00:00Good afternoon. I am Colonel Patrick Quinn, commander of USAG Strupsdorf.
00:05We are proud to represent our home country of America and proud to be included as members of this community.
00:14Electric, off the cuff.
00:17Up first are some of our soldiers, approaching with wheels of cheese.
00:22That's what we do. Strupsdorf, one of the things, we make cheese.
00:33And now the laundry department from Strupsdorf.
00:40What are they doing?
00:41Just handing the notecards.
00:43They are performing an interpretive dance about laundry.
00:51It's Cirque de Laundrette.
00:54I bet it took a long time for them to...
00:59You know I used to lead soldiers into battle to fight our enemies.
01:03Now I lead them in to fight stains.
01:07Oh, they're doing so good.
01:09He's gonna explode.
01:10He's gonna explode.
01:14Giant bowling sign. Okay, everybody down.
01:16What was the first thing I said on the first day?
01:20First order I gave?
01:25Stop.
01:27Bowling line, you stupid guy.
01:32No, no, no. Dad.
01:34Stop.
01:35What happened to your gout?
01:36Papadakis?
01:37Big time players make big time plays in big time games.
01:39You're a big time disgrace.
01:41Hey!
01:44Yeah?
01:45Being better, you're medical.
01:46Better than being for the country to legalize drugs and rat it out and frack.
01:51Really?
01:56The crowd did not really like that joke. They found it super offensive.
01:59Oh, really?
02:00Yes.
02:01Thank you for reporting that to me.
02:02All right. Let's clean that up.
02:04Get out of the way.
02:07Get out of the way.
02:09Get out of the way.
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