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Nose Castle - In Your Dreams Full Episode #16 - Totes Amaze
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00:00Look up to the ocean, look up to the stars
00:03Now all of what you believe
00:06When the sea goes
00:08You can still believe
00:12Still believe in your dreams
00:16In all the dreams
00:20In all the dreams
00:23In all the dreams
00:30Expectations are funny things
00:36Whenever I really want something
00:38I deliberately expect it not to happen
00:40That way, when it doesn't
00:42I don't get disappointed
00:43But if it does happen
00:45Then hey, it's the biggest rush of all time
00:48Come on guys
00:51Where are you?
00:55Which is what makes right now
00:56More frustrating than ever
00:58I mean, what's the point in having once in a million years news
01:01If you can't share it with the people who matter
01:04Bye mum
01:09Finally, I could have written a novel
01:11I've been waiting so long
01:12Rubbish, you only just got here
01:13I saw you through the window
01:14It's a matter of principle, Lucy
01:16If I'm prepared to go out of my way to walk you to school
01:18Then you need to be here ready to go
01:19Excuse me, you have to walk past my place to get to school
01:22Unless you go by South Africa
01:24There is no other way
01:25That is just geographical coincidence
01:26No, no, that's reality
01:27You should check it out sometime
01:29It's a real eye-opener
01:30Sam wants us online
01:34What?
01:35She says it's urgent
01:36Yeah, so he's getting to school on time
01:38Text her, we'll call her during recess
01:39Lucy, where are you going?
01:43Urgent is urgent
01:43Sam wouldn't be saying it was if it wasn't
01:45Listen, if I'm late another day this term
01:47I'll be on detention for a month
01:48So go to school then
01:49I'll fill you in when I get there
01:51So tell me, is it unbelievable or unbelievable?
01:59It's unbelievable
02:01They had over 200 entries and we've made it to the last 10
02:05How good is that?
02:06It's seriously awesome
02:08The state finals, wow
02:10So what happens next?
02:12Well, you fly to Germany next week to do a live gig
02:16Where we nail it
02:17And progress to the national finals
02:19Easy, huh?
02:21I wish
02:22In our dreams
02:23I know, shame
02:25But just getting this far is amazing, right?
02:27I mean, for a band that's only been together a year
02:30I think we owe ourselves a serious pat on the back
02:33Of all the luck
02:38We get into the finals with a big song called
02:39We can't even take part
02:40Yeah, but it's like Sam said
02:42It's great that we got so far
02:44Maybe
02:44Actually, no
02:45In some ways
02:45I wish Sam hadn't told us
02:46Because then I wouldn't be left wondering what if
02:48Unless
02:50You don't seriously think
02:53Why not?
02:54Jack, Germany is on the other side of the world
02:56And there are a couple of minor considerations
02:58Like school, parents, a couple of grand's worth of airfairs
03:02All of which are achievable
03:03All of which is impossible
03:04Wait, so you're very happy are you
03:06To let the greatest opportunity we have ever had
03:08Just slide on by
03:09I'm not happy
03:10I'm just being real
03:11So then be brave too
03:13Jack
03:13Lucy, we've got to give it a shot
03:14If we don't, we'll spend the rest of our lives kicking ourselves
03:17I hate it when you're right
03:22By the way
03:27You'll have to come up with a name for the band for the finals
03:30Marcus, it's not an issue
03:31We won't be performing
03:32So why worry?
03:34Is it really definite that Jack and Lucy can come?
03:36Not a hope
03:37Pity
03:38I think you guys would have a real chance
03:41Thanks for the vote of confidence
03:43Anyway, we're just stoked to have made it to the finals
03:45That's something I guess
03:47I better go
03:49The Baron will think I deserted him
03:50Marcus
03:52You must have put down some name
03:54When you entered us in the competition
03:55What did you put?
03:57TBA
03:57TBA
03:58To be announced
04:00Okay
04:00Not the coolest name around
04:03But very functional
04:04You should work on it
04:05You need a name sooner or later
04:07Hey Dad
04:14You know how you always tell me to make the most of my opportunities?
04:18Mmm
04:18Well, a really great opportunity has just come up
04:21Actually, it's the opportunity of a lifetime
04:23Please, Mum
04:25I'll use the money from the checkout shop
04:27That'll cover the fare
04:28But that's all your savings
04:29What else am I going to use them for?
04:30To buy stuff I don't need?
04:32I'd much rather put the money into a trip like this
04:34Jack, we've had this conversation before
04:37No more guitars
04:38I mean, you've got four already
04:40How many guitars can you play at once?
04:41No, no, no
04:42It's nothing like that
04:43This is a lot bigger
04:44How big?
04:46Huge
04:46Don't tell me
04:47It's not a drum kit, is it?
04:50Where will you stay?
04:51Who's going to look after you?
04:52It won't be a problem
04:53I'll stay with Sam and Ben and their relatives
04:55Have they got enough room?
04:56Mum, it's a castle
04:57They've got enough room to house a population of a small country
05:00What about living costs?
05:02Europe's an expensive place, you know
05:04It's only a week
05:05I'll pack a bag full of baked beans
05:06Have you spoken to the school?
05:08What will they say?
05:09The school will love it
05:10I'll think it's a great idea
05:12Germany, you say?
05:23Yes, sir
05:23A band competition
05:25Yes, sir
05:25It'll be very educational, sir
05:28Oh, yes, sir
05:30There's heaps of history in Germany
05:33History is seriously big over there
05:34Is that so?
05:35And culture
05:36Stacks of culture
05:37Mega culture, sir
05:39Yes, well
05:42I suppose it can't do much harm
05:45Oh, I'm sure we'll benefit hugely, sir
05:49This is going to be a really positive experience for us
05:51It wasn't you I was thinking about
05:53Has anyone warned the Germans that you're coming?
05:56Oh, my dog
06:02You're kidding
06:03You guys are actually coming?
06:04This is unbelievable
06:05What if we win?
06:08What do you mean if we win?
06:09When we win?
06:10Don't think about it
06:11Don't think about it
06:12What do you think about brouhaha for a name?
06:14Just awful
06:15Wow
06:16Go back to sleep, Sam
06:17Bye
06:18Bye
06:19How can I go back to sleep?
06:22A second ago
06:22I was happy just to make the finals
06:24Now we're actually doing the gig
06:26This really is unbelievable
06:28And now our competition winner
06:32No
06:32Don't think about winning, Sam
06:34Don't even think about it
06:36Where is Khosborestan anyway?
06:52Oh, really, Lily
06:53What do they teach you in school these days?
06:55Khosborestan is a small developing nation
06:56Located somewhere between all those other countries
07:00Ending in Stam
07:00I don't mind saying I'm a bit of a pathfinder
07:04Establishing tradelinks with the Khosborens
07:06But fortune favours the boat
07:08Are you convinced the firm you're dealing with
07:12Is a reputable one, Baron?
07:13I wouldn't be dealing with them if they weren't
07:15Georgi, the trade delegate
07:16Was a charming fellow
07:17Honest as the day is long
07:19I could tell
07:19How?
07:21Experienced, Lily
07:21Exhumulated business acumen
07:24Georgi personally guaranteed the quality
07:26Of his brother's merchandise
07:27Tourists will snap this up
07:29We'll make a killing
07:31Ha-ha
07:32Nasenburg?
07:34What?
07:35They spelled our name wrongly
07:36We're Nosecastles instead of Haircastles
07:40Nasenburg?
07:42Well, this can't be right
07:42Must be a one-off mistake
07:44Nosecastle
07:46Nosecastle
07:49Nosecastle
07:51Nosecastle
07:52How many of these did you order?
07:55A few
07:56How few?
07:57Ten thousand few
07:59Ten thousand?
08:00What are we gonna do with ten thousand t-shirts saying Nosecastle?
08:04All is not lost
08:05They are still the caps and the teeth house
08:06I'm sure they'd be correct
08:08Blast!
08:15How much did we pay for all this?
08:18I can't recall the exact figure
08:19But it was a bargain
08:21How much, Daddy?
08:22That's beside the point, Lady
08:24Because they're not getting away with it
08:25Stop unloading!
08:27I'm returning the lot
08:28And demanding a complete refund
08:30Marcus
08:30So much for trying to help
08:34The poor country
08:35Climb the economic ladder
08:36I knew that Georgie fellow
08:37Wasn't quite right
08:38I should never have trusted him
08:39What about awesome threesome?
08:51It stinks
08:52What about cool change?
08:54That stinks too
08:55Now would you please stop multitasking
08:56And focus on collecting the wood
08:58Alright, keep your shirt on
09:00The band's name is serious business
09:03Yeah, so is growing old
09:04Who's growing old?
09:05We are
09:05At this rate we'll still be stacking this wood pile
09:07When it's time for our funerals
09:09Oh
09:09Oh
09:10Hold on
09:11How about
09:14Digital memory lapse?
09:16That is the most boring name so far
09:18Tell Jack and Lucy to go back to sleep
09:19Alright, Mr. Smiley face
09:21I can't wait for Jack and Lucy to get here
09:23It's gonna be such a buzz
09:25It's okay, fans
09:28We're here
09:29You can start screaming
09:30And clapping
09:31Now, Lucy, hurry up
09:32I'm just letting Sam know
09:33We're at the airport
09:34So far you've let her know
09:35We're awake
09:36We're out the front door
09:37We're in the car
09:37I'm sharing our excitement
09:39Oh, can I have the window seat?
09:41We take turns, okay?
09:42Deal
09:43Okay, which check-in is us?
09:47There'll be a lamp
09:48Jack, please tell me this isn't happening
09:55Oh, it's happening
09:57All departing passengers are advised
09:59To make their way to their designated check-in
10:01This is sick
10:02To make alternative arrangements
10:04For their cancelled flights
10:05Our staff will attend to you as quickly as possible
10:08How does a volcano in South America
10:11Stop us flying from Australia to Germany?
10:14It's not fair
10:15Told you
10:16Geography sucks
10:18Postponed?
10:27I knew it
10:28I started looking forward to them coming
10:30And I shouldn't have
10:31Because that's the very thing
10:33That'll cause them not to come
10:34Okay
10:35Text them back
10:36And then start thinking that they're not coming
10:38And then they will
10:39I hope you're following all this
10:41Georgi, there is no way I will accept faulty merchandise
10:46Either you take it back or I
10:48Hello?
10:53Georgi?
10:56They won't get away with this
10:58Sounds like they just have
10:59Nonsense
10:59I've dealt with crooked dealers before
11:01How will you deal with them?
11:02You don't even know where Kudzborgestan is
11:04Yes, I do
11:05It's in the east
11:07East of what?
11:08In the east of
11:10Whatever's to the west of it
11:12Would you please tell me how much we've lost?
11:14I'll make sure we get back every euro we paid
11:16And how much is that?
11:19It's better you don't know
11:20Is Sam okay to meet us at the new time?
11:26Yep, all good
11:27Now we're going to have to go through that again tomorrow
11:29It's still better than not going at all
11:31That's about the only thing you can say
11:33Hey, what about hot lava is a bad name?
11:37What, and be reminded of this every day of our lives?
11:39It's just a thought
11:40Terrible, terrible thought
11:4230,000 shirts caps and tea towels is a lot of shirts caps and tea towels
11:51Do you have to keep saying that?
11:52That's the last one, Lily
11:54So, what happens now?
11:56We love the cellar and throw away the key
11:58It's bad enough losing the money without people calling us nosecastles as well
12:02No one must ever see or hear about this
12:07What if we find some real von Nassenbergs?
12:10Maybe they'll buy the stuff
12:11I don't think there are any real von Nassenbergs
12:13Do we know that for sure?
12:15It's not a name you forget
12:16I wish I could forget
12:18Okay, then what about nosecastles that aren't in Germany?
12:22I'm thinking global here
12:23Ben's got a point about going global
12:26What about this thing on the internet?
12:28Yes, great idea
12:29Are you serious?
12:30It won't hurt just to list the stuff
12:31And speaking as an expert internet window shopper myself
12:34I can say that there's much weirder stuff for sale tonight
12:38All merchandise in mint condition
12:43Anything else?
12:45Add reluctance sale and everything must go
12:48Don't laugh, it shows we're serious
12:52Starting bid?
12:53Full price, we can't afford to lose on the deal
12:55Which is?
13:04Wow, that is serious money
13:07The ash cloud from erupting Mount Kitty Kaka
13:12Continues to spread
13:14Resulting in air traffic chaos right across the southern hemisphere
13:17No!
13:19How long have we got?
13:23Well if we're not in the air by tomorrow morning
13:25We're not gonna make it
13:26I mean how long can volcanoes keep erupting?
13:29No idea, I've never met any
13:35This is so unfair
13:39Bye
13:41The volcanoes won
13:42Jack and Lucy can't make it
13:43I thought you said you were happy to get this far
13:46I was but that was before they said they were coming
13:49There must be options
13:51Options?
13:52There are always options
13:53Well, nearly always
13:55For instance
13:56Like, can you do the gig solo?
13:58No way, especially after what happened last time
14:00Jack and Lucy would freak
14:01Okay folks
14:02Problemos solverino
14:03Sorry, what did he say?
14:04Don't know but I'm not sure I want to find out either
14:07If you don't want me to save your skins and that's okay with me
14:10Hey Sophie, the usual please miss
14:12That me sir
14:13Okay Ben, okay, I'm sorry I doubted you
14:16What's your idea?
14:17Masks
14:18Masks?
14:19Me and Sophie wear masks and pretend to be Jack and Lucy
14:23It's foolproof
14:24You'd have to wear one too, of course
14:26For consistency
14:28Nice try Ben, thanks
14:29But A, there's no way I could sing in this
14:32And B
14:33It's what, brilliant?
14:34The band is supposed to perform live
14:36On stage
14:37So we can do that
14:39What do you think Sophie?
14:41I think it's a very brave idea
14:44See?
14:45But totally impossible to make worse
14:47All we have to do is mine to a backing track
14:49Look, I appreciate the thought Ben
14:51Really, but it's time to accept reality
14:54I'm pulling us out of the competition
15:04Cheer up, Lewis
15:05There'll be plenty more gigs
15:06It's not the end of the world
15:07You're right
15:08This is just a major personal setback
15:11I'm sure I'll be over it by the time I hit 30
15:13At least there is one positive to come out of it
15:15Which is?
15:16We don't have to worry about finding a name for the band
15:20And I apologize again for having to withdraw from the final at such late notice
15:30Yours sincerely
15:31Sam, stop
15:32Sorry
15:33What?
15:34I found a loophole on the guidelines
15:35What kind of loophole?
15:36There is no definition of life
15:38So?
15:39So
15:40There is a way open for you to be in the competition
15:45Jack!
15:46Wait, Jack
15:47What's up?
15:48We're going to Germany after all
15:49Sure, how?
15:50By submarine?
15:51Digitally
15:52We're going there digitally
15:53What does that mean?
15:54They're gonna turn us into a cartoon
15:56No
15:57So you will perform live in Germany
15:59While Lucy and Jack perform live in Australia
16:01With the video and the audio digitally connected
16:03How incredible is that?
16:05And the station loves the international angle so much
16:07They are organizing a mobile satellite there
16:09You're a genius
16:10You know that
16:11Well, I wouldn't say that
16:13But it's kind of nice when you say it
16:16You're a genius
16:23I have a good feeling about today
16:24I hope you're right
16:26Mind you, I have that feeling pretty much every day
16:28That's what worries me
16:30Haha
16:31But last night I was thinking
16:32There's about 7 billion people on this planet, right?
16:34And?
16:35So statistically there's an excellent chance that somewhere in the world
16:39There are von Narsenbergs looking for monogrammed t-shirts, caps and t-tails
16:43Am I right?
16:44Or am I right?
16:46You're not right
16:48Not one single bid?
16:50Not one single bid
16:52Will you tell Lily or will I?
16:55Not one single bid?
16:57Not one?
16:58Did you contact the Ministry of Trade?
17:00They said Georgie was invited to the lunch by mistake
17:03He's from Kasparkistan, not Kaspolistan
17:05So perhaps the Ministry of Trade would like to buy the t-shirts?
17:08Sadly no
17:09They suggested I donate them to the Cosministan army
17:12Cosministan?
17:13It's east of Kaspolistan
17:14So what?
17:15Their soldiers would wear them?
17:16No
17:17Apparently t-shirts make good bedding for their camels
17:20How wonderful
17:22What song are we playing again?
17:37Ha ha listen I'm nervous enough already right?
17:40Don't panic you can only fail
17:43Thanks makes you feel so much better
17:45Ready?
17:46Ready as I'll ever be
17:47Okay the stage is all set
17:48What are you doing?
17:49You can't wear those
17:50We need some kind of uniform
17:51We're Sam's broker
17:52Did anyone see you?
17:53Please wear those inside out at least
17:54Lily it's okay
17:55Nobody here knows where we're from
17:56No way people will associate these with the Van Hasenborgs
17:57One minute and you're on okay?
17:58Okay
17:59The host needs to know the name of the band
18:00Oh right our band
18:01So what is it?
18:02Can you just give me five seconds?
18:03So what do you guys call yourselves?
18:04I'm
18:05I'm
18:07I'm
18:08I'm
18:09I'm
18:10I'm
18:11I'm
18:12I'm
18:13I'm
18:14I'm
18:15I'm
18:16I'm
18:17I'm
18:18I'm
18:19I'm
18:20I'm
18:21I'm
18:22I'm
18:23I'm
18:24I'm
18:25I'm
18:26I'm
18:27I'm
18:28I'm
18:29I'm
18:30I'm
18:31I'm
18:32Sam
18:33No
18:34Phone's on set people
18:35We're wrong
18:40He's not picking up
18:41Somebody
18:42I need a name for the band
18:43I've got it
18:44What about
18:45Jalusa?
18:46Sorry
18:47No
18:48Sorry
18:49What do I do?
18:50What do I do?
18:51We're hurting for you
18:52What's happening?
18:53I need to get changed
18:54There's no time you're on
18:55I can't go on looking like this
18:56Here
18:57Put this on
18:58No not that
18:59I can't
19:00Come on
19:01My life is over
19:05My life is over
19:10That's weird
19:11Are you okay?
19:12Yep
19:13Oh
19:14The band name
19:15Uh
19:16Um
19:17It's okay
19:18I've got it
19:19Ladies and gentlemen
19:29Please welcome
19:30All the way from Australia
19:32Nasenburg
19:33What?
19:34What?
19:35What?
19:36What?
19:37I want a big chair
19:50Up above the cloud
19:51Philoves in the air
19:53Look down for my love
19:54For him anywhere
19:55And everywhere
19:56I know, I know, but it's too late to do anything, Daddy.
20:11By tomorrow, all of Germany will be laughing, loudly.
20:26I know, I know, but it's too late to do anything, Daddy.
20:56I know, but faith will keep you here with me and never let you go.
21:04As I am about to give you up, suddenly the door, it opens up, and you are the key, unlocking me.
21:19I was locked inside the door.
21:21Somehow we managed to get through the song, and a new band was born, Narzenberg.
21:26With a name like that, it was pretty certain we weren't destined to have a long shelf life.
21:32Then again, my expectations had been wrong before.
21:35Look, the SMS files are coming through.
21:43And what was with this Narzenberg thing?
21:46Where did that come from?
21:47Kind of a long story.
21:50Ooh, here come the results.
21:51Lucy.
21:52Yes!
21:53Can't believe it!
22:10This means you're in the finals, you know!
22:12Germany is still on!
22:14Narzenberg!
22:15Narzenberg!
22:24Selling 2200 T-shirts, 50 hats, and two tea towels in 12 hours is a pretty good start.
22:30What sort of band fans want souvenir tea towels?
22:33Nice ones.
22:34Maybe they give them as presents to their uncles or aunties.
22:38Only you could think of an answer like that, Sophie.
22:40But still, you all have to admit, wearing those T-shirts on TV was a stroke of genius.
22:45And whose idea was that?
22:48Ah, forgotten.
22:50Forgotten?
22:51Come on, guys, credit where it's due, eh?
22:54We will change the name of the band, Lily.
22:56I promise.
22:56Maybe I could get used to it.
22:59And if he keeps on selling these T-shirts, Daddy mightn't let you change.
23:04Thank you, Minister.
23:06Yes, establishing trade with Kosporica was a great challenge, but someone had to be the first.
23:12Of course I'd be having to pass on my contacts there.
23:16Charming fellows, the Kosporica, they're from the East, you know.
23:26I'm out.
23:27I'm out.
23:28I'm out.
23:29I'm out.
23:30I'm out.
23:31I'm out.
23:32I'm out.
23:33I'm out.
23:34I'm out.
23:35I'm out.
23:36I'm out.
23:37I'm out.
23:38I'm out.
23:39I'm out.
23:40I'm out.
23:41I'm out.
23:42I'm out.
23:43I'm out.
23:44I'm out.
23:45I'm out.
23:46I'm out.
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