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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03Now all of what you believe
00:05When the sea comes
00:08You can still believe
00:12Still believe in your dreams
00:16In all the dreams
00:19In all the dreams
00:23In all the dreams
00:30Living in a castle is fun
00:38Although on nights like this
00:40McCann feels seriously creepy
00:42Not that I can complain
00:43I mean 200 years ago
00:45The people here had no electricity or anything
00:47Great, trust me to open my big mouth
00:53It's funny how people get freaked out about things
00:59Take my best friends Jack and Lucy
01:01You couldn't find two more sensible people
01:03Until our movie nights that is
01:06Don't go down there, don't go down there
01:27You two are pathetic
01:28How can you seriously be scared by this?
01:30Shut up Sam, you don't know what's gonna happen
01:31Of course I do
01:32It's the same formula every time
01:34The killer knocks off people one by one
01:36Till all that's left is the main girl
01:38Who just manages to get away
01:40Oh shush Sam
01:41Don't go in there, it's a trap
01:46Stay away
01:47Run, run, run
01:49Come on
01:50See, I told you
01:51You are such a spoilsport Sam
01:54Ah, it's not fair
01:56How you getting in?
01:57Lucy was right, I am a spoilsport
02:00But I just can't take all that stuff about ghosts and vampires seriously
02:04If Jack and Lucy were here, I know exactly what they'd be thinking about this place
02:08Haunted?
02:09Of course it's haunted
02:11Well, not haunted haunted
02:13But you know, haunted
02:14It's a castle after all
02:16And every good castle has its resident ghosts
02:18Well, if there is one around here
02:20I hope he's a nice one
02:21Actually, it's a she
02:22You're kidding
02:23Not at all
02:24Recognise her?
02:25Vaguely
02:26Should I?
02:27That's Princess Theresa
02:28The character you played in my film
02:30Oh yeah, right
02:32She was desperately in love with a poor boy from the village
02:36But she was promised as a bride to the Duke of Saxony
02:38I'll get away
02:40A horrible man who she couldn't bear
02:42There's no escaping, Princess! You will marry me!
02:46Never!
02:52It's pointless to defy me, Theresa
02:53Do your duty and return to our wedding
02:55If I can't marry the one I love, then I'll never marry at all
02:57I command you
02:58Never!
02:59No!
03:02And legend has it she's now a ghost
03:04Yes, she's supposed to reappear every year on the anniversary of her death
03:07Well, so we might get to meet her then
03:11Has anyone actually seen her?
03:13Not that I know of
03:14Although some people claim to have heard her sobs coming from up in the attic
03:18That's a great story
03:20Ever thought of trying to commercialise it?
03:22Commercialise it?
03:23Like how?
03:24Like running a ghost tour or something
03:26A ghost tour?
03:27Why not?
03:28We could hold candlelit tours at midnight
03:30Just through the summer
03:31It'd be a great money spinner
03:32Marcus, to hold a ghost tour, you'd need a ghost
03:35If there's no ghost, people want their money back
03:37No!
03:38All you have to do is make people think there's a ghost
03:41Marcus, come on
03:42Everybody knows ghosts aren't real
03:43It's all about the power of persuasion
03:45You can make people believe anything if you just set it up properly
03:48Marcus, forget it
03:50It won't work
03:51Besides, Daddy would never allow it
03:53Where is Daddy, by the way?
03:55I haven't seen him all morning
03:59Grease
04:00Where?
04:01If you care to open your eyes, Baron
04:04My eyes are open, Herr Schiller
04:06And I tell you, that's a stain on your glove
04:08It's not grease
04:09Of course, it's grease
04:10I know grease when I see it
04:12I've been a health inspector for 25 years
04:14I'm making my life miserable for every one of them
04:17Actually, there's a bigger issue at hand than grease
04:20Apparently, you have rats in this castle
04:22Rats?
04:23What nonsense
04:24Lady has complained she saw Ronan in your cafe
04:27Yeah
04:28Disgruntled tourists will say anything
04:30I'm a fair man, Baron
04:33And as such
04:35I give you until tomorrow to fix this matter
04:37Tomorrow?
04:38Yes
04:40And if I come back and see any evidence of them
04:42I'll have no choice but to close this castle down
04:50And we can even put on fake cobwebs
04:52Create some real atmosphere
04:53People are just too savvy these days Marcus
04:55They've seen all the tricks in the movies
04:56Yes, but they keep going back for more
04:58Don't they?
04:59They are always willing to suspend disbelief
05:02Not that much disbelief
05:03Exactly
05:04Sorry Marcus, but you'll never persuade me
05:06You can create a truly scary experience here
05:09I have to go to town
05:11See you both later
05:12Bye Lily
05:13Poor Marcus
05:16Poor Marcus
05:17Normally I'm the first to support his bright ideas
05:19But this one's way too over the top
05:21Even for me
05:22What are you doing daddy?
05:25Ah!
05:26Lily!
05:27Hasn't anyone warned you about sneaking up on people?
05:29Since when is entering the kitchen constitutes sneaking?
05:32Never mind
05:33So what do you want then?
05:34I'm going shopping with mummy
05:35Do you need anything in town?
05:36No thank you
05:37But do tell her I look forward to seeing her for dinner tonight
05:40Will do
05:43What exactly are you doing?
05:45If you must know
05:46I'm defending this castle's reputation against the onslaught of jumped up petty bureaucrats
05:51Who try to ruin the livelihoods of the honest hard-working people who keep this country going
05:55Of course I knew that
05:58Bye daddy
06:02Rats
06:03There's never been a rat in this castle ever
06:12I think it goes to was a cool idea
06:13Are you kidding?
06:14It's the worst idea ever
06:15Why?
06:16Well for a start we'd be up against every theme park in Europe
06:18There's no way we could compete
06:20Ben you know about wild animals don't you?
06:22I do
06:23You must there are wild animals everywhere in Australia
06:25Only in football clubs
06:26Why?
06:27I need an animal handler
06:28Quickly
06:29Ben once wrestled a crocodile
06:30Really?
06:35Got him!
06:39He's weakening!
06:43Ben leave that crocodile alone
06:46It's far too delicate to thrash about with like that
06:49I wasn't hurting it
06:50Give it back to your cousins
06:51It's their toy not yours
06:53Sorry guys
06:58You sound just the man for the job
06:59Look it wasn't a real crocodile
07:01Maybe but it's more than anyone else around here can boast
07:03Come on
07:06It was right there in the kitchen
07:07A rat?
07:08It looked straight into my eye
07:09Dare me to chase it
07:10And did you?
07:11The rat was too quick
07:12That's why I need an expert
07:13To be honest I haven't had that much experience of rats
07:16Don't worry you soon will
07:19Take these
07:20What should I do with them?
07:21Set them up throughout the castle
07:22But not a word to anyone else
07:23No one must know there's a potential rat in the castle
07:25A potential rat?
07:26I thought you said you saw it
07:27Only you and I must ever know that
07:28It's our secret right?
07:30Sure yeah whatever you say
07:32Teamwork Ben
07:33Huh?
07:34Our combined strength will unite to overvend this vermin
07:37No let's go to work
07:44Hey jungle gym
07:46Where have you been?
07:47And what was all that wild animal stuff about?
07:49Nothing
07:50He just wanted me to set up some stuff
07:53Set up what stuff?
07:55You know stuff
07:58Boring really
07:59I'm gonna take a bath
08:01And then hit the sack
08:02Night
08:03Night
08:04Ben is such a hopeless liar
08:06It's so obvious he's up to something
08:08Oh well
08:09Small things muse small minds
08:15See what I mean?
08:16He is so lame
08:21Ben
08:22Stopping pathetic
08:25Typical
08:30This is his gormless attempt to try and pay me back for dropping the crocodile story
08:47You are so predictable Ben
08:49Honestly that dopey noise wouldn't fill a three year old
08:56Sam?
08:57Oh Marcus
08:58Sorry
08:59Sorry
09:00Are you okay?
09:01Yeah you just
09:02Surprised me
09:03That's all
09:04I heard you calling out
09:05Oh
09:06It's just Ben
09:07He's trying to freak me by making these stupid noises from the bathroom
09:10What noise?
09:14That noise
09:15Ha ha Ben
09:17If you're having toilet troubles we can call a nurse you know
09:19But
09:20The noise didn't come from the bathroom
09:22It came from upstairs
09:28But if it wasn't Ben
09:30Who was it?
09:31I'll go and get a torch
09:33Wait here
09:34I'll be back in a second
09:35I'll be back in a second
09:51Ah ha
09:53You think you're so clever don't you?
09:55Well Mr. Red
09:56You've met your Mitch this time
09:59Hey!
10:00You can't get away get easily!
10:06Okay
10:07I know the drill
10:08Don't investigate scary noises at night on your own
10:11It's the classic horror movie set up right?
10:13I can hear Lucy now
10:15Oh no
10:16Don't go in there
10:18It's a trap
10:19Stay away
10:20Stay away
10:21But I know this is Ben
10:23It just reeks of his B grade imagination
10:31Then again
10:32It doesn't actually sound like Ben
10:34Maybe someone needs help?
10:51Ben?
10:54What's going on?
11:04Come on Sam
11:05Stop being such a wuss
11:12Hello?
11:15Is anyone there?
11:20Ben?
11:33Look
11:34You've made your point okay?
11:35You can stop kidding around
11:44Very funny
11:45Really hilarious Ben
11:46Okay
11:50I'm up for it
11:51Let's see what your tiny minds got in there
12:06Let me out!
12:07Ben!
12:08This isn't funny anymore
12:09Open the door
12:10No!
12:15Now's the time Ben
12:16Your team needs you
12:17Um
12:18A little late for tennis
12:19Isn't it?
12:20The enemy
12:21I have a corner
12:22As soon as he shows himself
12:23We'll strike
12:24Come on
12:25Someone
12:26Let me out of here
12:28It's okay
12:29I'm coming
12:31Get me out of here
12:32Please
12:33Hurry
12:34Let's just dance
12:37It's okay
12:38No it's not
12:39Who's here?
12:40Goodness
12:41Is this why you brought me here Marcus?
12:43To show me how well you and Sam are getting on?
12:46Are you alright Sam?
12:47You look like you've seen a ghost
12:49I can't believe I'm about to say this
12:52Actually
12:53I think I just have
12:57Are you sure it's down here?
12:58Positive
12:59I locked the door when assault come in
13:00There's no other way out
13:01Well how long do we have to wait for?
13:03Until we catch it
13:04But what if it doesn't come out?
13:06Patience
13:07Patience Ben
13:08No red ever ultramarited a human being
13:10It will come out
13:20Very clever
13:21And I'm guessing it's a similar system with the book
13:24But the girl
13:27Girl?
13:28Where?
13:29Over there where the light's coming from
13:30Oh my goodness
13:34Who is she?
13:35Our very own princess Teresa
13:37But it can't be
13:38A wig, a cape
13:39And a speaker
13:40And a speaker
13:41Marcus where did you get all this stuff?
13:42Leftovers from a robotics assignment I did last turn
13:43You set me up?
13:44I wanted to prove to Lily that a ghost tour would work
13:45And to do that I had to convince a real skeptic
13:46So you used me?
13:47I honestly didn't think you'd fall for it so easily
13:48Well I must admit I'm impressed
13:49You used me?
13:50I honestly didn't think you'd fall for it so easily
13:52Well I must admit I'm impressed
13:54You certainly got Sam wound up
13:57I've never seen you look so terrified
13:59Thanks
14:00A lot
14:24Aaron, what is it, Ben?
14:28If I don't go to bed soon,
14:29I'm gonna fall face first into your flagstones.
14:32I suppose it is getting late.
14:34And at least we know the red is down here.
14:36Exactly, it's been locked up for years, hasn't it?
14:39It has.
14:40So the health inspector will never go searching in here.
14:42I mean, he'd have to be a complete idiot, wouldn't he?
14:44That, Ben, is exactly what I'm worried about.
14:55Morning.
14:58Your friend could do with a good feed.
15:00It's Lily's friend, actually.
15:02She wants the ghost tour set up by the weekend.
15:05So you really persuaded her then?
15:07Congratulations.
15:08Listen, about last night, I'm really sorry.
15:12Forget it, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
15:14I just was angry with myself
15:16for getting sucked in so easily.
15:18So you're not still mad?
15:19Not at you, anyway.
15:21In that case, could I ask you for a hand,
15:23especially as these ones aren't much use?
15:26Sure, he's such a handsome devil,
15:29how could I possibly resist?
15:40Now, are we quite clear about the plan?
15:42Yes, Baron.
15:43So, our tactics are?
15:45We kill him.
15:46With kindness.
15:47In order to?
15:48Keep him away from the cellar.
15:49At all costs.
15:51At all costs.
15:53Right, here he comes.
15:54Battle stations, everyone.
15:56My dear Herr Silla, how marvelous to see you again.
15:59And looking in the peak of health, might I say.
16:01Don't think your salesman charm is going to work on me.
16:04I'm here as always to do my duty.
16:06And happy we are to have such a conscientious man of law amongst us.
16:09Isn't that right?
16:10That's right, Baron.
16:12Perhaps a little refreshment before you start.
16:13Coffee?
16:14No, thank you.
16:15Tea?
16:16Baron, bribes and compliments are neither necessary nor appreciated.
16:20Bribes.
16:21Bribes.
16:22Bribes.
16:23Compliments.
16:24Compliments.
16:25As if, my dear Silla.
16:26As if.
16:27As if.
16:28Now that we've sorted that out, perhaps you and your youthful parrots will permit me to commence my inspection.
16:36Inspect away, Herr Silla.
16:37You'll find no rats in this castle.
16:39I hope that's true.
16:41For your sake.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Um, can you pass me the timer, please?
16:44Which one's that?
16:45The one that looks like a clock.
16:46Oh.
16:47If I'd used half my brain, I would've figured that out myself.
16:48There's nothing wrong with your brain.
16:49Thanks.
16:50Coming from you, that's very flattering.
16:51Coming from you, that's very flattering.
16:52Are you trying to out-flatter my flutter?
16:53I wouldn't dare.
16:54So, how long have you been doing this?
16:55I've been doing this.
16:56I've been doing this.
16:57I've been doing this.
16:58I've been doing this.
16:59I've been doing this.
17:00I've been doing this.
17:01I've been doing this.
17:02I've been doing this.
17:03I've been doing this.
17:04Very flattering.
17:05Are you trying to out-flatter my flutter?
17:07I wouldn't dare.
17:08So, how long do you think this will take?
17:13I have to say another hour also.
17:16That's a lot of flattering to get through.
17:18Do you think you can cope?
17:20Well, I know there's a lot of flattering things you can say about me, but can't I find enough
17:25flattering things to say about you?
17:27Oh, thank you very much.
17:29Hey, put that back on.
17:31Only if you apologise.
17:32I am deeply, deeply, deeply sorry.
17:36Is that all right?
17:38Perfect.
17:39So, a clean bill of health for the kitchen.
17:42Herr Schiller, exactly as I promised.
17:44You still have a long way to go, Baroness.
17:45I'm sure you know this is a large castle.
17:47Oh, indeed.
17:48Which is why we've prepared a little morning tea for you.
17:50Herr Schiller.
17:55These attempts to buy my goodwill are not going to work, you know?
17:57Oh, Herr Schiller, nothing could be further from my mind.
18:00Shall we resume in the library?
18:01What's in there?
18:02Where?
18:03There.
18:04Where I'm pointing.
18:05I can't quite see exactly.
18:06The large door that's 25 meters in front of you and couldn't be missed by a blind man
18:10in a snowstorm.
18:11Oh, you mean there?
18:12Yes.
18:13What's in it?
18:14That's just the cellar.
18:15It's permanently locked.
18:16No one's been in there for years.
18:17It's filthy.
18:18Disgusting.
18:19A sewer.
18:20A morgue.
18:21Very well then.
18:22Let's look at the library.
18:23Certainly, Herr Schiller.
18:24Right this way.
18:25Very well then.
18:26Nice look at the library.
18:27Certainly, Herr Schiller.
18:28Right this way.
18:30Do you really think this is going to work?
18:31I guess we won't know until we try.
18:32Which means we'll try.
18:33Which means we need a skeptic.
18:34Do you really think this is going to work?
18:46I guess we won't know until we try.
18:47Which means we need a skeptic.
18:48Which means we need Lily.
18:49Well, Herr Schiller, that about wraps it up, wouldn't you say?
18:52I might have suggested a little lunch before you go.
19:07Herr Schiller.
19:08I thought you said nobody had been in there for years.
19:12I thought you said nobody had been in there for years.
19:17Pardon?
19:17Your cellar.
19:18Oh, they were just testing the door,
19:21making sure that the hinges weren't rusted.
19:22I think they were inside.
19:24Impossible.
19:25Teenage boy and girl.
19:26What better place for young sweethearts to go
19:28than a room no one ever visits?
19:29Sweethearts?
19:30Those two, they barely know each other's names.
19:33If it's good enough for teenagers,
19:34it might also be good enough for a wreck.
19:38Honestly, Schiller, you're barking up the wrong tree, man.
19:42Oh, what's going on?
19:47I thought we managed to keep him away from here.
19:49I told you he was stupid, didn't I?
19:51Looks like he's outsmarted us, though.
19:53Thank you, Sophie.
19:54Some thoughts are better left unsaid, right?
19:56Yes, Baron, sorry.
19:57Is there a light switch, Schiller?
20:00Halfway down the passage,
20:01there's a cord hanging from the ceiling.
20:06So, how does it work?
20:07As soon as someone pulls the light cord,
20:10it all starts happening.
20:12Get a crowbar, quick.
20:38What's going on?
20:41It's a health inspector.
20:42He's locked in the cellar.
20:43I have to get a crowbar to get him out.
20:45Ben, don't worry.
20:48He's out.
20:49How'd you do that?
20:51Magic!
20:51Goodness!
20:52Are you all right, Schiller?
20:54No, I'm definitely not all right.
20:56Congratulations, Schiller.
20:58You're the first to experience a little cellar of horrors.
21:01I hope you're going to recommend it to other members of the public.
21:03I don't know such thing.
21:05No member of the public will ever be permitted to enter that room, ever.
21:08Why not?
21:08It's a death trap.
21:10You mean we'd have to close it before it's even open?
21:12Schiller!
21:12If it isn't, you'll have the police to dear both.
21:14You're running a madhouse here, Baron.
21:18And I'm only too glad to be out of it.
21:20Give it to me.
21:23Schiller!
21:23Oh, what?
21:24Does that mean you're not having found any rats?
21:26We passed the inspection?
21:27Or would you like to take a look in the old dungeons?
21:30You haven't seen them yet.
21:31No, do I wish to.
21:32Any rat that has to endure living in this place deserves nothing but sympathy.
21:36And be very grateful, all of you.
21:45Until next year, Schiller.
21:46Don't be a stranger now.
21:49Well, I don't know about you lot, but I could do with some tea.
21:53What about the rat, Baron?
21:54With all of us here, we should be able to catch it now.
21:56No.
21:58Let him be.
21:59I'm actually growing quite fond of the little fellow.
22:01So, after all that, the great ghost tour never got off the ground.
22:14Pity, really.
22:15I was just starting to think it might actually work.
22:18But not everything about that week was a complete write-off.
22:21And one development in particular showed signs of definite promise.
22:26Hi.
22:27Hi.
22:29You look beautiful.
22:30Thanks, so do you.
22:32No, not beautiful.
22:34You know what I mean.
22:36Come on in.
22:42Do you like it?
22:43It's fantastic.
22:45It must have taken forever to love all of this upstairs.
22:48I figured I owed you after setting you up like I did.
22:50Well, this more than makes up for it.
22:55Here's to our ghosts.
22:56Real and imagined.
22:58Come on, Marcus.
23:04You can't fool me again.
23:09Seriously?
23:11It's not me.
23:12It's not me.
23:12It's not me.
23:13It's not me.
23:13It's not me.
23:13It's not me.
23:14It's not me.
23:14It's not me.
23:15It's not me.
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23:26It's not me.
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