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00:00What's up, Edders? Patrick here with Vetted. I have a very special episode for y'all today.
00:05I am joined by two stand-up comedians, Dan St. Germain and Sean Donnelly,
00:10who run a podcast called Burbs Bros, where they cover the UFO phenomena with a little bit of humor.
00:16Well, they brought the humor, y'all. In my opinion, this is the funniest UFO podcast ever released,
00:22and I think as you watch it, you'll understand what I mean.
00:26Now, I do want to give a disclaimer. They're all just jokes. Don't take anything personally.
00:31We definitely did a lot of roasting of people, events, things, but it's all in good fun.
00:36And again, it's just jokes.
00:40All right, so let's jump into the show.
00:42Now, we begin kind of abruptly in the middle of a conversation.
00:46So, you know, a little background. We're talking about JFK and Dealey Plaza and his assassination.
00:52And so we just, you know, I'm going to basically just put you right in the middle of that conversation.
00:58And again, get ready to laugh, y'all.
01:00I don't know about you, but I needed a little levity.
01:04I've been feeling a little bit down in this topic, if I'm being honest,
01:07and a little bit overworked and overwhelmed with a lot of different things that I have going on.
01:11And I've made a few mistakes in some videos recently that I made, and I don't like that at all.
01:17You know, yesterday I made a mistake with my Richard Dolan video, and, you know, again,
01:24just needed to reset myself, and this podcast helped do that.
01:27So if you're in for some laughs, this is the show for you.
01:30Don't forget to hit that like button, Betters.
01:32That really helps out the videos.
01:33And of course, if you're not already subscribed, hit that subscribe button.
01:36I put out new videos every week about the UFO phenomena,
01:39and I'm trying to get to 100,000 subscribers before the end of the year.
01:42And that people would run out to the X and take photos.
01:49And I was like, oh, that's probably something that happens.
01:51But when I go, I'm not going to see that, right?
01:54I think I saw it 15 times.
01:57I saw people almost get hit by cars at least 10 of those times.
02:00People die that way.
02:01Yes, they do.
02:02I know it's insane.
02:03They put another X.
02:03They have multiple Xs for the people that died.
02:06That's the funniest way to die ever.
02:09Imagine you die and then you meet John F. Kennedy immediately.
02:13Afterwards in heaven.
02:14And he's like, hi there.
02:15Welcome to heaven.
02:16And I'm like, oh, it's so interesting.
02:18I actually was killed in the same spot.
02:21Oh, are you a politician?
02:22Was it an assassin?
02:23No, we marked the spot where your wife picked up your fucking head
02:27and showed it to everybody.
02:28And I, like a fucking moron, went out there and was hit by a Camry.
02:32So that's why I'm fucking here.
02:34Did you progress civil rights by decades?
02:37No, I wanted a selfie.
02:38I actually work at Jimmy John's.
02:42So, I think you're in the wrong place there.
02:47You should be going to the low with J. Edgar Hoover.
02:49You're so invalid, my assassination spot.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:55Y'all can't see it, but I'm crying.
02:58Under these glasses.
03:00Oh, my God, dude.
03:02Oh, that's so funny.
03:03Jesus Christ.
03:03That's a funny idea.
03:03There's just 400 exits on the show.
03:06Just exit.
03:07Yeah.
03:08And it just goes.
03:09It just goes for miles, too.
03:11I've got a name.
03:12Kennedy was killed here, but not the one.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you differentiate?
03:17I guess you make it red.
03:19There's 1,500 tours a day.
03:21Just all the different dead people.
03:23It just becomes a game of tic-tac-toe.
03:25They start putting O's in there.
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28That is funny.
03:29Okay.
03:29I didn't go to the museum, though.
03:31But, yeah.
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32Yeah.
03:32They have actually a lot of weird museums.
03:34I used to live downtown Dallas right by Dealey Plaza.
03:39So, I would walk by it on my way to work, go there all the time.
03:42You know, just.
03:43And I was always thinking about that.
03:44Like, I live right now.
03:45I could see it from my window, like, where JFK got shot.
03:50Right.
03:51The greatest conspiracy of all time.
03:53Yeah.
03:53I was in Dallas recently.
03:55Recently, because I was writing for Monday Night Raw.
03:58But the last time I was there, before that, I was there as a comedian.
04:01This place, Dallas Comedy Club.
04:02Shout out, Ruth.
04:04And they have the George W. Bush Museum.
04:06And I went to that.
04:07And that is, like, a children's museum.
04:09There's, like, fucking blocks.
04:11And, like, pictures that he drew.
04:14Like, you're welcome.
04:14I'm like, who drew this little kid?
04:15And you realize it's George W. Bush.
04:16What, his paintings or something?
04:17It's one of his paintings in the cabin area.
04:20And then there's, you know, like, pictures of him and his dad.
04:22You know, him and his dad.
04:23His dad and stuff.
04:24And then there's a room where they're just cunning.
04:26They're just, they just count money from Baghdad.
04:30It's like that scene from Casino.
04:32It's like that room from Three Kings.
04:34And they're just golden eggs.
04:37Yeah, all the gold.
04:38Yeah, that's right.
04:38It's a great underrated movie.
04:39Great movie.
04:40Oh, very underrated.
04:42Maniac of a director, apparently.
04:43But great movie.
04:44David O.
04:45Russell.
04:45Yeah.
04:46But, you know, I really like I Heart Huckabees.
04:48I think that's super underrated.
04:50It is.
04:50That's a really good movie.
04:53Look, guys, let's jump into some shit that I have for y'all.
04:56Okay.
04:57We're excited.
04:57Because y'all have no idea what I have prepared.
05:01Oh, shit.
05:01All right, so I got a bunch of questions that y'all are perfect as comedians to give the
05:09answers to.
05:10And then later on, what we're going to do is I'm going to tell y'all a very famous UFO
05:15story.
05:16And we're going to kind of go in chunks.
05:17And I'll just get your take on each part as we go through, if that makes sense, and
05:21kind of get your take on this particular story.
05:24Yeah, let's do it.
05:25Locked.
05:26And I'm in the zone, Patrick.
05:27You know what?
05:32If you're fat, wear a hockey jersey, by the way.
05:34You have no idea how fat I am.
05:38You really can't hide yourself in that.
05:40That is a good point.
05:41You're a little man.
05:43Yeah.
05:46All right.
05:47This is a you've probably never been asked this question.
05:51If aliens landed during your set, would you roast them, try to get them to heckle the
05:57crowd?
05:57How would you handle that?
06:00I, I, I, with aliens land during my set, I, yeah, I think you have to say something about
06:08the alien landing.
06:09I think I would just, the crowd, but you'd be the first person in history to do crowd
06:13work with an alien.
06:14And then just, and also there's so much stuff that happens in a comedy.
06:17This is such a great question because there's so much stuff that happens in a comedy room
06:19that like aliens landing, like, like, like, trust me, drops a fork and people turn around
06:25aliens landing.
06:26You wouldn't be able to get a joke out.
06:27You'd be, I had a guy right before I went up, a guy proposed to his girlfriend from the
06:32audience, aliens landing, the show would be done.
06:35They'd be the show.
06:35That's it.
06:36It's, it's, it's, it's done.
06:37I would just be pumped.
06:38Someone showed up to my show.
06:41I'd be like, oh my God, did you hear about burbs, bros?
06:43Do you see me on vetted?
06:44Is that what, they're like, actually, uh, actually Theo Vaughn's across the street.
06:49Sorry.
06:51Thank you so much for buying a ticket.
06:53Well, it was a, it was, it was, it was papered and he gave it to us.
06:58That would be funny.
06:59The first contact we make is with a Barker in Times Square.
07:02You have to come.
07:03We have Dave Chappelle on this show.
07:06The Comedy Central placard.
07:08Comedy Central is not even a thing anymore.
07:09Yeah.
07:10But if you didn't know in Times Square, there's all these people that like, basically
07:13asked, like, Hey, come to our comedy show.
07:15Dave Chappelle's going to be there.
07:16Robin Williams.
07:17Isn't Robin Williams dead?
07:18Shut up, motherfucker.
07:19I'm trying to stop my dick.
07:20That's basically what their game is.
07:23And they driven with the Y.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Robin with the Y.
07:27They, they, they dress, they, a lot of these guys get their own setups and they'll
07:30get their own mics.
07:31So they're, they're amplified in Times Square and it works.
07:34They get people into these places under false pretenses.
07:36Oh yeah.
07:37I mean, it sounds like in Europe when they're trying to get you in those restaurants.
07:39You ever been there where they stand outside the restaurant and they're just like, Hey,
07:42come on in.
07:42We got the menu.
07:43We got this.
07:44We got that.
07:44You know, you're just like, ah, you're like, I just ate here.
07:49You know, like you just paid your bill.
07:50They're still trying to bring you in for a second meal.
07:53Yeah.
07:53The worst thing, Patrick, when I'd have, I've had that happen and they're like right next
07:58to a Chipotle, but I really wanted to go to Chipotle.
08:01So I'm like, look, I know you guys are about to lose the place because you can't pay your
08:06rent, but, uh, I really want to check out this, this honey barbacoa chicken.
08:12I mean, they roll the burritos the same way.
08:15Like, you're like, you're like, it's also the most American thing to do.
08:18And I'm like, I, I'm sorry, what?
08:20I'm sorry.
08:20I have to go to Chipotle.
08:21What's funny is that Chipotle is like flexing.
08:26Like we don't need anybody outside to bring people in.
08:28Yes.
08:29No, not at all.
08:29You know what I mean?
08:30Our shit's too good.
08:31We got, we got barbacoa, baby.
08:33We're good to go.
08:35You know, I think it would be kind of funny if, um, if an alien did show up to the set
08:39and you just completely ignored it.
08:40You just acted like they're not even there.
08:42And everyone's just kind of like, look at you're like, what, what's going on?
08:45What the fuck?
08:46Yeah.
08:46The, that would, and you never know.
08:48Like that could have, like what, what situation that would happen where it's like, nobody
08:52would notice now that everybody knows everyone would look.
08:55Yeah, absolutely.
08:56But you just, but you just kept doing your set.
08:58You're just like, you just keep going.
08:59If it killed Tony, no one would notice an alien.
09:01They would be too busy calling like a Puerto Rican the N word to notice the pleading in the
09:05back, the pleading to be on.
09:07We're right here.
09:07And they're like, yeah, but there's a fat chick in the front row.
09:10We got to get to her first.
09:11If it was just an alien, alien comes out in a wheelchair.
09:13They notice.
09:14If it happens to be like an overweight, black alien or an alien with a learning disability,
09:23then they'll, you know.
09:24Tony Hinch will have to be like, look at this midget.
09:27Something, something edgy.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Oh, you just do chemo.
09:34You just do chemo.
09:36I'm straight, I swear.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:42Oh, okay.
09:44If you, oh, this is interesting.
09:46If you, what's the funniest thing you think an alien might misunderstand about human comedy?
09:58I don't know.
09:58It seems like, you know, there's not been one.
10:01You know, that's a good, that's a good question, Patrick, because, you know, I read that John
10:04MacBook abductions, and obviously, Sean and I, and you, have read so many of these goddamn
10:09abduction stories.
10:10I can't remember, and you know way more than I do, Patrick, I can't remember one story where
10:15an alien or an extraterrestrial or an interdimensional being had a sense of humor.
10:20I remember them being nice or sometimes cold or mean.
10:23That's funny.
10:23But never, have you, have you heard of one that was, like, hilarious?
10:26They never show up in that humor.
10:27Like, yeah, I've never heard like a guy gets to the operating table and they're like, bend
10:34over, ah, just joking.
10:36We know you think you're going to, we know you think that we're going to probe you.
10:40We're not into that.
10:41We have a TV.
10:45I'm kind of on the lines of Dan, because I, I go right to Galaxy Quest when I think what
10:50they would think.
10:50And I think they wouldn't get impressionists, because they're like, oh, you're lying about
10:55who you are, like, they're like, we're so, if we say, they say it as future humans, they're
10:59like, we're so far beyond the pretense of acting and being phony.
11:04And we're all one big on the hill of, of telepathy and, and we're in consciousness.
11:09We don't have to be somebody else.
11:11And then, and then, you know, somebody comes out with like their Trump impression or they're
11:14like, they're like Christopher Walken.
11:17And they're like, what are you doing?
11:18We don't understand.
11:19Larry, the cable guy isn't really Southern.
11:23No.
11:23So that's interesting that I think they just, he's right.
11:32That's so funny.
11:33They've never, there's never a story where they come down and they just like, kind of
11:37like drop their pants.
11:38They don't even like, not even like a little, sorry, I got to put this probe in my fucking
11:42supervisor Nemo up there.
11:44Jesus Christ.
11:46Yeah.
11:46Every, you know, when you're a hammer, every problem's a nail, you know, like you never
11:50seem like, like have just fun banter.
11:53Or yeah, they're never, there's not the, like, you never, even though the grays are supposed
11:56to be the worker aliens, you never hear them complain like a union worker would, would on
12:00earth.
12:01They're never like, I got to work a double today on this fucking shit.
12:06God damn it.
12:06They're going to, they're going to replace me with Mac and Mac and me if I don't fucking
12:10get this converter done.
12:12Max, Max, old family.
12:14I, you know, it's so funny.
12:15Because I just got done with Andor, which is incredible if you haven't seen it yet.
12:19Oh yeah.
12:20But there are all these like goofy looking aliens doing normal things there, which is
12:25so like, cause we're all used to, but there, they're like 50 cents for Tylenol, please.
12:30You know, like they're all like, they're in the galaxy.
12:32So it's, it's less like, you know, ethereal.
12:34It's just an alien bodega.
12:36There are so many bodegas in Andor.
12:40That's like, you're right.
12:41Cause even when it was George Lucas, they walk into that bar where that's Mos Eisley,
12:45whatever it is.
12:46And they're like, it's doing something normal, but it looks weird.
12:49Cause they're alien.
12:49They're like, he's playing the piano.
12:50But he's like, it's not like him playing Billy Joel.
12:55He's like, it has to be like alien music.
12:59It can't just be like normal.
13:00Like, Hey, do you have any Springsteen?
13:02To be fair, that alien doesn't black out and start yelling at his assistant halfway
13:06through a piano man.
13:08So at least a plus on that.
13:10And the alien ever drove a car into somebody's house.
13:12Yeah.
13:12Oh my God.
13:14That's what's something we don't see.
13:15We don't, we never see like a drunk alien crashing and being like, Oh fuck.
13:20Doris is going to be so pissed.
13:24You never.
13:24Wrong planet.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Sometimes like you'll hear the stories of them.
13:28Like, like, wait, do you have the, who's the guy Jason Sands?
13:31Everyone thinks is a liar.
13:32Now he'll be like, do you have Trillium or something like that?
13:34Oh, we don't have it.
13:35Fuck.
13:35But you never, you never just see them doing anything human of like, Oh God, you know, like
13:41this sucks.
13:43I always ask when they say, Oh, there's a, there's a hidden base under this mountain or
13:47there's an underwater bay.
13:49I always ask, what are they doing all day?
13:51Yeah.
13:51What do these people do all day?
13:53I mean, do they have, just like I was saying, do they have regular jobs?
13:56Are they like, what, what the fuck are they doing all day?
14:01I'm sorry.
14:01J-Rod apparently is funny.
14:03You know, that guy, Dan, Dan Burrish.
14:05He says J-Rod is funny.
14:06He drops jokes.
14:08He said he's funny as hell.
14:09That's what he said.
14:10He didn't give an example.
14:12I imagine it wasn't that funny.
14:14Is he funny because he thinks he like talks funny.
14:17Like you're laughing at him or he's making jokes and he's funny.
14:20Does that make sense?
14:21Like J-Rod, the alien was just laughing at all his jokes to get him out of the room.
14:25And he thought that, Oh yeah, he's hilarious.
14:27Like when someone laughs at you, you're like, that guy's funny.
14:29It's like, no, you think you're funny.
14:30Is J-Rod funny?
14:31Cause he has the name of like a black WB 90s sitcom star.
14:35Oh, shit.
14:36J-Rod's house.
14:40J-Rod done did it.
14:41And then everyone's like, Oh shit, J-Rod.
14:47It's losing their minds.
14:50Oh, bro.
14:52Martin as J-Rod.
14:53It is a cool name, J-Rod.
14:56I mean, yeah, I guess.
14:59That alien's white.
15:00His name's Jared.
15:01Yeah.
15:05Oh, okay.
15:07If you had to write a joke for an alien audience, what does that look like?
15:15Like, hey.
15:18Are you doing like physical humor?
15:20You think that would translate?
15:21I mean, it's hard to play Latino audiences.
15:23You know what I mean?
15:23Like when I get up in front of a Latino audience, they're like, this guy's got no confidence.
15:28So I can't do it with humans, let alone.
15:31Look at him wearing that hockey jersey hiding his figure.
15:34The more we talk, the more it looks like Patrick's interviewing two ICE agents.
15:38No, we voted Kamala Harris like fucking idiots.
15:46We voted for the sister-in-law of the Uber executive.
15:50Oh, shit.
15:50Oh, shit.
15:52The – I was just kind of trying to like think what it would be like.
15:56It had to – I think you're right.
15:57It had to be like a silent – like you can't try to like – you can't try to like appeal to the aliens.
16:04You have to be yourself.
16:05You can't be like, I just got in from Earth and my gleeplops are killing me.
16:08What if they laugh weird?
16:11They're just like, ah, and you're like, oh, fuck.
16:15I don't even want this.
16:16They laugh like they're orgasming.
16:17Ah, ah, ah, ah.
16:22And when they orgasm, they laugh like us.
16:24You know, it's like switch.
16:26Which I'm used to, so that wouldn't be a big deal.
16:27They're telepathic, so I can just pause.
16:35They're telepathic, so I can just pause.
16:37And then somebody here's like, oh, wait.
16:39Did you forget?
16:39No, I'm doing – it worked for them, you motherfucker.
16:42I know you didn't hear laugh because they laugh in their fucking heads, all right?
16:46That's the difference.
16:48Hey, which one did you like better, the earlier late show?
16:50Well, time is a circle, so it doesn't really matter.
16:53I'm going to fucking bomb.
16:55Not really, but I also killed at the same time.
16:58Isn't bombing killing?
17:00Can I borrow $600?
17:03Oh, God.
17:04Oh, God.
17:05Okay, that's – oh, man.
17:08All right, that's funny.
17:10This is interesting.
17:11Maybe this goes along the same lines.
17:14Do you think aliens would have their own version of stand-up comedy?
17:18Yes.
17:19Well, if J-Rod has anything to do about it.
17:21Yeah, yeah.
17:23Maybe that's it.
17:24He's a stand-up comedian, you know, stuck on Earth.
17:28Patrick, it's so funny you bring this up because we had an episode – we had a segment on our podcast, which I don't know if it's out.
17:34We have Christina, Anthony, and Tamnik, but what would your ideal planet be?
17:37And I think my least ideal planet would be, like, showing up and the whole planet's an open mic.
17:42That would be a fucking nightmare.
17:45Like, yes, we all watch ourselves.
17:47We eat – everyone on the planet gives five minutes.
17:50How many?
17:51Seven trillion.
17:52Seven trillion open micers in a row.
17:58That's – oh, my God.
18:00That's your – that's a hell right there.
18:01That is hell.
18:02That is what that is.
18:03So you asked what would – would they have stand-up?
18:07Yeah.
18:08But I wonder – based off what we know about aliens, like you said about J-Rod, like, oh, J-Rod was funny.
18:13Is it a thing where it's, like – it would probably feel how, like, AI feels when they're funny to you.
18:20When you're, like – when you get that glitch of humanity that happens from AI, you're, like, that was pretty good.
18:25Like, even when they're, like, being human and you – and then you'd be off-put by it.
18:29Like, they were, like – they'd probably, like, telepathically connect with you and be funny, but you'd be, like, is it you or are you just making yourself more human so I – more endearing to me?
18:43The funniest thing an alien has ever done, besides Stephen Miller trying to get it up, is, I would say, E.T. wearing the old lady costume in E.T.
18:55That was hilarious.
18:57When he was walking around and he looked like – but he kind of – like, if it was a woman, it'd be sad.
19:00Like, if he was a woman, you'd be, like, oh, this woman's on fucking pills.
19:03That's – yeah.
19:06So, yeah.
19:07Wouldn't their comedy be more advanced?
19:09If everything else is advanced, wouldn't – maybe the laughter is just –
19:12I hope they leave comedy behind it.
19:13The jokes are so crazy.
19:15If you're supposed to be – if you're post-human, just leave comedy behind.
19:19Just leave –
19:19I don't know.
19:20Like, if you're – because here's the thing.
19:22What – if you're – all these experiences are pure joy, how do you top – I can't kill after pure joy.
19:28I can't do better than your – what Jake Barber described, what that – he connected with that thing.
19:34Like, he's like, I felt like my mother's embraced it.
19:36I was happy and sad at the same time.
19:38I'm like, oh, my God, this is the greatest show of all time.
19:41Yeah, I didn't watch the Jake Barber interview, but I was like, you know what I want to watch?
19:45Mitch Fattel after this.
19:47Mitch, that's a real deep cut for you guys.
19:49Yeah, yeah.
19:49But, yeah, I agree with Sean.
19:52It seems very – it would be a big bummer.
19:55Because I think one of the reasons that America has the funniest stand-up and the funniest – even though, like, England has the best actors, we have the best comedy.
20:04And I think that's because we have just so much trauma and a history of trauma in this country.
20:09You know, and it's like, who are the funniest people in this country?
20:12The black people and the Jewish people, the people who have been through the most shit.
20:15The third funniest, probably Irish, also have been through a shitload of shit.
20:18So, like, if you –
20:19And we have all those – and we have everybody at once as well.
20:21So if you get to the planet and it's funnier than America, you're fucked.
20:25But it wouldn't be hilarious to find out that, like, the comedy business for aliens is, like, ours and they've just been probing people for, like, the likes.
20:33Or we found out the aliens that were living on the earth were all from William Morris.
20:38They're all ages.
20:39That would make sense.
20:40Oh, this is why you guys are so bad at parties.
20:43Oh, I got it.
20:45Yeah, if you – that's another really deep cut thing.
20:47Industry people are the most awkward motherfuckers on the planet.
20:50Sorry, I'm cursing.
20:52But they're the most awkward people on the planet.
20:54You go to parties with them and they don't know how to have a conversation.
20:58So they might be aliens.
20:59That would make a lot of sense to me.
21:01I've had conversations with agents where I'm like, this would be easier if you were sexually harassing me.
21:06You know what I mean?
21:06I would be much easier if I was a woman being hit on rather than you trying to relate to me as a man.
21:12At least it makes sense.
21:13Yeah.
21:14But, yeah, I think they'd probably have comedy.
21:17But I think it is, like – it's funny you see it already – not to get too into the answer, but you see it happening already.
21:23It's going to be – late night's going away.
21:26Once you have no more late night shows and everything's online and podcasting kind of taking over, it might even be a thing that people go, oh, remember?
21:33They used to have a thing called stand-up, like, you know, you give it 50 years.
21:36What is it?
21:37I mean, it is hilarious.
21:38That's interesting.
21:39I was talking to one late night producer who's giving me all these fucking notes.
21:42And this – I ended up not doing the show.
21:44But in my head, I'm like, yeah, or I could just put this online and get more views.
21:48Yeah.
21:49You know what I mean?
21:50Like, at this point, it's like – it's like I go – I mean, I'll just say, look at the Tonight Show sets.
21:55They're all, like, 20,000 or 30,000 views, you know?
21:58And it's like – then you have somebody who's like, I'm Captain Queef.
22:01And it's like half a million fucking views.
22:03So it's like the gatekeep – like, when you see that people are making a comedy and that the gatekeepers have nothing to do with it, then it usually means that that part of comedy is over.
22:13And, dude, if you – and to give you an idea of what I just said about comedy, like stand-up going away, when you look – you're looking up now.
22:19If you look at the Fallon videos on YouTube, the one – like him playing darts with, like, Rihanna gets, like, a million views.
22:26Stand-ups get, like, 30,000.
22:28And they used to have a thing when live TV was a thing.
22:31You could track, like, how the episode was doing during – like, you know, the Nielsen ratings, whatever they call it.
22:37And they said it would drop by half if there was a stand-up on the show.
22:41And it would go up by half if there was a musician on the show.
22:45Yeah.
22:45And to give you an idea now, like, it's like if I get a – if I get 20,000, 30,000 views on a video, I'm like, oh, that was good.
22:52I don't think it was even great.
22:53I'm like, oh, that was good.
22:54That was good.
22:55That was a solid video.
22:56Like, so it's like, what the – the whole media.
23:00Fucking forget about it.
23:01Having said that, I'm going to be submitting my tape to a late-night show.
23:03So I'll fuck myself.
23:05Same one?
23:06Different one?
23:07Yeah, I'm going to be doing Ross Coldhart, actually.
23:10I'm following Jake Barber crying.
23:13He was –
23:14Juggle.
23:16Sorry.
23:21You're going to follow the feminine energy.
23:26Now I want this Ross Coldhart late-night show.
23:29That's amazing.
23:29They can have it on News Nation.
23:30They have Gunfeld.
23:32They can do that.
23:32We're going to get the mysteries of the universe.
23:34But first, the Google Docs.
23:38The terrible Ross.
23:39That's good.
23:40I'm going to work on it.
23:41He's getting so excited.
23:42He intros – he intros – this is why Ross is a great host.
23:46He intros the biggest losers with the greatest.
23:48He's like, this person was in the orbit of John F. Kennedy.
23:52You find out they were like, they sold him halal.
23:56You can make anybody sound like they're amazing.
24:00The accent just does it.
24:01When he was talking to us, I was like, are we dignitaries?
24:04What's going on?
24:06Hello, Dan and Sean.
24:08Oh, Dan.
24:08First, he thought I was on The Daily Show.
24:09But it doesn't matter.
24:10We got him.
24:12We got him.
24:13He'll be back.
24:15Whether he likes it or not.
24:17I want you to get on Ross's monologue, Steph.
24:20Get some of that monologue.
24:22You can write the intros.
24:24Yeah.
24:25All these guys are just dunking on the Wall Street Journal, if you've noticed.
24:28This last –
24:29Yeah, absolutely.
24:30That's all they're talking about.
24:32These UFOlogists, it's like the equivalent of the slam dunk competition.
24:36But for the Wall Street Journal, they're just like, and you didn't bring up the big sir.
24:41It's just boom.
24:45Just dunking threes.
24:47How did that explain the radiated trees?
24:51Crap circles.
24:52I was like, Gah!
24:53He's wearing a super pancake.
24:54Does it over him?
24:55Yeah.
24:58Absolutely.
24:59Well, we were just talking about that in our latest episode.
25:01There was a lot of stuff.
25:04It's like you're covering part of it.
25:07Even Napa is saying it with Jeremy.
25:10He's like, all things they said, we've said for 30 years, 40 years.
25:16I've said 90% of them are explainable.
25:18And 90% of them, they might be us.
25:20It's like – I think they think, like, gotcha, it's us.
25:24And it's like, all right, is it for real?
25:26Because we don't think it is.
25:28Yeah.
25:28I don't know.
25:29What do you think, Patrick, about that Wall Street Journal article?
25:33I mean, yeah, it's like a lot of things in this community.
25:36Where's the evidence, right?
25:37If people are going to say, where's the evidence for this UFO story or UFO encounter or whistleblower,
25:43whatever claims he's making, I would say the same thing for this Wall Street Journal article.
25:48Like, they're saying things, but they're not providing any evidence of the things they're saying.
25:54So I find that, you know, that should be a standard we uphold.
25:58And I also think it is funny that a lot of, quote, skeptics, even though I don't really like the labels either way,
26:04you know, self-defined skeptics are like, again, kind of like, yeah, see, this means all UFOs are bullshit.
26:12It's like, well, wait a second.
26:13That's not true if this article is real or not.
26:17If it's real, that doesn't dismiss the phenomena, you know.
26:20There's no nail in the coffin.
26:22Not at all.
26:23Not at all.
26:23Either way, I do find it interesting.
26:26I think there's just nothing else to do right now.
26:27So everyone's just like slamming on the Wall Street Journal article.
26:32Yeah.
26:32But I think I'll just fade away.
26:34But I will say it's like Wall Street Journal, it's like, it's not the Times, but it is kind of like, it's Times adjacent for a publication doing this.
26:42I think it's just as reputable as the Times at this point.
26:45Maybe 10 years ago, the Times was more reputable.
26:47But the Times has been through a lot in a decade.
26:49Yeah, but the fact being is like, in order for you to put this thing to bed, you would have to show, I don't even know what the evidence they would have shown document-wise to be like, hey, guys, it's been us the whole time.
27:03Here you go.
27:03Here's the mandate.
27:05Here's what this was.
27:06Here's this big one.
27:07Phoenix Lights was this project.
27:08This was boom.
27:09This was boom.
27:10This was boom.
27:10They have to do that.
27:12We paid Tilda Swinton to just wear bald caps.
27:14Sorry.
27:16Sorry.
27:19I love Tilda Swinton, too.
27:25She's a great actress.
27:26She's great.
27:26She always is great.
27:27She's amazing.
27:28She's amazing.
27:29She's great.
27:30Michael Clayton.
27:30The truth.
27:31You know what I noticed?
27:31If you're a weirdo in everything, you're an excellent actor.
27:34Like her and Chris Walken are always good.
27:36Did you see that there's a thing online?
27:37Really?
27:38I want to go back to your questions, Patrick.
27:40But Chris Walken saying that Bugs Bunny is one of his biggest influences as an actor.
27:44I see.
27:45He would pretend.
27:46He said he would be Bugs Bunny, right?
27:48Like, his characters are like, you know, channel of Bugs Bunny.
27:52Yeah.
27:53So funny.
27:53Like King of New York.
27:55That's really just, you know, the Acme story, you know, at the end of the day.
28:00There's a real similar scene between Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian as there was at the end of Deer Hunter, I noticed.
28:09Oh, yeah.
28:10With the guns, right?
28:10Yeah.
28:11With a buzzer.
28:12Yeah.
28:13The Reagan.
28:14Yeah.
28:14But yeah, dude, I think, I think Wall Street Journal ads, they should have, they should have done it better.
28:20They should have been like, hey, this, they should have had something in there that says this is, we're explaining part of it.
28:26This could be the case.
28:27Like you have to remind, hey, disclaimer, remember guys, there's a lot of projects you don't know about that the government has.
28:33So if you had that, you'd have more street cred right now and you wouldn't be as destroyed.
28:37But you have people kind of just, you know, like you said, just dunking on you with all these, these facts about things that have been just, you know, completely like known for how many years, you know?
28:48You know, I was, I was talking to my discord today about this, like with this article, it's a great example of just mainstream media in general.
28:56Any story they do, especially bigger ones that they don't ever provide any evidence for what they're saying.
29:03They just report, you know, maybe sometimes on news, right.
29:05They'll show some video of something or whatever, but especially print, like it's just, here's a story, no evidence.
29:13And I just, you know, the mainstream media is like fucked themselves for many years now where they're not trustworthy and they just rely on their credibility.
29:22Just trust us, you know, we're credible, 60 year institution, you know, blah, blah, blah.
29:27And that's, yeah, no, to your point, Patrick, I think that, you know, if you read that Wall Street Journal article and then you read UFOs and nukes and you see how much fucking sighting is in UFOs and nukes and how many.
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