00:00B.A., what are you doing here?
00:07Medic!
00:12Private B.A.
00:14B.A.?
00:16Colonel, I think we should abort.
00:18Aha, see? Nothing to worry about.
00:21That's not an Abrams.
00:25Good eye. It's a German Leopard.
00:27It's a German tank.
00:28Yeah, I mean, now I'm remembering Davidson said it was NATO maneuvers,
00:31but I just assumed it was going to be an American Abrams, but no biggie.
00:35Yeah, no biggie, no biggie.
00:36No one in our entire army knows how to work this thing.
00:39It's basically a 60-ton paperweight.
00:41I need to find second reverses. Hang on a second.
00:44Okay.
00:45Ah, there we go.
00:46Are you serious right now?
00:47You're putting your cheaters on?
00:48What's wrong?
00:49Everything is wrong.
00:51You're stealing a tank you can't use in a truck that you can't drive on a mission you didn't need to take.
00:55Why are we even here?
00:56We're here to prove to Davidson and everybody else that I am still in my prime.
01:00You're in your prime.
01:01My late prime. I'm Jordan on the Wizards. That's who I am.
01:04Jordan on the Wizards was terrible.
01:06He bullied all the younger players and was shooting 18-foot fadeaways.
01:15What just happened?
01:16Somebody stole the tank that we were going to steal.
01:20I know BA and the tank are out there somewhere. This is ridiculous.
01:23We lost a soldier and a 60-ton tank doesn't just disappear.
01:28The tank is here now, behind you.
01:32Oh.
01:33How'd your mission go?
01:34Mine went, uh, pretty well.
01:38After I left the party where my father called me untalented,
01:42I discovered these maneuvers utilized mostly NATO tanks.
01:45And then I played Instagram detective on NATO tank operators,
01:49DM'd one that had a Dutch girlfriend, and offered to transfer to Strupsdorf.
01:54And then I rode all the way here, hatched down, wind in my hair, flies in my mouth.
02:00Hmm. Why?
02:01To prove to you that I am talented enough to be in your army.
02:05Talented enough to steal this from right under your nose.
02:09Yeah, but why? Why did you bring it here?
02:12I was going to tow it to a barn outside of town.
02:14Don't you think it's a tad conspicuous that we have a tank the day after tank maneuvers?
02:18Yes, but I was so focused on completing the mission that I didn't consider the consequences.
02:26Which is just like every other U.S. Army mission since 2001.
02:29Sir, General Davidson is here.
02:31Why do you think he's here?
02:33Because of the...
02:34Can't hear you.
02:35Because of the tank that's here.
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