00:00Fire!
00:30Fire!
00:36Fire!
00:40Fire!
00:46Fire!
00:52Fire!
00:58Who am I?
01:05Diagnosis. Amnesia.
01:28Amnesia.
01:58So, Action Man, meddling in my affairs once again?
02:15I like meddling, Dr. X. Next to skulking is probably my favorite pastime.
02:20This is no time to joke, Action Man. My helicopter is fueling up on the roof of this old building.
02:27When I lift off, I plan to destroy this place. So you see, you're precisely what I want you.
02:35Any last requests?
02:37Sure. Hand me a remote so I can change the channel.
02:41Prepare the helicopter for departure. And arm the explosive.
02:45So, the best you can do is blow up this old building. X, you disappoint me.
02:51Don't be. I'm on my way to destroy the satellite tracking beacon at Cape Canaveral.
02:57No one will ever be able to trace me or my actions again.
03:03Cheer up, Action Man. I'll be dropping the explosive on this place personally.
03:08No. And I didn't think you cared.
03:12Well, I got what I came for. X's plans for the satellite beacon. No need to hang around.
03:20I hope it won't be dropping the flashing nan эфф revelation to destroy the satellite.
03:26� 만 my power comes down here.
03:29Action Man. These outer lights in allows me to click the.
03:32Thing Which is so powerful.
03:34I got one on earth.
03:35That's a Saiyan mark.
03:36Lay on and rock!
03:37You will have sex.
03:38I got one on earth.
03:39If youполож!
03:40You're somewhere, you'reelf, you're a slumber at the stage.
03:43See cars.
03:44What do you think?
03:45What do you think?
03:46Oh, my God.
04:16Action 3, this is Action 1.
04:29X plans to blow the satellite tracking beacon at Cape Canaveral.
04:32He's on his way there now.
04:33Good work, Action 1.
04:35We'll radio the airport so they can give him a warm welcome down there in Florida.
04:39Make it hot, Action 3.
04:41In fact, make it a roast.
04:44Action 1, over and out.
04:46The world's leaders are gathered today in Paris for an emergency meeting of the G7 Economic Council.
05:04As we speak, the seven most powerful men and women on the planet are meeting face to face to discuss the world economy.
05:11I've never seen security as tight as this.
05:15They've even shut down the Eiffel Tower.
05:17If security is so tight, how's this news chopper getting so close?
05:22We've just been told we must leave the restricted area immediately.
05:26I don't think they're kidding.
05:27I feel like I've seen this exact scenario before.
05:31Memory trace?
05:33No.
05:37More like a case of déjà vu.
05:39You know, when you feel you've been somewhere before, but you can't remember when.
05:43It's showtime, Dr. X.
05:53Ah, yes.
05:56Activate Plan A.
06:03Skalmen are go!
06:05Repeat, Skalmen are go!
06:08I'm telling you, the biggest threat to World Order is this hooligan called Dr. X.
06:23What is the meaning of this outrage?
06:47Do you realize that we are the leaders of the free world?
06:50No longer. You are now the hostages of Dr. X.
06:54Move to the center of the table and no one will be hurt.
06:58And if I refuse?
07:00Then start contemplating a slow, horrible end.
07:05Move it or lose it!
07:10We firmly support the actions of these leaders.
07:13Dr. X must be...
07:14Ow! Ow! What the...
07:16Sorry to interrupt such fine programming.
07:19But I'm conducting a little test of my new shopping channel.
07:25Featuring excellent bargains for every budget.
07:30And the first item of the auction is the President of the United States.
07:36This can't be happening!
07:39But it is.
07:40And we've got to stop it.
07:42All right, team.
07:44Let's get extreme!
07:45Secretary Norris, pull back your forces from the northern quadrant of the assembly building.
07:56Or my demands will increase!
07:59How does he know exactly what the security force is doing?
08:03I ordered a total media blackout.
08:06Where's Action Man?
08:07I see you Norris got my car here in one piece.
08:22What do you see?
08:24It looks so familiar.
08:25A little R&R with a lady friend, perhaps?
08:28I don't know.
08:30Maybe.
08:30He's got the leaders hostage inside.
08:33He can see exactly what we're doing,
08:35even though the area has been sealed off
08:37and gone over with a fine-tooth comb.
08:40And he's made a ransom demand
08:42of 10% of the gross national product of each G7 nation.
08:46Keep negotiating.
08:47We'll try the frontal approach.
08:49When the door blows,
08:50I want stun and smoke grenades inside.
08:52A.M.
09:04It's gonna pop!
09:05Get out of there!
09:13He's got three fail-safes we can see,
09:15and who knows how many we can't.
09:17One mistake in this place is a vacant lot.
09:21Those skulls are tough.
09:23So are we.
09:24Come on.
09:25New plan.
09:29What do you want, X?
09:31I could eliminate one of the hostages
09:34in retaliation for your foolish attempt to break in.
09:38But instead, I'm raising the price.
09:4115% each now!
09:44I know.
09:4515% of the GMP of all seven nations
09:48will make Dr. X the single richest country
09:51country in the entire world!
10:09He's going to be very careful
10:11not to show his silhouette through the skylight.
10:14It's like seeing your favorite movie all over again.
10:15Let's cut to the special effects.
10:19Get ready to go in!
10:20Assault gear on!
10:21Assault gear on!
10:22Now he's determining which entry point
10:24will expose the hostages to the least amount of falling glass.
10:28He picked the fourth quadrant as predicted.
10:30Now he's starting to cut his way in.
10:34It's like seeing your favorite movie all over again.
10:39Let's cut to the special effects.
10:41Get ready to go in!
10:42Get ready to go in!
10:43Assault gear on!
10:52Sorry.
10:54On five.
10:55One.
10:56Two.
11:04You okay?
11:05Considering things just blew up in our face
11:07and then we went bungee jumping without a bungee.
11:10We got a problem, A.M.
11:12X knew we were gonna go in through the dome,
11:14so he blew us up first.
11:15He's one step ahead of us all the way.
11:20We're going to need robotics for a double assault.
11:22It's the only viable option we have left.
11:25It better work.
11:26Dr. X has just upped the ante to twenty percent
11:29thanks to your first two bungled rescue attempts.
11:32It's like Dr. X is reading A.M.'s mind.
11:35I smell a sewer rat.
11:40So does Raid.
11:41Norris, you take charge of the robots.
11:43We're going to see a dog about a man.
11:47They'll deploy the first robot to the east.
11:50Activate robot.
11:52Position it outside east door.
11:56Wait a minute.
11:57I don't see Action Man.
11:59I don't hear Action Man.
12:00Where is Action Man?
12:03He's supposed to be there.
12:06Activate plan B!
12:08But why?
12:09Everything is going exactly to Action Man's plan.
12:13Not anymore.
12:14He is improvising.
12:21How can he find the president's scent with all this stink down here?
12:25The nose knows.
12:27Wish mine didn't.
12:34Inventive.
12:35Let's go compliment them.
12:37Time?
12:38The door's going thirty.
12:46Are you ready to get extreme?
12:50Everyone get down and stay down.
12:56Huh?
12:57What the?
12:59No hostages.
13:01No nothing.
13:03We'll be safe.
13:05Rain of Kong's detected stealth ultralight.
13:09But it can be seen.
13:12The only people who ever look up in a city are the tourists.
13:16And who cares about them?
13:18We take the scuba skis and scour the sewers.
13:23Sewers?
13:25Here I am in Paris, City of Lights.
13:27I should be going up the Eiffel Tower, not mucking about.
13:31Hey, look!
13:32X is on the wing.
13:33So that's where he's been.
13:34Sitting up there watching us.
13:37You cover the river.
13:38I'll take the streets.
13:39Eiffel Tower
13:56Ryan's heads.
13:57Where's X now?
13:58I've lost him.
13:59He's going to kill himself, driving like that!
14:24Let's help him!
14:28Action man! He's heading over the river! Double back!
14:43Hang on, Raid!
14:46I'm losing line of sight! Keep tracking!
14:54He's heading towards that island!
14:59You keep your eye on the bird, I'll keep mine on the road!
15:03Where are you, X?
15:13They never came back over the left bank!
15:19Or the right bank either! So it's somewhere around here!
15:23I guarantee this is not where the hostages are!
15:33Jack, where in Paris are there lots of human remains?
15:40Human remains? Lots of them? In the Codacombs, of course!
15:44You heard him, team! To the scuba skis! Let's move!
15:52Hold on! Skull's ahead!
15:54Hold your fire! Where did they go?
16:03Fine, Raid! Fine!
16:18Fine, Raid! Fine!
16:30Freeze!
16:31Bonsoir, Action Man! Would you like a taste of the grape?
16:35It's young, amusing, and lightweight! Sort of like yourself!
16:40Let them go, X! You've gone too far this time!
16:43Au contraire!
16:45Think about it! This whole kidnap plot was your idea in the first place!
16:51No! It couldn't!
16:57Excellent strategy, Skullman!
16:59Your plan to protect Dr. X from any chance of kidnapping by anticipating every avenue of attack is brilliant!
17:08I'm going to recommend you for advancement!
17:11Thank you, Ursula!
17:15What? What was it?
17:17My worst nightmare!
17:18Have you figured out the truth yet?
17:22Enough of it! Raid, go!
17:33Eat this, Action Man! In five seconds, there will be a new world order!
17:39What are you doing? You'll destroy us all!
17:42Hit the deck!
17:49Headcount!
17:50Everyone's okay!
17:51I'm going to see that the whole world learns about this extraordinary act of bravery!
17:57Bad idea, Madam President!
17:59Yeah! You want everyone to know how you got kidnapped by Dr. X?
18:04You're right! No one should ever know what happened! It would be... bad for morale!
18:10What's that?
18:11X is taking off! Take cover!
18:12You okay?
18:13X and Ursula were right! This was my plan! I wonder how many other plans I made for Dr. X? Was I... was I really a Skullman?
18:29Maybe you were, but you're not now and that's what counts!
18:36Action four to action one! I need a mission update! Action command getting frantic! Over!
18:42Mission accomplished! Tell Norris to keep his shorts on! We're coming home!
18:48Load action memory file! Loading! Activate virtual memory scan!
18:58Activating!
19:00Fire up! Create sequence! Code name Ursula! Start from the beginning!
19:21Okay. Here we are at Skull School. My first memory of Ursula. The Skullman on the receiving end of that foundry
19:29thousand watt smile is me in disguise. And here's where I finally figure out how X and Ursula
19:39think they've tricked me into planning the Kidnapper the Sentry!
19:42But surely you remember us! Always the same question! And always the same answer! No! I don't remember!
19:50Were you just a passing fancy? Or the love of my life?
19:54You will never find out what I know! Oh yes I will! You can take that to the bank!
20:02Vyra, save as sub-file Ursula! And exit!
20:07I choose not to smoke and I'll tell you why. I'd have less lung power to practice karate and scuba dive. My clothes would smell, my teeth would be yellow and I'd have bad breath. I don't smoke because it can cause cancer of the lung, throat, esophagus, tongue and mouth. I don't want to be an addict. I don't want a rolled up piece of paper wrapped around some tobacco to have control over me.
20:24I don't smoke because smokers think cigarettes are their closest friends. And I like friends I can count on. With friends like cigarettes, you won't ever need enemies.
20:45You won't ever need enemies.
21:15Over Me
21:30Beard
21:35Beat
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