Here are some commercials that aired during the FOX Movie presentation of 'Star Wars: Episode I –
The Phantom Menace'-
1. MasterCard
2. Chevrolet Malibu Max
3. Pizza Hut (feat. The Muppets)
4. MX Unleashed for Video Game Systems
5. Doritos Guacamole!
6. Tylenol Sinus Medicine
7. The V-Chip & You FOX PSA
8. The FoxBox General promo
9. Cracking Up FOX promo
10. American Idol FOX promo
11. Olive Garden Italian Restaurant
12. School of Rock on DVD & VHS
13. Wellbutrin XL
14. Sprite
15. NASCAR on FOX promo
16. McDonald's Flatbread Deli Sandwiches
17. Toyota Tundra
18. Joe's Crab Shack
19. Chrysler Town & Country
20. Wonderfalls FOX promo
21. Nike
22. Nissan Armada
23. Hidalgo TV trailer
24. Mentos
25. Gillette Mach 3 Turbo
26. NFL
27. Forever Eden FOX promo
28. The OC FOX promo
29. Test The Nation 2004 FOX promo
30. Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
31. Ritz Chips
32. RadioShack
33. T.G.I. Friday's
34. (same as #8)
35. Fox 35 News at 10:00pm promo
36. Quiznos Subs
37. Chrysler Pacifica
38. (same as #18)
39. Southern Ford Dealers
40. (same as #10)
41. Hellboy TV trailer
42. Hershey's Swoops Chocolate
43. Pepsi
44. CitiBank
45. Domino's Pizza DOTS
46. (same as #9, #20, #27 & #14)
47. WebMD
48. Looney Tunes Back in Action! on DVD & Videocassette
49. Victoria's Secret
50. Wrigley's Extra SugarFree Gum
51. The Shield FX promo
52. Taco Bell
53. Honda Accord LX Coupe
54. Tower of Terror
55. Wendy's Homestyle Chicken Strips
56. (same as #28)
57. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles for Nintendo GameCube
58. Burger King
59. Visa Card
60. Ford FreeStar
61. Verizon Wireless
62. Got Chocolate Milk?
63. Playing It Straight FOX promo
64. (same as #27 & #10)
65. Diet Dr. Pepper
66. Star Trek: Voyager- Season One on DVD
67. Mentos Mints
68. Nissan Quest
69. That '70s Show FOX promo
70. (same as #35)
71. GMC Envoy
72. Sears
73. Jeep Grand Cherokee
74. Publix
75. (same as #10 & #3)
76. Volkswagen Passat
77. The Alamo TV trailer
78. Creme Savers Hard Candy
79. Carnival Cruises
80. Tums
81. State Farm Insurance Company
82. (same as #51, #63 & #29)
83. Dawn of The Dead TV trailer
84. Children's Motrin
85. (same as #11 & #15)
86. Fox 35 News at 10pm promo bumper
87. Wendy's
88. (same as #39, #74 & #36)
89. Honda Vehicles
90. (same as #55, #20 & #10)
91. Duplex on DVD and Videocassette
92. (same as #33)
93. Chevrolet Colorado
94. (same as #14)
The Phantom Menace'-
1. MasterCard
2. Chevrolet Malibu Max
3. Pizza Hut (feat. The Muppets)
4. MX Unleashed for Video Game Systems
5. Doritos Guacamole!
6. Tylenol Sinus Medicine
7. The V-Chip & You FOX PSA
8. The FoxBox General promo
9. Cracking Up FOX promo
10. American Idol FOX promo
11. Olive Garden Italian Restaurant
12. School of Rock on DVD & VHS
13. Wellbutrin XL
14. Sprite
15. NASCAR on FOX promo
16. McDonald's Flatbread Deli Sandwiches
17. Toyota Tundra
18. Joe's Crab Shack
19. Chrysler Town & Country
20. Wonderfalls FOX promo
21. Nike
22. Nissan Armada
23. Hidalgo TV trailer
24. Mentos
25. Gillette Mach 3 Turbo
26. NFL
27. Forever Eden FOX promo
28. The OC FOX promo
29. Test The Nation 2004 FOX promo
30. Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice
31. Ritz Chips
32. RadioShack
33. T.G.I. Friday's
34. (same as #8)
35. Fox 35 News at 10:00pm promo
36. Quiznos Subs
37. Chrysler Pacifica
38. (same as #18)
39. Southern Ford Dealers
40. (same as #10)
41. Hellboy TV trailer
42. Hershey's Swoops Chocolate
43. Pepsi
44. CitiBank
45. Domino's Pizza DOTS
46. (same as #9, #20, #27 & #14)
47. WebMD
48. Looney Tunes Back in Action! on DVD & Videocassette
49. Victoria's Secret
50. Wrigley's Extra SugarFree Gum
51. The Shield FX promo
52. Taco Bell
53. Honda Accord LX Coupe
54. Tower of Terror
55. Wendy's Homestyle Chicken Strips
56. (same as #28)
57. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles for Nintendo GameCube
58. Burger King
59. Visa Card
60. Ford FreeStar
61. Verizon Wireless
62. Got Chocolate Milk?
63. Playing It Straight FOX promo
64. (same as #27 & #10)
65. Diet Dr. Pepper
66. Star Trek: Voyager- Season One on DVD
67. Mentos Mints
68. Nissan Quest
69. That '70s Show FOX promo
70. (same as #35)
71. GMC Envoy
72. Sears
73. Jeep Grand Cherokee
74. Publix
75. (same as #10 & #3)
76. Volkswagen Passat
77. The Alamo TV trailer
78. Creme Savers Hard Candy
79. Carnival Cruises
80. Tums
81. State Farm Insurance Company
82. (same as #51, #63 & #29)
83. Dawn of The Dead TV trailer
84. Children's Motrin
85. (same as #11 & #15)
86. Fox 35 News at 10pm promo bumper
87. Wendy's
88. (same as #39, #74 & #36)
89. Honda Vehicles
90. (same as #55, #20 & #10)
91. Duplex on DVD and Videocassette
92. (same as #33)
93. Chevrolet Colorado
94. (same as #14)
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00:00Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace is brought to you by MasterCard.
00:04There are some things money can't buy.
00:06For everything else, there's MasterCard.
00:08New low-slung worn-in jeans, $80.
00:12New vintage t-shirt with perfect not-trying-too-hard look, $48.
00:17New limited edition Adidas, $125.
00:23So I was thinking something a little more like that.
00:26Looking like a professional for your internship.
00:28Now you guys try.
00:31Priceless.
00:32Do you want me to do it again?
00:33No.
00:34Apply for an internship making a music video for Hoobastank.
00:37Go to MasterCard.com.
00:43Introducing the Malibu Max.
00:49The only car that offers all of this.
00:52Remote start.
00:54Sliding, reclining rear seats.
00:57A 200-horsepower V6.
01:01And rear DVD.
01:04The new Chevrolet's.
01:05An American Revolution.
01:08Uh, yes, I'd like to order a pizza with-
01:10Sausage!
01:11Cremit!
01:12Pepperoni!
01:12Pepperoni!
01:13End the pizza fight forever.
01:15With the amazing new 4-for-all pizza from Pizza Hut.
01:18Four different pizzas topped just the way you like them.
01:20Just $11.99.
01:21Get around the good stuff!
01:23Rated everyone.
01:30It's everything you wanted in a motocross game, plus a bunch of stuff you would have never thought to ask
01:35for.
01:36M-X Unleashed.
01:45One way or another.
01:47I'm gonna find ya.
01:49I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
01:51One way or another.
01:53We've got another climber on aisle 73.
01:55I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
01:58Introducing new Doritos guacamole chips.
02:00The bold hint of guacamole and hint of lime.
02:03You just gotta try.
02:04Free, sir.
02:06Gotta get Doritos.
02:08I just wanna feel clear.
02:10Wide open.
02:11I wanna re-enter the world.
02:13I just want the pressure to leave.
02:15I wanna feel like myself again.
02:17I want my head back.
02:19Introducing new Tylenol Sinus Severe Congestion.
02:21I was stuck, now I'm unstuck.
02:24It relieves congestion, pressure, and has Tylenol for pain.
02:27So it relieves more symptoms than even the leading sinus prescription.
02:30I'm back in the land of the living.
02:32No more singing the blues.
02:34New Tylenol Sinus Severe Congestion.
02:36Gone.
02:38The V-Chip and you.
02:41Parents, you decide what's right for your family.
02:43Everything from what they eat to what they play with.
02:46So isn't it important to supervise what they watch on TV?
02:49Using the TV ratings at the start of every Fox program
02:52in conjunction with the V-Chip found in most newer sets.
02:55You can block the programs you find unsuitable for your family.
02:58And it's so easy to use.
03:00To learn more, visit this website or call the number on your screen.
03:04You can't always be there, but with the V-Chip, you are in control.
03:07With the world starved for justice and people in need of champions,
03:13there's one place to turn for heroes.
03:19The Fox Box.
03:20Saturday mornings, now more than ever.
03:23Meet the Shackletons, the picture-perfect family.
03:26Dear Lord, thank you for this lovely dinner that Leslie ordered.
03:30And meet the one man brave enough to live with them.
03:34Did you take Shannon to the doctor today?
03:35I did.
03:36Did you take some of that medication?
03:37Just chill.
03:37Creator of School of Rock.
03:39Comes a new comedy.
03:40Proves once and for all.
03:43Sanity is relative.
03:44I think I'm a hot mama.
03:45What?
03:46Molly Shannon stars.
03:48Hi.
03:49In Cracking Up, a new comedy premiering Tuesday, March 9th on Fox.
03:52They come from all across the nation.
03:55American Idol's unsung heroes.
03:57Unfortunately, they do sing.
04:01I'm too sexy for my shirt.
04:04So sexy it hurts.
04:06That's absolutely right.
04:07It hurts.
04:08American Idol.
04:09Uncut, uncensored, and untalented.
04:11All new at 8-7 Central, Fox Monday.
04:14Nothing lifts the spirits like family coming together and great Italian food.
04:18Come fly with me.
04:20Let's fly.
04:21Let's fly away.
04:22So come.
04:23Let Olive Garden lift your spirits with two great new Alfredos.
04:26New roasted red pepper Alfredo with tender grilled chicken.
04:30And new steak gorgonzola Alfredo with grilled deliciously seasoned steak.
04:34Each made with our creamy homemade sauces.
04:36Yours with endless salad and breadsticks.
04:38Our two new Alfredos.
04:40Let's fly away.
04:42Olive Garden.
04:43When you're here, you're family.
04:44Let's go!
04:45Jack is back.
04:47We're gonna have recess all the time.
04:49What about men?
04:49No.
04:50Not important.
04:51School of Rock is coming to DVD and VHS.
04:54Let's melt some faces!
04:55School of Rock.
04:56Available on DVD and VHS.
04:58Breaking PG-13.
05:00Now, from the makers of Welbutrin SR, comes Welbutrin XL Extended Release Tablets.
05:06Talk to your doctor today to see if Welbutrin XL is right for you.
05:10And visit our website at WelbutrinXL.com.
05:15Hey, LeBron!
05:16Oh, what up, Thirst?
05:17Brother?
05:17How about a toy of your new crib?
05:19Oh, come on in.
05:20This is my bedroom?
05:21Right, right.
05:21King-size waterbed.
05:22Game room.
05:23Plasma screen, blah, blah, blah.
05:25And this is the kitchen.
05:27Whoa!
05:28Oh, no, you didn't.
05:29Crisp, clean, ice-cold, lemon, lime, Sprite always at your fingertips.
05:32Check it out.
05:36You crying?
05:37It's just so beautiful.
05:39Show him my motto.
05:43Can a brother get a minute?
05:45Live from Las Vegas.
05:48Side-by-side to the line!
05:50After a photo finish at The Rock, Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. collide at the Diamond in
05:58the Desert.
05:58Saturday, the Busch Series on FX.
06:01Next Sunday, Nextel Cup Racing on Fox.
06:05Has anyone seen my earring?
06:07Found it.
06:08Ooh, I knew you'd find it.
06:10Love your suit.
06:11Sample sale.
06:12Are you kidding?
06:13No.
06:14Ooh, where'd you find that?
06:15McDonald's.
06:16Really?
06:17Yeah, it's one of their new sandwiches.
06:19With grilled chicken and a soft flatbread, and they all have this great dressing.
06:23You always know where to find the good stuff.
06:25I just know where to look.
06:26Nice couch.
06:27Internet.
06:28Oh.
06:30Internet.
06:32I love it.
06:33It's cute.
06:34What do I expect from my new full-size truck?
06:38I expect it to be powerful.
06:40I expect it to have room for my crew or my family.
06:44And it's a Toyota, so I know it'll show up for work every day, like me.
06:51Introducing the all-new 2004 Tundra Double Cab.
06:54Toyota's biggest truck ever.
06:55And now get 1,500 cash back on all 2004 Tundra regular and access cab models.
07:01See your local dealer or visit buyatoyota.com today.
07:05One, if you're hungry, two, let's go.
07:07Bring everybody you can't say no, don't you know?
07:11Can't say no to Joe's.
07:13At Joe's Crab Shack, we're shrimply irresistible.
07:16Get your tail into Joe's for our unbelievable 33 shrimp for only $10.99.
07:20That's right, only $10.99.
07:22This awesome platter includes crunchy coconut shrimp, grilled shrimp, fried shrimp, and shrimp scampi.
07:27Hoo-wee!
07:2833 shrimp for only $10.99.
07:30Only at Joe's Crab Shack.
07:32You gotta go eat at Joe's.
07:35This is it.
07:36The ultimate savings on the ultimate minivan.
07:39And positively your last chance to get zero-plus on all remaining 0-4 town and countries.
07:43It's your last chance to get zero percent financing.
07:46Plus, an amazing $3,000 in cash allowances.
07:50Plus, Chrysler's seven-year, 70,000-mile powertrain limited warranty.
07:54This is our best deal on America's best-selling luxury minivan.
07:58But it's only for a few more days.
08:00So don't wait.
08:01Zero-plus positively ends March 1st.
08:06You've never met anyone like Jay Tyler.
08:09Tell me about your family.
08:10I really don't want to gossip.
08:11She sees the world like no one else can.
08:14I have a pancake.
08:15I don't want a pancake.
08:16Were you just talking to the cow creamer?
08:18And somehow, something good is always happening to the people around her.
08:22Hey!
08:22I think I'm supposed to help you.
08:24But the most amazing part of her world is what it's doing to his.
08:29Don't you ever wish you had someone you could just be yourself with?
08:31I'm not sure who that is yet.
08:33This is the story of a girl.
08:35The pretty face she hit from the world.
08:37This March, Fox invites you to discover the wonder of it all.
08:41We should absolutely have a date.
08:44You're not talking about the fruit, are you?
08:45We should smile!
08:47Wonder Falls.
08:48A new series premiering Friday, March 12th on Fox.
08:52And there is the Texas tickler.
08:54Lance Big Tex Armstrong undefeated.
08:57Close play and he had to be perfect there.
08:59That's exactly what Andre Agassi demonstrated.
09:01Quick barehanded grab.
09:02No bobble at all.
09:03And just connects with Bellar to get in at first base.
09:06He has been...
09:07She'll be going for a Yurchenko half on, piped front half off.
09:10It's one of the most difficult vaults.
09:12And good luck to Burlocker.
09:14Sitting next to Michael Vick.
09:16Not a bad one-two punch.
09:19Good luck. Good luck.
09:20Randy Johnson builds toward the most major moment in his PBHs.
09:24So powerful.
09:28He's Sir Williams.
09:35Beautiful landing.
09:36Hey, Armstrong attacking.
09:38Meet Mr. Urlocker.
09:40The last time it happened.
09:41Pete Webber.
09:42Fountain Bowl.
09:46Will, say hello to Bowling.
09:48Roughing and obviously not happy about it.
09:52Unfired.
09:53The pitch on the way.
09:55Andre slices one left field for his third hit of the block.
09:58Armstrong with the quick hands.
10:01Left, right.
10:01Thanks for coming.
10:02Good job, Larry.
10:03Good job.
10:04Vick walks in.
10:05Vick shoots and starts.
10:07Slam it, I feel it.
10:08It's going to speed up.
10:09Unbelievable breakaway speed.
10:11What a great moment.
10:12The big check for the big unit.
10:13Another win for Will.
10:15And the Fenway Park rep.
10:16Laz Armstrong, can you believe it?
10:18This guy can do anything.
10:21This guy can do anything.
10:31This is it.
10:33Where is it?
10:33Introducing the full size 5.6 liter V8 Nissan Armada.
10:37Where are we?
10:39I don't know.
10:43I don't know.
10:45I don't know.
10:50Share the adventure.
10:52A 3,000 mile race.
10:55This Friday.
10:57Men go mad.
10:59I can see that.
11:00Hang on.
11:01For the ride.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Of your life.
11:17Powerful.
11:18Let it all go.
11:19Based on a true story.
11:20Rated PG-13.
11:21Starts Friday.
11:22The time I needed more Mentos?
11:24Quantum physics.
11:25The left-hand side of the equation consists of two terms.
11:29H-bar squared times the wave function.
11:31Mentos' new locking box has 70% more.
11:34Because sometimes you need more.
11:35Mentos.
11:36The fresh maker.
11:37You know the feeling.
11:39Every guy's at it.
11:40You're unbeatable.
11:42Unstoppable.
11:43You got that walking on water feeling.
11:45You look.
11:46They smile.
11:47You win.
11:47They go home.
11:49It's the feeling you get every day.
11:51With the world's best shave.
11:53Mach 3 turbo.
11:55It's like having an angel by your side.
11:57Every move is smooth.
11:59Every word is cool.
12:01I never want to lose that feeling.
12:02And to let the world the best a man can get.
12:08You inspire us to play.
12:09To run.
12:10To throw.
12:11To fly.
12:12To believe.
12:13To achieve.
12:14And together.
12:14Together.
12:15Together.
12:16Together.
12:16And together we can inspire others.
12:17To dream.
12:18To reach out.
12:19To make a difference.
12:20To believe.
12:22Together.
12:23Come on baby.
12:24Join the team.
12:27We offered 11 strangers the chance to move to paradise forever.
12:31This place is so beautiful.
12:33But we never warn them about the one force of nature they can't escape.
12:38Human nature.
12:39You think you scare me?
12:40Don't interrupt me.
12:41Lies will be told.
12:42Do not trust anybody.
12:43Enemies will be made.
12:45Oh my God.
12:45It's a pack of walls.
12:46People will be banished.
12:47This is too much for me.
12:49And that's just on the first day.
12:50This is about testing our relationships.
12:53Forever Eden.
12:54Viewer discretion advised.
12:55Premieres at 9, 8 central tomorrow on Fox.
12:57She's the one person who's always stood by him.
13:00But Fox Wednesday.
13:02I'm going back to Pittsburgh.
13:03Seth's best friend is saying goodbye.
13:05What's going on?
13:06You're confusing me.
13:07I don't want to leave.
13:08What will he risk to stop her?
13:10If you...
13:13Ella!
13:13The O.C.
13:14All new after American Idol.
13:16Fox Wednesday.
13:17Are you the smartest in your family?
13:19Find out when we give you an all new IQ test live.
13:22Fox Friday.
13:23See if you're above average, gifted, or a real genius by answering questions like this.
13:28If a train leaves New York at 8 a.m. and another leaves L.A. at 11 a.m., what
13:32time is Test the Nation 2004 on?
13:34It's all new at 8, 7 central, Fox Friday.
13:40The O.C.
13:49Ha ha ha.
13:54Ha ha ha.
13:56Woo!
13:57Ha ha ha ha ha.
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14:56now at tgi fridays to eat for $19.99 enjoy an appetizer and two entrees from friday's special
15:03menu hurry in for to eat for $19.99 now at tgi fridays with the world starved for justice
15:10and people in need of champions there's one place to turn for heroes
15:18the fox box saturday mornings now more than ever
15:25she's so proud today for who we are they say her brother's murder sparked the haiti uprising now this
15:33local family is seeking some justice and police weapons out on the streets find out how an orlando
15:38officer's guns ended up in the wrong hand tonight on fox 35 news at 10. first on fox tonight a
15:45scam or a
15:46genuine act of kindness we'll show you where the money goes before your next donation to the homeless
15:53tonight on fox 35 news at 10.
16:17quiz no's new santa fe trio subs with smoky chipotle sauce try chicken roast beef or smoked turkey
16:23chipotle sauce quiz no's
16:27toasty
16:28see aren't you glad i drove my new pacifica it can fit six you know the all-wheel drive's awesome
16:33in the snow and it's got a five-star crash test rating
16:36unlike some people we know
16:39it's very funny
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16:58one if you're hungry two let's go
17:01bring everybody you can't say no don't you know
17:04you can't say no to joe's
17:07at joe's crab shack we're shrimply irresistible
17:09get your tail into joe's for our unbelievable 33 shrimp for only $10.99
17:14that's right only $10.99
17:15this awesome platter includes crunchy coconut shrimp grilled shrimp fried shrimp and shrimp scampi
17:20hoo-wee
17:2133 shrimp for only $10.99
17:23only at joe's crab shack
17:25you gotta go eat at joe's
17:28every four years another day is added to february
17:31but this year your southern four dealers are adding something else
17:35announcing the leaf year sales event
17:37the event that's short on time and long on savings
17:39you've only got a few days to get $3,500 cash back on a new 2004 mustang
17:44tourist, three star, explorer, expedition, ranger, or excursion
17:48or choose 0% APR for five years plus $500 bonus cash
17:51another day, another dollar
17:53or rather thousands of dollars
17:55hurry to your local southern four dealers before this day goes by
17:58sung heroes
17:59unfortunately, they do sing
18:04get ready for an all new special
18:06with new auditions so bad
18:08it's like a scene from the exorcist
18:10we couldn't show them until now
18:12I'm too sexy for my shirt
18:14so sexy it hurts
18:16that's absolutely right
18:18it hurts
18:18American Idol
18:19uncut, uncensored, and untalented
18:22all new at 8 7 central
18:23Fox Monday
18:29an ancient evil has returned
18:31greater than any the world has ever known
18:3560 years ago
18:3760 years ago
18:37they tried to destroy the world
18:38they're back
18:40now
18:41one secret government agency
18:44welcome to the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense
18:47has been called upon
18:49hellboy
18:50to stand against them
18:52there are things that go bump in the night
18:55and we
18:56are the ones
18:57who bump back
19:00are you gonna be
19:01okay?
19:02how big can it be?
19:12you should be running
19:14it's coming for us
19:18hellboy
19:19skip to the end, will you?
19:20how do I kill it?
19:23rated pg-13
19:24opens April 2nd
19:39new swoops from Hershey's
19:41irresistible curves
19:42that are bending the rules
19:43on how to eat chocolate
19:52swoops from Hershey's
19:53it's swooping the nation
19:59swoops
20:00hi, I'm one of the kids
20:01who was prosecuted
20:02for downloading music
20:03free off of the internet
20:05and I'm here to announce
20:06in front of everyone
20:07we're still going to download music
20:09free off of the internet
20:20and there's not a thing
20:21anyone can do about it
20:25you're not gotten into it
20:27babe, what do I mean?
20:38the music
20:39I'm happy to do
20:47you want to roll
20:47I like I'm sorry
20:48you're already英雄
20:49but not too
20:50be there tetra
20:51but you're
20:53definitely so tender
20:55They're coming! They're coming!
21:00Domino's Dots are coming!
21:02Whoa!
21:04Big flavors coming your way.
21:06Introducing Cheesy Domino's Dots.
21:09Smothered in delicious Colby and Monterey Jack cheese.
21:11360 degrees of all-around fun.
21:14Get an order of Cheesy Domino's Dots for 99 cents
21:17when you buy any large one-topping pizza from R99.
21:19Now in a manageable size.
21:21I don't know. They look pretty big to me.
21:23Get the door. It's new Cheesy Domino's Dots.
21:26The Shackletons are needing help with their 9-year-old son.
21:29He spends all his time in the back house all alone.
21:32He's talking himself like a homeless person.
21:34But what their living therapist discovers...
21:36Did you take some of that medication?
21:37Just chill.
21:38The boy isn't the one who needs counseling.
21:40His family is crazier than the Jacksons.
21:42From the creator of School of Rock,
21:44Jason Schwartzman, Chris McDonald, and Molly Shannon Starr.
21:47He'll always be safe in Mama's arms.
21:51In Cracking Up, a new comedy premiering Tuesday, March 9th, Fox.
21:56What if the universe spoke to you?
21:58What if it told you what to do?
22:00What if the universe sounded like a ceramic cow?
22:03Have a pancake.
22:04I don't want a pancake.
22:05Were you just talking to the cow creamer?
22:07March 12th.
22:07Give it back to her.
22:09I found your purse.
22:09When her life seems out of control...
22:12It's a cow.
22:13It's a cow.
22:14...Jay Tyler will find help from someplace she never expected.
22:18I...
22:18Love you.
22:20Love you.
22:21Please don't respond to that.
22:22Wonder Falls.
22:23Premiering Friday, March 12th on Fox.
22:26They're giving up their ordinary lives forever to live in a tropical paradise.
22:31So what could spoil it?
22:32Other people.
22:34Do not trust anybody.
22:35It's only going to get uglier.
22:37I'm in shock.
22:37Alliances will be forged.
22:39Keep your friends close.
22:40Keep your enemies closer.
22:41Personalities will clash.
22:43A pack of walls.
22:44And enemies will be made.
22:45I didn't like you at the beginning.
22:47And that's just on the first day.
22:49Get me out of here.
22:50This is too much for me.
22:51Forever Eden.
22:52Viewer discretion advised.
22:53Premiering at 9, 8 central tomorrow on Fox.
22:57Hey, yo, Thirst.
22:58Let me get a Sprite.
22:59No doubt.
22:59What's better than Sprite when it's hotter than a devil's drawers?
23:02Oh, here he goes.
23:03I'm serious.
23:04That's Thirst quenching lemon lime hitting the back of your throat.
23:07Splat out.
23:08Really?
23:08Name one thing that's better.
23:09You can't.
23:10There is nothing better.
23:12I dare you.
23:12I double dog dare you.
23:14I defy you to name one thing.
23:19All right.
23:20Name two.
23:20Show him on my toe.
23:24Hey, girls.
23:25Throw it in reverse for Thirst.
23:27These people are getting answers to the most important questions they'll ever ask.
23:32Questions about their health.
23:35They're finding those answers in a single place.
23:38WebMD.
23:4016 million people come to WebMD every month.
23:44They find vital information that used to be scattered in 100 locations.
23:48Now, all in one place.
23:50The place America comes for health care answers.
23:53A place called WebMD.
23:56You can own it on DVD and video.
23:58What's up, Doc?
23:59The Looney Tunes are back.
24:00Did you miss me?
24:01On land.
24:02Now, that's an interesting feature.
24:04In space.
24:05And in your face.
24:07Done.
24:08Looney Tunes back in action.
24:09The movie.
24:09You can own it on DVD and video.
24:11Rated PG.
24:11Have you ever heard of test driving?
24:13Because I've been kind of like, we're testing this bra.
24:15Do you want me to tell you a little bit about it?
24:17It's very smooth.
24:18It just has a beautiful shape.
24:18Like, I feel great in it.
24:19It is the perfect bra.
24:21Look for yourself.
24:21I love this bra.
24:22You can get it on March 2nd.
24:23And I have one already.
24:28Go, go, go.
24:33Not so fast, fly boy.
24:36I've got the flavor to savor.
24:38The tasty chew that can outlast you.
24:40That's why they call me Extra.
24:43Because I'm the gum that lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
24:48Extra.
24:48The gum that doesn't give up.
24:51I'll see you on the ground, laddie.
24:53What are you looking at, you mangy beast?
24:57There's only four people who know we took that one.
25:00Stick to the plan.
25:02This is my job.
25:04Not yet.
25:05I will not let you do this to me.
25:07The Sheeran, an all-new season.
25:09Premieres mixed month only on FX.
25:12Get into Taco Bell for our exclusive Club Chalupa.
25:16It's Club and Chalupa style with a classic club mix of crisp bacon and marinated grilled all-white meat chicken.
25:24Topped with lettuce, tomato, and a three-cheese blend.
25:29Then spun into our very own crispy, chewy Chalupa shell.
25:32For fresh club taste worth sinking your teeth into.
25:36To get into Club Chalupa, you gotta think outside the bun.
25:43Excuse me, is that the Accord LX Coupe?
25:45Uh, yes.
25:46The one with an iVTEC engine?
25:47Sure is.
25:48And has racing-inspired suspension?
25:50Yep.
25:51The one that you can lease for $2.39 a month for 36 months?
25:54Uh, yeah.
25:56Sorry, but I have to get it ready.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:58Well, go right ahead.
25:59Say, who are you anyway?
26:01I'm the announcer guy.
26:02Oh.
26:05Now you can lease an Accord LX Coupe for $2.39 a month for 36 months.
26:33Tower of Terror 4 at the Disney and GM Studios.
26:38Never the same fear twice.
26:42Is Angela home?
26:44What's that?
26:44Chicken Fingers from Matt's House of Chicken.
26:46She's not feeling well.
26:48I'm here for Angela.
26:49I've got chicken tips from Chicken Chicken.
26:51You just missed her.
26:54Yo, Angela.
26:55What's in the bag?
26:56Homestyle Chicken Strips from Wendy's.
26:58Great.
26:59I didn't catch your name.
27:00Snake.
27:01Angela, Snake's here.
27:03Wendy's new Homestyle Chicken Strips.
27:05Tender strips of whole breast fillet with Homestyle breading
27:07and a delicious sauce.
27:08It's better here.
27:09So, Snake, I can see why Angela's crazy about you.
27:13She's the one person who's always stood by him.
27:16But Fox Wednesday.
27:18I'm going back to Pittsburgh.
27:19Seth's best friend is saying goodbye.
27:21What is going on?
27:22You're confusing me.
27:23I don't want her to leave.
27:24What will he risk to stop her?
27:26If you...
27:29Ella.
27:29The O.C.
27:30All new after American Idol, Fox Wednesday.
27:50Use the crystals to expel the mist that poisoned your world.
27:54Battle alone or with friends by connecting up to four Game Boy Advance systems.
27:57Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.
27:59Only for Nintendo GameCube.
28:01GameCube.
28:02Rated D for teen.
28:03Whopper, no onions.
28:05Oh, that's me.
28:06Uh, Whopper, no lettuce, double tomato, double bacon.
28:09Yeah.
28:12You copied my Whopper?
28:28Yes.
28:31Can I have it your way?
28:36Oh, crap.
28:52Can't wait for this summer's Olympic Games.
28:56Evens.
28:57Odds.
28:59Thanks.
29:00Neither can we.
29:00Visa, the only card accepted at the Olympic Games.
29:03Every minivan manufacturer claims to be big enough to carry a small town and or tow a full-size marina.
29:09True or not, it still comes down to torque, because torque equals drivability.
29:15Bottom line, wages of the enemy.
29:17To overcome it, you need torque.
29:1990% of Freestar's torque in the first 1,500 RPM.
29:23That's what I love to call get up and go.
29:25Versatility, drivability.
29:27Now that's pure genius.
29:28The all-new Ford Freestar.
29:30If you haven't looked at Ford lately, look again.
29:34You're in.
29:35I'm in.
29:36You're in.
29:37She's in.
29:38Verizon Wireless introduces in.
29:40Free in-network calling.
29:41Join in, and you can call to any of our 36 million customers anytime, virtually anywhere, absolutely free.
29:46From our national in-network coverage area.
29:48No minutes to manage.
29:49No clocks to watch.
29:50Plus, you can buy one Motorola C343 color phone for $29.99 and get another free.
29:54Join in with the people you call most.
29:56I'm in.
29:57She's in.
29:57You're both in.
29:58Are you in?
30:00Good.
30:01Verizon Wireless.
30:02We never stop working for you.
30:29Sweet.
30:30Shake stuff up.
30:33Friday, March 12th.
30:35This beautiful woman thinks she's going to choose Mr. Right from a group of bachelors.
30:39They're handsome, sexy, and to be perfectly straight, some of them aren't.
30:44Catch is, some of these guys are gay.
30:47What?
30:48Can you tell straight guys from gay ones?
30:51Want to bet a million dollars on it?
30:53She's going to have to.
30:54Every little thing that they do, I analyze.
30:57I am so confused.
30:58If she picks a straight guy, they share a million bucks.
31:01But if she picks a gay guy, he gets it all.
31:04I don't think a gay man gets me.
31:06She's trying to sniff out the gay guy.
31:09Some of you are deceiving me.
31:10I'm going to figure it out.
31:12Bring it on.
31:12Contest your gay dog.
31:14Playing it straight premieres Friday, March 12th at 8, 7 Central on Fox.
31:17Viewer discretion advised.
31:18These people gave up everything to live in a tropical paradise.
31:22This place is so beautiful.
31:24Forever.
31:25But they may not make it through the first day.
31:27Shut up!
31:28I cannot believe that.
31:29Dana's not my friend.
31:30Why would you even say something?
31:31I don't think we have any clue about what's going to happen.
31:34Forever Eden.
31:34Viewer discretion advised.
31:36Premieres at 9, 8 Central tomorrow on Fox.
31:38Last week, the contestants came through like champions.
31:41I'll find my friend.
31:44You are a star.
31:45Fox Tuesday.
31:46The final group go all out to win your votes.
31:48Then it's your last chance to choose which to go on.
31:52I think it's going to be really, really tough tonight.
31:54American Idol.
31:55The final eight at 8, 7 Central on Fox Tuesday.
31:59Sponsored in part by Ford.
32:00If you haven't looked at Ford lately, look again.
32:06This is my wedding.
32:08And in my wedding, your shoes will be dyed.
32:13Your nails done.
32:15When I say taffeta, you say what color?
32:20You eyeballing me, Martinez?
32:22No.
32:23Okay.
32:24Let's get married.
32:25It's amazing the sacrifices you'll make for friendship.
32:27When it comes to the taste of Diet Dr. Pepper, you sacrifice nothing.
32:31Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.
32:33Bring home Star Trek Voyager Season 1 on DVD.
32:36Welcome aboard, Voyager.
32:38All 15 episodes on 5 discs with rare behind-the-scenes footage.
32:418 featurettes.
32:43And much more.
32:44Energize.
32:45Star Trek Voyager Season 1.
32:47Own it today on DVD.
32:49The time I needed more Mentos?
32:51My flight cross-country.
32:52Guess my age.
32:54Well, can I get out for a second?
32:55Here we go!
32:56Ha-ha!
32:56Mentos' new locking box has 70% more.
33:00Because sometimes you need more.
33:01Mentos.
33:02The Freshmaker.
33:09Introducing the Nissan Quest.
33:11A revolutionary minivan.
33:13Featuring five sky view windows.
33:16Frontal five-star safety rating.
33:19An innovative center console.
33:22Automated side and rear lift doors.
33:24And fold away second and third row seats.
33:27But mobs have changed.
33:30Shouldn't the minivan?
33:34Kelso and Brooke's relationship is heading to the next level.
33:37But with a tragic mistake.
33:38Did you burn down the police academy?
33:40No, I did not!
33:41I accidentally shot off a flare and it went over.
33:44Tear them apart?
33:45I shot off another flare at the first flare.
33:47Because you know what they say.
33:48You've got to fight fire with fire.
33:49That 70s Show.
33:51All new at 877 Central.
33:52Fox Wednesday.
33:54First on Fox tonight at 10.
33:56We so proud to be for who we are.
34:00They say her brother's murder sparked the Haiti uprising.
34:03Now this local family is seeking some justice.
34:06And police weapons out on the streets.
34:08Find out how an Orlando officer's guns ended up in the wrong hand.
34:12Tonight on Fox 35 News at 10.
34:14First on Fox tonight.
34:16A scam or a genuine act of kindness?
34:18Raise the money for the homeless!
34:19We'll show you where the money goes before your next donation to the homeless.
34:24Tonight on Fox 35 News at 10.
34:29The 2004 family of GMC Envoys is engineered with all the horsepower, all the cargo and passenger space, and all
34:37the adaptability your family will ever need.
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34:52the family of 2004 Envoys.
34:55See the pros at your Florida GMC dealers.
34:59Whether it's your dream yard or your first yard.
35:03If you do it yourself or have someone else do it.
35:06Sears has your ultimate lawn gear with the exciting innovations and exclusive features you need.
35:12Sears sells craftsmen mowers and tractors.
35:14And from our wide selection, we'll find what's right for you.
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35:20Right now, find mowers and tractors on sale.
35:22Plus, get 0% financing until September 2004 on all tractors over $1,199.
35:27Sears. Good life. Great price.
35:36No matter where you are, Jeep Grand Cherokee has got you covered.
35:44Announcing 0+.
35:45Right now, get 0% APR financing plus a $27.50 combined cash allowance.
35:50Plus our $7.70 powertrain limited warranty.
35:54That's 0% financing plus a $27.50 combined cash allowance.
35:57But it's only at your Jeep dealer.
36:19Look, Mom!
36:20Wow, pasta!
36:21Yeah, all of it!
36:27Publix, their shopping is a pleasure.
36:29Heroes, unfortunately, they do sing.
36:32Ah!
36:33Yeah, yeah, did not.
36:35Get ready for an all-new special with new auditions so bad.
36:39It was like a scene from The Exorcist.
36:41We couldn't show them until now.
36:43I'm too sexy for my shirt.
36:45So sexy it hurts.
36:47That's absolutely right.
36:48It hurts.
36:49American Idol, uncut, uncensored, and untalented.
36:52All new at 8, 7 central, Fox Monday.
36:56Hi there, Pizza Hut.
36:57Yes, I'd like to order a pizza with...
36:59FASTING!
37:00No!
37:00Kermit!
37:01Pepperoni!
37:01Pepperoni!
37:02I need pepperoni on her!
37:04I want a pizza!
37:04It's okay!
37:06In the pizza fight forever with the amazing new four-for-all pizza from Pizza Hut.
37:11Four different pizzas topped just the way you like them on a not-too-thick, not-too-thin crust.
37:15Just $11.99.
37:16Gather round the good stuff.
37:19Want something green with your pizza?
37:21Add a family-size Fresh Express Ranch Sally kit for $2.99 to any pizza purchase.
37:25Moist.
37:29Must cheat a zost-off.
37:31Then you will see the dead crust, listen to Frozen.
37:41Yeah, Hey, I would love to know.
37:41Bye-bye.
37:41Bye-bye.
37:42Bye-bye.
37:42Bye-bye.
37:42Bye-bye.
37:43Bye-bye.
37:43See you.
37:44Bye-bye.
37:45Bye-bye.
37:45Bye-bye.
37:46Bye-bye.
37:47Bye.
37:47Bye-bye.
37:52Bye-bye.
38:26At the Alamo.
38:27When I return, we'll get a home of our own.
38:29I promise.
38:30To protect what they love and fight for what they believe,
38:34a few hundred will stand against an empire.
38:40We're gonna need a lot more men.
38:42Touchstone Pictures presents
38:44the true story of the ordinary men who became heroes.
38:50Remember the Alamo!
38:51The Alamo. Rated PG-13.
38:54Starts April 9th in theaters everywhere.
38:57Cream savers.
39:01All the creamy, dreamy tastes you love.
39:05But with zero sugar carbs.
39:08Sugar-free cream savers.
39:13Outro
39:13And you'll have fun, fun, fun
39:15till your daddy takes the Tee Kaz Gray away.
39:17Fun, fun, fun.
39:19Now the daddy takes the Tee Stanford away.
39:24Fun, fun, fun.
39:25Now the daddy takes the Tee Stanford away.
39:41cheeseburger deluxe heartburn
39:45and acids aren't enough for me this an acid is it's new tom's lasting effects
39:50it works fast it lasts long it's for heartburn deluxe new tom's lasting effects
39:59four for the 7 30 show senior discount there you stand somewhere between saving for retirement
40:08and living it are you ready for this now you can be for information on planning your financial
40:15future talk to your state farm agent we live where you live just how much is that discount
40:27there's only four people who know we took that money we stick to the plan this is my job not
40:33yet
40:34i will not let you do this to me you and me are gonna play some running guys you're out
40:41of your
40:51season premieres next month only on fx knowing who's gay isn't as straightforward as it seems
41:00i don't think a gay man would kiss me oh yeah this beautiful woman is betting that she can tell
41:05gay
41:05guys from straight ones when she tries to find her mr right every little thing that they do i analyze
41:11if she picks a straight guy they share a million bucks if she picks a gay guy he gets it
41:17all we're
41:18here for the money test your gaydar some of you are deceiving playing it straight premieres friday
41:23march 12th at 8 7 central on fox viewer discretion advised are you the smartest in your family find
41:28out when we give you an all-new iq test live fox friday see if you're above average gifted or
41:34a real
41:35genius by answering questions like this if a train leaves new york at 8 a.m and another leaves la
41:40at
41:4011 a.m what time is test the nation's 2004 on it's all new at 8 7 central fox friday
41:58officials have declared a state of emergency do not leave your home everybody they kill gets up
42:03and kill find a safe place and stay there i need to do something now
42:12dawn of the dead rated r starts from march 19
42:16this little kitty had a fever these little kitties did too but this little kitty took
42:22dye-free stain-free children's motron not the messy stuff so she not only feels better
42:27she looks better too dye-free children's motron isle of gardens unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
42:35lunch all the homemade warmth dipping crispness amazing dressing and never having to wonder who
42:41gets the last breadstick you want just 5.95 good idea great meal live from las vegas
42:49kinseth and earnhard junior clash at the diamond in the desert next hill cup racing next sunday on fox
42:56first on fox with shelly rebando only on fox 35 news at 10
43:02honey we need milk i better go get some we have three gallons when that's supposed to be enough for
43:07two kids hungry and it's late come to wendy's pickup window for something fresh and eat great even late
43:13where's the milk honey we have three gallons every four years another day is added to february but
43:20this year your southern ford dealers are adding something else announcing the leap year sales event
43:25the event that's short on time and long on cash you've only got a few days to jump at 500
43:30extra
43:31ford credit bonus cash on 15 different ford cars trucks and suvs that's 500 bucks on top of the zero
43:36percent apr or get up to 3 500 total cash back another day another dollar or rather thousands of
43:42dollars hurry to your local southern ford dealer before this day goes by
44:07look mom wow pasta yeah all of it
44:15public's for shopping is a pleasure
44:18we love these subs
44:21cause they are good to us
44:24the quiz no subs
44:28they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them
44:35they got a pepper bar
44:37quiz no's new santa fe trio subs with smoky chipotle sauce try chicken roast beef or smoked turkey
44:42quiz no's
44:46toast
44:48the crv
44:50the pilot
44:52and the odyssey from honda
44:54different sizes and different shapes to fit different lifestyles
44:58but they're as much the same as they are different each is a leader in its class in crash safety
45:03low emissions and fuel economy and all have been rated an excellent value by intelli choice so no matter which
45:11truck you choose you'll have made the right choice happy choosing from honda
45:18introducing wendy's home style chicken strips
45:21their big tender pieces of juicy whole breast fillet with your choice of three delicious sauces when it comes to
45:28chicken strips we have a better way wendy's it's better here
45:33you've never met anyone like jay tyler
45:36tell me about your family
45:37i really don't want to gossip
45:38she sees the world like no one else can
45:41i have a pancake
45:42i don't want a pancake
45:43were you just talking to the cow creamer
45:45and somehow something good is always happening to the people around her
45:49hey i think i'm supposed to help you
45:51but the most amazing part of her world is what it's doing to his
45:55don't you ever wish you had someone you could just be yourself with
45:58i'm not sure who that is yet
46:00this is the story of a girl
46:02the pretty face she had from the world
46:04this march fox invites you to discover the wonder of it all
46:08we should absolutely have a date
46:10you're not talking about the fruit are you
46:14wonder falls a new series premiering friday march 12th on fox
46:18last week the contestants sang like champions
46:21you are a star
46:22fox tuesday the final group give their all
46:24and it's your last chance to choose who goes on
46:27i think it's gonna be really really tough tonight
46:28american idol the final eight at eight seven central fox tuesday
46:32coming to dvd
46:34nancy and alex expected a few problems with their new home
46:38it's a stool
46:39what are we hobbits
46:41but they never expected
46:42did you remember to blow out the pilot for the oven
46:44anything like this
46:47i'm all right
46:48ben stiller
46:49drew barrymore
46:51i'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs
46:53no i don't know what you're saying
46:55do it do it
46:56you do it
46:57you do it
47:00duplex on dvd and video tuesday march 2nd
47:06now at tgi friday's
47:08to eat for $19.99
47:10enjoy an appetizer and two entrees from friday's special menu
47:14hurry in for to eat for $19.99
47:16now at tgi friday's
47:33the new chevy colorado crew cab has the biggest interior in its class
47:37so if you're ever uncomfortable
47:39it won't be because of lack of space
47:42man i feel like a woman
47:44everything's bigger in colorado
47:46an american revolution
47:48hey what's up thirst
47:49yo thirst
47:50let's start with the extra sprite
47:52brother you can never be too far away from the crisp thirst quenching lemon lime goodness of sprite
47:56now let's say some big old sasquatch sits here on my left taking up the armrest and whatnot
48:01i'ma be over here on my right with this sprite
48:03so what about that one
48:04i'll say some young honeydip sits over here on my left
48:07i'ma spend my time over here with her
48:09getting my drink on
48:10show her my motto
48:14ooh ooh
48:15now this is gonna be interesting
48:17who's thirsty
48:19this spring come to lowe's
48:22and give your ideas
48:23power
48:25lowe's has more brands of lawn tractors than anyone else in the country
48:29and only lowe's carries troy built
48:31advanced reliable and easy to use tractors
48:34from the brand gardeners and landscapers have trusted
48:37for over 65 years
48:38and lowe's guarantees low prices every day
48:41that's our promise
48:45lowe's improving home improvement
49:06for kit yoon the only way out of the hong kong underworld is to go back in
49:12chet lee
49:13and rise to honor
49:14ready to eat for teen
49:19hi have you seen my lean pockets
49:22lean pockets
49:24all that rich hearty taste and only seven grams of fat
49:27no dear
49:28i don't see your lean pockets anywhere
49:30really
49:31the surprising taste of lean pockets brand
49:33first on fox now
49:35we're so proud today for who we are
49:39they say her brother's murder sparked the haiti uprisings now this local family is seeking
49:44some justice
49:45they claim to be collecting money to get off the street
49:48a florida investigation shows you may be getting hustled by the so-called homeless
49:52next on fox 35
49:53thanks
49:55the shackletons are needing help with their nine-year-old son
49:58he's talking himself like a homeless person
50:00but what their live-in therapist discovers
50:02you take some of that medication
50:04just chill
50:04the boy isn't the one who needs counseling
50:07he'll always be safe in mama's arms
50:09molly shannon stars
50:10in cracking up
50:12a new comic premiering tuesday march night
50:14on fox
50:14we offered 11 strangers the chance to move to paradise forever
50:19this place is so beautiful
50:21but we never warned them about the one force of nature they can't escape
50:26human nature
50:27you think you scare me
50:28don't interrupt me
50:29lies will be told
50:30do not trust anybody
50:31enemies will be made
50:32oh my god it's a pack of walls
50:34people will be banished
50:35this is too much for me
50:36and that's just on the first day
50:38this is about testing our relationships
50:40forever eden
50:41viewer discretion advised
50:42premieres at 9 8 central tomorrow on fox
50:45kelso and brooke's relationship is heading to the next level
50:48but with a tragic mistake
50:49you'd burn down the police academy
50:51no i did not
50:52i accidentally shot off a flare and it went over
50:56tear them apart
50:57i shot off another flare at the first flare
50:59because you know what they say
50:59you gotta fight fire with fire
51:01that 70s show
51:02all new at 8 7 central fox wednesday
51:06jay tyler sees the world in a different way
51:08it's crazy that a person would think an adam
51:11because hang on there
51:11it's all things
51:11remember you did not pay me
51:11get a red square
51:11if someone would think
51:12to password
51:12you
51:13may have opened up
51:13your entrance
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