00:00First they bury me in Dutch hell and now I have to deal with some CIA bastard. What the hell are you doing on my base?
00:07Probably running some kind of foreign ops that you're gonna screw up just like Afghanistan at 79
00:13Afghanistan in 89 and Afghanistan in 99 and
00:17Afghanistan at 21
00:19Sir, yes wrong. I hear you grumbling to yourself in the hallway CIA agent on base in full uniform Hawaiian shirt and a BS attitude
00:26Mm-hmm
00:27CIA bastards always screwing up Iran in 53 Iran in 84
00:33Iran in 2000 she wearing flip-flops showing feet on a US Army base save it for your only fans you pervert
00:40Yeah, this douche went over my head and got a room on Stroopstorp like where his personal Holiday Inn Express
00:45Let me tell you something. He thinks he's gonna pull some kind of covert action here. Uh-uh. Well, we know their playbook
00:50They only got two moves. That's right drugging and bugging
00:54Say one thing he is not gonna pull any depraved wait
00:57Did my daughter just jump into his arms like she's headed to the fantasy suite on The Bachelor?
01:03She did and I don't like it one bit
01:07You know, I've been stabbed three times and this cuts the deepest. I'm so happy that you're here
01:12We're gonna spend every second of minutes 48 hours together. How'd you even manage to get this much leave last minute?
01:17I told my commander I had lady stuff. Nothing stops a man in his tracks like that phrase
01:22Do you have lady stuff? Oh, no, my period is a week away and my pH balance is stronger than a country of cool
01:30But we have to get out of here because this I am Colonel Patrick Quinn commander of USAG Stroopstorf
01:36And I demand to know why you are here. Mr. Brother. I'd tell you but then I'd finish that sentence and he might kill you
01:42Colonel Quinn
01:43special agent Rick Silver I
01:46I
01:47Wasn't expecting to meet Maggie's old man. Thanks for hosting me. I'm not hosting you. You are not some Swedish au pair
01:53I'm bringing in to take care of the baby. Why are you on my base? He's here to visit me
02:00He's my special man friend. So it's casual or we headed in a certain direction just for clarity
02:06And how long has this been going on three years three years. I raised you better than that
02:11You didn't raise me at all. You're right
02:13I didn't but some stepfather should have stepped in thus the title and told you not to date
02:20Manipulative liars, but no mother never got remarried. Oh, you're blaming mom. I am it's your mother's fault
02:25What is wrong with you know what? I think we've uncovered enough family trauma for today colonel
02:31Honestly man to man. I really care about your daughter and I will say I appreciate this display of protectiveness
02:37Gorilla thing that's right. I am a gorilla pal. Don't forget it
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