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00:00Pull!
00:02Pull!
00:12Yes!
00:14Oh, ma'am.
00:16Au revoir!
00:20Yeah! Oh, no!
00:22Ha, ha, ha!
00:24Ooh!
00:26Ah!
00:28Koutou koutou and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:38Tonight five comedians will compete in a series of tasks that are as frustrating as they are trivial.
00:44All in pursuit of this.
00:48A beautiful golden trophy that previous winners have discovered is massively undervalued at cash converters.
00:56And those five comedians are...
00:58Alice Sneddon!
01:00Brie Thomassell!
01:02Jack Anset!
01:04Jackie VanBee!
01:06And Pax Asadi!
01:08And to my left is a man who is saved in my phone as Leggy Brunette work.
01:16It's Paul Williams!
01:18It's Paul Williams!
01:22I'd like a prize star straight away, please, Paul.
01:24Of course, Jeremy.
01:26So, as always, we've asked our contestants to each bring in a prize from home.
01:30The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
01:34Tonight, we've asked them to bring in the thing that is way heavier than it looks.
01:40Let's start with Brie.
01:42I think, let's just show my prize that I've brought in.
01:46Now, obviously, a child can lift it up.
01:50Not heavy.
01:51Or so you think.
01:52Because I've filled this particular soft toy with two goon sacks.
01:58Quite heavy.
02:00One in the head, one that is in quite a precarious position.
02:04That genuinely is an unfortunate position for the nozzle of the goon, isn't it?
02:10You should see when you want to drink it straight from the sack to your mouth.
02:14Looks even worse.
02:16Alice, what did you bring in?
02:18Again, I think we should just show it, really, so that I can speak to what you see.
02:22Yeah.
02:25So, obviously, Marley and Me, it's a movie starring, as you can see, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson and it features a dog.
02:32What could seem lighter fear than that?
02:34And then what's crazy about this film is the dog dies.
02:40You cannot get through this film without crying.
02:47Even now, it rips me apart.
02:49Would you prefer if the dog was dead on the cover?
02:53I just think that would have been a more honest cover.
02:57Jackie, what did you bring in?
02:59Did you just call me Jackie?
03:00Or did I imagine that?
03:01Oh, right, sorry.
03:02This is Jackie.
03:03Jackie's beside you.
03:04There's a person next to you.
03:05Yeah, sorry about that, Jackie.
03:06I thought you just developed a pet name for me.
03:10Jackie, what did you bring in for your prize to ask?
03:12Well, Jeremy, I...
03:15Sorry, as you were, as you were.
03:17Jackie, what did you bring in?
03:18Well, I'd like to...
03:19Sorry.
03:23Just sort of...
03:24A woman-on-woman crime right there.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah.
03:27All right, here we go.
03:28Jackie, what did you bring in?
03:29Cake.
03:33I baked a cake.
03:34It doesn't look very heavy.
03:35Okay.
03:36It is heavy.
03:37Because if you look at my second shot, you'll see that I very cleverly managed to find three very large rocks, stuffed them into the cake tin, barely able to carry it.
03:49Jack, what did you bring in?
03:50Me?
03:53Yes, you.
03:54I brought in a Minecraft book.
03:56Not very heavy at all, but if you open it, you'll see I've replaced the interior with the boy in striped pyjamas.
04:06Not a very light read.
04:09And at the end of it, the dog dies.
04:12If you spell dog, D-A-W-G.
04:14Paul.
04:20Pax.
04:21Yeah, talk to me.
04:22What's your thing that you've brought in that's heavier than what it looks?
04:26You have a Pakistani mother, yes?
04:27I have a Pakistani stepmother.
04:29Yeah, beautiful.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Pakistani mothers, they have a lot of expectation.
04:35They do.
04:36So what I have brought in is the overbearing weight of the expectation of a Pakistani mother.
04:40And to represent that, I've brought this.
04:49My mother gives me one of these once every couple of months.
04:53Hoping that it'll inspire me to...
04:55Take a paper.
04:57I know, from my own experience with a Pakistani stepmother, that the weight of expectation of a Pakistani mother is intense and heavy.
05:04It's scary.
05:05It's scary, but it doesn't surprise me, so you get one point.
05:07Oh.
05:09My mother is going to beat me after this.
05:12I also have watched Marley and Me.
05:14It is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my entire life, so I'm aware of that.
05:17So it's not heavier than what you'd expect, in my opinion.
05:20Yeah, but did you know that going in?
05:21Absolutely.
05:23Because people like you spoiled it for me.
05:25So you get two points.
05:26Fair enough, yeah.
05:28Three points for Jack.
05:29Yeah, still going with that.
05:30Four points for Jackie, and five points for Brie.
05:32Okay, let's get into the first proper task, Paul.
05:39Sure thing, Jeremy.
05:41There's no I in team, but there is a team task in my I pad.
05:46Here it is.
05:47Hello, Pax.
05:48Paul.
05:49Hello, Brie.
05:50Jesus!
05:51How are you?
05:52Good, thank you.
05:53How are you?
05:54Yeah, great.
05:55I'm doing real well.
05:56I'm sorry for my exaggerated response.
05:57I freak out when white people surprise me.
05:58G'day, mate.
05:59How are you?
06:00How are you?
06:01Good, thank you.
06:02How are you?
06:03Yeah, great.
06:04I'm doing real well.
06:05I'm sorry for my exaggerated response.
06:07I freak out when white people surprise me.
06:10G'day, mate.
06:11How are you?
06:12How are you?
06:13How are you?
06:14Good to see you.
06:15Good to see you, hey?
06:16Yeah.
06:17Great to see you.
06:18Good stuff.
06:19You look well.
06:20So do you.
06:21You look real well.
06:22Hello, Alice.
06:23Hi, Paul.
06:24Hello, Brie.
06:25Moved my locker.
06:26It's just better angles to film.
06:27Because I'd say if you had Brie's locker.
06:29I'm comfortable with that.
06:30I think I feel good.
06:31Ooh.
06:32Oh.
06:33And assert?
06:46Why?
06:47Ooh.
06:54Out-alpha the rest of your team.
06:57Assert. Why?
07:00And assert yourself as the dominant member.
07:03Most alpha wins.
07:07Don't let the rest of the team know.
07:09Or you'll receive zero points.
07:11You have until the end of your next task.
07:14Your time starts now.
07:17This feels like a character assassination.
07:20You're not doing it.
07:25I'm also an alpha.
07:26Oh, you are too.
07:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:28Pick that up, boy.
07:29Pick it up now.
07:31Oh, see?
07:32I'm a natural boy.
07:34Oh, no.
07:35White person has arrived.
07:38Jack and sit.
07:41Jack and sit.
07:43Jack and sit.
07:45Have we elected like a team leader yet or anything?
07:48Are we supposed to do that?
07:50I think I should probably...
07:51Yeah, you can be team leader.
07:52Okay.
07:53Do you want me to read it?
07:54Good to see ya.
07:55I'll read this, eh?
07:56Nah, mate. I got it.
07:57Step aside.
07:58As team leader, I will allow you to pick it up, Pax.
08:01To be honest, I love reading it and I love doing it for you.
08:06Nice.
08:07Draw a portrait.
08:09That depicts the taskmaster.
08:13That depicts the taskmaster playing ping pong.
08:16Best portrait wins.
08:17You must have at least one ball bouncing at all times.
08:21If no balls are bouncing, the task is over.
08:24You may only draw one line at a time.
08:26And must take turns drawing.
08:29Okay.
08:30I'll draw first.
08:31Sorry, I haven't finished reading.
08:32Oh, okay.
08:33Just give me a sec.
08:34You have 12 minutes maximum.
08:36So my advice would be, when you're going to grab a ball, if there's two...
08:40What is it about you that thinks you need to tell two women how to do something as simple as bounce a ball?
08:45I find that quite upsetting, to be honest, in 2025.
08:49Whatever's going on here has to stop.
08:52Alice and Brie, that is the most passive aggressive meeting in the history of the show there.
09:03It was full on.
09:04What a showdown.
09:05I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it.
09:07Yeah, there was a real sort of toxic sexual energy.
09:12Jackie, had you met Jack at that stage?
09:16Did you know much about him?
09:17No.
09:18I thought, oh dear, okay, here's like a kind of...
09:21Oh, yeah.
09:22An excitable, young...
09:24Leader.
09:25No.
09:26I do feel I owe an apology to Jack.
09:29I ran out of paper, and that's why these two didn't also get the task.
09:33Oh.
09:34It was really confusing.
09:35Yes.
09:36Because I know Jack, and he walked in being like, I want to be the leader.
09:40And I was like, you're the least leader-y guy I know.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Who are we going to see first, Paul?
09:45Up first, it's Jackie and Pax being led by their undisputed team leader, Jack Anse.
09:51Woo!
09:52As leader of the group, I'm just going to say Jackie's going to bounce, and we're going to draw our trees.
09:55But could you be sending us up Schicks Creek?
09:57Should we have a new vote?
09:58What are we voting on?
09:59No.
10:00On the leader.
10:01Who votes that Jack should be the team leader?
10:04It would be a really good opportunity for me as a young person to step up into a leadership role.
10:09You need to give me an opportunity to rise up in the ranks.
10:12What do you think the ranks currently are?
10:14Well, I just feel I'm the least experienced.
10:16I would say the least successful as well.
10:18The least successful?
10:19Financially, probably the least, like the shakiest.
10:22Okay, I'll give you money if I can be the leader.
10:24Okay, ten bucks.
10:25Yep, done.
10:26I want Lego F1.
10:27Done.
10:28So don't blow your whistle yet, Paul.
10:30We're just going to have a practice.
10:31There's no pressure.
10:32There's no pressure.
10:33Don't you?
10:34Oh, sorry.
10:35What are you doing?
10:36Can I make a suggestion?
10:39Yeah.
10:40I'll sort this one out.
10:41Yeah, yeah.
10:42When Jack comes in, he doesn't touch the ball.
10:45Yeah, as a team leader, I think that's a really good idea.
10:47Jack, when you draw, when each person draws, say done.
10:52When each person draws, say done.
10:53Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
10:55Because I'm the leader.
10:56Before we start, just because I'm the leader, it would really give me confidence if you
11:02guys could go, Jack is the leader.
11:04Ooh, ooh, ooh.
11:05I will not do that, please.
11:06There is no way.
11:07I'll give you 20 bucks and another Lego.
11:08Jack is the leader.
11:09Jack is the leader.
11:10Ooh, ooh, ooh.
11:12On my whistle.
11:18Say done.
11:19Done.
11:20Done.
11:21Don't touch it.
11:22Done.
11:23Done.
11:24Don't you dare touch it.
11:25Don't you dare touch it.
11:26Don't even look at it.
11:27Don't look at it.
11:28No, I'm not.
11:29I'm not.
11:30Good leadership, Jack.
11:31Thanks, Paul.
11:32Don't touch it.
11:33Not touching.
11:34I'm making the decision to not touch, not you.
11:35Done.
11:36Done.
11:37Done.
11:38Don't touch.
11:39Yep.
11:40Just a mental health check.
11:41How's everyone coping?
11:42As the leader, it's a good thing to check it on.
11:44What are you doing?
11:45No!
11:46What are you doing?
11:47It's the ball!
11:48Oh my God.
11:49You got it.
11:50Well done, Pete.
11:51Well done.
11:52Done.
11:53Someone's got to call it when we think the drawing's going to get worse.
11:56It's getting quite explicit.
11:58Done.
11:59And...
12:00Done.
12:01Done.
12:02Well done, Pax.
12:03Well done, Pax.
12:04Yep.
12:05Okay.
12:06Excellent.
12:07I was just having a moment with Pax.
12:08Can we do that again?
12:09But just without...
12:10Can you not go for it?
12:11I'll give you authority for that as a team later.
12:12Do it so much.
12:13Yeah.
12:14It was a few years.
12:21Jack, in your experience of Elphers, do they normally bribe people to be the leader and
12:25then just repeat what the other people say?
12:28Look, I did my best in a dire circumstance.
12:31These two have the egos of a...
12:33I guess you.
12:34I don't know.
12:35Um...
12:36Whoa!
12:37Whoa!
12:38Whoa!
12:39Unnecessary!
12:40And it was like...
12:41No, just pipe down, bro.
12:42Pipe down.
12:43Wow.
12:44Where was this energy during the task?
12:47The alpha task is over.
12:49I'm not done!
12:50Okay.
12:51I think it's best that we take a few minutes just to cleanse the studio of Jack's dominant
12:57energy.
12:59And we will see you after the break.
13:00See you in a month.
13:13Kia ora koutou.
13:14Anu.
13:15Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:16What were we doing, Paul?
13:18Our teams are drawing a picture of you playing ping pong while keeping ping pong balls bouncing.
13:24On top of that, there is a secret side task where some of them are trying to out Alpha each
13:29other.
13:30It's time for our team of two.
13:31And this team ain't big enough for the both of them.
13:34It's Alpha Alice and Big Dog Bree.
13:37So do you understand the task?
13:39I can explain it to you if you like.
13:40No, I got it.
13:41It doesn't take long for me to get that sort of stuff.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Do you understand?
13:46I get it.
13:47I probably get it the most.
13:48You think you get it more than Alice?
13:50Yeah, I think so.
13:51I've got you.
13:52I am a leader and I can sort this out.
13:55Yeah, I'm more kind of the quiet, confident type.
13:57You've heard of those leaders.
13:58You're Nelson Mandela.
14:00On my whistle.
14:01Drop the ball.
14:02Oh no.
14:03I think both balls have stopped.
14:15That's not true.
14:16Both balls have stopped.
14:17I want a video realising.
14:18I want.
14:19Oh no.
14:20Anyway, Paul.
14:21It's just been lovely.
14:22Thank you, man.
14:23I appreciate that.
14:28Brie, what a class act.
14:29Cheers, mate.
14:30Yeah, sure.
14:31There they are.
14:32There they are.
14:33What do you have in common, do you think, in terms of your alphaness with Nelson Mandela?
14:35Listen, I regret making that comparison, obviously.
15:02comparison obviously um i should have shown more deference to the great nelson mandela
15:07but maybe he'd be flattered
15:14uh before you score the secret alpha task the task did say don't let your team know about the
15:21alpha task okay so here's uh brie and alice right after that task oh my god i'm so happy that you
15:27had the same thing i me too i was like i'm gonna feel so sorry i was freaking out before going
15:36i totally like oh thank god yeah i couldn't hear what i couldn't make out any of that could you make
15:44out what was said i couldn't um yeah you were basically saying uh i said i'm so happy you
15:49had the same thing oh what were you talking about we were talking about the sti that we had
15:54yeah we both had syphilis okay and we were worried that we'd spread it to each other but it was a
16:03huge relief to find out no need to panic everyone in the interaction has syphilis
16:10do you buy that no what why would we say on national television that we both had syphilis
16:16that is a good point no it's not a good point okay so first of all let's talk about the drawing
16:25because that was the task right wow so clearly jack jackie and pax that's a bigger drawing than
16:34alice and brie okay uh i would say four and i suppose you give it one yeah i i have to give it
16:41one it's something yeah if your kid brought that home you'd put that up on the fridge i would not
16:47put that on the fridge okay so how do you want to score the the alpha task i think these guys don't
16:52get any points at all they knew in all seriousness i would just warn you about the optics of penalizing
17:01two queer women no okay thank you i think their mind is my my parents are refugees
17:13sorry
17:18thank you so much i'm pescatarian
17:22you know
17:22i've had a pretty privileged upbringing um sit down sit down the alpha task i think these two
17:33were disqualified zero points for both okay and then i reckon jack well these guys didn't know that
17:40he was being the alpha they had no idea at all he needs invisible it was one of the five for all three i think
17:47five for all three
17:52that's that's crazy i suggest we move on absolutely okay where did the scores sit for the episode so
18:00far paul alice is in last on three and first with 13 points jackie van veek whoa
18:09nice okay i am ready for another task paul of course jeremy and this one's a piece of cake oh no
18:17i am ready for another task i am ready for another task i am ready for another task
18:27oh hello brie hi paul hello jack hello pex hello ellis okay
18:37oh birthday
18:40find your cake and eat it too i love cake fastest to eat some of the cake wins the cake is in
18:53this room correct your time starts now is it a trick what do you mean is cake is cake a metaphor no
19:01it's cake is it actual cake it's cake did you get my do you know i'm dairy free do you know i'm gluten
19:06intolerant are you uh i can't say okay because i'm intolerant to your bullshit oh my god that seems
19:18like a pretty simple task uh i'll tell you what this is the one task i hoped was going to get cut
19:23out of the show who's putting pursuit are we going to see first let's start with the single syllables
19:30pax jacks and brie sit up sit up sorry for yelling
19:39do you know where it is i know where the cake is
19:45right here oh it's not a cake it's made to look like a cake
19:52that's not cake man that's icing as well that's icing that's icing no no no no no no no is this what you
19:59want paul was that even icing is it like tar based what is this if i touch everything in this room
20:10i'll find it touch touch touch touch touch touch this is a citizen watch you just put that in your pocket
20:26oh a sword it's in this room yes is it behind the crew this is a sound man this is a cameraman this is
20:32a photographer none of these people are cake i've lost my mind i miss my kids it's looking like at this
20:38point i'm not going to find it who here is willing to accept some kind of bribe to forget about your
20:44jobs they can't forget about their jobs they have to man a camera cameras aren't going to operate
20:50themselves
21:11smells like cake over here it might be my odor cake
21:14these cameras have to be pointing at it never mind these cameras literally every direction okay um
21:22i'm now reaching the point of like anger i'm getting to anger okay well i have to make a cake
21:30do i just allow myself to get to anger or do i do what my therapist said and take myself out of the
21:35situation i think believe in yourself and in the meantime i'll keep looking for the cake can you give
21:45me a hint if you give me something in return i've got an old prezzi card 50 euros tell me the color of
21:55the cake what is the color of the cake black the cake is black black okay
22:00the cake is black
22:18what
22:30it's cake
22:40that is stupid cake
22:45thank you oh my god
22:50cats oh my god
22:52brie who had fun with that game yeah you really edited that down
22:56for you brie tell us about the range of emotions that you go through because at first i think
23:02you'd be optimistic yeah i was really optimistic and then i was like excited and then i was
23:08frustrated and then i was a little bit horny and then i was like frustrated again that was the only
23:14task i contemplated giving up i did too yeah i ate so much icing on fake cakes i had the runs after
23:21how was the timing actually because it seemed like what five ten minutes or something uh pax found the
23:28cake in 38 minutes and 29 seconds brie and jack had almost the exact same time
23:34so jack took one hour five minutes and 13 seconds hell yeah brie took one hour five minutes and nine
23:46seconds
23:46so yes only four seconds in it um your cake yes what happened to that because i was convinced it was a
23:54trick and i thought okay i'm going to have to make the cake myself and as the cake was baking i pretty
24:00much walked straight back into the room and saw it my only regret is i didn't um put it in front of paul
24:06like trunchbull and make him eat it like he was bruce bog trotter so jack's cake um oh it's lovely it looks
24:13not bad yeah i ate it and it was maybe the saltiest thing i've ever eaten it burned my mouth it was like
24:20the dead sea times 100. and while our contestants were trying to find cake i found some of the most
24:26incredible ads you've ever seen in your life see you after the break
24:43no my hawky my welcome back to taskmaster we're halfway through an entirely original task
24:48that we've been calling is this thing cake or is it something else instead up next she's in the
24:55movies so she knows how to find the camera it's jackie van beek
25:08oh is it that thing no that's fake
25:13that's that what do you call that cake
25:21sorry i do find it quite hard like just seeing stuff actually
25:25you need to think like a cake that's trying to hide sometimes where i do that when i lose my
25:29sunglasses i think what are my sunglasses seeing right now what's the cake seeing right now the
25:34cake's looking at me can see me right and thinking what a fool
25:41oh okay i see the clock is that cake no
25:45is that the cake
26:00that's the cake
26:04god now i have to eat some of it yes please
26:06i've stopped the clock holy crap that was an excellent hidden cake
26:20how did you guys feel watching that because that must have been kind of heartbreaking
26:26i feel like i need to up my ritalin
26:27yeah i feel like i need to get on ritalin but i will say that like i didn't find the cake within
26:3638 seconds sure i think it was still pretty impressive nine minutes 49 seconds okay it was nine
26:41minutes that's impressive well there's still one to go isn't there yes sir there's one slice left and
26:49it's got alice snedden's name all over it
26:58iceland where that count no oh everywhere's icing ah everything's icing
27:19okay
27:20favorite type of cake carrots i feel like carrot cake needs to stop highlighting the fact that it
27:25has carrot in it don't name yourself after the worst thing about you it's like if i went around
27:31calling myself pedophile paul shockingly that's not the worst thing about you pedophilia i can forgive
27:38but what can't you i do the cake
27:46so what are you doing here i'm masking all the shelves that i've declared cake free
27:51where'd that come from what is it has that always been there you've got it from up there and then when
28:06you brought the boat down you also brought the seagull i'm blacking out
28:18usually i say we can't get the rights to that but i don't think it's a problem
28:23i think that's a problem i don't think they're sewing oh my god paul can i ask your question does
28:32the cake have icing on it yeah like a kind of fondant like a fondant yeah so it would look like
28:39an actual thing it's cake is the cake behind me i can't say paul
28:58why is there a gopro there we've kind of got gopros everywhere okay we're filming this so like
29:12see him he's a camera camera camera
29:19how would you make a cake for someone and then hide it it's not hidden
29:23so it's in plain sight of course if i do this
29:29have i just seen the cake i don't know what you saw
29:40did you see the cake yeah what so is it to my right what will you give me if i answer that
29:50you can have my entire fee for the show it's not to the right of you but you do owe me 50 now
30:00my shirt is not cake
30:03the cake's not to the right of me the cake is to the left of me it's not in there
30:09it's not to the right of me it's not straight ahead it's to the left and it's not behind the cameras
30:16i will kill myself
30:23stop the car
30:24i'm so sorry about what happened
30:42it's okay
30:42firstly yeah are you okay
30:57it was truly um it was like a life low light and a life highlight at the same time because i did find
31:04it but i did cry real tears and watching it back now i am similarly moved
31:11so alice uh found the cake in one hour 22 minutes and 55 seconds
31:16that's actually a lot shorter than i thought it would be
31:19honestly it felt longer in the room
31:22it looked longer
31:23okay so what are the scores so that means one point for alice two points for jack three points for brie
31:30four points for pax and five points for jackie van beek time for a break we'll see you after this
31:50welcome back to salesmaster all right paul in the words of one of new zealand's greatest ever children's
31:56shows what now jeremy do you ever experience deja vu no jeremy do you ever experience deja vu
32:08here's the task
32:16oh my god i've traveled back in time oh god hello alice hello brie hi paul did it not work out did the
32:24cameras not record i'm just going to draw i'm just going to draw the thing i feel like we should
32:28read it well i'm not the team captain anymore guys i've decided to take a step back so you guys make
32:33the decisions okay okay sure that's fine it's my friend alice yeah we've made up i love her you
32:40can read that wow you sure yeah go on that's so nice of you thank you mandala-esque
32:45reenact the moment the other team met for their first team task most accurate reenactment wins paul may
32:56play the third team member one of your team members must play paul you have 20 minutes your time starts
33:03now do you know those guys well i know pax and jackie i know jack from watching him struggle at my gym
33:16they said they weren't going to show that part i'm sorry brie please tell us what's jack like at the
33:22gym i see him walking past me with the personal trainer yeah he does none of the heavyweight
33:28okay paul let's see our teams meet for the very first time for the second time first up it's brie
33:36and alice as portrayed by the other team oh i'm brianna is that a francis oh g'day guys oh my god
33:46oh yeah we've all we could all do that role yeah so we can all nail that alice has moved to the uk
33:50maybe she has yeah she's like hello governor yeah yeah i think we should quickly audition for all
33:55three i'm going to start um okay so you yell out a name i'm just going to work on instinct yell out
33:59a name shaquille o'neal no quickly please this is just it's also i thought this would be a quick
34:04little fun thing let's say your name together three two one shaquille o'neal sorry jackie we won't
34:11we'll give you an actual character in this show i'm just trying to be helpful yeah i'm just trying to
34:15help it so i say them yes okay this is jackie van beek's audition for shaquille o'neal no
34:21no no okay let's go get some things to wear and we'll come back down and we'll just yes and it
34:28we'll just do it oh g'day guys g'day paul how's this yeah hello bro how's it going how's it going
34:40i'm just coming from london where i make television
34:59so alice has been over in the uk yeah how long does it take someone to be over in the uk before they
35:04develop a fully fledged london accent well she's turning it down right now yeah she's putting on a
35:10kiwi accent right now yeah do your normal accent go on um hello hello hello
35:24normally i would critique people's performances but seeing as
35:27they were playing you guys how would you critique their performances i can't lie i think jackie did
35:36a very good me and it was an honor and a career highlight to have jackie van beek betray me and
35:43i would do it again and i don't feel the same way who have we got left paul representing for all
35:51the australians and the victorian era east london cockneys it's brie and alice i think we cast paul as
35:59the part of jack i think so i think you've got a jackie energy regrettably to follow up with the
36:05whole mandela thing i will be playing the part of pax i wouldn't say this if it was any other contestant
36:12but please no makeup i reckon pax is in first jackie comes in and jack i'd say he's quite like
36:21reserved but then if the task is to be alpha oh yeah he's gonna have to overcompensate oh i forgot
36:29they're all they all have to be alpha i wonder if he'd walk in shirtless with like a rambo sort of tie
36:36on muscles drawn on like a six pack well that's not necessary with me um jackie we're gonna go get
36:42you a beautiful costume maybe like a corella deville type for jackass yeah and pax i feel like would be
36:49playing alpha by being comfortable is it possible to get a full meal here like a steak medium rare please
36:55okay we've got 13 and a half okay let's go let's go hey paul hello pax thank you for preparing the
37:04dinner i asked for god bon appetit oh hi pax hey man how you doing hey paul hello jack
37:20oh my god hey jackie hello jackie
37:22paul my name's jack oh she called me paul you look like something like mine
37:40oh wow great the alpha energy in your performance here was palpable and good opportunity to get the
37:47girls out on tv yeah you know i've been waiting for that moment i feel like i portrayed your girls
37:53in turn to a team yeah yeah i like to point out i think paul did a great job of representing my girls
37:58as well yeah yeah agreed i think some people did better impersonations than others okay and so i
38:05thought maybe i would just score each member of the team individually one point for alice's packs
38:11because eating a meal i mean that was you should have done brown face oh come on man if i had had
38:17his go-ahead in advance i would have taken the creative risk i'll go two points for pax and your
38:28your british accent and absolutely a travesty i'll go three points for brie and her performance is
38:36jackie four points for jack your paul was good you happy with that and i go five for jackie's brie i
38:42thought that was a very good break thank you jeremy and thank you thank you thank you only one more
38:47ad break to go so let's get that out of the way now and we'll see you soon
39:02welcome back to taskmaster and if you're an australian new zealander and you've just joined
39:10us please rest assured that there were no offensive australian accents at any point in the telecast so
39:17far paul how's our school board looking alice is in last with five points and in first with a whopping
39:2423 points jackie van beek time to head up to the stage for the final task of the show
39:35okay paul who's reading the live task jackie van beek display as many emotions as you can
39:42in four seconds most correct emotions guessed by the taskmaster wins you will be given 16 seconds
39:50to arrange your emotions on the rack in front of you you must then perform your emotions in that order
39:57the taskmaster will review the footage in slow motion so i'm going to give you 16 seconds to arrange
40:04your tiles okay are you ready ready oh christ oh big mistake hands away pax i'm just putting mine on
40:22neatly yeah yeah okay okay stop knocking them off jack yes i can see what you're oh oh my god he's still
40:29going it's just again he's very uncoordinated four seconds are you ready yep i'll count to three and
40:36then i'll start okay i'm so nervous one i'll count down from three oh my god paul three two one emote
40:47ah no more no more all right everyone come on down and let's judge it
41:01so we're gonna now watch the emotions and i'm gonna guess them as we go correct okay start with alice
41:08anger relief fear
41:20sickness oh you've got a bunch of joy you've got a few in there wow that last one was personal
41:27so you've got two two ellis yeah you don't seem very happy oh i think i had a bit of it
41:37up next brie
41:40excitement sadness
41:45oh anger
41:51relief
41:51disbelief
41:55disbelief that's not one of the emotions wow what is that i think the audience know
42:02so you did get three i'm happy with that
42:05jack oh god i look ill
42:10oh pretty good
42:13disbelief
42:13disbelief no sadness
42:18disgust
42:19oh that's really really long
42:23fear
42:24no oh my god that was fear it was surprise oh
42:31it looked like fear i'm worried that you're not familiar enough with emotions to be
42:37yeah this is on you so you you got sadness and disgust okay up next an actor of some note
42:43hmm
42:44jackie this will be interesting sadness very good
42:49excitement
42:53anger
42:56fear
42:59surprise surprise oh sorry sorry what are you locking in there for the last one
43:06i'm gonna go with relief
43:07oh so you got sadness anger and fear yeah i think i'm useless at this game so
43:15up next pax
43:17anger
43:18i don't think it started you
43:22happiness
43:25sadness
43:25fear
43:30fear oh no that was specifically how i felt when jack tried to be the leader
43:36okay so let's give a point for each of those is that the way to go twos and threes
43:41so that means two points for alice and jack and three points for brie jackie and packs
43:47there we go
43:48good one
43:52so what does that mean for the scores for episode two the winner of episode two with 26 points
43:58jackie van b
43:59here we go congratulations
44:00congratulations jackie
44:02it's now your responsibility to remove these five heavy things from the studio tonight off you go go
44:08and grab them congratulations
44:09and thank you so much for joining us for another episode of taskmaster tonight we've learned
44:17you're either born an alpha or you've bribed someone with lego and there's nothing more
44:22devastating than looking for cake but most importantly we've learned that the winner of episode two is
44:28jackie van b
44:46welcome to taskmaster yeah a show featuring five of new zealand's best and brightest minds
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