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Rich Holiday Poor Holiday S05E04 (2025)

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00:01Woohoo!
00:02Rich holidays
00:03Look at that!
00:04I can't imagine waking up to that every morning!
00:06Are the stuff of dreams
00:08Oh my God!
00:09We've got our own plans, post days!
00:12But can cheap getaways
00:15be just as fun?
00:17I'm having a good time!
00:18I'm not getting in that!
00:19For the first time, wealthy jet-setters
00:22This is the life!
00:24And hard-up holiday-makers
00:26They do look really posh
00:28travel together on two wildly different trips
00:32Do you guys drink alcohol?
00:33No
00:34At all?
00:35No
00:36To experience each other's idea of the perfect break
00:39The universe is really powerful
00:41If only positivity could pay the bills
00:43Can the rich rough it?
00:44There is no way on God's green earth
00:46that you or me are going in this
00:48Can the less wealthy stomach lavish luxury?
00:51I'm gonna be sick
00:53I hate that you made me touch seafood, how about that?
00:55And at the end
00:57134,000
00:59You could buy my house and landscape my garden
01:02Will one family's holiday heaven
01:04Give me off, give me off, give me off, give me off
01:06Be another's holiday hell
01:08Let's get mashed up!
01:09Absolutely not
01:10This is possibly going to be the worst holiday I've ever been on
01:14Newcastle Under Lime
01:20Hi!
01:21Come for the weekly catch up
01:23Home to long time friends Joe and Lisa
01:26I like chalk and cheese
01:27Yeah, you've got to be different
01:29And have two of me
01:31What's this?
01:33Missy's bucket
01:34Missy's bouquet, just remember
01:36They met 25 years ago when Lisa gave Joe her first job in a pub
01:40I can remember you couldn't pull a pint
01:42I could
01:43But you kept the customers in
01:44Yeah, what did you give me an hour's training before you went out for the night?
01:48Yeah
01:49Joe is a stay at home mum of five kids
01:52And although her husband's warehouse job brings in a wage, money is tight
01:57I would like to get back into work, get the debts paid off
02:01Kiss kiss
02:02We do find us like running out of food towards the end of the month
02:05So it will be like, what can we do out of the freezer sort of thing
02:08Like what can we catch for tea tonight?
02:10Ooh, do you want a cup of tea, Anne?
02:12Lisa is a care worker in the community
02:15I think it's very rewarding
02:17Especially when you see the smile on the face at the end of the day
02:20But she earns less than 10 grand a year
02:23It's a continuous struggle
02:25And this day and age, with stuff that's expensive
02:28It's really hard
02:30Got your little drink, Doc?
02:32To fund their breaks, they search out the best deals
02:35One whole day I went on
02:37Last year, it was a bargain
02:39£239
02:41That was for flights, accommodation, with a pool
02:45We have to stretch the budget as far as we can
02:48We fill the little empty bottles that you buy from the shop
02:51In your clear bag for their security
02:53We put, like, vodka or gin in them
02:55And then we'll get pop when we get through the security bit
02:58We take food with us
03:00As for activities
03:01I do like sightseeing
03:03I think if you go into that country
03:05You need to go out and see things
03:08So why go on holiday with a couple of wealthy strangers?
03:11What I'm looking forward to most is meeting new people
03:15And experiencing their life
03:18To see if I am missing out on anything
03:21I do worry that people will not like me
03:23So, yeah, I'm worried that they'll think
03:25I'm not walking around with her anywhere
03:2845 miles north in Manchester
03:31Live hotshot best mates Jake Eastwood and Jake Arnold
03:35Otherwise known as Arnie
03:37You know what I'm really excited for?
03:39Just to get in the Ferrari and just go for a spin
03:41We've always had each other's backs
03:43We always will have each other's backs
03:44I think no matter who's in the wrong
03:46Essentially we are brothers from different mothers
03:48But yeah, I love him
03:50It's always a good laugh
03:52Aged just 25, they're ultra ambitious workaholics
03:58I want you to be working one to one with these guys
04:01Jake is a successful currency trader
04:04I now make between 30,000 to 50,000 per month
04:08A data analyst by day, Arnie also moonlights on the markets
04:12I'd sell gold if I were you
04:14With a combined income of more than 600 grand
04:18They splash serious cash on supercars
04:21And a party lifestyle
04:24Most I've ever spent in the night out was probably in Ibiza
04:27I did spend 2,900 euros to enter the VIP club
04:31As for holidays
04:32It's got to have the sun, it's got to have fun
04:35That was a good night out
04:36That was one of the best nights of our life in Ibiza
04:39I'm a big believer, spend it as you earn it
04:41And that's what it's all about
04:43So one time I had a really good month
04:45It was leading up to Christmas
04:47I ended up booking a private jet and taking my family away
04:50But making this much dosh comes at a cost
04:53Even on their breaks they rarely switch off
04:56I am actually always on my phone, keeping myself busy
04:59Making sure things are getting done and the business is running smoothly
05:02So how do they feel about ditching the high life for a bargain break?
05:07I hate sightseeing, it really bores me
05:09When you go on holiday to enjoy yourself
05:11Not to walk around looking at bloody landscapes
05:13I've not been on a budget holiday
05:15However, I do think that you'll be able to see the different side of life
05:19I think going on holiday with the strangers
05:21Something a bit
05:22Things I'm a bit scared about the aspects of them having an opinion
05:25Obviously we are a little bit more privileged than they are
05:27They do budget, we don't
05:28The pairs are spending a week together on two very different trips
05:33A Jake and Arnie style super rich getaway
05:36What have you got there Joe?
05:38The envelope
05:39Oh
05:40Ha ha
05:41But first, a bargain basement holiday
05:44That's the norm for Joe and Lisa
05:46I think one of my worst nightmares is probably going to a hostel
05:49I don't like people, I like my own space
05:51You're going to
05:53Croatia
05:55First off, Tragor
05:57Ooh, that sounds good, doesn't it?
06:00Where you'll be bunking up in a budget hostel
06:05And exploring the sides
06:07No, are you lying?
06:08Are you lying?
06:09I don't believe you
06:12Yeah
06:13We're going to a hostel, yeah
06:15Don't even know where that is
06:17In South East Europe
06:19Just 125 miles across the water from Italy
06:22Is Croatia
06:23A culturally diverse country
06:26Its unspoilt coastline and rich history
06:29Make it a popular alternative destination
06:32To the more expensive Italy or France
06:34The pairs will be in the historic town of Tregear
06:38A UNESCO World Heritage Site
06:40In the North Dalmatia region
06:42Full to the brim with tourist hotspots
06:45They'll be staying in dormitories
06:48In a 20 quid a night hostel
06:50A hit with backpackers on a budget
06:52Instead of a pool or bar
06:54It's a communal kitchen and a DIY breakfast
06:58The fact that we're staying in a hostel though
07:01That is your worst thing that could have happened
07:03It's a nightmare
07:04It's an absolute nightmare
07:07It's day one
07:09Let's get to the airport
07:11Yes, right
07:12As Jake and Arnie browse the luxury goods
07:15Joe and Lisa's holiday hacks are already paying off
07:19Oh
07:20That was your wake-up call
07:22It's a two and a half hour flight to Croatia
07:26Wow, it looks beautiful
07:29What do you think?
07:30I can't believe that's the seat
07:31Look
07:32It's very picturesque isn't it?
07:33Could be on a yacht
07:35But we're not on a yacht
07:36Shoulda, woulda, coulda
07:37Nice harbour
07:38Can't wait to explore the hostel
07:40To be truthful
07:41No, I can't actually
07:42It's gonna be our thing
07:43Making friends with everyone on the hostel
07:45Well, yeah
07:46He'll be cooking the tea
07:47I will
07:48There's a reason why hostel and hostage sound the same
07:51You are a prisoner in your own bedroom
07:53The pairs will meet after they've both checked in
07:57Let the holiday begin
07:58And at the hostel, there isn't a ball boy in sight
08:01Cheers
08:02Cheers
08:03So, this will be the key for your locker
08:06Lockers?
08:07Yeah, lockers for your bags
08:09There are toilets, you can see it from here
08:12But you have to share with other people
08:15And also, you can share the kitchen with other people
08:19Okay, do you have to share, yeah?
08:21Yes
08:26VIP holiday makers Jake and Arnie are used to their own penthouse suites
08:31Here we go
08:32Here they'll be bunking up in a no-frills dorm
08:39Comparing this to a five-star hotel
08:41It's not the exact same
08:43If you had to, say, a comfort level of one to five
08:46Zero
08:47Drive asleep in a prison
08:48To be fair, I did expect it to be a little bit better
08:51It looks like it's below living standards
08:54The only positive I'm seeing is the sun's out at the minute
08:57Budget besties Joe and Lisa are on familiar ground
09:01Are you excited?
09:02Yes, come on
09:03Oh, that looks mint, actually
09:05I'm having top bunk
09:07What's the view like?
09:08Oh, oh, pretty
09:10A little pretty street
09:11Oh, I think this is mint, do you?
09:13Yes
09:14So smart
09:15I can't believe this is a budget
09:16Yeah
09:17This is really good
09:18It's lovely
09:19The rooms are clean
09:20There's a lovely kitchen
09:21So we can do some cooking
09:23Oh, free
09:24All your stuff
09:25Salt
09:26Pepper
09:27It's lovely
09:28Into the tip
09:29Because there are little things that you don't really want by
09:30Curry powder
09:31It's the moment everyone has been waiting for
09:34The two couples from opposite ends of the wealth divide
09:37Are meeting for the first time
09:39Hiya
09:41Hiya
09:42Nice to meet you
09:43I'm Jake
09:44Hiya Jake
09:45You seem like they've got a smile on the face
09:46They're down for a laugh
09:48And it was nice meeting them
09:49What do you guys do for a job then?
09:51So, myself, I do day trading
09:54I'm a day journalist
09:55I also do day trading on the side
09:57And I have a IT marketing company
09:59What about you?
10:00What do you do for work?
10:01I'm not working at the minute
10:02I've got a little one who's five
10:04And what do you do?
10:05So, I do a bit of care than community
10:07Where do you usually go on holiday?
10:09Because you've both got nice tans
10:11No, I'd be fair
10:12I'd be fair
10:13So when you're on holiday, you just really just party?
10:16When we go together, yeah
10:17How much do you usually spend on a normal holiday?
10:20I think in a day we spend like four and a half, five grand
10:23But, like, we do it for the moment
10:25Like, the experience
10:26And it was an experience
10:27Yeah, like, that's what we live for
10:29That's, you know
10:30That shocked me to tears, honestly
10:33That is a lot of money
10:34So, we do it all for the moment
10:35I didn't spend that much on my car
10:37It actually got me quite emotional because
10:40I'm 41 now
10:43And I've been in debt since I turned 18
10:46And at the minute my debt is just below 6,000
10:50Which is amazing for me
10:51Having chipping, chipping away at it
10:53Yeah, it was a bit like
10:55I would have to work for that kind of money
11:00For about six months
11:04Time to turn the tables
11:06This is your budget based on what we usually spend on our holidays
11:11Let's have a look
11:12100
11:13120
11:14140
11:15160
11:16160
11:17160 euros
11:18Yep
11:19That's everything
11:20Food, activities
11:21Yeah
11:22Do you think you can do it?
11:23Nope
11:24That's literally like one or two rounds of drinks in IPFA
11:29On this part of the holiday, Joe and Lisa set the rules
11:33Do you use your phones much when you're on holiday?
11:36Yeah, I'll never off it
11:37I'll ruin my business from a phone
11:39Well, we want you to try and put your phone away
11:42So you can enjoy the experience of the holiday
11:44I'm on my phone for every single second of the day
11:47I'm not the one for authority or to be controlled or told even what to do
11:52When we're on holiday, we try to save money at every turn
11:56And we want to see how you can do it
11:59I just think they've got money to burn
12:03And they like flashing the cash
12:05So hopefully an experience of a holiday with us
12:09Might, you know, change them
12:11As the group hit their dorms, Jake and Arnie contemplate their fate for the next few days
12:17I'm knackered, I've had enough
12:19I'm not too sure how this is going to go
12:22This is fucked, bro, I can't sleep in here
12:25There's something in my hair
12:27I'm itching
12:29Can you just go sleep?
12:31Bro, it's painful
12:33It's absolutely painful, man
12:37Coming up
12:38How do I like this stuff?
12:39We're here now
12:40Things go from bad to worse
12:43They were expecting sand
12:45So they could lie on the beach and watch the girls go past, I think
12:48You can't stay here, man
12:50It's a thing to pick
12:51You can't stay here
12:52Two budget holiday besties
13:01Are showing two va-va-boom VIPs
13:05That was a good night out
13:07How to do a budget break
13:09What are we doing here?
13:10In a Croatian hostel
13:12Comparing this to a five-star hotel, it's not the exact same
13:16Do you think you can do it?
13:17Nope
13:18It's the first morning of the budget holiday
13:23For the boys, sharing a space with strangers is a far cry from VIP Ibiza
13:29So my first night sleeping in the hostel was a unique experience
13:33Arnold was itching himself all night
13:38Oh God
13:41Musky on my fucking face
13:44Good morning, everyone
13:45Good morning, you all right?
13:46Good morning, yeah
13:47How are you doing?
13:48Good, thank you
13:49There's no room service here
13:51Just a DIY brekkie with fellow travellers
13:54Breakfast was a bit strange
13:56Everybody was eating together
13:58And straight outside my room
14:00How did you guys sleep?
14:01I didn't
14:03He was scratching himself all night
14:07So boys, is there any sightseeing you guys be interested in going to see?
14:10Personally for myself, no
14:12Just because I don't normally do that, you know
14:15But on this holiday
14:17They'll be taking part in the kind of activities Joe and Lisa like
14:21So what's in store?
14:22Historical walking tour of the town
14:28That's not really my thing
14:30I'm not sure, you know, how that's going to go down
14:33Budget beach day
14:34Now that is right up my street
14:36That's something that I want to do
14:39Value food shop
14:40So I'm assuming that we're going to be going to the supermarket
14:44Trying to do a bit of a budget shop
14:46Yeah, that'll be fun
14:47Bargain onto Broad
14:48The things that stood out the most were the sort of sightseeing
14:51Because me and Jake hate walking and hate historic monuments
14:54So the activities we're doing
14:56I'm looking forward to all of them, yeah
14:59Tregea has medieval roots
15:01And the rich architecture of the old town
15:03Attracts keen sightseers from all over the world
15:07Hi guys!
15:08Are you here for a walking tour?
15:09I am, I'm Lisa
15:10Daniella, nice to meet you
15:11Joe and Lisa squeeze the most value out of their trips
15:14And a walking tour of the town ticks all the boxes
15:17They'll get to see all the historical hotspots
15:20And the only cost is a tip for the tour guide
15:23Now we're standing in front of the house of Peter Berislavich
15:25He was the vicer of our town
15:27If you've got a tour guide taking you around the city
15:30You're going to learn way more than when you walk around yourself
15:33Jake and Arnie are more used to all day beach parties on their holidays
15:38I was pretty bored
15:40Personally, for me, I'm not a fan of history
15:43And when the trading markets are open
15:45The only place Jake and Arnie want to be is online
15:49Get it closed
15:50Come on, put your phones away, lads
15:52What are you doing on your phone?
15:53Rules
15:54Listen, I'm working
15:56I mean, yes, I did get my phone out
15:58I did get sold off
15:59I checked my phone
16:00I did make £2,100
16:02I'll let you off on that one
16:03I'll sort you out, don't worry
16:05I can't deny the boys making money
16:08If they're making money on the phones
16:10I wouldn't not do it myself
16:12Oh, what are these doing?
16:14I don't know
16:15This looks interesting
16:16Can a Croatian dance display tempt the boys off their devices?
16:21So, these are traditional dancers of drogi
16:27When I joined in and they saw me joining in
16:30I could see a smile coming on the face
16:32And they were like, oh, well
16:34If Lisa's joined in
16:35We're going to have to give this a go
16:36You're going to have to see each man
16:38Right, one, two, yeah?
16:40I'm used to dancing on holiday
16:42But not like this
16:43I normally have a champagne or alcohol in my hand
16:46I saw his face
16:47It was absolutely hysterical
16:48He was so embarrassed
16:50But Arnie's not getting off lightly either
16:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
16:54What do I do? Where do I go?
16:55So, which way? Let's go that way
16:57That way
16:58One, two
17:00I move
17:04Just hold with me
17:06I think it's something they've never ever done before
17:11And probably will never do again
17:13So, yeah, I think they really enjoyed it
17:15You made it through!
17:17Yay!
17:18Guys, I'm so proud of you right now
17:21Thank you
17:22Thank you
17:23Thank you
17:25Bye!
17:26The morning costs just a 10 euro tip for the tour guide
17:29Thank you very much
17:30Thank you
17:31Thank you
17:32Bye!
17:33But all this sightseeing has worked up an appetite
17:35I'm absolutely starving
17:37All I know
17:38I'm 15 stone
17:39I need to eat
17:40You know, we need a meal
17:41I think Lisa might be the only problem
17:43She's got a budget on lockdown
17:45Get off your phones
17:48Joe and Lisa want the boys to learn how to budget for food
17:52So they're giving them 80 euros in a carefully planned shopping list
17:56I've got chicken, pasta, rice, cheese, hard
18:00Yeah
18:01Bacon, beans
18:02Yeah
18:03It's about getting the best deal
18:04So if you come home with change, then I would be happy
18:10I was worried about it
18:11Because it's like giving, you know, a kid a lot of money for going to sweet shop
18:15What are we walking into?
18:18Jake and Arnie can easily drop hundreds of pounds on meals out
18:22So first on the list is chicken
18:24It's sandwich meat
18:25That's ham
18:26It's chicken
18:27Today, Lisa is expecting them to stick to her list
18:30Two pound forty
18:32You've wanted yogurts, is that essential?
18:36But it's not long before the big spenders break the rules
18:40Excuse me, how much are the ice creams?
18:43I'll have one of them
18:45With plenty of extras thrown in
18:47So it's pretty much 9 euros
18:50But if we get it
18:51It's a gift
18:52We just say it's a gift
18:53Yeah
18:54How much change have they got from their 80 euros?
18:5785 euros and 4 cents
19:00Considering the stuff we've bought
19:01And the beer
19:02And the chocolates
19:04And the ice creams
19:05We've done a good job
19:06100%
19:08Oh, you're back
19:09You've been ages
19:10We thought you were in the pub
19:12And obviously rules are there to be broke
19:14And we can't be told what to do all the time
19:16Did you go over budget?
19:18Very close to budget
19:19I thought you were coming back with change
19:24We did a good job
19:27I do appreciate that they brought some chocolates
19:30But they were 9 euros
19:31And you should have saved the 9 euros
19:33And you might have been able to go to the pub with it
19:37Tonight, mum of the group Lisa is taking charge of dinner
19:41Right, let's get a frying pan and we'll cook some sausages
19:45So I hear that Jake's not very good in the kitchen
19:48Or I think he might be just a bit bone idle
19:51Lisa's teaching him how to cook up a cheap pasta, pesto and sausage dish
19:57So then, why don't you cook it home then?
20:00It's just easier really to eat out
20:02It's only easy to eat out when you've got the money
20:05One lot of takeaways for you
20:07Could be a week's shopping for us
20:09100%
20:10So what kind of car do you drive then?
20:12I've got a Ferrari 488 Spyder
20:15Nice
20:16I've got a C1
20:18What's a C1?
20:20It's a little Citroen one, yeah
20:23Is it cheap on fuel?
20:24Yeah, really cheap on fuel
20:26So we only have to put in £30 a week
20:29In the Ferrari, it's about £70 every two days
20:33At that age, being able to live the life they are
20:37It's nice, but I think they need to rain it in
20:39And realise, you know, there could be a rainy day
20:42And make sure they save some at the same time
20:44That's actually nice
20:46We're on scraps, man, on a budget
20:48It's not quite five star
20:50I'm proud of him
20:51He'll be a chef next
20:56Next on the activity list
20:58A day at the local beach
21:00Going to have to get her sunglasses on today
21:02Looks like a good
21:03Jake and Arnie are used to five star resorts
21:06With private beach access
21:08Here, it's a 15 minute walk to the public one
21:12You're having me on
21:18No, this is serious, actually
21:21Because this isn't the beach
21:23It's nothing close to the paradise hot spots they used to
21:27You're having me on here
21:29I'm not staying here
21:30We're used to nice white sand with clear waters
21:33This one didn't even have any sand
21:35I can't stay here, man
21:37Sphinx are picked
21:40You can't stay here
21:41There was literally nothing to do
21:43There was nobody there
21:44And it was dead
21:45I'm going home
21:46Come on
21:47Don't be like this, Doc
21:48We're here now
21:49We're here now
21:50We're here now
21:51We're here now
21:52Let's make the most of the day
21:53Do you know how I work this?
21:54It might be their idea of seventh hell
21:56But at least they've got a couple of lilos
21:59Pumping up, boy
22:00Pumping up
22:01And some hostel-made budget snacks
22:03Will you shut up with that?
22:06What's up to do?
22:07Trying to eat my Chris sandwich
22:09I think they were expecting sand
22:13You know, so they could lie on the beach
22:15And watch the girls go past, I think
22:17There isn't a jet ski in sight
22:19I feel free
22:23Just a metal ladder into the sea
22:25This is a holiday
22:33It's freezing
22:34I just forgot about everything that had happened
22:36And I was just chilling, having fun with
22:38I suppose the people I was with
22:39Go, go, go!
22:42The gates, the odds
22:44Jake and Arnie have found joy
22:45In the simplest of pleasures
22:47It was probably one of the nicest moments
22:49We had as a group
22:50Oh, God
22:52Today, it's all changed
22:56The holidaymakers are off on a luxury break
22:59But first, time to tot up the bill for the budget holiday
23:06The total bill for your holiday was £925.11
23:11That's not even a table in a nightclub
23:16I'm super shocked with the cost of the budget holiday
23:18You know, it's really good value
23:19We've still got food left and stuff
23:21So you haven't really gotten hungry
23:23Considering the place we were staying
23:24The activities and the budget we had
23:26£925 seems quite a lot
23:29For Jake and Arnie
23:30The switch-up can't come quick enough
23:32Who's ready to see the luxury holiday?
23:34And more importantly
23:35See how we live our life
23:37When we're on a holiday
23:39We're going on a superyacht
23:42Around Croatia Island
23:44All aboard your very own luxury superyacht
23:47With a full crew catering to your every needs
23:52You're the crew and the cleaner
23:56The holidaymakers are heading to Split
23:59To board a 170-foot luxury superyacht
24:03The Alpha Mario
24:05Worth £13 million
24:07It has 15 private cabins
24:10A gym, cinema room
24:13And all the water toys they could wish for
24:15And they've got the whole thing to themselves
24:18Perfect for a VIP holiday
24:21The yacht will cruise the Dalmatian coast
24:24Gourmet food and drink will be on tap
24:26And every guest's whim will be catered for
24:29No matter how frivolous
24:31I can't actually tell you how excited I am
24:34This is going to ruin every future holiday
24:37We're having a half now
24:38Because it never gave me as good
24:40Coming up
24:41Holy shit
24:42The ladies climb aboard a whole new world of luxury
24:46It just shows what you can get when you've got money
24:49But does it float their boat?
24:51It's going to be very hard for me
24:53Super spenders Jake and Arnie
25:03Trying to eat my Chris sandwich
25:05Have been on a super tight budget holiday
25:08It weren't what we expected
25:10It's just boring
25:11Now it's their turn to show two money saving experts
25:14Who's ready to see the luxury holiday
25:16How to holiday like A-listers
25:19We're going on a super yacht around Croatia Island
25:22I didn't think they'd let me on a super yacht
25:24You're the crew and the cleaner
25:30Goodbye hostel forever
25:32Take me to my yacht
25:34The pairs are on their way to Split
25:36Where they'll board a £13 million super yacht
25:40Can you imagine Joey champagne in one hat and jet ski in the other?
25:44But for Lisa, old habits die hard
25:47Look what I've got in case I don't like the food
25:50For God's sake
25:52What do you mean you don't like the food?
25:53You can have any food you want
25:54Yes, one thing is going to be posh
25:55It won't
25:56You can have whatever you want
25:58On this holiday
26:00Oh my God
26:01It could be one of them
26:02I appreciate these today
26:03Look at these
26:04The ladies every need will be indulged
26:07Holy shit
26:08Emotional wreck here
26:10Is that the one?
26:11Is that the one?
26:12Is that the one?
26:13Oh my God
26:14That's massive
26:15It's huge
26:16The yacht looked insane
26:18Incredible
26:19Amazing
26:20I can't think of more words
26:22On board
26:24There's not a crisp sandwich in sight
26:26Welcome to paradise
26:28The eleven person crew will wait on them 24-7
26:32Serving only the highest quality food and drink
26:35Oh God
26:36Hi
26:37Ladies and gentlemen
26:38Welcome on the board of Malcolm Mario
26:39Yes
26:40Please help yourself with some snacks, champagne or cocktails
26:43It was massive
26:45To see the crew welcoming onto the yacht
26:48It was just, you know
26:50I really did then feel like royalty
26:53Cheers guys
26:54Happy holidays
26:56It was too good to be true
26:58It looked like a cruise ship
26:59I've honestly never been on a boat this big
27:04I felt like I was dreaming
27:06You're going to make me cry again
27:08This is amazing
27:09It's amazing
27:12Oh Jay, what's up?
27:14Is this the best part?
27:15Yes, Lisa
27:16What do you think?
27:17Fabbradess
27:18Beautiful
27:21Oh Jay
27:22Lisa, you've got your whole leg in
27:24It's luxury that I've never seen in my life
27:27And probably never will again
27:29So I'm going to lap up every second of it
27:31As for the cabins
27:32Look at that
27:34Can I imagine waking up to that every morning?
27:37They come with a view only serious money can buy
27:41Oh my god
27:43This is the bathrooms
27:45What?
27:47Compared to the hostel
27:49It's just one extreme to another
27:51You know
27:52It just shows what you can get when you've got money
27:55It's time to turn it up a notch
27:57And show the girls how to live a real holiday
28:00On the rich side of the holiday
28:02Joe and Lisa will be doing the activities
28:04That put the wind in Jake and Arnie's sails
28:07So what's in store?
28:08Holiday activities
28:10Island buggy riding
28:12Oh, last time I did that in Dubai
28:14I flipped two buggies in a day
28:16Jet skiing
28:17Oh
28:18Oh
28:19I've never ever been on a jet ski
28:21So I'm going to try just so I can be
28:23But I'm going to have to get on the back of someone
28:25I'm not driving one
28:26And the luxury shopping slash
28:29Splashing the cash
28:30You've got no budget and you can buy whatever you want
28:33It's Jake and Arnie's holiday
28:35And the captains are ready to take the helm
28:37So rule number one
28:38We're going to look after you
28:40This time
28:41Oh, that'll be nice
28:42That's the ground rule
28:43So we have to stick to it
28:44Ground rule number two
28:46The most important one
28:48Do not worry about money
28:50The whole point of this trip is to spend as much as you can
28:53And live a little
28:54If you want to buy something, buy it
28:56It's going to be very hard for me
28:58I've always been on a tight budget
28:59I get so excited when I finish an holiday
29:02And I know I've got money left
29:03Because the first thing I do
29:05Is look for another holiday
29:06And that's the deposit
29:07Well with us
29:08This is your time
29:09To do whatever you want
29:10Be yourself
29:11I've done my holiday
29:13So now on their holiday
29:15I've got to let them be in charge
29:17Which is hard
29:18It's the first morning on the superyacht
29:23And the guests have woken in Havar Bay
29:25I literally don't think
29:28I could ever, ever, ever get bored
29:31Of waking up to these views
29:32This is literally how the other half live
29:34Jesus
29:36Look at that
29:37Luxury breakfast, eh?
29:39Guests are served breakfast on deck
29:41Where the fresh fruit platters and pastries
29:44Wouldn't look out of place at the Ritz
29:46Oh, I brought my own breakfast, lads
29:49Oh, God
29:50Some of your pancakes?
29:51Yeah
29:52You've got it all here on a plate
29:53I know, but I've just come prepared
29:55They're from home
29:56Hi, Clitz
30:01You're going to have to have a try
30:03I'll just show them
30:04I'm up for you
30:05I'm okay, thank you
30:06But thank you for your offer
30:07Thank you
30:08Are you enjoying it?
30:09I'm not leaving
30:10I've cleared it with the crew
30:11They're letting me sleep in the cupboard
30:12I'm going to do the ironing for them
30:14If I stay behind
30:15It's already sorted
30:16I think, um, having people serving you and stuff
30:19Is a bit weird for us, isn't it?
30:20We've both said it's a bit like
30:21I don't know
30:22Yeah
30:23It's just not something that we're used to
30:25Yeah, like having breakfast laid out
30:26We're usually just
30:27I'm usually the one making the breakfast, yeah
30:29Yeah
30:30Don't forget lads here
30:31I've got some parklets here
30:32Living like an A-lister is proving hard to swallow for Lisa
30:37So what will she make of today's VIP activity?
30:42I'm going to show you how to do it
30:44The boys happily splash around 200 quid on jet skis
30:47A whole month's car payment for Joe
30:50But on the yacht, there's one for the taking
30:59That's one of the fastest jet skis I've ever been on
31:01It was literally like going on my Ferrari
31:04Like the same speed
31:05That was the adrenaline kick that I got from it
31:07But Joe has a fear of deep water
31:10I'm scared
31:11And has never set foot on a jet ski
31:14I was terrified
31:15I felt like I was going to be sick
31:20I'm so proud of myself
31:22I'll never forget doing that ever
31:24I loved it
31:25I loved the speed
31:27I've never been able to jet ski before
31:29Because I couldn't afford it
31:30So it was an experience I know I'll say for
31:32I've seen like more of a fun side of Lisa
31:35And it was nice, you know, let her hair down
31:37And doing something that she actually loved doing
31:39The jet skis were enjoyed the most
31:42I think by Lisa
31:43She had the best time
31:44I think any I've ever seen
31:46That was absolutely barbaric
31:48Oh, never again
31:55As the sun sets
31:57Come on, stir, are you ready?
31:59The party boys are sprucing up
32:01For a night out in glamorous Havar Old Town
32:03It's the first time the ladies have ever been
32:07On a VIP drinks experience
32:10You know that when you see them out
32:11Them like cheesy people in the VIP
32:12I think
32:13What a waste of money
32:14When you're spending all that
32:15Just to get a bottle of vodka
32:16And you can get down the shop for a tenner
32:18Yeah
32:19Joe and Lisa are used to home mix vodka and coke
32:22While Jake and Arnie think nothing
32:24Of spending thousands on a night out
32:29Got a nice little table
32:30Nice comfy seats
32:31It is a little bit cold
32:32So I'll get you both a blanket
32:34Aww
32:35You're so full
32:36We're going to go for a champagne to start off with
32:38Yeah, I'll try anything
32:39Yeah
32:40It's your trip boys
32:41Tonight
32:42The boys are ordering a bottle of the finest champagne
32:45At a hundred quid a pop
32:47Almost as much as Joe's monthly disposable income
32:50Cheers
32:51Cheers
32:52A nice rich holiday
32:53And making happy memories
32:54Thank you very much
32:55Thank you very much
32:56The last time we had champagne it probably was Ibiza
32:59Yeah
33:00They come in on a boat
33:0120 girls on a boat
33:02Dancing, party poppers, everything
33:05It's the quickest I've ever seen about three grand leave out of pocket
33:08Some people think it's a waste of money
33:10I don't like it that's a waste
33:11I suppose it's because you're young and you haven't got bills and things to pay
33:15You haven't got a family, you haven't got kids
33:17So you look at things completely different than me
33:21100%
33:22You never know what's round the corner
33:24Save some for a rainy day
33:26Because it doesn't rain it pours
33:27It pours
33:28So for me like when we're at home it seems like you keep going and going
33:34But I bet you've heard of the cost of living crisis
33:36I don't know how it's affected you
33:38The fact that like I could go and make a cheap tea like out of a spag bol or something
33:42But now it costs that much to buy everything
33:45It's like the meals are getting less and less
33:47Because it's got to spread further
33:49If you had to say like your debt
33:51Like what number could you put on it?
33:54It was like 5,000 something pounds
33:57Which is the lowest it's ever been in my life
33:59But it's a night out for you Ben
34:01It was sad to see what Jo was saying you know
34:04I didn't realise how tough it actually was
34:06Or the struggles she was going through
34:08Do you think this experience is making you understand it more or?
34:11I think so yeah because growing up my mum worked 3 jobs to provide for me and my sister
34:15And I understand and appreciate the time she did put in
34:17To bring us up
34:19For you
34:20Exactly
34:21She put herself in debt for the sake of making us happy
34:23I think the boys were quite shocked of how bad the situation has been lately
34:28I don't know I think the cover works well
34:31But now I've had to let that slip haven't I?
34:33It's day 3 on the super yacht
34:39Up, 5 more, 4, 3
34:44Today it's a no holds barred designer shopping trip in Havar
34:49To spend the kind of money the ladies have never had
34:52I don't actually like shopping
34:54We don't like shopping
34:55She's never done it with us
34:56Hello you okay?
34:58I'm just going to try them on
35:00Please look how much they are
35:02Like it's just not a place I'd even think about going in
35:05Like when I get sunglasses they just bought off someone walking around the street selling them for a few euros
35:09211 euros
35:12No
35:13So that was just totally weird
35:15Well you're about to have a right good night
35:18I was just saying it's 3.30
35:20Hmm
35:21Are you getting any, Liz?
35:23I don't know
35:24It's out of my comfort zone this one
35:25That's what I mean
35:26I feel a bit out of sync, out of place
35:28A pair of glasses is what I would have paid a month's rent
35:31And that's how I always see things
35:33I always think it's a bill ticked off
35:35So you deserve a treat
35:37Anna, do you agree?
35:39Because she's got light hair
35:40Gold
35:41Okay then
35:42Shall we go for that?
35:43Yeah
35:44Lisa and Joe today were really, really, I don't know
35:46Really reserved about the prices
35:48They need to start valuing themselves a little bit more
35:51Feel like you're ready for a festival
35:53I'd be fair
35:56For once, Lisa throws caution to the wind
35:59And the ladies spend 345 euros of the rich holiday funds
36:04Might put them in a frame in the house
36:06So they don't get broken
36:07With an alarm on
36:09Today was a special day
36:11And I'll always remember
36:12This holiday
36:13Every time I wear them glasses
36:15Back on the super yacht
36:19The Adriatic island hopping continues
36:2240 miles south of Havar
36:24Is the beautiful island of Cortula
36:26Where they've moored for the evening
36:29This is the life
36:31Oh my god
36:32While Joe is resting in her luxury suite
36:35Oh, it's like a full-on massage
36:37Lisa gets more acquainted with the holiday high life
36:41This is amazing
36:43I feel so honoured to be able to indulge in this experience
36:50I've really enjoyed spending time with the boys
36:54Getting flashbacks over there
36:56And I thought it was a hostel
36:58PTSD
37:02Coming up
37:04The rich holiday goes up the gear
37:06I don't know how much it costs
37:07But I think it's well worth the money
37:09And the final tally
37:11Rocks the boat
37:14That's just mind-blowing numbers
37:16Do not worry about money
37:25Super rich pals Jake and Arnie
37:27This is the life
37:29Have been showing bargain-loving besties Joe and Lisa
37:33We don't like shopping
37:34What VIP super yachting is all about
37:37Loved it
37:38That was absolutely barbaric
37:42It's the final day of the rich holiday
37:44And the pairs are exploring Cortula
37:47I'm dead excited
37:48But not with a free walking tour
37:51How'd you get in?
37:52The boys love their fast cars
37:54And will be zooming around the island on buggies
37:57But at a cost of 360 euros
38:00It's what Joe spends on household bills for a whole month
38:04This is so more up my street than sightseeing
38:06It's full of adrenaline, action-packed, off-roading
38:10Level-headed Lisa is high on the high life
38:13And today she's taking full control
38:17Oh fuck, it's coming to me eyes
38:21The Ferrari man was a bit scared of going behind the wheel
38:26Shoot him out to drive properly, yeah
38:28The thrill of driving around on a buggy
38:33In the mountains of Croatia
38:34It filled a hole that I needed to fill
38:35It was so much fun
38:37I loved it
38:38I really loved it
38:39The need for speed
38:40I think it's well worth the money
38:42The sun is setting on the final evening of the holiday
38:45Yeah, look at it over there
38:46Oh, that's lovely
38:47Oh, that is nice
38:48Tomorrow it's back to reality
38:49But for tonight
38:50It was so much fun
38:51It was so much fun
38:52It was so much fun
38:53I loved it
38:54I really loved it
38:55Let's go with me
38:56To the hills
38:57The need for speed
38:58I think it's well worth the money
38:59The sun is setting on the final evening of the holiday
39:04Yeah, look at it over there
39:06Oh, that's lovely
39:07Oh, that is nice
39:08Tomorrow it's back to reality
39:09But for tonight
39:10The private chef is laying on a gourmet grill
39:13And it's a chance for the pairs to reflect
39:17With the luxury holiday experience, have you enjoyed it?
39:21I've absolutely loved it
39:22Yeah
39:23Yeah
39:24It is the first time I've relaxed
39:25I usually always worried about work and my own stuff
39:27And I'm going to go with it
39:28Yeah
39:29Yeah
39:30It is the first time I've relaxed
39:31I usually always worried about work and my own stuff
39:33Work and my old ladies and everything
39:35Shopping experience was
39:37Yeah
39:40It was a bit out of my league
39:42But, you know, you pushed me
39:44To treat myself
39:45And at least I've got something now
39:47That I won't, you know
39:48I'll never forget
39:49But I worked out as well
39:50That mine and Joe's glasses
39:53Would have been a weekend Tenerife
39:56Yeah
39:57All inclusive
39:58All inclusive for both of us
39:59So she's flogging hers tomorrow, mate
40:01I'm not
40:02I'm not
40:03I'm not
40:04I'm not
40:05What do you think you've learnt then
40:06From the old experience?
40:08My mum don't live with me at home
40:10She's moved abroad
40:11So I feel like I've been taught
40:13What love is from like a mother again
40:16And I just want to say thank you for that
40:17Because I've just enjoyed it
40:18Oh, thank you
40:19That's a bit much, isn't it?
40:20I'm holding it in myself, don't worry
40:22Aww
40:23I think I've sort of, over the last week
40:28I've actually sort of understood the value of money
40:30I think you just, like, lost away a bit with it
40:33You never thought that we'd survive on that budget, did you?
40:36No
40:37And that's secretly actually really difficult
40:39I thought you did
40:40The Hofstel wasn't that
40:41I would never go to a Hofstel
40:43We still had fun, didn't we?
40:44Yeah, it's about the people you live
40:46I've become really fond of you
40:47I think you're really, really good people
40:49If I had, like, a big family event or something
40:51I would want you to there
40:52Like, that's how much of an impression you've left on me
40:55100%, I think, you know, we both will
40:58Yeah, of course you can
40:59Try not to pull down my street in the Ferrari
41:00Though you might get the wheels nicked
41:06It's been a once-in-a-lifetime trip on the superyacht
41:09With world-class food and drink
41:11Water sports
41:12And a crew to attend to every need
41:14The £925 budget break seems a world away
41:18So, how much has the luxury holiday come in at?
41:22So, the total cost of this holiday is
41:25£134,936
41:32Jesus
41:34You can buy a house for that
41:35You could buy my house and landscape my garden for that
41:39That's crazy
41:41Who pays that money for a holiday?
41:43I was bloody stupid in here
41:47I don't want to sound ungrateful
41:49But if it was a choice of a few days in here
41:51I'd buy my house
41:53You need to buy a house?
41:54Yeah
41:55That's just mind-blowing numbers
41:58I feel sick inside, actually
42:00Because it's like, you see the end bit
42:02936, that's what we spent on our first holiday all together
42:05Oh, yeah, and that's the bit you're rounding up
42:06And we still had fun
42:08Yeah
42:09Loved the experience
42:10It's been brilliant
42:11I can't get my head around it
42:12It's time for the pairs to say goodbye to the superyacht
42:19And each other
42:20Thank you
42:21Thank you
42:22Thank you
42:23Oh, it was lovely
42:24I've tidied the room for you
42:26I'm gonna miss you
42:27We've got you on Insta
42:28Yeah
42:29Before they part ways
42:30The friends are swapping goodbye gifts
42:33Doesn't cost as much as you'd probably spend on souvenirs
42:36But we liked it
42:37Four that counts
42:38And we hope you do too
42:39So there's one each in there for you
42:41So when you have a coffee you can think of us
42:44That's really sweet
42:45So Lisa, one thing I said to Arnie is your new shed
42:48So we want to put quite a bit of money to that
42:51And try and help you get it done
42:53Thank you
42:55So Joe, obviously you did open up about your debt situation
43:00Obviously it really hit home to me
43:02So me and Jake are gonna pay a little bit of your debt off to help you out
43:05You don't have to do that
43:13Thank you
43:14We want to help
43:15So I give you cuddles
43:16Yeah
43:17Come here
43:19You'll get it started
43:20Thank you
43:22I just don't know what to say to you, honestly
43:26I only wanted a French magnet
43:28Back in the UK
43:33The friends are reflecting on their two very different holidays
43:37It was absolutely amazing
43:39Not something I ever thought I'd do
43:41And not something I'll ever do again
43:42The whole experience was a bit of a reality check for me
43:45Obviously the fortunate position I'm in currently at such a young age
43:48I can afford to do these nice things
43:50Obviously some people don't have the privilege of that
43:52If I had to say what have I learnt from it
43:55It's to appreciate my own life a bit more
43:58I get very carried away in life
44:00And it can almost come to the point where you forget where you actually are
44:04Does money buy you happiness?
44:07I don't think so
44:09Does money buy you a happier holiday?
44:12I'd definitely say not
44:14Best thing I've ever done in my life
44:16And I think if I died tomorrow I would die happy
44:19No bucket list left, that is it
44:21I am complete
44:22I am complete
44:25Next time
44:26Welcome to the chaos
44:27It's got the teeth and everything in it
44:29There is no way on God's green earth that you or me are going in this
44:33This is definitely how you are the half layer
44:35Oh my god
44:36The universe is really powerful
44:38If any positivity could pay the bills
44:40It's time relief
44:41Wondering why I've done this
44:43And can I go home?
44:44Wondering why I've done this
44:45And can I go home?
44:46You are my favorite
44:51It's time to drive
44:52And can I go home?
44:53To me
44:54I'm open
44:55I'm open
44:56And can I go home?
44:57You have to wait
44:58And can I get my chance
44:59To my life
45:01And can I go home?
45:03I'm open
45:04I've been watching
45:05I've been watching
45:06For this
45:07That's what I saw
45:08I can get my way
45:09To my life
45:10I can get my life
45:11The power is
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