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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about man who was arrested for doing cartwheels in a church while filming OnlyFans content. And then, Jason attempts a cartwheel in the courtyard. Does it count?
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00:00all right now the story of a man arrested while filming only fans content at a church
00:15don't knock it till you try it no no wow that is but i guess who's into that
00:22just people the ultimate like it's risque would i watch goth ladies in a church yes yeah you would
00:32would you watch goth men in a church sure why not done it you know uh where vampire men
00:42let's where's denton i think it's north carolina ah so in denton police arrested a 37 year old guy
00:50who allegedly filmed content for his only fans while nude at a church that is tough yeah that
00:58is tough uh about five o'clock in the afternoon officers were dispatched to a suspicious activity
01:04call the caller reported a man he didn't recognize was on church property as officers approached
01:13they saw a man doing cartwheels while wearing a see-through netted material
01:21that is incredible now i kind of wish i did see it
01:25you don't see that every day his genitals as well as a feathered anal plug were visible
01:33wow what a wild wow wild day see this is the thing church's doors are generally always open
01:43that's right yeah you know and so if you want to go in and do nude cartwheels with a butt plug
01:48you sure can like if you don't if if you don't think any there's going to be any kind of afterlife
01:54fallout from it then go in there and get wild right like you don't think it a lot of people don't
02:01right right so like he was just like whatever i'm gonna do this you'll have satan's fingers in
02:06your ass wow or maybe not if you get all those accessories i'll do it right now for you
02:12oh yeah yeah i could do some netted stockings well i got some yeah i'll do a cartwheel yeah
02:17you can do a cartwheel yeah you can do like a real cartwheel i believe so
02:22like a crap like a foot up your hair with your feet right up in the air like a solid cartwheel
02:27not a man cartwheel i'm pretty sure have you tried it lately no but i think i can't
02:33no i've done some stuff he is athletic it's not that hard that's how you get a brain bleed
02:37it's really not that hard i don't think i trust where am i gonna do one there's lots of room
02:41in there there's not enough room to do a cartwheel courtyard it's all raining oh it's raining i don't
02:48want him to slip don't slip in the rain wet grass oh god here we go quickly better record
02:53tape him wet grass let's see if we can i will not oh no it's gonna be just like the car crash
03:02he slipped and died no that's not it we did it do it again we did it his legs were bent
03:10no he did it no that was amazing that was amazing i mean he did it fast too we didn't even get barely
03:16get a chance to see it that was incredible round two this judge this judge doesn't give him a point
03:22i don't oh no hopefully i got it that was close i don't know where he went it wasn't a cartwheel
03:29yeah it was oh your leg was a little no i it was incredible jason you want me to do it again
03:35i think you gotta have straight legs court tape it then we got a courtyard oh i wasn't waiting for
03:40that oh yeah he was gone by the time i got out there you challenged me too that was good yeah i did
03:45a little hop i don't know like what what do the judges think like to me i think that was a car
03:49wheel oh me when you're calling bs i have a daughter who does cartwheels all day long i'm a
03:5637 year old man i'm not upset i'm not upset i'm just saying i i was i wondered if it would be a man
04:03cartwheel and it was story of that lady that did like a bunch of cartwheels in a row and then went
04:07blind yes yeah i think i only careful not only do i only do one i only do one adrenaline is pumping
04:15it's wet out there man i know i got grass what's amazing to me is that there is some kind of like
04:21electronic laser alarm system trigger that happens out there oh but oh that's right once you go past
04:28a certain point yes the fuzz are on their way right so he set that off number one number two i don't know
04:35if that means that the whole thing has now been recorded but he's gonna look like just a maniac
04:40who decided to run outside and do a man cartwheel okay once more let me tape it go oh my god no get
04:49up there sometimes you only got one shot no here we go and court better be in there same spot court go
04:56all right here we go watch his leg i hope it goes up i really do i want it to count i don't know i
05:03know let's see if this grown man i don't see him yet here he goes here he goes nope i mean it's
05:09pretty good he's got some bend it's okay oh he's doing it again oh this is where he goes blind this
05:14is where he goes blind yeah he's fast he runs fast oh well he's a basketball player he's athletic
05:23that's more of his belly than i thought we'd see he can't like he he's sore so he can't you know
05:29like probably straighten out his he needs to stretch more or something yeah the legs i hope you
05:35i thought it was better i thought it was great yeah why you're so cute
05:38amazing no one else here can do it dude i can oh yeah lisa can get out there no i'm not going to
05:47see so now get me a netted outfit dude a feather butt plug right i will say okay the way his legs
05:56were uh that's it would have been on display if he had that whole get up on that butt plug will
06:03straighten my legs out for sure it might help you that's how you do it oh yeah there's court got a
06:09close-up there so oh yeah that's a good one yep yeah i mean that's pretty good dude the the first
06:15you just can't straighten your legs out because you got like right you need to stretch more or
06:19something yes i can barely get them straight yeah yeah they felt as straight to me as straight is
06:26yeah yeah you just gotta are they bent they're not straight they're not straight but that's okay
06:30i haven't done a cartwheel in 20 something years i don't know i wasn't sure i could do it
06:34some uh some men want you to do it shirtless so how much money oh here we go again no we're not
06:40doing that we're not i almost posted my socks the other day just as a joke
06:44that's a basketball to be like hey listen don't do anything for free not even as a joke don't do
06:49it for free that's where jokes aren't free we gave them a taste they got to pay for the rest yeah
06:53jokes aren't free you're gonna see what we just witnessed the guys are putting it up so incredible
06:59don't put it out there no you don't want it all right put it out there it's amazing you don't have
07:05to hear it it's not very athletic no he said it's not a cartwheel i think it's great i'm gonna get ripped
07:11them that guy's not funny and he can't do cartwheels what the hell is he doing there
07:15no no no just don't read the comments yeah that's just life i'm gonna read them all
07:20i'm responding all i know i think it is it's tough that's why i called it a man cartwheel
07:28because i feel like we just can't as men our legs don't work in that way or something but it's a very
07:35good man cartwheel you're right it's very my legs aren't straight they felt straight i know
07:40it's all right you don't know i'm sorry you can see me i'm like hobbling i know you can see the
07:45dog yeah are you okay he's gonna be very come in in a walker yeah you better do an epsom saw bath
07:52or something listen those are muscles you're not using cartwheel muscles right like you can't go from
07:57zero cartwheel like if i did a cartwheel i'd never he just did i wouldn't come to work tomorrow
08:01i wasn't sure i was gonna get it you nailed it man i mean you really didn't say when i could do
08:06it but you know so now you just need as this report states see-through netted material and a
08:13feathered butt plug well i got all that i've got all that you got your content i think you guys
08:18trying a cartwheel would be hilarious well i can't be like on the ground you i'd break my neck i think
08:23no honestly i think if i push my arms down i would just crush right down onto my face i have quite a
08:30chassis that has to be lifted up lease go try them no i'm not doing come on dave this is where
08:36the show dies i'm not doing i know i can't do it i don't because several years ago i did one on a
08:41beach but i had help like i had help with the road oh that doesn't count it's terrible i'll try one at
08:47the break but it won't nothing will happen nothing will happen you'll crawl oh my god so you can go
08:54check it out on our social media pages and i to be honest i don't even know if i would know how to
09:00really do one probably not like to really approach it like he'll teach you you know like where you
09:08put your hand first i there's just no way i could ever do it with my legs out like i watched stella
09:14do just i've seen a hundred thousand cartwheels if any of our listeners can superimpose
09:21those netted leggings and a butt plug onto jc please donate ivy i got a family man oh my god
09:29you can do it i could do it with grok right now i could do it with grok
09:36put fishnet stockings and a butt plug on that man go for it
09:41i could do i mean this is gonna take a minute so as you look up that so they got this guy
09:48as we said his genitals and feathered sex toy were visible as he was doing cartwheels in the church
09:53when officers spoke to him the report says he told them he was there to film content for his only fans
09:58page right officers placed him under arrest they transported him to the city jail without incident
10:04he faces an enhanced indecent exposure charge because he has previously been convicted of the same thing
10:11court records state that he pleaded no content to and was convicted of indecent exposure
10:18like 13 years ago as well yeah so he likes to be nude in public that's his thing what's wrong
10:28chuck what are you why are you giggling for you uh you really have to prompt you have to learn to prompt
10:33things correctly correctly um so my prompt so far is bald skinny man bearded man
10:43what in flamboyant mesh outfit doing so you can't take his video and just say hey put this guy in
10:53fishnet stockings with a butt plug did you see the last ai we did when it was him and i or something
10:59i look like some white trash or something yeah yeah skullet summer oh my god it's fantastic
11:07it truly is fantastic you made it already it's not him this is the problem with the future i know
11:13that is the problem it's literally hundreds of versions of it which one do you like which one
11:17do you want like which you can pick version yeah but you but we want jason i know but it doesn't do
11:23that you can't because you know because bad things will be done with that it's okay they're
11:29being done with it it's good yeah you're asking people to photoshop me with a feather butt plug and
11:35a netted mesh outfit doing cartwheels in the courtyard i know i know again amazing that you did it
11:43congrats thank you i'm gonna work on it i gotta get those legs straight yeah you did good i i watched
11:48some cart guys do cartwheels on youtube just now and they have their legs are not you see what i
11:52mean that there's a man cartwheel that is done and that's probably the best most guys could ever do
11:57like i know i could only do a man cartwheel if i if i could even pull one if i could pull one off i
12:01wouldn't still be able to speak right now right right all right there's my channel the fact yeah
12:06man cartwheels man cartwheels are just around places if you don't think there already is a man doing
12:11cartwheels around oh there definitely is i know i gotta steal his content yeah i know his uh video should be up
12:16everywhere now yeah nice well there is a guy doing nude man cartwheels and he's on only fans so
12:21follow him now challenge accepted challenge completed yeah you did it you did do it congratulations you did do it
12:29you
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