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Nobility on a Bike - In Your Dreams Full Episode #10 - Totes Amaze ❤️
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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03Now all of what you believe
00:06When there's a season of hope
00:09You can still believe, still believe
00:14In your dreams
00:16In your dreams
00:20In your dreams
00:23In your dreams
00:30Long ago, way back in the dark ages
00:36Before smartphones, hip hop and reality TV
00:38Being an aristocrat meant prestige, position and power
00:42But as history tells us, everything has a use by date
00:46And aristocratic privilege is no exception
00:48But some people read a different history book
00:53And if this means their views sometimes conflict with the rest of the world
00:56Then that's the rest of the world's problem
00:59It's certainly not theirs
01:01Is anybody hurt?
01:20I don't think so
01:20Is everybody okay?
01:23What on earth do you think you're doing, hogging the road like that?
01:26It's lucky for you, I have my wits about me
01:27You're not locals, are you?
01:29Well, actually, we are the...
01:30The one thing you do not do around here
01:32Is dawdle in the middle of the road
01:34Next time I suggest you catch a bus
01:36Cool culture's castle of the month
01:48Next month, it'll be us
01:50You've organized it
01:51Not yet, but I will
01:53We have to get our castle in here, Sam
01:55This magazine has a circulation of half a million plus
01:58Oh, that's big
01:59And most of the readers are under the age of 25
02:02Being castle of the month will change your image completely
02:05Overnight, we'll become cool
02:07Right, so how do we become castle of the month?
02:10We get selected by the magazine's owner
02:12Duke Konstantin von Droster-Schattenberg
02:15Oh, right
02:16He's a mega rich
02:17And he's ruthless
02:18And notoriously hard to impress
02:20But he hasn't met me yet
02:22So what's your plan?
02:25The Adel auf dem Radel
02:26The what?
02:30The name sounds like the latest in kitchen appliances
02:32But according to Lily
02:33The Adel of dem Radel are serious business
02:36They're the teenage children of German aristocrats
02:38Every summer they ride from castle to castle
02:41To meet and stay with other aristocrats
02:43All of which gives rise to the obvious question
02:46Why?
02:47It's tradition
02:48And this year I've invited them here
02:50But how will this lead to us being castle of the month?
02:53One of this year's group is a guy called Karl Christoph
02:58He's a prince
02:59And he just happens to be the son of Duke von Droster-Schattenberg
03:03I get it
03:04You want us to butter him up, right?
03:06Exactly
03:06We'll be such excellent hosts
03:08He'll persuade his father to features in the very next issue
03:11So what's he like?
03:12This prince
03:13Never met him
03:14But I can imagine
03:15He'll be just like his father
03:17Arrogant
03:18Pushy
03:19A complete snob
03:20Sounds like he and Lily will get on just fine then
03:24Okay, everyone clear about what to do?
03:27Got it
03:27Yeah
03:28We've got four hours before they arrive
03:30Just follow the plan and it'll be smooth sailing
03:32Hey dudes
03:34What's happening?
03:36So much for smooth sailing
03:38Lily forgot there's a loose cannon on board
03:40What?
03:43Sam, could you have a word with Ben about, you know
03:45Sure
03:46Ben
03:48Lily has to host some important guests this weekend
03:51They might be a little
03:53In love with themselves
03:54Kind of
03:56So she'd like me to stay out of sight
03:57Sort of
03:58Yeah
03:58Ever worry about not being wanted?
04:01Not me
04:01Especially when I've scored a freedom pass for the weekend
04:04How good is that?
04:05No worries guys
04:06I'm out of here
04:07Ciao
04:07Ben did they really well
04:10He's a social reject
04:11Not having to meet people is his idea of heaven on a stick
04:15Excuse me teen
04:16I thought you might want to know
04:17I think your guests have arrived
04:19Already?
04:20But they're four hours early
04:21That is some bike riding
04:23Marcus and Sam, please finish the table
04:25Hi everyone, welcome to
04:32Oh
04:33Yes from Hasenburg
04:35Yes
04:35Mr. Baron here
04:37No, he's out on business
04:39Who are you?
04:40I'm Sheriff Bauer
04:41This is my assistant, Mr. Barr
04:44I have a repossession order of certain items
04:47I don't understand
04:49The listed items were offered as security on a bank loan
04:51Taken out by the Baron
04:53So
04:53Apparently the Baron is in arrears on the repayments
04:56This can't be right
04:58May we come in, please?
05:01Arrears?
05:03Stuff and nonsense
05:04The man's mad
05:04Put him on
05:05Sheriff Bauer
05:07Now listen to me
05:08You're just doing my job, Baron
05:10If you wish to dispute this
05:11You must deal directly with the bank
05:13I mailed them a check weeks ago
05:15It appears the bank has a different version of events
05:18I'll put your daughter back on, Baron
05:20I'll be there as soon as possible, Lily
05:26The bank's clearly made a mess of things
05:28As usual
05:29Where on earth is that fool mechanic?
05:37I must ask you not to remove
05:39Or to otherwise disfigure
05:41Any of the repossession stickers
05:43Oh, Sheriff, please
05:45Not the chairs
05:45I'm hosting a very important dinner tonight
05:48Identified items will be collected on Wednesday
05:50Might I suggest you remove the flowers from the vase?
05:56Isn't it enough to be poor?
06:08No
06:09Now the Van Hasen books are debt sheets, too
06:11It's totally humiliating
06:13I didn't know the accounts were this bad
06:15And we can forget about appearing in cool culture
06:18The Aldo Loft and Rattle are here
06:20Shall I tell them you'll be out to meet them?
06:22No
06:22Send them away
06:23I'm sorry?
06:24Tell them we've had an outbreak of disease
06:26They should go quickly
06:27Their lives are at stake
06:28Then you think that's a little extreme?
06:30What else can we do?
06:31We can't let them see the stickers
06:33The shame would be unbearable
06:34Is there any way you can stall them from coming inside?
06:37What good would that do?
06:38We can't remove the Shabra stickers
06:40But we can at least try to hide them
06:42That's a plan
06:43No, it's not
06:44It's hopeless
06:44Come on, Lily
06:45We're not beaten yet
06:46All right
06:50I'll do what I can
06:52Just hurry
06:52You take the living room
07:02You take the dining room
07:03And I'll take care of the entrance
07:05Welcome everyone
07:11I'm so pleased to see you all
07:12I'm Lily
07:13Lily von Hasenburg
07:15Hi
07:15I'm Kyle Christoph
07:17Kyle Christoph as in
07:19As in Prince Kyle Christoph
07:20Von Drost to Schattenberg
07:21You're different from how I imagine
07:24You're expecting someone wearing a crown, maybe?
07:27Not quite
07:27Excuse me
07:28Um, we've had a long hot ride
07:30And we'd really like to take a bath, please
07:32Of course
07:34So, may we come in?
07:40We just have to wait a little
07:41While the hot water's trucked in from the village
07:43You don't have your own hot water?
07:46It's an environmental decision
07:47You know, greenhouse gases and all that
07:50We're very active on global warming
07:51So, how does it work?
07:54Global warming?
07:54No, your hot water system
07:57It's actually quite complicated
07:59We, um
08:01The hot water's arrived
08:04Please come inside
08:05Sorry
08:10This is Ben
08:13He
08:14Works here
08:16Ben's very busy today
08:18Aren't you, Ben?
08:19Uh, yeah
08:20Very busy
08:21Couldn't be busier
08:22I'll just
08:23Busy off then
08:23You can just leave your bags here
08:34Let me introduce Sam
08:37A relative visiting from Australia
08:38Hi
08:39And Marcus
08:40He's staying here this summer
08:41On work experience
08:42Hi
08:43Pleased to meet you
08:44Hi
08:45That's amazing
08:48Do you read that too?
08:49I so adore that magazine
08:51Is that the latest issue?
08:53Wow
08:53I must get that
08:55Do you subscribe?
08:58Oh
08:58Yeah
08:59It's one of called
09:00Crystal's father's magazines
09:01Oh
09:01Cool
09:02So
09:04Shall we go through?
09:13Apple juice for everyone?
09:15Yes, please
09:16Marcus said he took care of this room but there's more stickers in here than a supermarket
09:37Quick do something Sam
09:40I see you've noticed our sticker?
09:42I see you've noticed our sticker
09:43It's quite bright, isn't it?
09:46I just, uh, rather
09:47We, uh, we've put them on various things because
09:52Yes?
09:53Because
09:54Thanks, Sam
09:55Why have we put the stupid things on?
09:57Say something
09:58Anything
09:59Sam?
10:00It is Sam, right?
10:02Yeah
10:02Do you want a bronze?
10:04Awesome
10:04Thanks
10:06This is what the stickers are for
10:08Uh, sorry
10:09You've lost me
10:10It's for a fashion shoot
10:11They're markers
10:12They're marking the props we'll use in the shots
10:14Really?
10:15Yeah
10:15It's an assignment for my school back in Australia
10:17Lily's mother has this great boutique
10:19And they have all these great clothes
10:21And so I thought, hey
10:22We've got the castle
10:24Got the props
10:25Got the clothes
10:26So, what a great opportunity
10:27That's safe, brilliant
10:28I'd love to see it
10:30What's the shit happening?
10:31When do you leave?
10:32Tomorrow
10:32Straight after lunch
10:34Oh, that's a shame
10:35The shoot's in the afternoon
10:37You'll miss it
10:38I'm sorry
10:39Well, we can stay a couple more hours, can't we?
10:41It's in the very late afternoon
10:43Almost night time
10:44You probably wouldn't say very much
10:45We're supposed to be at the next castle by five
10:47Well, we can call them
10:48I'm sure they won't mind
10:49Listen, everybody
10:51Surprise time
10:52There's a fashion shoot happening here tomorrow
10:54And we're all staying to watch it
10:55What more can go wrong?
11:01Half the furniture's repossessed
11:02The Adolf and Radha arrived the same day
11:04And now they're staying to watch a non-existent fashion shoot
11:07I'm really sorry, Lily
11:08I couldn't think of anything else
11:10It's not your fault
11:11But the cool culture idea is definitely kaput
11:13Daddy?
11:17I'm broken down again
11:18I'm sure it's the fault of those idiot cyclists
11:20I hope they're in the next state by now
11:23Because if I ever see them again
11:25Daddy's spending the night in the car
11:28At least he won't be here to make things even more complicated
11:30The big question is
11:32How are we going to pull off this fashion shoot tomorrow?
11:34We can't
11:34It's impossible
11:35But they were all expecting it
11:36I did say it was for an assignment in Australia
11:38So it's not like we have to go way over the top with it
11:41Come on, guys
11:42Fashion shoots need fashions to shoot
11:44That's why they're called fashion shoots
11:46And what about models to wear the fashions?
11:48And lights and cameras?
11:50No way can we get all that together by tomorrow?
11:52Let's not give in yet
11:54You go ahead with hosting the dinner party
11:56And keeping the prince happy
11:57Sam and I will try and think
12:00What to do about the fashion shoot?
12:02You sure you can come up with something?
12:04We don't have much choice, do we?
12:12I think you'll enjoy our venison, Carl Christoph
12:14The von Hasmux have a long tradition of hunting
12:17I don't hunt myself
12:19Nothing to that kind of thing
12:20Oh, neither am I
12:22Not personally, anyway
12:23Hunting!
12:24Terrible sport
12:25It's not even a sport if you ask me
12:27I wouldn't go so far as to say it was bad
12:29Oh, I didn't mean it was bad
12:32Not in the sense of, you know, bad
12:35In what sense then?
12:36In the sense that hunting is
12:38How can I put it?
12:40Boring?
12:40Yes, boring
12:41That's it, exactly
12:43Not bad, boring
12:45Actually, I don't hunt
12:46Because I'm a vegetarian
12:47Oh, are you?
12:49No one told us
12:50Sorry, I'm joking
12:53I ate anything and everything
12:55Conkers is a terrible tease
12:59Yes, I can see that
13:01Would you excuse me a moment?
13:05So, we're all terribly excited about your fashion shoot tomorrow, Lily
13:08Sounds great fun
13:09Yes, it should be
13:11Interesting
13:13Would you excuse me for a moment?
13:15He's gone
13:20It's a disaster
13:22It was already a disaster
13:23But now it's a worst disaster
13:24Who has?
13:25The prince
13:25Where's he gone?
13:26No, I don't know
13:27To the sunset, probably
13:28Every time I open my mouth
13:30I put my foot in it
13:31Are you sure he didn't just go to the bathroom?
13:33Maybe
13:33The way things are going
13:34I've probably given him food poisoning
13:36Well, the good news is
13:38The fashion shoot's coming along
13:40I'll take the shots
13:41Sam and Sophie will model
13:42We have a camera
13:43Well, we need now are the fashions
13:44Sorry, but isn't that the important element?
13:47We thought
13:47Do you think your mother would lend us some clothes?
13:51That's a bit desperate, isn't it?
13:52We are desperate
13:53Has anyone seen Ben?
13:54No, why?
13:55The kitchen's run out of
13:57Do you really want to know?
13:59No
14:00Didn't think so
14:01Now the dinners are shambles
14:03I think I want to lie down
14:04For about a year
14:06Ben?
14:10Hey, so
14:13What's up?
14:14Why are you sitting up there?
14:16I'm on embarrassment avoidance duty
14:17What?
14:18It's a long story
14:19What did you want?
14:20I need a favour
14:21Urgently
14:21I forgot to order the strawberries
14:24Wouldn't you know it?
14:34It is an emergency
14:39It won't miss it
14:42Excuse me
14:54Does anyone know where the prince might be?
14:58Oh, I wouldn't worry
14:59He wanders off all the time
15:01He's seriously bored
15:02Excuse me, Lily
15:04Will there be dessert?
15:06Sorry?
15:07Will there be dessert?
15:09Of course
15:09It's on its way
15:11Isn't that right, Sophie?
15:12That's right
15:13It's on its way
15:14Uh-oh
15:22Hi
15:24Ben, isn't it?
15:26Glad to see you like my bike
15:27Look, I can explain
15:28My bike had a puncture
15:30And we suddenly had an emergency
15:31An emergency?
15:33We ran out of strawberries
15:34For the dessert
15:35Well, that is an emergency
15:37Here
15:38No, no
15:39Stay on my bike
15:39We better hurry
15:40An emergency is an emergency, right?
15:42Thanks
15:43This bike is amazing
15:55Fine, it's German engineering
15:57Hey, can I borrow that surf magazine
15:59I saw you with?
16:00Sure
16:00Do you surf?
16:01Anytime I can
16:02I'm not that good in it
16:04But I love it
16:05Then you're halfway there
16:06See?
16:11His bike's not there
16:12He's gone
16:13For a good, probably
16:14Woohoo!
16:18Carl Christoph
16:19Sorry
16:20Urgent delivery
16:21Dessert has arrived
16:22We were worried about you
16:24Riding shotgun on the strawberry delivery
16:26Excuse us
16:27Hey, KC
16:27We'll drop these off
16:28And then take in that football game on TV
16:30KC?
16:31They called him KC
16:32Looks like they're new best friends
16:34Why do I bother?
16:35I give up
16:37Poor Lily
16:38This wasn't how the script was meant to go at all
16:40Not only has she failed to impress the prince
16:42But now he's bonded with the least aristocratic person on the planet
16:45My brother
16:47It's all looking good
16:55Fingers crossed that we might just get away with it
16:57Here's our first offering
16:59What do you think?
17:01I'd say sensational
17:02I'd say you're exaggerating
17:04Not at all
17:05You look great
17:06Doesn't she, Lily?
17:07You do, Sophie
17:07And thanks so much, Mummy, for helping
17:10I'm sorry it looks like being for nothing
17:12Not at all
17:13It's going to be fun
17:14I might even use some of Marcus' pictures for promotions in the shop
17:17Anything you want, Baroness
17:18Right then
17:19Are we all ready?
17:20Ready as I'll ever be
17:21Then let's do it
17:23Let's do it
17:53No, no, no, no
17:55We're not supposed to be
17:58In this dangerous world
18:01This feels so dangerous
18:05Hanging out with the enemy
18:09Don't it feel dangerous
18:12Playing around with me
18:16With me
18:23Romeo and Juliet
18:26Had a love like what we've got
18:29But it ended in tragedy
18:33Cause it wasn't dangerous
18:35Don't it feel dangerous
18:47Playing around with me
18:51That was great fun
18:59Yeah, congratulations
19:00We really enjoyed it
19:01I'd love to buy the clothes
19:02Where'd you get them?
19:03Oh, from this little boutique in town
19:05I can give you their email address if you like
19:07Yeah, super
19:08Congratulations, Lily
19:10And to you too, Sam
19:13I didn't think you'd be able to pull this whole thing together
19:16In just one night
19:17Sorry?
19:19The fashion shoot?
19:20Quick thinking, Sam
19:21And the stickers?
19:23They're repossession stickers, aren't they?
19:25You knew all along?
19:27One of my father's businesses
19:28Is a debt collection company
19:30I did some work experience there
19:31But don't worry
19:32Your secret is safe
19:33Call Christoph
19:35You need it
19:36Excuse me
19:37That's the final nail in the coffin, isn't it?
19:42My humiliation is total
19:44Bye guys, thanks so much
19:49It was so much fun
19:50I'm definitely gonna check out that boutique
19:52Are you sure you can keep this?
19:54No worries
19:55It's the least I can do to repay you
19:56For helping me fix my flat tyre
19:58Give it back when you guys surfing in Australia
20:00I wish
20:01Uh, where's Lily?
20:03Oh, um
20:04She's not feeling well
20:06I just saw her inside
20:07She looks fine
20:08What?
20:10Guys
20:11Can you give me five minutes, please?
20:13Okay
20:13Hi
20:23Hi
20:25I just wanted to say thanks for hosting us
20:27Yes, well, I'm sorry
20:29We didn't live up to your expectations
20:31That's not true
20:32You exceeded them
20:33Pardon?
20:35Your castle has been the best day of the lot
20:36We had fun
20:37Me especially
20:38You have?
20:39Listen
20:40We've got this magazine
20:42Cool culture
20:44Oh
20:45I, um
20:46Wondered if you'd be interested in, uh
20:48Being our castle of the month
20:49Well, not you personally
20:51Uh, seriously?
20:53Don't let me pressure you
20:54If you're not interested
20:55I understand
20:56No
20:56Uh, no
20:57Uh
20:57I mean, yes
20:59Yes
20:59We'd be thrilled
21:01Thank you
21:03No, no
21:04I should thank you
21:05That means
21:05I get the chance
21:07To come back again
21:08To see you all
21:09If that's okay
21:11Perfectly
21:13Follow me, guys
21:17I'll show you a shortcut
21:18Through town
21:18Their cousin Ben
21:22Is a true aristocrat
21:23Ben?
21:24He doesn't worry in the least
21:25What others think of him
21:27I've heard Ben called lots of things before
21:29But never an aristocrat
21:30Him
21:33Who?
21:35The old fool who ran us off the road
21:37He did?
21:38What is he doing here?
21:39Oh
21:40He's the local
21:41You know
21:43Eccentric
21:46He thinks he lives here
21:49We humor him along
21:51Isn't that right, Sam?
21:53Um, yeah
21:53We do
21:54Okay
21:56See you soon then
21:57I hope
21:58And maybe I can meet your father then too
22:01Yes
22:02That'll be interesting
22:04Goodbye
22:05Okay
22:09I know what you're thinking
22:10But it was all I could think of, right?
22:14Ha ha
22:15Castle of the month
22:16I might disrupt that
22:17In the bank manager's nose
22:18What I seem tomorrow
22:19After all the trouble he's caused us
22:20Oh, Baron
22:21Um, I was hanging your coat
22:23And found these in the pocket
22:24What are they?
22:25They're all addressed to the bank
22:27Might these be the loan repayment checks?
22:31I swear I posted those weeks ago
22:33Daddy
22:34As it turned out
22:38The bank got paid
22:39And we were finally allowed
22:40To remove the stickers of shame
22:41And to Lily's delight
22:46The castle made it into
22:49Cool Culture magazine
23:04So while it might be true
23:11That aristocrats are a species
23:12On the verge of extinction
23:13As far as Lily was concerned
23:15The von Hasenbergs
23:16Were going to be around
23:17For a long time yet
23:18Senator
23:19Will make it personal
23:20The oure
23:21The family
23:22The house
23:23Operating
23:23The house
23:23Or
23:24The house
23:24chamber
23:24The house
23:25That house
23:25All kapita
23:27Earlier
23:27Yeah
23:28Yeah
23:28That house
23:30He died
23:30No
23:31Exactly
23:31And
23:32He died
23:32Anyway
23:33Yeah
23:33Charles
23:34Just
23:35Just
23:35A
23:36That house
23:37Not
23:37$600
23:38F600
23:39Se
23:40The house
23:43The house
23:43Everybody
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