Couple’s Therapy Is a Dealbreaker on Going Dutch

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Watch the official “Couple’s Therapy Is a Dealbreaker” from FOX’s new comedy series Going Dutch Season 1, created by Joel Church-Cooper.  Going Dutch Cast:  Denis Leary, Gemma Knight Jones, Catherine Tate, Dany Pudi, Joe Morton, Taylor Misiak, Dempsey Bryk, Laci Mosley, Hal Cumpston and Donald Sage Mackay  Stream Going Dutch Season 1 on Hulu!

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00:00Did you and your ex-wives ever do any couples therapy?

00:03No.

00:04Therapy. I'm not doing therapy.

00:06I even skipped the therapy scenes in The Sopranos.

00:08That show for me was a show about a really happy mobster guy

00:11living this really cool mobster life,

00:13and then, like, he has a couple issues with his mom.

00:15How did you marry us in?

00:16In the normal way. I mean, I'd get shipped overseas,

00:18we'd stop communicating, and then, I don't know,

00:21a couple months later, I'd get some divorce papers in the mail.

00:23So you abandoned it?

00:24No. I had a battle plan.

00:26I burned the boats behind me and kept marching forward.

00:29I am guessing that it didn't feel so good to be the boat on fire.

00:32I'm going to use my psychology degree

00:35to do couples therapy for you.

00:37Actually, couples, couples, couples therapy.

00:40Oh, that's a great idea.

00:41Yeah, because then I can fake my way through that.

00:43They'd have to admit that I changed, and I went.

00:46No, no. Of course I do.

00:47You have to do this for real.

00:49Because I know you want to be a Quinn.

00:51I am a Quinn. What are you talking about?

00:52I'm the original Quinn.

00:54What? Okay.

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