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Here are some commercials that aired during episodes of According to Jim & Life with Bonnie:
1. ABC Schedule (12/31/2002)
2. McDonald's Grilled Flatbread Chicken Sandwich
3. Nissan Altima
4. Target
5. Clorox Bleach
6. Celebrity Mole: Hawaii ABC promo
7. Shady Acres Entertainment/Flody Co./Touchstone Television (2002)
8. Catch Me if You Can TV trailer
9. Toyota-Thon '03
10. (same as #2)
11. Listerine Mouthwash
12. Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion Medicine
13. ABC Sports 2003 promo
14. Welch's 100% Grape Juice
15. KFC
16. I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!
17. Advil Cold & Sinus
18. (same as #4)
19. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve 2003 ABC promo
20. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory ABC promo
21. Xenadryne
22. Jeep Adventure Days
23. Mitsubishi Vehicles
24. Clorox Ready-Mop
25. Colgate Total Toothpaste
26. Pedialyte
27. Degree Deodorant
28. The Bachelorette & Celebrity Mole: Hawaii ABC promos
29. Newman+Stark/Brad Grey Television/Touchstone Television (2002)
30. (same as #4)
31. Dove Body Soap
32. (same as #9)
33. Taco Bell (partial)
34. (same as #2)
35. Nissan Motors
36. Wal-Mart SuperCenter
36. (same as #26)
37. Signs on Videocassette & DVD
38. Subway
EDITOR'S NOTE: Some commercial zapping occurs in the latter half of this video.
1. ABC Schedule (12/31/2002)
2. McDonald's Grilled Flatbread Chicken Sandwich
3. Nissan Altima
4. Target
5. Clorox Bleach
6. Celebrity Mole: Hawaii ABC promo
7. Shady Acres Entertainment/Flody Co./Touchstone Television (2002)
8. Catch Me if You Can TV trailer
9. Toyota-Thon '03
10. (same as #2)
11. Listerine Mouthwash
12. Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion Medicine
13. ABC Sports 2003 promo
14. Welch's 100% Grape Juice
15. KFC
16. I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!
17. Advil Cold & Sinus
18. (same as #4)
19. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Eve 2003 ABC promo
20. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory ABC promo
21. Xenadryne
22. Jeep Adventure Days
23. Mitsubishi Vehicles
24. Clorox Ready-Mop
25. Colgate Total Toothpaste
26. Pedialyte
27. Degree Deodorant
28. The Bachelorette & Celebrity Mole: Hawaii ABC promos
29. Newman+Stark/Brad Grey Television/Touchstone Television (2002)
30. (same as #4)
31. Dove Body Soap
32. (same as #9)
33. Taco Bell (partial)
34. (same as #2)
35. Nissan Motors
36. Wal-Mart SuperCenter
36. (same as #26)
37. Signs on Videocassette & DVD
38. Subway
EDITOR'S NOTE: Some commercial zapping occurs in the latter half of this video.
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00:03Next, it's According to Jim, then Life with Bonnie, and later, it's Less Than Perfect on ABC.
00:12I want, want, want it all. I want, want it all. It's back!
00:18I want it all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all,
00:23all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all.
00:24McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbread is back!
00:26Warm, flatbread, grilled chicken and onions melt it all together with pepper jack cheese.
00:30Toasty flatbread, pepper jack, grilled chicken, it's back.
00:36You want it all? Then hurry in before it's gone.
00:38Only on the new taste menu.
00:43Exhilarating. Inspirational. Stylish.
00:48Now, the next big thing from Nissan.
00:51Our national year-end event.
00:53A nicely-equipped Altima 2.5S at $18,999.
00:59So, what's next?
01:02Just the test drive.
01:28Whoa!
01:32Whoa!
01:42Mama keeps white, bright like a sunbeam.
01:46Mama keeps white, white with a newbie.
01:49Mama gets stains clean with the magic.
01:52Mama's got the magic of Clorox bleach.
01:56Mom knows tough stains like these won't come clean with detergent alone.
02:00That's why she uses Clorox bleach.
02:02Clorox doubles the stain-removing power of her detergent.
02:05That's the magic of Clorox.
02:07Mama's got the magic. Mama's got the magic of Clorox bleach.
02:12Seven celebrities in Hawaii.
02:14If they play nice, they'll win the prize.
02:16But one will betray them all.
02:17I am... I could be the mole.
02:18I am mole-licious.
02:20Celebrity Mole Hawaii.
02:21ABC Wednesday, January 8th.
02:23We're counting down to 2003,
02:25so get ready to rock with Dan Aykroyd on According to Jim, next on ABC.
02:31The New York Times raves.
02:33Catch Me If You Can is supremely entertaining.
02:35I love my job.
02:36People Magazine calls it a glorious ride.
02:39You're gonna have to catch me.
02:40Newsweek says Leonardo DiCaprio sparkles.
02:43And Time Magazine says Tom Hanks gives a delicious comic portrayal.
02:47Hey!
02:48Two thumbs up.
02:49A celebration.
02:50Merry Christmas, everybody!
02:52From director Steven Spielberg.
02:53They're never gonna catch your prank.
02:55Catch Me If You Can.
02:56The most fun you will have at the movies this year.
02:59Rated PG-13.
03:00Now playing everywhere.
03:01It only happens once a year.
03:04Tryonathon 03.
03:05This year-end tradition features incredible values,
03:08like 0% APR financing on the roomy Sienna
03:11or 0% financing on the rugged and powerful Tundra.
03:14But hurry!
03:150% financing is available for a limited time only.
03:19Your Toyota dealer is the only place you can get this kind of feeling.
03:24Toyotathon 03.
03:26Don't miss it.
03:31I want, I want, I want it all.
03:34I want, I want it all.
03:37It's back!
03:38I want it all, I want it all.
03:41All grilled, all together, all filled.
03:44McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbread is back!
03:46Warm flatbread, grilled chicken, and onions.
03:48Melt it all together with pepper jack cheese.
03:50Don't speak flatbread, pepper jack.
03:53Grilled chicken, it's back!
03:55You want it all? Then hurry in before it's gone.
03:58Only on the new taste menu.
03:59I want it all.
04:01Come on!
04:03You can do it!
04:04Just 30 seconds of Listerine, twice a day.
04:07Sure, it's a little... intense.
04:10But think of all the germs you're killing.
04:12Listerine even kills the germs that can cause plaque
04:15and the gum disease, gingivitis.
04:17That's right.
04:18You're fighting plaque and gingivitis every time.
04:22Keep it up!
04:22Keep it up!
04:23Don't whip out now!
04:25There!
04:26See?
04:27You can handle it.
04:28Germs can't.
04:29Listerine.
04:30Worth the time, every time.
04:32Oh, there's Carlina.
04:34She has never taken a single sick day.
04:38Ever.
04:38How you handle a tough cold says a lot about you.
04:42Last week, all of Small Appliances was out with a nasty cold, but not Carlina.
04:47Carlina.
04:47What's Carlina's secret?
04:49What's Carlina's secret?
04:49Tylenol cold, severe congestion.
04:51It provides triple action, nasal, chest, and head relief.
04:54Attention.
04:55The October employee of the month, Carlina.
04:58What's Carlina's secret?
04:59Kylan all cold, severe congestion.
05:02Bring in the new year with a college football celebration on ABC.
05:06Penn State faces Auburn in the Capital One Bowl.
05:09Washington State takes on Oklahoma in the Rose Bowl game presented by PlayStation 2.
05:14And Georgia meets Florida State in the Nokia Sugar Bowl.
05:17New Year's Day starting at 11 a.m. Eastern for the Tournament of Roses parade.
05:23Excuse me, Mel.
05:25Wake up.
05:26There's something really great be coming down.
05:28This watch's grape juice is fruity, isn't it?
05:31It's 100% grape juice.
05:33That's probably why they don't have to add a lot of other stuff.
05:36I wouldn't change a thing.
05:41Holiday bills arrived.
05:42KFC can help with amazing savings on original recipe chicken.
05:45For a limited time, get a seven-piece bucket of legs and thighs for only five bucks,
05:49or a 14-piece bucket of legs and thighs for only ten.
05:51Enjoy America's favorite chicken today.
05:54Room service.
05:55Where's the I can't believe it's not butter?
05:57Come with me.
06:02I can't believe it's not butter.
06:03Rich butter taste.
06:04And naturally, cholesterol free.
06:08I have a cold, but news happens fast.
06:11So I need relief fast.
06:12I need new Advil cold and sinus liquid gel.
06:15The power of Advil plus a decongestant.
06:17Now in fast-acting liquid gels.
06:20For cold relief, advance to new Advil cold and sinus liquid gels.
06:35Asaac.
06:40Uh.
06:41What?
06:46Yes.
06:48Yes.
06:49Yes.
06:50No.
06:54Don't let the party start without you.
06:56Be there live in Times Square for Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve
06:59with Nellie, Rod Stewart, Third Eye Blind and more.
07:01Tonight, starting at 10, 9 central, only on ABC.
07:05Sunday on ABC.
07:06You're blowing up like a balloon!
07:08The world's most delicious movie.
07:10Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
07:12Sunday at 7, 6 central on ABC.
07:16If this is the year you're going to lose weight, do it with Xenadrin EFX.
07:20I'll never look like that again.
07:22Xenadrin means business.
07:24Xenadrin EFX is the first diet supplement of its kind
07:28clinically proven to deliver dramatic results without ephedrine.
07:31Believe me, this stuff really works.
07:34I can't believe that was me.
07:36How's this for a result?
07:38Xenadrin EFX, the guaranteed easiest and fastest way to take off the weight.
07:42Finally, something that works at GMC.
07:46Everybody's got a little cheap adventure in them.
07:49Isn't it time you let yours out?
07:51Now, during Jeep Adventure Days, you can.
07:54Because during this factory-authorized opportunity,
07:56you can bring out the adventure in you
07:58with a $299 a month Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo lease
08:01for qualified returning Daimler Chrysler lessees.
08:04Plus, get our $770 powertrain limited warranty.
08:09So hurry to your Jeep dealer and find the Jeep Adventure in you.
08:13Check one out today.
08:19Never pay interest.
08:21Plus, no payments until 2004.
08:24Will anyone else ever offer a deal better than this?
08:30Never pay interest when you buy a new Mitsubishi.
08:33Plus, make no payments until 2004.
08:35The fastest-growing Japanese car company in America
08:37wants to grow faster than ever.
08:39It's the Mitsubishi year-end sales event.
08:41But hurry.
08:42This deal ends January 2nd.
08:45Sweet cool.
08:48After that really fun party last night,
08:51you're faced with...
08:52the morning after.
08:54No problem if you've got Clorox Ready Mop.
09:00It's the simple mopping system.
09:02Clorox Mop,
09:03Clorox Advanced Cleaning Solution,
09:05and disposable pad from Clorox.
09:07When you've got all three,
09:09you get the kind of clean you expect from Clorox.
09:12No wonder it's America's favorite mopping system.
09:15Clorox Ready Mop.
09:16Real mopping made simple.
09:19Patricia's toothpaste stopped biting plaque
09:21before her first sip of coffee.
09:23Barry's didn't make it to his nacho-flavored chips.
09:27You see, most toothpaste can't bite plaque
09:29after you eat or drink
09:30when teeth become more vulnerable to bacteria.
09:33But Colgate Total is different.
09:35Its patented combination of ingredients
09:37attaches to teeth
09:38to protect for 12 hours,
09:40even after eating and drinking.
09:41Isn't it nice to know you use Colgate Total?
09:44Colgate Total.
09:4612-hour protection.
09:49At the first signs of diarrhea,
09:51give her Pedialyte
09:52instead of sports drinks or clear sodas,
09:54which contain so much sugar
09:55they can make diarrhea worse.
09:57Pedialyte helps prevent the risk of dehydration,
10:00which is the sweetest thing you can do.
10:02Pedialyte.
10:05Okay, go!
10:07It's tracking your body.
10:14When your body heat rises,
10:16re-engineered degree kicks in in the clutch.
10:19January 8th, ABC Wednesday sizzles
10:21with two new big premieres.
10:23First, 25 guys,
10:25one girl,
10:26no holds barred.
10:27There'll be a fight to the finish.
10:28The Bachelorette.
10:29Wednesdays, 9, 8 central.
10:31Then, seven celebrities willing to do anything to win big money.
10:34And one mole who will sabotage them all.
10:37Stab everybody in the back,
10:38and we'll give you a million bucks.
10:40Celebrity Mole Hawaii.
10:41Wednesdays, 10, 9 central.
10:43Following the premiere of The Bachelorette.
10:44Two hot premieres,
10:45one sizzling Wednesday.
10:47Beginning January 8th on ABC.
10:48The only team of five local meteorologists
10:51on Channel 4's Action News.
10:53ABC's countdown to 2003
10:55continues with Golden Globe nominee Bonnie Haunt
10:57and Life with Bonnie next on ABC.
10:59ABC.
11:18Whoa!
11:21Whoa!
11:24Yeah!
11:26Yeah!
11:31When we made Dove for sensitive skin, we rejected all dyes.
11:36Left out any fragrances and never included preservatives.
11:40Leaving the gentlest cleansers and soothing ingredients, Novar is milder.
11:46It only happens once a year.
11:49Toyotathon 03.
11:51This year-end tradition features the number one selling car, Camry.
11:55IntelliChoice calls it an excellent value.
11:58And the all-new V8 4Runner.
12:00Larger, more powerful, more SUV for your money.
12:03Only your Toyota dealers have the quality, selection, and values you've waited for all year.
12:09Toyotathon 03.
12:11Don't miss it.
12:16The seven-layer nachos from Taco Bell.
12:19So much flavor for so little price, you may become...
12:22This weather?
12:25The seven-layer nachos from Taco Bell.
12:30I want, want, want it all.
12:33I want, want, want it all.
12:36It's back!
12:37I want it all, all, all.
12:39And all grilled, all together, all filled.
12:42McDonald's grilled chicken flatbread is back!
12:45Warm flatbread, grilled chicken, and onions, melted all together with pepper jack cheese.
12:48Toasted flatbread, pepper jack, grilled chicken.
12:53If you want it all, then hurry in before it's gone.
12:57Only on the new taste menu.
12:58I want it all.
13:01Original.
13:03Authentic.
13:04Powerful.
13:06Now, the next big thing from Nissan.
13:10Our national year-end event.
13:130.9% APR financing on most new Nissans.
13:17So, what's next?
13:19Just the end date.
13:210.9% ends January 6th.
13:30This kitchen is open 24 hours a day.
13:33When my children's friends are hungry, they come and find me.
13:35I always keep the pantry ready.
13:37Coming to Walmart Supercenter, you can get great prices.
13:40The produce section is wonderful.
13:41It's fresh, it's crisp, it's colorful.
13:44You get great quality for less money.
13:45I can find any meat that I want.
13:47Hot roast, chuck roast.
13:49Spiral ham is great.
13:50I always like to have something baked fresh for the fans.
13:53I can get everything I need at my Supercenter.
13:55We all need to watch our pennies.
13:57And Walmart does that.
13:58This is where it all happens.
14:00Get ready for two hot Wednesday premieres.
14:03First, 25 guys, one girl.
14:05No holds barred.
14:06The Bachelorette.
14:07Then, seven celebrities will do anything to win big money.
14:10And one mole who will sabotage them all.
14:13Celebrity Mole Hawaii.
14:14The premiere of ABC's Sizzling Wednesday begins January 8th at 9, 8 Central.
14:19So now our teacher called.
14:26People break down into two groups.
14:28Group one, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own.
14:31Ground forces have been assembled.
14:33It's like war of the world.
14:35Group two, feel there will be someone there to help them.
14:38Hundreds of thousands have flocked to temples, synagogues, and churches.
14:41What kind of person are you?
14:45Don't be afraid.
14:48Mel Gibson.
14:49Here it comes.
14:50M. Night Shyamalan's Signs.
14:52Own it on video and Vista Series DVD January 7th.
14:56I really did lose 245 pounds eating Subway sandwiches.
14:59And that's like a whole person and a half.
15:01I feel like I could do anything.
15:03Jogging.
15:04Playing basketball.
15:05Even mountain biking.
15:07I mean, I love the new me.
15:08And now Subway has all these delicious new sauces.
15:10It's great.
15:10Like honey mustard on turkey or red wine vinaigrette on a club.
15:13So I don't have to give up taste to eat healthy.
15:15I could play golf.
15:16I'm even thinking about taking up mountain climbing.
15:19Well, maybe next year.
15:21Subway!
15:22He's fresh!
15:23Proud sponsor of the American Heart Association's Heart Walk.
15:26When we made Dove for sensitive skin,
15:29we rejected all dyes,
15:31left out any fragrances,
15:32and never included preservatives.
15:35Leaving the gentlest cleansers and soothing ingredients,
15:39No Bar is milder.
15:42The things that really matter
15:45Keep passing.
15:47Easy.
15:49I don't even know what I'm looking at.
15:54Tony, somebody could be dead.
15:57Well, no.
15:58You don't know.
15:59You've got to think positive.
16:01He just died?
16:03Not me died.
16:03He died.
16:05He died?
16:05Okay, close the corner.
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