00:00All right, guys, listen up, okay?
00:01Megan and I just want to say one thing.
00:03We're totally disappointed in all of you.
00:05Here's Shaw with the game plan.
00:08Okay, they have to cover every player one-on-one
00:10so we can create space near the corf basket
00:12by placing a decoy at the far edge of the court.
00:14Oh, so we get the worst girl to stand in the corner
00:17and stretch the D.
00:18She, he, or they must keep moving.
00:20So we take the worst girl
00:21and we just make her run in circles.
00:23Including I'm the worst girl, so I'll...
00:24Nice try. You're actually too good to be the worst girl.
00:26And I found out about your bets,
00:27so I'm not gonna let you throw the game.
00:29Which is why I found her.
00:32Who is she?
00:34I've been here the whole time.
00:35This is Private, uh, Someone.
00:38I do have a name.
00:39No time, Private Someone.
00:41Go practice your circles.
00:43Yeah. Conway, you're gonna ride the pine.
00:46Heh, heh.
00:47Whoo!
00:48Don't forget, guys, the baker is all mine.
00:51Time to hit the pole, Betty Cucker.
00:53I'm so happy that you're finally connecting with your dad.
00:57It's really nice to see you guys getting along.
00:58But also, it's awful, and I want it to stop.
01:01Look, a lot of us just miss the old Captain Maggie.
01:03Oh, I don't know what to say.
01:05Um, oh, yeah, I do, actually.
01:08Ride the pine with Conway.
01:10Papadakis, you're in.
01:14Money.
01:15Up, up, up, up.
01:16Oh!
01:18Three, two, one.
01:20Kill the match!
01:27Dad, pull. Behind you.
01:29Ooh.
01:33Nice.
01:37Ooh.
01:41Whoo-hoo!
01:42Come on!
01:47Ooh.
01:50Ooh.
01:52Ooh.
01:53Whoo!
01:53Oh!
01:54Ha, ha!
01:55Come on, Betty!
01:56Come on!
01:57Let's go!
01:58Come on!
01:59Whoo!
02:08Great half, guys.
02:09Whoo!
02:10Oh, these points taste so good.
02:12I wish I could dip them in ranch.
02:14Ooh.
02:18Colonel Patrick Quinn.
02:19Hey.
02:21What'd I tell you about American corporal?
02:23I hate it.
02:24The violence, the woman running in circles,
02:27unequal to the men on her team.
02:29This is not corporal.
02:30OK, you're just upset because your string-beam boyfriend
02:32can't keep up.
02:33That is what this is?
02:35Because I have sex with Brom?
02:37No, I don't care that you have sex with two guys.
02:41Well, don't worry.
02:42From now on, I'll just be having sex with one.
02:46Which one?
02:47It's Brom!
02:50OK.
02:52Blow that thing one more time, and I'm gonna
02:56shove it down your throat.
02:58You got me?
02:59Ooh!
03:00Ooh!
03:02Oh, wait.
03:03I'm, I'm, I'm, please don't cry, little corp boy.
03:05Um, who have I become?
03:08A villain in a Mighty Ducks movie.
03:10And you dress like one, too.
03:11Ooh!
03:12Ooh!
03:13Ooh!
03:14Ooh!
03:14Um.
03:15Ooh!
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