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00:00For length, this is Naruto Shippuden, episode 254.
00:04Starting in 3, 2, 1.
00:14It looks like I've lost sight of my mark,
00:16because we were all waylaid and delayed by that spy shark.
00:22T-Side.
00:22T-Side.
00:30Oh!
00:30Oh!
00:31Push your brow, Sensei!
00:32Are you okay?
00:33Can I help you?
00:34Expo up.
00:35Oh!
00:36Hey!
00:37You can't touch Gai right now, Naruto!
00:40It's the after effects of the eight inner gates.
00:42The slightest touch will cause him enta-
00:44Put him down!
00:45What?
00:46Really?
00:47Oh!
00:48I'm really sorry about that!
00:50Yaaaaaah!
00:51The slightest touch!
00:53Gently.
00:54That guy's water prison Jutsu.
00:56Really delayed me from getting the word out about our intel leak.
00:59We must assume that the enemy knows our location now.
01:02And that means somehow we're going to have to move B and Naruto out of here immediately.
01:08I have little doubt that the enemy is going to be upon us soon.
01:12I understand.
01:14However...
01:16Whoa.
01:17We'll move them, but not by boat.
01:19They'll both remain here on this island.
01:21Huh?
01:22Just leave him alone!
01:23Master B, how did it go?
01:25A sad tale!
01:26Made you fail!
01:27Fool!
01:28You fool!
01:29Hold on.
01:30I don't understand.
01:31How can you move them and yet still keep them on the island?
01:34You cannot find this place on a map.
01:36It's a turtle.
01:37And even if you do know it exists, it's still hard to find.
01:40Or a frog.
01:42Because it's actually...
01:44He saves a turtle.
01:45He saves a turtle.
01:46He saves a turtle.
01:47He saves a turtle.
01:48He saves a turtle.
01:49Wow!
01:50You are just a mince!
01:51Not at all!
01:52I'm a wee little turtle in a grand scale of fantasy.
01:54It's a lion turtle!
01:55It's a lion turtle!
01:56That's impossible!
01:57I've never seen or even heard tell of any that are walking in here.
01:59Turtles all the way down.
02:00I've never seen or even heard tell of any that are walking in here.
02:01I've never seen one so big!
02:03Dude, it's like...
02:04What?!
02:05What?!
02:06What did you just say?!
02:07That's right.
02:08This is a mobile stronghold.
02:09That's a good idea to put them in, huh?
02:10Yeah.
02:11This island's a massive turtle reared by the hidden cloud since ancient times.
02:12Whoa!
02:13Hmm.
02:14That's a crazy, crazy stronghold.
02:15Of course, we can assume that the enemy knows this.
02:16But this island is still far safer than any boat to travel to the hidden cloud village.
02:17That's amazing!
02:18That's amazing!
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Yes, a tota-
02:35Hey, what's that?
02:37What's that?
02:38That's amazing!
02:39This is also insane!
02:40This is just in about parents, they're hang Конечно.
02:42to the hidden cloud village.
02:43Besides, Naruto thinks that he's here for a top secret ecological survey.
02:46If we move him off the island,
02:47he'll get suspicious.
02:48just leave him alone
02:49Poor guy, Sensei!
02:50Poor guy.
02:51I can't say
02:52Poor guy
03:13Island is a turtle
03:17Did you get it to me?
03:19I literally did
03:21Do you remember
03:23It didn't stop
03:24You were singing
03:27Did you get it to me?
03:28Can't you go
03:29I can't
03:30I can't
03:31I can't
03:33There's nothing
03:34I can't
03:36It's just
03:38you
03:39I had a
03:40place
03:43You
03:44One
03:46I
04:18The Super Secret Anchor X at the S-Rank mission.
04:25You got there.
04:29Uh, the five great nations face a critical situation as they prepare for the fourth great ninja war.
04:35There's concern that the shinobi and samurai units won't be enough,
04:39so a third military unit made up of animals is to be formed.
04:42Therefore, it's been decided that a jinchuriki who is able to communicate with animals,
04:48I mean one who loves animals, like Naruto Uzumaki,
04:52will be given the important tasks of assembling and organizing this animal unit.
04:57He'll start by analyzing the biology of the animals, and then ascertain their strength...
05:01Do you think we can actually get him to buy a childish trick like this?
05:04You have to make it work.
05:06This is a top-secret S-Rank mission.
05:09Work diligently.
05:10The world may depend on it.
05:12Signed, Fifth Hokage, Lady Tsunade.
05:17Is he gonna see through it?
05:19He's just sleeping.
05:22What's gonna happen?
05:25This...
05:26Yeah?
05:28This is just the kind of intellectual mission I've been waiting for!
05:31It's the kind that Shikamaru always gets, where you have to coordinate people!
05:36Well, animals.
05:37Just leave it to Naruto.
05:39Well, it looks like he fell for a plan.
05:41Well, you know what everyone says.
05:43Jinchuriki can be odd people, but that's putting it mildly here.
05:46Granny Tsunade understands me well.
05:51I bet she's just trying to test out my leadership skills.
05:54All right!
05:55Let's start this mission already!
05:57And while you're working on that, I'm gonna go and start writing a new rap.
06:00I can't teach you anymore, and I'll scrap.
06:03Yeah!
06:03Don't yell me!
06:05You gotta help me!
06:07You know all about the animals on this island, don't you?
06:10Look, just go and talk to King.
06:12He's the boss of the animals around here.
06:15Talk to King?
06:16You mean...
06:16Kong!
06:19Hey, listen!
06:20Can you help me out here?
06:22I'm looking to find out who the strongest animals on this island are!
06:25Hey!
06:26Hey!
06:27I'm sorry, but if you're trying to talk to me, I don't get it.
06:30What King said is that you need to show him proof of your loyalty.
06:35I gotta show him proof of my loyalty?
06:37Wait!
06:38I know that voice!
06:40Condor, the ninja ostrich!
06:42Hey!
06:42Dude, I thought of this when they said about animals to bite!
06:44You guys missed the filler.
06:49I did miss this filler, but you guys...
06:50We had one episode.
06:52And now I'm completely free forever!
06:57Freedom!
07:00Unfortunately, the animals on this island are gonna be recruited to serve in an animal unit during the ninja war.
07:06You'll be working with me.
07:09Are you kidding me?
07:11There's no way I'm going to war.
07:13Oh, yeah?
07:14Then listen up, and I'll make you a deal.
07:17If you serve as my animal translator, then I'll let you off the hook.
07:21Damn it.
07:22He says that he understands what you need, and that he'll help you out.
07:48Besides him, the strongest ones on this island are...
07:52Smoker!
07:56That's only one.
07:57Don, the giant koala.
08:02He's hot all the time.
08:03And...
08:03No.
08:05Penguin.
08:06Chuji, the giant penguin.
08:08Chuji, Chuji, Chuji.
08:11And the giant lame-o.
08:15I mean giant hippo.
08:16Boss hippo.
08:19But they must be kept apart.
08:23If they come face to face, their fighting will destroy the island.
08:27My dog.
08:28Hmm.
08:29So these guys are really tough and scary, huh?
08:31Dude, this is some crazy starters, dude.
08:38Oh, they already come together.
08:42Oh, no, they're already fighting each other.
08:58Don't mind me, guys.
08:59I guess the king really is the fiercest one of them all.
09:20What are those guys talking about now?
09:22Let's see.
09:23I can't quite make it all out.
09:25This guy seems scary.
09:26Many of them are in love with the same animal.
09:28What did you say?
09:29Each one of them is proclaiming their affection for her and won't back down.
09:35And now King is demanding that the woman they're fighting over be brought down here.
09:41So that she can choose among them and settle this fight for good.
09:44Do you really think that's a good idea?
09:46Huh?
09:47Turns out King likes her.
09:48Right.
09:49Here she goes.
09:51Uh, what is that?
09:54We'll come out and throw it in the dark.
09:58We're down the deal.
10:00We'll come out and throw it in the dark.
10:02We'll be safe.
10:02But their friends are coming out.
10:03We'll be down to this fight.
10:04We'll be up.
10:05We'll be down to this fight.
10:05We'll be down to this fight.
10:06Oh yeah, there's noënny.
10:07It's good, man.
10:08There's noënny.
10:09There's noënny in the dark.
10:09Oh yeah, there's noënny.
10:11This is a heavy man.
10:13Oh yeah.
10:14Oh yeah, there's noënny.
10:18I agree.
10:19I agree.
10:21Hmm, what's going on with him?
10:24He says our Medico is his girlfriend!
10:31Medico?
10:34She's asking them to stop! She doesn't want them fighting over her!
10:40She said I'm not your property!
10:47She says that she's in love with you!
10:49What?!
10:55Well, they've united the great beasts.
10:59Yeah, I'm gonna beat you up.
11:04Manta, you've been in charge for anything!
11:08Ah, this is perfect! Now's my chance to slip away and disappear!
11:13No way am I going to war! I'm free and I'm gonna stay that way!
11:19Freedom!
11:21I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!
11:27He's gonna run for a long time.
11:30Wait, I'll go to the location where the eight and nine tails are.
11:34And why would you do that?
11:39It's a good chance to build trust and solidify our relationship.
11:44Plus, the first Hokage clone known as Yamato is almost always at the side of the nine tails Jinchuriki Naruto.
11:51Hmm. I want that clone from experience. Hmm.
11:57But if I can't get him, I can just make do with Zetsu here.
12:01You don't mind sharing part of him, do you?
12:03It won't delay the ten tails resurrection. I promise.
12:09You seem very well informed.
12:12I knew Orochimaru was secretly checking around, but not to this degree.
12:20According to the intel that Kisame sent, the allied shinobi force is 80,000 strong.
12:26Wow.
12:27And we know their military formation.
12:29But the real key to our army is Zetsu, right?
12:33Just how much do you know?
12:35Hmm.
12:36With the knowledge that I've gathered, I have the ability to make Zetsu even stronger.
12:42But...
12:43You can enhance him, right?
12:44Only if you take me there, and show me exactly what you're up to.
12:49Toby...
12:50What will you do?
12:52Do you really believe you can trust him?
13:01Bring me the nine tails, and I'll give you one of Zetsu.
13:06Come with me.
13:07Let's get a guitar on his back.
13:16Oh, this is the...
13:17So this is him?
13:18The other statue, huh?
13:19The ghetto statue.
13:30Down here.
13:38Geez.
13:40It's going down.
13:47I ain't going back up.
13:49I ain't going back up.
13:50I ain't going back up.
13:54It's sad.
13:55Yes.
13:56It's alive.
13:58First Hokage Hashirama sent you.
14:01Or rather, something replicated from living cells that I stole from him during our infamous battle.
14:12It has no consciousness.
14:15But that doesn't matter.
14:17What I want to show you is below.
14:22This is incredible.
14:24How did you...?
14:25It wasn't easy.
14:26I had to use a considerable amount of chakra from the tailed beasts inside the ghetto statue.
14:33I'd like to preserve them as much as possible.
14:36A delay in the ten tails resurrection will also delay my own plans.
14:41How many of them are there?
14:48An army of Zetsu's cloning himself over and over and over.
14:52Yeah.
14:54Roughly...
14:56One hundred thousand.
15:00How many almighty pushes?
15:06To have an intel leak now, we'll have to reformulate our tactics then.
15:12But since they know that the allied shinobi forces are aware of the leak, they'll cautiously watch the situation.
15:19That makes it easier for us to set traps.
15:23But what about the island?
15:25Even if it's mobile, we can't afford to let our guard down.
15:28They want the Jinchuriki.
15:30The Akatsuki is going to come looking for them.
15:33I've already set up a contingency plan and planted a specific route for the island to follow.
15:38The clouds hide it too.
15:40The enemy won't find it easily.
15:42If they do go searching, the enemy will most likely send a small reconnaissance team.
15:46I seriously doubt that they're going to attempt any large-scale tactical maneuvers at the moment.
15:52I'm certain that Kisame marked the island's coordinates on a map.
15:57So even if we move the island, we can't let our guard down.
16:01They'll keep looking.
16:02Yes, we must also send reinforcements.
16:05However, it'll be meaningless if they spot us mobilizing our forces.
16:09Send a small elite unit to avoid suspicion.
16:12Yeah, because wherever you move your forces to is always going to mark what your weakness is.
16:19Old man Onoki, I have no objections.
16:21Me either. And since you can fly, you can get there faster than anyone.
16:25Tell the truth. Can you do this?
16:28Don't you worry, Kazukage. I am Onoki, the Tsuchikage, feared as the fence-sitter of the Hidden Stone.
16:34No!
16:35No!
16:36No!
16:37My mask!
16:38That's that. I'll go. My sand can get me there quickly.
16:41Yeah, Gar.
16:42No, fool!
16:43I said I'd go!
16:44No! I'm okay!
16:46Both of you go.
16:49Yes, spirit.
16:51You can both just relax for now.
16:55We're heading out.
16:56He's taking the...
16:57Well, he said that he recovered their bodies, right?
16:59Yeah, the thing that the dark one thing...
17:02It's all ocean from here on, so we're going to have to fly.
17:07Yeah! I'm gonna get to fly again! I'm so excited!
17:11Settle down, Akatsuchi. We could be heading straight for a battle for all you know.
17:19I told you to settle down! You're so embarrassing!
17:23Damn it! It really does look like fun.
17:25But I can't afford to be acting childish now.
17:28Damn that, Akatsuchi!
17:30You're up next, Akatsuchi!
17:32Huh?
17:33Oh, right!
17:34Guess I have to!
17:38Wow!
17:39Looks like you're finally awake.
17:41Now, my jutsu is a little different than Notorochimaru's.
17:45With this method, you won't be completely held back.
17:48Hear me, Daedara?
17:49I must tell you I know little about art.
17:52And not a lot about you, either.
17:55Yes, of course. My artistic ninjutsu is simply too sublime to be easily understood or appreciated.
18:03However, I am quite grateful to you. I've already perfected one ultimate art after all.
18:09But now I can take my art even further.
18:11Actually, speaking of which, that final explosion of yours, it didn't really create the buzz that you wanted, did it?
18:18I already told you! My art is not easily understood! It takes time! A long time!
18:24Oh, this is a bit too loud.
18:27I said, line up single file! Damn it! Hurry up and get into the tunnel already!
18:35Are they all just big creatures on this island?
18:37Listen, we'll cut the ecological survey inside!
18:39Come on, cut it out! Huh? What, you wanna fight again?
18:44You got them online!
18:48Too bad we didn't get to see the fight.
18:50It was way tougher than I ever thought it would be getting all of these animals inside you!
18:54Looks like I win again at rock, scissors, paper!
18:57I'll keep winning forever and ever!
19:00Hey, you two! The octopus and the crap! Light up already, would ya?
19:04Since the Academy might come here, we'll hide the animals inside the giant turtle shell, just any case.
19:11Naruto is taking this ecological survey cover story way more seriously than I thought he would.
19:16If Naruto finds out about the war, then there's going to be a big mess to clean up.
19:21He wouldn't take them as well.
19:22He's gonna actually create an army that went into the battlefield.
19:24It's essential we prevent that. This entire war is about protecting Naruto after all.
19:32Are they gonna find it? No way.
19:34According to the intel that Kisame said, the island should be right around here.
19:38They must have already moved.
19:40Ohhhh!
19:44You never quit!
19:48What a lousy punch.
19:50If I recall, he's...
19:52Ambushed by the Tsuchikage himself.
19:55I was only testing you out and judging from your response.
19:59You're nothing but a clone.
20:01So, it's not Modera after all.
20:05And, what's up with that bird and Datoran?
20:08Oh, it's really him.
20:11I assure you.
20:13Hm.
20:14However, you...
20:16are a lovely clone.
20:18Oh, me, my friend.
20:20Hey there, old man Ono-Keefe!
20:22Long time no see!
20:24You too!
20:26He's gonna blow him up?
20:28Yep.
20:29Is he okay?
20:30Hopefully he was a clone too.
20:31No!
20:32It's really...
20:33Dang it!
20:34Damn.
20:35What about Akatsuchi and Kuretsuchi?
20:37It's starting to get into some of the stuff I want to see.
20:40I mean...
20:41I didn't like the Tsuchikage.
20:42But he was an ally.
20:43He's my least favorite of the Kages.
20:44That's...
20:45Yeah.
20:46He's kind of worried about it.
20:47Eric, how would you rank the Kages?
20:48Uh...
20:49I mean...
20:50I didn't like the Tsuchikage.
20:51But he was an ally.
20:52He's my least favorite of the Kages.
20:53That's...
20:54Yeah.
20:55That's kind of worried about it.
20:56Eric, how would you rank the Kages?
20:57Uh...
20:58I wouldn't.
20:59The Mizukage is at the top for me.
21:00I like things about all of them.
21:01He has that, like...
21:02atomization box or whatever.
21:03That just, like, disintegrates anything inside of it.
21:04What would that do to a person?
21:05What does that do to an explosion?
21:06What does that do to an explosion?
21:07Oh, no.
21:08Oh, no.
21:09I don't think I'm doing anything.
21:10I'm good, I'm good.
21:11I'm good.
21:12I'm good.
21:13I'm good.
21:14I don't think I'm good.
21:15I'm good.
21:16I'm good.
21:17I'm good.
21:18I'm good.
21:19I'm good.
21:20I don't know.
21:21I am.
21:22I'm good.
21:23I'm good.
21:24I'm good.
21:25I'm good.
21:26I'm good.
21:27I'm good.
21:29yeah
21:31Because an explosion is just an expansion of the same amount of mass, right?
21:37Sure
21:51Mizu and then ho and then
21:55Kaze and then Rai
21:59Those are my Kaze
22:01Metal
22:07I'll count more here
22:17Gai-sensei
22:23It's a chocolate bomb
22:25And only good kids can eat it
22:27Yes, Gai-sensei
22:29Is it a liqueur?
22:31It's gotta be a liqueur
22:33That's really weird
22:35I had a bomb here, but now it's gone
22:39I don't know
22:41This is a real bomb
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