine when it's not.
03:58I know relationships are built on trust,
04:00so I have to tell you,
04:02I found someone more reliable.
04:07I mean, I can save up to 25%.
04:12It's from the GE Auto Insurance Program.
04:15You know I can't do better than that.
04:20They made it easy.
04:21I can switch right away.
04:23You'd have found out eventually,
04:24but I wanted you to hear it from me.
04:28Thanks for being there,
04:29and good luck with your other customers.
04:34The GE Auto Insurance Program.
04:361-800-441-2149.
04:38Save up to 25%, maybe more.
04:40Call 1-800-441-2149 today.
04:47Many things that we do share.
04:49Fraser's addicted to love.
04:51Now they're sharing a Tic Tac.
04:53And Niles gets an earful.
04:55And I started to slip off my old.
04:57The roles are done.
04:57No, sit.
04:58My God must have me do everything around here.
05:01Will Dr. Crane find help?
05:03Because I'm Fraser, and I'm a sexaholic.
05:05Or be thrown to the wolves?
05:09It's hot stuff.
05:11Ooh la la.
05:12Fraser, Monday at 11th on Fox 53.
05:17The future is coming.
05:19Guess what?
05:20I think we're going to Walt Disney World.
05:23Mom and Dad are watching that video again.
05:26Of all that fun stuff about the millennium.
05:29It's millennium.
05:31It's the perfect year to finally take that Walt Disney World vacation.
05:35Just call 1-800-317-2525 now for your free vacation planning video.
05:41And find out about all there is to do during our magical year-long millennium celebration.
05:47The video makes planning your trip easy.
05:49It shows you how to get into the parks early.
05:51Where to have breakfast with Mickey Mouse.
05:53And how to stay at a Disney resort for as low as $74 a night.
05:57So if you've been thinking and dreaming, it's time to start calling.
06:01Just call 1-800-317-2525 for your free video today.
06:07Wow.
06:08Can we stay for the homilillium?
06:11To reach the future, hand in hand.
06:23Mother.
06:24Son.
06:25Woodstock.
06:26Stock exchange.
06:28Flower power.
06:29Power broker.
06:31Tie-dye.
06:32Coat and tie.
06:33What brings them to the table?
06:35Honey Nut Checks.
06:36A delicious taste.
06:38An amazing crutch.
06:40Hey, if they can share this family value, what next?
06:43Some friendly political conversation?
06:47Let's not push it.
06:49Honey Nut Checks.
06:50Welcome to Generation Checks.
06:53Looking for a change?
06:54Career not going anywhere?
06:56Imagine a new career in just 15 months.
06:59The Western School offers real jobs with real opportunity.
07:02Independence, respect, security.
07:04Let Western School show you how to get there.
07:07So what are you waiting for?
07:09Don't just dream about it.
07:10It's a great day to get started on your new future at the Western School.
07:14Call them today at 1-800-333-6607.
07:18The Western School.
07:19Careers geared for the 21st century.
07:23Carla, where are you?
07:27The meeting started.
07:28The world doesn't stop for the flu, but you do.
07:31Coughing, chills, fever, and body aches can make you miserable for days on end.
07:36But thanks to a new prescription pill, you can start to feel better.
07:41Now your doctor can prescribe Tamiflu, a new, easy-to-take pill that goes right to the very
07:47cause of the flu, attacking the flu virus itself.
07:50As soon as symptoms start, visit your doctor and ask if Tamiflu is right for you, so you
07:56can start feeling better.
07:58Tamiflu.
07:59Helping you get through the flu.
08:01And now that the flu has hit, if you feel fluish, see your doctor early.
08:06And to learn to recognize flu symptoms, send for this free brochure and learn more about
08:11Tamiflu.
08:11One out of ten may experience mild to moderate nausea or vomiting.
08:15Fewer may experience bronchitis, sleeplessness, or dizziness.
08:18This season, you have Tamiflu, helping you get through the flu.
08:22I love Golden Grahams.
08:25Larry?
08:26It's me, Jerry, your long-lost twin.
08:29Wait!
08:30I'll be right back.
08:32Yeah, sure.
08:34I finally found you.
08:36Be right back.
08:37Everything else can wait with Golden Grahams.
08:39Thirty long years.
08:41So what's another minute, huh?
08:43The taste too good to enter up.
08:45Golden Grahams.
08:47Hey, Golden Grahams.
08:49I'm going to need some milk.
08:53Let's get her.
08:54Excuse me, miss.
08:55Hey, gang.
08:56You wear contacts?
08:57Uh, yeah.
08:58Yeah, you get the lowest price in sight?
09:00I pay two-something.
09:01Oh, too much.
09:02Why do you come with me and bring these kids?
09:04See, at America's Best, you get a complete doctor's eye exam and two six-packs of soft-med
09:08disposable contacts, all for just $59.99.
09:11Hey, this is America's Best.
09:13Absolutely.
09:14Or you get one doggone good deal.
09:17Hey.
09:17Sorry.
09:18Call 1-800-2-PAIR to discover the lowest price in sight.
09:211-800-2-PAIR.
09:23Allie competes for a chance to dance with a diva.
09:26Do you think I'll look silly?
09:27Why don't you ask our senior partners?
09:29Tina Turner guest stars on an all-new Allie McBeal Monday.
09:38On the next episode of Seinfeld, you bought a car because it belonged to John Boyd?
09:45No, no.
09:46I think yes, yes.
09:49John Boyd!
09:50John Boyd!
09:51Can I ask you something?
09:53Wait.
09:54Oh, God!
09:56John Boyd!
09:57Are you kidding me?
09:58His tooth marks, he bit me.
10:01John Boyd bit you?
10:03What?
10:03Is he a vampire?
10:05Tonight at 11 on Fox 53.
10:09Dad?
10:09Uh-huh?
10:10Why do you shave?
10:11Because I don't want a beer.
10:12Why do you wear a tie?
10:13That's easy.
10:14Because I have to.
10:16Dad, why do you always eat Cheerios?
10:19Because Daddy's cholesterol is kind of high.
10:21And a study shows the whole grain oats and Cheerios can help lower cholesterol when part
10:26of a low-fat diet.
10:27Why do you have high cholesterol?
10:30Oh, because Daddy used to eat not such good things before he met Mommy.
10:35Daddy?
10:36The one and only Cheerios.
10:39Dear John, this is really hard for me to do.
10:44But I can't keep pretending everything is fine when it's not.
10:49I know relationships are built on trust, so I have to tell you, I found someone more reliable.
10:58I mean, I can save up to 25%.
11:03It's from the GE auto insurance program.
11:06You know, I can't do better than that.
11:11They made it easy.
11:12I can switch right away.
11:14You'd have found out eventually, but I wanted you to hear it from me.
11:19Thanks for being there, and good luck with your other customers.
11:24The GE auto insurance program, 1-800-441-2149.
11:29Save up to 25%, maybe more.
11:31Call 1-800-441-2149 today.
11:38All you have to do is jump in the car, and before you know it, you can escape to our
11:43Island Beach Resort, where there's more rides and family entertainment than Disneyland.
11:48A boardwalk that's 38 blocks of pure fun, fabulous food for every mood, and five miles
11:55of the widest beaches on the Atlantic coastline.
11:59The fun never ends in the wild world.
12:03For a people's show, call 1-800-WW-BY-Z.
12:09The End
12:14THE END
12:41It's Honey Nut Cheerio
12:43Yep, this is the new sunroom
12:45I'm real happy with their work
12:47My guess is they're a small local company
12:50Father and son thing
12:52All I know is
12:54I've got a great deal
12:56And great service
12:58You can just tell when it's a small local company
13:01Got exactly what I wanted
13:03Small town service
13:05Big company support
13:06That's Patio Enclosures Incorporated
13:08I think the grandmother answered the phone
13:14At McCain Kia
13:15We've got your key to the best deal in Pittsburgh
13:17Friendly service, that's the key, guys
13:19But you gotta have me
13:20You know what buys if I'm not just right, right?
13:23And no one comes back if I don't take care of them
13:25All together now
13:26Let's start something
13:27McCain Kia has 2,000 Sophia's starting at 8,751
13:31Or 2,000 Sportage's starting at 13,899
13:34If we can't beat your best deal
13:36I'll wrestle an alligator
13:38In the middle of Liberty Avenue
13:40You beat him
13:41I'll beat him
13:43I will never let this container out of my sight
13:46I will care for it as if it were my own child
13:48A little overprotective of your Tupperware?
13:50Get Gladware
13:52Reusable containers that cost about 50 cents each
13:54So if they lose them
13:56Don't get mad
13:57Get Glad
14:06Nothing turns the ordinary
14:08Into the extraordinary
14:09Like a packet of Hidden Valley Ranch
14:14Home Improvement
14:15Part of the Fox 53 Comedy Zone
14:17Weeknights at 5 and 6.30
14:19Only on Fox 53
14:23Tired of paternity tests?
14:25It's always bastard this, bastard that
14:28Sick of teen boot camps?
14:30Doesn't that just grate you?
14:32Then we've got the show for you
14:33I have been eating on you
14:36I knew it!
14:38Do you kind of see a trend here?
14:40You know I love you, but
14:42Something different from your friends at Jerry Sprink
14:44I did not have sexual intercourse with that one
14:48Next Jerry Sprink
14:50Monday at 11 on Fox 53
14:54This realistic video game has one problem
14:56You lose, you die
14:58Bring it on
14:59The X-Files
15:00All new tonight at 9, 8 central on Fox
15:09Drew's brother is like no other
15:11I've got a black belt in karate and a matching bag
15:13He and his gal pals take over the bar
15:15Drew, ladies' night is pure genius
15:18Three beers, please
15:19That'll be six bucks
15:20You mean three bucks
15:21Discount is for ladies only
15:22I may not be a woman, but I am a lady
15:25Well, yeah, let's not fool ourselves here
15:27I mean, I could put on a browns jacket
15:28Doesn't make me a quarterback
15:29Drew's stuck between a rock
15:31And a weird place
15:32Hey, maybe we can have
15:33What the hell was I dancing with
15:34Night on Thursday
15:34Next Drew
15:35Monday at 6 on Fox 53
15:39Hi, we're the Perry Friends
15:41And we agree on everything
15:43We especially agree on
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15:50At the lowest prices
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15:53So for everyone we buy, I get one free
15:57What do you mean you get the free ones?
15:59I get the free ones
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16:02For beauty outside and inside
16:05I get the free ones
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