00:00You're a corporal, right?
00:01So you're on a leadership track, and you can't remember when to salute.
00:05That's the kind of thing, it's a basic, no, no, it's not now.
00:10Nope.
00:11This is all wrong.
00:12Open hand?
00:13Just put it down.
00:14I don't even need you to meet me halfway anymore, because I know you'd get winded.
00:18I just need you to take a couple baby steps towards me, all right?
00:23Or else.
00:24Yeah, or else what?
00:25But no, you're not going to kick me out of the army.
00:27Dude, tech geniuses don't come to Stroop's door very often, and I mean, the guy I replaced
00:30was still paying for AOL.
00:32I will drum you out if I have to.
00:34For what?
00:35Your hair, mustache, posture, attitude, laziness, lack of fitness, gait.
00:41Okay.
00:42Do you know what I'm saying?
00:43Yeah.
00:44It's tough love.
00:45But maybe it's time to grow up.
00:47Hey, we're about to serve birthday cake in a teen center.
00:49I'm only trying to get you, what, where are you going?
00:53You are not dismissed.
00:54I will kick you out for good.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:57Oh, my God.
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