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Here are some commercial that aired during the UPN Movie Friday presentation of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home-
1. Incomplete UPN promos
2. This film has been modified...
3. Paramount Pictures (1986)
4. Wendy's Bacon Swiss Sandwiches sponsor & commercial
5. Sprint PCS
6. Star Trek: The Next Generation on DVD
7. Best Buy (Spider-Man)
8. All Fabric Softener
9. Alka-Seltzer Plus Nose & Throat Medicine
10. Facts: The Anti-Drug
11. Crest Rejuvenating Effects Toothpaste
12. Star Trek: Enterprise UPN promo
13. The Twilight Zone UPN promo
14. Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers TV trailer
15. Panasonic Sonic-Max Shaver
16. McDonald's (Disney's Treasure Planet)
17. Duracell Batteries
18. Burlington Coat Factory
19. Ziploc Storage Bags
20. Slim-Fast Granola Bars
21. Aquafresh Toothpaste
22. (same as #12)
23. Stargate SG-1 UPN 24 promo
24. Baltimore Convention Center
25. The Jewelry Factory
26. Gangs of New York TV trailer
27. Pizza Hut
28. Volkswagen Beetle
29. Sour Starburst (Use responsibly, indeed!)
30. Resident Evil: Zero for Nintendo GameCube
31. Saran Cutting Sheets
32. Will & Grace/Seinfeld/Everybody Loves Raymond UPN 24 promo
33. Value City
34. K-Y Ultra Gel
35. Star Trek: Voyager UPN 24 promo
36. WUTB-TV UPN 24 Station ID (2002)
37. (same as #18)
38. Paxil CR
39. (same as #16)
40. Shinobi for PlayStation 2
41. (same as #5)
42. Pampers Cruisers Diapers
43. Trek With The Stars Sweepstakes
44. (same as #12 & #24)
45. Columbia Sports Wear
46. Star Trek: Nemesis TV trailer
47. Old Navy (Family Feud Parody)
48. 1-800-CALL-ATT (feat. Carrot Top)
49. (same as #40)
50. Pepsi Blue
51. Oral-B 3D Excel Toothbrush
52. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer UPN promo
53. Abby UPN promo
54. (same as #34)
55. Honda Accord
56. Advair
57. Domino's Pizza Buffalo Chicken Kickers
58. (same as #24)
59. Best Buy #2
60. Verizon Wireless
61. Arm & Hammer Trash Can Deodorizer
62. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier UPN promo
63. (same as #24)
64. Bob Evans Restaurant
65. (same as #15)
66. Caress Body Wash
67. (same as #4)
68. Truth PSA
69. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell for XBOX
70. Sears
71. (same as #52)
72. KFC sponsor & commercial
73. Remington Triple Foil Shaver
74. (same as #6)
75. Clairol Herbal Essences
76. Nintendo GameCube Game Console
77. (same as #10)
78. Dove Body Soap
79. (same as #20)
80. Swan Lake UPN promo bumper
81. (same as #53)
82. UPN ID (2002)
Video footage courtesy of and a very Special Thanks to Randall Floyd for the content shown here!
1. Incomplete UPN promos
2. This film has been modified...
3. Paramount Pictures (1986)
4. Wendy's Bacon Swiss Sandwiches sponsor & commercial
5. Sprint PCS
6. Star Trek: The Next Generation on DVD
7. Best Buy (Spider-Man)
8. All Fabric Softener
9. Alka-Seltzer Plus Nose & Throat Medicine
10. Facts: The Anti-Drug
11. Crest Rejuvenating Effects Toothpaste
12. Star Trek: Enterprise UPN promo
13. The Twilight Zone UPN promo
14. Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers TV trailer
15. Panasonic Sonic-Max Shaver
16. McDonald's (Disney's Treasure Planet)
17. Duracell Batteries
18. Burlington Coat Factory
19. Ziploc Storage Bags
20. Slim-Fast Granola Bars
21. Aquafresh Toothpaste
22. (same as #12)
23. Stargate SG-1 UPN 24 promo
24. Baltimore Convention Center
25. The Jewelry Factory
26. Gangs of New York TV trailer
27. Pizza Hut
28. Volkswagen Beetle
29. Sour Starburst (Use responsibly, indeed!)
30. Resident Evil: Zero for Nintendo GameCube
31. Saran Cutting Sheets
32. Will & Grace/Seinfeld/Everybody Loves Raymond UPN 24 promo
33. Value City
34. K-Y Ultra Gel
35. Star Trek: Voyager UPN 24 promo
36. WUTB-TV UPN 24 Station ID (2002)
37. (same as #18)
38. Paxil CR
39. (same as #16)
40. Shinobi for PlayStation 2
41. (same as #5)
42. Pampers Cruisers Diapers
43. Trek With The Stars Sweepstakes
44. (same as #12 & #24)
45. Columbia Sports Wear
46. Star Trek: Nemesis TV trailer
47. Old Navy (Family Feud Parody)
48. 1-800-CALL-ATT (feat. Carrot Top)
49. (same as #40)
50. Pepsi Blue
51. Oral-B 3D Excel Toothbrush
52. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer UPN promo
53. Abby UPN promo
54. (same as #34)
55. Honda Accord
56. Advair
57. Domino's Pizza Buffalo Chicken Kickers
58. (same as #24)
59. Best Buy #2
60. Verizon Wireless
61. Arm & Hammer Trash Can Deodorizer
62. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier UPN promo
63. (same as #24)
64. Bob Evans Restaurant
65. (same as #15)
66. Caress Body Wash
67. (same as #4)
68. Truth PSA
69. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell for XBOX
70. Sears
71. (same as #52)
72. KFC sponsor & commercial
73. Remington Triple Foil Shaver
74. (same as #6)
75. Clairol Herbal Essences
76. Nintendo GameCube Game Console
77. (same as #10)
78. Dove Body Soap
79. (same as #20)
80. Swan Lake UPN promo bumper
81. (same as #53)
82. UPN ID (2002)
Video footage courtesy of and a very Special Thanks to Randall Floyd for the content shown here!
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00:00We have time travel.
00:01The Enterprise is coming back to work.
00:03Everybody remember where we parked.
00:05To explore our path.
00:07In order to rescue the future.
00:09Our own world is waiting for us to stay.
00:11Night and eight, only on UPN 24.
00:16You're watching.
00:17Let that all begin.
00:18They want an apocalypse.
00:20Oh, we'll give them one.
00:21Get all new Buffy.
00:22UPN Tuesday at 8, 7 central.
00:59UPN Tuesday at 8, 7 central.
01:15UPN's Movie Friday.
01:17Sponsored by Wendy's Bacon Swiss Cheeseburger.
01:19And Chicken Bacon Swiss.
01:20It's better here.
01:25There seems to be a problem with Wendy's Bacon Swiss Cheeseburger and Wendy's Chicken Bacon Swiss.
01:30They each have hickory smoked bacon and Swiss, but which one do you choose?
01:34Sir, you need to pick one.
01:36We're closing.
01:38Wendy's.
01:39It's better here.
01:41Honey, I'm stuck.
01:43In North America.
01:44Would you write this down, please?
01:46Uh, you go south through Canada.
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02:03Boy, that was embarrassing.
02:05It never happened.
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02:08Clearly, the phone to give or get.
02:09It's time to complete the mission with Volume 6 and 7 of Star Trek The Next Generation, The Collector's Edition.
02:16Let's see it!
02:17Celebrate the final voyages with all new behind-the-scenes documentaries.
02:21Season 6 available now.
02:23Season 7 coming soon.
02:25Ha-ha!
02:25Spider-Man!
02:26What's cracking, baby?
02:28Woo!
02:29Hey!
02:30Where you going, Spider-Man?
02:33Woo-hoo!
02:34Ha!
02:35You're getting a girl.
02:36Save her today.
02:37Yeah!
02:38Go, Spider-Man!
02:41If they're into computer stuff, go to the one place that has it all, like Spider-Man The Computer Game.
02:48There's something fun for everyone at Best Buy.
02:52Go get them, Spider-Man!
02:54Yeah!
02:55To soften my supermodel employer sheets, I use these sheets.
03:00All fabric softener.
03:01It softens like a dream at a great price.
03:04Who says you can't have it all?
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03:14It's awful.
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03:18That's what this new Alka-Seltzer Plus nose and throat does.
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03:33New Alka-Seltzer Plus nose and throat.
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03:42You need 15 cheeseburgers!
03:45Come on!
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03:47Can I pick your number?
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03:53You got any eggs?
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04:12It helps keep your smile looking and feeling younger, longer.
04:16It strengthens enamel to phycavities, whitens teeth, and refreshes your gums with a tingly sensation.
04:22Crest Rejuvenating Effects.
04:23Now that's something to smile about.
04:26UPN Wednesday, when Enterprise is boarded by aliens.
04:30Get the hell off my ship!
04:31I'm in command of this bridge.
04:33All aboard are forced into hiding.
04:35They murder the crews.
04:36Take anything of value.
04:37And the captain must make the most difficult decision of his career.
04:40I'll destroy Enterprise.
04:42An exciting new Enterprise.
04:43Wednesday at 8, 7 central on UPN.
04:46Now you can win a walk-on role on UPN's Enterprise.
04:49To enter log on to UPN.com or visit a low cineplex theater playing Star Trek's nemesis in theaters now.
04:56Shannon Maloney has stars in a place where fantasy really do come true.
05:00This isn't a dream.
05:02The Twilight Zone.
05:03Wednesday after Enterprise on UPN.
05:12We're not alone.
05:14In five days, Shadow will strike and it will strike hard.
05:21The Legend Returns.
05:23Jack!
05:30So it begins.
05:32The Lord of the Rings.
05:34The Two Towers.
05:34Rated PG-13.
05:35Starts Wednesday, December 18th.
05:37Panasonic Sonic Max Shavers power through the toughest beers.
05:41At 13,000 RPM, nothing slows it down.
05:44Whoa.
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05:46Beautiful.
05:48Beautiful and beautiful.
05:49Pencil.
05:50Ideas for life.
05:55Disney's treasure planet is flying into McDonald's, where there's a world of treasure to discover for the whole family.
06:01Whoa.
06:01Oh, like the stellar choices you'll find on the dollar menu.
06:04Only at McDonald's.
06:05I'm going to hug you.
06:07If you think all batteries are the same, consider this.
06:12When monitoring a patient after open heart surgery, the brand of battery hospitals trust most is Duracell.
06:19Duracell trusted everywhere.
06:22Still think all batteries are the same?
06:25Consider this.
06:26When IMAX needed power for their camera, they trusted Duracell.
06:31Up there or down here on Earth.
06:35Duracell trusted everywhere.
06:37This being my last will and testament, I leave my entire fortune to my grandson, Billy.
06:43Cool.
06:44But only if he learns to dress himself better.
06:47Need a new wardrobe?
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06:55Grandma!
06:56Sorry, Billy.
06:57But it was the only way we could get you to dress nicer.
07:00Burlington Coat Factory.
07:02It's more than great coats.
07:03With all that money you save now, you don't even need my inheritance.
07:08I want my Ziploc bags.
07:10I see my blue box.
07:11I know I'm going to head toward that and grab it.
07:13I trust them.
07:14Ziploc bags are up to 33% stronger than Glad.
07:17Stronger is important for me because of all the different things I use them for.
07:20I do use them for food, but I use them for cosmetics.
07:23I use them for paperwork.
07:24I use them for markers.
07:25When I travel, my sun lotions, my shampoos, they go in the Ziploc bags.
07:29Because if they're going to explode, I know they're not going to be all over my clothes when I get
07:33there.
07:34Ziploc strong for what life has in store.
07:36S.C. Johnson, a family company.
07:53We quit using toothpaste.
07:54Hey, your whole mouth needs protecting.
07:57Mouths are dirty.
07:58Triple protection.
07:59Aquafresh does it all.
08:00It's three different toothpastes in one.
08:02Aquafresh works as hard as we do.
08:04It's the whole mouthpiece.
08:08If you missed Wednesday's Enterprise, this weekend there's another chance to get on board.
08:13Stranded on a distant planet, this can only end one way.
08:16But no paradise.
08:18There's someone else here.
08:19Can last forever.
08:20Don't miss the weekend encore of Enterprise.
08:22Check your local listings.
08:24Then on Wednesday, an all new episode.
08:27Enterprise is boarded by aliens.
08:28I'm in command of this bridge.
08:30And the captain must make the hardest choice of his career.
08:33I'll destroy Enterprise.
08:34An all new Enterprise, Wednesday at 8, 7 central on UPN.
08:39Another week.
08:40Get out of here!
08:41Another universe.
08:42This could be hot.
08:43Richard Dean Anderson stars.
08:45Stargate SG-1.
08:47Season 5.
08:48Visually extreme.
08:50Saturday at 6.
08:53This weekend.
08:54Baltimore Convention Center.
08:56Petty M computers with monitor $299.
08:58Petty M laptops $299.
08:59CD burners $39.
09:01Software 50% off.
09:02PS2 and Xbox games $12.
09:04Thousands of toys.
09:05Steely insert a mattresses $39.
09:07Slot machines $299.
09:08Car CD players $49.
09:09Car TVs $99.
09:10Amps with remote base $89.
09:121,000 watt subs $49.
09:14VCR $39.
09:15Sailor phones free.
09:16Games Sony Pioneer.
09:17Buscad Alpine Moore.
09:18Even Oriental Furniture.
09:19Convention Center.
09:20Friday, noon to 10.
09:21Saturday, 10 to 9.
09:22Sunday, 11 to 6.
09:23Buy factory, direct, and save.
09:25The Jewelry Factory imports their diamonds and manufactures their jewelry direct.
09:29Three stone pendants are $99.
09:30One carat studs are $399.
09:32The Jewelry Factory guarantees their jewelry to appraise for double.
09:35The Jewelry Factory in Bethesda.
10:07Gangs of New York, rated R, in theaters December 20th.
10:11With a pizza this deep, what more could you ask for?
10:15How about a deep discount on a second pizza?
10:18Now you can get any other medium pizza for the unbelievable price of just $299 when you order the Chicago
10:24dish at Pizza Hut.
10:25You can get any other medium pizza.
10:55Here's your lucky mountain.
11:17Before the mansion.
11:21Before the disaster.
11:24Evil is born.
11:30The beginning of the nightmare.
11:34Resident Evil Zero, exclusively for Nintendo GameCube.
11:38Rated M for Mature.
11:44These things are amazing.
11:46Introducing Saran Disposable Cutting Sheets.
11:48No more worrying about juicy, germy messes on my kitchen counters
11:52and my restaurant, Bored Hall.
11:54New from Saran, they're the first absorbent disposable cutting sheets.
11:58Look, cut right on them.
12:00They soak up the juicy, germy mess, then just toss the whole thing.
12:04New disposable cutting sheets from Saran.
12:07Find them with other Saran products.
12:09S.C. Johnson, a family company.
12:13Big news!
12:14Jerry Seinfeld and Ray Romano have gotten some new neighbors.
12:17Get out of here!
12:18Will and Grace have moved in, and they've brought Jack and Karen with them.
12:21Jack can't pee.
12:22Jack can't pee.
12:23Oh, Lord.
12:24What have I done to deserve this?
12:26Don't miss all the laughs.
12:27Weeknight starting at 6, only on UPN 24.
12:30Be there.
12:31Be blown away.
12:52Value City makes you feel rich.
12:55This week, buy one, get one.
12:56Half off our entire stock of men's and ladies' activewear.
13:00As low as $3.99 at Value City.
13:02What's one of the reasons our relationship lasts?
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13:27Ultra-smooth, non-messy KY Ultra Gel.
13:29It could be the start of a whole new relationship.
13:33Experience a future full of extraordinary possibilities.
13:36To the future.
13:37Star Trek Voyager.
13:39Sunday at 6, only on UPN 24.
13:52Did you know that Burlington Coat Factory has the world's largest selection of famous label
13:57coats, all for less, than department store sale prices?
14:02Coat check at the door.
14:03Pretty impressive.
14:06What coat check?
14:08Nice to know.
14:09Especially if you need a new coat.
14:10Burlington Coat Factory.
14:11The number one place for coats.
14:13You do have valet parking, right?
14:17I don't enjoy things like I used to.
14:19I can't sit still.
14:21I wasn't always like that.
14:23I used to be happy.
14:25I remember being happy.
14:28I feel anxious.
14:29Can't make a decision.
14:31It's not like me.
14:33For just one night,
14:35I'd like to sleep like I used to.
14:38If you've experienced some of these symptoms of depression
14:41nearly every day for at least two weeks,
14:43a chemical imbalance could be to blame.
14:46Now there's Paxil CR, a time-release tablet.
14:49The CR means controlled release for continuous relief.
14:52So it's with you throughout your day.
14:54Prescription Paxil CR is not for everyone.
14:56People taking MAOIs or thioritazines should not take Paxil CR.
15:00Tell your doctor what medicines you're taking.
15:02Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, constipation, dizziness, sweating, tremor, sexual side effects, injury, yawn, abnormal vision, or sleepiness.
15:10Plus, don't stop taking Paxil CR before talking to your doctor.
15:14I'm back to being me.
15:20Disney's treasure planet is flying into McDonald's,
15:22where there's a world of treasure to discover for the whole family.
15:25Whoa!
15:26Like the stellar choices you'll find on the dollar menu.
15:28Only at McDonald's.
15:29I gotta hug ya!
15:32Great and mature.
15:40You'll be stuck!
15:42Sega!
15:46Yeah, ever since I got this, I feel...
15:48Stronger? Faster?
15:49Yeah, I'm doing this, doing that.
15:51Bing, bing, bing!
15:52You know?
15:53This thing has turned me into, uh, what's the word?
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16:09So you just go around in your costume helping people?
16:12I do what I can.
16:13PCS from Sprint.
16:15Clearly, the phone to give or get.
16:19You are 13 months old.
16:23Stretching your limits.
16:26Covering over two miles every day.
16:31Lucky you.
16:32You're wearing Pampers Cruisers.
16:34Up to three times stretchier.
16:36To stretch...
16:39Just as far as you want to go.
16:41Snug, comfortable Pampers Cruisers.
16:44Inspired by babies.
16:45Created by Pampers.
16:47Now you have the chance to be a part of a Star Trek legacy
16:51when a walk-on role on UPN's Enterprise.
16:53Welcome aboard, Captain Jonathan Archer.
16:55Presented only by Lowe's Cineplex Entertainment,
16:57where you can see a generation's final journey begin
17:00in Star Trek Nemesis.
17:02He said he's a mirror for me.
17:03I need to know where the hell he came from.
17:05To enter to win, log on to UPN.com
17:07or visit a Lowe's Cineplex theater playing Star Trek Nemesis.
17:11The only theaters offering you a chance to trek with the stars.
17:14Star Trek Nemesis.
17:16In theaters now.
17:18UPN Wednesday,
17:19when Enterprise is boarded by aliens.
17:22Get the hell off my ship!
17:23I'm in command of this bridge.
17:25All aboard are forced into hiding.
17:27They murder the crews.
17:28Take anything of value.
17:29And the captain must make the most difficult decision of his career.
17:32I'll destroy Enterprise.
17:34An exciting new Enterprise.
17:35Wednesday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
17:39This weekend.
17:39Baltimore Convention Center.
17:41Clothing from $10.
17:42Levi's, Guest, Polo, Echo, LEI, FUBU, Abercrombie, Hilfiger, more.
17:45Leather jackets from just $49.
17:47Shoes from $10.
17:48Nike, Reebok, Fila, Adidas, more.
17:50Timberland boots, $29.
17:51Perfume, $20.
17:52Obsession, Issey Miyake.
17:53Coolwater Curve, White Diamond.
17:54Eternity Escape, Tommy Moore.
17:56Watches, $19.
17:57Seiko Citizen, Fossil Moore.
17:58Beautiful jewelry, rings, and chains.
18:00Secret brand lingerie.
18:01Even bare feet shoes.
18:02Convention Center.
18:03Friday, noon to 10.
18:04Saturday, 10 to 9.
18:05Sunday, 11 to 6.
18:15Saturday, 10 to 9.
18:38For every good, there is an evil.
18:41I can feel everything you feel.
18:44And to conquer it, you must face it.
18:48Today, the final journey begins.
18:50Star Trek Nemesis, rated PG-13, starts today.
18:56Name one gift that makes a hottie even hotter.
18:59An Old Navy hooded sweatshirt.
19:01Survey says, hooded sweatshirt.
19:05Hooded sweatshirts are just $12 to $19.50 for the whole family.
19:10What is this house?
19:12At these prices, everyone's a winner.
19:18Want to sleep in an igloo?
19:19Get down to Old Navy for your chance to win a wild winter break at the Ice Hotel.
19:23See so many tales.
19:24B-A-L-L-A-T-T!
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19:33Sorry about that.
19:34Hey, if you're going to make a collect call, be sure to dial it in the center at 1-800
19:37-CALL-AT-T.
19:38Let's show them, gang!
19:391-A-L-A-T-T-A-L-L-A-T-T!
19:43Free for you and cheap for them.
19:44Watch this.
19:49Ladder!
19:50Save on every call.
19:52Dial 1-800-CALL-AT-T for collect calls.
19:54Rated mature.
20:02Snoopy, fuck!
20:05Siga!
20:09I am blue, a product of two.
20:12Son of berries, daughter of cola.
20:14Altogether different, but not altogether the same.
20:17I am blue, a fusion, no confusion.
20:20Berries to star, cola gets second billing.
20:22It's for anyone, but it's not for everyone.
20:25It's time for change.
20:27Tick tock, time to change.
20:29Tick tock, drink to that.
20:31Yeah, drink to that.
20:33Pepsi Blue, a fusion of berries with us.
20:35Splash of clay.
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20:39The dental experts at Oral-B are on a mission to protect your teeth and gums.
20:44Their ultimate weapon, the Oral-B 3D Excel.
20:47The only toothbrush to combine a high-tech head like professionals use with a pulsating 3D motion.
20:54It cleans below the gum line, preventing and even reversing gum disease.
20:59Mission accomplished.
21:00Is it any wonder more dentists prefer brushing with the Oral-B 3D Excel?
21:07Brush like a dentist.
21:11UPN Tuesday.
21:12I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse.
21:15The battle lines are drawn for the ultimate confrontation.
21:17They want an apocalypse.
21:19Oh, we'll give them one.
21:19And the new Slayers will be the first to go.
21:22They're all Slayers?
21:23Meet the Slayers in training before they're all gone.
21:26An all-new bucket of Vampire Slayer.
21:28UPN Tuesday at 8-7 Central.
21:30Will, this is Sandy.
21:32We're at a yoga.
21:33Her boyfriend was a player.
21:35I'm just too damn pretty.
21:36And she was tired of his moves.
21:38You're leaving.
21:39Both our names on the list.
21:40I love this place.
21:41And I love it more.
21:42Maybe we can share it.
21:44Let the X Games begin.
21:46Good morning.
21:47Thanks for last night.
21:48You're coming to my place tonight.
21:50Don't make some love making noise.
21:51No.
21:53The end of their relationship was just the beginning.
21:57Abby premieres UPN January.
22:00What's one of the reasons our relationship lasts?
22:03Discover a welcome innovation in personal lubricants.
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22:37Offering a new level of refinement in style, comfort, power, and safety.
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22:53Now you can lease a 2003 Accord LX sedan for $239 a month for 36 months.
23:04Asthma was only going so far and always wanting to go further.
23:09Today, there is Advair.
23:14Advair is clinically proven to increase symptom-free days.
23:17Because Advair is the first and only product to effectively treat the two main components of asthma.
23:22Airway constriction and inflammation.
23:25No other single product does that.
23:27Advair won't replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms.
23:29And should not be taken more than twice a day.
23:32People switching from an oral steroid like prednisone to Advair, which contains an inhaled steroid, need to be especially careful.
23:38While adjusting to the switch, your body may not be able to heal after surgery, infection, or serious injury.
23:44If you have heart or blood pressure problems, tell your doctor.
23:47Some people may experience a change in heart rhythm.
23:49See your doctor if your asthma does not improve.
23:51Ask your doctor if Advair is right for you.
23:57Advair.
23:58Because life should take your breath away.
24:00Not asthma.
24:02Now, Domino's is boldly taking chicken where no chicken has gone before.
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25:49Melissa's just smelled a trash can without the new Arm & Hammer Trash Can deodorizer.
25:54Shake it in with the garbage frequently to absorb and eliminate odors.
25:57With it, ah!
25:58The difference between ick and ah.
26:00Get it in the trash bag aisle.
26:04Next Friday, Trek the Hall with UPN Movie Friday.
26:07And get ready for another great Star Trek movie.
26:10Watch what happens when a renegade Vulcan...
26:12I ordered you to defend your ship.
26:14You ordered me to kill my brother.
26:15...hijack the Enterprise.
26:17Consider yourselves my prisoners.
26:19To take Kirk and his crew...
26:20We'll never make it through the Great Barrier.
26:21...where no man has gone before.
26:23You're either with me or you're not.
26:26Shoot him!
26:26The Final Frontier.
26:28Star Trek V.
26:29Next Friday at 8, 7 Central on UPN.
26:31Here we be here.
26:32The Bonannova.
26:34This weekend.
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26:36Pedium Computers with Monitor $299.
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26:43PS2 and Xbox Games $12.
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27:00Convention Center.
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27:01Saturday 10 to 9.
27:02Sunday 11 to 6.
27:04Guess who has some new kids meals?
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27:11Chicken quesadillas.
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27:17Anything that they make is good.
27:19And the new Reese's I'm Smiling Sunday.
27:21There's frozen fudge.
27:25Frozen fudge on the ice cream.
27:28Kids love Bob Evans.
27:30Bob Evans has really good food.
27:36I'm here with Pete, Tiny, Goat, and Bubba to demonstrate how Panasonic Sonic Max shavers power through the toughest beards.
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28:36There seems to be a problem with Wendy's Bacon Swiss Cheeseburger and Wendy's Chicken Bacon Swiss.
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28:45Sir, you need to pick one.
28:48We're closing.
28:49Wendy's.
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28:55Here we are in front of Congress, where in 1994, the top executive of a huge U.S. tobacco company
29:01testified that he didn't believe nicotine was addictive.
29:06This is an internal document from his own company saying that nicotine is addictive.
29:10It's from 1963.
29:1331 years earlier.
29:17Maybe he didn't get the memo.
29:21I alone have the fifth freedom.
29:24The right to spy, destroy, and eliminate to ensure that American freedoms are protected.
29:30I am Sam Fisher.
29:32I am a splinter cell.
29:33Rated T for teens.
29:35Are you?
29:38Can you hear it?
29:51You hear it?
30:02A joyful life.
30:07UPN Tuesday starts with an all-new Buffy.
30:11Giles.
30:11I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse.
30:13The battle lines are drawn for the ultimate confrontation.
30:16They want an apocalypse.
30:17Oh, we'll give them one.
30:18And the new Slayers will be the first to go.
30:21They're all Slayers?
30:22Meet the Slayers in training before they're all gone.
30:25An all-new Buffy.
30:26Then on a special night, what would you sacrifice for a safer place to live?
30:30Get my only child.
30:31The name's Amber Tamblyn stars.
30:33The Twilight Zone.
30:33UPN Tuesday starts with an all-new Buffy at 8, 7 Central.
30:39UPN's Movie Friday.
30:40Sponsored by KFC.
30:42There's fast food, then there's KFC.
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30:55Or get a 10-piece bucket of original recipe or extra crispy chicken for an unbelievable $7.99.
31:00On-the-go or at home, KFC's got great holiday values for you.
31:14Thanks for letting me know.
31:15Just want to know, you also
31:33It's time to complete the mission with volume 6 and 7 of Star Trek The Next Generation, The Collector's Edition.
31:40Let's see it!
31:41Celebrate the final voyages with all new behind-the-scenes documentaries.
31:44Season 6 available now. Season 7 coming soon.
31:48I use Herbalessences shampoo.
31:51Oh, that smells good.
31:54You see, I'm into herbs and but...
31:57Anicals like Angelica and Marigold.
32:00To revitalize my home.
32:05Naturally, of course.
32:06Every hair on my head!
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32:15This is what I go through every morning.
32:37More than 180 games.
32:42We're out of range from RV to Dean.
32:49Hey, if your parents get divorced, who gets the fish?
33:01Dude, your sister's hot.
33:04That's not cool.
33:07Hey, man.
33:09Check this out.
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33:11Is it loaded?
33:12Nah.
33:18When we made Dove for sensitive skin, we rejected all dye, left out any fragrances, and never included preservatives.
33:27Leaving the gentlest cleansers and soothing ingredients, Novar is milder.
33:49Swan Lake, this weekend on UPN.
33:52Check your local listings.
33:55UPN presents a new comedy that proves love is a contact sport.
34:00Ew!
34:00The sofa smack.
34:02The hair pull.
34:05The ego slam.
34:07I'll be in the bedroom.
34:08Not gonna happen.
34:09Abby premieres UPN January.
34:13Show's over for you, mister.
34:15You're watching UPN.
34:17Turn it up.
34:21I gotta go party.
34:31I'll give a order.
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34:43The Hyundai Santa Fe.
34:45With America's best warranty.
34:47When you solve problems in new ways, you win.
34:49All in the world?
34:54Yeah.
35:06This is a lawsuit.
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35:22Stargate SG-1
35:24Living on the Edge
35:2724-7
35:29Another week
35:31Another universe
35:33This could be hot
35:34Richard Dean Anderson stars
35:35In Stargate SG-1
35:37Season 5
35:38Visually extreme
35:39Saturday at 6
35:42Call your brother
35:43Help me!
35:45Despite everything
35:46I like to serve a decent dinner
35:47I like to bake from scratch
35:48But it's not happening
35:50So I found these rolls from Pillsbury
35:52Get this
35:54Out of the freezer
35:55As many as I need
35:56Ready in minutes
35:57Warm and crusty
35:58Mrs. Krabs called
35:59Your homeroom teacher
36:01My, these are good
36:03I may not have the time
36:04But I've got the rolls
36:05Crusty French dinner rolls
36:07In the freezer
36:08My heart, you know
36:09And try new Butterflake dinner rolls
36:11Look, the layers
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36:20The snowfall breaks the records
36:24And a single company breaks from the status quo
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37:42Ah, Spider-Man!
37:44What's cracking, baby?
37:46Woo!
37:47Hey!
37:48Where you going, Spider-Man?
37:51Woo-hoo!
37:52Ha!
37:52You're getting a girl
37:53Save her today
37:54Yeah!
37:55Go, Spider-Man!
37:58If they're into computer stuff
38:00Go to the one place that has it all
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38:10Go get them, Spider-Man!
38:12Yeah!
38:12Hey, Fred!
38:13Hey, Nancy!
38:14Can I help you find anything?
38:15Huh?
38:15No?
38:16I'm good
38:16Hi, Sue
38:17Hi!
38:18Sure you got enough room in that cart?
38:19She's got everything she needs
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38:22Including the chicken
38:23Mommy, can I fit in her cart?
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38:44Have gotten some new neighbors
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38:47Will and Grace have moved in
38:49Don't miss all the lamps
38:50Weeknight starting at 6
38:51On UPN 24
38:53Trek the Hall
38:54UPN Movie Friday
38:55We're going to attempt time travel
38:57The Enterprise is coming back to Earth
38:59Everybody remember where we parked
39:01To explore our past
39:03In order to rescue the future
39:05Our own world is waiting for us to save it
39:07Tonight at 8
39:08Only on UPN 24
39:10UPN Movie
39:11A one-on-one competition
39:14Has Ray getting slam dunked by his own brother
39:16Robert! Robert!
39:18Next, Everybody Loves Raymond
39:20Tonight at 7.30
39:24Next Friday
39:25Trek the Hall
39:26With UPN Movie Friday
39:27And get ready for another great Star Trek movie
39:30Watch what happens when a renegade Vulcan
39:33I ordered you to defend your ship
39:34You ordered me to kill my brother
39:36Hijack the Enterprise
39:37Consider yourselves my prisoners
39:39To take Kirk and his crew
39:40We'll never make it through the Great Ferry
39:42Where no man has gone before
39:44You're either with me or you're not
39:46Sheldon!
39:47Sheldon!
39:47The Final Frontier
39:49Star Trek V
39:50Next Friday at 8, 7 Central on UPN
39:52Here at the end of all night
39:55Experience a future full of extraordinary possibilities
39:59My God
40:00Driven by hope
40:01Live long and prosper
40:02United by compassion
40:04I will not let them die
40:06Bound by courage
40:07Go!
40:08I'm not leaving without you!
40:10With a mission to explore the unknown
40:12And ourselves
40:13I look forward to our journey together
40:15That future is here
40:17To the future
40:18Join the adventure
40:19Star Trek Voyager
40:21Sunday at 6
40:22Only on UPN 24
40:25At Volkswagen
40:26We want you to remember
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40:29Yeah everything sounds perfect
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40:31But you want to be sure
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40:33Does it come with over 50 standard features
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40:38And we'll love you for years to come
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40:48Dude you are freaking me out
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40:57On behalf of the characters
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41:54Want to make Christmas cookies
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42:05I make Santa a snowman
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