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00:00Oh
00:30Welcome to taskmaster. My name is Jeremy Wells and six years ago while on a high school field trip
00:43I was bitten by a radioactive and judgmental spider who was particularly good at reading autocue
00:50since then I've had no choice but to wield the great responsibility of being your friendly neighborhood taskmaster
01:00and joining me on my hero's journey are four new zealand comedians and also one australian who
01:08lied on the forms and tricked her way in please welcome alice neddin
01:14brie thomiselle jack ansett jackie van beek and paxas ari
01:22and to my left in a lower chair and a lower tax bracket it's my loyal assistant paul williams
01:38me thinks we shall begin with a riddle i lie beneath a diving board swimming pool yeah
01:47that was quick wasn't it all right paul what have we asked our contestants to bring in for the prize
01:59task this week we've asked our contestants to bring in the thing with the most feline energy that is
02:06not related to cats in any way pax should we start with you jeremy correct me if i'm wrong but you have
02:14a persian father i do and so you're aware of how hairy persian men are oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
02:21but you're also aware of how indifferent they are to your success you're also aware of how when they
02:27walk into a room they expect food to be there and you're also aware of how they in boxes of dirt
02:34so i've brought a tincture of my real iranian father's real chest hair oh wow
02:46you weren't just looking for a an excuse to shave your dad by any chance were you i don't need an
02:50excuse we shave each other weekly it wouldn't have been easier maybe just to shave yourself and bring
02:56that in you don't display the same type of feline energy yeah that would have been ripped way easier
03:02yeah alice yes what did you bring in well i think we can all agree that cats are of course known for
03:10being the sexiest animal so i thought well what's the sexiest other kind of item i could think of
03:18and that's why i've brought in um yeah yeah it's a slinky yeah and if you've ever seen one of those
03:25things go down a set of stairs yeah well you got to do that in private brie what did you bring in
03:33look jeremy i think we can all agree that cats are unpredictable shifty and i think something that
03:41holds all of those qualities is this a pair of transition lenses
03:47people who wear them you can't trust them they go outside they change color they go inside they
03:57might change color they might not you didn't just buy these and now you just want to get rid of them
04:02they did cost me a lot of money and at least i'm getting some use out of them jeremy
04:07jackie what did you bring in i think we can all agree that everyone has started their uh sentence with
04:13i think we can all agree so i'm just like okay well i think we can all agree and i haven't thought
04:17beyond that i think we can all agree that um that uh i searched the world and the interior of my mind
04:27i found nothing within my mind but within the world i found this
04:34i'm sorry i don't know what is that it's a possum is it all i would like to say and i don't want to
04:38take up too much of your precious time is a hundred percent feline energy and a hundred percent nothing
04:44to do with a cat it's a possum it's a hundred percent possum energy yeah if the task was bring
04:51in a possum you would win no no if the task was bring in a possum i'd say this didn't just come
05:00jack what did you bring in after a few days of just staring at my cat for inspiration um i um got this
05:08portrait commissioned um me licking my own genitalia so oh man i've never felt more motivated to win
05:25the episode if you are motivated to win this episode you're going to have to come from behind because i
05:30think one point for you and uh your slinky also i think one point for brie with the glasses and then
05:38i go two points for jackie i'll go three points for pax i would have given you four points if you had
05:44brought in your mum's pubes yeah yeah and i'll go five points for jack because as people know
05:51whenever a taskmaster contestant licks his or her own genitals you get maximum points for him
06:00thank you jeremy yeah that is enough prize task patter let's get to the first proper task of the show
06:07say less jeremy this task is an emotional roller coaster
06:11paul hello alice hello jack what was that this taskmaster thank you for repping the brand shall i yes
06:27please egg out loud please sorry drop an egg from the roller coaster and hit the bullseye where's the
06:39bullseye can i see that from here this will be the bullseye oh wow you have one ride of the roller
06:45coaster and one egg paul can ride on the roller coaster in your stead he will release the egg when
06:51you command him you must break up with the egg before it is released so i'm gonna like break its
06:56heart a bonus point will be given for the most dramatic breakup closest to the bullseye wins your time
07:03starts now i got married when i was 21 and i'm 34 now so like the concept of a breakup feels
07:09so foreign yeah can we get some lawyers okay god i do love when there's no lines
07:18are we sure that we want old licky licky over here repping the brand
07:26all right i'm ready to see some breaking up and some throwing down who have we got first pool
07:36making an egg cracky it's your old mate jackie i think you're on the roller coaster i'm gonna do
07:42some breakup stuff and then i'm gonna yell out bullseye my advice would be to go a little bit
07:48earlier than you think we'll see just because the momentum yeah i will see okay it's just advice
07:56so i'm saying good luck oh well done a q roller coaster please okay now when i called you an egg
08:05it's because you are one but when you called me an egg i mean i just don't think it's working okay
08:10you start calling me names i'm out okay no what no i don't do anything stupid you stay
08:15better than you don't want there's more to life don't give up i will die
08:36jackie paul doesn't normally give advice i understand i'm not going to win this round
08:40okay so i'm going to take the opportunity to say i do regret not listening to you paul that was my
08:46first day on the game i didn't know you i didn't trust you i didn't necessarily like you on that first
08:51day how awkward was the hug i know i really went for him i thought paul was like he recoiled what were
08:58you what were you scared of i'm scared of nothing but the police
09:01right that's enough egg breaking and egg breakups for now now it's time for my third favorite kind
09:13of break an ad break we'll see you after this
09:19it's time for us to get a good people of rainbow's end have allowed us to use their roller coaster
09:35with seemingly no supervision okay paul what's happening our contestants have been breaking up
09:41with eggs before throwing them from a roller coaster their target a very large target so far
09:47we've seen jackie up next the a-team asadi anset australian it's pax jack and brie
09:55where do you want to ride paul i was going to stand down by the target oh okay i really thought
10:00you'd be on with me that's fine okay you want me to ride with you yeah for moral support why wouldn't
10:06you we can have fun together okay okay you know what makes me feel comfortable paul is that we're
10:15doing up our own seat belts you guys got a professional to um check this i think that looks
10:21good nothing at all to worry about i think okay all right okay here we go here we go oh here we go
10:27after everything we've been through you lying you lying scum i feel like this is our whole relationship
10:35there's highs and there's low lows what have i done this time i knew you were the neighbor i can't take
10:41the low lows anymore paul are you talking to me or to the egg sorry man i'm really sorry about this oh
10:47oh this is the southern right away okay i didn't want to come on this ship
10:56i've got a lot of work in it you're an arsehole you know what stop yelling at me yeah i'm gonna
11:01i'm gonna kill you no no no no no no no no it went in the bush it went in the bush
11:23did you see where the egg landed yeah i'm pretty sure it's on the other side of this fence in the
11:28bushes it's over here somewhere yeah how did the breakup go i called everyone a dog i think and
11:34then i threatened to kill them and yeah i just want to make it clear that i'm not going to kill anyone
11:38it was just an outburst in the heat of the moment i know i look like david bone but okay
11:50pax it was interesting because everyone else seemed to be having an argument with their
11:54egg sort of having a go you were almost apologizing and saying what have i done wrong which probably
11:58has an indication about how your relationship's going yeah i didn't really break up i just my
12:02marital issues just came out and i just let them i let them out on an egg yeah well i see that you
12:07were apologizing to paul for having the argument with the egg in front in front of him and yeah i'm
12:11really i'm really sorry you had to witness that paul it got really ugly that's okay yeah jack your
12:17explanation that you weren't going to murder someone for some reason i don't know why but i just didn't buy it
12:23okay yeah i would like to re-emphasize i have no intention of um killing uh anyone that's exactly
12:30what a murderer would say yeah it is once once you're at the point we're already having to make
12:34declarations about how you won't kill people the ship's kind of sailed all right who's up next paul
12:41up last but not least it's sneddon versus egg please stand paul williams thank you your honor
12:48fine people of the jury tiny tim is an egg egg is an egg miss sneddon is a human being eggs belong
12:59with other eggs that's bullshit quiet quiet in the court sure i might not be an egg but that doesn't
13:07mean i can't understand what it's like to be a scared little boy and you know what he needs more
13:12than anything to keep him from cracking a pair of soft hands to carry him how is the egg gonna do
13:18straightforward things with tiny tim can he take him to the park can he take him on a roller coaster
13:23for all i care can he objection they could uh just kind of loosely roll around in the leg area overturned
13:29try it in the court to prove that he is a fit father egg must ride a roller coaster one time
13:49if he can complete the roller coaster without smashing he will receive full custody of tiny
13:54tim your honor no i will not no i don't want to hear it this is completely normal and within my
13:59jurisdiction are you scared no please let me talk to my client in all my years as a legal professional
14:14i've never seen this before you just have to survive this and you'll be back with your kid
14:20it didn't go well my client is dead i wouldn't say it's a good result thank you alice congrats on
14:49winning the case thank you okay just a couple of quick questions for you so was tiny tim your child
15:04yes that's interesting um do you know i think in hindsight what's made it quite complicated to
15:10understand is that i'm doing multiple characters voices and unfortunately i don't have the ability
15:17to modulate and or change my voice whatsoever but then at the end i clearly just kind of lost
15:23interest in the whole thing yeah and i left tiny tim behind after all those legal costs yeah did you
15:32leave paul to raise tiny tim i left paul to raise tiny tim in terms of the distances to the target
15:39because that's really what we're judging here mm-hmm i'm measuring from the bullseye of the target the very
15:44center brie at eight meters 29 oh this isn't a good stuff packs 10 meters 46 alice five meters 13
15:54jackie four meters 18 and jack three meters 39 you're taking the purse
16:02okay uh and then there's one more point for bonus point for the best breakup and i think that's alice okay
16:10okay so that would mean one point for pax two points for brie four points for alice four points
16:17for jackie and five points for jack there we go who's winning the episode so far paul out in first
16:25with 10 points jack and set wow okay wow look at how it feels wow okay i am ready for another task paul last
16:33week we had our first team task we had our first team task this week our first team task
16:45paul where oh he's in the caravan hello helis paul hello jackie hello what's that
16:55taskmaster deodorant what are you trying to say what are you trying to say may i
17:05recreate an uncomfortable teenage moment with a different outcome biggest reversal of fortune
17:13wins you have 40 minutes your time starts now oh god paul i don't like to think about my teenage years
17:21when i was 15 in biology class i realized i was gay and i threw up in the toilet so you
17:26were so homophobic again a bit about myself that it made you throw up and then be straight for another
17:3215 years wow all right bring on the first trip down memory lane paul let's head to the hallways of
17:43burnside high school in christchurch jack ansett oh no you know when i was in the um musical aladdin
17:51i guess that was triggering for me because i really wanted to be the genie and who got the
17:58role of um the genie thomas his name was so yeah i guess i'm going to recreate the musical aladdin
18:05and i'm going to be the genie and then i'm going to perform the hit number friend like me okay you have
18:10to do kind of a knock off yes so instead of friend like me it could be colleague a colleague like me yeah
18:17opening night hey brother hiya jack hey congrats on the role well thank you you've been practicing hard
18:28big time well guess what i've been practicing too get on the floor now yeah if you make a noise it's over
18:37for you now get it let's go
18:51you ain't never had a colleague like this guy you ain't never had a colleague that's this fly
18:57i'll talk to you i'll talk to you at the water cooler because i'm your genie and you're my ruler hey
19:03i'm available for after work drinks hey you've got three wishes one of your kinks i'm here never fair
19:10because you ain't never had a colleague like this guy
19:26so instead of missing out on a leading role you instead abducted a boy called thomas correct
19:33pushed him into a locker correct painted yourself green and then talked about kinks
19:38i'm not a musical person i said i'm not going to do a musical number at any point in the series
19:44you chose to do that i did do that yes also you you didn't need to tell us that you're not a musical
19:50person we saw it all right time for a break and if you're thinking about your embarrassing teenage years
19:56nothing makes that feeling go away faster than buying something off an advert we'll see you in a time
20:08so welcome back to taskmaster where we're currently reliving our awkward teenage years where are we
20:20paul it's time for a trip back to rural queensland it's brie thomasell should we do a few you could
20:27combine should do my first kiss then do my driving test and then where i get my results from high
20:33school which weren't good okay let's go god this has been an absolute breeze
20:43are you safe very safe thanks to your driving that was some of the best driving i've ever seen
20:49thank you i've watched the fast and also the furious like eight times here is your full driver's
20:57license not even provisional correct on the first go first girl thanks so much yeah mum and dad i'm so
21:06nervous about my end of school results this could go really bad oh my god it's the best possible result
21:15i could ever get i could become a doctor if i wanted love you love you too brie nick jonas
21:35climbing higher hey brie what are you doing here i've noticed you for a long time
21:45how you're just so noticeable
22:01let's go make babies let's go make the jonas sisters
22:07wow wow when that recreation first started i thought you were going to have your first kiss
22:14with the driving instructor that was actually what happened and i wanted to recreate a better
22:20moment my driving instructor was like 68 that is the second time that paul's being kissed
22:30on screen and taskmaster we had to shoot that scene three times and then the camera guy goes
22:39you don't have to kiss though if you don't want and both of us at the same time went we'll kiss
22:46okay who have we got next paul next we're heading to the place where auckland girls learn grammar
22:52auckland girls grammar it's alice snedden once i got an award for making a team i hadn't made
22:58what was the team auckland cricket team under 16s the next day i still went up on stage and accepted the
23:04award because they wouldn't tell me what award i was getting at assembly so i had to go
23:10then my whole family came to watch me win an award
23:13hello alice speaking i come bearing good news yes you made the auckland under 16 cricket team oh my god
23:32really and on top of that you will be receiving a special award at an after hours school assembly
23:39tomorrow wow please invite your entire family to the award ceremony okay thank you glenn
23:48please welcome to the stage to receive this honorary award alice snedden
23:58i know it's a little unorthodox to give a speech at a school assembly but i just mean so much to me
24:04that the school recognizes this achievement and and really did their due diligence to find out that
24:09i would make the team and get this award before throwing a whole school assembly for it so um of
24:15course thank you so much i really appreciate it thank you
24:21screw it alice snedden day from here forth on this will be alice snedden day
24:26alice
24:30no please stop okay i'll be a little bit longer
24:42that was very cathartic to watch and paul was very gentle and supportive the glenn character the glenn
24:49character i thought was excellent i want to know more about glenn yeah if you were watching that and
24:54you didn't know glenn as a person you might be like why is this grown man so invested in this 16
24:59year old girl yeah but trust me it was all above board i can guarantee you nothing happened that i
25:07didn't want to happen wow okay who's up next now to wellington and the streets of johnsonville
25:17it's jackie van beek i was a very young teenager my breasts were beginning to develop i was too
25:24embarrassed to get a bra so what i decided to do was wear swimming togs the whole week then of course
25:31one day i'm in the changing rooms getting changed and a kind of acquaintance of mine said why are you
25:36wearing your bathing suit under your regular clothes jackie and i said because i have a swimming lesson
25:41straight after school like it like literally starts in like seven minutes and i just wouldn't have
25:46time to get changed otherwise and she was like oh cool do you go to a keithspray pool in johnsonville
25:50i said yeah she said no way i live right next to that pool it's so funny yeah i'll walk there with you
25:58we get to the swimming pool she loiters i have to go into the swimming pool okay well here we are
26:04better go off to my swimming lesson okay bye i have to talk to the person behind the desk can i help you
26:12can you just tell me has that girl behind me gone already yeah she's gone oh thank god so what
26:18would the new outcome be i think it will happen at the pool i hope this isn't inappropriate but you
26:23have an incredible physique you have the perfect body for swimming i think you should go in there
26:30we're doing a championship is that today right now that's happening in five minutes so that's what i did
26:37and i became an absolute champ wow amazing amazing she's broken the fourth wall again
26:49you love breaking the fourth wall yeah because i i just like to stay connected to my audience beautiful
26:56so the trauma was that you got walked to the pool by a friend yeah but but i didn't have a swimming
27:02lesson i made that up yeah but in your better situation you had a pedo man in a wig
27:10that was that was glenn he'd grown his hair out yeah in defense of jackie none of us are writing
27:16these characters as perverts that's just sort of paul the direction paul
27:21choosing to go okay should we let the trauma continue of course jeremy
27:26finally we're heading to hamilton's hillcrest high school it's pax society i had a crush on a
27:33girl at high school i won't say her name but it rhymes with bowie and i got a text from an unknown
27:39number while i was at basketball nationals it said hey pax this is bowie i've always had a crush on you
27:45and for the entire tournament i was texting her and i thought i was in and i said some i said some
27:52things man well what i thought was we were two horny teenagers but we weren't there's a horny
27:57teenager texting his entire horny team it's me pax society at the age of 16 nice here at high school
28:10nationals whoa i got a text oh my god hi pax this is your high school crush bowie i am deeply in love
28:18with you please i want to be with you for the rest of my life wow that's crazy dude he's such an
28:26idiot he has no idea yeah hey girl i love you too and i want to kiss you daily yeah we're really
28:35embarrassing him look at the embarrassment on his face what do you guys what do you mean it's not
28:41actually her text sending the text what it was you guys the whole time oh crack up crack up hey it's
28:48crack how crack up yeah bolly what are you doing here at this basketball tournament in 2006 you should
28:55be at school i didn't have your number so i've been texting your teammates and asking them to pass the
29:02text on to you so it has been you this whole time i'm in love with you yes you're getting get in
29:12so what do we do now i guess maybe we could get married move to ghana and start a non-for-profit
29:18basketball focused non-for-profit where it's a basketball academy yeah
29:24that's awesome bye good luck in ghana do you have a visa can you just go there i guess so
29:36okay so just a couple of quick points on that story so the initial
29:39embarrassment was that your teammates witnessed your crazy horniness yeah and then in the recreation
29:46they still witnessed your crazy horniness yeah but it was but the horniness was coming from uh zoe bowie
29:52um so bowie uh i've said it now zoe is texting i'm pretty sure we all figured it out already
30:03no i genuinely thought it was joey i was thinking joey as well i thought it was chloe yeah i thought
30:07chloe no it's jokes it's not zoe all right uh this is going to be quite hard to score because i felt
30:15everybody's trauma oh yeah okay but i'll give one point to jack because you clearly had a problem
30:20with not getting that role but then you proved to us why you shouldn't have even got the wrong
30:24right that's fair i'll take that on the chin thank you yes yeah jackie i'll give you two because you
30:29went from having an uncomfortable walk home to getting hit on by a man in a wig at a public pool
30:35reception and then i'll go uh three for alice because obviously you went from humiliation to
30:42acceptance from glenn packs four for you the humiliation of your teammates that's not ideal
30:48and then five for brie from the driving test to having babies with a jonas brother that's yeah
30:54all right that's enough awkward transitions from childhood to adulthood
31:24it's time for a rapid transition into the ads we'll see you after this
31:44taskmaster where contestants are willing to shave their fathers
31:48is it time for another task paul sure is jeremy i accuse this tablet of containing a task
31:53show me task
32:03paul
32:06god it's good to see you again thank you for saying it oh what have we got here
32:13nothing under the table task time collect the most coins most coins wins you can gain a coin
32:23by successfully accusing an item of concealing one to accuse an item point at it and yell show me
32:31money i feel like that should be show me the money legal reasons you may not touch the items oh if no
32:38coin is found you are bankrupt and disqualified you may save your coins and walk away at any time
32:45by putting your coins in the piggy bank your time starts now so the minute i point at an object that
32:51doesn't have a coin i'm bankrupt and disqualified correct you'll receive no points
32:56show me money yes completely original phrase
33:05so this seems like a pretty simple task it's kind of gambling isn't it
33:09it's gambling yeah who's gambling first paul up first pax society and jackie van beek
33:16show me money
33:17you've accused the milk show me money
33:28i knew it give me some money baby that's not the phrase more money more problems all the
33:39information you need is you need to ask show me money paul's special folder contains a coin
33:47that could be a double bluff remember that you can bank your coins at any time and leave with two
33:54coins banked yeah but i'm a gambler i have a theory that every single one of these items has
33:59money okay show me money paul show me money it's a double bluff
34:11oh it wasn't double bluff sorry but you're bankrupt that theory fell over real fast almost instantly
34:18yeah and i tried to play it real cool you did seem really cool it was immediately wrong
34:23that sucks man
34:36so what happened in the end jackie lost everything both of them were bankrupt yeah
34:42up next the two cheeses brie and monterey jack
34:46oh paul i guess we just bloody do it eh do what just kick it in the dick oh paul's special folder
34:56i queues it show me money the folder contains a coin this would be the obvious pick but you're
35:04probably not going to do that why is the taskmaster around the wrong way it says mt not tm the wallet's
35:12empty yes paul i got one i'm eyeing up the milk you thirsty always show me money yeah drink it up paul
35:25the milk contains a coin i love you paul
35:31oh there's a leaf blower i accuse this tennis ball
35:35oh you wouldn't believe what i found this working hard to say are coins made out of metal show me money
35:50you got me today modern coins are made from nickel sorry it's quite boring paul
35:55you got me now that's what i'm talking about
35:59oh hey show me money
36:01oh hey show me money
36:03oh
36:03that's the right
36:06the pot plant contains a coin
36:09oh i'm so excited i'm joking
36:16show me money
36:19show me money
36:20this rubber duck show me money
36:31there's something inside this wee hole here show me money
36:36it's so right when you win so you're happy with that five coins i honestly think i've done better
36:43than everyone else will have done at least three four five six like the live studio i want
36:53those four assholes to know how good i've done okay celebration dance yes paul yes paul yes
37:01i don't know what was better to be honest realizing that that was mt you must have been quite
37:14happy with yourself or the moonwalk both were pretty amazing moments like doing the moonwalk in
37:20unison with paul are we all incredibly impressed by paul's michael jackson dance move oh yeah can
37:25you do one right now just one michael jackson dance move
37:31it comes as no surprise to me that pervert paul's favorite
37:51what a squeaky clean celebrity to impersonate so just to be clear they decided to bank their money
37:58after six coins is that right well interesting point brie six coins very solid jack five very
38:06solid uh but i do have to show you this okay the white powder contained a coin thank you do i put
38:14that in my piggy bank if you want to bank it yeah i do yeah okay oh no i didn't get it what did i do
38:24oh no so going back to the task wording oh my god you may save your coins and walk away at any time
38:32by putting your coins in the piggy bank are you really going to do this you're really going to
38:35split hairs like this okay that's quite frankly pathetic this guy's gonna blow he's he's honestly i
38:43can feel the vibration i think we just need to give jack a moment to recover from that shocking revelation
38:49and we'll see you after the break
39:04welcome back to classmaster a show featuring five of new zealand's best and brightest minds
39:09so long as you don't count proper smart people like doctors where were we paul we are watching our
39:14contestants attempt to find coins hidden in objects okay who have we got left get ready for alice sneddy
39:24maybe i'll just go upstairs and get some coins okay just in case that's a thing
39:29show me money it's no use crying over spilt milk congratulations show me money thank you
39:48ah show me money congratulations okay i'm ready to bank one two three four
39:55five six seven eight nine ten now we're going over ten are you going to be okay 120 121
40:10122 144 145 you'd like to bank those yes please
40:16when you were putting the 145th coin in the piggy bank were you ever thinking you know what if i
40:30don't put in one more coin i might get beaten by jack ansett look to be honest i thought it was such
40:36a clear loophole that everyone was going to do it and i was worried that i was so lazy but i'm not i'm
40:42not convinced that you're going to get away with it well shut the up that's a great question so
40:48collect the most coins most coins wins you can gain a coin by successfully accusing an item of
40:54concealing one so that's so essentially this task was do whatever the you want yeah we just didn't
40:59read it through it was reading comprehension legally i think it worked yeah totally it does work it was
41:06it was a good it was a good point it was a good one so how would you want to score um so jackie and
41:11packs they were both bankrupt one point one point one point yeah and then i would give three points
41:16for jack oh thank you so much and then i go four points for brie yep and then i go five points for
41:22alice the winner of the task is alice nevin should we have a look at the episode scores so far it's very
41:29close there's only one point in it but out in first with 14 points jack ansett oh
41:34okay head up onto the stage for the final task of the show
41:45all right paul what are we doing tonight alice snedden please read the task
41:50make the tallest freestanding structure you may only use balloons tape your pool noodles and umbrella
41:58you have five minutes to construct your tower after which it must stand on its own for 10 seconds
42:04on my whistle
42:17okay this is getting out of hand get out of my box please get out of my that's what she said
42:22what's the thinking alice i don't want to say it out loud i'd rather not comment oh i'm gonna spend
42:27five minutes trying to find this thing oh i just hit myself in the face with a dick really regretting
42:33wearing a skirt paul what do you think that looks like i'm gonna add two balloons just there for you
42:44oh okay maybe a rocket ship oh oh oh oh no oh no i don't know what to do i'm panicking i thought
42:58there were three of these can i borrow one of yours can i borrow that yellow no piss oh i've got a spare
43:03a spare tall one oh no shorty okay my noodles so flaccid three is a hotness three just a reminder
43:10it has to stand up i know paul okay i don't have any ideas oh jack oh oh oh careful with that sorry
43:31i can't get the tape off 10 seconds i have to win this episode
43:35step away step away brie hands away jack step away
43:50okay everyone leave everything up here head on down and we'll measure them come on jack let's go
43:57come on jack come on come on all right what happened there paul who won who lost and who's
44:10somewhere in between firstly the elephant in the room do we accept jack's tower can i do i get the
44:17chance no no yeah i think we all know that that's unfair to everybody else because everyone else built
44:23a structure from the base it was freestanding jack's was still attached to him uh in that case brie 25
44:30centimeters jackie 68 centimeters happy with that alice 1 meter 48 packs 1 meter 50. oh two centimeters in
44:42it yes so that's one point for jack two points for brie three points for jackie four points for alice
44:49and five points for pax society
44:57paul i think it'd be a good time to have a little bit of a series score update okay
45:02it's very close out in first with 50 points jackie van beek
45:10but who is the winner of episode three of taskmaster season six with 17 points the winner of episode
45:17three is alice snedden
45:22okay congratulations alice please head up and enjoy your bounty she loves the
45:27of course come with me jack come on come on come on come on okay
45:32you're still holding it
45:39welcome to taskmaster the show that comedians say yes to because
45:56they're desperate to reinvent themselves
46:00or in jack and sit's case invent themselves oh jack's the weakest link
46:08okay by round of applause who knows who i am
46:11oh my god
46:15oh my god
46:16oh my god
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