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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03Now all of what you believe
00:06When there's a sea, no hope
00:09You can still believe, still believe
00:13In your dreams
00:16In your dreams
00:19In your dreams
00:22In your dreams
00:30They say the first parachute jump is always the best parachute jump
00:34I guess that's why I was so excited the day we first arrived here
00:37Not that we were actually parachuting anywhere
00:40But we were chalking up some seriously major firsts
00:43I mean like it's our first time in a foreign country
00:47Our first time in a real-life castle
00:49And our first time living away from home
00:51Oh yeah, and it was also the first time we'd ever been away from our parents for so long
00:55I miss them already
00:57Hey, they'll only be in Switzerland
00:59We should have never agreed to this
01:00Four months is way too long
01:02Don't prejudge things
01:03You're always jumping to conclusions before you give things a proper chance
01:06Think positive
01:07I hate positive
01:08Positive is for losers
01:10Now then, shall we move inside?
01:13We'll take it to your rooms and then show you around
01:15Thanks, that'd be nice
01:16Oh, uh, mum asked me to give you this
01:18Excuse me, Baron
01:19A message from Sophie
01:20There's a man at the cafe who wishes to meet you
01:22Honestly, Marcus
01:23I can't be expected to attend everyone who comes through the gate
01:25Tell Sophie to say I'm busy
01:27She gave me his card
01:28Some ties, some tourist
01:32The bank manager?
01:33The new one?
01:34He arrived in town yesterday
01:35Why didn't you tell me it was him?
01:37I just did
01:37He must be here to discuss the loan we've asked for
01:39If we don't get it, we're in serious trouble
01:41Daddy, he's a simple bank manager
01:43Of course he'll give us the loan
01:44We're von Hasenburgs
01:46You're right
01:47Still, it's important to make a good impression
01:50Darling, I'll leave our guests with you
01:52Um, Baron von Hasenburg?
01:53Yes, yes, I'll get him later then
01:55Don't mind, Daddy
01:56Little things like money always stress him
01:58I hope we haven't come at a bad time for you
02:00Oh, we always have money problems
02:01Owning a castle is very expensive, you know
02:03No, I didn't know
02:05We haven't owned very many
02:07Joke?
02:09Not a very good one, I know
02:11But they'll be better though
02:12Once the jet lag wears off
02:14Right
02:15Let's go to your rooms
02:17Great
02:17Sure
02:18I'll leave those
02:21Marcus will take care of them
02:22Won't you, Marcus?
02:24Can do
02:24I'll just take my laptop
02:25It's my lifeline
02:27Can't bear to be away from it
02:29Shall we?
02:41Good morning, good morning
02:43Philip von Hasenburg at your service, sir
02:45Welcome to your humble little home
02:47I'm delighted to meet you
02:48Thank you
02:49And I'm pleased to meet you too, Baron
02:51Sophie, two coffees to table three straight away, will you?
02:55Oh, Baron, could I just
02:56Straight away
02:56Yes, sir
02:57I'm sure you want to get straight down to discussing our finances, right?
03:04Why, yes
03:05Nothing would give me greater pleasure
03:07Oh, the pleasure is all mine
03:08This is some place you've got
03:12It's home
03:13A real castle
03:16I can't believe we're actually going to live here
03:19How cool is this going to be?
03:21When was it built?
03:23Oh, it dates back to the 12th century
03:25But most of what you see now is constructed about 200 years ago
03:28So, roughly as old as Sam's sense of fashion
03:31But not nearly as old as some of Ben's jokes
03:33Maybe I should help Marcus with the luggage
03:38Nonsense
03:39You're right, aren't you, Marcus?
03:41Fine, thanks
03:42How many rooms are there?
03:51No idea
03:52I've never counted them
03:53So you don't use them all then?
03:54Heavens no
03:55What would we do with them?
03:56Don't you provide holiday accommodation to foreign students?
03:58We had one a couple of years ago
04:00He played his music so loud that daddy told him to leave
04:03He's banned students ever since
04:04But how come he's letting us stay?
04:07Your family
04:08Daddy always makes exceptions for family
04:10We're a very distant family
04:12About ten times removed
04:13That doesn't matter
04:14There's so few von Hasen books left
04:16That daddy's thrilled to have anyone who's related
04:19Even Australians
04:20This is your room, Ben
04:24Thanks
04:25It's, um, yeah
04:32And you're in here, Sam
04:35Thanks
04:41It'll be fine, I'm sure
04:45The bathroom's around the corner
04:46You don't mind sharing?
04:47No, not at all
04:48Finally Marcus
04:54I was beginning to think you got lost
04:55Sorry
04:56Nearly there
04:57I'll give you some time to unpack
05:00And then we'll meet up later to see the castle, okay?
05:03Great
05:03Thanks so much
05:07No problem
05:08So, um, are you part of the family here too, Marcus?
05:14Me?
05:14No
05:14I'm just here for work experience
05:16Really?
05:17What kind of work experience?
05:18Personal assistant to the Baron
05:20And Lily, of course
05:21Marcus, can you hurry it up?
05:24Coming
05:24Better go
05:26See you later
05:27Sure
05:28Thanks again, Marcus
05:29These rooms are like prison cells
05:38What's your problem?
05:40They spend a zillion bucks to build a castle
05:41But the rooms are like some cheap outback hotel
05:44300 years ago, this was the outback
05:46Yeah, well, if this is the best they could do
05:47It's no wonder there's no aristocracy anymore
05:49They all died of boredom staring at their walls
05:52So I can assure you that
05:54With just a small amount of help from the bank
05:57Our financial future is definitely rosy
05:59In the pink, as they say
06:00You paint a very convincing picture, Baron
06:04Oh, it's wonderful to meet a man of your understanding
06:06Now, I expect you'd like me to show you around the castle
06:09That would be very nice
06:10Are you sure you have the time?
06:12I'm entirely at your disposal
06:13Excellent
06:14Oh, Baron von Heisenburg
06:16Could I please have a word?
06:19Excuse me a moment
06:20Yes, what is it?
06:23I was hoping you could take us on a tour of your castle now
06:26I'm sorry?
06:26Just a brief one, if that's all right
06:28So Sir would like a tour, would he?
06:30Very much
06:31Anything else?
06:33A butler to accompany us with a tray of drinks?
06:35A nurse made for the children?
06:37Perhaps some slaves to carry your wife in a chair?
06:39Oh, I don't think...
06:41Exactly
06:41People these days never think
06:43Look, there'll be an official tour
06:44Starting in three hours
06:46Tickets are available for ten euros each
06:48Now, if you'll excuse me
06:50I have things to do
06:50Sophie
06:51What are you doing with those?
06:53You told me to take them to the Australians?
06:56Oh, yes
06:57But be back here as quick as you can
06:58Is there something in your eye, Baron?
07:05No
07:06I want you to keep a close eye on that family there
07:08They're a bunch of freeloaders
07:10But, Baron...
07:11I know their type
07:11They'll go all around the castle
07:13Then sneak out without paying
07:14But, sir...
07:14Trust me, Sophie
07:15The one thing I know about is people
07:17I can smell cheats a mile away
07:19Yes, sir
07:20And make sure they buy their tickets
07:21We need every euro we can get
07:23Yes, sir
07:24Who shall I pay for the coffee?
07:26Well, pay?
07:27Don't be silly
07:28What's a few euro, eh?
07:30Thank you very much
07:31This is seriously bad news
07:36There's no way I can spend four months in there
07:38Stop stressing
07:39It'll be fine once you get all your things in place
07:41It's all so dull
07:43Then ask if you can put some pictures on the walls
07:45And so cramped
07:46I can die of claustrophobia
07:48You've got a whole castle to rump around
07:50What more do you want?
08:04Ben?
08:07Ben?
08:11I don't know if you've ever seen
08:12Someone do a complete u-turn in five seconds flat
08:15But if you haven't, then stand by
08:17And I should warn you
08:19This won't be a pretty sight
08:20Hi, Ben and Sam, right?
08:23I'm Sophie
08:24I work at the cafe here
08:25Nice to meet you
08:26Hi, Ben
08:28Hi, I'm Ben
08:29I think I figured that
08:31Ha!
08:32I guess it is pretty obvious
08:34Great to meet you, Sophie
08:36Terrific
08:37Really good
08:38It's nice to see you're such a positive person
08:40You bet
08:41Positive is my middle name
08:43You want positive?
08:44It doesn't get more positive than me
08:46Great
08:46Ben
08:47Why don't you let go of Sophie's hand
08:50So she can give us the towel
08:51She's gone to so much trouble to bring here
08:53Oh
08:54Yeah, sure
08:55Sorry
08:56I'm afraid some of these old rooms might be a bit boring
09:00No, no, no
09:01It'll be fine once I start putting my things in place
09:03But it's so dull
09:05Nothing a few pictures on the wall will come fix
09:08And so cramped
09:09I hope you don't die of claustrophobia
09:11No way
09:12Not when we have a whole castle to romp around
09:14You really are positive, aren't you?
09:17It'll be fun having you both here
09:18You can count on it
09:21Well, guess I better start knocking the old room into shape then
09:27Sounds like a positively positive thing to do, Ben
09:30Do you think all brothers are like that or is it just Ben?
09:36Don't answer that
09:37It's just Ben
09:38Sorry we kept you
09:43We went the wrong way
09:44Got completely lost
09:45And that was just finding my way back from the bathroom
09:47I thought we'd start with the gardens first
09:51Perfect
09:52It's exactly how I would do it
09:53Not that I've ever taken anyone through a castle before
09:55Not that I've ever been in a castle before
09:57But if I had, and I did, then I would
10:01Ben?
10:02Yeah
10:02Shut up
10:03Right
10:03Please, follow me
10:07Galaxies away tonight
10:11We'll go beyond our space and time
10:15Touch the stars, the moon is ours
10:18And gravity won't pull us down
10:22Feel a little weightlessness
10:25As we approach the Upper West
10:29On a mission to be free
10:32Like years from where we're supposed to be
10:36Do you want a rocket?
10:38Do you want a rocket?
10:40Do you want a rocket tonight?
10:43Do you want a rocket?
10:45Do you want a rocket tonight?
10:49And touch the stars
10:52As we shoot the stars
10:56Like a shooting star
10:59Booth the engine
11:01Gain momentum
11:03Till we reach the stars
11:06As we shoot the stars
11:10All of these portraits are members of the family
11:21They go back nearly four centuries
11:23Wow, that's some tradition
11:26Lots of soldiers
11:27Your family big on fighting?
11:29In the old days there was always some sort of war going on
11:32People had to be strong
11:33I can see that
11:34This one looks as tough as the old boot lever
11:36That's my mother
11:38Actually, what I meant was
11:41This picture frame
11:42This frame is so tough
11:45I mean, can you believe it, Sam?
11:47No, Ben
11:47I can't believe it
11:49Amazing
11:50And what an attractive woman
11:51I can really see where you get your looks from, Lily
11:54Ben?
11:55Yeah
11:55Can you do something useful?
11:57Like find the nearest cliff to jump off?
12:00And that about wraps it up
12:03I hope you've enjoyed our little tour
12:05It's been most instructive
12:07Thank you very much indeed
12:09Baron von Hasenburg
12:11Good grief
12:12This fellow just won't go away
12:14But please
12:15I really must have a quick word
12:16It won't take long
12:17I'm so sorry about this
12:18Go ahead, Baron von Hasenburg
12:20I've taken enough of your time
12:21I'll find my own way out
12:22Are you sure?
12:23Absolutely
12:23Thank you again
12:24My pleasure
12:25I look forward to a long and productive relationship
12:27What is it, man?
12:32Where's your family?
12:33I hope those children aren't running around unsupervised
12:35Any breakages must be paid for, you know?
12:37It's all right
12:38My wife's putting them back in the car
12:39We're about to leave
12:40Excellent
12:41Look, I know how busy you are
12:43Baron von Hasenburg
12:45Baron, there's an urgent call for you
12:47Yes, yes
12:48I'll be there in a minute
12:48It's the police, sir
12:50Police?
12:51They said it's very important
12:52Whatever it is you wanted
12:53We'll have to wait, I'm afraid
12:54Now, if you'll excuse me
12:56What could the police possibly want with us?
13:01They say there's a con man in the area
13:03A con man?
13:04Apparently, he's very clever
13:05He's tricked all sorts of people
13:07Into giving him their valuables
13:08Ha!
13:09Any fraudster who tries to trick the von Hasenburgs
13:11Will get more than he bargains for
13:12A lot more
13:13So, your mother
13:15How does she enjoy living in a castle?
13:17She thinks it's a gloomy old tomb
13:18She has a flat in town
13:20Oh
13:20Besides, she and daddy always argue
13:22When they live in the same place
13:23Since mummy's moved, they get along so much better
13:26They're really happy now
13:27Really?
13:28And I get the fun of living in two homes
13:30Summer up here and winter in town
13:32What could be better?
13:33Sounds cool
13:34Um, should I show you how to connect to the internet?
13:37That'd be great
13:38Thanks, Marcus
13:39Something wrong?
13:43Ben?
13:43Did you make my laptop?
13:46Why would I do that?
13:47It's gone
13:48I left it right there on the desk
13:50Someone must have stolen it
13:52Marcus, get daddy, hurry
13:54You were right to be concerned, Sophie
13:57The police think that Foster might be headed this way
14:00Oh, really?
14:01Now, it's nothing to be worried about
14:02But if you see anyone suspicious looking
14:04Come and get me straight away
14:05Yes, sir
14:05Excuse me, Baron
14:06Lily needs you to come quickly
14:08Honestly, as if I don't have enough to deal with
14:10How will I know if someone looks suspicious?
14:13What?
14:14What exactly does a suspicious person look like?
14:17Well
14:17Well, they
14:19The thing to notice is
14:22That when you look at them
14:24They never look you in the eye
14:26If you see someone like that
14:27Be on your closest guard
14:29Right
14:29This is outrageous
14:40When did you discover this?
14:42Two minutes before you got here
14:43All my music, data and software's on it
14:46Everything my friends and I've been working on for months
14:48We'd better notify the police immediately
14:49Whoever took it might still be
14:51Still be what?
14:55You scumbag
14:56I was only asking
14:57It's him
14:58I knew it
15:03As soon as I saw him
15:05I knew he was trouble
15:05He's been pestering me all morning
15:07To show him the castle
15:08Clearly he just wanted to see
15:09What he could lay his grubby hands on
15:11And when Lily was showing us around
15:12I saw him in the courtyard
15:13But I didn't think much of it at the time
15:15But he was acting really strangely
15:17Like he was looking for someone
15:19Or something
15:20And then I saw him run inside the doorway
15:22The one leading to our rooms
15:23Obviously to commit theft
15:25What can we do?
15:26There's not a moment to lose
15:27Marcus, I want you to take a message to that fellow
15:30The rest of you come with me
15:31We'll soon see who has the last laugh
15:33Excuse me?
15:38Yes, what is it?
15:39Baron von Hasenburg apologizes for the inconveniences cost you today
15:42He asks if he could meet with you now
15:45Thank you, but I think I've had quite enough of Baron von Hasenburg's hospitality for one day
15:49He said he'd very much like to meet with you
15:51As soon as he finishes counting the money
15:54The money?
15:55He's very old-fashioned, you know
15:56He likes to keep most of his cash here in the castle
15:59He doesn't trust banks
16:00Really?
16:01It won't take long
16:02And we can provide transport back to town for you
16:04Go ahead, darling
16:05I text the children
16:06See you at home
16:07I'll be as quick as I can
16:08Now, baby
16:10You know what to do?
16:11Yes
16:11Suddenly, I've got a wheezy feeling in my stomach
16:14It seemed like a good idea before when we were all fired up
16:16But catching criminals isn't really my thing
16:19I mean, what if the guy's a complete nutcase or something?
16:22Are you really sure about this man, Danny?
16:25Darling, I know a crook when I see one
16:26And he's as crooked as a bent nail
16:28It's just through here, sir
16:30Quick, everybody in position
16:32And act naturally
16:33Baron von Hasenburg
16:36My dear fellow, how kind of you to come
16:38I must say, I find this all very irregular
16:41Oh, oh, don't worry
16:42Everything will be clear in a moment
16:44Come in
16:44I believe you prefer to keep your money here
16:47Rather than in the bank
16:48Yes, it's there in the corner
16:50Isn't it?
16:51Where?
16:52Look closely
16:53And you'll see how secure it
16:55No!
16:58What's going on?
16:59Sir, you thought you could trick us, did you?
17:01Just walk in and take whatever possesses you like
17:03From right on your own noses
17:04What are you talking about?
17:05Using those breaths of yours
17:07To present yourself as a family man
17:08Was very clever
17:09I admit it
17:10I was almost fooled for a minute
17:11But the game's up, my friend
17:12We know who you are
17:14You are crazy
17:15Let me out of here
17:16I'd get used to it if I were you
17:17You'll be spending a lot more time behind bars from now on
17:20Baron von Hasenburg?
17:23The police emailed a picture of the con man
17:25He was at the castle
17:26And he's still here
17:27Safely locked away
17:29Con man?
17:30What con man?
17:31Oh
17:31Let me refresh your memory
17:34Familiar?
17:36No?
17:37The face you see in the mirror
17:38Every day of your miserable little life
17:41I've only ever seen it this morning
17:42Oh, really?
17:45Yes
17:45When you were showing them around the castle
17:46Exactly
17:47I what?
17:51Sophie, why have you given me the picture of the bank manager?
17:54He's the bank manager
17:55Him?
17:58I tried to tell you earlier
18:00But you're too busy being nice to that con
18:02That man
18:04My laptop case
18:06Oh, sorry
18:07Where did you find it?
18:09He gave it to me
18:10He did?
18:11I found it in the garden on my way to the car
18:13It looked valuable
18:15So I took it back to the cafe
18:16And handed it to the young lady there
18:18My laptop's missing
18:19What happened to it?
18:20Well, I'm sorry
18:21That was all I found
18:22You're the bank manager?
18:25That's why I was trying to speak to you all the time
18:27But the wife, the children
18:28Well, as it was our first meeting
18:30I thought we'd combine a little business with pleasure
18:33Get to know each other
18:34You didn't really think
18:41That I honestly thought you were
18:44Oh, dear
18:49He's going to faint
18:51What?
18:52There's nothing to worry about
18:54He always does it when things don't work out
18:56Here, Baron
19:01Thank you, Mark
19:02Well, overall, I'm afraid to say
19:05Your finances aren't exactly strong, Mr. Van Hasenburg
19:08But if your bank can give us the loan we're asking for
19:11I'm certain we have an excellent future ahead
19:13Well, a new loan will be very difficult
19:15You still owe 3,000 on your previous one
19:173,000?
19:18Which is due to be repaid at the end of this week
19:20This week?
19:24Okay, having helped dig everyone into this hole
19:27Maybe I can at least start helping them climb back out of it
19:30Oh, uh, Baron?
19:33What is it, Ben?
19:34A letter from Mum
19:35Oh, please
19:36Now isn't the time to
19:37We really think you should open it, Baron
19:38I'm sure your mum's sentiments are very nice, but
19:454,000 euros?
19:49Mum and Dad wanted to help towards the cost of our stay here
19:52If you don't think it's enough, then we
19:53No!
19:54No, thank you
19:55It's absolutely enough
19:57Don't you think so, Mr. Schwarzer?
20:00Well, it sounds like it's more than enough
20:02So, you'll give us the loan?
20:05I can't see why not
20:06But I will need a business plan
20:08Business plan?
20:11We could use my business plan, sir
20:12Yours?
20:14The one I sent to you as part of my application for the position here
20:16Oh
20:18Do you mean this?
20:23Couldn't understand a word of it
20:24Is this really the sort of thing he wants?
20:27Shall I give it to him?
20:29We don't have anything else
20:30Do what you must
20:32I'm sure you'll find everything you need in here, sir
20:35Cash flow projections
20:37A summary of the castle's financial strengths and weaknesses
20:39And proposals for increasing and diversifying revenue streams for the future
20:43Excellent
20:48This is exactly what we need
20:50Baron von Hasenburg
20:53I look forward very much to doing business with you
20:55Oh, thank you
20:56And about the mix-up with you and your delightful children
21:00Oh, please, think no more about it
21:02And I do hope you get your computer back
21:06Thanks
21:06I'm really sorry about, you know, accusing you of
21:10Well, not at all
21:11It was a very understandable mistake
21:14Right now, I don't know whether to be angry or sad
21:17Angry that I made such a fool of myself by accusing an innocent man of stealing
21:21I'm sad that my laptop's gone and I'm in seriously deep doo-doo
21:25Whatever way you look at it
21:27This has not been Samantha Hazleton's finest day
21:29The taxi's gone
21:31Mr. Schrotzer's safely on his way
21:33Thank goodness
21:34At least we managed to get that right
21:36And have you been to your room yet, Sam?
21:39No
21:40Should I?
21:42I think you most definitely should
21:44Well, what do you think?
21:49I don't believe it
21:50Who?
21:51How?
21:52The police brought it back
21:53They called the carman on his way into town after I called them
21:55You called them
21:57But how did you know it was him?
21:58You told me
21:59I did
22:00You said to be suspicious of anybody who didn't look me in the eye
22:04Aha!
22:05And he didn't, right?
22:07No, he did
22:08When he ordered a coffee this morning, he kept looking straight into my eyes
22:11It was really weird
22:13So when I saw him leaving, I thought about what you said and called the police
22:17So it was actually the reverse of what I said
22:20But daddy, it was so terribly clever of you to think of that whole idea in the first place
22:24Oh yes, I suppose it was, wasn't it?
22:30Sophie, you're brilliant
22:31Thank you so much
22:32Well, I don't know about anyone else
22:35But all this defending of truth and justice has made me hungry
22:38Any chance of a pie and sauce around here?
22:40No, but I'm sure we can run to
22:42Sauerbraten and Knödel
22:43I don't know what that is
22:45But if it's food, I'm up for it
22:46Right, follow me everyone
22:48So Ben, still think we shouldn't have come here?
22:53Me?
22:54I never thought that for a second
22:55Honestly, Sam, where do you get these weird ideas from?
22:59Hey, Sophie, that was really cool work
23:01Right now
23:01Well, there you go
23:04Crime solved
23:05Bank loan fixed
23:06Ben happy to stay here
23:08And me?
23:09Well, after my little effort
23:11I promise never again to criticise Ben for jumping to conclusions
23:14What am I saying?
23:17Of course I'll criticise him
23:18He's my brother, isn't he?
23:19We'll be right back
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